00:06What happened?
00:12Oh my god.
00:19Looks like we're not getting paid.
00:23Wipers! Wipers! Get it off!
00:33How the hell is this dude still alive?
00:36He is not a dude.
00:38You're a dude.
00:40This...
00:41This is a man.
00:43A handsome, muscular man.
00:46I'm muscular.
00:47Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.
00:50Yeah, right.
00:51It's true, Quill. You have put on weight.
00:53What?
00:56Kimora, do you think I'm...
01:00He is anxious.
01:02Angry.
01:03He feels tremendous loss and guilt.
01:07It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
01:10Wow.
01:11This is a real wake-up call for me.
01:13Okay.
01:13I'm gonna get a Bowflex.
01:15I'm gonna commit.
01:16I'm gonna get some dumbbells.
01:17You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?
01:19It's like his muscles are made of catati metal fibers.
01:22Stop massaging his muscles.
01:25Wake him up.
01:30Wake?
01:48Who the hell are you guys?
01:53The entire time I knew Thanos, he only ever had one goal.
01:57To bring balance to the universe by wiping out half of all life.
02:01He used to kill people planet by planet, massacre by massacre.
02:06Including my own.
02:07If he gets all six Infinity Stones, he can do it with the snap of his fingers like this.
02:13You seem to know a great deal about Thanos.
02:16Kimora.
02:17Who's the daughter of Thanos?
02:23Your father killed my brother.
02:26Oh, boy.
02:27Stepfather.
02:28Technically, she hates him as much as you do.
02:35Families can be tough.
02:36Before my father died, he told me that I had a half-sister that he imprisoned in hell.
02:42Then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye, so I had to kill her.
02:47That's life there was now, I guess.
02:49Round and round, and I feel your pain.
02:52I feel your pain as well, because, I mean, it's not a competition, but I've been through
02:57a lot.
02:57My father killed my mother, and then I had to kill my father.
03:01That was hard.
03:02Probably even harder than having to kill a sister.
03:05Plus, I came out with both my eyes, which was...
03:08I need a hammer, not a spoon.
03:12How do I open this thing?
03:13There's some sort of, uh, little four-digit code, maybe.
03:17Maybe, uh, maybe a birthday.
03:18Uh, what are you doing?
03:20Taking your pod.
03:23No, you're not.
03:25You will not be taking our pod today, sir.
03:30Uh, well, are you making your voice deeper?
03:35No, you are.
03:37You're imitating the God-man.
03:40It's weird.
03:40No, I'm not.
03:41He just did it again.
03:43This is my voice.
03:50You mocking me?
03:51Are you mocking me?
03:53Stop it.
03:53You just didn't do it again.
03:55He's trying to copy it.
03:57You just stopped doing it.
03:58He's doing it first.
03:59We need to stop Thanos, which means we need to find out where he's going next.
04:03Nowhere.
04:04He must be going somewhere.
04:06No, no.
04:07Nowhere?
04:08It's a place.
04:09We've been there.
04:10It sucks.
04:11Excuse me, that's our food.
04:13Not anymore.
04:15Thor, why would he go to nowhere?
04:18Because for years, the reality stone's been safely stored there with a man called the
04:22Collector.
04:23If it's with the Collector, then it's not safe.
04:25Only an idiot would give that man a stone.
04:26Or a genius.
04:27How do you know he's not going for one of the other stones?
04:30There are six stones out there.
04:33Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar.
04:39He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people.
04:44The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth.
04:47They're with the Avengers.
04:48The Avengers?
04:48The Earth's mightiest heroes.
04:50Like Kevin Bacon?
04:51He may be on the team.
04:52I don't know.
04:53I haven't been there in a while.
04:54As for the Soul Stone, well, no one's ever seen that.
04:56No one even knows where it is.
04:58Therefore, Thanos can't get it.
04:59Therefore, he's going to nowhere, hence he'll be getting the Reality Stone.
05:04You're welcome.
05:05Then we have to go to nowhere now.
05:06Wrong.
05:08Where we have to go is Nidavilea.
05:11That's a made-up word.
05:12What words are made-up?
05:13Nidavilea is real?
