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00:01:13I guess you could say I'm totally fucked up.
00:01:19My name's Andy. My friends call me a racer head.
00:01:25Actually, I don't have any friends.
00:01:30That's not true either.
00:01:38I'm 18.
00:01:42Hello, Andy. There you are. Where have you been?
00:01:48You look like you're having a great time.
00:01:53This music sucks.
00:01:54So what else is there?
00:01:58I'm Tommy. I'm like 19. Can we start over?
00:02:07I'm Tommy. And I'm like 19. And, uh...
00:02:17Check out that bus, that box.
00:02:20Definite flip on the radar screen.
00:02:23My heart's all a-fluttered.
00:02:25Yeah, well. Catch you later, dude.
00:02:28Right.
00:02:29I'm Michelle.
00:02:30I'm Patricia.
00:02:32And we both think this is completely retarded.
00:02:37Steven!
00:02:41Hey! Have you seen Johnny Randy?
00:02:44I've not called me a while, but I don't know where Andy is.
00:02:47I haven't seen Andy for like an hour, and it's fresh and hot.
00:02:50Maybe you got lucky.
00:02:52Maybe that's off surface in town.
00:02:54You wouldn't have left without telling us.
00:02:57Well, I'm fully ready to get out of here.
00:02:58This place seems to get it.
00:03:00You going the wall after?
00:03:02Probably.
00:03:03I'm Steven, and I'm making this video.
00:03:06Well, because I want to show the way things really are.
00:03:10It's never really good to see that on TV or the movies.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:18My name is Derek, and I'm 19.
00:03:22I'm going to be starting Otis Parsons in the fall,
00:03:24which I'm really excited about.
00:03:27So is this supposed to be like a screen test, or what?
00:03:42Am I done?
00:03:47Okay, cut.
00:03:52Hey, where the fuck have you been?
00:03:53You're looking all over.
00:03:55That's about ready to go.
00:03:56Pour it out of my cord.
00:03:58That's what we're looking for you in the first place, Emron.
00:04:01We need to get our jackets first, all right?
00:04:03Want to go to the wall?
00:04:06There's this movement in, like, Yugoslavia.
00:04:08These teenagers, I think they're called, like, the Black Death Cult or something.
00:04:12They've gone in this, like, suicide kick.
00:04:15What?
00:04:15They started offing themselves, and the state officials don't know what to do about it.
00:04:21I swear.
00:04:22People in Europe are such the posers.
00:04:25But the best part is they get their inspiration from, like, Joy Division, The Cure, The Smiths.
00:04:31Guess they can't buy Jesus Americano with her.
00:04:34So now all the parents are banning their kids from listening to these groups.
00:04:38You're making this all up.
00:04:40It was in the L.A. Weekly.
00:04:42So I saw this guy in the most beautiful, amazing penis I've ever seen.
00:04:47Cut or uncut?
00:04:48Uncut, of course.
00:04:49That's the fucking fire extinguisher.
00:04:52God, I can still smell them.
00:04:54Why does it fags have to wear so much perfume?
00:04:57So they can snip each other out in the dark.
00:05:00Don't light any matches.
00:05:03There's a little slut.
00:05:05Like my love gun.
00:05:07Hey, I left my jacket in your car and I'm off to seventh heaven with this teenage dream.
00:05:11You mean that bleach shop?
00:05:13Is he, like, tearing my head off and sticking a plastic bag for sex or what?
00:05:17Why? He's no rocket scientist.
00:05:19You know, the valley of the Twinkies.
00:05:21Eat your fucking heart out.
00:05:25So what? You gonna pick up your jacket tomorrow?
00:05:27Yeah. You'll be around?
00:05:29I think so.
00:05:31Call me first.
00:05:32Okay.
00:05:33Later, taters.
00:05:34Don't forget your raincoat.
00:05:37Thanks, Mom.
00:05:38Doesn't he ever sleep alone?
00:05:41He's stuck in the 70s time warp.
00:05:45I'm starving.
00:05:47Where do you want to go?
00:05:48Not okey dogs.
00:05:50Last time I ate there I had cramps for a week.
00:05:54Denny?
00:05:56I saw a roach there once this big.
00:06:00Gross-o-matic!
00:06:03We haven't slept together for, like, a week.
00:06:07Four days.
00:06:09Same difference.
00:06:15Come on, don't mow.
00:06:20I'm not mowing.
00:06:28Come over tomorrow, okay?
00:06:35I love you, sexy cream baby giraffe.
00:06:39Yeah.
00:06:39Yeah?
00:06:41Mm-hmm.
00:06:48I, um, made up one of those hooky what's in what's out list the other night.
00:06:54And, um, that's what I came up with.
00:07:00What's in?
00:07:03Bigotry.
00:07:04Sexism.
00:07:05Jesus.
00:07:07Homophobia.
00:07:09Stupidity.
00:07:10Violence.
00:07:12Spiritual bullshit.
00:07:14Making money.
00:07:16What's out?
00:07:19Punk rock.
00:07:20Abortion.
00:07:22Sex.
00:07:23Sex.
00:07:25What am I talking about?
00:07:26Sex?
00:07:30I think it's overrated.
00:07:33It's such an intense release.
00:07:35Like this damn busting.
00:07:37My favorite thing?
00:07:39Is being kissed.
00:07:43Softly.
00:07:45All over.
00:07:47Like the insides of my thighs.
00:07:51I guess I haven't figured out exactly what it is I like to do yet.
00:07:58But I do think buttfucking is totally gross.
00:08:01I mean, how can anyone put their dick where shit comes out?
00:08:21I don't touch mine.
00:08:27I don't touch mine.
00:08:31Safe sex is like, don't get too carried away.
00:08:35Don't lose control.
00:08:37Well, I'm almost kind of glad that it's not like it was in the good old days.
00:08:42Guys getting fist fucked in the sling.
00:08:45Doing it in the bushes.
00:08:48Drinking each other's pee.
00:08:49I'm sure.
00:08:51I'm sorry.
00:08:52I don't feel like being videotaped while I'm having sex, alright?
00:08:57What if my mom got a hold of it?
00:08:58And she really cares?
00:09:00I mean, it's not like she can't hear everything through these walls anyway.
