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️⛸️️🏒 O f f C a m p u s ️⛸️️🏒 - Episode 4
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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:13God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:16It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23Okay.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Let's do this.
00:25Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:32you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38Okay?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41Okay?
00:43A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:49I was raped.
00:53Wow.
00:54Okay.
00:54There's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:58Uh...
00:58It happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:04Uh, no, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:07And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?
01:09Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:14I'm breezing.
01:15I...
01:15I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:22Uh...
01:24She helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with
01:35a guy.
01:35I mean, on my own, sure.
01:37Fine.
01:37Fireworks.
01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.
01:41Um, and things are going really well with Justin.
01:46He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um, and we all know what that means.
01:52I-I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I wanna be ready.
01:57So, I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:05That I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:09So...
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18Uh...
02:19Wow.
02:19Okay.
02:20Yeah.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:22Um...
02:22I'm kinda out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:28Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:33Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:44I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:55You know, it's just...
02:56It means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04Really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:17Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:20Not now.
03:21I have class.
03:23Uh...
03:24Um...
03:25Uh...
03:26Later?
03:27Tonight?
03:29Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet talk.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet talk.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure.
03:57Nay.
03:58My honor.
03:59To haze you.
04:01And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape.
04:04Until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.
04:13I was a little worried you're gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
04:17No!
04:17No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, thanks, y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:29Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece
04:33of fruit.
04:33Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo, it's a good one.
04:39Good luck, sweet talk.
04:41This is the part where you run.
04:43No, okay.
04:44Come on.
04:45Yellow, yellow haze.
04:49Yellow, yellow.
04:51It's a good one, yellow haze.
04:52Intrigue!
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But, I'm concerned I'm really not hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they are Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crop out of it.
05:03I'm thinking strings.
05:03like a shifting chromatic alteration verse verse.
05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here
05:08before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10Uh, let's try.
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:16Something you love to listen to
05:18when you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No, I was thinking about listening to Paramore
05:31at my middle school bus stop.
05:32Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:37How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow,
05:41but it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:46It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right,
05:50it lets us feel what you were feeling
05:53when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You gotta let us in.
06:01Wow, that was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream,
06:13because my childhood dog, Rosie, was there.
06:15But, but she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:26Sorry, what?
06:28Okay.
06:29I just ended a two-year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:33Also, maybe not.
06:36No, I definitely did,
06:38because I was there, and it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times are you going to do this to me?
06:42Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Allie's breakup and five-act cycle.
06:46You go through the same stages every time.
06:48First, surprise fight Allie,
06:49which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:52Then, eats her feelings Allie,
06:53destroys three bags of hot Cheetos,
06:54followed by raging diva Allie.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Allie has a,
07:01well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale, late night phone call Allie,
07:06where you beg me to take you back.
07:08That is not what I do.
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of ChapStick.
07:16Speaking of which,
07:19I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:22And I know that you love me.
07:23And I love you.
07:26So, that is why I need to protect myself
07:27by opting out of the next 36 hours.
07:30No, our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad
07:37or beg you not to make this mistake again,
07:39but you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games
07:43and depression and ultimately take you back
07:45because I can't imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
08:00We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in,
08:03but I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not going to call you.
08:12Okay.
08:17And I'm not at a ChapStick.
08:20Yes, you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:43I'm not.
08:47Shit.
08:49What's wrong?
08:50Gee, can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
08:52No, yeah, I'm not.
08:54No, thanks.
08:58I'm not.
08:59I'm not.
09:00I'm not.
