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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:35Easily slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:05you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry!
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:42Help!
03:45Without a sound of being eaten out by Chlamydia.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human
03:56A total nerd
03:57Damn it
03:58The Aphrodisian's kicking in
04:09You're burning up down here
04:11Way harder than I pictured
04:14I was drugged
04:15This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out
04:21I die
04:21I really need this guy
04:28Goddamn
04:30You really know how to flip my switch
04:40I need more
04:42A lot more
04:50Don't stop
04:52Harder
04:53Squeeze me tighter
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey
05:06I put in a lot of work
05:08Don't tell me you forgot
05:09Leora
05:10I know you're in there
05:12Nowhere left to run
05:14Goddamn it
05:14He tracked me
05:28Leora
05:29You're my fiance
05:31You belong with me
05:32Come home
05:33Get away
05:34Dylan
05:37As the leader of the Sacher
05:39You actually drugged me
05:44Why the fuck
05:45Are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius
05:56Who roofed her
05:56News flash, tough guy
05:58Real men don't need tricks
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it
06:22Her body's tainted now
06:23But her blood still has value
06:25Can't push too hard yet
06:29I won't kill him
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go
06:35I can handle this clown
06:43Forget today ever happened
06:45Go back to your life
06:59Seriously?
07:00Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck
07:22I'm Dylan's top enforcer
07:24Either get the hell out of this water
07:26Or kneel and call me daddy
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man
07:30My ears are shot
07:31Keep acting tough
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk
07:36Give him a wide burn
07:49You asked for this
08:03You one-shotted pants
08:05Toppin' orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:18Asshole
08:18Using my divine power to barbecue
08:20Hope you die alone and miserable
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing
08:27Heat's too low
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again
08:35Molly?
08:35Gods make heroes with it
08:37You seasoned food?
08:41Huh
08:42Tide barrier just got tripped
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out
08:52In the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby
08:57But he retired recently
08:59We're gonna find him now
09:09I'm badly wounded
09:11I don't have much time
09:12Find Lily's real father
09:15Leave her with him
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus
09:36There it is
09:44Liara's wounded bad
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon
09:48Lifetime of easy living
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing
09:57Just swapped a bug
10:02That girl from five years ago
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter
10:09We need you now
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome
10:15This aura?
10:17She's got my blood
10:23Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it
10:27Just keep Lily safe
10:33Mommy
10:34Mommy
10:35Mommy
10:52It's too late, boss
10:53Her heartbeat's fading fast
11:09Somebody help me
11:22Give me a name
11:25Leora
11:25Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me
11:54A long time ago
11:55You're my fiancé
11:56My property
11:57You filthy whore
11:59Spread your legs
12:00For some stray dog
12:04But at least your bloodline
12:06Is still worth something
12:12No, let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins
12:18Even Olympus will bow to me
12:27I got careless
12:30Diving near a shipwreck
12:31My fault
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora
12:36Someone did this to you
12:41You're just a regular guy
12:43Stay out of it
12:44Boss
12:45Soup's ready
12:52If I don't make it
12:54Promise me you'll take care of Lily
12:57She's all we have left
12:59She's safe
13:00Now drink
13:03Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack
13:11Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue
13:15Golden apple sap
13:17I studied this in grad's time
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More
13:26Try it
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13What a lively little snack
14:15Gulp you down and my power doubles
14:18Ha ha ha ha ha
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around
14:31This guy's luck is insane
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria
14:48We've got a kid together now
14:51I'm not letting anything touch
14:54You
14:54Or Lily
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:01Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I... I'm not tasty
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl
15:25Devour you
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:04You disgusting freak.
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy.
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders.
16:19Ha, you ruined my meal?
16:23Wait, the baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one.
16:41You bitch.
16:47Jack, take Lily and run.
16:49Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:06You, Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Your powers are badass.
17:30You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:33No way.
17:34Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
17:59He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:13Oh, my God!
18:17Enjoy.
18:21Hurry!
18:27I'm sorry.
18:33I'm sorry.
18:42My liege, have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it, please spare my
18:48life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you my lord, thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show.
19:17My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me, if any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up
19:49the truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon, guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:07Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:10There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:42Poseidon?
20:45Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades is ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:55Hades' staff? One shot? The Sea King, he's real.
22:03Hades, you hiding? Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:09One! Two!
22:15Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:22Boss! This bum!
22:30You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown. You're done. Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon. You're ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My Lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun. Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now. You have three days. I'll be back.
23:05Everyone, drop what you're doing. Full sweep on the Leora and child. Every resource, every contact. Now! Tell them Poseidon's
23:14back.
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:33Dylan wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:56Ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha! A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:43Mom!
24:49Mommy? You're bleeding!
24:51This forest is locked down. Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you, on one condition. Let my daughter go.
25:01No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you.
25:14Kids mine, you die.
25:19You poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up!
25:31You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded. Poisoned. Done.
25:43The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:50Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead.
25:54But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:03Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:09Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:26Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:07Jack!
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend.
27:17Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:22How I'll become a monster.
27:23You okay?
27:28Right.
27:33How?
27:34No!
27:40I'm not a monster.
27:45There you go!
27:46I'm not a monster.
27:46I'm not a monster.
27:46What the hell just happened to me?
27:48I'm not a monster.
27:50I don't care.
27:50I don't care.
27:51My pack tears you both apart!
28:24Cough Cough Cough Cough
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:31You are the best.
29:41You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:48You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:04No! No! No! No! No!
30:13Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:19Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:36Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:43Daddy, be careful!
30:46Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:55That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what?
31:05I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn.
31:19You take a hit.
31:20Well, let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily.
31:28Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal?
31:34You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming.
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:39No choice.
31:40I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless.
31:49Grab her first.
31:50Then we hunt the child.
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together.
32:04Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe.
32:24Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now.
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:37Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:40End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:50Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:55I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband?
33:08Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine!
33:13I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking.
33:48Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra.
34:20The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing!
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us.
34:36We're finished!
34:38Don't worry, darling.
34:39Things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me!
34:49Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack!
34:55Look around!
34:56We're surrounded!
34:57We could actually die here!
35:04My lords!
35:05Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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