00:00Back at it again, baby, and we got the brother Long Beach Griffey.
00:04Let's dive in.
00:06Hey, what's cracking, nigga?
00:07Listen, I just got off a meeting with the UN.
00:10I'm about to buy the core.
00:13Yeah, nigga, we gonna own the center of the earth.
00:16Yeah.
00:17Hey, Elon.
00:19It's big Elon Crip now.
00:21What's cracking with you?
00:22Hey, hold on real quick.
00:26It's big Elon.
00:27What's cracking?
00:30Hey, yo, big Elon.
00:32Hey, I'm about to use that, too.
00:35I'm gonna add him on Twitter.
00:36Hey, yo, big Elon.
00:39Hey, Elon.
00:40It's big Elon Crip now.
00:42What's cracking with you?
00:43Hey, hold on real quick.
00:44Yo, R. Kelly, I'm gonna hit you later.
00:46All right, bro.
00:46R. Kelly.
00:47Yo, what's up?
00:48You're a fucking piece of shit, man.
00:51Buying Twitter for $40 billion when half of that could save homelessness and end world hunger.
00:58You could save the world, man.
01:00What?
01:02Ironically, I'm not here to save the earth, nigga.
01:05I'm here to smoke weed, get money, and fuck bitches in space.
01:11Buying Twitter was just a flex.
01:13There are 100 homeless people in the world, and you'd rather spend your money on an app?
01:19The app, bitch.
01:20Get it right.
01:21And why would I give my money to homeless niggas?
01:24So they could spend all my money on crack.
01:28Stealing bicycles and buying egg McMuffins?
01:31Fuck it.
01:32You don't care about the homeless?
01:34Y'all don't even care about homeless niggas.
01:36Or poor people, for that matter.
01:39Until it has something to do with somebody rich.
01:44Rich people will not fix your broke-ass problems.
01:50They won't.
01:51They won't.
01:51You're rich.
01:52You have the power to make a change.
01:56We all individually have the power to make changes.
02:00But are you willing to put in the work to make that change?
02:04That's the difference.
02:05Most people aren't.
02:07Will not fix your broke-ass problems.
02:10They won't.
02:11You're rich.
02:13You have the power to make a change.
02:18Rich people are not obligated to spend their own money on broke-ass, poor-ass, less fortunate-ass,
02:29niggas like you.
02:30Go get some bitches, bro.
02:32And also, I am making change.
02:35I just made a Tesla that can run off of pure imagination alone.
02:40How many niggas you know doing that?
02:43None of their names is Big Elon Cripp.
02:45Stop playing with me.
02:46Louis Vuitton back.
02:47Bitch.
02:49Tax write-off.
02:50But you have money.
02:53Bitch.
02:55Tax write-off.
03:00Business expense.
03:02Business expense.
03:03You know, I had to have the bag to carry around my business laptop.
03:06So, you know, it's a business expense.
03:09Tax write-off.
03:10You know?
03:12Appreciate you.
03:13Tell me Louis Vuitton back.
03:14Bitch.
03:16Tax write-off.
03:17But you have money.
03:19Rich people are supposed to help poor people.
03:22How come y'all only care about social issues when they're trending on the internet?
03:26What?
03:27Y'all only care about issues when they're trending.
03:30It's not about me.
03:31It's about you.
03:32Huh?
03:33Oh.
03:33Dad?
03:34Oh.
03:34Tell me you understand.
03:35You're here.
03:35Now, all of this selective outrage, just to forget in two days.
03:39Y'all gonna forget about this and not talk about it in two days.
03:42It's about you.
03:42Ooh.
03:44Y'all gonna forget about this and you ain't gonna be talking about it in two days.
03:48That's facts.
03:50That's facts.
03:51You know?
03:51Social justice warriors come out the woodworks when something is trending and then they fade
03:55away into obscurity, you know, a few days later.
03:59It's crazy how that works.
04:01Every time.
04:02Oh.
04:04Outrage.
04:05Outrage.
04:05Outrage.
04:06And, you know, a few days, a week later.
04:10Total silence.
04:12Anyway, shout out, shout out to, uh, I almost called him the brother Elon.
04:16Sheesh.
04:18Almost called Long Beach Griffey Elon.
04:21Man, shout out to Long Beach Griffey, man.
04:23Always providing some, some good entertainment.
04:26Original link is in the description.
04:27Make sure y'all go check him out.
04:28Leave him a like.
04:29Show him that we appreciate him.
04:31All right?
04:31But, like, share, comment, and of course, hit that subscribe button if you're new.
04:37Peace and love.
04:38I'm out.
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