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️⛸️️🏒 O f f C a m p u s ️⛸️️🏒 - Episode 6
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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:30Wellesie?
00:33Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:20Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:25Oh.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:30No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:36She's leaving in a second and...
01:38Jesus!
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year, on and off, but now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont and be a boring insurance salesman, and you, you wanna act.
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:02My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:11And I know that meant everything to her.
03:13Her relationship was beautiful, and I want that.
03:21You don't wanna move to Vermont.
03:24No.
03:25Okay.
03:26So, what do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A., or take a
03:39show to Edinburgh, work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:52Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't, they're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:12It's...the weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:19It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:30Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it won't make him text.
04:50No.
04:50No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're going to want a fun ride to distract
05:05you.
05:07Call me.
05:08Call you.
05:09Call you.
05:10Sorry, dude, I don't do roller coasters.
05:18Call me.
05:19Call me.��
05:25averages. Call
05:33me. Call
05:35me. Call
05:57Oh, what was I?
06:03Well, hello.
06:05Yeah, I know.
06:05I said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:34I did.
06:35You lied.
06:37About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:44No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:06I just broke up with Sean.
07:08I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:21I got it.
07:23You're up.
07:41This is a last one.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
08:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, two seconds, we got something in the bathroom, hold on, hold on.
08:27Dude, dude, dude.
08:28One second.
08:30All right.
08:35Um, sorry, I just needed my...
08:36Yeah, no, it's fine, man, just...
08:38Just go.
08:39Okay.
08:39Yeah, I'll go, I'll go.
08:47That was absolutely the last of the time.
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett that this goes well.
09:03That's what relationships are for, honey bun.
09:06Supporting each other, helping each other grow as people.
09:10It can all be about sex and fun.
09:14Shit, the bus is almost here.
09:15Gotta go.
09:16Well, no, Garrett can just drive you.
09:18It's fine.
09:19I love a bus.
09:20You hate a bus.
09:22It's fine.
09:25Love you.
09:26Happy Thanksgiving.
09:28Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean.
09:46This has just arrived.
09:48Allie, this is...
09:49Beau Maxwell.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
09:52Oh, yeah, you know Joe?
09:53Well, I don't know her know her, but I know her in the way that she's like a god who
09:57walks
09:57among us.
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating, and now she's in Dea's understudy
10:02and Oleana on Broadway.
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like, iconic.
10:05You're allowed to just call her Joanna.
10:07You know that.
10:09Okay, sorry, I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What, are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see Jay Groff and Merrilee.
10:15No way.
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:17Oh, don't get them started.
10:18So much.
10:19I was in like the sixth row.
10:21Shut up.
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time.
10:24Three, two, one.
10:25In the Heights.
10:26Fuck off.
10:27Stop.
10:28You guys just met.
10:28Okay, okay, okay, second favorite.
10:30Three, two, one.
10:31Little Shop.
10:32Oh my god, you guys.
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:41Oh my god, oh my god, you guys.
10:44What is this, Kel?
10:45You're receiving an education.
10:47Elves are right there that sells girls' lives.
10:50What is this?
10:51You may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
10:54I may be in love, but I'm not stupid lady.
10:57I got eyes.
10:57Oh my god.
10:59Oh, good.
10:59Sorry, I'm a mistake.
11:01Corley, take your break.
11:02No, no, no, no.
11:03Just ignore her.
11:04No, I can't.
11:05I can't.
11:05Turn that off.
11:06Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us.
11:09What?
11:10I don't know what you mean by that.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:11Dean, you sick?
11:13Absolutely not.
11:14No, Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop.
11:17Stop.
11:17Please tell me there's a video.
11:18Oh, there's a video.
11:19I will kill you.
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason.
11:30No reason at all.
11:31Okay.
11:32Well, you are sending this to me.
11:33No, you're not.
11:34Obviously.
11:34You drive back Friday?
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, it'll make the indigible.
11:42On second time, I think you should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:44Don't listen to O'Malley.
