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00:00:23Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that, please?
00:00:28Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:43See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:48Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:54Yeah. And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:06Yeah. Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:10The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:14Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:18I know. Sorry.
00:01:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:25And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36Mom, no. Please don't.
00:01:38Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:43Mom, please.
00:01:44Understand?
00:01:47Don't worry, Mom. I'm the responsible daughter. Remember.
00:01:59Okay, Leona Sherwood. This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:07For two more nights, fuck my responsibility. I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:26Thank you. That would be $25.
00:02:30I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:35Right. It's on the house.
00:02:54There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:03Where the hell are you?
00:03:04I'm in Vegas like I said I would be old man.
00:03:06Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:10Remember your mission.
00:03:11Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:17debts.
00:03:18You mean your debts.
00:03:19Quiet!
00:03:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:27Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:30I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:37Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:42Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:45Do you understand?
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:48I understand.
00:03:49Good!
00:03:50And you, keep practicing.
00:03:52You sound god-awful.
00:03:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:11It's two of us.
00:04:13You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:15Who remembers Shittman and his dumb teams anyways?
00:04:17No way.
00:04:19Totally.
00:04:19I love that show.
00:04:21I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:23This is one of my favorites.
00:04:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:27But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:29Really?
00:04:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:41The wand of light.
00:04:43So it does exist.
00:04:45Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:51Why not?
00:04:52We're witches.
00:04:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:55Why can't true love?
00:04:58I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:01Lili Collins.
00:05:05Eric Phillips.
00:05:07Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:09Damn, he's hot.
00:05:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:12I deserve a little fun.
00:05:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:18Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:20Maybe.
00:05:39Okay, Svenson.
00:05:40Don't fuck this up.
00:05:55Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:05:58Excuse me?
00:05:59You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me,
00:06:01and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:04I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:06Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:08I know exactly who you are.
00:06:24You know who she is?
00:06:26I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:40You nervous?
00:06:41Not at all.
00:06:43You can always vote, you know.
00:06:46I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:50Not a chance.
00:06:52I'm here to wait.
00:06:54You sure?
00:06:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:06:58Oh.
00:06:59I am very focused.
00:07:04Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:09You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:10I call.
00:07:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:15But don't worry.
00:07:16I'll let you go another round.
00:07:19Once I beat you.
00:07:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:26Eric?
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:46I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:50Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:53Do you want me to stop?
00:08:09What's he?
00:08:10Let him watch.
00:08:12Give him a show.
00:08:24Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:27Use your words.
00:08:29Tell me what you want.
00:08:31I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:34Please.
00:08:35That's a good girl.
00:08:42Eric.
00:08:45Wait.
00:08:46Wait.
00:08:47I think I'm gonna...
00:08:49Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:54No.
00:08:55That was from him.
00:09:05Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:07Beginner Lux.
00:09:08Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:11No can do.
00:09:12I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:20Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:27It is Vegas.
00:09:29Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:42No.
00:09:43It wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:48Hmm.
00:09:50It's very distracting.
00:09:53Well, you know it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:09:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:10Eric, there are people.
00:10:12And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:17I should stop.
00:10:18This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:21You knew you were right before.
00:10:22I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:24And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:28But I am-
00:10:29Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:32For once in my life, I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:38Just live in the moment.
00:10:40And I think you can help me do that.
00:10:51Remove the camouflage.
00:10:53I want you to see you.
00:10:55The real you.
00:10:58But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:00I already know who you are.
00:11:03The real you wants to let go.
00:11:11No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:14He really wants me.
00:11:16The real me.
00:11:17Fuck.
00:11:19You are gorgeous.
00:11:23I want you, Eric.
00:11:26I need you.
00:11:31Spread your legs for me.
00:11:36Keep your eyes open.
00:11:39I want you to watch yourself come all over my fingers.
00:11:48Keep your eyes open.
00:11:55I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:11:57They can.
00:11:58They can.
00:11:58If you stay quiet.
00:12:00Keep your eyes open or I'll stop.
00:12:06That's a good girl.
00:12:08Look down at my hand.
00:12:14Oh my God, they hurt me.