09:04right
09:15okay what's going on look dean you're uh you're kind of well
09:24you've been with a good amount of women i always knew this day would come well garrett when a man
09:30and woman love each other very much okay okay hold up hold up i'm listening is there something going
09:39on with hannah no uh not hannah someone else she wants me to do this uh this thing do all
09:50the things
09:50bro do them all it's just it's kind of a big thing it's really important to her she's like trusting
09:59me is hannah a virgin what no dude don't don't don't make this weird
10:12this doesn't leave the weight room we're not actually having this conversation
10:17it's just that i uh i really want it to be good for her if it's her first time she
10:23might not come
10:23not an option she has to come respect melder there's one thing that helps make a girl come
10:29the single most effective highly recommended enjoyed by all tool at your disposal
10:37trust that's it she's just gotta feel completely safe like completely relaxed but consent is key
10:44and she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe so you just you just gotta figure out whatever makes this
10:50specific girl who is not hannah feel safe i'm just not sure i'm the kind of guy she should be
10:58trusting with this well she asked you she thinks you are which is fucking hot
11:06just don't skimp on the foreplay yeah talking five play six play yeah got it you know right thanks
11:14good talk man great talk sorry i was uh justin hi yeah it's easier ways to get my attention
11:25sorry yeah i was just on my phone i'm taking the piss don't worry about it
11:30yeah my my advisor really likes the song mostly okay yeah mostly yeah he has some notes but uh
11:36it's it's getting there cool uh you are never applied to my text do you want to come over later
11:43and work on the song uh definitely yes but uh there's just one last thing i need to iron out
11:50before we
11:51dive into it um rain check rain check yeah yeah i'm really looking forward to it cool cool cool yeah
12:00yeah yeah yeah bye i guess bye bye bye
12:12so you ran away that's touch and go you're scared of love well aren't we all well aren't we all
12:29i know that you started to feel what i feel hey hey
12:49Is that a dress?
12:50Ollie's.
12:52Yeah.
12:55Um, we did say seven, right?
12:59Yeah.
13:01Uh, come on up.
13:12Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing literally anything else?
13:20Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.
13:40You're about to see me naked.
13:42Yeah.
13:43But not until you want me to.
13:48Okay.
14:07All clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, so are we gonna do it now?
14:24Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here.
14:32Why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood?
14:39Ew, that's awful.
14:40I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44I have people who say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:52Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Issh.
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please.
15:14This song is so sexy.
15:15It makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
15:20What is happening to me?
15:22The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:24It's taking over.
15:26Look.
15:28You're feeling it too.
15:31Oh.
15:35Okay.
15:37Oh, yeah, that's terrible. I love it
16:06Oh, yeah, that's terrible. I love it
17:02Oh, yeah, that's terrible
17:12Oh, yeah, that's terrible
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing, nothing
17:49I think we should stop
17:54I don't want to stop
17:56I can do this
17:57No, you don't have to
17:58But I, but I want to, okay?
18:04Fuck.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:11Sorry.
18:12It's okay.
18:13This, this, this is what happens.
18:15I, I'm, I'm in it.
18:19I, I'm having fun.
18:20I feel good.
18:24And then I just, like, zoom out.
18:27And then I leave my body.
18:31It's like I'm, I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going, like, what is wrong with you?
18:38Nothing.
18:41Nothing is wrong with you.
18:45What if, like, what if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken, Wellesie.
18:56You just don't trust me enough to fully let go.
19:00And that's okay.
19:00No, but I do trust you.
19:03I wouldn't, I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
19:06But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
19:12So, if you're not there yet, that sounds completely normal.
19:19Well, I thought that was, uh, surprisingly deep.
19:26I do have another idea.
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
19:33Yeah, okay, sure.
19:36Instead of me giving you an orgasm, why don't you give yourself one?
19:46Uh, that's not going to prove anything.
19:48I do that all the time.
19:50Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah.
19:52Good.
19:56Then, show me.
20:10Show me.
20:15And I'll show you.
20:32I'll show you.
20:42I'll show you.
21:46Stay here.
21:48Stay with me.
22:13Stay with me.
22:15Stay with me.
22:32Stay with me.
22:34Thanks.
22:36No, no.
22:39Thank you, that was...
22:42Thanks.
22:55So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare? Who's drunk?
23:05Like the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone.