00:09:05There is a slight difference between hearing it and seeing it on fucking TV.
00:09:10You're such a prude.
00:09:13So what?
00:09:14If I don't let you bring your camera to bed, you don't want to have sex at all then?
00:09:17No, no, no, no.
00:09:24I can have sex.
00:09:26Constantly.
00:09:2724 hours a day.
00:09:30Here it comes.
00:09:32Goodness.
00:09:35Sex is total bliss.
00:09:38A little moment of heaven in this hell on earth.
00:09:41Sex.
00:09:45It's just a hassle.
00:09:48What do you want?
00:09:53I don't know.
00:09:57I do know that I don't want to be fucked.
00:09:59I'm just not into that.
00:10:02Well, I am.
00:10:08Can we just do something else?
00:10:11I'm not into something else.
00:10:15Okay.
00:10:17Fine.
00:10:20Maybe I better just go.
00:10:22Maybe that's a good idea.
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:28Where's my fucking everyone?
00:10:31AIDS discriminates against no one.
00:10:34It strikes both men and women.
00:10:36Of every age.
00:10:38Race.
00:10:41And lifestyle.
00:10:43AIDS kills.
00:10:44It's that simple.
00:10:45It's government-sponsored genocide.
00:10:48Biological warfare.
00:10:50I mean, think about it.
00:10:51A deadly virus that's spread only through premarital sex
00:10:55and needle drugs?
00:10:58It's like a born-again Nazi Republican wet dream come true.
00:11:02I saw this guy on Nightline once.
00:11:05He was like a skeleton with purple, splotchy skin.
00:11:10Just waiting to die.
00:11:16I'll never forget the look in his eyes.
00:11:18AIDS will go down in history as one of the worst holocausts ever.
00:11:24I mean, America's committing genocide against its own people,
00:11:27and eventually this plague's gonna rack up more casualties
00:11:31than Hiroshima and Hitler combined.
00:11:35And nobody will ever forgive our lame shit government
00:11:38for just sitting back and letting it all happen.
00:11:45And everybody thinks I'm I and I am.
00:11:47And everybody thinks I'm I and I am.
00:11:50Just say yo.
00:12:15I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I
00:12:30and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm
00:12:34I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and
00:12:34I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I
00:12:34and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm
00:12:34I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and
00:12:34I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I
00:12:34and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm I and I'm
00:12:34I and I'm I and I
00:12:54This place always makes me kind of seasick.
00:12:56I know.
00:12:57I hate malls to the max.
00:12:59This isn't a mall.
00:13:00This is a fucking nightmare.
00:13:02I have no idea what to get her.
00:13:06This shit is so hard to shop for.
00:13:11Well, these are tasteful.
00:13:13God, gag-a-rama.
00:13:15So how's Happy Couple Bliss with Derek?
00:13:18I don't know.
00:13:19I'm all whacked out.
00:13:21I mean, I love him and everything's fine and wonderful and all that.
00:13:25But you're suffocating to death.
00:13:27It's just getting so serious.
00:13:29He stares at me with those big, dreamy eyes of his.
00:13:32It scares the hell out of me.
00:13:35How's your sex life?
00:13:36Weird.
00:13:37He just kind of lies there and lets me do all the work.
00:13:40Like, I can't remember the last time he went down on me.
00:13:43Let me talk to him about it?
00:13:45What am I supposed to say?
00:13:46Excuse me Derek, can I please get a blowjob?
00:13:49No, just grab his head like this and tell him to open wide.
00:13:54I've been drinking off more lately than I did when I was single.
00:13:58It's like it's almost easy to do it with a video or a magazine than having to do with the
00:14:02whole thing.
00:14:04So how does Derek feel about all this?
00:14:07You know how he is.
00:14:09Mega devoted, wants to get married.
00:14:11Fuck, he acts like we're 30 or something.
00:14:13I mean, it's great having him around, waking up, eating breakfast together, secretly holding hands at the movies.
00:14:28But, sometimes I think that the only thing that's keeping us together is a mutual terror of loneliness.
00:14:37I think I'm bisexual. I mean, I've never actually dorked a girl or anything, but if it came down to
00:14:44it, I think I could.
00:14:49Like, I've gotten a boner before making out with one, and I like them.
00:14:54They're soft and pretty, fun to touch.
00:15:03It's not like I'm afraid of them or anything.
00:15:06I want a baby.
00:15:08I want to have a kid of my own.
00:15:11I know everybody says that's crazy, that I'm too young, I'm not ready for the responsibility, blah, blah, blah.
00:15:18But, I know what I'm doing.
00:15:23Like, last week, I had my tarot cards read, and everything kept pointing towards motherhood, nurturing.
00:15:30The only problem is, I hate guys.
00:15:34Well, sex with guys anyways.
00:15:37I mean, getting poked with those big ugly things of theirs, it barked me out to the extreme.
00:15:43I wish that me and Michelle, just the two of us, could have one ourselves and raise it together.
00:15:51She wants one too.
00:15:54We have all these plans.
00:16:18We have all these plans.
00:16:26Move the room.
00:16:30Shit!
00:16:31Shit!
00:16:32Shit!
00:16:35Shit!
00:16:37Fuck!
00:16:39Shit!
00:16:41Shit!
00:16:47Derek?
00:16:56I believe in love.
00:16:58I mean, there's got to be something for people to cling to besides TV, right?
00:17:07It's like this lie.
00:17:08We're brainwashed into believing from birth.
00:17:12Think about it.
00:17:14The fairy tales spoon-fed to you at bedtime.
00:17:17All that sentimental crap rammed down your throat.
00:17:21Movies, pop music, light beer commercials.
00:17:25All saying the perfect mate's just waiting for you.
00:17:29Go for it.
00:17:30Live happily ever after.
00:17:35It's all a load of bullshit propaganda.
00:17:38Steven and I first met at a screening of my beautiful laundrette at the New Beverly, in the bathroom.
00:17:45He was standing at the urinal next to mine, and we were kind of cruising each other.
00:17:52I snuck a look down at his thing.
00:17:54He checked me out.
00:17:56And he goes,
00:17:58Good movie, huh?
00:18:00I fall in love like every 15 minutes.
00:18:04But like the saying goes,
00:18:07Love lasts as long as a squirt in the dark.
00:18:11Love is all that matters.
00:18:14Love does not exist.
00:18:19Oh God, look at this flame.
00:18:22Oh, he is.
00:18:24Oh, he's nice.
00:18:26Nice.
00:18:27There's a stick in the eye.
00:18:30Sorry, girl.
00:18:32He moves out as Maxwell comes to terms with his sexuality and runs off to the Bahamas with his trainer
00:18:37Alfonso.
00:18:38I see.
00:18:39He doesn't say that.
00:18:42Fuck, another alcoholic wife-eater.
00:18:44You're doing great there, Trish.
00:18:46What's up, mate?
00:18:47Two drunks, a kleptomaniac, and a lawyer.
00:18:50Don't forget to deal with herpes.
00:18:54Record's finished.
00:18:56I'm sick of this.
00:18:59Parasexuality sucks.
00:19:01Even as a board game.
00:19:03Oh, shit.
00:19:04There's not one helpable guy in the whole pile.
00:19:07No.
00:19:08What about Raul here?
00:19:10Ew.
00:19:11He's got a big sit.
00:19:13That's his nose.
00:19:14What you putting on?
00:19:16Cocktail twins.
00:19:18Shit, no.
00:19:20I'm sleepy enough as it is.
00:19:22Let's do something else.
00:19:23I mean, watching food rot would be more fun.
00:19:27We could always bring Michelle a lesbo porn a library.
00:19:30Uh-uh.
00:19:31That collection's for a selected audience only.
00:19:35Come on.
00:19:36I've always wanted to see two chicks go at it.
00:19:38I mean, what exactly is it that girls do anyway?
00:19:41Make fish witches.
00:19:43You guys are such the goos sometimes.
00:19:47We better go.
00:19:49I know it's 2.30.
00:19:51Oh, fuck.
00:19:52I have to watch a while.
00:19:53You had to remind me.
00:19:55Ugh.
00:19:57Life is shit.
00:20:00No joke.
00:20:01I'm getting worried.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04You haven't had your dick suck for a week?
00:20:07Eleven days.
00:20:08Eleven entire days?
00:20:10Forget it, sister.
00:20:11Your party days are over.
00:20:13It's not funny, dude.
00:20:15I'm horny as hell.
00:20:16Why don't you get off with your best friend?
00:20:18Who's that?
00:20:20Your right hand.
00:20:22Did you use your right hand?
00:20:24Really?
00:20:26It means my left.
00:20:28I'm ambidextrous.
00:20:30I got both ways.
00:20:31I'm running out of inspiration.
00:20:34Who are you wanking off to these days?
00:20:36I don't need a jack-off.
00:20:38I have a boyfriend, remember?
00:20:40Yeah, right.
00:20:43Okay, okay.
00:20:45Matt Dillon.
00:20:46That closet case?
00:20:48Well, I switch off between him and Tom Cruise.
00:20:51Or sometimes it's a three-way with me in the middle.
00:20:54Like an orgasmic sandwich.
00:20:57Tom Cruise is a dickless pansy.
00:20:59Mel Gibson.
00:21:01Now that's a fuckable movie star.
00:21:03He looks like a top to me.
00:21:05With an ass like that?
00:21:06Did you see Lethal Weapon?
00:21:08So who's number one on your chicken choking parade, Junior?
00:21:12I'm still stuck on Michael Stite.
00:21:15Brody, he's a pizza face.
00:21:17He has a sexy voice.
00:21:19What can I say?
00:21:22I don't fantasize about anyone.
00:21:25Come on, Steven can't be all that great.
00:21:27Not with this petite little snack of a dick.
00:21:29Hey, hey, hey, fuck myself.
00:21:33I don't.
00:21:34You're full of shit.
00:21:35Really?
00:21:36I don't know.
00:21:38Kevin Costner.
00:21:38I don't know.
00:21:49Masturbate.
00:21:51Burp.
00:21:52To manipulate one's own genitals, or the genitals of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification.
00:22:01Polishing the trophy.
00:22:03Stroking the dolphin.
00:22:05Making oyster soup.
00:22:08Shooting tadpoles at the moon.
00:22:11Doing the two finger tango.
00:22:33My rim sure awaits your ass.
00:22:36Very oral bud-eater seeks face-sitter for regular sessions.
00:22:40Meaningful relationships.
00:22:42How cute.
00:22:43Hung hairy tops seek slave, son, pet, into B&D, TT, shaving, toys, anima, water sports, diapers.
00:22:56Men are filthy, disgusting pig.
00:22:59Hey, hey, hey, don't knock it till you tried it.
00:23:02Oh, repulse me.
00:23:03I'm kidding, Sputnik.
00:23:05Yeah, sure.
00:23:07Sit on a Coke bottle and spin.
00:23:09Oh, stop, you're getting that excited.
00:23:11Control yourself, douchebag.
00:23:14Mission accomplished.
00:23:15No sweat.
00:23:17100% grade A.
00:23:19Made in America.
00:23:21You know, minor gets one of the fastest.
00:23:23Next contestant?
00:23:26How about you, Junior?
00:23:27I came at the office.
00:23:29Come on, everybody has to make a contribution.
00:23:34Have somebody else go first.
00:23:36Andy, my horoscope made specific mention of a significant encounter with a Libra today, and you're the only Libra in
00:23:43the room.
00:23:44I don't believe in that whore shit.
00:23:47What's the matter, Stug?
00:23:49Can't cut your dick.
00:23:51He's got a headache.
00:23:53You drank the booze, you ate the chips, now donate.
00:23:57God, don't be a turd, Andy.
00:23:59I mean, it is for my birthday.
00:24:01Why don't you have one of them go first?
00:24:03Okay, okay, we'll take our turn.
00:24:06If Andy needs a little bit more time to get in the mood.
00:24:08Good laughs, I'm a real man.
00:24:13Don't you got the extra large kind?
00:24:16What would you do with it?
00:24:17Pull it over your head?
00:24:19Sorry, only one size fits all.
00:24:21Want this?
00:24:22Are you kidding?
00:24:24Just in case.
00:24:26All right, home.
00:24:27All right, home.
00:24:28All right, home.
00:24:29All right, home.
00:24:30Everything that homos are supposed to like.
00:24:33Disco music, Joan Crawford, drag shows, I hate.
00:24:39And Bette Midler.
00:24:41God, I hate fucking Bette Midler.
00:24:43My mother, she is such the royal bitch.
00:24:49Like when I told her I was gay,
00:24:51she forces me to go see this Beverly Hills shrink to get cured.
00:24:55As if paying some snot-nosed putts and a cardigan
00:24:58200 bucks an hour is gonna make me like getting porked by men.
00:25:03Let me tell you what the problem with the stupid fucking world is.
00:25:07All the stupid people are breeding like mad,
00:25:09having tons and tons of kids, while the cool people aren't having any.
00:25:14So the population just keeps getting stupider and stupider.
00:25:18I mean, it's no wonder the whole world's going down the toilet.
00:25:26We don't aim to kill people.
00:25:28Just maim them.
00:25:29Give them the message to not go out spreading their diseases.
00:25:32We're real men who aren't afraid to stand up to the faggot and dyke scum
00:25:35poisoning society.
00:25:36It feels great.
00:25:38Beating the shit out of some fairy spitting up teeth in the gutter.
00:25:41The way I look at it, exterminating these cock sucking vermin
00:25:44is our duty as good clean living Americans.
00:25:47We're like patriots.
00:25:49Fucking heroes.
00:25:51Sounds like my eighth grade gym teacher.
00:25:58It's a jungle out there.
00:26:09That's so lazy you can do that.
00:26:11It's out there.
00:26:16Can we get that ranged from now?
00:26:20What's so dumb?
00:26:27Let's go too.
00:26:30Go, Slow Road.
00:26:34It feelsaueny every year.
00:26:36It was so close to this cord and normally used to have that.
00:26:36With a fucking move.
00:26:45Woof, woof.
00:26:55So, uh, you into ministry?
00:26:57They're okay.
00:27:00Did you see them at the Palladia?
00:27:02Yeah, except I got sick and spent half the show in the bath
00:27:05and driving a porcelain bus.
00:27:07I really tried.
00:27:08No kidding.
00:27:13So, what's your name?
00:27:16Andy?
00:27:19Ian.
00:27:21Hut.
00:27:26Come back here!
00:27:29You asshole!
00:27:34I thought you were going to say something to me back at the club.
00:27:37Like right before you tripped and spilled your beer over that chick with a bone through her nose.
00:27:41Yeah, I, uh, I'm kind of shy.
00:27:48Shyness is nice.
00:27:52So, uh, what, you go to school?
00:27:56I'm avoiding looking for a job at the moment.
00:28:00If all else fails, I figure I'll do CC in the fall.
00:28:03School blows chunks, man.
00:28:05I'm a sophomore at UCLA.
00:28:08So, like, uh, what's your major, dude?
00:28:11Undeclared.
00:28:13That's cool.
00:28:16What I really want to do, though, is write.
00:28:20Screenplays like everybody else in this town?
00:28:22Nah.
00:28:22Fiction.
00:28:23Yeah.
00:28:23Like, you ever read any Dennis Cooper?
00:28:26Who?
00:28:27Dennis Cooper.
00:28:29He writes about, like, S&M and torture and serial killers.
00:28:38Guys eating each other's shit.
00:28:40Yeah.
00:28:41Yeah, it's funny.
00:28:43Are you into whips?
00:28:45No, man.
00:28:46I mean, I'm not either.
00:28:47It's just, you know, a lot of the people, you know, at the club are.
00:28:59Hey.
00:29:00Eric?
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:06Just got your message.
00:29:08What's up?
00:29:09Just got this fever and I'm sweating like crazy.
00:29:12I feel like shit.
00:29:16I'm sure it's nothing to be worried about.
00:29:20It's probably flu going around again.
00:29:23I know.
00:29:25I know.
00:29:25I'm just all waked out.
00:29:29I just feel like, you know, talking to somebody.
00:29:34Well, you need anything?
00:29:36Me and Steven could come over.
00:29:40Get a tape or something.
00:29:43Outstanding.
00:29:44Like, how about Don and Dirty Dong liquors?
00:29:48How about something a little less strenuous?
00:29:51Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog who looked like Mick, period.
00:29:55Afterwards, we...
00:29:58...cunt...
00:30:00...probably...
00:30:01...went.
00:30:07It's the weirdest fucking rake I've ever seen.
00:30:12...we couldn't probably wet.
00:30:15Yeah, our pants.
00:30:16Afterwards...
00:30:17Oh, okay.
00:30:18I'm sorry.
00:30:19Should I drink for that?
00:30:20Yeah.
00:30:20...probably wet.
00:30:21Yeah, afterwards...
00:30:23...you know, I think that implies a whole lot.
00:30:26I really like this city late at night.
00:30:29It's like a big abandoned ghost town.
00:30:31Like they dropped a neutron bomb and nobody noticed.
00:30:36LA is so fucking weird.
00:30:39I mean, all the actors, muscle queens, cars, freeways.
00:30:43I'm from Minneapolis.
00:30:45And in the two years I've been here, I haven't gotten to know hardly anyone.
00:30:51It's the alien nation capital of the world.
00:30:55Like the other day during rush hour, there was this huge traffic jam at like Pico and Westwood.
00:31:01This homeless dude was like passed out, asleep, dead.
00:31:06I don't know what, just lying there in the middle of the intersection.
00:31:10And the cars all just kept on driving right by.
00:31:17Hey.
00:31:19What?
00:31:21I'm gonna kiss you.
00:31:36Don't touch me unless you mean it.
00:31:39I'm gonna kiss you.
00:31:50What are you doing tomorrow night?
00:31:57Nothing.
00:32:05You want to do something?
00:32:07Is this like asking me out on a date?
00:32:11I was hoping you wouldn't notice.
00:32:29I've got this rage and bono with your name on it right this second.
00:32:37But I mean, I don't want it to be like...
00:32:40I mean, I want to see you more than once.
00:32:44Sure.
00:32:48So what? You want to see a stupid movie or something tomorrow night?
00:32:52Okay.
00:32:53Oh, wait. Shit. I have class tomorrow.
00:33:00How about Friday?
00:33:02I'm free.
00:33:03Popular, aren't you?
00:33:06I think the Kamikaze dildos are playing at the hellhole.
00:33:36Sure wish I had someone here to suck my big cock.
00:33:40Nice pair of hot lips to suck the juice out of my dick.
00:33:43Like, boy, I wish there was somebody around.
00:33:46Fuck, man, I don't really want to get my load down someone's throat.
00:33:50Goddamn fucking reruns.
00:33:52Yeah, why don't you get down there and suck that cock?
00:34:20Patricia got her period.
00:34:22Can you believe it? I mean, I don't get it.
00:34:25Neptune was in perfect alignment, Venus was in the right place.
00:34:28Probably just as well.
00:34:30What if the poor kid got Tommy's brains and Andy's cherry personality?
00:34:35Well, we're thinking about giving it another try next observation.
00:35:20I know. They were way better last time.
00:35:26Now what?
00:35:30Feel like getting high?
00:35:35I always feel like getting high.
00:35:38I just like to close my eyes and shut them really tight.
00:35:43I pretend, no matter where I am, that I'm in paradise.
00:35:51Don't you bump into stuff?
00:36:05I smoke.
00:36:08Therefore, I am.
00:36:20Hey, did you read about that couple that got munched by a great white shark off Malibu?
00:36:24What?
00:36:26This pair of Dan and Jan types disappeared while Canama ran last weekend.
00:36:31The girl?
00:36:32Well, half of her anyway washed up on Zuma Beach like Wednesday.
00:36:37Which half?
00:36:38Didn't say.
00:36:40Didn't say.
00:36:40They gave up searching for the remains of the guy.
00:36:43Gnarly.
00:36:45What a way to go is preening a shark child.
00:36:48Now, can you imagine what those last few moments of terror must be like before you go into shock and
00:36:57lose consciousness?
00:37:00C'est la fucking vie.
00:37:03Want some more?
00:37:04Nah.
00:37:07I'd rather do this.
00:37:22Did I have sex on top of the parking structure before?
00:37:28Neither have I.
00:37:30Better be cold as shit though, huh?
00:37:38Well, thanks.
00:37:45I really dig you.
00:37:47You sure you don't want to come back to my place and fuck me?
00:37:52Some other time, maybe.
00:37:53I really got to get home or my mom will kill me.
00:38:00Here's my card.
00:38:01Will you call me?
00:38:03Sure.
00:38:04Everett?
00:38:09Later.
00:38:12I really got to go.
00:38:15Have homework.
00:38:17Homework.
00:38:18I think that we should go for round two.
00:38:22What, tonight?
00:38:24Just isn't enough for me.
00:38:26I really should be going.
00:38:31You sure?
00:38:36I missed the job.
00:38:41I really got to call.
00:38:44Can I call you?
00:38:46Sure.
00:38:47I'll catch my work.
00:38:48I'll catch my work.
00:38:49See ya.
00:38:51Did he say where he was going?
00:38:54No.
00:38:56Well, there's probably nothing to do.
00:38:59Just tell him I called.
00:39:01Sorry again.
00:39:04Night.
00:39:13God, I love you, bye.
00:39:17I ain't.
00:39:18Oh.
00:39:19Love yours, too.
00:39:23What do you want me to do?
00:39:26I know.
00:39:27What do you want to do?
00:39:47Everything.
00:39:49Yeah?
00:39:51What's everything?
00:39:54Well, the stars, I'd like to kiss the tip of that, very, very softly.
00:40:07Oh?
00:40:09Yeah?
00:40:23Would you like that?
00:40:26Yeah.
00:40:29Then what?
00:40:33Let's just let nature take its course.
00:40:42Uh, don't you want to shut the lights off?
00:40:47Nah.
00:40:49I want to watch you.
00:41:24There's nothing I loathe more than doing laundry.
00:41:27I'm just going to start throwing my clothes away as they get dirty.
00:41:31So what's up?
00:41:32You sounded really weird on the phone.
00:41:34And you look like shit.
00:41:36Thanks.
00:41:38I did something a little stupid last night.
00:41:41What?
00:41:41Had an affair or something?
00:41:45No way!
00:41:46Shit, it's hot.
00:41:48Greenhouse effect.
00:41:50Acid rain, nuclear dumping.
00:41:53No ozone left.
00:41:54The whole fucking planet's a goner.
00:41:56I'd give it another five years max.
00:41:59You sure in a chipper mood today.
00:42:01You get laid last night?
00:42:05Oh shit.
00:42:06Who's the unlucky dude?
00:42:10Friend.
00:42:12What's he like?
00:42:16You mean he was like...
00:42:20So what?
00:42:21You going to see him again?
00:42:24Guess so.
00:42:27Is it like serious or something?
00:42:31Makes my heart beat.
00:42:34Sure you don't mean he makes you beat hard?
00:42:36Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
00:42:47Hey, Tommy.
00:42:50Mind if I ask you a personal question?
00:42:52Nine and seven eighths inches.
00:42:55In your dreams.
00:42:56Got a tape measure?
00:42:58Try a magnifying glass.
00:43:08I was just wondering, I've never been, you know, stuffed?
00:43:13Yeah, a few times.
00:43:15Though my motto is, it's always better to give than to receive.
00:43:20What?
00:43:22Don't tell me.
00:43:23Doesn't it hurt?
00:43:25At first, hell yeah.
00:43:28If you just relax.
00:43:30God, it must be serious.
00:43:33Shut up.
00:43:35It was this guy, Brendan.
00:43:37It's not like I'm going to see him again, I don't think.
00:43:42Well, I hope you were smart enough to have safe sex, at least.
00:43:46Yeah, mostly.
00:43:51It just kind of happened.
00:43:53He'd been coming into the store a lot.
00:43:56Sort of cruising me.
00:43:57Never really thought much of it.
00:44:00Then last night, he was there around closing, and he invited me over to watch this bootleg Nine Inch Nails
00:44:06concert tape.
00:44:10If it had been anybody but Nine Inch Nails, I would probably have said no.
00:44:15But the worst part is, sex was like totally grayed.
00:44:20I mean, I get a hard on just thinking about it.
00:44:23So what are you going to do?
00:44:26I can't lie to Derek, but I don't know how I'm going to be able to face him, let alone
00:44:31sleep with him, when I can't even get this other guy out of my head.
00:44:36You are fucked.
00:44:37Tell me about it.
00:44:40It's another Saturday night in the gay Mecca with absolutely nothing to do.
00:44:45What are you talking about?
00:44:46I mean, just look at this vast array of possibilities.
00:44:49A beer bust at Motherlode full of old mustache trolls.
00:44:53A drag show at the Apache with shrieking Queens lip-syncing Broadway show tunes.
00:44:57And hey, it's tied home with disco night at rage-prone studio.
00:45:02Hooray for Hollywood.
00:45:04Or we can always stand and pose beneath the video screens at Revolver.
00:45:08This whole town's one giant bag for him.
00:45:11Now here's a cherry item.
00:45:13What?
00:45:14These two 15-year-old guys in Wisconsin who are like secret lovers.
00:45:18Their families were moving apart and rather than face the thought of being separated, they made a pact and blew
00:45:24each other's brains out with their dad's hunting rifles.
00:45:28Isn't that sad?
00:45:31Yeah.
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:34Pretty romantic.
00:45:37This is a topper.
00:45:40One of the kid's fathers was quoted afterwards saying,
00:45:45Well, he's better off dead than queer as far as I'm concerned.
00:45:52Heartwarming.
00:45:54You hungry?
00:46:06Some scam, huh?
00:46:11Don't you have like 50 cents or something?
00:46:14No.
00:46:22Probably fake.
00:46:23I don't care.
00:46:24So where'd you feel like eating?
00:46:27I'm sorry.
00:46:29Yeah, I know. It's supposed to come over.
00:46:34Just been working on that exercise class.
00:46:39Yeah, this objective POV movement to space thing.
00:46:43I understand.
00:46:46It's just that I miss you.
00:46:50I'm sorry.
00:46:52I miss you too.
00:46:57It's just been really busy.
00:46:58I never do.
00:47:01Do you want me to come over?
00:47:02Or not?
00:47:05How have I figured a lunch more?
00:47:09Can you get along one second?
00:47:13Hello?
00:47:15Oh, Steven.
00:47:19Do you know who this is?
00:47:21Yeah, sure.
00:47:23Where'd she get this number?
00:47:28Oh.
00:47:30Um, look.
00:47:32I'm in long distance with my grandmother.
00:47:34Can I car right back?
00:47:36Yeah, okay.
00:47:39You need my number though, right?
00:47:42Right.
00:47:42Let me get a pen.
00:47:50Okay, sure.
00:47:56Got it. Right. Call you right back.
00:48:01Derek?
00:48:02Derek?
00:48:02No, this is still me.
00:48:05Oh, shit.
00:48:06Um, hold on.
00:48:08I mean...
00:48:10Derek?
00:48:11What took you so long?
00:48:14Who was it?
00:48:15My dad's acupuncturist.
00:48:18Look.
00:48:19I...
00:48:20I really...
00:48:21I really got it.
00:48:22I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
00:48:24Yeah.
00:48:26Pick me up like around 1230.
00:48:29Never tell.
00:48:30Right.
00:48:31Just to tell.
00:48:32Love you too.
00:48:33Never tell.
00:48:34Bye.
00:48:34æ» tại now.
00:48:38Thanks.
00:48:38Great.
00:48:49I need to find 540 minutes to get out of my bag.
00:48:49I appreciate Yeah.
00:48:54The same thing I do.
00:48:58I'm going to leave a bag right now.
00:49:01He eat a sandwich tea field.
00:49:04It's really easy for me laying down here.
00:49:20Where do you want to go with the breakfast?
00:49:23Forever.
00:49:24Because that'd be great.
00:49:28Sure.
00:49:29We've only been there like, what, three times this week?
00:49:38I need a shave.
00:49:42What would you do if I told you I was going to drink all your blood one night while you
00:49:46sleep?
00:49:47Try to stake your heart.
00:49:50Holy cow.
00:49:56Count Dracula, the phone's ringing.
00:49:59Sir?
00:50:01Are you always like a walking hard-on or what?
00:50:05Nice ass camera.
00:50:08Oh, he talks too?
00:50:09No, he smiles at least.
00:50:12Look, he's happy to see you.
00:50:14Gee, you see the nicest things.
00:50:17Fuck why?
00:50:25Yeah?
00:50:27Oh, hi.
00:50:29Uh, how you doing?
00:50:33Um, look, I'm kind of on my way at the door right now.
00:50:38Could I call you back later?
00:50:42Tonight?
00:50:44Okay.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:46Bye.
00:50:49What is that?
00:50:51Uh, my mom.
00:50:53You know, the usual.
00:50:55Eat right, study hard, checkers in the mail, routine.
00:51:02You see my cigarettes?
00:51:18Now what the fuck am I going to do?
00:51:24I mean.
00:51:26I'm going to talk direct.
00:51:29No?
00:51:33I'd be so much cheesy if I didn't love it so much.
00:51:38See what this random guy?
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:41It's just sex.
00:51:45You made your own rather excellent sex.
00:51:49I can't imagine if we're going out of there or anything.
00:51:55Derek?
00:51:59Oh, shit.
00:52:02Derek, let me go.
00:52:09Fuck, man.
00:52:10I'm just unconsciously trying to stop a tap from a relationship with dad.
00:52:26What am I supposed to do?
00:52:28What the fuck am I supposed to do?
00:52:29Fuck you, man.
00:52:33He hates me.
00:52:34He does not hate you.
00:52:36Yeah.
00:52:37And Greg Luganis likes girls.
00:52:41I suck.
00:52:44I don't deserve to live.
00:52:46I just want to lie down in the middle of the road and get run over by a Suzuki Samurai.
00:52:50Well, at least you don't have to deal with all that guilt anymore.
00:52:57I miss him already.
00:53:03Well, I hate to say it, but I warned you from the start.
00:53:08Stephen's a Sagittarius and they are notorious horndogs.
00:53:12Mega unreliable.
00:53:14Lousy at relationships.
00:53:16No, I know.
00:53:17Never trust a fire sign.
00:53:20No, Derek.
00:53:21It will stop hurting so much.
00:53:24Eventually.
00:53:27Yeah, but what am I supposed to do in the meantime?
00:53:31Bell wretched.
00:53:36Oh, it's blood cold out there.
00:53:38Tommy, boy.
00:53:39Jarhead.
00:53:42He took me around at a party.
00:53:45Man, I could use a hit of that.
00:53:47Oh, man.
00:53:48What the fuck happened to you?
00:53:56I'm fine with my dad.
00:54:00My mom found, like, all my porn magazines and a bunch of condoms stashed under my bed.
00:54:06It's so shame my dad called me in for this big talk.
00:54:10I mean, what can I say?
00:54:13So, finally, I just told him right out.
00:54:15I said, yeah, I'm a homo, so fucking what?
00:54:19My mom was all crying.
00:54:20I'm like, Dad.
00:54:23He just went, like, totally berserk.
00:54:26He started breaking stuff and shoving me around while my mom was screaming at him.
00:54:30God.
00:54:31God.
00:54:34And they kicked me out.
00:54:49What a bummer.
00:54:52Snow, what are you gonna do?
00:54:53I know.
00:54:56My mom says he can stay with us until he gets back on his feet.
00:55:00Oh.
00:55:01You don't have to need anything.
00:55:03Thanks, dude.
00:55:05Hey, you still seeing that guy?
00:55:06What's his name?
00:55:07Dean.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:12How come we haven't met this dead muffin yet?
00:55:14Have you seen, like, Dog Food City or something?
00:55:16No.
00:55:17Who's this?
00:55:19Andy's Collegiate Love Sickle.
00:55:21Yeah.
00:55:22So let's hear the situating details.
00:55:25I mean, will this guy have the ultimate power tool to end all power tools?
00:55:29Patricia, you are so obnoxious.
00:55:32Is this Tommy all right?
00:55:34I guess.
00:55:36I mean, he must be pretty freaked, his dad flipping out on him like that.
00:55:41Have you ever met that guy?
00:55:42A total fucking all-American NRA dirtball.
00:55:45It's a wonder he didn't blow Tommy's head off with an AK-47.
00:55:49Scary.
00:55:52So he's going to stay at Derek?
00:55:54Well, for now at least.
00:55:59How is Derek?
00:56:02Surviving.
00:56:08Next time you see him, tell him I'll sit on.
00:56:09Why don't you tell him yourself?
00:56:28Derek?
00:56:30I know you hate me.
00:56:34I know you never want to see me again.
00:56:40But there's some stuff I just got said.
00:56:48You know the chicken shit of me.
00:56:52It just, it just seems like the only way.
00:56:59I just wanted to tell you that, basically,
00:57:05I'm sorry.
00:57:11I have to, like, a...
00:57:13Selfish, stupid asshole.
00:57:17I fucked up everything.
00:57:21I'm not asking you to forgive me.
00:57:26You don't take me back or anything.
00:57:33I just wanted to let you know that...
00:57:37You're just...
00:57:38The best boyfriend I could ever ask for.
00:57:45You have to go to me when they say...
00:57:51I love you.
00:57:54I love you.
00:57:55And, uh...
00:57:57I didn't want to hurt you.
00:58:03Never.
00:58:12You...
00:58:13Fucker.
00:58:44You've reached me.
00:58:46So...
00:58:46Talk.
00:58:51Hi, it's me.
00:58:54I thought we were going out tonight, but...
00:58:57I guess you're studying or whatever.
00:59:02So, uh...
00:59:03Hear about LA's latest wacky serial killer?
00:59:08Yeah, some nutcase has been bumping off hustlers and leaving their heads with their cocks stuffed in their mouths and
00:59:14dumpsters all over Hollywood.
00:59:17Pretty charming, huh?
00:59:22Uh...
00:59:23Well...
00:59:26It's around 2.
00:59:28I'll be up for a couple of hours.
00:59:30So, if you feel like calling...
00:59:34Otherwise...
00:59:34I'll talk to you tomorrow, I guess.
00:59:43Well...
00:59:43Ciao.
01:00:00No, no, no...
01:00:04No!
01:00:04No, no, no, no, no.
01:00:08No.
01:00:15No.
01:00:16No, no, no, no.
01:00:17No, no, no!
01:00:17No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:00:23the queers were in the closet a few years ago those disgusting vermin came out of the closet
01:00:30they came out of the closet out into the open they marched down the street but they didn't
01:00:34know it but god had them on the way to march down the street to the graveyard
01:00:53so
01:01:38Ooooooh!
01:01:39Derek?
01:01:43Where are you?
01:01:47Come on, let's go get a beer or something.
01:01:50I don't want a beer.
01:01:51I just want to stay here in case.
01:01:56The doctor said he's going to sleep till the morning.
01:01:58He's not going to do anyone any good.
01:02:00You're driving yourself crazy hanging around here.
01:02:05I just got the message.
01:02:08He's all right.
01:02:09They just want him to stay the night and keep an eye on him.
01:02:14Man, I'm sorry.
01:02:18We didn't even have a chance.
01:02:31Just be thankful he'll be okay.
01:02:33I mean, it could have been way worse.
01:02:37Yeah, sure.
01:02:40Hey, you hungry?
01:02:41You want a fat burger or something?
01:02:44No, thanks.
01:02:46Look, I really appreciate you all being here.
01:02:50But I really need to be alone.
01:02:54Stay back.
01:02:58I really, really need to be alone for a while.
01:03:45It's me.
01:03:54Andy, do you know what time it is?
01:03:55Yeah, I know.
01:03:56I'm sorry.
01:03:59Hey, can you open the door?
01:04:00I feel pretty stupid out here.
01:04:06I get to sleep, man.
01:04:08I get to school in the morning.
01:04:10I won't stay all night.
01:04:12I just need...
01:04:14I really need to talk, that's all.
01:04:21Andy, I'm not alone.
01:04:26I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
01:04:31No.
01:04:33No, that's not okay.
