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00:00:19Once I loved
00:00:23And I gave so much love to this love
00:00:26It was a war to me
00:00:32Once I cried
00:00:36At the thought I was foolish and proud
00:00:40And let you say goodbye
00:00:46Then one day
00:00:50From my infinite sadness you came
00:00:55And love it all again
00:00:59Now
00:01:01Now I know
00:01:04That no matter
00:01:06Whatever befalls
00:01:08I'll never let you go
00:01:11I will hold you close
00:01:15Night and day
00:01:19Because love is the saddest thing
00:01:22When it goes away
00:01:27You know goldfish have only a three second memory
00:01:31That means if it takes three seconds to swim around the bowl
00:01:34Everything is new
00:01:35Each time two goldfish meet
00:01:37It's like it's the first time
00:01:39It's just like humans really
00:01:42Each time we fall in love
00:01:43It's as if we're doing it for the first time
00:01:45Some kind of chemical reaction kicks in
00:01:48And wipes out all the memories
00:01:49Of how painful the last heartbreak was
00:01:51And we think
00:01:52Wow
00:01:53This is great
00:01:54This is new
00:01:55This is different
00:01:57Like women
00:01:58Forgetting the pain of childbirth
00:02:00Lovely
00:02:00So we never change
00:02:02Or learn
00:02:03Or grow
00:02:03We simply go round and round
00:02:05Repeating the same mistakes
00:02:06Until we die
00:02:07But what's the point?
00:02:09Love
00:02:10Love
00:02:10What is love?
00:02:13I brought you a present
00:02:15Hmm
00:02:15Tom
00:02:17Rilke's poems?
00:02:19Yes
00:02:21In German?
00:02:23Yes
00:02:24With facing translation
00:02:26Thanks
00:02:26Here
00:02:27Look at page 23
00:02:29Again and again
00:02:31Again and again
00:02:32Even knowing the landscape of love
00:02:35And the little churchyard there
00:02:37With its sorrowing names
00:02:39And the hauntingly silent abyss
00:02:41Into which the others descend
00:02:43No I think more something like
00:02:45Um
00:02:47Champagne
00:02:47No
00:02:48Oh
00:02:50Cuckoo
00:02:52Ah
00:02:53Holy mother of God
00:02:55I'm so sorry
00:02:55I'm sorry
00:02:56Just
00:03:01Yeah
00:03:01Look you're fine
00:03:04Sorry
00:03:08Typical
00:03:09A
00:03:20Typical
00:03:20Surprised surprise is raining on St. Patrick's Day
00:03:23Ah
00:03:29Well that looks quite interesting
00:03:32Hi, I'm Angie Power from the Nine O'Clock News.
00:03:34Yeah, I recognise you.
00:03:36I was wondering if you'd like to come over and tell us what this is all about.
00:03:39Sure.
00:03:41Um, so why are you here?
00:03:44Well, there's ample evidence to support the fact that Patrick was North African
00:03:48and that many of his beliefs reflected the teachings of ancient Egyptian religion.
00:03:53The Catholic Church, of course, has simply used Patrick as propaganda
00:04:00to squelch out the indigenous religions of the day.
00:04:03That's very interesting.
00:04:04Yeah, they did the same thing to Jesus.
00:04:07Right. I'd love to hear more about this.
00:04:11Maybe you could give me a ring sometime.
00:04:15Oh, okay.
00:04:18Cheers.
00:04:30She's the new semiotics professor.
00:04:33She's nice, isn't she?
00:04:36Not my type.
00:04:37What, over 30?
00:04:39Yeah.
00:04:42You're going to have to watch yourself with these young ones.
00:04:45Why?
00:04:48Apparently, one of your, um, recent conquests went off and cried to mommy
00:04:52and they filed a report.
00:04:55That's ridiculous.
00:04:57Getting your heart broken is as much a part of first love as moonlight and roses.
00:05:02God save us from Irish mammies.
00:05:04Well, you might choose to believe that, but the Dean...
00:05:06Look, I love these girls, each and every one of them,
00:05:09and my actions are dictated only by love.
00:05:12I provide them with a safe place to blossom,
00:05:14and when they want to, they can move on.
00:05:16That's very noble.
00:05:17I like to think so.
00:05:20No, no, no, no, no,
00:05:21no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:05:30no, no.
00:05:31No.
00:05:34No.
00:05:46Again and again, we walk out together under the ancient trees,
00:05:51lie down again and again amongst the flowers,
00:05:55face to face with the heavens.
00:06:04All right, I'll pray for you again.
00:06:06Make sure to read the sorrows of young bird every next week.
00:06:18You want to see me?
00:06:21Ah, yes.
00:06:22Yes, Isolde.
00:06:23That was a brilliant essay.
00:06:25Oh.
00:06:26Really insightful.
00:06:27Oh, thanks.
00:06:27You know, I especially liked your view on the notion of half-in-love that Keats talks about,
00:06:32because, of course, you've hit on his very weakness.
00:06:34And being half-in-love is like being half-pregnant, isn't it?
00:06:37Yes, that's what I think.
00:06:39I mean, you either are in love, or you aren't.
00:06:45Yes.
00:06:51Are you walking out?
00:06:52Yes.
00:06:54Of course, there's a difference between love and attraction.
00:06:59Oh, yes, of course, even though attraction sometimes feels like love.
00:07:04It's a funny old business, isn't it?
00:07:06Yeah, sometimes.
00:07:09For God's sake, I don't.
00:07:11I just know I do sometimes, eh?
00:07:13Anyway, it's not important.
00:07:15I don't care.
00:07:23It'd be nice to have a magic, though.
00:07:27Okay?
00:07:29It's all right, I can't tell you.
00:07:30Okay, cool.
00:07:33You speak to her a bit?
00:07:34A bit.
00:07:35Ah, yes, you see, I thought you understood that bit of the quote.
00:07:37Is that a test?
00:07:38No, no, no, no, just an in-joke.
00:07:41An intimate joke.
00:07:42I don't care.
00:07:55Hiya.
00:07:56Hand delivery to the signatory only.
00:07:58Sorry, could you hold on?
00:07:59I'll call you back.
00:08:00That's...
00:08:01You see, it starts with a toothbrush,
00:08:03and the next thing we're fighting over the laundry.
00:08:06Now, if you want true love and commitment,
00:08:08get a puppy.
00:08:16Oh, for sake.
00:08:25I'd ask you what my flatmate sleeps during the day.
00:08:27He's a security guard.
00:08:28Ah, thank you, anyway.
00:08:30Oh, Isolde, could you do me a little favor?
00:08:33Sure.
00:08:33Could you, um, whisper to me in German?
00:08:38Whisper to me?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:40I just adore whispered German.
00:08:43Could you?
00:08:45Oh, what should I say?
00:08:46Oh, anything.
00:08:48Just tell me something you like.
00:08:51Please?
00:09:15Hello, hi.
00:09:16Is that Redburn?
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17Hi, this is, um, Bozo.
00:09:19You locked your bike to mine.
00:09:21It's easy knowing you don't make a fucking living on a bike.
00:09:23Well, I get off work at six, so...
00:09:26Okay.
00:09:27I'll see you then, at the bike.
00:09:29Okay, all right.
00:09:30I'll see you then.
00:09:30Okay.
00:09:31Bye.
00:09:32I'm going to eat it.
00:09:39Tara!
00:09:41Oh, my God.
00:09:42What was I thinking of?
00:09:44I completely forgot.
00:09:45How long have you been here?
00:09:46I am so sorry.
00:09:48Come in.
00:09:48Come in.
00:09:51So, why did you say you were delayed?
00:09:53Oh, I had to have a little chat with one of the students.
00:09:56Which student?
00:09:58You wouldn't know her.
00:09:58What's her name?
00:10:01Isolde.
00:10:02Lovely.
00:10:06So.
00:10:07Good kisser?
00:10:09What are you talking about?
00:10:10You're a crap liar.
00:10:12I saw you, Tom.
00:10:13And, you know, I don't even care about you being with other women.
