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00:00:16Sebastian, Sebastian, stop pouting.
00:00:20Sorry.
00:00:21I'm such a dope.
00:00:23You are not a dope.
00:00:26You are just misguided.
00:00:28All the reports from your teachers said the same thing.
00:00:31Sebastian would make an exceptional student if only he would follow orders.
00:00:37I can't believe you fed the school hamster an overdose of Viagra.
00:00:41I was testing the reproductive system for a science experiment, and I wanted to see how big...
00:00:45Enough! Enough!
00:00:49Fortunately for you, you are moving to a new town.
00:00:51You will have a chance to start anew.
00:00:54It's time to shape up.
00:00:57Speaking of shaping up, how's Mrs. Freeman doing?
00:01:01I see she's lost some weight.
00:01:03She looks good.
00:01:05I gotta tell you, it's a really great thing she's doing for the community.
00:01:09Censoring books and all.
00:01:11That catcher in her eye novel really screwed me up.
00:01:14Mrs. Freeman knows what's best for young minds.
00:01:17Which comes to my point.
00:01:20I was wondering what you planned on doing with my file.
00:01:23It's not very favorable and...
00:01:25And you'd prefer if I didn't forward it to your new school.
00:01:30I thought long and hard about it.
00:01:34And I decided to send it.
00:01:35I mean, if you really changed, you'll rise above your past mistakes.
00:01:40How can I ever thank you, sir?
00:01:42Well, you have got a plane to catch and I have got some work to do.
00:01:47So, just remember, Sebastian...
00:01:54The future is what you make of it.
00:01:56The future is what I make of it.
00:01:58The future is what I make of it.
00:02:01Got it.
00:02:04I'll never forget you, sir.
00:02:05No.
00:02:06Yeah, yeah.
00:02:07Right.
00:02:07Right.
00:02:11You pansy.
00:02:20Dad Freeman.
00:02:21What the fuck have you done to me, you fucking asshole?
00:02:24What's wrong, pumpkin?
00:02:25Have you seen my picture in the school yearbook?
00:02:28Um, yes.
00:02:29You look wonderful.
00:02:31Wonderful.
00:02:32I'm naked, you fucking idiot!
00:02:34Fuck.
00:02:35I'm the laughingstock of the community!
00:02:37How could you have let this happen, you weasley little piece of shit!
00:02:42You'll pay for this!
00:02:44Ed!
00:02:47Ed!
00:02:48I hate you!
00:02:50Ed!
00:02:54Sebastian!
00:02:56Sebastian!
00:02:58Sebastian!
00:02:59Sebastian!
00:03:01Sebastian!
00:03:01Sebastian!
00:03:01Don't think you are gonna get away with this, son.
00:03:03So where are you heading?
00:03:04I'm going to be on your permanent...
00:03:05In New York City.
00:03:06In New York City.
00:03:06Isn't that fine if you're going straight to your new school?
00:03:08For you?
00:03:09You are finished!
00:03:12Sebastian!
00:03:13Sebastian!
00:03:14Bye-bye!
00:03:16Sebastian!
00:03:17Sebastian!
00:03:20He's out.
00:03:25Sebastian!
00:03:42He's in the war!
00:03:46Guys!
00:03:49I believe I'm a widow
00:03:54I don't care
00:03:57The snow
00:04:01Bones in the air
00:04:03Ambassador Belmont?
00:04:04Yeah?
00:04:05I'll take care of the driver, sir.
00:04:07Your family's expecting me.
00:04:09Which apartment?
00:04:11The whole building, sir.
00:04:13Of course.
00:04:15Of course, I think.
00:04:17Of course, I think.
00:04:17Of course, I think.
00:04:21Of course, I think.
00:04:35Of course, I think.
00:04:39Sebastian Belmont, to see you, sir.
00:04:42Ah, good to see you again, son.
00:04:44It's good to see you, too, Dad.
00:04:48How's your mother?
00:04:49Oh, uh, Dr. Rabaport thinks she's gonna be in rehab for the long haul.
00:04:54Thanks for taking me in.
00:04:56You know, foster homes just aren't my thing.
00:04:57Think nothing of it.
00:05:00Man, you really hit the motherland this time, Pops.
00:05:03Sebastian, I would like you to meet the love of my life.
00:05:08This is Tiffany.
00:05:11Well, it's a pleasure to finally meet you.
00:05:14I see you have your father's beautiful blue eyes.
00:05:19My precious little kitty you have.
00:05:24Would you like it better?
00:05:26Some other time.
00:05:28Sebastian, come meet Katherine.
00:05:34I've heard so much about you.
00:05:36Welcome to the family.
00:05:40I've always wanted a brother, but they were all sold out of them at Bloomingdale's.
00:05:46Is that a real Steinway?
00:05:47I wouldn't play anything else.
00:05:49May I?
00:05:50Be my guest.
00:05:51Katherine is an exquisite pianist, Sebastian.
00:05:54Really?
00:05:59Cute.
00:06:14I think it needs a tunic.
00:06:19Mother, Sebastian must be famished.
00:06:22Shouldn't we check on dinner?
00:06:23I think that's a wonderful idea.
00:06:28I'm so excited you'll be starting Manchester with me tomorrow, Sebastian.
00:06:32It's a wonderful institution with wonderful teachers.
00:06:35Wonderful.
00:06:36Katherine is president of the student body, Sebastian.
00:06:39Let's not forget president of the French club.
00:06:41Oui.
00:06:42I live for extracurricular activities.
00:06:45Student body president.
00:06:47I thought you were a sophomore.
00:06:48I am.
00:06:49I believe one should not be hampered in achieving one's goals simply by the paltriness of one's years.
00:06:55You mean dearth?
00:06:57Excuse me?
00:06:59Well, paltriness implies insignificance, but really it's your lack of age that shouldn't hamper you from achieving your goals.
00:07:07Careful with those SAT words. They can be deadly.
00:07:13Isn't Katherine just the best, son?
00:07:16Yeah, she's a real peach dad.
00:07:19I love you, stepdaddy.
00:07:23Um, I'm a little tired from all the travel. Do you mind if I turn in?
00:07:28Not at all.
00:07:29I know you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
00:07:32I'll show you to your room.
00:07:37Hey, do not fuck.
00:07:44So, he outdoes you at piano. He outdoes you at vocabulary. I guess I overestimated you. And don't sulk. It's
00:07:56a sign of weakness.
00:07:58yes mother
00:08:02no everything's fine
00:08:03I was just checking up on you mom
00:08:06look I promised I'd take care of you right
00:08:09well I'm gonna talk to dad
00:08:10and get you into a better facility
00:08:12it's the least he can do
00:08:17I love you too
00:08:31what the let's get something straight
00:08:32I may not have fooled you
00:08:34but I've got a great thing going with the rentals
00:08:36I don't have a curfew
00:08:38they never bother me about my homework
00:08:39and I've got a five figure allowance
00:08:41no one and I mean no one
00:08:43is about to threaten my cushy lifestyle
00:08:45especially not some two bit
00:08:47hit loser
00:08:48I don't want to hear it
00:08:50now ask for school
00:08:52you stay out of my face and we'll get along just fine
00:08:55but if you cross me once
00:08:57I'll bury your sorry ass
00:08:59understood
00:09:01right
00:09:02I'm glad we could have this little discussion
00:09:07hmm
00:09:07not bad
00:09:15when I get my hands on you
00:09:17I'm gonna get out of you
00:09:21I'm gonna choke out
00:09:23the way you irritate me
00:09:27what's the matter
00:09:28this collar's too tight
00:09:30oh
00:09:31I guess you're only used to wearing mess shirts where you come from
00:09:34hmm
00:09:37more SAT vocabulary builders
00:09:39for your information this happens to be my orientation speech
00:09:44who are you orienting
00:09:45please be more stupid
00:09:48I am the student body president
00:09:51ivy league schools eat this extracurricular crap up for supper
00:09:55you do know what an ivy league school is
00:10:09stop
00:10:12gordon anderson
00:10:13gordon anderson
00:10:14i'm good
00:10:18do me a favor
00:10:19pretend you don't know me
00:10:20you said
00:10:21i don't know me
00:10:23i looked up to you
00:10:24i even can find it
00:10:27didn't see the man inside of you
00:10:31oh
00:10:33forever
00:10:34divided
00:10:53my god
00:10:55you're beautiful
00:10:58excuse me
00:11:00oh
00:11:01i said you were beautiful
00:11:03thank you
00:11:07excuse me but what did you mean by that remark
00:11:12what remark
00:11:13that i'm beautiful
00:11:15well aren't you
00:11:17oh yeah
00:11:18i
00:11:18no
00:11:19no
00:11:20that
00:11:20that's
00:11:23never mind
00:11:27you're very strange
00:11:30i know
00:11:35are you here to see the headmaster
00:11:36yeah
00:11:38i heard he's a total joke
00:11:40i wouldn't know
00:11:43what house was he now
00:11:50i must say that in all my years in education i have never seen a file quite like this
00:11:554.0 gpa
00:11:58president of several clubs
00:11:59all-star snowboarding for your county
00:12:03as well as several glowing letters from your teachers including your former principal
00:12:08we were very close he and i sir
00:12:11yes it's most impressive
00:12:13thank you
00:12:14perhaps
00:12:16a little too impressive
00:12:19thank you
00:12:21that aside
00:12:22i'm sure an enterprising young man like yourself
00:12:25would be a welcome addition here at manchester
00:12:29thank you sir
00:12:31come in
00:12:35you have a few grammaticals but nothing reprehensible
00:12:39thank you honey
00:12:44sebastian i'd like you to meet my daughter
00:12:45danielle
00:12:46you're both in the same class
00:12:47you look familiar
00:12:49have we met
00:12:50uh no i
00:12:52i don't think so
00:12:54are you sure
00:12:56must have met someone else
00:12:58well i better get going
00:12:59it was very nice meeting you sir
00:13:01ma'am
00:13:05good luck sebastian
00:13:06thank you sir
00:13:15he seems like a nice kid
00:13:16don't you think
00:13:18i'll see
00:13:42we will now hear from your new student body president
00:13:45katherine murtoy
00:13:52fellow students
00:13:54faculty
00:13:55administrators and custodians
00:13:58i would personally like to welcome each and every one of you to what i think will be manchester's proudest
00:14:06year
00:14:07she is such an inspiration
00:14:08i consider each and every one of you members of my manchester prep family
00:14:33are you all right sorry
00:14:35sorry
00:14:36i consider each and every one of you members of my manchester prep are you all right sorry
00:14:45happens when i get nervous
00:14:46i guess i just need a bubble gum fix
00:14:49keep going
00:14:51you're doing great
00:14:54thanks
00:14:55once again as i was saying i consider each and every one of you members of my manchester prep family
00:15:05with that said i feel it is our responsibility to reach out and accept all new students
00:15:25thank you
00:15:28hello
00:15:28Oh, Daniel.