05:14Seriously?
05:16I mean, that place is a legend.
05:17They make the most powerful, horrific weapons never torment the universe.
05:21I would very much like to go there, please.
05:23The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you.
05:26Rabbit?
05:26Only Yitri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need.
05:29Why shoot me on the captain, sir?
05:31You're very perceptive.
05:32You seem like a noble leader.
05:33Will you join me on my quest, Nidavilea?
05:35Let me just ask the captain.
05:36Oh, wait a second.
05:37It's me.
05:38Yeah, I'll go.
05:39Wonderful.
05:40Uh, except for that I'm the captain.
05:41Quiet.
05:42That's my backpack.
05:43Go sit down.
05:44Look, this is my ship.
05:46And I'm not going to...
05:48Wait, what kind of weapon are we talking about here?
05:51The Thanos killing kind.
05:53Don't you think that we should all have a weapon like that?
05:55No.
05:55You simply lack the strength to wield them.
05:57Your bodies would crumple as your minds collapsed into madness.
05:59Is it weird that I want to do it even more now?
06:01A little bit.
06:02If we don't go to nowhere and Thanos retrieves another stone, he'll be too powerful to stop.
06:07He already is.
06:08I got it figured out.
06:10We got two ships and a large assault man of morons.
06:13So me and group will go with the pirate angel here.
06:16And the morons will go to nowhere to try to stop Thanos.
06:19Cool?
06:20Cool.
06:21So cool.
06:22For the record.
06:23I know that you're only going with him because it's where Thanos isn't.
06:26You know, you really shouldn't talk that way to your captain, Quill.
06:31Come on, group.
06:33Put that game down.
06:34You're right, you're brave.
06:39I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.
06:42Bye.
06:43Bye.
06:58Fizz?
06:59Is it the stone again?
07:02It's as if it's speaking to me.
07:04What does it say?
07:06I don't know.
07:09It's something.
07:11Hey.
07:22Tell me what you feel.
07:32I just feel you.
07:43So there's a 10 a.m. to Glasgow to give us more time together before he went back.
07:47What if I missed that train?
07:49There's an 11.
07:50What if I missed all the trains?
07:54What if this time I didn't go back?
07:56But you gave Stark your word.
07:57I'd rather give it to you.
07:58Well, there are people who were expecting me, too.
08:00You know, we both made promises.
08:02Not to each other.
08:04Wanda.
08:06For two years, we stormed these moments, trying to see if this could work.
08:10And I don't know.
08:11I, but, you know what?
08:13I'm just going to speak for myself.
08:14I, I, I think, I, I think.
08:17It works.
08:17It works.
08:18It works.
08:19It works.
08:22Stay.
08:24Stay with me.
08:30I don't know if I'm overstepping.
08:40What are they?
08:42What the stone was warning me about.
08:48Stay with me.
08:55I have to go.
08:56No, Vision.
08:58Vision, if that's true, then, then maybe going isn't the best idea.
09:03Why not?
09:05No!
09:15No!
09:17No!
09:18No!
09:19No!
09:20No!
09:20No!
09:23No!
09:23No!
09:24No!
09:34The blade.
09:35It stopped me from phasing.
09:38Is that even possible?
09:39This is supposed to be my sister's alive.
09:43I'm beginning to think we should have stayed in bed.
09:49Hey!
09:59Give up the stone.
10:01And she lives.
10:06No!
10:13No!
10:16No!
10:17No!
10:18No!
10:19No!
10:19No!
10:19No!
10:19No!
10:40Hands off.
10:44Oh no.
10:46Oh no.
10:47Oh no.
10:48Oh no.
10:48Oh no.
10:48Oh no!
10:57Come on, come on.
11:00We gotta get up.
11:01We gotta get up, come on.
11:05We have to go.
11:09Please, please.
11:10You asked me to stay.
11:13I'm staying.
11:23I'm staying.
11:54I'm staying.
12:25I'm staying.
12:26Get up.
12:27Again.
12:27We don't want to kill you, but we will.
12:30You'll never get the chance again.
12:48Can you stand?
12:55Thank you, guys.
12:59Let's get you on the jet.
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