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My Dad Is Poseidon HD
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:53èmeze322351111111231221221241
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:11Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:01Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33God damn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:48A lot more.
04:49Nobody, nobody, nobody but you.
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:40Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burr.
07:57You asked for this.
07:58You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low.
08:37Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly?
08:44Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy.
10:45Mommy!
11:02It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Liara.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé.
12:08My property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:10Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No!
12:24Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins,
12:30even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck.
12:44My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss, soup's ready.
13:04If I don't make it,
13:07promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:25Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients,
13:52where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:30Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:33Ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:57You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I-I'm not tasty!
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong!
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you,
15:42and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:45I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
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16:10-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:27i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57you bitch
17:04jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure
17:30that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran
17:43damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster off
17:49me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing
17:53i'm still recovering wait maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:18fail if you don't know he's gonna have him
18:35to have him
18:37to have him
18:38to have him
18:43to have him
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:47who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:30i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:57in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child every resource every contact now
23:35tell them poseidon's back
23:43let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets let's move
24:06do
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:23a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:40mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down surrender now
25:19i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:24no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kid's mine you die
25:42you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded you're wounded poisoned done
26:08the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lilly lilly run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:55i might let her run a little bit
27:15your hands off her
27:24you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:33jack what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:47you okay
28:02jack keep lilly safe long as i'm here you don't lose shut up and go now
28:21if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:24if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:25run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:29run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:55you're not
28:56you're not
28:57you're not
28:57you're not
28:58you're not
28:58you're not
28:58you're not
29:18you're not
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lilly don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:46lilly
29:47turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:54okay
29:59you are the best
30:09some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not
30:16you're not human who the hell are you
30:18my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean disappear
30:41okay lilly
30:43you can turn around now
30:47daddy
30:48what happened to the bad guy
30:51he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lilly stay right here inside this circle
31:02don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lilly no one's ever beaten your dad
31:23that poison's eating you alive little nymph
31:26how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:47damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:55for jack and lilly
31:56for jack and lilly even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
32:02no signal you trying to hog the glory
32:05more coming killing one won't save jack and lilly no choice
32:09i'm taking them down with me
32:11this the woman dylan wants where the kid some guy took the brat
32:17useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lilly be safe
32:30you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:46why did you come back where's lilly
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
33:02beg now and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece refuse and you'll be screaming
33:10and it fast
33:14you in our eyes you're not even an enemy just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer jack means more to me than anything i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband step over my corpse first in a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:23this can't be
34:49ancient ekathra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:57hahaha our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards no matter how
35:04how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us we're finished don't worry darling things might
35:11turn around lira veil has been captured now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me jack stay behind me with me here no one touches you stop saying that jack
35:26look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:36my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:43you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
36:02you
36:02you
36:04you
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