00:15:30He's got it, man, he's got it.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:36Daniel!
00:15:40Daniel!
00:15:42Daniel!
00:15:43Daniel!
00:15:45Bravo!
00:15:47Daniel!
00:15:51Daniel, you got it.
00:16:01Right.
00:16:03Sparing me the cliff note synopsis,
00:16:06who can tell me what this means?
00:16:10Mr. Winkler?
00:16:12Jekyll is a doctor,
00:16:14and he developed this potion
00:16:16that transformed him into Edward Hyde.
00:16:18His evil side.
00:16:20My gosh.
00:16:22Did that answer suck?
00:16:25Now, come on.
00:16:26I know you've got it in you.
00:16:28What themes can be discussed here?
00:16:33Ms. Sherman.
00:16:34I think Stevenson is talking about the duality of man.
00:16:37Man has both good and evil in him.
00:16:40If man cannot suppress his evil instincts,
00:16:43he is inevitably doomed.
00:16:44Wrong.
00:16:45Care to elaborate on that?
00:16:48Nowhere in the novel does Stevenson mention good over evil.
00:16:51In fact, it's just the opposite.
00:16:52Jekyll loved Hyde so much that he protected him from the world.
00:16:56He protected Hyde so he wouldn't hurt people.
00:16:58Please.
00:16:59He loved hurting people.
00:17:00Then why does Jekyll kill himself at the end?
00:17:02Where does it say that in the book?
00:17:03At the end.
00:17:04Mr. Utterson found his body.
00:17:06Utterson was idiotic.
00:17:07Your point is idiotic.
00:17:09All right, all right.
00:17:10Break it up, you two.
00:17:13Wow.
00:17:14Am I losing my mind or did we just witness an intellectual debate in this classroom?
00:17:19Although I disagree with your conclusions, Mr. Valmont,
00:17:22I do appreciate your warped point of view.
00:17:25As for you, Ms. Sherman,
00:17:26I think you could be a little more tolerant of other people's opinions.
00:17:32Hey, fellas, welcome back.
00:17:34Hey, Renee, good to see you.
00:17:36Assistant Headmaster Mueller!
00:17:41Assistant Headmaster Mueller!
00:17:49Steve.
00:17:51I thought I told you not to call me by my first name.
00:17:54We need to talk.
00:17:55Well, can we do it later?
00:17:55I'm a little busy right now.
00:17:58It's not that.
00:18:00I said we need to talk.
00:18:02What is it?
00:18:07Do you see something wrong?
00:18:09I have Jim.
00:18:10You know I loathe Jim.
00:18:12Weemer toys do not like to perspire.
00:18:14What is this Weemer toys nonsense?
00:18:16You're a student.
00:18:17Try acting like one.
00:18:18Excuse me?
00:18:19Look, Catherine, rules are rules.
00:18:21I'm sorry.
00:18:22You're going to Jim.
00:18:23I understand.
00:18:26You do?
00:18:27Yes.
00:18:29But it's a bit strange,
00:18:31because isn't it against the rules for someone of your age to seduce a minor
00:18:35like you did to me this summer in the Hamptons?
00:18:38Now, you know that's not entirely true.
00:18:40It was you.
00:18:42Who seduced me?
00:18:43You know, you're right.
00:18:46It was me who seduced you.
00:18:48But then again, who will the school board believe?
00:18:50It's my word against yours.
00:18:53Think about it, Steve.
00:18:54Something like this could ruin your career.
00:18:57Not to mention your marriage.
00:19:00But I guess if you can bend the rules a little, then so can I.
00:19:09I'll see what I can do.
00:19:10You're the best.
00:19:14You're the best.
00:19:16You're the best.
00:19:28You're the best.
00:19:59This meeting of the Manchester Tribunal will now come to order.
00:20:03Catherine Murtoy, presenting.
00:20:04Thank you, Blaine.
00:20:06Fellow students of affluence and popularity,
00:20:09I welcome you to this year's first meeting of the Manchester Tribunal.
00:20:14As your new leader, I promise to do my best to weed out the geeks,
00:20:18losers and underprivileged,
00:20:20and toss their fat asses out of our school.
00:20:24Yeah, it's perfect.
00:20:37Here's the latest shipment, Mrs. Gagan.
00:20:38Oh, thank you.
00:20:39Could you reshift these for me?
00:20:41Uh-huh.
00:20:42Thanks.
00:21:04Oh, my God.
00:21:06It's a cartoon cop.
00:21:08Hi.
00:21:11Are you all right?
00:21:12You scared me to death.
00:21:18You dropped this.
00:21:20I didn't drop it.
00:21:22Yes, you did.
00:21:23But it's all right.
00:21:24A sexual curiosity is nothing to be ashamed of.
00:21:27I'm not ashamed, and I have a very healthy sexual curiosity.
00:21:32Really?
00:21:35So, what are you doing here?
00:21:36I work here.
00:21:38Well, do you think you can take a 15-minute break and join me for a cup of coffee?
00:21:41I'd love to, but unfortunately, I have a lot of work to do around here.
00:21:46Uh, Mrs. Gagan, do you mind if Danielle joins me for a coffee break?
00:21:50Oh, please, go right ahead.
00:21:52There's nothing to do right now.
00:21:57You don't quit, do you?
00:21:58Whatever happened to be nice to the new kid in school?
00:22:05Fifteen minutes.
00:22:09Go.
00:22:13Next.
00:22:16Michael Keene, freshman, former BMOC of his junior high school.
00:22:20Don't let his bad acne dissuade you, though.
00:22:22His father runs the Coliseum.
00:22:25Let's get him a facial and see if he can score some front-row tickets to the whole concert.
00:22:30Next.
00:22:32Sebastian Valmont, sophomore, son of Edward and Corrine.
00:22:37Go on.
00:22:37I can't.
00:22:38He's a transfer student, and I don't have any more information on him yet.
00:22:42Well, don't you know anything else about him?
00:22:44He is your stepbrother.
00:22:45I've only known him for a day.
00:22:46He's a total loser.
00:22:48I mean, he shops at the Gap.
00:22:50Ew.
00:22:51Stay on him and see what you can find out.
00:22:54Will do.
00:22:55Next.
00:22:56No!
00:22:58Jerry Klayman, freshman, daughter of Hubert and Bunny, annual family income.
00:23:05Well?
00:23:07$850 million.
00:23:09She's rich than Catherine.
00:23:10I heard that.
00:23:14She's a GPA of 1.3, and not only is she a virgin, but she's never even kissed a boy
00:23:19before.
00:23:20Okay.
00:23:20This girl is a walking teletubby just begging to be made an example of.
00:23:25I think I'll oversee this one personally.
