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00:00:25Jesus! Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that? Please?
00:00:30Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:49Well, you should be more careful. The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah. And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah. Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Leona, do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know. Sorry.
00:01:22You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona, and you can't reach your full potential
00:01:29until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no. Please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom. I'm the responsible daughter. Remember?
00:02:00Okay, Leona Sherwood. This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights. Fuck my responsibility. I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:27Thank you. That would be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right. It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas like I said it would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:12Remember your mission. Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her,
00:03:17and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our debts.
00:03:20You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet. It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:33I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:40When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah. I understand.
00:03:52Good. And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:57Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:17Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves,
00:04:29but I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I'm Lele, by the way.
00:05:04Lele Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lele Collins.
00:05:12Damn, he's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:16Wow, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me,
00:06:04and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:02Oh, I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:13I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:49I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:12Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a show.
00:08:28Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:49Wait, wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:30It is Vegas.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:59I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:12Eric, there are people.
00:10:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you can help me do that.
00:10:55Remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:10:59The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are.
00:11:06The real you.
00:11:09Wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:18He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:21Fuck.
00:11:23You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:30I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come all over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open or I'll stop.
00:12:06Keep your eyes open.
00:12:11That's a good girl.
00:12:12Look down at my head.
00:12:19Oh my god they hurt me.
00:12:21I can't.
00:12:22I can't.
00:12:23Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay.
00:12:29Don't think.
00:12:31Just kill.
00:12:33Tell me how you win.
00:12:34It's so good.
00:12:36So good.
00:12:36But I need more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:48I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:49I'm gonna make you come.
00:12:51I'll beat you there.
00:12:53I'm gonna kill it now.
00:12:55I want you to scream my name in it, pal.
00:12:58Five.
00:12:59Four.
00:13:01Two.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:07Four.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand.
00:13:31In front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock.
00:13:45If you decided that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:05So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:12Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do with all the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:26I mean, I know how you are at an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence just for tonight.
00:14:39So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:07What are you doing?
00:15:11No games, just fuck me already.
00:15:14I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Then we could take it slow?
00:15:19Well, your lips say one thing, but your body says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh my god.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey, you're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:56Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you, remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So?
00:16:40Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:46Come on!
00:16:49Let's go!
00:16:54You nervous?
00:16:58Just...
00:16:59Never been married before.
00:17:07Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:18Now.
00:17:19I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You are my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you.
00:17:31Here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:17Right.
00:18:18Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get buried in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:19:16This is it.
00:19:18I have the Wand of Light, the most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:39Oh...
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:21Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:33Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm.
00:20:39That's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:01Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:15I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of cruel shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11You lied before, before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:32The hand fast mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:39Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:42It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:49Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again.
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by, then, well...
00:23:25See, this is why you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:27It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:51I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16Now, the emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:26I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:58Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:04Payday? Someone sent you! Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:12Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:20No!
00:25:25No!
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:31You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me!
00:26:09She has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand.
00:26:12I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand!
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you're more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:52Look, you shouldn't be thanking me, I did just save your house.
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:55You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom, you're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone!
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:18here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes!
00:27:29I just... I need it, okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever. And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back.
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it. But just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:11Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't. But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:29No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:47Uh, fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54All right, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:07You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:12Yeah, you're not gonna speak talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a 10-mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or
00:29:36four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Vincent. We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:15You magicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world? In a car without a
00:30:33roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:42If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin. I was going to throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:15Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:23We've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson. You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:33Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:41Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:31:53No. I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally. Something we can agree on.
00:32:10Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:15so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah. Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have,
00:32:39then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:13Good night to you, too.
00:33:14What?
00:33:28In Vegas.
00:33:30You said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:43Better.
00:33:44Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No.
00:33:49Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:33:51we're done.
00:33:53Yeah.
00:34:05Yeah.
00:34:06Yeah.
00:34:06Mm.
00:34:06Yeah.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:12Yeah.
00:34:16Yeah.
00:34:17Yeah.
00:34:19Yeah.
00:34:19Oh.
00:34:21So I got hooked on.
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Crossed my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And go for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:42Eric.
00:36:44Eric.
00:36:46Eric.
00:36:48Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:16Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower and you came
00:37:24so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs?
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand-fast married.
00:38:24Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See?
00:38:35There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I'm going to get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:21You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:26No.
00:39:30Fine.
00:39:30Just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:37Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it.
00:39:50I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:11And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:23Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:29And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:52Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:55You...
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:01You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers, too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop!
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic.
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:01You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:09The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:35You're safe.
00:42:37I thought she was going to kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, now we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:03We do the divorce spell.
00:44:05And we never see each other again.
00:44:28We don't have to do this.
00:44:39Smells like fresh-baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:50It's a Satyr's Inn.
00:44:53That smell.
00:44:55Noman-inhabitus smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02You mean orgies?