11:45He can hitchhike to New York.
11:56See you Friday.
12:01Are you alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiera now.
12:06It's like a whole thing.
12:07Wasn't she in London for like a week?
12:14Al?
12:14Um, no.
12:16Yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay.
12:19What's going on?
12:20No, nothing.
12:21It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Ali Hayes, I can hear your nails.
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody.
12:29It's Sean.
12:30You're backsliding.
12:31I am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad.
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, uh, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:41Oh, okay.
12:43Okay, I should probably go help.
12:45Love you, miss you.
12:46Gobble, gobble.
13:08Hey.
13:10Happy Thanksgiving.
13:14Cute.
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.
13:20Holy shit.
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but holy fucking shit.
13:30Thanks.
13:37Well, I mean, seriously, it's like Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour in the Guggenheim at a baby.
13:47You said this wasn't a date.
13:48It's not.
13:49Feels like a date.
13:51It's not.
13:51It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss.
13:55Happy Thanksgiving.
13:58Happy Thanksgiving.
14:04Okay.
14:05Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:11Probably.
14:12Yeah, your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom.
14:15I could literally live in that.
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags.
14:19Usually we have a Basquiat there, but it's on loan to the Whitney.
14:27Okay, let's see it.
14:30What?
14:32Your big move.
14:33Grand finale.
14:34I don't know what you're talking about.
14:40Fine.
14:41There's a piano in the den, and I usually end the tour there, and I talk about the piano,
14:47and then they ask if I play, and then I say, kind of.
14:51Oh, kind of.
14:53Exactly.
14:53Then I sit down and I play Mad World.
14:56Mad World?
14:57It's the only song I know, and it works.
15:00It works, okay?
15:01Yeah, can you be normal?
15:03It's just me.
15:04I am being old.
15:05No, you're not.
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:16I had to get better than Summer.
15:18She's a chaos monster.
15:20My dad taught us when we were little.
15:22It was a family tradition.
15:24That's sweet.
15:26It's cutthroat.
15:28Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts.
15:32We have a place here.
15:35Sounds terrible.
15:36Mm, doesn't it?
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making this practice on Friday,
15:40because otherwise I'd be, you know, I'd be laying on a beach,
15:44day drinking with Nick, and destroying summer and beach volleyball.
15:47God, we lead a tough life dealer in us.
15:50The worst.
15:57Sorry you can't be with your family though.
16:00Seems like you miss them.
16:03It's not good to be here with you.
16:06Also.
16:10Shit.
16:11Come on.
16:12Never, ever let the enemy distract you.
16:19Kate?
17:03Never let the enemy distract you.
17:08Oh my.
17:11You know.
17:13Who?
17:14Who's here.
17:16Who used to feel.
17:18Oh.
17:22My mom want you back.
17:24The boys like me.
17:26Who's that.
17:26You break your heart.
17:28Ain't that trick.
17:32I wish you listened to your friends.
17:35When they had so to break apart.
17:38Yeah.
18:08I don't want to have to make up.
18:10No, I don't want to have to make up.
18:14Ooh, I don't want to think about the way we used to feel.
18:21Feel with me.
18:24Ooh, I don't want to think about the way we used to feel.
18:31Oh, oh.
18:37To be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:43Literally all of them.
18:50Sorry, it's the guys.
18:52Take it.
18:54Seriously?
18:59Hello?
18:59Hey, what are you?
19:01Are you already asleep?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers.
19:05Where are you?
19:06From New York on Thanksgiving.
19:10Yankee Sun!
19:11Yankee Sun!
19:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
19:15Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
19:18Uh, so I think I have only a pass.
19:21Take a look.
19:22Do you never have a shirt on?
19:25Well, don't stick to the level.
19:28Happy Thanksgiving!
19:32Happy Thanksgiving, dorks!
19:35Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
19:37Oh.
19:40I didn't see you.
19:44This just must be a one-time thing.
19:47I mean, like Hannah's stupid, happy, and Garrett's your friend.