00:23:28When I get through with her, she will be the premier slut at Manchester Press.
00:23:36Next order of business, grievances.
00:23:40Yes, Lauren?
00:23:42Well, it appears we're having a bit of trouble with the new school chef.
00:23:46Mr. Washington seems to think that sushi is an inappropriate meal for growing girls and boys.
00:23:54All those in favor of sending Mr. Washington back to his hot dog stand, say aye.
00:23:59Aye.
00:24:00Okay.
00:24:01Bye-bye, Mr. Washington.
00:24:03Hello, Mr. Yakamoto.
00:24:04Hello, Mr. Washington.
00:24:34And everyone thought it would be best if I moved in with my dad.
00:24:38Did you get along with him?
00:24:40I don't really know him.
00:24:42He's on his fourth marriage.
00:24:44To Catherine's mom?
00:24:45Yeah.
00:24:47I know this is rude, but what's it like growing up with all that money?
00:24:53Well, you know, I'm only one day into it.
00:24:57Sorry to disappoint you, my dear, but Richie Rich, I'm not.
00:25:00And I thought I was the only one at Manchester.
00:25:04Never get the feeling you're being watched.
00:25:08Yours?
00:25:09Hers.
00:25:13There you are, silly goose.
00:25:15I've been looking all over for you.
00:25:18Hi, Danielle.
00:25:19How's the used bookstore?
00:25:26Don't let her get to you.
00:25:28She doesn't.
00:25:29Maybe it makes me uncool, but I don't really care what your stepsister thinks of me.
00:25:34Actually, I think that makes you very cool.
00:25:38Well, I better get going.
00:25:40I don't want her to make me hitch a ride home.
00:25:41Thanks for coffee.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:44I'll call you later.
00:25:45But you don't have my number.
00:25:47Don't underestimate me.
00:25:49Don't underestimate Catherine.
00:25:51Let's go.
00:25:53See you.
00:25:54Bye.
00:26:03Nice first day, retard.
00:26:04It was great.
00:26:05This uptight bitch got gum stuck in her hair.
00:26:08Touche.
00:26:13Okay.
00:26:15Hi.
00:26:17Sherry, it's Catherine from school.
00:26:19No, I don't hate you.
00:26:21As a matter of fact, I was just appointed your big sister.
00:26:24Can you come out tonight?
00:26:25It's a school event.
00:26:27Great.
00:26:28I'll pick you up at eight.
00:26:30See you, sweetie.
00:26:31You're going out with the girl who spit gum in your hair?
00:26:33Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
00:26:36No, come on, Catherine.
00:26:38She's just a freshman.
00:26:40Pick on someone your own size.
00:26:41Like you?
00:26:43In due time.
00:26:47So, you have a thing for boring virgins.
00:26:51Danielle is a virgin, you know.
00:26:53Careful, Catherine.
00:26:55I'm better at this than you.
00:26:58You actually have a back phone.
00:27:00Don't push me, Catherine.
00:27:02Anytime you want to start a war.
00:27:04I'll keep it under consideration.
00:27:18Three, six, fifty.
00:27:19Yeah!
00:27:24Good evening, Master Sebastian.
00:27:25And how was your evening jaunt?
00:27:27Not bad, Henry.
00:27:28Not bad at all.
00:27:29Where are the folks?
00:27:30Dinner with the sheep.
00:27:31The cook has your meal ready.
00:27:33Will you be showering before or after dinner, sir?
00:27:36I hadn't really thought about it.
00:27:37Very well.
00:27:38Anything I can do to make your evening more relaxing.
00:27:40Anything at all, just let me know.
00:27:41Thanks, Henry.
00:27:58Please make yourself comfortable.
00:28:00Gunther has prepared a marvelous sweet bread mousse.
00:28:04Mmm.
00:28:12It's like dinner at the Addams family.
00:28:22Guys?
00:28:23Hello?
00:28:25Anyone?
00:28:27Yes, sir.
00:28:28Is everything all right?
00:28:29Um, Henry, I think I'll get something later.
00:28:32Go out or something.
00:28:33Very well.
00:28:34So if you need the card, just let Frederick know.
00:28:36Sure.
00:28:47No, it's not like that at all.
00:28:50Well, of course I miss you.
00:28:52You do?
00:28:53We'll get together very soon.
00:28:55I promise.
00:28:56Okay.
00:28:57What are you wearing?
00:29:01I have to go.
00:29:04I didn't hear your knock.
00:29:05I didn't.
00:29:07That was my accountant on the phone.
00:29:09Wow.
00:29:09Well, you guys must have a really tight relationship.
00:29:14Now, look, son.
00:29:15Don't make me regret taking you in.
00:29:18Well, I see that old habits die hard.
00:29:21Or, in your case, don't die at all.
00:29:23I'm your father.
00:29:24And I demand to be treated with some respect.
00:29:29A man has needs and...
00:29:31Look, Dad, spare me the melodrama.
00:29:33But a word of advice?
00:29:35You got a pretty good thing going here.
00:29:37And I wouldn't screw it up if I were you.
00:29:43You know, Sebastian,
00:29:45I really like these father-son chats.
00:29:49You're a real role model.
00:29:56You're a real role model.
00:29:59Would you sit the fuck down?
00:30:14Thanks, Miss.
00:30:16Shut up, losers.
00:30:39One mineral water.
00:30:42One iced tea.
00:30:45This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea.
00:30:47It's from Long Island.
00:30:48Here, have another.
00:31:04What's the latest, Katherine?
00:31:05Me?
00:31:06As usual.
00:31:07I'd like you to meet Sherry Clann.
00:31:10How's it going, Sherry?
00:31:12I don't know.
00:31:13I don't know.
00:31:14Excuse me.
00:31:15I think we should adjourn to the ladies' room.
00:31:17But I don't have to go.
00:31:19I do.
00:31:20So what do you need my help for?
00:31:22Ow!
00:31:23Want some more?
00:31:24No.
00:31:25Bath night flashing.
00:31:27Right.
00:31:30So, so how do you know he likes me?
00:31:33I can see it in his eyes.
00:31:36If you say so.
00:31:38So what do I do about it?
00:31:40You're going to have to let him fuck you.
00:31:43Yep.
00:31:44But I've never even been to first base with the guy.
00:31:47Well, so we'll start with first base and then we'll move on.
00:31:51Okay.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Okay.
00:32:02Ready?
00:32:03Ready.
00:32:04Ready.
00:32:05Ready.
00:32:06Ready.
00:32:28You idiot.
00:32:29These are $300 pants.
00:32:31I'm sorry.
00:32:32Oh, God.
00:32:34You stupid bitch.
00:32:37You stupid bitch.
00:32:37He hates me.
00:32:43Shhh!
00:32:54Hello?
00:32:55I told you not to underestimate me.
00:32:57You're unbelievable.
00:33:02Oh, come on.
00:33:04The television series match was way better than the movie.
00:33:07If you say so.
00:33:08I do.
00:33:09What time is it?
00:33:10It's 10.30.
00:33:12Oh, my God, we've been talking for over an hour.
00:33:14Ooh, call the police.
00:33:16Ha, ha.
00:33:17Uh, I should get going. Homework.
00:33:20Hey, listen, what are you up to on Saturday?
00:33:22I'm looking for a tour guide.
00:33:24Show me the sights.
00:33:25Oh, I can't. I have plans.
00:33:27Oh, come on.
00:33:28You gotta rescue me from my psycho stepsister,
00:33:31at least for a few hours.
00:33:33Look, don't you think we should take this slower?
00:33:36I mean, you know, I don't really know you and...
00:33:39Take what slow?
00:33:41I wasn't asking you on a date.
00:33:43I just wanted to make a new friend.
00:33:45I know, I wasn't...
00:33:46Man, are you conceited?
00:33:47No, I'm not conceited. It's just that...
00:33:49I have to go.
00:33:53Hello? Hello?
00:33:55Always make an impression.
00:34:00Psycho stepsister?
00:34:01Evening.
00:34:02Evening.
00:34:04Aw, she shot you down.
00:34:06Exactly the opposite.
00:34:08So, what's on the agenda?
00:34:10Matinee of the Lion King?
00:34:13Man, you really have it out for her, don't you?
00:34:15You know, it must really burn your ass that with all your money and your popularity, she still won't have
00:34:21anything to do with you.
00:34:24Face it, Catherine. She's outclassed you.
00:34:26How dare you talk to me like that, you son of a bitch.
00:34:29Well, this has been fun. Unfortunately, I have some work to do and you have to go throw up. After
00:34:36all, it was a very big salad you had for dinner.
00:34:38Have you been spying on me?
00:34:40Oh, my God! I ate a spruton!
00:34:44We'll see who gets the last laugh, brother dear.