00:10:16Or lying about it.
00:10:18But you're pathetic.
00:10:19And one day soon, you're going to end up a sad, lonely old man with a guilty conscience.
00:10:25Goodbye.
00:10:41You again?
00:10:43Have you got something against me?
00:10:45I'm so sorry, I'm not.
00:10:46I can't believe it's...
00:10:47I don't know.
00:10:48I'm an idiot.
00:10:49You're all right.
00:10:50Would you mind unlocking it now, though?
00:10:52Oh, Jesus.
00:10:53Yeah.
00:10:53Of course.
00:10:54Sorry.
00:10:55Sorry.
00:10:59Listen, thanks.
00:11:00Listen, um, I want to give you something for the wages that you lost.
00:11:04Oh, don't be silly.
00:11:06You could just buy me a drink sometime.
00:11:08Yeah, all right.
00:11:10Great.
00:11:11See ya.
00:11:12See ya.
00:11:27Hello, Angie.
00:11:28It's Clara.
00:11:30Hello, Clara.
00:11:32No, of course I remember you.
00:11:34Yes, yes.
00:11:37I'd love to.
00:11:38What about Thursday night?
00:11:41Perfect.
00:11:41Do you know Miss Julie's?
00:11:44Harkhurst Street.
00:11:45Seven o'clock?
00:11:46Perfect.
00:11:47Fantastic.
00:11:48I'll see you then.
00:11:49Okay.
00:11:49Bye.
00:11:50Yes!
00:11:52Yes!
00:11:53Yes!
00:11:54Yes!
00:11:54Yes!
00:11:55Yes!
00:11:55Yes!
00:11:56Yes!
00:11:57Yes!
00:11:59Yes!
00:12:00Yes!
00:12:02Yes!
00:12:04Yes!
00:12:16Yes!
00:12:18Yes!
00:12:19Yes!
00:12:19Yes!
00:12:21Yes!
00:12:21Hi!
00:12:22Hello!
00:12:22I'm so sorry, my lady.
00:12:23I got a hell of a work.
00:12:24No problem.
00:12:25How are you doing?
00:12:26I'm good.
00:12:26I'm good.
00:12:26How are you?
00:12:27I'm great.
00:12:28Would you like a drink?
00:12:29I'd love one.
00:12:30Excellent.
00:12:31Love.
00:12:32I mean, what is love?
00:12:34By the way, I brought you a little something.
00:12:37Oh, thank you.
00:12:40Oh, wow!
00:12:42Wilkes-Powens.
00:12:44In the original German.
00:12:46Yes.
00:12:47With facing translation.
00:12:49I was hoping you might whisper one to me later.
00:12:54Why don't you?
00:12:55Why don't you look at page 23.
00:12:56Why don't you look at page 23.
00:12:57Again and again.
00:12:59Again and again.
00:13:01Again and again.
00:13:01Even knowing that.
00:13:02Well, you know, the usual.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:04I've got my heart broken in 17 places, but, uh, well, I learned a lot.
00:13:10And you?
00:13:11Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:12Um, not really.
00:13:15A girlfriend?
00:13:16No.
00:13:17Sorry.
00:13:18I just, you know, I didn't want to presume that you're straight.
00:13:22I mean, if you're not, it doesn't matter.
00:13:25Are you?
00:13:26Um, I don't know.
00:13:28Well, my best friend and I used to practice kissing on each other when we were 13.
00:13:33But, um, that doesn't really count, does it?
00:13:36Well, it depends.
00:13:38Did you enjoy it?
00:13:40I suppose.
00:13:42Um, Jesus.
00:13:44I hadn't thought about this until now, but, uh, I suppose we did it more than once.
00:13:51So, um...
00:13:55Would you like another drink?
00:13:57Oh, yes, please.
00:14:34You sure you've never slept with a woman before?
00:14:39I guess I'm just a natural.
00:14:44Rosie?
00:14:45Coo-coo!
00:14:50Hello.
00:14:52Nice niggers.
00:14:54Do you like them?
00:14:56Sure.
00:14:57Are they new?
00:14:59I got them for you.
00:15:02Thanks, but I don't think they'd suit me.
00:15:05You know what I mean.
00:15:08Do you want a beer?
00:15:29Oh my god, he can't be more than 12.
00:15:32Why?
00:15:33Do you feel old?
00:15:34So do I.
00:15:49I had a great time.
00:15:50Me too.
00:15:51See you tonight?
00:15:51I can't wait.
00:15:53I can't wait.
00:15:54I can't wait.
00:16:06Good morning, Eddie.
00:16:08Good morning.
00:16:16You are a divine creature.
00:16:18No, no, no.
00:16:19Seriously.
00:16:20Seriously.
00:16:24I love everything about you.
00:16:26I love the way you talk.
00:16:29The way you move.
00:16:33The way that lock of hair falls down over your eye.
00:16:38I'm crazy about you, Isolt.
00:16:41I love your name.
00:16:46I love you.
00:16:50I thought we were just going to have some fun.
00:16:54But we are having fun.
00:16:56Aren't we?
00:17:01Let's just keep it light, okay?
00:17:03I mean, I just got out of it.
00:17:06Heavy relationship.
00:17:07I don't want to get back into one.
00:17:09Of course.
00:17:10Of course.
00:17:12Sorry.
00:17:13Don't be sorry.
00:17:15I'll go get dressed.
00:17:18Right.
00:17:27So what's today's disaster then?
00:17:30Sheila Devine.
00:17:31You know the wife of that TD?
00:17:33Oh, your man that had the affair with the woman from the newspaper?
00:17:36Only for 17 years.
00:17:38Jesus.
00:17:40Mrs. Devine, how could you not know that she was deceiving you?
00:17:43Who?
00:17:44Sorry?
00:17:45Who was deceiving me?
00:17:47Your husband.
00:17:48Oh, no, no.
00:17:49No, I had no idea.
00:17:51No idea.
00:17:52Did you never suspect that she was lying to you?
00:17:54Sorry, who?
00:17:55Your husband.
00:17:56It sounded like you said she.
00:17:59She?
00:17:59Yes, she was lying to you.
00:18:01Who?
00:18:01That's what I mean.
00:18:20Hi.
00:18:22Hello.
00:18:23A little light reading?
00:18:25Research.
00:18:26Sure.
00:18:27What are you working on?
00:18:28You don't want to know.
00:18:30Oh.
00:18:30Oh, really?
00:18:32Oh, it's just paper on quantum physics and Stone Age architecture.
00:18:36You know, spirals and algorithms and all that.
00:18:40Oh.
00:18:42Are you doing research?
00:18:45Yes.
00:18:45Yes.
00:18:46I'm, uh...
00:18:47I'm, uh...
00:18:49There's, uh, this paper, it's sort of, um...
00:18:51Ready to go?
00:18:52Yeah, yeah.
00:18:54See you.
00:18:55Bye.
00:19:02Oh, look.
00:19:07Don't you ever want kids?
00:19:09Jesus Christ.
00:19:10I'm 22.
00:19:11Give us a chance.
00:19:12Oh, stop it.
00:19:13Would you just sit down?
00:19:14Sorry.
00:19:19Oh, yeah.
00:19:20Box of matches, please.
00:19:21Box of matches.
00:19:22Bozo?
00:19:24How's it going?
00:19:25Hiya.
00:19:26Red.
00:19:27Yeah.
00:19:28Listen.
00:19:29Drinks all around.
00:19:31Well, here and here anyway.
00:19:33What are you having?
00:19:35Um, well, I...
00:19:36I have to, um...
00:19:39I owe you a drink, so...
00:19:40That's true, you do.
00:19:41We'll have a tequila, thanks.
00:19:43Have tequila and I'll have a pint, please.
00:19:46Oh, great.
00:19:46I'm just in the mood to have a beer spilled to me.
00:19:50Oh, when the saints go on the piss.
00:19:53Oh, the piss.
00:19:54Oh, when the saints go on the piss.
00:19:57I wanna be absolutely pleased.
00:20:01Oh, when the saints go on the piss.