19:49I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:53She deserves this.
19:55And the second people find out we're...
19:58They're gonna ask what this is.
19:59No, no.
20:00No one's gonna ask that.
20:01They're not gonna ask you that.
20:05People are gonna talk, and Sean will find out, and I can't hurt him.
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:14That's less than 48.
20:15Oh, my God.
20:16I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We had fun.
20:20We were safe.
20:20We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah.
20:22So let's keep it that way.
20:23Ali, come on.
20:26I'm sorry.
20:27I have to go.
20:29Ali.
20:44Hey.
20:46How was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:48Okay.
20:48Okay.
20:49Good.
20:50I can, uh, practice this downstairs if you...
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just gonna close my eyes.
20:58I was sorry.
20:59There you stood behind your glasses
21:03In a hazy yellow world
21:07Alone enough for me to ask, just
21:11Alone enough to feel the heart
21:15That glow
21:17Oh, the glow of star-born eyes reflect the sky
21:29until I find I'm sinking into your yellow, yellow haze
21:41lingering as you pour.
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:58How about the song, the lyrics?
22:05You hate it.
22:07No, no, I don't.
22:09At all.
22:09I really like the melody.
22:12I just, I don't get it.
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired.
22:15No, no, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I thought I could fix it, but I mean, the showcase is in two weeks,
22:32and my gut is telling me you should just start over.
22:35But I just can't figure out how to tell Justin his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole, this isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44Never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:47This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:54You've got this.
22:55I believe in you.
23:00Justin, her song fucking sucks, and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:06Ooh, we got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:09Actually, you know what, usually I like you and you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing, but it's okay, cause he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:27I...
23:29I love you, Elsie.
23:37I love you, too.
23:44I love you, too.
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:06If you would have told me six months ago that I'd be hot and single, and you'd be abandoning
24:11me to go spend the night with Garrett Graham, I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst.
24:18Being this happy when you're in a crisis, I'm unpacking.
24:20What?
24:21No, no, no, no.
24:22You're in love.
24:23Go be in love.
24:24No, you were texting Sean over Thanksgiving.
24:26You miss him.
24:28Actually, I was not.
24:30He's been giving me space.
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no.
24:36I'm enjoying the space.
24:38Well, that's great.
24:40Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:43Except, if I'm enjoying the space, then that means I'm a terrible, shitty person who hurts
24:49someone she supposedly loved, and then just moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick, my dad was there for her.
25:09You know?
25:09Like, every step of the way.
25:10Even when it got so hard.
25:13So then, do I just call it quits with Sean because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not.
25:23If Sean's not the great love of your life, that's okay.
25:26You'll find another great love.
25:30Or, I mean, hear me out.
25:34A fling?
25:35Okay.
25:36Uh, flings have just not been super successful for you, historically speaking.
25:42No, what are you talking about?
25:43I can fling.
25:44Uh.
25:45I can!
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay, well maybe that was my mistake.
25:55I don't need to date someone.
25:57I just need a distraction.
26:00The fuck, buddy.
26:02Okay, you know I love you.
26:04And I think you're perfect.
26:05And I will support you no matter what.
26:08But you, Allie Hayes, are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know.
26:12I'm a team boyfriend.
26:13Team boyfriend.
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes.
26:17You want to tell a guy about your day and meet his mom and...
26:21Watch him run a 5K.
26:22And then complain about having to watch him run a 5K.
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race.
26:28Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard.
26:29But whether you move on or you get back together with him...
26:34Bottom line is, I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Allie.
26:39Just know that and believe that.
26:41And totally ignore this giant duffel I am hacking to abandon you yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me.
26:49You're going to have super hot sex all night with a guy who loves you.
26:56But you're not taking that.
26:58It's mine.
27:05Maybe all you can eat was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie?
27:10Saw you guys on fifth line.
27:11Is Jules?
27:13They're everywhere.
27:14Like God.
27:15We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh, wow.