00:34:59Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's all my fault. I wasn't thinking. I'll get it. I'll clean it up. I'm so
00:35:08sorry. I'm so on my toe. I'm so on my toe.
00:35:12Stop crying.
00:35:14Just don't tell anyone.
00:35:16What is this, Ben-Hur? Do they beat you here?
00:35:19Please don't tell anyone.
00:35:23Lin Lin, relax.
00:35:26Christ, it's like a fucking Godzilla movie.
00:35:34You pause now the routine?
00:35:36Seduce and destroy.
00:35:39Wow.
00:35:42Shut up.
00:35:49Mmm, very nice.
00:35:51Who the fuck are you?
00:35:53And you!
00:35:54I'm Sarah from Mrs. Gretchen.
00:35:56We had a sleepover at Catherine's and we're running a little late.
00:36:00Do you mind if we share your shower?
00:36:03Um, well, yeah, yeah. Yeah, be my guest.
00:36:12Whew.
00:36:16Ooh, pass me the leaf back.
00:36:19Uh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:36:28Mwah, mwah.
00:36:29Hey.
00:36:30Um.
00:36:33So, uh, what year are you guys?
00:36:36We're seniors.
00:36:38Cool.
00:36:41So how do you like Manchester, Sebastian?
00:36:44It's, uh, it's, uh, it's unbelievably, uh...
00:36:50Unbelievably what?
00:36:51Unbelievably hard.
00:36:53Wow, it certainly is.
00:36:55Rock on. Down, boy.
00:37:01So, uh, you guys' sisters?
00:37:06More like kissing cousins?
00:37:11Whoa!
00:37:12Oh, sis.
00:37:16Slippery when wet.
00:37:22So, you're seeing Danielle Sherman.
00:37:24Who?
00:37:26Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:37:28Try to.
00:37:29She's a sweet girl.
00:37:31You guys would make a great couple.
00:37:34Just too bad you're gonna miss out on all the action.
00:37:38What action?
00:37:39Come on.
00:37:40With the exception of Danielle, Manchester preps a virtual whorehouse.
00:37:45Cool.
00:37:46As the school motto goes, if you don't snort it, suck it.
00:37:52Ooh.
00:37:52Careful.
00:37:55It's bleeds.
00:37:56But you won't have to worry about that, since you'll be dating the headmaster's daughter.
00:38:00No.
00:38:02Guess not.
00:38:03See you on campus.
00:38:05Ring toss.
00:38:06Score.
00:38:07Yes.
00:38:10Thanks for, uh, you know, sharing.
00:38:14Here, sis.
00:38:15I'll draw you off.
00:38:17Thanks.
00:38:17Oh, shit.
00:38:19Oh, shit.
00:38:27Breakfast was late.
00:38:29My skirt is must, and I needed the car last night.
00:38:32I'm sorry, Miss Mertoy.
00:38:34Just...
00:38:34No excuses.
00:38:35Now, just because my mother is out of town does not mean you can slack off.
00:38:39Each lapse, each oversight will be reported.
00:38:43Good.
00:38:43You haven't left.
00:38:46What's this, a dom addressing the troops?
00:38:48Allow me, sir.
00:38:49No, it's all right, Henry.
00:38:51Now, now, sir, pay close attention.
00:38:53The perfect Windsor is an art.
00:38:54Rough night last night?
00:38:56Yeah, I think there was a pee under my mattress.
00:38:59I'll look into it, sir.
00:38:59No, Henry, no.
00:39:00It was great.
00:39:00It was a tent.
00:39:02Can we go now, or do we send Kapoor in our place?
00:39:05I almost forgot.
00:39:06Here are your alliances.
00:39:11What's this?
00:39:12Annual?
00:39:12Semi-annual?
00:39:13Weekly, of course.
00:39:17This is amazing.
00:39:18The leftovers, sir, is what I like to call mad, my friend.
00:39:22Yeah, mad.
00:39:25Unless you use it to make someone happy.
00:39:29For the Windsor, and the advice.
00:39:30Oh, thank you, sir.
00:39:32Thank you very much.
00:39:33Very kind.
00:39:35Tutor me in French?
00:39:36Tutor me in French?
00:39:37Tutor me in French?
00:39:38It didn't count.
00:39:38Oh, my gosh, am I glad I found you?
00:39:40Look, I am flunking French, like Trace flunking it.
00:39:43Last quiz, D minus.
00:39:45Have you been studying?
00:39:46Of course.
00:39:46I study like crazy, but it's just like, it goes in one hole and out the other.
00:39:50Well, I wish I could help you.
00:39:52You can.
00:39:52You can tutor me.
00:39:54Mom said I can pay you, unless that's like too totally insulting.
00:39:57Because, you know, we've got money, and you're the headmaster's daughter, and headmaster's
00:40:00make like zilch.
00:40:02Thanks.
00:40:04Tutor me, please, please.
00:40:05I'll pay you $200 an hour.
00:40:07$200.
00:40:08Stop.
00:40:08Of course I'll tutor you.
00:40:10The money doesn't matter.
00:40:11Going rate will be fine.
00:40:13God, why does everything have to be about money?
00:40:16Because it's cool.
00:40:23You got a phone?
00:40:24Yeah.
00:40:25Oh, wait.
00:40:27I think we're coming from here.
00:40:29I don't have a phone.
00:40:30You do now.
00:40:31Answer me.
00:40:32Oh, my God.
00:40:33So cool.
00:40:34Is it your birthday or something?
00:40:37Hello?
00:40:38You like the phone?
00:40:39I might.
00:40:40It comes with an explanation.
00:40:41It does, actually.
00:40:43I think I may have real feelings for you.
00:40:46It's Sebastian Balmont, isn't it?
00:40:47Just a second, okay?
00:40:49Sorry?
00:40:49Not you.
00:40:50Her.
00:40:50Who's her?
00:40:51Look, I can't do this from a phone.
00:40:53But it's a good phone.
00:40:55Digital.
00:40:56Where are you?
00:40:57You can't be too far.
00:40:58Look down.
00:41:04Oh, it is Sebastian Balmont.
00:41:07Don't move.
00:41:08I'm coming down there.
00:41:15Move, Einstein.
00:41:16Sebastian, where are you?
00:41:20Close your eyes.
00:41:21Why?
00:41:21Just trust me.
00:41:22Close your eyes.
00:41:23It looks silly.
00:41:24Close them now.
00:41:28Sebastian.
00:41:35Danielle, wait!
00:41:42It's like they say, the best laid plans sometimes suck.
00:41:57Miss Matoy.
00:42:02But I'm excused from Jim.
00:42:04Jim, yes.
00:42:05Belle, I know.
00:42:07Well, there must be something I can do to change your mind.
00:42:11I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:42:13Now get your ass to ballet.
00:42:17Miss Derwick.
00:42:20Hmm.
00:42:22I was very clear.
00:42:23If anything was going to continue between us, you had to keep me out of gym and ballet.
00:42:26I can't do anything, all right?
00:42:29Hergrove called me into his office.
00:42:30He's suspicious.
00:42:31I could hear it in his voice.
00:42:32Why do you think that is?
00:42:33Well, I'm not sure.
00:42:35The disciplinary committee, of course.
00:42:37You stuttered and stammered like a completely whipped fool, and then when you voted, it
00:42:40was obvious you voted the way I wanted you to vote.
00:42:43But that's how you did want me to vote.
00:42:45Oh, my God.
00:42:46I'm a mess.
00:42:47You're always one step ahead of me.
00:42:49I don't know what to do anymore.
00:42:50It's a dirty old man's catch-22.
00:42:53Shut up, Steve.
00:42:54Get control of yourself.
00:42:55I can't.
00:42:56I'm falling apart.
00:42:58My wife doesn't turn me on anymore.
00:42:59My kids hate me.
00:43:01I should just quit.
00:43:03Stop blubbering.
00:43:04I'll go back to gym and ballet.
00:43:06You will?
00:43:08The excuse slips were just a test.
00:43:10The day will come when I'll need you for a favor.
00:43:12A big favor.
00:43:14And you'll do it without question.
00:43:17Capisce?
00:43:20Of course.
00:43:22I worship you, Catherine.
00:43:24Worship works best on your knees, Steve.
00:43:28Oh, Catherine.
00:43:30Oh, Catherine.
00:43:31Please, be quiet.
00:43:33I'm trying to imagine I'm with someone attractive.
00:43:36Sorry.
00:43:38Oh.
00:43:42Hello?
00:43:44Anybody?
00:43:46Hello?
00:43:52Catherine is a very good person.
00:43:54Really.
00:43:54Oh, my God.
00:43:55She is terrible.
00:43:57If it's so bad here, why don't you guys just quit?
00:44:00It's steady employment, sir.
00:44:02This is a good address.
00:44:03It could be down in the 50s.
00:44:05Or worse, Scarsdale.