00:20:04Go on the piss.
00:20:05Oh, when the sa...
00:20:09This is it.
00:20:11Right.
00:20:12I mean, I'd ask you what, but, uh, girlfriend.
00:20:15Yeah.
00:20:22Come back to my place.
00:20:24I can't.
00:20:25Why not?
00:20:26I have a girlfriend and...
00:20:27Yeah, so you keep saying.
00:20:29I'm not gay.
00:20:31Of course you're not.
00:20:37I think I love you.
00:20:49I'm sorry.
00:20:51Should I not have said that?
00:20:57I don't like using words like love.
00:21:01Why not?
00:21:03I love you really means do you love me?
00:21:05And I own you and all that crap.
00:21:10That's not true.
00:21:12You know, I...
00:21:14I don't expect you to love me back.
00:21:17It would be nice, but...
00:21:24I really like you, Andy.
00:21:30Well, I really like you to.
00:21:39Where are you going?
00:21:42To the loo.
00:21:44Oh.
00:21:46Sorry.
00:22:13I'd love us to spend some, some real time together.
00:22:17I'm seeing someone else, you know.
00:22:20Are you?
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:21A woman.
00:22:25Cool.
00:22:26You don't have a problem with that.
00:22:27Why should I have a problem if you're bisexual?
00:22:29Who said anything about bisexual?
00:22:31Maybe I've turned lesbian.
00:22:36Have you?
00:22:37Would you have a problem with that?
00:22:39No way, babe.
00:22:40I believe in freedom in every possible way.
00:22:43You're beautiful.
00:22:44Of course everyone's gonna want you.
00:22:46I can appreciate that.
00:22:47So you'd be cool about me seeing her and you at the same time?
00:22:51Yeah.
00:22:52Sure, babe.
00:22:54Why should we be limited to some antiquated bourgeois concept of monogamy?
00:22:57If you're attracted to someone, there's a reason for it and you owe it to yourself to find out what
00:23:01that reason is.
00:23:02Everyone in our lives is sent to us to teach us something.
00:23:04It's part of our karma from our past lives.
00:23:06So if the gods see fit to send you someone, who are you to question their judgement?
00:23:10You just have to say yes to life.
00:23:11Yes to love.
00:23:12Yes to pleasure.
00:23:13You just have to say yes, yes, yes.
00:23:15Let me smell it.
00:23:16Let me taste it.
00:23:17Let me feel it.
00:23:18I might die tomorrow.
00:23:19Give it all to me now.
00:23:20Do you know what I mean?
00:23:22Yes.
00:23:25Hi, it's Isolde.
00:23:26Leave a message and I'll call you back.
00:23:29Just my name, Isolde.
00:23:30Yeah, it's me again.
00:23:31Look, I'm sorry to leave so many messages.
00:23:33It's just...
00:23:34Look, I was worried about you, okay?
00:23:36I hope you're all right.
00:23:37You're left without a note or anything, so...
00:23:40Listen, give us a ring sometime and...
00:23:44I'm sorry to be rambling on.
00:23:46I'm at home and I'd love to see you, okay?
00:23:49Bye.
00:23:51What?
00:23:53You're a terrible man.
00:23:56Coo-coo.
00:23:58Sorry, I have to go.
00:24:07Hi, it's Clara. You know what to do.
00:24:09Hi, Clara. Yeah, Tom here.
00:24:11Just wanted to see how you are.
00:24:17I want to go dancing.
00:24:20We can dance right here.
00:24:25Okay.
00:24:26So you want to go out dancing?
00:24:29You never get bored just hanging around.
00:24:31You want to go dancing?
00:24:32I want to go dancing.
00:24:34Okay.
00:24:35So let's go dancing.
00:24:37Good. Fine.
00:24:42You know, Rosie, you don't get a medal for the amount of time you're sticking with the fella.
00:24:46I know. I know.
00:24:48I mean, every second you're unhappy is a waste of time.
00:24:51And that's a sin.
00:24:53God, look, let's get another drink.
00:24:54Okay, now you're talking.
00:24:56Hello, lovely ladies.
00:24:58How would you like a little libation?
00:25:00I'll go for a glass of champagne.
00:25:02Wouldn't you, Rosie?
00:25:03Yeah.
00:25:04Yeah, we'll have two cure royales, mister.
00:25:06A royal nectar for a royal highness.
00:25:09Christ, Helen, we'll be lumbered with him all night.
00:25:11And we'll catch a drink often.
00:25:18Give me two cure royales for those two wagons in the window.
00:25:21One of those two wagons is my girlfriend.
00:25:24Ah, well.
00:25:26My condolences.
00:25:27You can buy her the drink, son.
00:25:30Hang on.
00:25:31What's this?
00:25:33Guess you'll just have to spend the night with me with no man.
00:25:36Gee, you beggar.
00:25:38Sorry about the phone.
00:25:39It must have got cut off.
00:25:41What are you doing here?
00:25:42What time do you finish?
00:25:43I can't.
00:25:44My girlfriend is here.
00:25:45Here?
00:25:46Where?
00:25:47Which one is she?
00:25:48She's over there.
00:25:51Lovely.
00:25:52I wouldn't have thought you'd be the dolly board type.
00:25:54Or the other one.
00:25:59You know, you could do better.
00:26:01Do you want to order something?
00:26:03Yeah.
00:26:03I'll have a beer, thanks.
00:26:05What time do you say you finish?
00:26:11Huh?
00:26:12How did it look?
00:26:13I was f***ing dreadful.
00:26:15How come?
00:26:15I mean, you look great at going there.
00:26:17Darren, how's it going?
00:26:18Oh, Konzo.
00:26:19How are you doing?
00:26:20Konzo, this is Angie.
00:26:21Oh, hi, Auntie.
00:26:22Claire has told me a lot about you.
00:26:24Oh, really?
00:26:25Yeah, she's some chick, what?
00:26:28What?
00:26:29Uh, Konzo, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but we're kind of in the middle of something,
00:26:33so do you mind leaving us alone?
00:26:35Ah, sure, babe.
00:26:35If I get you.
00:26:36Lovely to meet you.
00:26:38I'll see you again.
00:26:43Who is that?
00:26:44It's the guy from college.
00:26:46You told him a lot about me?
00:26:48No.
00:26:49Oh.
00:26:50He's just being obnoxious.
00:26:52Now that's a word, alright, arrogant little prick.
00:26:53I love this song.
00:26:55Dance with me.
00:26:56I love you.
00:27:04I love you.
00:27:23I love you.
00:27:24I love you.
00:27:25I love you.
00:27:28I love you.
00:27:29I love you.
00:27:31I love you.
00:27:32I love you.
00:27:32I love you.
00:27:34I love you.
00:27:35I love you.
00:27:37I love you.
00:27:39I love you.
00:27:44I love you.
00:27:46I love you.
00:27:47I love you.
00:27:48You can do what you like.
00:27:49Well, I'll just get my stuff.
00:27:50What, you mean say goodnight to him?
00:27:51No.
00:27:52I'll be outside.
00:27:58Hi.
00:27:59It'll be a minute.
00:28:00My friend's just coming.
00:28:01Oh, well, now it's a busy old night.
00:28:03Look, turn on the meter if you like.
00:28:04She'll be right here.
00:28:05Yeah, she better be.
00:28:06Because if there's one thing I f***ing hate, it's wait.
00:28:13Hey.
00:28:14Are you your one off the telly?
00:28:16Listen, why don't you guys go ahead?
00:28:17I'll catch up with you.
00:28:18Ah, no.
00:28:18Shall we wait?
00:28:19There's only another ten minutes.
00:28:20The boss says I have to work late.
00:28:22But you're closing.
00:28:23What does he want you to do?
00:28:25There's a big clean-up in the storeroom tonight.
00:28:29Poor thing.
00:28:30Oh, look.
00:28:31I'm not that pushed about going out anyway.
00:28:33I mean, I don't mind waiting.
00:28:35Do you, Helen?
00:28:35No?
00:28:37Shall we get pissed at Seasley Harris in there, Ben?