00:12:16i can't just relax i can't eric
00:12:24don't think just tell tell me how you feel so good but i need more eric
00:12:37you feel so good i can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:44i'm going to make you come i'll get you there i'm going to go down i want you to scream
00:12:51my name
00:12:52when it comes five four three two four
00:13:23i can't believe i just came on his hand in front of other people i think this is your floor
00:13:36i'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock if you decide that you want one see you there
00:13:53how did he know what floor i was on
00:14:00so you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done
00:14:04mm-hmm what about you me i'm the responsible sister the boring one if you will
00:14:15yeah i do what i'm supposed to do all the rules and all that good stuff
00:14:20i don't believe you i mean i know how you are in an elevator oh come on
00:14:27come on it's vegas let me be your bad influence just for tonight
00:14:36so any bad ideas
00:14:41just one
00:14:49what are you doing
00:15:06no games just fuck me already i thought i would try to woo you first consider me wooed
00:15:12then we could take it slow oh your lips say one thing but your body says something else
00:15:34oh my god i can't believe i just did that that was so embarrassing this is why i don't do
00:15:43crazy
00:15:44shit that was way too much hey you're never too much you don't understand eric okay if my family
00:15:51saw me do any of that they would freak out tonight's not about your family tonight's about you remember
00:15:57forget what everyone else has told you to do do something that you want to do something no one
00:16:03would expect maybe he's right i've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:12for once in my life i'm doing something for myself she spotted the chapel just like i planned
00:16:23so are you uh you sure about this marriage thing it's only temporary okay and old magic
00:16:29is weak the hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning so are you ready for a holy
00:16:35matrimony i'm ready if you're ready come on let's go
00:16:49you're nervous just never been married before
00:17:01uh it's my sister i need to take this oh yeah take your time elvis here wants me to pick
00:17:06out a hand
00:17:07first bouquet hey mama let's get some flowers for you come on let's do it you need to come home
00:17:12now i can't secret eric dad's up to something he invited bit cyril to the house and made me dress
00:17:19up
00:17:19he looks at me weird it really freaked me out you were my big brother e i need you here
00:17:25listen i can't
00:17:26leave right now but i promise when i come home i'll have enough power to get rid of dad forever
00:17:31okay
00:17:34hey hey is everything okay yeah yeah it's fine you uh you sure about this it's only temporary
00:17:50come on we'll be laughing about this for years
00:17:56let's go
00:18:12right only temporary unless you get hand fasted under a full moon then the hand fast bond is nearly
00:18:19unbreakable but she doesn't know that and once she does she'll hate me is your sister okay is something
00:18:28wrong nothing wrong nothing's wrong we're about to get buried in vegas by ovus what could possibly be
00:18:35wrong all right you ready to rock and roll you hunk a hunk a hot couple let's get this show
00:18:42started
00:19:10this is it i have the wand of light the most powerful object in the world if i leave now
00:19:18i could use it to take control away from my father set secret and i free
00:19:29but i already betrayed her once
00:20:12off to get more chocolate strawberries be back soon
00:20:25it's only temporary okay and old magic is weak the the hand fast bond will probably only last till the
00:20:31morning
00:20:32hmm that's weird the mark should have worn off by now
00:20:44so did you marry the girl yet
00:20:49no it's complicated complicated or distracted you were sent there to marry the sherwood heir and bind her power
00:21:00to this family not to play house you're a svensson act like one eric is a svensson i married my
00:21:10family's worst enemy
00:21:12i don't need you to tell me what i am then stop hesitating if the rumors about the wand of
00:21:18light
00:21:18truth we might catch an even bigger prize so hurry up and marry the sherwood girl and then bring her
00:21:25to me idiot
00:21:35he's been lying this whole time
00:21:42i need to tell her the truth
00:21:46you lying piece of
00:21:48you didn't want me you just wanted the fucking wand didn't you
00:21:54i didn't even know the wand existed until i met you
00:21:56you still lied to me eric you knew i was a sherwood from the start that's why you gave me
00:22:00a fake
00:22:01fucking name right okay i i did but that was before we did all
00:22:04why before before you decided to mess with me
00:22:06get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever
00:22:09i'm not trying to ruin your family i'm trying to save mine
00:22:13i know all about you spinsons all you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you
00:22:19fucking want i should have caught it at the poker table but your little tricks won't work on me this
00:22:24time the hand fast mark it'll fade just like you just like whatever this was the hand fast wasn't a
00:22:32trick not that part not with you it doesn't matter eric you will never
00:22:39ever get the wand
00:22:42really what when this fades eric i will never have to see you again
00:23:01so that didn't happen
00:23:05my older sister effie told me that the mark would fade a week later
00:23:09and a month went by then well
00:23:17see this is why you don't fuck with old magic it's all fun and games so there's a full moon
00:23:23then it's the most powerful magic in the universe
00:23:30apparently getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable
00:23:36also apparently the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell
00:23:44i tried calling
00:23:47texting sending flying monkeys nothing not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year
00:24:05yes i still sleep with a wand under my pillow the emotional ass whooping i got from my mother for
00:24:10getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough no one can ever find out that i almost lost the
00:24:17wand too
00:24:18i just need one night
00:24:20i need one night to sleep without thinking about him
00:24:46who are you what do you want with the wand of light
00:24:51nothing i'm just here to collect my payday from my client once i bring them that wand
00:24:57payday someone sent you who fred i can't break client confidentiality sorry sweetie
00:25:05well i'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight
00:25:21be wise not to fight back which you're in over your head
00:25:26i'd rather die than let you take the horn
00:25:31suit yourself
00:25:36suit yourself
00:25:45what the fuck
00:26:00get off me she has the wand
00:26:03i got the wand i'll get the rest later
00:26:08no
00:26:12you are the reason i lost the wand who are you
00:26:21a hand fast mark
00:26:26hello wife miss me
00:26:31what are you doing here oh well you know i thought i'd spice up our marriage do a little role
00:26:36playing but it looks like you're more into bondage i didn't know you were so kinky shut up
00:26:44look you should be thanking me i did just save you're thanking you you're the reason my family's
00:26:49most powerful heirloom is gone how did you even find me
00:26:54wait a minute you were trying to steal the wand too weren't you
00:26:59maybe
00:27:00maybe god you slimy
00:27:03tote face motherfucker okay first you tricked me into marrying you then you ghost me for six months
00:27:09and and now you come in here like a goddamn
00:27:11fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand i was just gonna borrow it yeah for one of your
00:27:18dirty no
00:27:19good spins and schemes i just i need it okay it's it's the only way that we can be free
00:27:27look my dad doesn't know about our marriage not yet but he knows about the wand if he gets a
00:27:33hold of
00:27:33it he's gonna sell to the highest bidder whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the
00:27:37world or worse no worse than tricking me into marrying you i told you that that wasn't a trick
00:27:44it doesn't matter eric she has the wand that shadow thief or whatever and that's your fault i can get
00:27:52it back look i know i don't deserve it but just give me one more chance i can get the
00:27:59wand back take
00:28:00care of what i need to take care of and then i'll do the divorce spell please lily just give
00:28:05me one more
00:28:05chance please i can't trust him i shouldn't but my gut tells me this time it might be different
00:28:21no no we're both gonna go get it it is my job as a sherwood heir to set things right
00:28:28so i don't let the
00:28:29wand fall into the wrong hands and you really think after vegas i would let you go alone to find
00:28:35the most
00:28:35powerful magical object in the entire world fair uh whatever you want lily god i hate when you call
00:28:44me that all right i'll call you wife and you can call me whatever you want eric husband daddy shut
00:28:53up
00:28:53don't call me wife either after we get this wand we will do the divorce spell got it you're breaking
00:28:59my
00:28:59heart i mean you're the better half of my soul yeah you're not going to speak talk your way into
00:29:05my pants again eric we'll see
00:29:12now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell so we have to track its trail
00:29:17that's a 10 mile radius we'll never find the wand inside that circle well with the tracking spell i get
00:29:23a location okay it doesn't last long though we'll have like three or four days well lucky for you i
00:29:30already packed your bags consider it our official honeymoon
00:29:39after this we're done you got it don't go back on your words fenson we will do the divorce spell
00:29:44cross my heart hope to die
00:30:04you
00:30:05magic to car here this isn't just any car
00:30:15this is bessie you really expect us to track down the most powerful magical object in the world
00:30:21in a car without a roof i mean if you're not comfortable
00:30:30i could go by myself if you trust me not to run away
00:30:36i wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin i was gonna throw in the trash
00:30:43then your chariot awaits wife
00:31:04we've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word
00:31:19you're svenson you don't play house with sheridan why are we turning we don't have any time we we
00:31:26have to find the wand eric that circle is getting further and further away plus it's getting dark we
00:31:32need to stay somewhere for the night why don't you just let me drive because you haven't slept
00:31:35either plus no one can drive bessie but me what is with guys and cars jesus no i mean literally
00:31:44no
00:31:44one else can drive best my great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions anyone that's
00:31:50non-blood related can't touch it the svenssons like to hoard their treasures your family has issues
00:31:57finally something we can agree on was this your plan all along make me feel bad for you because
00:32:03your family's evil so i get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce not everyone in my family is
00:32:09evil
00:32:11okay
00:32:24you cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have
00:32:28then you do not even want to imagine the hex i'm gonna put on you
00:32:37i promise no funny business peaky promise
00:33:01good night to you too
00:33:02good night to you
00:33:17in vegas you said you had a sister right yeah segred
00:33:27she didn't ask to be a svincent she's different than us better not like you no not like me but
00:33:39you already know that
00:34:03you
00:34:06you
00:34:09you
00:34:10you
00:34:31Good morning, wife.
