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00:00:10Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:00:30Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:50Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:57And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah. Less than evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know. Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no. Please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood?
00:01:41You are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:52Remember.
00:02:00Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm going to have some fun.
00:02:27Thank you.
00:02:29That will be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:56There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I mean, in Vegas, like I said, I would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:12Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:03:17And then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl, like I told you, I am going to sell your little
00:03:35sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, see what he's just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:51Good.
00:03:52And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:57Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:17Who remembers shipping it as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:30But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn, he's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric, motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me, and you think you can sit there and act like
00:06:06nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:35Thank you.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:06Hmm.
00:07:07Are you guys done making good eyes at each other, or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:13I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:19I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that, since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:28Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:47Oh.
00:08:49Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a...
00:09:18Very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:31It is Vegas.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:34Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you...
00:10:47can help me do that.
00:10:55You remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you...
00:10:59the real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you...
00:11:08wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:18He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:21Fuck.
00:11:23You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:30I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come...
00:11:48all over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open.
00:12:06Or I'll stop.
00:12:10That's a good girl.
00:12:12I'm down in my head.
00:12:19Oh my god.
00:12:20They hurt me.
00:12:21I can't.
00:12:22Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay.
00:12:29Don't think.
00:12:31Just tell.
00:12:33Tell me anything.
00:12:35So good.
00:12:37But I need more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:48So I'm going to make you come.
00:12:51I'll beat you there.
00:12:53I'm going to go down.
00:12:55I want you to scream my name when I come.
00:12:58Five.
00:12:59Four.
00:13:01Three.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock.
00:13:45If you decide that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:26I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:40So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:12No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:15I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Maybe we could take it slow.
00:15:19Oh, your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh my god.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey.
00:15:52You're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:55Okay, if my family saw me do any of that,
00:15:58they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25just like I planned.
00:16:29So are you, uh,
00:16:31you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So?
00:16:40Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:44Ah!
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:49Let's go.
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:58Just,
00:16:59never been married before.
00:17:06Um,
00:17:08it's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:18Now.
00:17:19I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you.
00:17:31Here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise,
00:17:34when I come home,
00:17:35I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:44Okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh,
00:17:52you sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on,
00:17:57we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:18Right.
00:18:18Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand-fasted under a full moon,
00:18:22then the hand-fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does,
00:18:29she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right,
00:18:43you ready to rock and roll,
00:18:44you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:49Woo!
00:26:17Non !
00:26:20Vous êtes la raison que j'ai perdu le wand !
00:26:23Qui êtes-vous ?
00:26:29Le hand fast, Mike.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Tu m'as vu ?
00:26:39Ce que tu fais ici ?
00:26:41Je pensais que je voulais faire un mariage,
00:26:43mais il me semble que tu es plus en bondage.
00:26:47Je ne savais pas que tu es trop kinky.
00:26:48Shut up !
00:26:53Vous devriez me thanking.
00:26:54Je m'en ai juste sauvé.
00:26:55Thanking vous ?
00:26:56Vous êtes la raison que ma famille est le plus puissant.
00:26:58C'est parti !
00:26:59Comment vous avez-vous même trouvé ?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04Vous avez essayé de la wand, weren't vous ?
00:27:07Peut-être.
00:27:09Oh, vous...
00:27:10Sligue !
00:27:11Toe face !
00:27:12OK !
00:27:13OK !
00:27:14First, vous m'entendez me marrying you.
00:27:15Then, vous m'entendez me pour six mois.
00:27:17Et...
00:27:18Et...
00:27:18Et...
00:27:18Et...
00:27:18Vous venez ici comme un fucking cartoon burglar
00:27:21et vous essayez de prendre mon wand !
00:27:23Look, je suis juste...
00:27:24Je suis juste...
00:27:24Je suis juste...
00:27:24Pour une de vos...
00:27:26Dirty, no-goût-pensin' schemes !
00:27:29Je...
00:27:29Je...
00:27:29Je...
00:27:30Je...
00:27:30Je...
00:27:31C'est la seule façon que nous pouvons être libres.
00:28:02Je...
00:28:04Je...
00:28:04Je...
00:28:06Je...
00:28:07Je peux...
00:28:08Je...
00:28:09Je...
00:28:09Encore une chance.
00:28:17Je...
00:28:18Je...
00:28:20Je...
00:28:21Je...
00:28:22Je...
00:28:22Je...
00:28:23Ça peut être différent.
00:28:29Non.