27:17You really splurged, G.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh.
27:21Then...
27:22rescinded.
27:23Heh.
27:24So...
27:25How was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:29Yeah, it was...
27:29It was fun.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Family.
27:36Sucks.
27:38Um...
27:38Did you at least get that signed jersey for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit.
27:43Uh, not this year.
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program.
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year.
27:52Logan was a Lil Kane.
27:55Oh, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue fell through.
27:59Yeah, they double booked.
28:00I'm trying to figure it out.
28:01Hey, we were really, uh, counting on that Phil donation.
28:05I...
28:05I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that.
28:09Okay, big shot.
28:10You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I didn't mean...
28:13I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:21That's...
28:22Really?
28:22Yeah, I can run it by Della.
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:31I'll keep you my dirty little secret
28:34Dirty little secret
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
28:41Just another regret
28:42And hope that you can keep it
28:44I'll tell you a little secret
28:46I'll tell you a little secret
28:48I'll tell you a little secret
28:49Who has to know?
28:53Who has to know?
28:57Who has to know?
28:59Who has to know?
29:00Who has to know?
29:04Who has to know?
29:04Who has to know?
29:05Who has to know?
29:05Who has to know?
29:05Who has to know?
29:08Who has to know?
29:19look at him doesn't get any better looking than that and he's single ladies
29:24and we've already raised two thousand bucks for those little canes but we want to raise
29:28a hell of a lot more for those guys so get drunk hit up our silent auction and get some
29:31cool
29:32sadly the photo booth is out of order but there's still a lot of fun to be had the
29:37band is taking requests so scan those qr codes and let them know what songs you want to hear
29:41all right you guys ready let's have some fun
29:56so what'd you think very little secret that was mine subtle just reminding you in case you forgot
30:04i can't keep a secret i get that you're worried but there's no reason we can't just keep doing
30:08what we've been doing looking up all over campus having fun
30:14just meet me in the bathroom and let's say five minutes you're delusional everyone we know is
30:18here and i'm not that kind of girl but you want to be
30:28take these to your boys for the record i am not delusional
30:36i just know what i want go
30:44you see how quick they are they're going to capitalize on mistakes okay control is
30:48king tucker you cannot let them get a step on you not a single one no no no graham i'm
30:52not
30:52having this put that thing away we have saint hayes tomorrow we don't go to bars to gripe and
30:59moan about hockey we go to bars to score okay what the is wrong with your people fellas thank the
31:04lord beau tell them to stop talking hockey please oh no no keep keep talking hockey
31:09shit that's why i came over here why puck bunnies 11 o'clock
31:29you need more pigs in a blanket not pins and that really doesn't bother you
31:36you know i trust garrett and the puck bunnies are actually kind of cool yeah you know what they
31:44want god it's so hot and so who knows what they want if you really want to fling i think
31:50you should
31:50go for it you think yeah you're single embrace that just pick someone who will never catch feelings for
31:57you someone down for anything like the anti sean yeah and you make a good point yeah someone with zero
32:03expectations who just want sex just sex
32:09all right all right we got another request someone goes out to maverick
32:22check it out going out on a late night looking tight feeling nice it's a clock fight i can tell
32:29i just
32:30know that it's going down tonight i love a throwback right
32:53keep your drink just give me the money
33:15keep your drink
33:17you can say what you want to your boyfriend
33:23just let me have my fun tonight
33:29Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around.
33:32Any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat.
33:35I don't want any girl.
33:40Well, guess you're stuck with your hand.
33:56Nice.
33:59Is next one for fans of One Direction?
34:01Hey, Wosie.
34:04I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets.
34:06You're not listening to GHA over there talking strategy.
34:09GHA?
34:10Uh, General Hardass.
34:13What's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:15St. Anthony's.
34:17Ever since they beat Eastwood, they've been gunning for our top spot in the conference.
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a 10-game streak.
34:23So they're close.
34:24If we lose, they'll be number one in the conference.