23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
23:12Yikes.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Well, wish Ally luck for me.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Jackpot.
23:20Always counting Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
23:25Why does he always put brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Uh, yum.
23:29All right, give me.
23:30Yeah, you want this? It's got a little bacon on it.
23:31All right.
23:45I told you that was a sexy song.
23:48Gotta say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
23:50Kinda doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock image.
23:55Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so...
24:04But actually, my mom used to, uh, play me all kinds of music.
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool.
24:10Yeah, she was cool.
24:11She had a huge record collection.
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad...
24:16Got too...
24:19Intense.
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28Is it just something my advisor said?
24:31Uh, I guess...
24:35Uh, it makes me feel bold.
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like, to just say, I like you, deal with it.
24:43That's badass.
24:44Yeah, it is badass.
24:51You know, I was thinking...
24:57Sorry.
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go.
25:03Uh, oh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah, yeah.
25:06I have, uh, a lot to do for the showcase and classes and...
25:10Yeah, uh...
25:12But, uh, thank you for your service.
25:15It's much appreciated.
25:19See you soon?
25:21Yeah, okay, um...
25:23I'll text you.
25:32So, Garrett made you come?
25:33Yep.
25:34Then you're not freaking out?
25:35No.
25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean?
25:38Yeah.
25:38Yeah, and you're not freaking out.
25:40No?
25:40Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of Hot Cheetos.
25:45No.
25:46I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Alley.
25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Alley, and then Complete and Total Breakdown Alley,
25:54and then, next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset Vermont Alley.
25:57God help us all.
25:59No, I promised myself.
26:00This has to be the last time.
26:02It has to stick.
26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
26:08I...
26:09I believe you.
26:11Uh...
26:11Even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:18Um...
26:23Oh, my God!
26:25I am a woman possessed!
26:27Man, you gotta help me.
26:29I lied.
26:30I already ate the Cheetos.
26:31I licked the bag clean.
26:33Who is that?
26:33Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:35Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.
26:39Uh...
26:40Uh...
26:40It's...
26:41It's Justin.
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am.
26:45I...
26:46Worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah, but...
26:50I don't know.
26:50You might be digmatized by Garrett.
26:53You wouldn't be the first.
26:54Yeah.
26:56Okay.
26:57I'll admit it.
26:59The night was kinda perfect.
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe.
27:03And a lot of really, really good other things, but...
27:08Doesn't magically turn him into someone else.
27:10You know?
27:10No.
27:11You gotta take him at face value.
27:12Right!
27:12Exactly!
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
27:18Which is...
27:18Fine.
27:19Because I...
27:20I got the orgasm.
27:21Which is what I wanted.
27:24It's just an arrangement between friends.
27:26Yeah.
27:27And this...
27:27This won't make your friendship weird at all?
27:30We had a plan.
27:31The plan worked.
27:33There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
27:36It was so weird.
27:38Yeah.
27:38Well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
27:42Logan.
27:43This is Bernardo.
27:44Protect him with your life.
27:45Your life.
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
27:47Because he didn't want it to end.
27:50What?
27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice and the answer seems pretty obvious.
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
28:00What do you mean?
28:01I don't know.
28:02Bunch of missed passes, flubbed a goal, stuff like that.
28:04What?
28:04No.
28:05Not you.
28:05Birdie.
28:06What do you mean?
28:07What's obvious?
28:07You're into her, dude.
28:08Fuck.
28:09I think you're right.
28:10He's all over the place.
28:11Shut up, Joe.
28:12I should tell her.
28:13Yup.
28:14Like today?
28:15Yup.
28:17Shit.
28:17He's going to drunk Shakespeare later.
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
28:21Hey, Joe.
28:21Watch Bernardo.
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:28Anna.
28:28Bernardo.
28:28Amazing.
28:29I'm there.
28:30Hold this for Birdie.
28:33So why don't we go to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere.
28:37Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
28:40How do you feel about her?
28:42Finally.