00:28:31Non, nous allons tous aller chercher.
00:28:34C'est mon travail, comme Sherwood Heir,
00:28:37de changer les choses bien.
00:28:38Donc, je ne laisse pas le wand fall dans les mains de l'autre.
00:28:41Et vous pensez que après Vegas,
00:28:42je vais vous laisser aller seul
00:28:43pour trouver le plus puissant, magique,
00:28:46dans le monde entier?
00:28:48Fair.
00:28:49Tout ce que vous voulez, Lélie.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54All right, I'll call you wife.
00:28:57And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up!
00:29:03Don't call me wife either.
00:29:05After we get this wand,
00:29:06we will do the divorce spell.
00:29:07Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart.
00:29:09I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah, you're not going to sweet-talk
00:29:14your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell,
00:29:24so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a 10-mile radius.
00:29:29We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell,
00:29:32I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:36We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:38Well, lucky for you,
00:29:39I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Considered our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done.
00:29:49You got it?
00:29:50Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:29:52We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart.
00:29:56Hope to die.
00:30:14You imagicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down
00:30:29the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:43If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was going to throw in the trash.
00:30:52Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day,
00:31:17and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:33Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time.
00:31:36We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:42Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus.
00:31:53No, I mean literally no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:56My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally, Julie.
00:32:09Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:12Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil
00:32:15so I get all ooey-gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah, okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off
00:32:38more than you already have,
00:32:40then you do not even want to imagine
00:32:41the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:13Good night to you two.
00:33:28In Vegas,
00:33:30you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:36Sigrid.
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:40She's different than us.
00:33:43Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No.
00:33:48Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:33:51She's different.
00:34:02Are there?
00:34:04No.
00:34:05No.
00:34:07No.
00:34:09No.
00:34:10No.
00:34:12No.
00:34:13No.
00:34:14No.
00:34:15No.
00:34:16No.
00:34:19No.
00:34:31Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:35:03Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Cross my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard ads and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:24Okay.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And come for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:43Eric.
00:36:44Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:16What are you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:23You came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you won't belong for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand-fast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family,
00:38:32but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See? There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I want to get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:21You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:34You got her in the car or what?
00:39:37Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married and forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:12And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her, like you use mom, like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:24Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:51Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:01You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers, too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop.
00:41:26Stop.
00:41:28Oh, Jesus.
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic.
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:01You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:10The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:30Hey, look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:36You're safe.
00:42:37I thought she was going to kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:57That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:03We do the divorce spell, and we never see each other again.
00:44:07We don't know.
00:44:09We do the divorce...
00:44:22We don't know.
00:44:28We don't know.
00:44:30We don't know.
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00:47:47Oh
00:48:01This doesn't change anything
00:48:05We can have tonight and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside
00:48:10Sure
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self and you can go back to pretending to be a good little
00:48:15witch
00:48:17Excuse me
00:48:17Don't deny
00:48:19Lely shared what's been said
00:48:20I know I'm kind of dork
00:48:23Naughty thoughts you have
00:48:26I don't
00:48:28It's okay to be bad
00:48:31You don't have to pretend
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight
00:48:44I can't play with you for tonight
00:48:56Now you're gonna sit there, like a good little witch
00:49:06And I'm
00:49:08And until
00:49:09Ever
00:49:10I
00:49:12Want
00:49:14To you
00:49:18I don't remember packing that lingerie
00:49:21Close your eyes
00:49:25Eric, you're so good
00:49:27For being such a bad boy
00:49:30I am
00:49:32Being properly motivated
00:49:36Not to move
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever
00:49:43Pretty to think so
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game
00:49:51All you have to do
00:49:55Is admit that I win
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me
00:49:59I'll even
00:50:00Let you come wherever you want
00:50:06You can come here
00:50:09Or here
00:50:12I'll even
00:50:14Let you come in here
00:50:17God
00:50:18Come on
00:50:20I know you wanna
00:50:22Just admit
00:50:24I'm right
00:50:27Fine
00:50:29You win
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could
00:50:49Torture you
00:50:50Like you did me
00:50:53But I wanna be inside you
00:50:55I wanna feel you squeeze me tight
00:50:59And take me to bed
00:51:00And take me to bed, husband
00:51:04Call me that again
00:51:08You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah
00:51:11Fuck me
00:51:20Tell me a story
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas
00:51:27I've got a story about
00:51:29My pet goat, Gilmore
00:51:31And how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:51:34Or the story about
00:51:36How my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:51:39Using only red eminence
00:51:41I know
00:51:43I already know about your family
00:51:47I wanna know about you
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the insider info
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine
00:51:58You gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:52:01Growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family
00:52:17That's not true, Eric
00:52:19There are so many people who would love it
00:52:22If we just disappeared
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that
00:52:25Responsibility and pressure for decades
00:52:27And next year, I will be the head witch in charge
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:52:33Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told
00:52:38That the whole world depended on me
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes
00:52:44Or dreams
00:52:45Because my whole life was planned for me
00:52:47From the very start, before I was even born
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing
00:52:56I couldn't be tired
00:52:57I couldn't be scared
00:52:59I couldn't be angry
00:53:00One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:53:04If this whole world fades to black
00:53:06It's because I messed up
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before
00:53:16I'm glad you did
00:53:19Your turn
00:53:21Growing up with Svinson was
00:53:24A little different
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was
00:53:29The first of his disappointments
00:53:31I guess it's good
00:53:33At least I was first at something
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him
00:53:41I had it all planned out when
00:53:43I turned 16
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name
00:53:46And the Svinson bloodline would die with me
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born
00:53:53My dad used her against me
00:53:56Every day since
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric
00:54:04I shouldn't have asked
00:54:09It's okay
00:54:11Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows
00:54:14We are the shadows
00:54:19All you do is shine
00:54:30He always asks me what I want
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do
00:54:46I don't hate you
00:54:49I never did
00:55:25Eric, something's wrong
00:55:27Dad's got visitors
00:55:28A bunch of old guys
00:55:30I don't know who they are
00:55:31He made me play piano for them
00:55:33Like some kind of dress-up doll
00:55:35It's like freaking me out
00:55:41Eric
00:55:43Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50For now
00:55:51All those weird old men
00:55:54Lived last night
00:55:55And I hexed my door
00:55:57So no one could get in
00:55:58Don't let anyone in
00:55:59If dad tries to get you
00:56:00To play with any of those weird old men
00:56:01Just
00:56:02I know
00:56:03I'll just do what he says
00:56:06I always do
00:56:08I'm so sick of this E
00:56:09What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never gonna let that happen
00:56:14All right
00:56:15Look
00:56:16I'm close to getting the wand of light
00:56:19The wand of light?
00:56:21Like
00:56:22The one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell that secret
00:56:26When I get the wand
00:56:28Be ready for my call
00:56:30I have a plan
00:56:31I barely know basic spells
00:56:35I don't know
00:56:35You can
00:56:37I know you can
00:56:39When the time is right
00:56:40You'll be ready
00:56:48Call ended
00:57:07Filling up Bessie
00:57:08Meet me downstairs
00:57:09When you're ready
00:57:20Oh my god
00:57:21Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high strung
00:57:25Aren't you sis?
00:57:27I was just in the middle of thinking
00:57:29Yeah
00:57:30And going by your aura
00:57:31I can guess about who
00:57:32Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow
00:57:36Oh yeah
00:57:37Well you and your little aura reading
00:57:38Can go jump in a lake
00:57:40Oh
00:57:40Aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:43Your super hot hubby isn't around I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places tied a body by the way
00:57:52I'm fine Effie
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson
00:57:55I'm not stupid
00:57:57And when we get the wand back
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will
00:58:03And when we do
00:58:05We'll do the divorce spell
00:58:06This mark will be gone
00:58:08I'll go home and
00:58:10Marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:16It's not fair, you know
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:58:21Because it's not like I can change it
00:58:23But it's not
00:58:26It's just the way it goes
00:58:27Right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:58:31And be a good heir
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:58:38That's fine
00:58:40It's what it means to be a Sherwood
00:58:43Just remember
00:58:44Repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:48Alright
00:58:50Whatever you say, sis
00:58:51You know best
00:58:54I know
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon
00:59:08Last night was the last time
00:59:10After today, we're done
00:59:13If I say that enough times
00:59:15Maybe I'll finally believe it
00:59:25I'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:30My family's magic is dying
00:59:32My father's been catching in on broken promises for years
00:59:35But he holds most of the power
00:59:37And me and Sieg would just get to scratch
00:59:39That's how he controls us
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once
00:59:45I could take his power away from the grave
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free
00:59:54That's what you meant by
00:59:56Trying to save your family
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before
01:00:00I was going to tell you the truth
01:00:02And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand
01:00:05Just once
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you want
01:00:08Get a divorce
01:00:09Leave you alone
01:00:10Forever
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:18Maybe things could have been different
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay
01:00:23It's a nice idea
01:00:26But our families have been at war since the beginning of time
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people
01:00:33We have different lives
01:00:35This would have worked
01:00:37Maybe we can work
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric
01:00:43A witch can hope
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:09Wait, I'm driving
01:01:11Pull over
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me
01:01:39End of the line, witches
01:01:49No!
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:12C'est parti !
01:02:34C'est parti !
01:03:04C'est parti !
01:03:09C'est parti !
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son
01:03:47You're welcome
01:03:51Go to hell home, man
01:04:03Take it !
01:04:08Your stall will be delicious
01:04:10I can take dad's magic
01:04:19And him, finally be free
01:04:26Get off my wife !
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch !
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me
01:04:55Hey, I've got you
01:04:57You didn't run !
01:04:59You're kidding ?
01:05:00I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon
01:05:07Eric !
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily !
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, no ! Stay with me !
01:05:12Eric ! Oh my God !
01:05:15Eric ! No, no, no, no, no ! Stay with me !
01:05:18Oh my God !
01:05:20I can't save you ! I can't save you ! I can't save you ! I can't save you !
01:05:22I don't have my powers !
01:05:23I need you to run ! You could have saved yourself !
01:05:28I've been saving myself ! My whole life !
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new !
01:05:36You idiot ! You stupid, stupid idiot !
01:05:40Yeah ! But I'm your idiot !
01:05:50You took a divorce spell !
01:05:53I had a promise ! Now you're free !
01:05:59I don't want to be free !
01:06:02I don't want to be free !
01:06:05I don't want to be with you !
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe !
01:06:10Safe from my father !
01:06:12Safe from all of it !
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:20were the best three days of my life !
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay ?
01:06:27I love you !
01:06:29I love you !
01:06:31I love you too !
01:06:32I love you ! I love you !
01:06:35Eric !
01:06:38No !
01:06:40No !
01:06:42No !
01:06:45No !
01:06:47No !
01:06:50No !
01:06:52No !
01:07:00Le wand de lumière a la puissance de leurs besoins les plus grands désirs.
01:07:11Please, please, please.
01:07:22Eric, please.
01:07:37You absolute moron.
01:07:42You absolute moron.
01:07:44Be gentle. I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:49You're alive.
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:57Something cool. The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that the wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:14You.
01:08:14You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again.
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again.
01:08:39I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:09:02Let's go.
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:05Yeah.
01:09:26Oh, 나, right.
01:09:29Hm, I'm pooping.
01:09:32No, Lord, I'm disposable.
01:09:37Let's go.
01:09:37Uh, there you are.
01:09:38Their you are.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead
01:09:40Wow, you weren't kidding
01:09:42He really is evil
01:09:44I put a barrier around this whole house
01:09:47It's impossible, there's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man
01:09:55Secret, you ungrateful brat
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this
01:10:00Really, dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests
01:10:14You're powerless now, old man
01:10:16Your magic's gone
01:10:17Forever
01:10:31Eric, Otis, Svensson
01:10:34Release me this instant
01:10:36That is an order
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone
01:10:42It doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats
01:10:47You will pay for this
01:10:49You will both pay for this
01:10:55Yeah, yeah
01:10:55Talk soon, pups
01:10:57We're gonna hit the road
01:10:58I said get back here
01:10:59I said get back here
01:11:02Get back here
01:11:03Please don't do this you little bitch
01:11:22So, where to now, should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:28Yeah
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first
01:11:32That sounds ominous
01:11:34Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight
01:11:39Leona Sherwood
01:11:40Leona Sherwood
01:11:41Are you asking me to handfast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah
01:11:47I think I am Eric Sponson
01:11:50Well, we better hurry
01:11:51If we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:53And make it back in time
01:11:54To the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis
01:11:58I sure hope so
01:12:01But if we're gonna get handfast married again
01:12:03No more secrets this time
01:12:06So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again, husband
01:12:13There is one thing
01:12:16You might want to buckle up
01:12:18We're about to go super speed
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well
01:12:29Soon to be again, wife
01:12:33Leona Sherwood
01:12:34Will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell
01:12:38Or because it's your duty
01:12:41But because you want to
01:12:46Yes, I will
01:12:57Ready?
01:12:58Hell yeah
01:12:59Hell yeah
01:13:00Hell yeah
01:13:01Hell yeah
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