34:27Shit.
34:29That's what's in his head right now.
34:30But there's nothing we can do about that tonight.
34:33We need people drunk and happy and spending money.
34:36Can you help?
34:38Aye, aye, can.
34:41Thanks.
34:42And, uh, thanks for all this.
34:48What are friends for?
34:57This is where at least we will spend the first week.
35:00I mean, the zone is suffocating, don't we?
35:01Uh, a little bird told me that you freshmen need to get off your asses and go sell some raffle
35:06tickets.
35:06It's Logan.
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan.
35:12Okay, this is a party.
35:14And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun.
35:17So is winning.
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain, so I'm stepping up.
35:23Well, others have suggested you might be boring everyone to death.
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan.
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him.
35:32It's sweet.
35:32Sweet doesn't win games.
35:34Yeah, yeah, I heard carbs are good, though.
35:43Happy to talk to him, yeah?
35:47Uh, yeah, no, soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be like Justin.
35:52I don't like your lyrics or our song, which, by the way, used to be about you,
35:57but I don't have a crush on you anymore, so I really don't know what it should be about.
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze.
36:06Well, maybe we work on boarding on that.
36:08Yeah.
36:13Okay, party people.
36:15A few of our silent auction items are currently going for way under value.
36:19So if you act fast, you could get them for a steal.
36:22A steal.
36:23Now, um, I know there are mostly Boston fans in the house.
36:27That's right.
36:29And as a born and bred New Yorker, I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate existence
36:33that nobody...
36:34New York?
36:35Get out of here.
36:37Hey, Della, we love you, but this one, this one, this one's part of the family.
36:44I have box seats to a New York Rangers game and a meet-and-greet with the legend himself, Phil
36:50Graham!
36:54Yeah, so don't be cheap.
36:55It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for all the beautiful, beautiful televisions.
37:01And that's right, Rangers fans, I'm looking at you.
37:03Gary.
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:07Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp.
37:09Thanks.
37:10Hey.
37:13What the hell, dude?
37:14He just donated.
37:15Did you call my dad?
37:16Look, Phil gives something every year.
37:19All right?
37:19You obviously just didn't ask him right.
37:22That's not...
37:24He's...
37:24A self-centered, pompous asshole?
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab for the fifth time.
37:28I get it.
37:29Okay?
37:30But who cares, all right?
37:31It's for a good cause.
37:32You don't know what you're talking about.
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call him.
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do is think about what you want.
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question.
37:43Because these kids need the money.
37:45I needed the money.
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here.
37:49It's not all about money.
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it.
37:53Back for a second set.
37:55Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for After Hours.
38:02All right, we're going to take a break from requests.
38:05I'm going to play something brand new for you.
38:07It's an original.
38:08Written with the one and only Hannah Wells.
38:19You didn't tell me he was going to sing your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know.
38:25Shh.
38:26Hey, well, on the bright side, you're about to find out if it's any good.
38:29Maybe people will love it.
38:30Back to sleep behind your glasses
38:33In a haze yellow world
38:36I'm going.
38:37Alone enough for me to ask you
38:39Alone enough to feel the hurt
38:43Echoes weaving through the walls here
38:45Keeping secrets in the night
38:48We are indivisible
38:51Together we're a number of mine
38:54The dawns
38:58The glow of someone's eyes reflect the sky
39:02Until I find out
39:06Sinking into your
39:08Yellow, yellow haze
39:12Bling green as it was
39:14Yellow, yellow rain
39:17What was it all for?
39:20Yellow rain?
39:21I don't know
39:22Like pink?
39:25Sinking into your
39:27Yellow, yellow haze
39:31Yellow, yellow haze
39:32It's catchy
39:33It's catchy
39:37Yellow, yellow haze
39:43Yellow, yellow haze
39:44Yellow, yellow haze
39:45churn
39:46Shrunk
39:49Shrunk
39:51There you are.
39:54What did you think?
39:55What did...
39:56The song is not ready.