28:43I'm telling you it's the right move, G.
28:45We all fuck with Rosie and I think she's good for you.
28:49No!
28:50Bernardo, ow!
28:52Okay.
28:52We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
29:03Okay.
29:04Dramatic entrance.
29:05Whatever.
29:06Seriously.
29:07What's your damage, Heather?
29:08Nothing.
29:09Just a shitty practice.
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:13Yeah.
29:14That's it.
29:15Garret, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and it just made
29:20me look bad.
29:21Ah.
29:22I see what's happening.
29:24This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:26What?
29:28That's...
29:29I...
29:29I don't...
29:32Convincing.
29:33Don't bother.
29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:36This is so like you.
29:37You want things you can't have.
29:38No, I don't.
29:39You need a fucking wake-up call.
29:40Maybe Garret can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
29:43You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
29:45Jules, I get it.
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft.
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and mom.
29:53At the garage.
29:55Forever.
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want.
30:02I'm just saying.
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
30:21I've mingled with the audience before the show.
30:23Shtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:26Oh, it's immersive.
30:27We're breaking down the aesthetic distance.
30:28Give me a fucking break.
30:29Hey, whoa, babe.
30:30Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
30:33Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville.
30:36I'm so sorry.
30:37I didn't mean that.
30:38No, it's okay.
30:39It's your first show at Briar without Sean.
30:42Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know?
30:44I'm kind of nervous.
30:46Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
30:49Katherine!
30:49Don't touch a prop!
30:50That's not dirt!
31:04Hey!
31:05Hey!
31:06You're here!
31:12What are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but...
31:16Well, by recruiting me, I have to steal this from Taco.
31:19Spock!
31:19Oh, my...
31:20It's all right?
31:21Are you kidding me?
31:22How is he?
31:23Hey.
31:24Jordan?
31:25Justin.
31:26Oh, right.
31:26Yeah.
31:27Yeah, sorry.
31:27My bad.
31:28That's all good, man.
31:29Is Bo and Dean Draka here?
31:31Yeah, man.
31:32Well, you know Dean.
31:33He's persuasive.
31:35What about you, bro?
31:35You big Shakespeare guy?
31:36Nah, not really.
31:38But Hannah told me she was coming, so...
31:41Here I am.
31:42So she did?
31:43She did.
31:45Looks like the show's starting.
31:48Yeah.
31:48Do you wanna go to sit?
31:50Couch is free.
31:52Yeah, yeah.
31:53We should probably sit.
31:54Yeah.
31:55See you around, man.
31:56Yeah, brother.
32:12Come on, bitches.
32:14Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
32:18A Midsummer Night's...
32:21SCARY!
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.
32:31If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
32:34And there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
32:37When an actor calls line, everyone drinks.
32:42I like that.
32:44So that's great.
32:46What?
32:46What?
32:50No.
32:51I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers, have all been
32:57struck by a terrible affliction.
33:02True love?
33:02No.
33:03Gonorrhea.
33:04Oh!
33:09We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
33:14You go.
33:15You go.
33:16Well, would you look at this couple.
33:21Give it up for our Hermione and Lysander!
33:34Thanks.
33:35I love this.
33:36Ew.
33:37Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
33:43Me, Garrett Graham.
33:43I want to be in the show.
33:45Shut the...
33:45Oh, I think you can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
33:48Come on.
33:49Come here, pookie.
33:50That's okay.
33:51No, I'm all right.
33:51I'm your arse now.
33:53Come on, baby.
33:54All right.
33:55All right.
33:56Yeah!
34:03Okay, now we just need a Helena.
34:05She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:16Allow me.
34:19Not even gonna wait to be picked.
34:21That is messy.
34:22Let's hear it for our four young lovers!
34:25From the game, right?
34:27Hannah.
34:28Please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
34:31Uh, no.
34:31No, I didn't lock him.
34:33I mean, we're not locked.
34:36He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
34:38Let's stir up some drama.
