00:06So, my daughter and her boyfriend are finally moving in together.
00:12I'm so glad she's finally dating someone with a career.
00:15No more DJ and men who ride skateboards.
00:20Do you think they're gonna get married?
00:22They better. It's not like she's getting any younger.
00:25I keep telling her, stop focusing on your career.
00:30Just have some kids. I want to kill them.
00:34Maybe she can freeze her eggs.
00:35I heard people do that now.
00:37Why do you keep staring at that girl over there?
00:39What girl? Do you have a crush on her?
00:42No.
00:44You're so immature.
00:45No, it's terrible.
00:52Hey, Maggie. How are your college applications going?
00:57Fine.
00:58What is that one school you were talking about?
01:02Sarah Lawrence.
01:03Ah, ah, yes.
01:04The lesbian art school?
01:05It's a liberal art school.
01:06I mean, it's basically the same thing.
01:08No, it's not.
01:10What about Wellesley?
01:11You know that's where Hillary Clinton went, right?
01:13Yep.
01:14I think with your grades, you have a really good shot.
01:16Oh, and it's not far away from MIT and Harvard.
01:20Hey, maybe you can meet some nice boys over there.
01:23Hmm?
01:25I'll think about it.
01:45Hey.
01:47Hey.
01:49How's your dinner going?
01:51So boring.
01:53Same.
01:57I feel like all my family ever wants to talk about are colleges and boyfriends.
02:04Do you think they actually care about that stuff?
02:07Or they just don't have anything else to talk about?
02:09Probably both.
02:17Well, I probably should get back to dinner.
02:20Wait, um, what's your name?
02:23Maggie.
02:23I'm slain.
02:26Okay.
02:27Have you been upstairs yet?
03:09Why do Chinese restaurants always have fish tanks?
03:16Hmm. Isn't it for, like, good luck or something?
03:23Yeah, or maybe Chinese people just really like fish.
03:27Yeah, maybe.
03:34Wait, we're Chinese, right?
03:37Yeah, half.
03:41No way. Me too.
03:44Really?
03:46Yeah, um, I'm Chinese and Japanese.
03:50Oh, cool.
03:54Do you speak Chinese?
03:58Uh, uh, no. No, my mom does, but she never taught me.
04:03Oh. What about you?
04:05Um, I speak Cantonese and Mandarin and some Japanese.
04:11Oh, damn.
04:13It's whatever.
04:23Do you see this one fish?
04:25I think it's pregnant.
04:27And some, too.
04:31Uh, I don't know. I think it might just be fat.
04:37Oh.
04:38Yeah, maybe you're right.
04:48So, you're here with your family?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Are you guys close?
04:57Uh, it's kind of hard to explain.
05:03Do you want to try?
05:07I just don't think they know me.
05:11What do you mean?
05:14Like, they're always trying to get me to be some version that I don't want to be.
05:22Instead of actually trying to get to know me.
05:26Yeah, I get that.
05:29Really?
05:31Totally.
05:34I kind of feel like Asian parents are going to be disappointed in you no matter what.
05:40So, at some point, you kind of just have to decide.
05:44Am I going to be miserable and blame them for it?
05:47Am I just going to do what I want?
05:50Let them figure it out?
05:54You don't think that's selfish?
05:57It might be.
05:58But I'd rather be selfish than miserable.
06:05Yeah, I guess I would be, too.
06:17What?
06:19Nothing.
06:19You're just really pretty.
06:24What?
06:24Sorry.
06:25Oh, I don't know why I said that.
06:26No, it's okay.
06:38Do you really mean that?
06:43You mean what?
06:48Okay, never mind.
07:00Okay, yeah.
07:04Yeah, I did.
07:25Where have you been?
07:27The bathroom.
07:28Ooh, soy.
07:41I don't know what you have to do.
07:42Oh, my goodness, I have done.
07:44Yeah, yeah.
07:48Oh, my God.
07:51Yeah, oh, my God.
07:56Oh, God.
07:57Oh, my God.