00:44:07Oh, ladies there make me crazy.
00:44:10All the time sending me to the market looking for a gefilter.
00:44:13My father, fisherman for 20 years.
00:44:16He never called one gefilter.
00:44:18Why is it gefilter?
00:44:20I'm here.
00:44:21Three kings.
00:44:23That beats my two pairs.
00:44:25I got cluck.
00:44:26Full house.
00:44:27Jacks over threes.
00:44:27You went again, Master Sebastian.
00:44:29You know, Henry, I really wish you'd quit with the master thing.
00:44:32But, sir, it's your title.
00:44:34It shows privilege.
00:44:36Yeah, well, what has it gotten me?
00:44:37I poured all my money into gifts and didn't get the girl.
00:44:40Danielle hates my wealth or resents it or something.
00:44:44Perhaps it's not my place to speak, sir.
00:44:46No, Henry, please.
00:44:47I'm desperate here.
00:44:49Well, maybe she doesn't want to feel like she's being bought.
00:44:53You think that's it?
00:44:54I don't know.
00:44:54Women are complicated creatures, sir.
00:44:57It's been my experience, sir, that women are more interested in the soul of a man than in his trappings.
00:45:09What is going on around here?
00:45:11I had to ring and ring.
00:45:14And where were you, Frederick?
00:45:16I paged you four times.
00:45:18I had to take a cab.
00:45:19A cab!
00:45:20Oh, I'm sorry.
00:45:21We were just...
00:45:22Get out of here, all of you.
00:45:25And you can be damn sure my mother's going to hear about this.
00:45:28No, she won't.
00:45:29What did you say?
00:45:32You're not telling anybody about this.
00:45:33This was my idea.
00:45:34I ordered them to play cards.
00:45:36And to drink Mother's Prize 1939 Neuf de Pape?
00:45:39Great year.
00:45:40Blitzkrieg, wasn't it?
00:45:42Don't get smart.
00:45:43Whether you realize it or not, you are still a guest in this house.
00:45:47You know, you treat these people like dirt.
00:45:49It's no wonder they don't respect you.
00:45:50We pay them for their service, not their respect.
00:45:54Maybe someday you'll learn that.
00:45:56And one day you'll realize that they're human beings.
00:46:02Just give me a second here.
00:46:06Part is over.
00:46:11I don't get it.
00:46:17Look, if you hate your mother so much, why work so hard to be just like her?
00:46:22Is that what you think I'm doing?
00:46:24Well, you're obviously trying to prove something to someone.
00:46:27No one's this mean, unless there's a whole bunch of pain and suffering behind it.
00:46:32You think you have it so tough, having to come into this strange house with strange people?
00:46:37Try growing up here.
00:46:39Try spending every moment of your life just making up for just being here.
00:46:44That doesn't make any sense.
00:46:45No, it doesn't, does it?
00:46:47You feel out of place, Sebastian?
00:46:49You want to fit in?
00:46:50Guess what?
00:46:51So do I.
00:47:00What a mess.
00:47:05Hello?
00:47:06Hello?
00:47:06Sebastian, it's Sherry.
00:47:08Newsflash.
00:47:08Danielle is totally, madly in love with you.
00:47:11Madly in love with me?
00:47:12She hates me.
00:47:13Every move I make is the wrong move.
00:47:15Yeah, but she told me stuff.
00:47:17Every time she thinks about you, every time she sees you, she gets all moist.
00:47:22Moist?
00:47:23Her eyes.
00:47:24She gets tears in them.
00:47:25Oh.
00:47:26But look, time's running out.
00:47:28You got to move now.
00:47:29She'll be in the city tonight, dinner with her favorite aunt at the Riverside Cafe.
00:47:35I figure if you go there, bury your soul.
00:47:38No gifts, though.
00:47:39I mean, she hates that money thing.
00:47:40Hello?
00:47:43Hello?
00:47:45Hello?
00:48:02Closet Street performer.
00:48:05Now you know all my secrets.
00:48:06How did you know I was here?
00:48:09Nope.
00:48:10Already know.
00:48:11Sherry the blabbermouth.
00:48:13Weird girl, but if you get beyond all the totalies and oh my gods, there's real truth there.
00:48:18I'm going to have to catch my train.
00:48:19Let me come with.
00:48:20I'll make sure you get home all right.
00:48:22You can come as far as the station, and only if you can do it without talking.
00:48:26Not another word.
00:48:28That's my condition.
00:48:29Condition accepted.
00:48:36All right, all right, stop.
00:48:38I give up, okay?
00:48:39We can talk.
00:48:40Stop playing that thing.
00:48:42You know, I think this is the most romantic city on earth.
00:48:46Millions of strangers meeting in restaurants, parks, sidewalks.
00:48:50A romance born every five seconds, every heartbeat.
00:48:54I mean, God, is this a great city or what?
00:48:57This is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:48:59You spout BS on a continuous basis.
00:49:01Only because I can't say what I really want to say.
00:49:04Say it.
00:49:05Okay.
00:49:06I want to know what happened at school, in the courtyard.
00:49:10I kissed you and you just ran off.
00:49:14I'm crazy about you.
00:49:15I'm trying everything I can to make you like me.
00:49:17Be yourself.
00:49:18Be honest.
00:49:19Why is that so difficult?
00:49:22I don't know.
00:49:25Maybe I'm scared.
00:49:27You know, I'm new here, right?
00:49:29New to this city.
00:49:31New at school.
00:49:33Living in a house full of certifiable wackos.
00:49:35And I don't have any friends.
00:49:38At least any I can trust.
00:49:41And I'm confused.
00:49:43God's honest truth, I'm in a state of perpetual confusion.
00:49:48So, what are you scared of?
00:49:50Missing my train.
00:49:52See you at school.
00:49:53Bye.
00:49:58Danielle!
00:50:07As you know, your mother gets home tonight.
00:50:10And you want me to keep quiet about the poker game.
00:50:13I don't like these ideas Sebastian's putting in your head.
00:50:16I mean no disrespect.
00:50:18Well, I'm offended.
00:50:19Leave.
00:50:20I'll finish alone.
00:50:25Min Lin, wait.
00:50:27What do you say you and I get to know each other like you did with Sebastian last night?
00:50:30Do I have to?
00:50:32Come on, it'll be fun.
00:50:34Here.
00:50:40I'll jump right in.
00:50:42Where are you from?
00:50:43China?
00:50:43Japan?
00:50:44Cambodia, actually.
00:50:45Cambodia, a wonderful country.
00:50:47And when did you come to our United States?
00:50:49My family fled through Vietnam.
00:50:52Ultimately, we were 120 crammed into a boat the size of your pantry.
00:50:57Oh, my gosh.
00:50:58That reminds me of this time in Denver.
00:51:00We were coming home from Aspen.
00:51:01The first class lounge was packed.
00:51:03We almost had to fly coach.
00:51:05Hmm?
00:51:06Anyway, so your family fled the Khmer Rouge?
00:51:11Nothing subtle about that shade of rouge.
00:51:16See, we do have a lot in common.
00:51:19Would there be anything else, Miss Catherine?
00:51:22No, that's all.
00:51:27I'm glad we did this, aren't you?
00:51:40You got all your pronouns mixed up.
00:51:43New is we.
00:51:45Boo is you.
00:51:47Unless it's someone you're crazy, madly in love with.
00:51:50In which case, it's two.
00:51:52As in you and Sebastian.
00:51:54I swear, that thing with the phone's so cool.
00:51:56I mean, if it had been me and some guy, I would have piddled right there on the spot.
00:52:00Oh, wait.
00:52:01Did I show you my doodle?
00:52:02Excuse me?
00:52:03My doodle.
00:52:04My sketch.
00:52:04Oh.
00:52:10Oh.
00:52:10Wow.
00:52:11You've got some talent, Sherry.
00:52:14Just tell me, I mean, do you really like him?
00:52:16Is this it?
00:52:17Is it the real thing?
00:52:18Like, I even know what that is.
00:52:20Knees go weak.
00:52:21Mouth goes dry.
00:52:22You get that little tingling feeling in that special place.
00:52:27He's just so slick, so sure of himself.
00:52:30I have a lot of trouble trusting him.
00:52:32He can't just, like, come out and talk to me, say what he's really feeling.
00:52:36Neither can I.
00:52:38Okay.
00:52:40Chapter three.
00:52:41Read the translation of the first passage.
00:52:45Love is a sublime melting pot in which men and women are fused together.
00:52:50The lover is a priest, the ravers virgin a trembling sacrifice.
00:52:55A priest and a virgin?
00:52:57Oh, that's sick.
00:53:01The way you've been and I know what it's all about.
00:53:05Moo.
00:53:07Moo.
00:53:08Moo.
00:53:10Moo.
00:53:11Moo.
00:53:14Hi, Mr. Nagao.