34:40Shut up.
34:41All right, Hermia.
34:42Let's get you all caught up.
34:45All right.
34:45You're in love with Lysander.
34:49Oh!
34:50But your big, bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
35:00What say you, Hermia?
35:04But daddy, I love him!
35:07Daddy, she wants him!
35:18Now, after this, we've got like ten minutes of Rude Mechanical's BS.
35:22So, feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
35:27Okay.
35:31So your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
35:37Can we seriously not do this right now?
35:39Do what?
35:39You're broadening your horizons.
35:42I think it's fun.
35:47Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
35:53You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
35:55She's not my girlfriend.
35:57But you clearly want her to be.
35:59No, I don't.
36:00Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.
36:08Kendall, about the way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
36:12Don't.
36:14Don't apologize to me.
36:15Just make yourself feel better.
36:16I was just gonna say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
36:21It does.
36:22If I knew just how much it sucked.
36:27I probably would have done some things differently.
36:29So, I'm sorry.
36:32And really, will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
36:38I was having so much fun being a bitch.
36:42Fine.
36:42Yeah, okay.
36:43I accept.
36:48I don't know.
36:50Marvel.
36:50It's foul, but it's effective.
36:55I see that neighbor eat the system making ass of me.
36:58What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
37:02I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note, and so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
37:17To thy...
37:20Smile.
37:24And thy sweatshirt.
37:27And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
37:29And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes because thou knowest I want both,
37:35even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
37:37And so what if thou favors missionary?
37:39Me thinks I could get on board with missionary.
37:41Oh, sweet bottom.
37:43Out to Vermont, do not desire to go.
37:46Please, do not desire to go.
37:58Holy shit, she's incredible.
38:00Yeah, man, she really is.
38:05Line.
38:12Line.
38:17He said it.
38:18Well, he said it.
38:19That's...
38:20That's the word.
38:20You got it.
38:23Okay, I understand your confusion.
38:25This is what's happening here.
38:26I, um...
38:27I'm fucked up, man.
38:28Line.
38:30It's not even your line.
38:32Excuse me, I'm thirsty.
38:34Okay, are these drama kids better than drinking?
38:36No, no, no, no, no.
38:37I get it, I get it.
38:38What's going on?
38:38I totally get it.
38:42Pyramus and Fisbee are us.
38:43Pyramus and Fisbee are us.
38:43Good song.
38:44Hmm?
38:44Right?
38:45Well done.
38:45You see that?
38:52Welcome back, my lover.
38:56Oh!
38:57Looks like you two had a good time.
39:00And it's about to get even better.
39:04I made this love potion special for the boys.
39:09It's a real knockout.
39:11And wouldn't you know it, when they came to, they only had eyes for Helena.
39:21Okay, loving this.
39:23But, fools and mortals, who will win fair Helena's hand?
39:29How is a bucks a maiden ever to decide?
39:32Oh.
39:33I know.
39:35How about a good old fashioned dance off?
39:40Which one of you wants to take the pole first?
39:44Garrett.
39:45Garrett.
39:47Garrett.
39:48Garrett.
39:49Garrett.
39:51Garrett.
39:52Garrett.
39:53Garrett.
39:53Garrett.
39:54Garrett.
39:56What's up, man?
39:57What are you guys saying?
40:00What the fuck, man?
40:04Look at him, Louie!
40:05Look at you, Louie!
40:08Here he is.
40:10Oh!
40:11Oh!
40:15Jesus!
40:20Whoa!
40:20Whoa!
40:26You know, I was thinking about asking you out.
40:30The only reason I didn't is because I thought you and Garrett were serious, but...
40:35I guess you know.
40:40Nope.
40:42Definitely not serious.
40:43Cool.
40:45Look, I'm not normally into theater, but...
40:49You know, I'm really glad I came.
40:53Yeah, me too.
40:54Yeah.
41:10If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended.
41:15That you have but slumbered here.