00:34:34I told you not to call me.
00:34:52You were saying something?
00:34:55What?
00:34:58How did you know I was awake?
00:35:01The husband always knows.
00:35:09Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:15No peeking.
00:35:20Cross my heart.
00:35:22I hope to die.
00:35:30I need to get a grip.
00:35:32Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:37I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:35:50I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:05Look, I'm so close.
00:36:12Okay.
00:36:13That's it, Lily.
00:36:15Be a good girl.
00:36:17Be a good girl and go for me.
00:36:25Are you ready?
00:36:48I don't need to look.
00:36:50to know what you were doing while thinking about me god you are so full of yourself
00:36:56do i know what i heard say another word and i'll turn you into a frog
00:37:04were you thinking about that time in vegas where i ate you out in the shower
00:37:11and you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs
00:37:16i think about those times a lot yeah well i don't think about them at all
00:37:46you still haven't even told me what you won't go on for yet
00:37:49it's on a need to know basis oh don't you think i need to know i am your wife after
00:37:56all
00:37:57oh now you remember you're my wife funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you
00:38:02i remember every time i think about how badly i fucked up in vegas so all i am is a
00:38:06mistake
00:38:07if i remember right you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married
00:38:11obviously that was before i knew about all your bullshit and lies
00:38:15duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family
00:38:19but in mine it's huge see there you go again always worried about what your family wants
00:38:24it's never about what you want i follow the rules because i have to eric
00:38:29if i don't i end up in situations like this did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair
00:38:35that maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit you ever think of that
00:38:41spoken like a true spinson well you're a spinson too sweetheart
00:38:45not much longer i can tell you that
00:39:05i want to get some coffee it's being dark you really think you should be alone
00:39:09so now that we're married you think you have to babysit me too
00:39:16fine just don't take too long
00:39:21you got her in the car or what
00:39:24who don't play dumb with me boy the little sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about
00:39:32you thought i wouldn't find out huh you did a good job of hiding it i'll give you that
00:39:37maybe you are my son after all huh what's the end game here you said you just needed to get
00:39:43the
00:39:43sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts what does she have to do with it because i'm not
00:39:47an idiot like you i'll finally have all the leverage i need over the sherwood family when i tell them
00:39:54their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law and then it'll be our family that gets to call
00:40:00the
00:40:00shots in the magic world so you just want to use her like you use mom like you're using your
00:40:06own
00:40:06daughter this is not a request boy bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped
00:40:13of your
00:40:13name your magic everything and your sister she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes
00:40:30this isn't right the trail should still be here
00:40:34would you like some coffee miss sherwood yeah thank you wait how did you know my
00:40:40you
00:40:44but the map said that that's cute you think that dusty old map could track me
00:40:55that mom is mine
00:40:59not anymore it's not and sadly my employers need your powers too employer
00:41:08it's not only hurt a bit
00:41:10no stop stop
00:41:19get away from her
00:41:25eric the wand
00:41:39my magic she took half of my magic eric
00:41:42you're okay i got you
00:41:48i don't understand the map said that the wand was miles away what did she want with my powers
00:41:54thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell she can have gone far we'll find her
00:41:59lay low for now
00:42:00hey eric stop the car i can't breathe
00:42:04okay
00:42:14hey hey hey look at me look at me you're okay you're okay just breathe i got you you're safe
00:42:22i thought she was gonna kill me eric
00:42:26i'm not gonna let that happen not while i'm breathing
00:42:41i still hate you
00:42:45if you hated me you wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:42:50this doesn't change anything it's only scratching an itch
00:42:55once we get the wand and we do the divorce spell and we forget each other existed
00:43:05is that what you want lily you want to forget how good i make you feel
00:43:10you want to forget i'm the only person in the whole
00:43:13fucking world who can make you feel this way
00:43:21eric
00:43:23wait wait wait wait
00:43:31we can't do this
00:43:34this is what goes wrong between us we can't make that mistake again
00:43:38we have a job to do eric let's get the one that's it
00:43:43and then what
00:43:45you know what happens after eric we do the divorce spell
00:43:49and we never see each other again
00:43:51we have been doing
00:44:21we have to do this
00:44:22Smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:32I should have known.