00:53:16Hello, ladies.
00:53:18I make a special eel and cute roll today.
00:53:22Mmm.
00:53:24God.
00:53:25Woman goes in.
00:53:26Get her off.
00:53:26I'm so sad about Mr. Walsh's.
00:53:28I mean, the fact that they found a dead rat in that student's sloppy joe.
00:53:33Hmm.
00:53:34He'll never work again.
00:53:36Aw.
00:53:37So, you never told us how to let the Sherry.
00:53:40Did you bury her?
00:53:42Let's just say she's on her way to ruin.
00:53:45Catherine!
00:53:47Everything's stuck for this weekend!
00:53:49What are you talking about?
00:53:50Uh, duh.
00:53:51I told my mom how much fun we had and she invited you and your mom over to our house
00:53:55for non-fat
00:53:56lattes.
00:53:56And your mom told my mom you can sleep over.
00:53:59I got the new Hanson album.
00:54:00Ow!
00:54:01Okay, um, I gotta go.
00:54:02Gordon Anderson.
00:54:03Promise her show me his one-eyed snake.
00:54:05Whatever that is.
00:54:07Okay, see ya.
00:54:09Maria!
00:54:10Hola!
00:54:10Hi, caramba!
00:54:11Wow, Catherine.
00:54:13You really showed her.
00:54:24Don't talk.
00:54:25Don't say a word.
00:54:27It's my turn to explain.
00:54:31All I've done is hound you about being honest.
00:54:35When I couldn't do it myself.
00:54:38Without a kiss in the courtyard, Sebastian.
00:54:42It was more than just a kiss.
00:54:44I'll say.
00:54:45Now, let me finish.
00:54:47You see, it was my first kiss.
00:54:53I wanted it to be perfect and right and with the right boy.
00:54:56And while you might have been the right boy, the rest was totally not right.
00:55:00I embarrassed you.
00:55:01I embarrassed myself.
00:55:03Because I know you're used to girls with all this experience and you've probably been
00:55:07kissing girls forever.
00:55:09That's what I was afraid to tell you.
00:55:12Hey.
00:55:16I happen to think this is wonderful, right?
00:55:18So you weren't exactly up front and honest.
00:55:21Join the club.
00:55:22I wanted it to be perfect.
00:55:24Not the tail end of some prank.
00:55:27Does that make any sense?
00:55:30Yeah.
00:55:32You know, some things can't be orchestrated.
00:55:35Some things have to be spontaneous.
00:55:38Like a kiss.
00:55:40Like a kiss we're about to have right now.
00:55:53Say something.
00:55:54Quick.
00:55:56I can't.
00:55:58I have to go.
00:56:00Last now.
00:56:04Okay, but just back away so I know you're not running away.
00:56:24That was wonderful.
00:56:27Just precious.
00:56:29How long were you there?
00:56:32I've never kissed a boy before.
00:56:34I mean, the right boy.
00:56:36And you've probably been kissing girls forever.
00:56:39You must feel like a terrible dope leading on that poor lovesick girl.
00:56:43You don't know what you're talking about.
00:56:45Here's a prediction.
00:56:47A few weeks of hand holding and chased smooching and you'll be so bored and horny you'll mess
00:56:51the whole thing up.
00:56:53Of course, I could wipe her off the map tomorrow, but I think I'll let this little romance just flicker
00:56:58out all on its own.
00:56:59I like the girl, okay?
00:57:00I like her a lot.
00:57:01Do anything to screw it up and I'll screw you up.
00:57:03Nobody ever threatens me.
00:57:06I just did.
00:57:08Or weren't you listening?
00:57:11You do realize this means war?
00:57:14War it is.
00:57:22Lovely.
00:57:30Well, I feel badly for you.
00:57:32I really do.
00:57:33But Byron needs to be groomed every day at three.
00:57:37Well, you'll just have to reschedule your daughter's birthday.
00:57:39Now, I want him saddled and ready to ride when I arrive.
00:57:42Don't keep me waiting.
00:57:44Idiot.
00:57:46There's a new student at Manchester, Sherry Clayman.
00:57:50Did she die?
00:57:51I take it you don't like her.
00:57:53I can't stand her.
00:57:55She's actually very sweet, so I'm turning her into the school slut.
00:57:58Well, she's now your new best friend.
00:58:01Why?
00:58:03Don't tell me you're hitting up the Claymans for a donation to Manchester.
00:58:09Sorry, Mother.
00:58:11I think it's an excellent idea.
00:58:13The Claymans will be joining us at seven.
00:58:15You invited them here?
00:58:17Mother, they're from California.
00:58:19Catherine, I need this.
00:58:21Just 20 million more and we can break ground on the Tiffany Mertoy Library.
00:58:31Well, you ladies seem to be enjoying yourselves.
00:58:33You must be tense, Sebastian.
00:58:36Yeah, well, you'd be too if you were failing gym.
00:58:38I mean, who ever heard of fencing as a sport?
00:58:41Perhaps a massage would help.
00:58:45Never had a massage before.
00:58:48You can have my table.
00:58:49I'm suddenly not in the mood.
00:58:51Talk some Mikesh.
00:58:53Micket, not Mikesh.
00:58:55Catherine, if you're not going to say it correctly, don't say it at all.
00:58:58It just makes you look foolish.
00:59:00Thank you for the correction, Mother.
00:59:06You'll excuse me.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:11I think I could get used to this.
00:59:13Yeah.
00:59:16Yeah.
00:59:17Hi.
00:59:19Dead puppies.
00:59:20Dead puppies.
00:59:21Dead puppies.
00:59:21Dead puppies.
00:59:22Dead puppies.
00:59:22Dead puppies.
00:59:22Dead puppies.
00:59:23Old nuns in their underwear.
00:59:37It's Tiffany.
00:59:38I hope you enjoyed your massage.
00:59:40I think I'll go take a shower.
00:59:42We've had so little time together, Sebastian.
00:59:46It can't be a happy family if we don't get to know each other a little better.
00:59:49You're right, Mom.
00:59:51We should talk more.
00:59:52Mom?
00:59:53With your father working on the yacht so much, I'll have plenty of time for you.
00:59:58You know, some nights he doesn't even come home.
01:00:02He loves that yacht.
01:00:03I'm glad he found something he's so committed to.
01:00:07Well, the right woman will do that.
01:00:10And you think I'm the right woman?
01:00:12Definitely.
01:00:12He's a changed man.
01:00:14Of course he's changed.
01:00:15Without me, he'd still be in Miami giving charters to geriatrics.
01:00:19It's not the money.
01:00:20It's you.
01:00:21He loves you.
01:00:22You're a smart boy, Sebastian.
01:00:24You seem to understand your father very well.
01:00:27I hope so.
01:00:28So do I.
01:00:30Because if you're wrong, you're both going to end up out on the street.
01:00:37She spanked me.
01:00:47Dad, you here?
01:00:49Fuck.
01:00:50Fuck.
01:00:59Hey, son.
01:01:00How's it going?
01:01:02Been all ready?
01:01:03Oh, it's just a cat mapping.
01:01:09What are you doing?
01:01:11I'm just looking for the cat.
01:01:17Sebastian, I hope you're not suggesting I'm having an affair.
01:01:20I'm not suggesting anything.
01:01:22I'm your father, and I will not be treated like a criminal.
01:01:31You could have fooled me.
01:01:35And behind door number three, we have...
01:01:40Hello?
01:01:41Sebastian.
01:01:42I'd like you to meet Lily, my first mate.
01:01:46Lily, I'm Sebastian.
01:01:49I'm Sebastian, Edward's son.
01:01:51Oh, my God.
01:01:52You have your father's eyes.
01:01:55Are you Libra?
01:01:56Let's just cut right to the chase, shall we?
01:01:59He offered to sail you around the world, didn't he?
01:02:02How did you know?
01:02:03Leave right now, or you're grounded for a week.
01:02:06Did he tell you he was married?
01:02:07I was going to tell you I was waiting for the right time.
01:02:10You lied to me?
01:02:12More an error of omission.
01:02:14You see, she's very sick.
01:02:15I may be single any day now.
01:02:19Go to hell!
01:02:23Sebastian, you think you could help me out here?
01:02:29Okay, okay.
01:02:31I know we talked about this, but you're a man, and you have to understand...
01:02:35No.
01:02:36You have to understand.
01:02:38It's not just your life anymore, Dad.
01:02:40It's mine, too.
01:02:41Don't screw it up for me.
01:02:42Absolutely.
01:02:44You can count on me, son.
01:02:46The keys, please.
01:02:51You know, you made your bed.
01:02:52Now lie in it.
01:02:55Sebastian.
01:02:57Sebastian!
01:03:01Sebastian.
01:03:04Well.
01:03:11I can't believe I was so stupid.