41:18While these visions did appear.
41:23Hey.
41:24Hey.
41:26That was some show you put on out there.
41:28Very boys gone wild.
41:30Thanks.
41:31I bet you're happy about this second love potion.
41:35You and Justin back together.
41:37Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
41:41That's Shakespeare.
41:42Yeah, I know.
41:43Sorry.
41:44Sorry.
41:46Um, uh, actually...
41:50Justin said he wants to ask me out.
41:54Uh, congratulations.
41:55That's, uh...
41:57Yeah, you did it.
42:03Yeah.
42:04Yeah, yeah, uh...
42:08So I, I guess this means our deal is officially over?
42:15Right?
42:17Uh, yeah, right.
42:21Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
42:23And I got you the grade.
42:28Hey.
42:30I want to serve her that for cutting call.
42:33Ready?
42:34Sure.
42:36Sorry.
42:36Mm-hmm.
42:37Don't say, God.
42:47See you.
42:53Hi.
42:54Hi.
42:56Hi!
42:57Hi.
42:58Hi.
43:00Hi.
43:02Hi.
43:02Hi.
43:03Hi.
43:17getting some good power behind the shot still going wide as long as you keep in the rink
43:24remember eastwood freshman year yeah that wasn't on me all right birdie took the shot
43:29just deflected off my stick and brag steve i bought him a beer he's fine
43:36hey sir i couldn't make the shakespeare today
43:40yeah it's okay i'm not eating this much so you and hannah
43:50i don't know what i was thinking i don't have time for a girlfriend
43:58hey i'm sorry man i know you're really into her
44:05it's fine there's a plan in place for me team captain frozen four ruins all i gotta do is
44:14follow through it's a good plan people would kill to have that plan right exactly
44:21and it was just a distraction
44:25i mean sometimes you don't get everything you want
44:35but you're garrett graham
44:38all right things are gonna work out for you okay they always do
44:47yeah well for you too man it's me and you on the bruins that's the dream right
44:52yeah that's the dream
44:56anyway i was gonna hit up my lungs if you wanted to join
44:58you look like you could use it
45:01that's all right i'm gonna stay
45:03sure
45:04yeah
45:04all right man
45:05see you later
45:06all right
45:06all right
45:06all right
45:07all right
45:30all right
45:49i know i said i wouldn't call
45:53and that's all in the difference between billy joe armstrong and hailey joe osmond
45:59yeah that's that's funny
46:04i'm really glad we got to spend some time together
46:07outside of rehearsals
46:09yeah same
46:13oh i fucking love this song
46:17why do you love it so much
46:18well i mean facade is the baseline and the way it interacts with the lead guitar
46:22it's no i'm sorry i actually mean what does it make you feel i mean jealous i didn't write
46:31at first
46:33uh why what does it make you feel
46:38uh nothing
46:39i mean they're not for everyone
46:41i mean i'm sorry
46:43yeah
46:44yeah
46:46hey this
46:47this party's kind of dead right
46:50do you want to come back to mine and
46:52justin
46:52let me guess
46:53brain check
46:58not quite
47:15this is garrett
47:16no phone's allowed on the ice so leave a message
47:39now that i need you i can touch you so
47:43i build my world around you i need you so baby even though you don't need me
47:53you don't need me baby now that i've found you i can let you go
48:03I built my world around you, I need you so
48:08Baby, even though you don't need me
48:13You don't need me
48:18Baby, baby, since first we met
48:21I knew in this heart of mine
48:27The lovely hat could not be bad
48:32I played it right and I bide my time
48:38Spend a lifetime looking for somebody
48:42To give me love like you
48:48Now you've told me that you wanna leave me
48:53Darling, I just can't let you
48:57Baby, baby
49:01Now that I've found you, I can't let you go
49:05I built my world around you, I need you so
49:10Baby, even though you don't need me
49:15You don't need me
49:18Baby, baby
49:20Baby, baby
49:21Baby
49:47Baby
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