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well.
40:02It's supposed to grab people.
40:04Make them feel things.
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it.
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense.
40:10They're poetic.
40:12No, we need to start again.
40:14From the beginning.
40:16No.
40:17What?
40:17Hannah, stop fucking with my head.
40:20I made something I'm proud of.
40:23I performed it.
40:24I put my heart on the line.
40:25You go on and on about how you don't feel it.
40:28How you don't connect.
40:29How the song doesn't sound like you.
40:32Of course it doesn't.
40:34Because you refuse to put yourself in this.
40:37You...
40:37You want to feel something, Hannah?
40:41Try writing your own lyrics.
40:48I'm done.
40:49I'm done.
41:02And in first place...
41:07Grace Ivers.
41:10Please collect your prizes from Della at the bar.
41:14Congratulations to all of our lucky winners tonight.
41:18A lot of people got what they wanted, but...
41:22Not all of us.
41:28So if there's any last minute requests.
41:30Changes of heart.
41:32Remember that the photo booth is...
41:34Out of order.
41:46Okay, yeah.
41:47Goodnight.
41:48Goodnight.
41:49Goodnight.
41:49Goodnight.
41:53He's been weird tonight, right?
41:56So weird.
42:13Change your mind.
42:14No.
42:16Maybe.
42:17Just every time we do this, I feel so...
42:19Amazing.
42:21Bad.
42:21I feel bad.
42:23Guilty.
42:23Wait.
42:24Are you Kathleen?
42:25No.
42:26I'm just a girl.
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels before I can figure out what I'm feeling.
42:30And I can't even do that right now, because this fucking breakup is totally messing with my head.
42:36I don't even know what to think.
42:37Then don't.
42:38Don't think.
42:40Tell me what you want.
42:43And this is not a relationship, okay? No strings, no feelings, just sex.
42:54Just fucking kiss me.
43:05Meet a man in an hour.
43:11You may not get me.
43:14You may not get me.
43:16You may not get me.
43:17How could this didn't lie?
43:20Everything I see.
43:23From the rose to the...
43:26This is a party.
43:29Parties are supposed to be fun.
43:31Are you even fun?
43:32Not really.
43:33You?
43:34Yeah, not really.
43:36Justin and I broke up?
43:37Oh, not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend about another guy.
43:41I have two weeks to write another song.
43:44There's plenty of time.
43:47You and Logan going to be okay?
43:49We'll be fine.
43:51Yesterday when he asked about your dad, it could have been an opening to tell him.
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving, what you told me.
44:02Phil's a dick.
44:04Logan knows that.
44:05Everybody does.
44:06That's all they have to know.
44:08Yeah, well, what happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:10When I win, he nods, and when I lose, he says nothing.
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore.
44:17I think you should tell someone.
44:20Jensen, Logan, they care about you.
44:23I don't need them to know.
44:26That's why I have you.
44:29I trust you.
44:36You want to go home?
44:37I wish.
44:38I told Della I'd oversee clean up.
44:40And I really should get started on the song.
44:43Okay, you go.
44:44I'm going to stay at my place tonight.
44:46You sure?
44:46Yeah.
44:47I could get some sleep for the game tomorrow.
44:50Big scary game against big scary St. A's.
44:53You scared the shit out of them, you know?
44:56Look how hard they're trying to please you.
44:58Oh, they're not trying to please me.
44:59They're trying to win.
45:01Which you will.
45:02See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says,
45:06I heart diagram.
45:07Might be kind of hard to spot you.
45:08There are a lot of those signs.
45:10I hate you.
45:12I love you, too.
45:15See you tomorrow.
45:16Yeah.
45:17All right.
45:18I love you, too.
45:21I love you, too.
45:23I love you, too.
45:27I love you, too.
45:29I love you, too.
45:30I love you, too.
45:32I love you, too.
45:33I love you, too.
45:35I love you, too.
45:36I love you, too.
45:36I love you, too.
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45:36I love you, too.
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