01:04:36Andy.
01:04:36I'm not alone.
01:04:39It's all right.
01:05:09I just wish I was there.
01:05:24I saw the seagull on the freeway once, flying really low, close to the traffic.
01:05:33I got sucked in by the vacuum created by all the speeding cars, couldn't fly up, the cars
01:05:49were all slowing down, just flapping its wings like mad, exhausted, terrified, trying to
01:06:01keep from getting splattered like a bug on some truck's front grill.
01:06:16I just couldn't get out of the way.
01:06:39Do you need anything else?
01:06:41Nothing.
01:06:44Hey, did I tell you I maybe found a place?
01:06:46It's way dinky in a shitty neighborhood, but no reamerama move-in fee at least.
01:06:52That's great.
01:06:54It's weird, but I'm almost looking forward to living on my own.
01:06:58You know all that adult responsibility crap all that?
01:07:03Well, you know you're welcome to stay here as long as you want.
01:07:06Thanks, dude.
01:07:07You know one day I'm going to repay you for all this.
01:07:17Liquid fucking cat drag, dude.
01:07:21How you feeling?
01:07:23Hey, Andy.
01:07:24I'm alright.
01:07:27You look good.
01:07:29A bunch of this.
01:07:32It's ugly, I know.
01:07:33It's not.
01:07:34Thanks.
01:07:34Here, I'll put it in some water.
01:07:43What's up with him?
01:07:46Looks like he thinks he's what's her name?
01:07:48Alex from the Brady Bunch.
01:07:51So what's new?
01:07:53How's your boyfriend?
01:07:59History.
01:08:03Really?
01:08:04No.
01:08:04No.
01:08:04That's too bad.
01:08:07Whatever.
01:08:11Sorry.
01:08:13You want to talk about it?
01:08:16Not much to say, you know?
01:08:19Got burned.
01:08:26Poor little fucking heart got broken.
01:08:28BFD.
01:08:34Well, guys, it's the best I could do.
01:08:36Hey, Chowderhead.
01:08:37Where you been?
01:08:38Nowhere special.
01:08:43Yo.
01:08:44Hey, Tommy.
01:08:46What's up?
01:08:50I'm tired, dude.
01:08:52Okay.
01:08:53I'm a little tired.
01:08:57Yeah.
01:08:58Actually, he's sort of taking a nap right now.
01:09:01Well, can you tell him I called?
01:09:04Yeah, thanks.
01:09:07Right.
01:09:09Bye.
01:09:15Fuck, man.
01:09:45I need this fucking stupid bullshit job like I need to get my fucking head drawn off.
01:10:28So what do you want me to talk about?
01:10:29I mean, does you have enough stuff already?
01:10:32I just want to know what's on your mind.
01:10:33What's going on?
01:10:35Same old, same old.
01:10:37I don't know.
01:10:38Work.
01:10:38Eat.
01:10:39Shit.
01:10:40Sleep.
01:10:41Buy CDs.
01:10:43Look for a place.
01:10:44We found one yet?
01:10:45An apartment, I mean.
01:10:47Uh, a couple maybe's.
01:10:49I don't know.
01:10:51What about sex?
01:10:53What about it?
01:10:55I've been busy.
01:10:58I'm concentrating on other things.
01:11:02How's that?
01:11:03It's fine.
01:11:06Look.
01:11:08If you want to find out about Derek, don't ask me, okay?
01:11:10Don't put me in the middle of a mess.
01:11:12You made it.
01:11:13Is he sleeping with him yet?
01:11:15Or what?
01:11:16What?
01:11:17Are you sleeping with him?
01:11:19You're fucking crazy, man.
01:11:21Get that thing out of my face.
01:11:23Get that fucking camera out of my face.
01:11:38Yeah, I know.
01:11:39I know.
01:11:39I know.
01:11:40I know.
01:11:40I know.
01:11:41It's just, I really don't feel like I'm ready to deal with him yet.
01:11:53It's not like I'm trying to lay a guilt trip on you or anything.
01:11:58But it really hurts, Steven, you're shutting him out like this.
01:12:18I know he doesn't want to shine just so I can take it away.
01:12:18I'm getting fun.
01:12:22I'm just relying on him.
01:12:22Just like I'm in the middle of a mess.
01:12:22What?
01:12:27Once he fell in the middle of a mess.
01:12:29It's not like this really is a mess.
01:12:30You know, you're going to be really busy.
01:12:30He was the only person being lulled.
01:12:30I'm not lying.
01:12:31I'm the only person being lulled.
01:12:31If I'm in the middle of a mess.
01:12:33You're lying.
01:12:33You're sitting about me, I'm lying.
01:12:34I'm lying.
01:12:35I'm lying.
01:12:36You're lying.
01:12:37Now you're lying.
01:12:37You're lying.
01:12:56It's still totally painful, for me to see him.
01:13:00Fuck!
01:13:01Come on.
01:13:07God, how did everything get to you?
01:13:08He's so fucked up anyway.
01:13:10The fuck is everybody?
01:13:35Talk to you later.
01:13:36Bye.
01:13:37Hi, guy.
01:13:38What's the matter?
01:13:40That's Steven, man.
01:13:41What a motherfucking...
01:13:43Whoa, Tommy.
01:13:44What happened?
01:13:47I want to go for a walk or something.
01:13:54Hey, how about going to the store and getting me some oregano?
01:13:59Sure.
01:14:01Anything else, dear?
01:14:02Here.
01:14:03Um, could you pick me up some milk while you're at it?
01:14:06Okay.
01:14:06Okay.
01:14:07Okay.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:20Okay.
01:14:24Okay.
01:14:30Okay.
01:14:37What for a wedding.
01:14:53I'm gonna go for a walk.
01:14:53I'm gonna go for a walk.
01:14:53What can I do?
01:15:00Hey, dear?
01:15:08All I really want is to be happy for like one second, be able to look around and not
01:15:13just see shit, say hey, it's a beautiful day.
01:15:29I want to enjoy life while I'm still young enough to appreciate it, I mean, that's what
01:15:35it's all about, right?
01:15:52All I want to enjoy is that I'm not going to enjoy life, I'm not going to enjoy life.
01:16:08.
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