01:03:15I really thought your dad liked me.
01:03:18It's not your fault.
01:03:20He's the master of deceit.
01:03:21He should be in the Pathological Liars Hall of Fame.
01:03:24He was in the Hall of Fame?
01:03:26Never mind.
01:03:28Can I ask you something?
01:03:29Why are men such jerks?
01:03:32I mean, is it genetic or something?
01:03:34You know, they promise you the world, but you're the one for them, and that their wives don't understand them
01:03:40anymore.
01:03:41Fall for it every time.
01:03:44I'm like a doormat.
01:03:46They're always coming and going, and coming and going, and coming, and...
01:03:51My life sucks.
01:03:54Lily, you don't need a man to be happy.
01:03:58If you're not happy alone, you're not going to be happy with someone else.
01:04:02You're a very attractive woman.
01:04:03You can have anyone you want.
01:04:05You just have to wait for the right guy to come along.
01:04:09You think I'm attractive?
01:04:11I think you're beautiful.
01:04:13You're so sincere.
01:04:16You're not like your father at all.
01:04:23Okay.
01:04:25Glad you were paying attention.
01:04:27Do you want to come back to my place?
01:04:29I'd love to, but I have an oral report due in the morning.
01:04:33Oh, I'm great at orals.
01:04:36Yeah.
01:04:36Try me.
01:04:37No, thank you.
01:04:39Listen, I'm going to split.
01:04:40Are you going to be okay?
01:04:42Yeah, I'll be fine.
01:04:46Psycho.
01:04:47Oh, Sebastian.
01:04:54I lived in Fresno my whole life.
01:04:57Les, too.
01:04:57But we wanted more for Sherry, so when Les sold the biz,
01:05:00we decided to move to the Big Apple.
01:05:03And how are you finding Manchester?
01:05:05Oh, it's no problem.
01:05:07Our driver, he takes me right there.
01:05:09She's asking you if you like it, honey.
01:05:11Oh, yeah, it's the best.
01:05:12And Catherine's been, like, so super nice.
01:05:15You know, some girls, they told me to stay away from her.
01:05:17Like, she had permanent PMS or something.
01:05:19Ew, gross.
01:05:21But she's been, like, totally awesome.
01:05:24I can tell she's going to be very popular.
01:05:26Oh, I won't be as popular as you.
01:05:28Popular is such a bore.
01:05:30The important thing is school spirit, and nobody has as much as my mother.
01:05:34I do a little work for the school fundraising committee.
01:05:36You are so modest.
01:05:39Mother's already raised half the money needed for the new school library.
01:05:42How much money have you raised?
01:05:44Well, she barely has to do anything.
01:05:46The parents practically throw it at her.
01:05:48Catherine.
01:05:49Why do they throw money at you?
01:05:51Because charity is smiled upon by the ladies who lunch.
01:05:55Society, Sherry.
01:05:56You know, the social ladder.
01:05:58Oh, yeah.
01:05:59Yeah, my mom said now that we're rich, we gotta start climbing that thing.
01:06:02Ow!
01:06:03What?
01:06:04Isn't she precious?
01:06:16Would you excuse me?
01:06:17Certainly.
01:06:18Pardon me.
01:06:22So how much money do you need?
01:06:25Oh, I didn't invite you over here to discuss fundraising, Bunny.
01:06:29But if you'd care to make a donation, we'd certainly consider it.
01:06:34Really?
01:06:36Why, thank you.
01:06:38My pleasure.
01:06:44Oh, hi, honey.
01:06:45How was your day?
01:06:47I can explain this.
01:06:48There's no need to explain.
01:06:49I know you love my mother very much.
01:06:52Yes, exactly.
01:06:53And Sebastian and I are just getting close.
01:06:56I know you'd never do anything to break up our happy home.
01:07:00Oh, no, never.
01:07:01So let's make sure it stays happy.
01:07:03I want you to take Mother to O2K for dinner tomorrow night.
01:07:06I'll make reservations at 8.
01:07:07At 8.45, an accordion player will pass your table.
01:07:10When he does, request Under My Thumb by the Rolling Stones.
01:07:13Mick Jagger makes Mother all hot and bothered.
01:07:15Jagger, good.
01:07:15While she's listening, slip this on her finger, then kiss her.
01:07:19Eight seconds, no tongue.
01:07:20Are you getting all this?
01:07:22After dinner, grappa.
01:07:23One glass.
01:07:24Then bring her home.
01:07:24Make love to her.
01:07:25Two by Agra.
01:07:26Any questions?
01:07:28Just in case, I've written it all down for you.
01:07:31Now, who's your favorite daughter?
01:07:34You are.
01:07:42What a shame.
01:08:01Good morning.
01:08:04Great day, isn't it?
01:08:07Fight me, rich boy!
01:08:12Ah, New York.
01:08:14What a wonderful town.
01:08:17You look fabulous.
01:08:20You got everything?
01:08:21You're all set?
01:08:22Yeah.
01:08:23Oh, listen, you'll take some money just in case, you know, need a cab if you miss the train.
01:08:27Don't worry, Dad.
01:08:28I'll be fine.
01:08:29Come on, this is my job, to worry, you know?
01:08:35What's wrong?
01:08:36Nothing, I just thought about your mom.
01:08:40Come on, have a good time.
01:08:42Bye.
01:08:42Bye.
01:08:49Sebastian thought you'd like it better than the train.
01:08:51Wow.
01:08:53I am so excited.
01:08:55But, you know, I'm kind of nervous.
01:08:56I've never been on a horse before.
01:08:58Don't worry.
01:08:59I won't let anything bad happen to you.
01:09:01If I like it, then I'll have Daddy buy me a horse, then we can spend every weekend together.
01:09:06You'll love it.
01:09:07I promise.
01:09:09Ow.
01:09:14Very good, Sherry.
01:09:16Back on the horse now.
01:09:18I think we're ready to try advanced jumping.
01:09:21I don't know.
01:09:22Keep throwing me off.
01:09:25All right.
01:09:26If you're going to be a scaredy cat, I guess we better go back to the basics.
01:09:33Manuela.
01:09:34Arriba.
01:09:34And then.
01:09:39Okay.
01:09:44Now, using the stirrups, I want you to push up and down in the saddle.
01:09:50That's called posting.
01:09:51Now, we need to add the back and forth motion.
01:09:54When you hit the saddle, push backward, then forward.
01:09:58Up and down, back and forth.
01:10:00Faster.
01:10:01Faster.
01:10:02Up and down, back and forth.
01:10:05Faster.
01:10:06Faster.
01:10:07up and down, back and forth, faster, faster, up and down, back and forth, faster, faster,
01:10:16up and down, back and forth, faster, faster.
01:10:24Good.
01:10:25This time I want you to really grind into the saddle.
01:10:28Up and down, back and forth, faster, faster.
01:10:33Faster, up and down.
01:10:36Faster, faster.
01:10:37How does that feel?
01:10:38Up and down.
01:10:40I think I'm getting...
01:10:44How swimming's fun.
01:10:46Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster.
01:11:00Are you okay?
01:11:05I've never felt better.
01:11:07And now I know I grow like horses.
01:11:24I don't know if I'm ready for this.
01:11:28It's cool.
01:11:30I'm sorry.
01:11:32It's just that yesterday was my first kiss.
01:11:35And now you're practically touching my breast.
01:11:38At this rate, your dick will be in my mouth by lunch.
01:11:42Anyone for lunch?
01:11:44I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
01:11:46Listen, Danielle, we can take this as slow as you want.
01:11:49I like you. I have no need to rush things.
01:11:52That's not my problem.
01:11:53I want to rush things.
01:11:55I'm tired of being the only virgin of the sophomore class at Manchester.
01:11:58Are you telling me that everyone in the sophomore class has done it?
01:12:04It sure feels like it.
01:12:08I don't know.
01:12:10You ever feel like you're at war with yourself?
01:12:13Constantly.
01:12:15I mean, there's one side of me that wants you to throw me down right here and rip my clothes
01:12:19off.
01:12:21And then there's this other side of me that thinks I should wait till I'm married.
01:12:25Huh?
01:12:26Which side should I choose, Sebastian?
01:12:29You really want me to answer that?
01:12:30Yeah.
01:12:31Be my friend.
01:12:34Listen, Danielle, I know exactly what you're going through.
01:12:37We all have two sides.
01:12:38I struggle with my dark side every day.
01:12:40That was the old me.
01:12:42Yeah.
01:12:44Believe it or not, I have you to thank for it.
01:12:47You showed me that it was okay to be a decent person.
01:12:50How dark was your past?
01:12:51No, no, no.
01:12:53Pitch black.
01:12:56Uh, yeah.
01:12:57Yeah, I'm thinking...
01:13:01I think I'm falling in love with you.
01:13:03But I'm afraid to take the chance to get hurt.