00:45:05Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the known world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear.
00:45:11Doubt, shame.
00:45:13Grants of your deepest desires.
00:45:16Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28You don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:50The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:54It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:09And go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:14You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37You can hear the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:43I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55To be able to share with you.
00:46:58To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mind.
00:47:07You know the ear.
00:47:09To the Sherwood family.
00:47:11Lily.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:23Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not close.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:33Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight.
00:48:06And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:48:13And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:48:16Excuse me.
00:48:18Don't deny.
00:48:19Lily, Sherwood, Svenson.
00:48:21I know I'm kind of dork.
00:48:23Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:25I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:30You don't have to pretend.
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
00:48:56Now you're gonna sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:06And I'm gonna do whatever I want to you.
00:49:18I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:31I am being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:52All you have to do...
00:49:54Is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even...
00:50:01Let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here.
00:50:09Or here.
00:50:12I'll even...
00:50:14I'll even...
00:50:15Let you come in here.
00:50:17God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you wanna.
00:50:22Just admit...
00:50:24I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30What was that?
00:50:32You hurt me.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could...
00:50:49Torture you like you did me.
00:50:53But I wanna be inside you.
00:50:55I wanna feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:59Then take me to bed, husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:07You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:11Fuck me.
00:51:20Tell me a story.
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:26I've got a story about...
00:51:29My pet goat, Gilmore.
00:51:31And how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:34Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll...
00:51:39Using only redimates.
00:51:41No.
00:51:43I already know about your family.
00:51:47I wanna know about you.
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the insider info.
00:51:55Mmm.
00:51:55Mmm.
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:58You gonna tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:52:18That's not true, Eric.
00:52:19There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:28And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:52:48start before I was even born.
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:56I couldn't be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't be angry.
00:53:00One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:05If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:21Growing up with Svinson was a little different.
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's good.
00:53:33At least I was first in something.
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:41I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name, and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:53My dad used her against me every day since.
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:06I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11The Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:14We are the shadows.
00:54:18All you do is shine.
00:54:30You always ask me what I want.
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:46I don't hate you.
00:54:49I never did.
00:55:25Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:27Dad's got visitors.
00:55:29A bunch of old guys.
00:55:30I don't know who they are.
00:55:31He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress-up doll.
00:55:34It's like freaking me out.
00:55:41Eric.
00:55:42Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric.
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50For now.
00:55:51All those weird old men lived last night.
00:55:55And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:58Don't let anyone in.
00:55:59If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just-
00:56:02I know.
00:56:03I'll just do what he says.
00:56:06I always do.
00:56:07I'm so sick of this E.
00:56:10What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never gonna let that happen, alright?
00:56:15Look.
00:56:16I'm close to getting the wand of light.
00:56:19The wand of light?
00:56:21Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell dad secret.
00:56:26When I get the wand, be ready for my call.
00:56:30I have a plan.
00:56:31I barely know basic spells.
00:56:35I don't know if-
00:56:36You can.
00:56:37I know you can.
00:56:39When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:57:07Filling up Bessie.
00:57:09Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:19Oh my god!
00:57:21Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high-strung, aren't you sis?
00:57:27I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:30Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:36Aww, yeah, well you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning.
00:57:43Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places tied a body, by the way.
00:57:51I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:56I'm not stupid.
00:57:57And when we get the wand back-
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will.
00:58:03And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:58:06This mark will be gone.
00:58:08I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know.
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:23But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want, and be a good heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:38That's fine.
00:58:40It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:43Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:48Alright.
00:58:50Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:58:53I know.
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time.
00:59:10After today, we're done.
00:59:13If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:25I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:30My family's magic is dying.
00:59:32My father's been catching in on broken promises for years.
00:59:35But he holds most of the power.
00:59:37And me and Sieg, we just get to scratch.
00:59:39That's how he controls us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from the bread.
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before.
01:00:00I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:01And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand.
01:00:04Just once.
01:00:05And then I would do whatever you want.
01:00:07Get a divorce.
01:00:09Leave you alone.
01:00:11Forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:18Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:23It's a nice idea.
01:00:26But our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people.
01:00:33We have different lives.
01:00:35This is what it works.
01:00:38Maybe we can work.
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:43A witch can hope.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:09Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:10I'm driving.
01:01:11I'm driving.
01:01:12Pull over.
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches!
01:01:49No!
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:09No!
01:02:11Eric!
01:02:12Eric!
01:02:14Eric!
01:02:16Eric!
01:02:17Eric!
01:02:19Eric!
01:02:20Eric!
01:02:21Eric!
01:02:22Eric!
01:02:23Eric!
01:02:33Eric!
01:02:36Eric!
01:02:40Eric!
01:02:42Eric!
01:02:42Eric!
01:02:42Eric!
01:02:43Eric!
01:02:44Eric!
01:02:45Eric!
01:02:46Eric!
