00:00If you're just tuning in to The Late Show, you missed a lot.
00:07Now, I'll say to you what I've said to every audience for the last 11 years, and I've meant it
00:12every time.
00:13Have a good show, thanks for being here, and let's do it, y'all.
00:18Maybe I could be your last guest.
00:21That would be great, Brian.
00:24The thing is, and I'm right, here we already have a pretty special one lined up, I'm sorry.
00:32What the hell am I here for?
00:35Um, I was just explaining to Paul Rudd that, you know, for your last guest, you wanted someone you go
00:40back with.
00:41So we could talk about the good old days when you and I were doing Second City together.
00:46It's not, it's not you either, Tim.
00:49Screw you, Colbert!
00:51Ryan, it's great to see you, but I hate to tell you, buddy, you're not my last guest.
00:56Ouchie.
00:58Paul, you'd be my perfect last guest.
01:00What, what, what are you doing here, Paul?
01:02Well, I was just in the area.
01:04I was doing some errands.
01:07Oh, yeah?
01:07Yeah, actually, I brought something for you.
01:11Is that here?
01:12That's here.
01:13That's here?
01:14Right here.
01:17Well, to Stephen, you're better than the Beatles.
01:36Well, it looks to me like a textbook case of an Einstein-Rosen bridge, also known as an interdimensional wormhole.
01:44It's gradually swallowing up all matter and antimatter around it.
01:48Wow.
01:49That sucks.
01:51You know what?
01:52Actually, one of these holes opened at my show last year, but it went away after about three days.
01:58Is that what's going to happen to me, too?
02:06Okay, it's a literal hole.
02:08But the point is, the hole's here.
02:11You can't ignore it.
02:12The only choice you have now is how you choose to walk through it.
02:16You can go in kicking and screaming.
02:19That one.
02:20Or you can do what you've done for the past 30 years when faced with something dark.
02:26You stare it down, and you can laugh.
02:29Thank you.
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