00:44:34It's a Satyr's Inn.
00:44:36That smell.
00:44:38An almond and habitus smell.
00:44:41It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:44:46You mean Orges?
00:44:48Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:44:51It lowers any fear.
00:44:54Doubt, shame.
00:44:56Grants of your deepest desires.
00:45:00Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:11Here I don't.
00:45:14I'm trying not to.
00:45:33The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:37It lets go of the lies.
00:45:39It tells us what we really want.
00:45:42What I want doesn't matter.
00:45:44It matters in here.
00:45:47Tell me what you really want.
00:45:49You can say goodbye.
00:45:52Go our separate ways.
00:45:54Or you can tell me you want this.
00:45:57You want me.
00:46:00Tell me to stay.
00:46:04Stay here.
00:46:06Please.
00:46:07God, what is this?
00:46:09Is this just the magic?
00:46:10It hurts.
00:46:11Oh.
00:46:14It's not the spell.
00:46:16It's freedom.
00:46:18You can hear the outside world.
00:46:21It doesn't matter.
00:46:22Just you.
00:46:23And me.
00:46:25I shouldn't want this.
00:46:28I know.
00:46:30I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:35Or this.
00:46:37The older Sarah would.
00:46:39To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:46:43You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:46:47To mine.
00:46:49You're the other year.
00:46:51To the Sherwood family.
00:46:54Who are you?
00:46:56I want you, Eric.
00:46:58I need you.
00:47:00I need you.
00:47:11But not quite.
00:47:14Tonight.
00:47:15Tell me who you are.
00:47:18Your wife.
00:47:23Your wife.
00:47:42This doesn't change anything.
00:47:44I know.
00:47:46We can have tonight.
00:47:47And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:47:51Sure.
00:47:52I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:47:54And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:47:57Excuse me.
00:47:59Don't deny.
00:48:00Lily, Sherwood, Svenson.
00:48:02I know I'm kind of dark.
00:48:04Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:06I don't.
00:48:09It's okay to be bad.
00:48:12You don't have to pretend.
00:48:16I don't, huh?
00:48:20You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
00:48:25You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
00:48:47And I'm going to do whatever I want to you.
00:48:59I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:02Close your eyes.
00:49:05Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:12I'm being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:19See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:21For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:24Pretty to think so.
00:49:25Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:29By playing a dangerous game.
00:49:30All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:37I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:40I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:49:46You can come here or here.
00:49:53I'll even let you come in here.
00:49:58God.
00:50:00Come on.
00:50:01I know you wanna.
00:50:03Just admit that I'm right.
00:50:07Fine.
00:50:09You win.
00:50:10Oh, what was that?
00:50:12You hurt me.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:22So what's my prize?
00:50:27I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:32But I want to be inside you.
00:50:35I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:38And take me to bed, husband.
00:50:44Call me that again.
00:50:47You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:50:51Fuck me.
00:51:00Tell me a story.
00:51:03Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:06I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore.
00:51:10And how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:14Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only redimits.
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:22I don't know.
00:51:22I already know about your family.
00:51:26I want to know about you.
00:51:29What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:32You want the insider info.
00:51:34Mm.
00:51:34Mm.
00:51:35You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:37You're gonna tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:51:47Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:51:50Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:51:53All fun and rainbows?
00:51:54Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:51:56That's not true, Eric.
00:51:58There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:02My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:06And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:10Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:13Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:14Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:20Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:52:27start before I was even born.
00:52:29I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:31I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:35I couldn't be tired.
00:52:36I couldn't be scared.
00:52:38I couldn't be angry.
00:52:39One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:52:43If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:52:47It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:52:52I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:52:55I'm glad you did.
00:52:58Your turn.
00:53:00Growing up with Svinson was a little different.
00:53:05The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:10I guess it's good.
00:53:12At least I was first at something.
00:53:14I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:17I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:19I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:23I'd leave, change my name, and this Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:27My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:32My dad used her against me every day since.
00:53:41I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:53:43I shouldn't have asked.
00:53:47It's okay.
00:53:49Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:53:53We are the shadows.
00:53:57All you do is shine.
00:54:08You always ask me what I want.
00:54:12What do you want, Eric?
00:54:17You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:20I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:24I don't hate you.
00:54:27I never did.
00:54:28I never did.
00:55:03Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:05Dad's got visitors.
00:55:07A bunch of old guys.
00:55:08I don't know who they are.
00:55:09He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress-up doll.
00:55:13It's like freaking me out.
00:55:19Eric.
00:55:21Are you safe?
00:55:26Eric.
00:55:27Are you safe?
00:55:28Now, all those weird old men left last night.
00:55:33And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:36Don't let anyone in.
00:55:37If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:55:40I know.
00:55:41I'll just do what he says.
00:55:44I always do.
00:55:46I'm so sick of this E.
00:55:48What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:55:50I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
00:55:54Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Life.
00:55:56The Wand of Late?
00:55:59Like...
00:56:00The one from the fairy tales?
00:56:01You can't tell Dad secret.
00:56:04When I get the Wand,
00:56:07you're ready for my call.
00:56:08I have a plan.
00:56:09I barely know basic spells.
00:56:12I don't know if...
00:56:14You can.
00:56:15I know you can.
00:56:17When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:56:45Filling up Bessie, meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:56:57Oh my God!
00:56:59Why do you and Mom always do that?
00:57:01I'm a bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:05I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:07Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:10Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:13Oh, yeah, well you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:17Oh, aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:20Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:23Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:25I know all the best places tied a body, by the way.
00:57:29I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:31I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:33I'm not stupid.
00:57:35And when we get the wand back...
00:57:36You mean if you get the wand back?
00:57:39We will.
00:57:40And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:57:44This mark will be gone.
00:57:45I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:57:53It's not fair, you know.
00:57:55I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:00But it's not.
00:58:03It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:05There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want, and be a good heir.
00:58:12Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:15That's fine.
00:58:17It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:19But just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:25All right.
00:58:26Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:58:30I know.
00:58:32Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:34Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:58:45Last night was the last time.
00:58:47After today, we're done.
00:58:50If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:02I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:06My family's magic is dying.
00:59:08My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
00:59:12But he holds most of the power.
00:59:13And me and Sieg, we just get the scraps.
00:59:15That's how he controls us.
00:59:18If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from a break.
00:59:24I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:25I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:27It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:30That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:34I was going to tell you the night before.
00:59:36I was going to tell you the truth.
00:59:38And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once.
00:59:41And then I would do whatever you want.
00:59:44Get a divorce.
00:59:46Leave you alone forever.
00:59:48Why didn't you tell me that morning?
00:59:54Maybe things could have been different.
00:59:57I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:00It's a nice idea.
01:00:02But our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:06Maybe if we were different people.
01:00:09We have different lives.
01:00:11This would have worked.
01:00:14Maybe we can do it.
01:00:16Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:19A witch can hope.
01:00:27What?
01:00:29Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:31Why are you looking at me like that?
01:00:45Wait, I'm driving.
01:00:47Pull over.
01:01:06You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:14End of the line, witches.
01:01:37End of the line, witches.
01:01:39Eric!
01:01:49Can't do it.
01:01:53I can't do it.
01:01:53No!
01:01:54No, no, no.
01:02:03Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:05Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:09You, you sent the Shadow Thief?
01:02:13Of course I sent her.
01:02:15Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:27Demons are very expensive, you know, but I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange
01:02:36for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:02:39Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:02:54You said you needed her alive, the Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill
01:02:57their heir.
01:02:58I've reconsidered.
01:02:59Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:05Debts won't matter, the stupid Sherwoods won't matter, and as for the girl, well, I don't
01:03:11need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:14I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:18Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:22You're welcome.
01:03:26Go to hell, old man.
01:03:37Take it!
01:03:41No!
01:03:42Your soul will be delicious!
01:03:51I can take Dad's magic.
01:03:53End him.
01:03:54Finally be free.
01:04:00Get off my wife!
01:04:08You'll pay for that witch!
01:04:21This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:29Hey, I got you.
01:04:31You didn't run.
01:04:33You're kidding?
01:04:34I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:04:41Eric!
01:04:42You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:04:44No, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:04:46Eric!
01:04:47Oh my God!
01:04:48Eric!
01:04:49No, no, no, no, no, stay with me!
01:04:51Oh my God!
01:04:53I can't save you, I don't have my powers!
01:04:57Why didn't you run?
01:04:59You could've saved yourself!
01:05:02I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:05:06I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:08You're an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:15But I'm your idiot.
01:05:24You took a divorce spell.
01:05:26I had a promise.
01:05:28Now you're free.
01:05:32I don't want to be free.
01:05:35I don't want to be free.
01:05:38I don't want to be free.
01:05:38I don't want to be with you.
01:05:40Just keep secrets safe.
01:05:42Safe from my father.
01:05:44Safe from all of it.
01:05:48You know, those days in Vegas were the best three days of my life.
01:05:54All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:00I love you.
01:06:02I love you too.
01:06:05I love you, I love you.
01:06:07Eric!
01:06:09Eric...
01:06:11No!
01:06:32The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:06:42Please, please, please.
01:06:52Eric, please.
01:06:57Lily.
01:07:09You absolute moron.
01:07:14You absolute moron.
01:07:16Be gentle. I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:20You're alive.
01:07:23That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:27I thought I was doing something noble. Something cool.
01:07:31The wand gave you your power back?
01:07:34My mom used to say that the wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:07:39I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:07:43What did you want?
01:07:45You.
01:07:48Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:07:52You know, I thought I heard something when I was bleeding out.
01:08:01Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:06Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:10I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:14That's my girl.
01:08:21Let's go.
01:08:34You ready for one last stop?
01:08:36Yeah.
01:08:57Ah.
01:08:59There you are.
01:09:01I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:06Now, where is my wand?
01:09:09Wait.
01:09:10You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:12Wow.
01:09:13You weren't kidding.
01:09:14He really is evil.
01:09:16I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:19It's impossible.
01:09:19There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:21There's always a loophole.
01:09:22Hold me in.
01:09:26Secret.
01:09:27You ungrateful brat.
01:09:29How dare you betray me like this?
01:09:31Really, Dad?
01:09:32Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:09:36You ungrateful little pests.
01:09:45You're powerless now, old man.
01:09:47Your magic's gone.
01:09:49Forever.
01:10:02Eric.
01:10:03Aldous.
01:10:04Svensson.
01:10:05Release me this instant.
01:10:07That is an order.
01:10:09You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:12Those powers are gone.
01:10:13It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:16You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:18Both of you will pay for this.
01:10:20You will both pay for this.
01:10:25Yeah, yeah.
01:10:27Talk soon, pups.
01:10:28We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:29I said get back here.
01:10:30I said get back here.
01:10:33I said get back here.
01:10:33Get back here.
01:10:34Please don't do this, you little b-
01:10:36Uh huh.
01:10:37Oh my god!
01:10:38Huh?
01:10:38Oh my god.
01:10:52So.
01:10:53Where to now?
01:10:54Should we go and drop off the wand of light?
01:10:57Yeah.
01:10:59but there's something i want to do first that sounds ominous just so happens that there's
01:11:07another full moon tonight leona sherwood are you asking me to hand fast marry you
01:11:17yeah i think i am eric spenson well we better hurry if we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:23and make it back in time to the hunk of hunk of wedding chapel of love
01:11:27i wonder if they have the same office i sure hope so but if we're gonna get hand fast married
01:11:33again
01:11:33no more secrets this time so is there anything you want to come clean about now soon to be again
01:11:40husband there is one thing you might want to buckle up we're about to go super speed
01:11:50bestie could have been going super speed this entire time you didn't tell me to make our trip
01:11:55last longer didn't you you know me so well soon to be again wife
01:12:02leona sherwood will you marry me and not because of some spell or because it's your duty
01:12:11but because you want to
01:12:15yes i will
01:12:27ready
01:12:27hell yeah
01:12:32you
01:12:42you
01:12:43you
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