01:02:46Eric!
01:02:47Eric!
01:02:48Eric!
01:03:09Eric!
01:03:15Eric!
01:03:44Eric!
01:03:46Eric!
01:03:51Eric!
01:03:52Eric!
01:03:53Eric!
01:04:02Eric!
01:04:04Eric!
01:04:06Eric!
01:04:09Eric!
01:04:10Eric!
01:04:11Eric!
01:04:19Eric!
01:04:20Eric!
01:04:20Eric!
01:04:21Eric!
01:04:22Eric!
01:04:22Eric!
01:04:23Eric!
01:04:27Eric!
01:04:27Eric!
01:04:27Eric!
01:04:29Eric!
01:04:31Eric!
01:04:36Eric!
01:04:36Eric!
01:04:36Eric!
01:04:39Eric!
01:04:41Eric!
01:04:42Eric!
01:04:45Eric!
01:04:46Eric!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:05:11Stay with me.
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh, my!
01:05:15Eric!
01:05:16No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:05:16Stay with me!
01:05:17Oh, my God!
01:05:20I can't save you.
01:05:21I don't have my powers!
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could have saved yourself!
01:05:28I've been saving myself.
01:05:31My whole life.
01:05:32I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:35You're an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:58I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:09Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas,
01:06:20were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you too.
01:06:32I love you.
01:06:33I love you.
01:06:35Eric.
01:06:38No!
01:06:42No!
01:06:43I love you.
01:06:45I love you.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power
01:07:03to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:05a curse.
01:07:11Please, please, please, please.
01:07:20Eric, please.
01:07:25No!
01:07:37you absolute moron
01:07:42you absolute moron
01:07:44be gentle
01:07:45i was dead for like 10 seconds
01:07:48you're alive
01:07:51that is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed you asshole
01:07:55i thought i was doing something noble something cool
01:07:59the wand gave you your power back
01:08:03my mom used to say that the wands user granted its deepest desire
01:08:07i guess it knew what i really wanted
01:08:11what did you want
01:08:13you
01:08:17don't scare me like that again okay
01:08:20you know i thought i heard something
01:08:24i was bleeding out
01:08:29maybe you could say it again
01:08:34maybe you could say it again
01:08:39i love you
01:08:40you're expensive
01:08:43that's my girl
01:08:50let's go
01:09:03you ready for one last stop
01:09:05yeah
01:09:25ah
01:09:27there you are
01:09:30i knew i could always trust a demon to get the job done
01:09:34now where is my wand
01:09:37wait
01:09:38you're supposed to be dead
01:09:40wow
01:09:41you weren't kidding
01:09:42he really is evil
01:09:44i put a barrier
01:09:46i put a barrier around this whole house
01:09:47it's impossible
01:09:48there's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:50there's always a loophole
01:09:51old man
01:09:55secret
01:09:56you ungrateful brat
01:09:58how dare you betray me like this
01:10:00really dad
01:10:01playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage
01:10:05you ungrateful little pests
01:10:14you're powerless now old man
01:10:16the magic's gone
01:10:17forever
01:10:31eric
01:10:32ordus
01:10:33svensson
01:10:34release me this instant
01:10:36that is an order
01:10:39you can handle it from here right
01:10:41his powers are gone
01:10:42it doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:46you ungrateful little brats
01:10:47both of you will pay for this
01:10:49you will both pay for this
01:10:55yeah yeah
01:10:55talk soon pops
01:10:57we're gonna hit the road
01:10:58i said get back here
01:10:59i said get back here
01:11:01get back here
01:11:03please don't do this you little
01:11:22so
01:11:23where to now
01:11:24should we go and drop off the wand of life
01:11:27yeah
01:11:29but there's something i want to do first
01:11:32that sounds ominous
01:11:34just so happens that there's another full moon tonight
01:11:39leona sherwood
01:11:40are you asking me to hand fast marry you
01:11:45yeah
01:11:47i think i am eric smudson
01:11:50well we better hurry
01:11:51if we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:53and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love
01:11:57i wonder if they have the same Elvis
01:11:58i sure hope so
01:12:00but
01:12:01if we're gonna get hand fast married again
01:12:03no more secrets this time
01:12:06so is there anything you want to come clean about now
01:12:09soon to be again husband
01:12:13there is
01:12:13one thing
01:12:16you might want to buckle up
01:12:18we're about to go super speed
01:12:21bessie could have been going super speed this entire time
01:12:24you didn't tell me to make our trip last longer
01:12:26didn't you
01:12:27you know me so well
01:12:29soon to be again wife
01:12:33leona sherwood
01:12:34will you marry me
01:12:36and not because of some spell or because it's your duty
01:12:41but because you want to
01:12:46yes i will
01:12:57ready
01:12:58hell yeah
01:12:59you
01:13:01you
01:13:02you
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