01:13:06I'm afraid of getting hurt, too.
01:13:09Listen, let's make a pact.
01:13:11We'll take it slow and we won't hurt each other.
01:13:16God, we sound like a canceled television series.
01:13:29You don't have to do this.
01:13:31I want to.
01:13:37Hello?
01:13:39Hi, Daddy.
01:13:40Yeah, I know.
01:13:41I'm running late.
01:13:42Tell Aunt Gloria we can still make the two o'clock mess.
01:13:45Yeah, I'll call you when I get there.
01:13:47I love you, too.
01:13:50You gotta go?
01:13:52Sorry.
01:13:53It's okay.
01:13:53Call me later?
01:13:54Sure.
01:13:55Okay.
01:13:56Mwah.
01:13:59Doodle.
01:14:00Bye-bye.
01:14:03Oh.
01:14:04Oh.
01:14:06Oh.
01:14:21Here's something you might like.
01:14:23Dolce.
01:14:24How 98 of you.
01:14:25Do you carry any real fur?
01:14:27No.
01:14:27All of our fur is full.
01:14:29Of course.
01:14:30The animals.
01:14:31How silly of me.
01:14:34I figured you'd be here.
01:14:35What's up?
01:14:36It's about Sebastian.
01:14:38Oh, give me the dirt.
01:14:40Your stepbrother is quite the checkered past.
01:14:42I mean, the fact he was able to pay off that overnight delivery guy and switch his school file?
01:14:48That's impressive, even by my standards.
01:14:50And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
01:14:52Well done.
01:14:54Cash or check.
01:15:08I'll be there in an hour.
01:15:10Sounds great.
01:15:11New James Van Der Beek film's playing in town.
01:15:13Perfect.
01:15:14You sure your dad won't mind?
01:15:15No, he's out of town for the night.
01:15:17It's just me and Mr. Whiskers.
01:15:20Mr. Whiskers?
01:15:21My pussy's silly.
01:15:23Oh.
01:15:23Oh.
01:15:24Okay.
01:15:25Well, I'll see you soon.
01:15:26All right.
01:15:27Bye.
01:15:29The school virgin's at home alone with her pussy and I'm taking her to see Dawson.
01:15:34God, I've become a total fag.
01:15:41I guess I misjudged you.
01:15:43What are you talking about?
01:15:49How'd you get this?
01:15:50I have my ways.
01:15:53Catherine, I'm trying to start over here.
01:15:54Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, please.
01:15:58Spare me any sob stories.
01:16:01Oh dear.
01:16:03I guess something like this could destroy your squeaky clean reputation at Manchester.
01:16:07When that school psychologist report about your mom, it's too bad.
01:16:12But how will she pay for rehab when I tell my mommy where some of her money's going?
01:16:16You're playing with fire, Catherine.
01:16:17Poor Sebastian's mom is going to be homeless and eating leftovers out of the garbage.
01:16:22You don't know what I'm capable of.
01:16:24Yes, I do.
01:16:26I read your file.
01:16:29It turns me on.
01:16:31Fuck off.
01:16:32Going to see Danielle?
01:16:34Leave her out of it!
01:16:35Ooh.
01:16:37Looks like we've hit a sensitive spot.
01:16:41Do you really think you can change, Sebastian?
01:16:45Face it.
01:16:46You and I are two of a kind.
01:16:49We're just not cut out for good deeds.
01:16:53I know the drill.
01:16:55You'll date Danielle.
01:16:57Probably sleep with her after, what, I think eight months?
01:17:02And then you'll get bored and you'll break her heart.
01:17:07Why don't you just spare her the pain?
01:17:09And do what? Date you?
01:17:11We could make a good team.
01:17:16What do you plan on doing with my file?
01:17:19Do I send some merger in the air?
01:17:22Perhaps.
01:17:25You do realize you're my step-sister.
01:17:28You know what they say about incest.
01:17:35Is there any line you won't cross?
01:17:37Only one.
01:17:39Never in the butt.
01:17:42It's a good line.
01:17:45The Brady's never had it so good.
01:18:00I can't do this.
01:18:01Oh, not with your pants on.
01:18:04I gotta go.
01:18:05You fucking pussy!
01:18:06I gotta get out of this house.
01:18:08What, is this about Danielle?
01:18:11You don't understand, Katherine. I love her.
01:18:13You have a funny way of showing it.
01:18:15Fuck you. I'm not gonna let you corrupt me.
01:18:16Don't you see? You can't change.
01:18:20I can try.
01:18:21Well, you're gonna die trying.
01:18:23I mean...
01:18:37Hello?
01:18:38Hello, Danielle.
01:18:49Danielle?
01:18:50Danielle!
01:18:55Danielle!
01:18:57Danielle!
01:19:03God, Sebastian, you're soaking.
01:19:05We have to talk.
01:19:06Come inside before you give yourself Melonia.
01:19:16Thanks.
01:19:19What's wrong?
01:19:21I don't know, but it's...
01:19:24Well, it's okay. You can talk to me. Go slow.
01:19:29It's just...
01:19:31I feel like I'm losing it.
01:19:33You know, I gotta get out of New York. I gotta get out of school.
01:19:36It's Catherine, isn't it?
01:19:38I don't think I can beat her.
01:19:42Sebastian, do you believe in a higher power?
01:19:45Yeah.
01:19:46Do you believe that love conquers all?
01:19:49Yes.
01:19:50Do you believe in our love?
01:19:52Yeah, it's the only thing keeping me together.
01:19:53So you believe in our love?
01:19:56Yes, I believe in our love.
01:19:58Because I sure as hell don't.
01:20:01What?
01:20:05Fucking idiot.
01:20:10Bravo.
01:20:12I told you I could do it.
01:20:15She never doubted you.
01:20:24But...
01:20:25Don't tell me about that virgin bullshit.
01:20:28No, I saw you. You were with your dad.
01:20:31What he doesn't know can't hurt him.
01:20:33I am the headmaster's daughter.
01:20:35Daddy's little angel must keep up appearances.
01:20:40Oh, fuck.
01:20:41Oh, don't be such a baby.
01:20:43You didn't really think you were gonna win, did you?
01:20:46You're welcome to join us.
01:20:48You know what they say.
01:20:50Choose company.
01:20:52Three's a fuckload of fun.
01:21:00Well, if you can't beat him...
01:21:02Who says you can't beat him?
01:21:25Share and share alike.
01:21:31Share and share alike.
01:21:36Just an ordinary day.
01:21:39A bit of sun, some clouds.
01:21:42Maybe it stands for rain.
01:21:43Now you'll have something to write about.
01:21:45Danielle.
01:21:48Within your pretty eyes met mine.
01:21:51And I've found to sing something that I'll never even try to describe.
01:21:57Where's Al?
01:21:58How's Al?
01:21:58She's a driver.
01:22:00Oh, she's a driver!
01:22:03She's a driver.
01:22:11Are you okay?
01:22:12I'm fine.
01:22:13Oh, you really should try to be more careful.
01:22:18Oh, my bike.
01:22:20Could we offer you a ride home?
01:22:22Sorry, my Mom said I'm not allowed to take rides from strangers.
01:22:27Oh, it's you. I was just going to Danielle's house.
01:22:32I'll take care of the bike.
01:22:38Oh, my God, thank you so much. I owe you here, too.
01:22:42No problem.
01:22:46It's Debbie.
01:22:47No, Che.
01:22:50You know, Debbie, has anyone ever told you you could be a model?
01:22:53Really?
01:22:54Yeah. It's too bad you're not sexy.
01:22:56Bull, I can be sexy.
01:22:58Really?
01:22:58Uh-huh.
01:23:00All right, show me sexy.
01:23:06There you are.
01:23:08Well, that's my special place.
01:23:15Holy shit!
01:23:24Together.
01:23:25Together.
01:23:26Together.
01:23:27Together.
01:23:38We're safe.
01:23:40We're safe.
01:23:41Spider.
01:23:46Head of Fullpeople.
01:23:48Go with the care.
01:23:50I show you just now
01:23:54There are times when the all are connected
01:23:58There's no time to waste
01:24:02There are times when it's always reflected
01:24:08It's the last good time
01:24:14It's the last good time
01:24:18It's the last good time
01:24:23It's the last good time
01:24:29Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:24:32Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:24:38Take a walk with me
01:24:41You'll see things differently
01:24:43And it won't be what you expected
01:24:48There's no time no more
01:24:51Don't you open the door
01:24:53Because things are just what he's reacted
01:24:58It's the last good time
01:25:01That you're going to know
01:25:03It's the last good time
01:25:06Yes, you think that it's so
01:25:08It's the last good time
01:25:11That you're going to know
01:25:13It's the last good time
01:25:16Yes, you think that it's so
01:25:18Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:25:24Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:25:37Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye