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00:00:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:00:45I forgive you.
00:01:21I forgive you.
00:01:43Shit.
00:01:44In here.
00:01:46Man, the hay guy still hasn't come with under 15 bales.
00:01:51What, are you supposed to stop feeding the horses?
00:01:53Wait till he's up about end with the drought.
00:01:56Good jerk.
00:01:56Hey, Katie, which one's her bridle?
00:01:59Rubber snaffle with the grated reins.
00:02:21Sorry.
00:02:21Sorry.
00:02:21Sorry.
00:02:21Sorry.
00:02:23I'm here.
00:02:23Whoa.
00:02:25You know, I hate when people move bridles around.
00:02:28I just...
00:02:29Barns are all about organization.
00:02:32And I like to stay organized.
00:02:36Okay.
00:02:39Ready?
00:02:44Right.
00:02:48Come on, princess.
00:02:49No need to tell my mom.
00:02:51Just a little pickup.
00:02:55Okay.
00:02:55We're good.
00:02:56Okay.
00:03:04Every day.
00:03:05What is that?
00:03:07It's chapter nine.
00:03:09And what is that?
00:03:11It's a dirty stall.
00:03:13And which one do I pay you for?
00:03:15Katie!
00:03:16Hey!
00:03:17Winslow's coming by later to fix the washing machine.
00:03:20See if you can't get us a discount, huh?
00:03:23Please no Winslow.
00:03:24You're not religious.
00:03:26I'm desperate.
00:03:27He's such a hunk.
00:03:30Ew.
00:03:31No.
00:03:40Can I pee?
00:03:42Ma'am.
00:03:46Why do all your memoirs take place in New York City?
00:03:49It's fiction.
00:03:50I'm asking you to go to New York.
00:03:52I'm pretty sure that's your crab infestation.
00:03:54Uh-huh.
00:03:55You would know.
00:03:58My sister says it's amazing.
00:04:01All the people are creative and freaky.
00:04:07You can be yourself.
00:04:11A lot of good that does me.
00:04:13Leave room for the cats.
00:04:15I wouldn't want to move to New York anyways.
00:04:17It's filthy.
00:04:18How do you know?
00:04:19Well, we'd pass it to visit my great granny in Stampton.
00:04:23Didn't she die?
00:04:25No.
00:04:26No, no.
00:04:26My mom would drink martinis at the club and I'd hang with great granny.
00:04:30She'd had all these weird artistic friends.
00:04:33Always had some hot-name boyfriend.
00:04:35Oh my god.
00:04:36I want to be her.
00:04:37Yeah, well, I haven't seen her in ten years.
00:04:40She got in this big fight with my mom.
00:04:41Oh no.
00:04:42You know, come to think of it, she might be dead.
00:04:46Who's dead?
00:04:47Your liver dug.
00:04:49It's okay.
00:04:51How many beers have you had today?
00:04:54Well, I started mowing around 8 a.m.
00:04:57So...
00:04:5830?
00:04:59Couple?
00:04:59Wow, so you're wasted.
00:05:02No.
00:05:02I had a sobriety test for you.
00:05:04What?
00:05:05What a sobriety test was that?
00:05:08Do a sobriety test correctly next time.
00:05:10You know they have other beverages on the market besides PBR and Mountain Dew?
00:05:14What?
00:05:14Like Mr. Pepper?
00:05:15Mr. Pepper.
00:05:17What do you think?
00:05:20Want a Pinto?
00:05:22From you, no thanks.
00:05:23It's probably hallucinogenic.
00:05:25All of my meds are prescription, you know that.
00:05:28Dr. Snyder just the other day told me that my OCD came from dad, actually.
00:05:32OCD?
00:05:33Yeah.
00:05:34Avoiding responsibility doesn't make you OCD, Doug.
00:05:37Guess where my anxiety comes from.
00:05:38Wash up.
00:05:40I'm having the bails for dinner.
00:05:43Katie, you're invited.
00:05:46Thanks, Mama.
00:05:52I expect you'll be here.
00:05:55Probably.
00:05:58You hear me?
00:06:03So that's a yes, I take it, huh?
00:06:05No.
00:06:06I'm serious.
00:06:07Yours?
00:06:08How?
00:06:09This town is full of girls dumb enough to marry you.
00:06:11Why would you say that?
00:06:12Your dick has been down every dirt road in this county.
00:06:18So should we invite cousins or keep it close?
00:06:21Why do you want to do it?
00:06:22I'm cooking chicken.
00:06:24I'm a vegetarian.
00:06:25They're bringing those lovely girls for dinner.
00:06:28Still a vegetarian.
00:06:30I don't like pussy either.
00:06:31They're on spring break.
00:06:33They're delightful girls.
00:06:35I thought you and Douglas would enjoy their company.
00:06:38Is their brother coming?
00:06:39I don't know if Michael-
00:06:41It wouldn't hurt to try.
00:06:43To try?
00:06:44To try girls?
00:06:46Mom, I've tried girls.
00:06:47It doesn't work.
00:06:48Don't be silly.
00:06:49They know I'm gay anyways.
00:06:51They have two I's and Facebook.
00:06:53You don't put that online.
00:06:55Ooh.
00:06:56Oh, stop that.
00:06:57Put that on.
00:06:58Look what I found.
00:07:00Alright, well your class was a wash, so let's try Phillips.
00:07:03So yeah, let's go through the yearbook.
00:07:04Betsy Adams.
00:07:05One.
00:07:07Sally Archer.
00:07:09Two.
00:07:10I don't know why you're doing this.
00:07:12I'm a different person.
00:07:13This is not me.
00:07:14You know that.
00:07:14I don't understand why you're trying to humiliate me.
00:07:17Chrissy Baker-
00:07:18She was a fixer-upper.
00:07:19Okay.
00:07:20Basically a favor.
00:07:21We're only on the bees.
00:07:22All you have to do is talk with them.
00:07:25What about him?
00:07:25Why doesn't he have to get a job?
00:07:27The farm is his job.
00:07:29This community.
00:07:30Well, I'm a writer.
00:07:31That's my job.
00:07:32You let me know when that makes any money.
00:07:34So he gets to hang out here because he's the older brother?
00:07:37That's Virginia.
00:07:38That's archaic.
00:07:40Mom, I have nowhere else to go.
00:07:41I have no living relatives apart from-
00:07:45From dad wherever he is.
00:07:47And great granny.
00:07:49That's not entirely true.
00:07:56Dad back?
00:07:57Oh no.
00:07:59It's great granny.
00:08:01She's dead.
00:08:10Stop.
00:08:11Let go.
00:08:12You're making this worse.
00:08:13That bitch.
00:08:14She's your mother.
00:08:16She loves you.
00:08:17The only relative I liked has been dead for three weeks and she didn't tell me.
00:08:22Like she does not have to wash her face.
00:08:24Like.
00:08:33Bobby, how did you get me?
00:08:41Maybe.
00:08:43A big
00:08:44I like my wife.
00:08:45The wife.
00:08:45To the group.
00:08:45Wonderful.ossing器.
00:08:46To the two way.
00:08:46two of time.
00:08:47Let go.
00:08:47Clear. deep downy style.
00:08:50Can't be
00:08:50mating.
00:09:07Maggie, yes, please come in.
00:09:10Boys, have a seat.
00:09:13Sorry, Patrick.
00:09:16I led you to light.
00:09:17Proto-Porphyria is no joke.
00:09:20No, it's not to be taken lightly either.
00:09:22Now that I have you all here, Marguerite cared for you greatly, which is why she made sure you'd be
00:09:26taken care of.
00:09:27Has the IRS seen these?
00:09:29For young Maggie, a list of cash and assets that must be taxed first and then transferred into your possession.
00:09:36For young Douglas.
00:09:40The house, the Hamptons house, what's that listed under?
00:09:44That's 223 Main Street.
00:09:47What?
00:09:48The paperwork will take a couple weeks to go through.
00:09:51Oh, this is a joke.
00:09:52The house is vacant, so here you go.
00:09:55This is a mistake.
00:09:58She was very true.
00:09:59We'll figure this out.
00:10:00Figure what out?
00:10:01Calm, she left this to me.
00:10:04I'm going to East Hampton.
00:10:08She wanted me to suffer.
00:10:10There's no proof you knew anything.
00:10:12There is.
00:10:13Somewhere in that house.
00:10:15She kept a record.
00:10:16You, go with him!
00:10:18Katie, please pick up, pack a bag, and meet me in my house.
00:10:21Our lives have meaning.
00:10:22I'll call you back.
00:10:25It's a long walk.
00:10:27I'll be fine.
00:10:31What's the plan, Phillip?
00:10:33Pulled up in the house until it falls down around you?
00:10:35What do you want, Doug?
00:10:43I want to come.
00:10:44Oh, you do plenty of that around here.
00:10:46You know you're garbage at fixing a house.
00:10:49That's probably true.
00:10:51I could sweet talk the New Yorkers.
00:10:52Easy.
00:10:53That's probably not true.
00:10:55Listen, I won't get in your way.
00:10:57I promise.
00:10:57You already are in my way.
00:10:58How are you planning on getting there?
00:11:01Yeah.
00:11:03Huh.
00:11:06All right.
00:11:08On condition.
00:11:09Sure.
00:11:10What?
00:11:10No drugs, no drinking.
00:11:12At all?
00:11:13Dude, you have one.
00:11:14You have a million.
00:11:14I know how you work.
00:11:15All right.
00:11:15Fair enough.
00:11:17No mother.
00:11:18That's one of my rules.
00:11:19I thought of that.
00:11:21And keep that zipped.
00:11:23Consider it zipped.
00:11:25Go have some sober fun, buddy.
00:11:32You got it.
00:11:34Keep going.
00:11:37You're going to be fine.
00:11:39Hey, I haven't left Virginia in like a year.
00:11:42That's not true.
00:11:43We went to West Virginia like six months ago to go to that titty bar.
00:11:46All right.
00:11:47Hop in, queer.
00:11:48Why did I let him come?
00:11:50He's harmless.
00:11:51Unless he's a decent pack animal.
00:11:52Can't help me money.
00:11:54Who cares?
00:11:55We're going to be living in a house in the richest neighborhood in all of America.
00:11:58You think there'll be guys?
00:11:59Are you kidding me?
00:12:00You're going to be beating them off with tennis rackets.
00:12:03Come with me.
00:12:04No.
00:12:05Come with me, please.
00:12:06Stop.
00:12:06You've been doing this all day.
00:12:08I can't just quit my job.
00:12:10Why not?
00:12:11Jose's covering for me and covering for you, too.
00:12:13What is your mom going to say?
00:12:14Oh, she'll be fine.
00:12:16Just go pack your bag and come with me.
00:12:19You're ready, Dad.
00:12:24Are you little?
00:12:25Well...
00:12:30We...
00:12:32We...
00:12:36We...
00:13:44Hey, Teddy.
00:13:45Would you switch with me?
00:13:46You know, it's better, boy-girl.
00:13:48Get over your gender labels.
00:13:52Gender what?
00:13:55Oh, yeah?
00:13:56You're gonna break the rules right in front of my face?
00:13:59Good.
00:14:00Is it prescription medications?
00:14:02So?
00:14:03So how else do you think I'm gonna sleep in this hellhole, Philip?
00:14:05You know, don't think I didn't see that text from Mother, either.
00:14:08She drank the Chardonnay and sent the text all by herself.
00:14:12You know, I just can't escape her negative energy if her face is always on your phone.
00:14:17Watch.
00:14:17Look.
00:14:19Airplane mode.
00:14:20Oh.
00:14:25Good night.
00:14:26Good night.
00:14:32Did you check the mail yet?
00:14:34They still do mail?
00:14:36This is all for great-granny.
00:14:37Don't they know she's dead?
00:14:38I don't think they care.
00:14:43Plumber, electrician, lawn service.
00:14:46Why does my lawn look so bad if I have so many bills from them?
00:14:49Ah.
00:14:50Top ones for me.
00:14:53From the Village of East Hampton Tax Evasion Service.
00:14:57What did I do?
00:15:00$45,000?
00:15:05Look here.
00:15:06It says,
00:15:07Once transferred into your name, you have 90 days to pay or the bank repossesses.
00:15:13You know, poor people allowed, right?
00:15:14I think we should call your mother.
00:15:16No.
00:15:17No, no, no.
00:15:17I can do this.
00:15:18I can do this about her.
00:15:19I'm an adult.
00:15:20This is what adults do.
00:15:24Did you finish all of the gin?
00:15:27It's either on the mantle
00:15:30or I drank it all.
00:15:32Here, grab one of Gigi's jars down there.
00:15:38Furnace fire?
00:15:39What the hell is that?
00:15:40Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Peach.
00:15:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:15:43That does not look drinkable.
00:15:49Oh, yeah.
00:15:50That did the trick.
00:15:54Oh, isn't it?
00:15:57This is bathtub booze, baby.
00:16:00Oh, man.
00:16:01That's the real deal.
00:16:03It's a religious experience.
00:16:04Don't drink too much.
00:16:05Take a little sip if you're going to try it.
00:16:07Is it like moonshine?
00:16:08Yeah, it's authentic.
00:16:09It's, uh, yeah, weeds and water, bathtub rim.
00:16:13Probably made in the bathtub.
00:16:16Yeah.
00:16:17That's a proper response to that.
00:16:20You all right there?
00:16:21Oh, that burns.
00:16:24Save that till later.
00:16:39Yeah, but guys, what if the cops come by?
00:16:41Oh, what's that, miss?
00:16:43Oh, here's someone right now.
00:16:45Good morning.
00:16:46I'm going to toss to it.
00:16:47Antinoush!
00:16:48It's great for runners.
00:16:50Great for your calves.
00:16:51Great.
00:16:53This is not the right target group.
00:16:55Where is everyone?
00:16:58Lawn parties.
00:17:00Polo matches.
00:17:01The club.
00:17:02Okay.
00:17:02Well, that's where we need to be.
00:17:04Let's wrap it up.
00:17:05Get to it.
00:17:06How do you propose we go there?
00:17:09I mean, we could...
00:17:10We could crash.
00:17:12Crash a car?
00:17:13A party.
00:17:15No, no.
00:17:16Absolutely not.
00:17:17Those people have diamonds.
00:17:19They arrive in helicopters, and they're scary.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:23So, we'll arrive on bikes.
00:17:26Because it's mysterious.
00:17:28I like the enthusiasm, guys, but we are not arriving on bikes.
00:17:32Frankly, you've got to put a little more effort towards your outfits.
00:17:37What?
00:17:37If you want to blend in, you've got to put a little effort forward, okay?
00:17:42Well, how the hell do you expect me to dress?
00:17:44I'm wearing a dress.
00:17:46He wants you to dress like a candidate.
00:17:49And this shirt.
00:17:51Polo, let me wear this shirt.
00:17:52Please don't worry about your shirt.
00:17:54You look great.
00:17:54It's fine.
00:17:55Yeah, just tell them your railroad money.
00:17:58What are those?
00:17:59It's your business cards, huh?
00:18:02They're a little homemade.
00:18:03I have the exact same handwriting as Thomas Jefferson.
00:18:06Guys, can we just try the lemonade stand, like, one more time?
00:18:09Lord, this is hockey.
00:18:10This is mom's crowd.
00:18:12We have bucket loads of money, okay?
00:18:14Can't have no money.
00:18:15If we had any money, we'd be in there.
00:18:17We'd have to sneak in.
00:18:18And we love moonshine.
00:18:19Railroad money.
00:18:20Let's go.
00:18:20Railroad money.
00:18:21Choo-choo.
00:18:21Choo-choo.
00:18:22Choo-choo-choo-choo.
00:18:23Hey!
00:18:27Silly, drunken, state-wise.
00:18:29Silliest.
00:18:30Tell them about the brandy.
00:18:32Well, I said all's well as the ends will.
00:18:34That's what's the moonshine.
00:18:38Railroads.
00:18:39Canadian ones.
00:18:41Lots of importing, exporting, pocket pucks, maple syrup, moose antlers, that kind of stuff.
00:18:49One thing we didn't have to import, though, was the white lightning.
00:18:53Mmm.
00:18:55This dinner's crisp.
00:18:57Oh, railroads.
00:18:59What about them?
00:19:01My family.
00:19:03My family's in railroads.
00:19:06Fools.
00:19:08Why don't you take the bus?
00:19:10Cigarette?
00:19:12And on smoke.
00:19:19Yeah, me neither.
00:19:27Where'd you get that voice from?
00:19:30Just from God, girl.
00:19:32Did you hear that old lady talking?
00:19:36What are you, French again?
00:19:39What?
00:19:40This will kill you.
00:19:46If my son just stop drinking all this cocaine, he might start dancing in the punch bowl.
00:19:52This will be the old lady's.
00:19:54Hey, by the way, I need more cards.
00:19:56Would you just...
00:19:57Have mine.
00:20:01Oh, I have both cards.
00:20:03I'm nude.
00:20:07Um.
00:20:08My cigarette went out.
00:20:17Thanks.
00:20:23How do you do those?
00:20:25You should flick it with the back of your throat.
00:20:31Hi, if my mother saw me smoking.
00:20:33Just smoking a horse, it's Kellop.
00:20:37When horse tranquilizers, those are fine.
00:20:40Yeah, those bad boys are pretty intense.
00:20:43Have you taken horse tranquilizers?
00:20:45I've had a little bit of everything.
00:20:47What's your poison?
00:20:49Oh.
00:20:51What, like drugs?
00:20:53I don't do drugs.
00:20:54I, um...
00:20:56I ate a house plant once after I smoked weed.
00:21:00Um...
00:21:00I...
00:21:01I get kind of weird.
00:21:04I think that's the whole point.
00:21:08You should come smoke with me sometime.
00:21:12Oh.
00:21:17What?
00:21:19I'm actually staying at her place.
00:21:21Who's she?
00:21:23Are you kidding?
00:21:25That's Kitty?
00:21:26She's one of the hosts.
00:21:28No.
00:21:30Are you crashing this party?
00:21:33Is she your girlfriend?
00:21:37Yeah, we're just friends.
00:21:40But I am an artist.
00:21:42So?
00:21:45We have no more else.
00:21:55Have you guys seen Kitty?
00:21:59No.
00:22:00Sorry.
00:22:00Sorry.
00:22:02Have you guys seen Kitty?
00:22:05No.
00:22:06No.
00:22:11It's fun.
00:22:14Just give me two...
00:22:15Can I have two more weeks?
00:22:17I will.
00:22:19Bye-bye.
00:22:19Where you got to?
00:22:20Hmm?
00:22:21I've heard more languages in this place than I have my entire life.
00:22:26These people are real.
00:22:28Real...
00:22:29Stuck up.
00:22:31Hey, what's that?
00:22:33Xanax for my anxiety.
00:22:35We get Philomyn too.
00:22:36You're disgusting.
00:22:38You know that?
00:22:39You're drunk.
00:22:40I heard you're in the bushes too.
00:22:42Get off me.
00:22:42Alright?
00:22:43Go back to Virginia, Doug.
00:22:44Nobody wants you here.
00:22:49What was that about?
00:22:51Ruffie.
00:22:52You know, you two ought to be a little nicer to each other, okay?
00:22:56You're both good people.
00:22:58You just...
00:22:59You think a little differently.
00:23:02It's true.
00:23:04Are you gonna remember this in the morning?
00:23:06Alright, where is that little guy?
00:23:08He needs to loosen up.
00:23:09Show these people he's not a stick in the mud.
00:23:10Where's the DJ?
00:23:13Where's the DJ?
00:23:15Bastard.
00:23:16Alyssaaks.
00:23:21I mean...
00:23:23I'm with you.
00:23:24I'm with you.
00:23:33I'm with you.
00:23:38I know.
00:23:40I know.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:45I know.
00:23:46him for sexy oh what's today's chapter about no no no no please please please please please please
00:23:52i don't smoke said philip dying for a cigarette despite his advanced asthma
00:23:59me neither said hunter in two words philip was profoundly confused and profoundly in love
00:24:06and they did it it's fiction hope so don't let love ruin perfectly get sex oh great
00:24:15don't be so mean last night i mean he got so drunk he's here for you it's a big deal
00:24:22i know
00:24:24you look at him he's wearing a fleece at the beach hey he's hungover hey big boy what took
00:24:30you so long oh whatever we do let's not advertise the hampton tush hangover part of this thing
00:24:36morning morning you see that wasn't that hard you saw any hooch yeah plenty
00:24:45people are into it they were despite your complete lack of interest in helping in any way okay take it
00:24:53easy i've been delivering all morning we got a guy uh andrew jewett i think kitty something the one from
00:24:59the party that i've never met i met her i i met her at the party last night i can
00:25:04make that delivery
00:25:04for you okay if we had a party like brews every night you know be in the green another time
00:25:10why don't
00:25:11we huh you know next to deliverers well we could have one you know big open house get everyone in
00:25:19there
00:25:19just need a just need a good name i'm catching hamptons the hamptons party the hamptons hooch
00:25:28it's a big party big bash the fun cool party the well what are words to do with moonshine like
00:25:37the revenuers rave bootleggers bash what bootleggers that's it it's right here so it includes a
00:25:46fireworks budget great granny's idea apparently oh we're gonna burn this down let's burn this
00:25:52son of a gun to the ground burn this mother down oh yeah oh yeah
00:25:56oh
00:25:59oh
00:26:00oh
00:26:00Oh, my God!
00:27:31I know you.
00:27:33You're the party crasher.
00:27:42I thought she was kidding.
00:27:45What, you mean with the moonshine?
00:27:46No.
00:27:47You've never been in the south before?
00:27:49It's real moonshine.
00:27:51So then what?
00:27:53What do you mean?
00:27:55So you sell the moonshine, save the house.
00:27:58Then what?
00:27:59Well, you know, then I...
00:28:02Then I live in peace.
00:28:04Away from my mother.
00:28:05Yikes.
00:28:07What?
00:28:08I mean, I could...
00:28:10I could write.
00:28:13You're a writer?
00:28:15Well, I'm trying to be.
00:28:17You either are.
00:28:19Or you aren't.
00:28:20I am.
00:28:23I'm a writer.
00:28:27What do you write about?
00:28:30You know, my experiences.
00:28:32Stuff I do.
00:28:34This as I go.
00:28:36How interesting do you think your book's gonna be if you live alone like an old cat lady?
00:28:39I'm not an old cat lady.
00:28:40I just, you know, I just want somewhere I can be alone and be myself.
00:28:47Doesn't that happen in here?
00:28:55Get some!
00:28:55Huh?
00:28:56Get some!
00:29:07All the strength in yoga comes from the core, okay?
00:29:10Okay.
00:29:11My seat on your hips?
00:29:13Take my hands?
00:29:14Flex your abs.
00:29:16I saw a couple doing this on the beach the other day.
00:29:19It was so sexy.
00:29:20So they did it?
00:29:21I don't know.
00:29:23You're strong.
00:29:24Thanks.
00:29:26Sorry.
00:29:27It's okay.
00:29:28You all right?
00:29:30Yeah.
00:29:30Good.
00:29:33Careful.
00:29:34Here, Willie.
00:29:35I got it.
00:29:37I'm offering you a hand.
00:29:39Yeah, I see that.
00:29:42Do you think these Yankee guys are any better?
00:29:46No, I don't, but I think you could try a little harder.
00:29:51At what?
00:29:52I'm a natural.
00:29:53Yeah, you're a natural of the whole southern gentry thing.
00:29:56I get it.
00:29:56I'm just...
00:29:58I'm saying there's more.
00:30:00I don't follow.
00:30:03Dougie, I love that you love your history.
00:30:05I think that's great, but...
00:30:07You know, I think you should add to it.
00:30:09I'm upholding it.
00:30:10That's different.
00:30:12How?
00:30:13You rely on it too much.
00:30:14You don't change anything.
00:30:16Take a risk.
00:30:20Not that risky.
00:30:26Hey, why is my window crooked?
00:30:30See?
00:30:33Okay.
00:30:35I got it.
00:30:36Sketching is all symmetry.
00:30:38Math.
00:30:40That's why it's so easy.
00:30:42Anyone can go to art school for it.
00:30:46Painting?
00:30:46That's tough.
00:30:49Do you paint?
00:30:51Try to.
00:30:53Sell anything?
00:30:56Yeah.
00:30:57A couple pieces in the National Gallery.
00:31:00That's cool.
00:31:01That's in New York.
00:31:03You're cute.
00:31:10Just so you know.
00:31:12Selling to the public is absurd.
00:31:15Private money's where it's at.
00:31:17Good.
00:31:24I hate math.
00:31:34I hate math.
00:31:38I hate math.
00:31:46I hate math.
00:32:06look at these guys
00:32:07chocolate
00:32:1112.95 what is a marion of gold
00:32:14it's ridiculous
00:32:17oh what $15 hamburger
00:32:20oh it's locally raised
00:32:22better be the locally raised
00:32:24and martha stewart's guest ass
00:32:27hey little guy
00:32:28huh
00:32:29cow jokes
00:32:31you're missing them
00:32:32he's way too busy writing a poem
00:32:34about the uh
00:32:37you know
00:32:37aw it's okay you didn't kiss him
00:32:40i don't know man i think you messed up
00:32:42i don't know if i didn't kiss him
00:32:43i don't know if he's gay
00:32:45everyone's at least bi
00:32:46what's up tree
00:32:48i'm not bi
00:32:49maybe you should try it
00:32:50kidding bisexual is worse
00:32:52alright they're greedy
00:32:53well people are trying everything these days
00:32:56no
00:32:56there were other people on the beach
00:32:58it was just
00:33:00it was too risky
00:33:02aww take a risk
00:33:03they don't want to see me kissing a guy
00:33:06well who's they
00:33:06you know who they are
00:33:08think you're hot shit just because you're queer still if you're wrong
00:33:11nobody cares
00:33:12he's right
00:33:13no one cares at all
00:33:13how do you know
00:33:15because this place is in virginia and these people aren't your mother
00:33:18and also new yorkers are the weirdest people in the world and are not surprised by anything
00:33:22nobody cares
00:33:22you can tell me no one cares over and over and over and doesn't make it true
00:33:26just because they're not tar and feathering me at the moment does not mean that you don't care
00:33:32i don't care
00:33:33i don't care
00:33:35all right so right there is where all of the playboy bunnies live i'm pretty sure
00:33:41that is a 1978 hinkley picnic boat guaranteed
00:33:44what the hell are you talking about
00:33:47now here's the the nice one check these babies out
00:33:50oh my god if he lives in one of these places you better kiss him
00:33:53oh are you will
00:33:56steal it right from under on top of you
00:33:58i gotta take this
00:33:59there he is
00:34:01oh my god he's naked
00:34:04hey hunter
00:34:06hey
00:34:08oh come on is he gay
00:34:12we're missing the ledger
00:34:14it's a leather bound book with all her accounts and clients
00:34:16there's nothing here but mouse paper and a f***ing mattress
00:34:18that i happen to be sharing with philip
00:34:20i know it's there she must have hidden it
00:34:28drive it down tomorrow
00:34:30that's eight hours each way
00:34:31i don't trust the mail and dr schneider has prescriptions waiting
00:34:39love you too
00:34:41we made it
00:34:43hey you
00:34:46katie charmed
00:34:48hello beautiful
00:34:49hello forward
00:34:52and who's this
00:34:53hey hey i'm doug
00:34:55hunter i'd kiss your hand too but you talk like you own a gun
00:34:59hey
00:34:59carl moonshine
00:35:01i miss kitty
00:35:02so when is my next home delivery
00:35:05oh actually uh philip's in charge of that now
00:35:07oh shame
00:35:09well take the boat without me
00:35:11the kids are in the house
00:35:28i would have taken the yacht
00:35:29but kitty sank it
00:35:32i was a sailor
00:35:35i like saltine death
00:35:39i hate the ocean
00:35:40don't kill yourself sweetheart
00:35:43gee i'm crazy about him
00:35:45i know
00:35:47i wish there was a
00:35:48like a secret code you know
00:35:50tap once for yes tap twice for
00:35:53i love you too
00:35:56i feel like mystery is half the attraction
00:35:58when i know everything about a guy
00:36:00i don't want him to stick it in me anymore
00:36:01whoa
00:36:04makes me feel like shit
00:36:06i think it's just the boat
00:36:07no
00:36:10it's the love
00:36:11it sucks
00:36:12why don't you just have a good time with him
00:36:13have some fun
00:36:14i don't know why you're making this so serious
00:36:15easy for you to say
00:36:17an emotional island
00:36:20okay let's tone it down
00:36:22why are you attacking me right now
00:36:23you have never liked a guy for more than just sex
00:36:26ew why would i
00:36:29lucky
00:36:32it's happening
00:36:33okay let's do it
00:36:34let's do it
00:36:37let it out
00:36:42oklahoma joe
00:36:44you sleep with her yet
00:36:46katie
00:36:46no she's uh
00:36:48she's different you know
00:36:49what does that have to do with sex
00:36:53i bet you you've been banging kitty or what
00:36:55i have
00:36:56yeah
00:36:58so have you
00:37:00colonel moonshine
00:37:01you think she'd say anything about that
00:37:03about us
00:37:03kitty
00:37:04yeah kitty not
00:37:05no she's cool
00:37:07had her way back in art school
00:37:10she used to make these
00:37:11large-scale light installations
00:37:13god they were awful
00:37:15but then she started sleeping with this old guy steven
00:37:17and now she has a gallery in the city
00:37:21he's coming out this weekend
00:37:22he has to show him my work
00:37:24she thinks he'd be a real whale
00:37:26a whale what's a whale
00:37:27what do you mean whale
00:37:28patron of the arts
00:37:29pays for the shit artists can't afford
00:37:31you know
00:37:31so that's his job is to pay if you should be a cat ford what
00:37:34no
00:37:35he's in finance
00:37:36he just has too much money
00:37:38so what does he get out of that
00:37:39all right
00:37:40a little
00:37:41a little bit
00:37:43it's not gay if i'm the one getting it right
00:37:45oh it's still gay
00:37:45yeah i'm pretty sure it's still gay
00:37:48don't tell me you've never used your dick for personal gain
00:37:52once upon a time my friend
00:37:54i changed your mind
00:37:56doggy do you have any dramamine in your medicine cabinet over there
00:38:00uh
00:38:02got zoloft
00:38:04double quailates
00:38:05oh yeah here
00:38:07one for me
00:38:08well something to wash it down with
00:38:20here take this
00:38:22what's that
00:38:23dramamine
00:38:24don't you get dramamine
00:38:25i'm dead
00:38:27no thanks
00:38:29it's gonna make you feel better
00:38:30oh yeah it might also make me think i can sly
00:38:34you know i am already feeling better
00:38:36so thank you
00:38:39it's over the counter
00:38:40relax
00:38:41just take it
00:38:42it'll make you feel better i swear
00:38:44did it come from his pocket
00:38:47yeah so
00:38:48you know
00:38:49doug gets his pills mixed up
00:38:51which is weird for someone who claims to have ocd
00:38:53he's totally full of shit
00:38:55he gave me an advil for my high school graduation
00:38:58my principal turned into a goat
00:38:59and i left him in ambulance
00:39:02okay let the fish have all the fun
00:39:25is that no one else
00:39:28hey buddy
00:39:33you're beautiful
00:39:35and we're free
00:39:37yeah
00:39:38free from my mother
00:39:41i like your mom
00:39:43she doesn't take shit from men
00:39:48uh oh
00:39:50here's one now
00:39:53please place your cheek in my hand
00:40:15let's do this
00:40:16come out of the canal
00:40:18come on though
00:40:20dougie
00:40:21hunter you wanna come see the house
00:40:23i should uh
00:40:25probably get going
00:40:26no
00:40:27coming for a beer man
00:40:29yeah
00:40:31okay
00:40:37what books used to be here
00:40:40capote fitzgerald
00:40:42and i read my first hemingway here when i was 13
00:40:45what are you an 80 year old man
00:40:48oh come on there's good stuff here
00:40:50look we've got
00:40:52kerouac
00:40:53franzen you know i brought those from virginia
00:40:55oh great you're an 80 year old and a misogynist
00:40:59how about some
00:41:01virginia wolf
00:41:03tony morrison
00:41:03zadie smith
00:41:04just a little bit of diversity
00:41:06um
00:41:07i brought david sedaris
00:41:10i'm not sure if that counts
00:41:15what do we have down here
00:41:20more of grandpa's books
00:41:27do you know what these are
00:41:29no
00:41:31they're letters
00:41:35from my mother
00:41:37god
00:41:39don't do that
00:41:40why not
00:41:41these are
00:41:42handwritten notes
00:41:43they're like
00:41:44history
00:41:45they have an oppressive regime
00:41:48but a regime nonetheless
00:41:52james
00:41:53joyce
00:41:54thank
00:41:55god
00:41:56have you ever read this it's like
00:41:57wading through molasses
00:42:00oh
00:42:02who's this right
00:42:03uh no that is not for your eyes
00:42:05that is a very obscure author
00:42:06completely unknown
00:42:09please give me that
00:42:10see as southern as david sedaris
00:42:17it's good
00:42:23i'm a little intrigued by this
00:42:25thunder character
00:42:26that is a character you would not like
00:42:29okay he's he's short he's chubby
00:42:31you know he works in finance
00:42:33the only art he thinks is
00:42:34jeff coons
00:42:36disgusting
00:42:37great reference virginia slim
00:42:41you submitted to the writing contest
00:42:42the what
00:42:45east hampton library has a
00:42:46writing contest
00:42:47winner gets a residency
00:42:50and a column in the online newspaper
00:42:53the east hampton library has an online newspaper
00:42:57yeah check it out
00:42:58i submitted last week
00:43:01oh here's our first problem
00:43:03the voice of east hampton
00:43:04that is not me
00:43:07but it could be come on let's submit a writing sample
00:43:09absolutely not
00:43:11why not
00:43:13these people don't care what i have to say
00:43:14this is east hampton
00:43:16this is
00:43:16this is not me
00:43:18these are scribbles
00:43:19these are thoughts
00:43:20why don't you just
00:43:21take a risk sometime
00:43:24see what happens
00:43:42easy
00:43:43i know
00:43:43i'm gonna put this here
00:43:59i'm sorry
00:44:13i have to go to virginia
00:44:16what
00:44:17i have to go to virginia
00:44:18i'll be back
00:44:19but i just have to go
00:44:21why
00:44:23now
00:44:24i just have to
00:44:25i'll be back
00:44:29you're nervous
00:44:31i'm not nervous
00:44:31yeah you are
00:44:32you're twisting your hair
00:44:34you do that when you're nervous
00:44:35i'm fine
00:44:35i'm fine
00:44:36i'm fine
00:44:37i'm not nervous
00:44:38you're just gonna take a pill
00:44:39i don't have any pills
00:44:40yeah you do
00:44:40that's what you're gonna do
00:44:41you're about to go take a pill
00:44:42give me your pills
00:44:44i don't have any pills
00:44:45give me your pills
00:44:48please
00:45:00did you just flush my medication down the toilet
00:45:02yeah
00:45:06why
00:45:06why did you do that
00:45:09oh
00:45:10golly
00:45:11why did you do that
00:45:12because you're a child
00:45:13you don't need them
00:45:15i'm a child
00:45:16relax
00:45:19you just flushed all my medication
00:45:21yeah i did
00:45:22get over it
00:45:23get over it
00:45:24look this is my pill
00:45:26it's very strong
00:45:27i don't want your pill
00:45:29can i have my pills
00:45:30well you have no pills left
00:45:32so this is all you've got
00:45:35just take it in a desperate case of anxiety
00:45:41i'm gonna go to bed
00:45:47doggie
00:45:47what
00:45:48stop
00:45:50why
00:45:50because i don't want philip to get upset
00:45:54you don't want philip to get upset
00:45:57his rule
00:45:57i talk to my mother every night
00:46:00i don't feel well
00:46:01i'm still coming down
00:46:04what are you so afraid of
00:46:06nothing
00:46:13you have the shell katie
00:46:14i do not have a shell
00:46:16i don't
00:46:17look at this shell
00:46:20shell
00:46:20that's a shell
00:46:21you have a shell
00:46:22you're the shelliest girl i know
00:46:25if i don't protect myself
00:46:27who will
00:46:28i would
00:46:31i don't need you
00:46:36all right
00:46:57hi
00:46:59surprise
00:47:01Surprise?
00:47:06Morning.
00:47:11What time is it?
00:47:1310.30.
00:47:19Oh, I got that confirmation email from the writing contest.
00:47:26Wait, Gertrude Stein in no time.
00:47:32I can make crepes.
00:47:35Uh, no.
00:47:36I'm getting lunch with Kitty.
00:47:39Sugar Daddy.
00:47:41Looks like fun.
00:47:43Gotta harpoon those whales, bro.
00:47:48Well, you know, there'll be other parties.
00:47:51They're going to Natucka in three weeks.
00:47:54Ain't gonna tag along.
00:47:56In three weeks?
00:47:57Yup.
00:48:00You see my underwear?
00:48:03Oh well.
00:48:09Takes you out to lunch, okay?
00:48:10Okay.
00:48:10Okay.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13Okay.
00:48:21Okay.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:32Okay.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:35Okay.
00:48:54Okay.
00:49:03Okay.
00:49:05Let's get here.
00:49:12What
00:49:13That hell is so darky
00:49:23What took you so long it's an eight-hour drive who was that no one is what is that stop
00:49:30yeah, who's that oh
00:49:32Oh Patrick wait, he has the ledger don't make us some sandwiches
00:49:49Hey Betty
00:49:52You going in house blend it's better
00:49:59Not too bad don't ugandans have bigger problems
00:50:05Where the shot
00:50:09Hey, um, we need to move the party up why well, I'm just leaving for Nantucket in three weeks with
00:50:16that slut kitty on her yacht
00:50:19One do before he goes
00:50:21Huh
00:50:23Was that him? I just thought you know, you beg me for crepes, but keep that sexy ass of the
00:50:29curb
00:50:33What's up with you nothing nada nine?
00:50:40Yes, see ya
00:50:45Make room
00:50:47Okay, so you know when I was a girl and
00:50:51I had no father a drunk mother and I was this hot when I was 12
00:50:57Yeah, but you were such a tomboy exactly I didn't want to be
00:51:01Sexualized so young. I wanted nothing to do with men. I I shaved my head for Christ's sake
00:51:08And now I feel lost and
00:51:12Mushy and
00:51:18I don't know if I'm lost
00:51:19No, no, no, no
00:51:21Now all I can think about is your stupid brute
00:51:24My what?
00:51:27Your barn
00:51:28Your barn
00:51:29Because Winslow's there
00:51:32Winslow?
00:51:33Yeah
00:51:33That's who all this is about?
00:51:35Why him? Why now?
00:51:36It's weird
00:51:37That's that's weird
00:51:38Um, he's growing on me
00:51:43All right, Katie, you're my
00:51:44You're my emotional island
00:51:47Yeah
00:51:47Okay, you're a sturdy palm
00:51:49Yeah
00:51:49Growing from bitter hot sand surrounded by shark infested waters
00:51:54Mm-hmm
00:51:56Now all of a sudden you got to be validated by a man
00:51:59I do not need to be validated by a man
00:52:06That doesn't mean I can't sleep with one
00:52:09But Winslow's so primitive. I mean, he's like a monkey
00:52:15There's more to him
00:52:17You sure?
00:52:21I guess you should be happy that you're getting laid
00:52:25But
00:52:26Just, you know, don't give up your power
00:52:29Why?
00:52:31The house has to be sold
00:52:32I know
00:52:34This book will show that Marguerite bought the house in 1974 from illegal money
00:52:41And if you don't sell it?
00:52:42The bank will ask where the money came from
00:52:45They'll see criminal activity
00:52:46Moonshaw
00:52:47Cocaine
00:52:48Also paid for mortgage on the farm
00:52:51Your education for your mother's frequent trips to the Cayman Islands
00:52:54I'll look like a crook
00:52:56You are a crook
00:52:57I didn't know it was illegal until she asked me to put drugs in my carry-on
00:53:01It stopped
00:53:02Then and there
00:53:03Can't you just come clean?
00:53:05I would not advise that
00:53:06You know we should come clean
00:53:08Dad is not coming back
00:53:11Spineless
00:53:11Listen, I just need a little more time
00:53:14For what?
00:53:16We're making money
00:53:18How?
00:53:19Huh?
00:53:19How?
00:53:21We're, uh
00:53:25We're making moonshine in the basement
00:53:28And selling it to people
00:53:31Mom, I'm real close to being able to make a payment
00:53:37I just
00:53:38Your brother needs to lose that house as soon as possible
00:53:42We can make this work
00:53:44I could be put in prison
00:53:47Is that what you want, Douglas?
00:53:50Oh, you've gone soft
00:53:52I have not
00:53:53Are you gay too now?
00:53:56Everyone's a little bi
00:53:58I'm not
00:54:00She never could afford that place
00:54:02The Hamptons is another level
00:54:04You'll never reach
00:54:06Jesus
00:54:08Chime
00:54:09Vibrate
00:54:10Ring
00:54:12Tag me
00:54:14For the love of God
00:54:15Do something
00:54:24Hey, Bilbo
00:54:27What?
00:54:28Good, you're up
00:54:29So listen
00:54:30I've been going through the account books
00:54:31You know, if we sell a thousand jars of moonshine at this party
00:54:34We can pay the mortgage for like three months
00:54:36Great
00:54:36I just gotta get people drinking more
00:54:39I just wish
00:54:41We had more kitties, you know?
00:54:43Yeah, well, I don't think I have an enemy to screw every kitty in this town, Phillip
00:54:46You're disgusting
00:54:48Son of a bitch
00:54:50What about you?
00:54:51Why don't you drop the verge routine and
00:54:53Find some rich guy
00:54:54Screw him, we're done
00:54:54Finish
00:54:55You know, people who do that make me sick
00:54:58What about Hunter?
00:54:58Oh, Hunter's different
00:55:00He's using kitty
00:55:01Kitty's the one screwing the old guy
00:55:03Well, I hate to burst your bubble
00:55:05Shut up, shut up, shut up
00:55:06Please don't tell me to shut up
00:55:07They just sent the email
00:55:08Shut up
00:55:08You told me to shut up again
00:55:10I'm gonna get up there
00:55:10On the writing contest
00:55:11They like it
00:55:13They want another submission by Saturday
00:55:15Well, that's soon
00:55:17I gotta tell Hunter
00:55:29Who's place at this?
00:55:31Don't worry about it
00:55:36You know, you might want to consider the violin
00:55:41You know, I made the second round
00:55:44Me too
00:55:45Nice
00:55:46What are you playing?
00:55:48Oh, just something I wrote
00:55:50He wants me to play it tonight
00:55:52He?
00:55:55It's all happening so fast
00:55:58Steven asked me to be his date
00:55:59To some fancy gala tonight
00:56:02Steven?
00:56:04Kitty's sugar daddy
00:56:05Oh, right
00:56:06You met him?
00:56:07I'll say
00:56:08He still got his tongue in my ear
00:56:10And you're gonna be his date?
00:56:12Kitty's coming too
00:56:13Going as a threesome
00:56:15Oh, God
00:56:17He totally flipped for my paintings, though
00:56:21He could be my well
00:56:23Good
00:56:26Do you think I should go?
00:56:29What are you asking me for?
00:56:31I just wanted to
00:56:32Talk to someone who
00:56:34Gets me, you know
00:56:36It's exactly what I want
00:56:39What do you know about this guy?
00:56:42Well, he threatened to roofie me when we first met
00:56:45So
00:56:45It's kind of funny
00:56:46Oh, yeah
00:56:47That is funny
00:56:51Not that funny
00:56:58You should go
00:57:00You think so?
00:57:02Yeah, I do
00:57:04I think that it's
00:57:05For your career
00:57:07And
00:57:08Who cares if he's in love with you?
00:57:10Look it over it
00:57:26That was fast
00:57:32So it wasn't just sneaking advice
00:57:40How could he sell himself like that?
00:57:45I don't know, man
00:57:45Nothing is worth that
00:57:50I don't think he's a bad guy
00:57:52I mean, I just
00:57:52How do you do it?
00:57:54Do what?
00:57:57Have sex without falling in love with somebody
00:58:02I guess I just do
00:58:06Listen, I know that I
00:58:07Would you change?
00:58:09For a girl?
00:58:10Yeah
00:58:10Sure
00:58:10Do you think he'll change?
00:58:17Question is
00:58:17Would I even want him?
00:58:20You know
00:58:20I mean, how
00:58:21How dirty is too dirty, you know?
00:58:26Touch scrubs off, Philip
00:58:38Hey, can I come up?
00:58:47I like you
00:58:50You're cool
00:58:53I still like it
00:58:55Thank you
00:58:57You're welcome
00:59:00These boys
00:59:01They're just
00:59:01They're so emotional
00:59:03He's kind of cute
00:59:06No
00:59:06It's
00:59:07It's not
00:59:09Well
00:59:10It still looks great
00:59:11But I mean
00:59:11He knows what I am
00:59:14Me too, man
00:59:15I mean
00:59:15He knows that I'm
00:59:17What?
00:59:19An emotional
00:59:21Island
00:59:23I am
00:59:23Even though you want to have Dougie's babies?
00:59:27Lies
00:59:29It's not a bad thing
00:59:31It's what most people want
00:59:32Well, I'm not most people
00:59:37Are you wearing black tie?
00:59:40I don't know
00:59:41What's Steve wearing?
00:59:42I don't know
00:59:43He's not even out of the shower yet
00:59:48You're under Katie
00:59:49Wow, you look really nice
00:59:52Where are you
00:59:53Where are you guys going?
00:59:55Some stupid gala
00:59:58Sounds like fun
00:59:59You know, Stephen won't be down for an hour
01:00:02At least
01:00:04You want to hang out?
01:00:07I do
01:00:23Hey you
01:00:24Hey
01:00:25Douglas
01:00:26Hey
01:00:27I'm so glad you're here
01:00:28You are
01:00:29Yeah, come on
01:00:29Let's go meet Stephen
01:00:30Really?
01:00:31Yeah
01:00:31What?
01:00:31No
01:00:35The fingers were fine
01:00:37They were okay
01:00:42Hi Doug
01:00:42Hey, hey
01:00:43How are you?
01:00:46You know we're okay now
01:00:47I'm really sorry
01:00:49Yeah, we're fine
01:00:49Good to see you
01:00:51Okay
01:00:51Hey, do you need help?
01:00:52Do you need help getting down for a while?
01:00:53Yeah
01:00:53Okay, cool
01:00:54Yeah, let me help you
01:00:57Doug
01:01:00Wait
01:01:01Wait
01:01:01Can you just slow down?
01:01:03I'm barefoot
01:01:04Not my problem, sweetheart
01:01:05You're not the boss of me
01:01:07Oh, no
01:01:08You're a real modern woman
01:01:10Okay, this place
01:01:11Is full of girls
01:01:12Dumb enough to sleep with you
01:01:14It's probably true
01:01:14Okay, can you just slow down
01:01:16And talk to me?
01:01:20You banged her too
01:01:22Once
01:01:22Before
01:01:25Before what?
01:01:28Before what?
01:01:28Before what?
01:01:29Wait, what did you just say?
01:01:29Did I say before?
01:01:30Yes, you did
01:01:31But before what?
01:01:31What were you just going to say to me?
01:01:34Before, before, before
01:01:34Before, I thought
01:01:36Before I thought
01:01:37Maybe you were in love with me too
01:01:39That before
01:01:45Hunter, can I talk to you for a second?
01:01:53Yeah
01:01:53What's with this music?
01:01:55Shut up
01:01:55I love this song
01:01:57Tell me to shut up
01:01:58Do you have something to drink?
01:01:59Beer or the count?
01:02:01What are we in a frat basement?
01:02:02What are you drinking?
01:02:04I don't know
01:02:05Steven made it for me
01:02:06I'll be right back
01:02:09Disgusting
01:02:13Oh, give me one
01:02:17Hello?
01:02:19You know, your brother is a real piece of work
01:02:23What are you doing here?
01:02:25I thought
01:02:26We were having a party
01:02:27I followed you here
01:02:30Thanks for the invite
01:02:31Who is this guy?
01:02:34You know, why did you come here?
01:02:37I'm not ashamed
01:02:38I came here
01:02:39I came here to tell Hunter
01:02:40How I feel
01:02:41Finally
01:02:43Okay, we need to go
01:02:45Do you know how old he is?
01:02:47How should I know?
01:02:48Yeah, but
01:02:50Is he
01:02:52Catholic?
01:02:53Gay
01:02:53Is he gay?
01:02:54Is this old guy gay?
01:02:56Phillip, I don't see why that matters
01:02:58I'll tell you why
01:02:59Look through it as
01:03:00He's deer in the shower
01:03:01He'll be right down
01:03:03I need air
01:03:16Keep my guard up
01:03:20Just in case
01:03:23In case of what?
01:03:28Listen
01:03:31You fall in love
01:03:32With the wrong guys
01:03:36Get out of here
01:03:37You fall in love with the wrong guys
01:03:38I've been waiting to tell you
01:03:41Who?
01:03:42Name one
01:03:43Okay
01:03:43That baseball player in high school
01:03:46Jimmy?
01:03:47Yeah
01:03:49Jimmy clearly liked me, alright?
01:03:52He tousled my hair in the cafeteria in front of everybody
01:03:55Yeah
01:03:56And he also stuck your head in a toilet in front of everyone
01:04:00Alright
01:04:00It was one mistake
01:04:02Okay
01:04:02I'll give it to you
01:04:04I made one mistake in high school
01:04:07What about the French exchange student?
01:04:10That you didn't drag Jean-Pierre into this?
01:04:13He got you chain smoking, okay?
01:04:15That's not healthy
01:04:15And everyone
01:04:16Everyone in Paris smokes
01:04:17Yeah
01:04:18And then he also
01:04:18F***ed every girl on campus
01:04:20So what?
01:04:22He wore those skinny jeans
01:04:23And he called me to sleep
01:04:26He broke your heart
01:04:29And now Hunter
01:04:31Hunter's different
01:04:34Hunter's worse
01:04:35Oh, come on
01:04:36He's
01:04:37He's
01:04:38He's
01:04:38He's
01:04:38He's
01:04:39He's
01:04:39He's
01:04:39He's
01:04:39He's
01:04:39He's
01:04:40He's
01:04:40He's
01:04:40He's a gold digger
01:04:41And he's shady
01:04:42And he's a crappy person
01:04:46And he likes me
01:04:50It's all that matters, right?
01:04:52I don't even know what my love is for
01:04:57Your love
01:05:00I don't want to feel it anymore
01:05:05I can't sleep
01:05:10I can't sleep with it in my system
01:05:15My love
01:05:20I don't even know what my love is for
01:05:30Phillip's out
01:05:35You want to come to bed?
01:05:37Stay away
01:05:37What are you working on?
01:05:40Here
01:05:40I'm just doing a knot
01:05:41It's simple
01:05:42It's a boy scout, honey
01:05:44I can help you with a knot
01:05:46Honey?
01:05:49Who am I to you, Dougie?
01:05:51You're a girl, Katie
01:05:52Wow
01:05:54Girl
01:05:56Profound
01:05:56How did I pass up being Mrs. Dougie?
01:06:03You're the girl
01:06:05For me
01:06:12Why?
01:06:13Hmm?
01:06:14Why?
01:06:19I hate it when you do this
01:06:21Ever tell you about those long walks
01:06:23Dad used to take me on
01:06:23After dinner
01:06:32We just, uh
01:06:37Go and look
01:06:38And stuff
01:06:40I remember the clouds
01:06:41Have this, like
01:06:42Slow
01:06:44Weight
01:06:47And I was just there
01:06:59Wasn't
01:06:59Every time I look at you
01:07:00I'm
01:07:02Right there
01:07:05With you
01:07:09You know I haven't had any meds
01:07:10Since you gave me that pill
01:07:13That was Tylenol
01:07:15I know, it was Tylenol
01:07:21This is the half honey do-rap
01:07:23More
01:07:24Common
01:07:27You weren't really a boy scout, were you?
01:07:29No, never
01:07:30No
01:07:32Well
01:07:33Thank you
01:07:36I'll tell them it was you, though
01:07:39Thanks for that
01:07:47It's always been you, Katie
01:07:54Come here
01:07:55Huh
01:07:56What?
01:07:57Just come here
01:08:00Got like a
01:08:02A what?
01:08:03Like a
01:08:03A bug?
01:08:08Got it
01:08:09Good, thank you
01:08:12Alright, goodnight
01:08:19It's a horse
01:08:20Do you hear?
01:08:24That sounds like a horse
01:08:26Katie
01:08:29Hey, brother
01:08:30You sleep with my best friend?
01:08:34You sleep with all of my friends
01:08:36Do you know why they sleep with me?
01:08:38Because they want to
01:08:41We're not characters in your story, Phillip
01:08:44Alright, you don't control us
01:08:45We can do whatever we want
01:08:47And you don't get to be pissed about it
01:08:48Every time something happens you don't like
01:08:50Thank you
01:08:51We had a plan
01:08:52Moonshine?
01:08:53Really?
01:08:54Why not?
01:08:55What's wrong with that?
01:08:56Yeah, well, the last time that worked
01:08:57Was in the Great Gatsby
01:08:58It had a much nicer house
01:08:59And it was a narrative fiction
01:09:01We have to sell this house
01:09:02Why are you saying this?
01:09:04Listen, it has structural damage
01:09:05And it was bought with embezzled money
01:09:07This is a huge burden
01:09:09And you don't need it
01:09:09Those are her words
01:09:11You're on her side
01:09:12You've been on her side
01:09:14This whole time
01:09:16I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:19You're supposed to be on my side
01:09:21I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:23I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:25I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:31I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:32I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:33I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:35I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:37I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:38I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:39I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:40I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:41I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:42I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:42I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:49I'm not on anybody's side
01:09:51Oh, my God.
01:10:29Hello?
01:10:31Don't hang up.
01:10:32I want to.
01:10:34How are you?
01:10:35Never been better.
01:10:37How's Douglas?
01:10:39I forgot what sweethearts you two can be.
01:10:42How's the house?
01:10:44It's like a spread in house and garden.
01:10:48God, I miss that magazine.
01:10:51Me too.
01:10:54Please don't make me sell that house.
01:10:57She knew we'd have to sell it.
01:11:00She tricked me.
01:11:01She wanted you to have an adventure.
01:11:08I miss you.
01:11:09I'm not coming home.
01:11:13I know.
01:11:14I miss you too.
01:11:27Okay.
01:11:28Can we just get this over with and be best friends again?
01:11:32Those are pretty.
01:11:36They smell like nothing.
01:11:38They're almost dead.
01:11:40Just need a little bit of water.
01:11:42I'm sorry.
01:11:45Do you hear about that contest yet?
01:11:48No.
01:11:49No, I don't hear until tonight.
01:11:51And that's if I do hear.
01:11:52I think you did great out here.
01:11:54Kitty, I lost my family's house.
01:11:57Big deal.
01:11:57Maybe you weren't meant to keep it.
01:11:59Hmm.
01:12:00I've heard that a few times.
01:12:03You know.
01:12:05And I thought I lost you too.
01:12:10Why did you really come here, Philip?
01:12:15I thought that out here everything would just be better.
01:12:22I guess that didn't really work out.
01:12:25Well, let me know where you want to go next because I'm going to follow you.
01:12:29Everywhere you go.
01:12:32Because I like you.
01:12:34I like you too.
01:12:37Do you like me enough to go back to that titty bar that we passed on the way out here?
01:12:43Yeah, are they hiring?
01:12:47Let's go.
01:12:48What about the party?
01:12:51Nah, screw the party.
01:12:53Who wants to go to a party anyways if there's no one you want to sleep with?
01:12:56I'm not so sure about that.
01:12:58Oh no?
01:12:59Yeah, you might want to check inside.
01:13:14Do you want to drag?
01:13:16Nah, let's talk.
01:13:22Where's your whale?
01:13:25Probably swimming with the fishes at this point.
01:13:27What?
01:13:28I didn't pay you for a killer.
01:13:30He blacked out of the gala.
01:13:32Knocked the hostess off her crutches.
01:13:36And then the host kicked him out and he drove off at 60 miles an hour with his headlights on.
01:13:42And he's tired of living the house.
01:13:44Tired of me too, apparently.
01:13:46Oh no, that's impossible.
01:13:49It's because I wouldn't let him massage my back while I played Bach.
01:13:56What a freak.
01:13:59Oh!
01:14:04What number is that?
01:14:05Oh.
01:14:07Did you see this?
01:14:08They're sending out the emails for the final round of the writing contest.
01:14:13You don't care what people think.
01:14:15I do.
01:14:17I care desperately.
01:14:21I know.
01:14:26You know, you made me submit to this.
01:14:31I never let anyone read my stuff.
01:14:33I wouldn't let him read my journal.
01:14:35I wouldn't let him read napkins I scribbled on.
01:14:38And now look.
01:14:41I'm reading in front of a panel of judges tomorrow.
01:14:49Looks like you'll be the only one.
01:15:00I'm gonna miss this house.
01:15:03Can't stay the night.
01:15:09Oh.
01:15:13Nantucket.
01:15:16I'm not going.
01:15:18Did you crash the jet?
01:15:22I'm going home for a bit, actually.
01:15:26See my family.
01:15:28Are they in Beverly Hills or Palm Beach?
01:15:32Nothing of the sort.
01:15:33What?
01:15:33No, I don't believe it.
01:15:37Believe that?
01:15:40I miss you.
01:15:45See you around.
01:15:51See a quiz come or what?
01:15:53Oh my god, you're wearing that?
01:15:55I'm not pretending anymore.
01:16:11I can't take this easy.
01:16:14He'll pull the reins around, just wait a minute.
01:16:15We'll show you.
01:16:15Wooooo.
01:16:16Wooooo!
01:16:17Ooh hoo hoo hoo!
01:16:19Woooh hoo hoo.
01:16:20Ooh hoooh hoohooصeh
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