00:28:39But this place is crap!
00:28:43David, are you all right?
00:28:44Of course I'm all right.
00:28:45Just sweating.
00:28:46Fine, I'm fine.
00:28:48Time of the month.
00:28:49He's having a hot flush.
00:28:51I dug in.
00:28:53Not tonight.
00:28:55Well, how about Torres tonight, then?
00:29:01You're okay.
00:29:04See you later.
00:29:06Hold up.
00:29:13He's nice.
00:29:21Are you coming to my place?
00:29:23Am I allowed?
00:29:24If you want.
00:29:25What's wrong, Angie?
00:29:26I don't enjoy being made a fool of.
00:29:27What do you mean?
00:29:29I mean your friend.
00:29:30Konza.
00:29:31Whatever.
00:29:32What about him?
00:29:33Is there something going on between you two?
00:29:35Not really.
00:29:37Not really?
00:29:39Christ.
00:29:40What?
00:29:41I don't see what the problem is.
00:29:43You and I didn't swear to be monogamous.
00:29:44That's a separate issue.
00:29:45I don't enjoy being humiliated.
00:29:48You are jealous.
00:29:50Jesus, I haven't even got to jealous yet.
00:29:51I'm still trying to get to the basic truth.
00:29:54Are you seeing him as well as me?
00:29:56Maybe.
00:29:57Would you mind if I did?
00:30:01Honestly, yes, I would.
00:30:02Why?
00:30:03There's no competition.
00:30:05Oh, I'm sure it's a very enlightened idea, Clara,
00:30:07but my stomach just turns at the thought of it.
00:30:09I'm only expressing my bisexuality.
00:30:13Do you really want to lock me into a monogamous relationship?
00:30:16I don't want to lock you into anything.
00:30:18If you're unfulfilled by being with me,
00:30:20then you shouldn't be with me.
00:30:22Then maybe I shouldn't be with you.
00:30:28Is that what you want?
00:30:32Angie, I can't change the way I am.
00:30:35I wouldn't want you to.
00:30:39Angie, I do love you.
00:30:43I thought you said that word was forbidden.
00:30:45Nothing is forbidden.
00:30:46That's my point.
00:30:51Oh, Clara.
00:30:53I'm sorry.
00:30:56I'm sorry, too.
00:31:06Do you want a lift, Pat?
00:31:23I've just been thinking.
00:31:24Tom.
00:31:24Hi, Tom.
00:31:25What are you doing here?
00:31:27You did a septic little ferris.
00:31:29Take it easy, Tom.
00:31:30He's twisted out of his head.
00:31:31You miserable little...
00:31:32What's wrong?
00:31:33Why him?
00:31:33Tom, if I were to have to drink after class,
00:31:35it's none of your business.
00:31:36Oh, sir, that's it.
00:31:37What we had meant nothing to you.
00:31:39You are a cruel woman.
00:31:40Come on, Tom.
00:31:41Calm down.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
00:31:42Jesus, Tom.
00:31:43Ow.
00:31:45Oh, my God.
00:31:46Oh, my God.
00:31:47Oh, dear.
00:31:47Come on.
00:31:49Oh, God.
00:31:51Come on.
00:31:52Come on.
00:31:53Come on, you cowards.
00:31:53Come on, I'll take on the two of you.
00:31:55What, are you afraid?
00:31:56Come on.
00:31:56Come on, you big girl's blows.
00:31:59Come on.
00:32:00Come on.
00:32:01Come on, I'll try to buy some of you.
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:26Angie, what's wrong?
00:32:28It's Butch.
00:32:31We'll be right over.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37Oh, you poor teen.
00:32:44Do you want me to...
00:32:59I've got...
00:33:02I've got...
00:33:03I've got your hand...
00:33:09Oh, you poor teen.
00:33:10Can you hear me now?
00:33:11Oh, can you hear me now?
00:33:14I just don't want to...
00:33:19She must be so upset.
00:33:21She'll be okay.
00:33:23Look, tomorrow morning we'll go to the pet shop, yeah?
00:33:30Are you out tonight?
00:33:32With Clara?
00:33:35And how's it going?
00:33:41It's over.
00:33:44Why?
00:33:45What happened?
00:33:48She's seeing this stupid guy as well as me.
00:33:52She says she's bisexual.
00:33:55Or in everybody else.
00:33:57Don't you start.
00:33:59Well, when 10% of people are gay,
00:34:0210% are straight,
00:34:04and everybody else is bi, that's my theory.
00:34:06Well, I'm sick of theories.
00:34:08Do you want some tequila?
00:34:10Sure.
00:34:19Hi, Clara.
00:34:20Yeah, Tom here.
00:34:21Listen, just wanted to see you.
00:34:27I'm through with women.
00:34:28Men aren't any easier.
00:34:30Women are so complicated.
00:34:31Yeah, men are so f***ing simple.
00:34:34Imagine two women having PMT at the same time.
00:34:37Imagine two men who are equally selfish.
00:34:41Women are so sensitive.
00:34:43You know, and every day is something different.
00:34:45Right when you think you've got a handle on it,
00:34:46something else happens, and you're right back to square one.
00:34:50At least it's better than being with someone
00:34:51who's incapable of showing their feelings,
00:34:53and who just cares only about themselves.
00:34:55Yeah, but women have so many feelings, you know,
00:34:57and all they want to do is express them.
00:34:59The only feelings men express are hunger and lusts.
00:35:04I'd love that.
00:35:06I'd love your problems.
00:35:08To men.
00:35:09To women.
00:35:20I don't think I'll ever find true love.
00:35:24Ever.
00:35:24Well, it's definitely not true.
00:35:32Oh, Brad.
00:35:34Why can't I just be attracted to you?
00:35:37That would be so much easier.
00:35:40You're my best friend.
00:35:43You understand me?
00:35:46And you're gorgeous looking.
00:35:48Well, if I were to be attracted to any woman,
00:35:52I'd be attracted to you.
00:36:01How many years old are stairs out here?
00:36:07curv big
00:36:13Rosie!
00:36:19Who did you think it was, David?
00:36:21You, Rosie. You.
00:36:24I'm scared.
00:36:24I don't know.
00:36:59Mind if I join you?
00:37:01Oh, you must be on your own.
00:37:04Yeah, I am. Why?
00:37:05Because if you were with your fancy lesbian lover, you wouldn't be speaking to me.
00:37:09Conzo, that's not true.
00:37:10It is f***ing true.
00:37:12I thought you were cool.
00:37:13I am cool.
00:37:14I'm cool about you and whatever you want to do in bed, but I'm not cool about being treated like
00:37:17shit.
00:37:18I'm out of here.
00:37:34You wanted to see me.
00:37:39Lucy, I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your essay on Shelley's love is death metaphor.
00:37:44Thanks.
00:37:45Are you walking out?
00:37:47Yeah, I'm meeting somebody.
00:37:48Right.
00:37:49Would you like to get a cup of coffee sometime?
00:37:52Are you propositioning me?
00:37:54No.
00:37:55No, of course not.
00:37:56Because if you are, I just want to say I think you're a really nice guy, but...
00:38:00Well, I don't really go for older men.
00:38:04Sorry.
00:38:05No, no, no.
00:38:06I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your essay.
00:38:09Thanks.
00:38:11Right.
00:38:13Right.
00:38:23There you go.
00:38:25Oh, f*** you, right.
00:38:25You have saved my day.
00:38:26It's in my nature.
00:38:28You know, you're more than welcome to stay, if you want.
00:38:30Oh, thanks.
00:38:31The idea of dining with six lesbians is tantalising, but who's coming anyway?
00:38:37Oh, there's Felicity and Sophie.
00:38:38Oh, I thought they split up.
00:38:40Oh, they had.
00:38:40But, you know, they're still friends.
00:38:42Of course they are.
00:38:43And Felicity's bringing her new girlfriend, Sinead, who actually used to be Sophie's girlfriend
00:38:47before she met Felicity.
00:38:49Oh.
00:38:49I know, it's very intricate.
00:38:51Oh, and there's Emma and Jane.
00:38:53Are they still together?
00:38:54Oh, still breaking up.
00:38:56Of course.
00:38:58Emma and Felicity were lovers years and years ago.
00:39:00Oh, so is there going to be anyone at the table who isn't somebody's ex?
00:39:03Oh, well, uh, Sinead's bringing her friend Kate, who I haven't met for.
00:39:07Of course, she's Karen Reynolds' ex.
00:39:10Well, if Kate was Karen's ex and Karen is Suzanne's ex, then, uh, Kate must be your ex's, ex's ex.
00:39:17So, you two have got to sleep together, you know, complete the circle.
00:39:21Oh, no, no, no.
00:39:22I am through with love.
00:39:24I'm going to buy myself a puppy, settle down as a happy single person, and quit wasting
00:39:28my time kissing a bunch of frogs.
00:39:30That is a good plan.
00:39:32Listen, have a good time.
00:39:34What are you up to tonight?
00:39:36I'm meeting Prince Charming.
00:39:39I'm going to see you next time.
00:39:45Take care, Kate.
00:39:46See you later.
00:39:46Bye.
00:39:47Bye-bye.
00:39:48Bye.
00:39:48See you.
00:39:49Bye.
00:39:50Yeah, next time.
00:39:51Don't know if I put it in there.
00:39:52Yes?
00:39:52Here, Manny's your coat.
00:39:55Oh, Kate.
00:40:01Some more wine?
00:40:03Why not?
00:40:03Why not?
00:40:04We go driving on your bike
00:40:07And we make promises in the night
00:40:10And then I curl around the bag
00:40:12And say you'll remind me with your life
00:40:17You're in my love
00:40:18You're in my blood
00:40:21You can be anything that you want
00:40:27You climb into my mind
00:40:30You drive everything inside wild
00:40:32And then I curl around you madly
00:40:35And say you'll remind me with your life
00:40:39There are four corners on my bed
00:40:44There are four angels overhead
00:40:49This is a carriage, I am safe inside
00:40:53It's refuge where my horse is riding
00:40:55Into the stormy night
00:40:59You're in my love
00:41:13I'm so sorry, Rose
00:41:14I deserve that
00:41:17You deserve far worse than that, David
00:41:19Please, please, just try and understand
00:41:22I've been in hell
00:41:24Oh no, David, no
00:41:26I'm sorry, but this is not the time to be looking for sympathy
00:41:29You can look for that from your boyfriend
00:41:36I'll keep the flat, you move out
00:41:40If that's what you want
00:41:42If that's what I want
00:41:43Like, any of this is what I want
00:41:48Like, what I wanted was to be dumped for a man
00:41:51Rosie, that's not what's happening
00:41:52I want you gone by the time I get home
00:41:54I don't have anywhere to go
00:41:57Frankly, David
00:41:59I don't give a shit
00:42:15Oh, hi
00:42:17It's all
00:42:19Hi
00:42:21Ah, Clara
00:42:23Clara
00:42:24How are you doing?
00:42:26I'm, I'm grand
00:42:27And yourself
00:42:28Good, thanks
00:42:31Well, see you around
00:42:32Okay, bye
00:42:42Hey, Red
00:42:44Hey
00:42:45How's it going?
00:42:47Good
00:42:49What are you going on holidays?
00:42:52No, uh
00:42:53I told Rosie about us
00:42:54She kicked me out
00:42:55Oh, shit
00:42:57Listen, I was just wondering
00:42:58Do you think I could
00:43:00Maybe leave my stuff with you for a little while
00:43:02While I go and look at a flat?
00:43:03Oh, yeah
00:43:04Yeah, no problem
00:43:05Look
00:43:05Come on in
00:43:07Look, you can leave it in here
00:43:11Just a throw in the corner there
00:43:15Are you alright?
00:43:16Do you want a drink?
00:43:18Come and see you
00:43:18No, no, thanks
00:43:18Look, I just head off
00:43:21Shouldn't take long
00:43:22Alright
00:43:23Listen
00:43:25Thanks, alright
00:43:26It's okay
00:43:37Look, fuck it
00:43:38Why don't you stay here tonight?
00:43:39No, I can't, Dad
00:43:40Yeah, look
00:43:41I have the day off
00:43:42It's a nice, cozy, warm bed down there
00:43:45Right, and a three-day-old day
00:43:46Indian in the fridge
00:43:48Alright, well in that case
00:43:49Yeah, come on
00:43:51Okay, but just for tonight, all right?
00:43:54Well, fuck it
00:43:54It's only one night
00:43:58And further all a group of Grecian girls
00:44:01The first and tallest
00:44:02Her white kerchief waving
00:44:03Were strung together like a row of pearls
00:44:06Leaked hand in hand
00:44:07And dancing
00:44:08Each two having down her white neck
00:44:10Long floating auburn curls
00:44:12The least of which would set ten poets raving
00:44:14Their leader sang and bound into her song
00:44:17With choral step and voice
00:44:18The virgin throng
00:44:19All these romantics go on about is love, love, love
00:44:22Well, you know what?
00:44:23They were lucky
00:44:24They all died young
00:44:25In poetically tragic circumstances, of course
00:44:28They had it easy
00:44:28They didn't have to suffer through the shit like the rest of us
00:44:31Life is great when you're dead by thirty
00:44:36Look, what would you all know?
00:44:43So you've been working here for four years
00:44:45Five now, actually
00:44:46Almost
00:44:47Look at her pretty flower, Mummy
00:44:49Isn't she gorgeous?
00:44:51Yeah
00:44:53Do anyone want to have kids?
00:44:56Look
00:44:57Yeah
00:44:59I do
00:44:59One day
00:45:01What about you?
00:45:03It would
00:45:04Yeah
00:45:10Is that its real name?
00:45:13It is
00:45:14Yeah
00:45:15Yeah
00:45:44I don't think I was going to let this pass without a celebration, did you?
00:45:49Thanks
00:45:51I need it
00:46:04I don't know
00:46:07I know
00:46:09da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
00:46:15-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
00:46:20-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
00:46:23Perfect. You're welcome to enjoy the labour pains.
00:46:26Right. And you can do the night feeds.
00:46:30With pleasure.
00:46:36Hi again, Isolde.
00:46:39Hi.
00:46:41Clara.
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:44Um...
00:46:44I'm...
00:46:46I'm very sorry, but, er...
00:46:48How do we know each other?
00:46:50Well, you know Tom Lawless?
00:46:52He was cheating on me with you.
00:46:54Oh, my God.
00:46:55I'm so sorry.
00:46:56No, please.
00:46:57I'm sorry for you.
00:46:58I'm sorry for both of us.
00:47:00You're not seeing him anymore, then?
00:47:02Well, Jesus, I was never seeing him.
00:47:04I mean, it was a mistaken fling that he took too seriously.
00:47:07I'm sorry for both of us.
00:47:07Oh, God.
00:47:09I'm a brat.
00:47:11I mean, no offence.
00:47:12You're not offending me.
00:47:14Did he pull the Rilke spiel on you?
00:47:15Oh, yeah!
00:47:17Did he do the goldfish speech on you?
00:47:19Yes!
00:47:21Oh!
00:47:22Oh, cream!
00:47:34Are you all right?
00:47:45You know, the only person who'd care if I did myself in right now would be my mother.
00:47:49And she'd only be troubled by the inconvenience.
00:47:51That's not true.
00:47:53You don't know my mother?
00:47:55No.
00:47:56I would care.
00:48:02Thanks.
00:48:04That's very kind of you to say so.
00:48:19Thank you for saving my life.
00:48:21It wasn't high enough to kill you anyway.
00:48:24I might have fractured my wrist.
00:48:26Or scraped my knee.
00:48:29Excuse me.
00:48:30Would you get your man over there, whatever he's having?
00:48:33Thanks.
00:48:34Oh, Helen, what are you at now?
00:48:35It's only a bit of fun.
00:48:37We both know the only cure for heartache is a good ride.
00:48:40Sir, can you have another drink coming?
00:48:42It's coming for me.
00:48:43There's two ladies right over there.
00:48:44He's all right.
00:48:45Not really my type.
00:48:46Well, Rosie, your type is at this moment having sex with a man.
00:48:50I'm trying to expand your range here.
00:48:55She's coming over.
00:48:59Hi.
00:48:59Sorry.
00:49:00I don't mean to intrude.
00:49:01I just wanted to thank you for the drink.
00:49:03You're welcome.
00:49:04Would you like to join us?
00:49:05Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:49:07It...
00:49:10Okay, yeah.
00:49:11I'll, um...
00:49:14I'll just get my drink.
00:49:22Oh, my God.
00:49:24You speak German?
00:49:25A bit.
00:49:28Read some more.
00:49:30Please.
00:49:33Rilke.
00:49:33I mean, you could at least choose Schiller.
00:49:36I can't believe you speak German.
00:49:38What's this?
00:49:39What?
00:49:40Tom Lawless.
00:49:41That's you.
00:49:42Oh, no.
00:49:42Give that to me.
00:49:44No.
00:49:45I'd really like to see it.
00:49:46No, no.
00:49:46Please, just give it to me.
00:49:47It is the least you can do after I saved your life.
00:49:58Look, I was a kid when I wrote that.
00:49:59I didn't know what I was doing.
00:50:06That's really nice, Tom.
00:50:08There's great potential here.
00:50:09What happened?
00:50:11What do you mean?
00:50:12Do you still write?
00:50:14No.
00:50:15No, not poetry.
00:50:16The odd academic article, just to keep my job.
00:50:20But why not?
00:50:21Well, you know, it's work and everything.
00:50:24All right.
00:50:25I'm lazy.
00:50:27I'm a lazy, good-for-nothing, cowardly, philandering has-been, bad poet, all right?
00:50:33So now that you know, you can be on your way.
00:50:35Go on!
00:50:42I'm still drinking my cocoa.
00:50:48So do you have a boyfriend?
00:50:50Not at the moment.
00:50:50Girlfriend?
00:50:52No.
00:50:53Sorry.
00:50:54I just didn't want to assume you were straight or anything.
00:50:59Have you ever been with a woman?
00:51:01No.
00:51:02Well, I'm being against the idea.
00:51:05It's just, you know, I can't see how you can, really.
00:51:10I don't know.
00:51:11I'm into, you know, sex.
00:51:15Me too.
00:51:29Oh, yippee!
00:51:36Can we do that again?
00:51:37All right.
00:51:49Thanks for seeing me home.
00:51:51I'm sorry if Helen put you on the spot.
00:51:53No, no.
00:51:53She was, um, fun.
00:52:03I should go.
00:52:06Could I walk you to your door?
00:52:09If you like.
00:52:12I'll be back in a minute.
00:52:13I hear no one that's waiting all night.
00:52:15Trying to me wait for an old man.
00:52:17I'll make it with your wife.
00:52:18Just make it quick.
00:52:24I'm, er, really glad to have met you.
00:52:29You too.
00:52:30I mean, I mean, me too.
00:52:32I don't even know what to say in these situations.
00:52:34Like, me too and you too, you know what I mean?
00:52:37Like, if I say me too, then does it mean I'm really glad to have met me?
00:52:40Or if I say you too, then does it mean that you...
00:52:43Eh?
00:52:46Here!
00:52:46I'm a busy man!
00:52:52I suppose I should go.
00:52:56Well, you can come in if you like.
00:52:59I like that very much.
00:53:01Me too.
00:53:24I like that so much.
00:53:26I would not wait for you.
00:53:28I'm a busy man to...
00:53:31And you'll be a busy man to live with.
00:53:32You've got to wait for me to leave and ask you out to be full of people.
00:53:32so close it'd be weird what about your brothers one of them is 12 the other is married to a
00:53:39battle
00:53:39axe what about an anonymous donor what if you get an axe murderer no no no you can choose they
00:53:48have
00:53:48like menus on the internet what kind of weirdos don't eat their sperm i don't know egomaniacs i
00:53:55suppose i'd rather go off to greece and find some strapping young adonis than just play russian
00:53:59roulette yeah but you wouldn't know what weird genetic defects you might be carrying with him
00:54:08plus wouldn't you have to have sex with him
00:54:15i just wish i could get pregnant by you
00:54:20me too
00:54:35you know goldfish have only a three second memory
00:54:38oh really and how did they test the memory of the goldfish i don't know flashcards
00:54:46it's an urban myth well but don't you think humans and love are like that you know we fall in
00:54:51love and
00:54:52we forget all the pain and everything how long was your last relationship about three months before
00:54:59before that i don't know maybe um about the same before that look i don't see what this is
00:55:08months give or take yeah maybe you're just a goldfish tom
00:55:22what we do donor search right good oh here we go okay here's brad 24 likes surfing and snowboarding and
00:55:38it has like totally no brains out
00:55:39oh philippe 26 is a male model studying to be a neurosurgeon this is like blind date
00:55:48philippe what do you like to do on cold winter evenings
00:55:51oh bill from tucson arizona won the mr american western semifinals
00:55:58what if we had a black baby what about me
00:56:03sorry i mean if you're that desperate for sperm what's wrong with me i've got decent genes
00:56:10that part from anti-ethnic no thank you but thanks anyway oh meet ricky a hawaiian ichthyologist
00:56:23now don't be surprised if mommy asks about kids she's got visions of 17 grandchildren dancing
00:56:28around her feet that's fine by me i've always fancied having loads of kids haven't you
00:56:33well i don't know i mean well i have to deal with kids all day in the nursery i think
00:56:39one would be as
00:56:40much as i'd want to handle at home oh really well yeah that's we don't we can just play it
00:56:49by ear
00:56:51exactly it's not like we have to decide right this second exactly
00:56:57oh by the way let on you're a catholic okay what mommy you're late
00:57:06so what'd you do last night oh when i was shane
00:57:15so what did you do just had a few drinks
00:57:22did you sleep
00:57:26i thought we had an open relationship i was just asking yes i did
00:57:33i knew it he's had his eye on you since the moment he met you he's only been waiting for
00:57:37a
00:57:37chance to drag you into bed well i wasn't exactly right how could you sleep with him i didn't ask
00:57:43you
00:57:43you could sleep with that conzo creep jesus clara you said you were cool about it i am cool about
00:57:49it
00:57:50where are you going come here will you grow up
00:57:56i thought i did well with the whole catholic thing didn't you you were great
00:58:01i mean there is a difference between communion and confirmation but you'll learn all about that
00:58:05when you convert yeah right i'm serious if we're to be married at a church you'll have to convert
00:58:16no no i'm sorry i mean taking it to your parents is one thing i'm not seriously going to convert
00:58:28it'll break mommy's heart i'm not marrying mommy
00:58:34we'll sort something out i'm sure
00:58:40do you know what day this is no it's our three month anniversary wow that's very sweet of you to
00:58:49notice i'm a very sweet girl
00:59:13best of three
00:59:15best of three
00:59:24Best of nine.
00:59:29Oh God.
00:59:32I had to tell you in person.
00:59:36That someone died?
00:59:38You're never going to believe this.
00:59:40You've won the lottery.
00:59:46I'm pregnant.
00:59:51Congratulations.
00:59:52That's wonderful.
00:59:53I still can't get my head around it.
00:59:55That's a miracle.
00:59:56We should celebrate.
00:59:59What did you...
01:00:00Did you and Kate do the old turkey base or anything?
01:00:03Red.
01:00:03I know it's a bit kinky, but if you're into kitchen...
01:00:06Kate doesn't even know yet.
01:00:08Sorry?
01:00:09Red, I'm so scared that she's going to leave me once she finds out.
01:00:12What?
01:00:14Sorry now, I'm completely confused.
01:00:16Well, who did you...
01:00:19You haven't gone straight, have you?
01:00:21Red.
01:00:24Remember.
01:00:25You remember what?
01:00:27Angie.
01:00:29Angie.
01:00:34You mean...
01:00:41You're winding me up.
01:00:43No, I'm not.
01:00:45Are you absolutely sure?
01:00:47Sure.
01:00:48Thirteen pregnancy tests.
01:00:49I think so.
01:00:51But how could that happen?
01:00:52We used a condom.
01:00:54One very determined little sperm.
01:00:57Oh.
01:00:59What are you going to do?
01:01:00I don't know.
01:01:02I don't know.
01:01:03I have to talk to Kate about it.
01:01:05I...
01:01:05Look...
01:01:06I don't think I'd be the greatest dad in the world.
01:01:09Look, Dad, this isn't just about you, you know.
01:01:11No, I know.
01:01:12I know.
01:01:13It's just...
01:01:16I'm sorry.
01:01:17I...
01:01:17I'm a little...
01:01:19So am I.
01:01:24Do you want a drink?
01:01:25Yes.
01:01:26Please.
01:01:27Not tequila.
01:01:30You're not having one?
01:01:32No.
01:01:33Not on my condition.
01:01:36Look at me, Dad!
01:01:38You look like me.
01:01:43Better not to eat.
01:01:45You look like me.
01:01:47Oh and magic for me, themadıysuitis.
01:01:57Oh my god, I'm not too bad on that cat.
01:01:58They're loving it.
01:01:58I don't know why I'm just talking to.
01:02:01Now.
01:02:01Can't I comePro?
01:02:03Why should I cross?
01:02:04Maybe her can't end.
01:02:05I'm not interested.
01:02:07Why can't I cross this?
01:02:29I love you, Dad.
01:02:37Go away!
01:02:39I'm not a pervert.
01:02:41I'll call the guards on you. I'm serious now.
01:02:44I am a politician's wife and have some power.
01:02:47No, I'm a dad.
01:02:49God help us all.
01:02:51Yes. God help us all.
01:02:56Jesus, David, this is stupid.
01:02:58Look, if I wanted a wife and kids, I could have just stayed with Rosie.
01:03:00You said you were gay.
01:03:02Yeah, but you said you weren't.
01:03:03Well, I'm not.
01:03:04Oh, I am.
01:03:13I don't have to go.
01:03:15Can we not talk about it?
01:03:16I'll call you.
01:03:25I don't have to go.
01:03:47I, uh, I wrote you a poem.
01:03:51Breathe.
01:03:53I mean, it's really bad, but, uh, would you like to see it?
01:03:58You read it.
01:04:03Simply to love you shall suffice today, so let us leave the gift of its return until some
01:04:09later hand has shaped my clay over and over, fitter for your name.
01:04:15And if that secret hand should never learn a new perfection on the endless wheel, ever my
01:04:21love must strengthen in the flame and make me true upon a rack of steel.
01:04:27I shall not weary if you dare to say, ages of life as swiftly shall be gone as tumbling
01:04:32sands within the living glass.
01:04:35Oh, promised you, how could I curse the way or from the shadows to the shadows pass and
01:04:41not feel nearer sudden shafts of dawn?
01:04:56Mm, smell this.
01:04:58That pulverised primrose petal and placenta.
01:05:03Listen, Rosie, on the 15th of next month I have to go to Galway for a conference and, um,
01:05:09I thought I might go out to Connemara for three days.
01:05:13What?
01:05:14Why?
01:05:15That's only four days before the wedding.
01:05:17There's so much to do.
01:05:18No, I know, I know.
01:05:19I just think I need to be by myself just for a little while, you know, contemplating.
01:05:27Contemplating?
01:05:27What are you turning into, some kind of monk?
01:05:29No, no, no, no.
01:05:33I just need to sort my head out.
01:05:36You know, the Druids, they used to go into the temple for three days and night by themselves.
01:05:42Um, to get inspiration.
01:05:44Druids.
01:05:45Now you're a Druid.
01:05:46I'm not a Druid.
01:05:49I just really think I need to do this.
01:05:54And I thought three days had a sort of power about it, like Christ in the tomb.
01:05:58Oh, so now you're Christ resurrected.
01:06:00If you can't understand that this is something that...
01:06:02Why can't you understand that I need a bit of help in the run-up?
01:06:05It's a major event, you know?
01:06:07It takes a huge amount of planning and an organisation.
01:06:10I know.
01:06:10I thought maybe one of your thirteen bridesmaids might help you there.
01:06:12Typical man.
01:06:13Just leave all the hard work to do with her.
01:06:15Rosie, Rosie.
01:06:19Is this the way it's going to be for the rest of her lives?
01:06:21No.
01:06:23It gets worse.
01:06:37Have you ever thought about getting married?
01:06:42Is that a proposal?
01:06:45No.
01:06:46No.
01:06:46God, no.
01:06:47No.
01:06:47I was just wondering, you know.
01:06:50Theoretically.
01:06:51I mean, I don't know.
01:06:52It's...
01:06:53Sorry.
01:06:54I was...
01:06:55I was just thinking out loud, I think.
01:06:59Sorry.
01:07:39I was just looking for more.
01:07:39I know.
01:07:39I feel like I have to get married.
01:07:40I know.
01:07:40I know.
01:07:40I know.
01:07:41I know.
01:07:43You have to make a new deal...
01:07:43I know.
01:07:43I know.
01:07:43I know.
01:07:59I got a job offer today.
01:08:01Really? From where?
01:08:04Boston University.
01:08:06Boston, America?
01:08:08Yes.
01:08:10Wow.
01:08:11What did you say?
01:08:13I told them I'd think about it.
01:08:17Are you going to take it?
01:08:20That depends.
01:08:24Ah.
01:08:26I have to let them know as soon as possible.
01:08:30Okay.
01:08:31Okay.
01:08:33Well, congratulations.
01:08:35Are they offering tenure?
01:08:37Tom.
01:08:37Uh-huh.
01:08:39Am I wasting my time completely?
01:08:40How do you mean?
01:08:43Forget it.
01:08:44You've just answered my question.
01:08:47No, what are you talking about?
01:08:48Just forget it.
01:08:49What?
01:08:50I'm not 22 anymore.
01:08:52I don't care.
01:08:53I do.
01:08:55I don't get it.
01:08:56I know.
01:09:15I think I love you.
01:09:21I think I love you, too.
01:09:39You have no messages.
01:09:43Sad bastard.
01:09:46Surely you can understand the people's shock
01:09:48at the idea of a lesbian couple raising a child.
01:09:51I'm well aware of their prejudices.
01:09:53But let me share with you an article from last week's paper.
01:09:56I quote,
01:09:57Lesbians make better parents
01:09:59because they are better at dividing up household tasks,
01:10:02spending more time with their children,
01:10:03and organizing alternative methods of work
01:10:06whereby each can spend more time at home.
01:10:09Yes, but every child needs a father.
01:10:12My child has a father.
01:10:14What, did you think it was the virgin birth?
01:10:24Thanks for meeting up with me, Esau.
01:10:26I just wanted to say that I am really, really sorry
01:10:29about that stupid incident at the gallery.
01:10:32You don't have to apologize.
01:10:33I wanted to see you.
01:10:36Yeah? Really?
01:10:39Oh, cool.
01:10:40I mean, good, because...
01:10:41Well, I just wanted to say that
01:10:44if you could ever bring yourself to seeing me again,
01:10:47like, I would be totally cool
01:10:48about the way you wanted to play this.
01:10:50Clara,
01:10:52I really like you.
01:10:55I really like you, too.
01:10:57Look,
01:10:59do you want to be my girlfriend for the next week
01:11:02exclusive, like,
01:11:02and then we can renew, or not,
01:11:05next week.
01:11:07No pressure.
01:11:08Yeah.
01:11:11Yeah.
01:11:12That'd be great.
01:11:13Good.
01:11:15Good.
01:11:27It's the Mirage of Rantasexel travel system we want.
01:11:29Check this out.
01:11:30Look at the suspension on this, baby.
01:11:34Absolutely fantastic.
01:11:35An amazing drive with...
01:11:38I'm terribly sorry.
01:11:40I didn't mean to.
01:11:40This is the Atlantis here.
01:11:42I'll do it.
01:11:42I think it's broke.
01:11:43Red, it's here.
01:11:44Stand over there, please.
01:11:45It has a car seat included,
01:11:47lockable front swivel wheels,
01:11:49a removable washable seat pad,
01:11:51a weather shield,
01:11:51and a handy parent tray.
01:11:53What's that for?
01:11:54Cocktails?
01:11:55It also has a comfortable
01:11:56two-position lie-flat seat.
01:11:58Genius.
01:11:58Let's get it in silver.
01:12:00I prefer black.
01:12:01But silver is much nicer.
01:12:03I found the right model,
01:12:04so I get to choose the colour.
01:12:06That's not fair.
01:12:07Yes, it is.
01:12:07It isn't.
01:12:08Yes, it is.
01:12:09It is not.
01:12:09We also have an aqua one here.
01:12:14We'll take it.
01:12:15We'll take it.
01:12:20We are pleased to inform you
01:12:22that we would like to...
01:12:25publish one of your poems.
01:12:38Hi, this is Renee.
01:12:39Sorry, I can't get to the phone
01:12:40if you leave a message
01:12:41I'll give you a call back next.
01:12:55It has a car seat included,
01:12:58lockable front swivel wheels,
01:13:00a removable and washable seat pad,
01:13:02a weather shield,
01:13:03and, oh, look,
01:13:04a handy little tray
01:13:05for your martinis.
01:13:07That's great, Red.
01:13:11Look at the least
01:13:11a proud daddy can do.
01:13:35I can't believe it.
01:13:36I can't believe it.
01:13:37Go for it, sir.
01:13:38It's time party.
01:13:39It's time to party, I don't have party too.
01:13:53Are you happy to be getting married?
01:13:56I suppose, are you?
01:13:58Yeah.
01:13:59You don't sound too sure?
01:14:01Well, it's just...
01:14:02Can you imagine never making love with anybody else in your life?
01:14:06Ever... again?
01:14:17I know you're in there!
01:14:19Yeah!
01:14:33Is this the right woman?
01:14:35The right time?
01:14:38Give me a sign.
01:14:41Any kind of a sign.
01:14:47And here it is.
01:14:50Dear Larry, this is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
01:14:56But neither of us wants to make each other unhappy.
01:14:59Neither of us wants to live a lie.
01:15:01If I can even be attracted to another man, then I'm sure you'll agree I'm not ready for marriage.
01:15:07I'm so sorry to be telling you this way, but maybe it's for the best.
01:15:12I will always love you, Rosie.
01:15:19I don't know what the right thing to do is, Rosie.
01:15:21I do love you.
01:15:23I do love you.
01:15:24It's just...
01:15:24I don't think I can go through it with it so far.
01:15:31Hi, Tom.
01:15:32It's me.
01:15:33I'm going to meet the man from Boston University today and it's pretty obvious what my answer will have to
01:15:39be.
01:15:40I'm sorry that it ends up I have to say goodbye on an answering machine, but maybe it's better this
01:15:46way.
01:15:56What the f***ing take, man, have you never heard of a hangover?
01:15:58Where is she?
01:15:59Are you her da?
01:16:00What?
01:16:00Are you her da?
01:16:01Because if you are, she's not here.
01:16:02Who?
01:16:03Who are you looking for?
01:16:04Renee, the woman who lives next door.
01:16:05Where is she?
01:16:06Redhead.
01:16:07Kind of cuteness, Scarlett O'Hara kind of.
01:16:09Yeah.
01:16:10No f***ing idea, is she not at home?
01:16:13You're very welcome.
01:16:16Oh, jeez, I thought it was your dad.
01:16:33For God's sake, come on.
01:16:35What's happening?
01:16:35I think a man of blood that won't move.
01:16:39He's totally up.
01:16:52How much?
01:16:53Ah, you're all right.
01:16:54I'd have a good high speed chase.
01:16:55Thanks.
01:16:56Listen, if you'd like to wait, we should be right back.
01:16:57Wait!
01:16:58Wait!
01:16:59I f***ing hate wait!
01:17:00I'm not hanging around here!
01:17:06Hey!
01:17:09Hey!
01:17:10Hey!
01:17:11Hey!
01:17:11Hey!
01:17:12Hey!
01:17:13Secondary, you've got gold.
01:17:15Come back there now.
01:17:16Come back!
01:17:23Wait!
01:17:26Wait!
01:17:29Wait!
01:17:34Watch her now.
01:17:35Ah!
01:17:37Ow!
01:17:52Yes!
01:17:55Thank you!
01:17:56Thank you, God!
01:17:58Thank you!
01:17:59Oh, thank you!
01:18:01Thank you!
01:18:03Thank you!
01:18:04He shoots!
01:18:06He misses!
01:18:08Thank you!
01:18:09Thank you, God!
01:18:21Here they are now, Luke!
01:18:34A stick, a stone, it's the end of the world
01:18:38It's the rest of the world
01:18:41Oh, she is gorgeous!
01:18:46What's her name?
01:18:47Latifah.
01:18:48Oh, Latifah.
01:18:50Lovely!
01:18:51Good luck!
01:18:52Thanks a lot!
01:18:57You'd make a lovely mother!
01:19:01Thanks, guys!
01:19:02She'll look great in it!
01:19:04No problem!
01:19:05Wow, looks like motherhood really suits you both!
01:19:07Oh, really, we're loving it!
01:19:08What?
01:19:09In fact, that's what we wanted to talk to you about
01:19:13Oh?
01:19:13Yeah!
01:19:15You were wondering...
01:19:18Kit...
01:19:20Well, I...
01:19:23You know, I have always wanted to have a child
01:19:27Yes?
01:19:29We want to...
01:19:31That is, I...
01:19:33Want to...
01:19:34We...
01:19:34Go on, it's okay, don't be nervous
01:19:37You see, we, uh...
01:19:39We were...
01:19:43We were wondering, David, if you would like to have a baby
01:19:47Sorry, sorry, David
01:19:49What about you?
01:19:51Me?
01:19:52I was jilted
01:19:53No!
01:19:53Eh, runaway bride
01:19:55She took off with some rugger bugger and her honeymoon tickets to Rio
01:19:58She must have been devastated
01:19:59To be honest, I was having one or two doubts of my own
01:20:05I can't go for it
01:20:07You know, goldfish have only a three-seller
01:20:11No
01:20:17A stick, a stone, it's the end of the road
01:20:20It's the rest of the stump, it's a little alone
01:20:24It's a sliver of glass, it is life, it's the sun
01:20:27It is night, it is death, it's a trap, it's a gun
01:20:30The oak when it blooms, a fox on the brush
01:20:34The night in the wood, the song of the thrush
01:20:37The wood of the wind that cliff'll fall, a scratch, a lump
01:20:42It is nothing at all, it's the wind blowing free
01:20:45It's the end of the slope, it's a beam, it's a void, it's a hunch, it's a hope
01:20:50And the river bank talks of the waters of March
01:20:53It's the end of the strain, it's the joy in my heart
01:20:57Look at what kind of tree is
01:20:58It's the same pattern for the kramp
01:21:02It's a shell in the sky
01:21:04It's a vine on a tree
01:21:06It's a song of a seed
01:21:08A small tree
01:21:08It's a tree
01:21:09It's a piece of wheat
01:21:09It's the end of the road
01:21:13It's a little girl
01:21:16It's pretty neat
01:21:18It's a jungle
01:21:23It's a balls
01:21:24It's a elf
01:21:24It's a fruit
01:21:25It's a snake
01:21:28It's a stone
01:21:30Well, a must, a trust, a bump, it's a girl, it's a rhyme, it's a cold, it's the moss, the
01:21:36plan of the house, the body in bed and the car that got stuck, it's the mud, it's the mud,
01:21:43a float, a drift, a flight, a wing, a hawk, a quail, the promise of spring and the riverbank talks
01:21:51of the waters of March, it's the promise of life, it's the joy in your heart.
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