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New ¡Hoyo en uno! La reconquista del rey del golf
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00:00:04You
00:00:05Lion you truly are the undeniable King of golf. I'm sorry. We saved your daughter, but your wife
00:00:11There's nothing more we can do
00:00:13Chasing trophies and wins. I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:00:17Eleanor got a spot in the prestigious Arts Academy, but you're too poor tuition
00:00:2370k a year there's anything I can do for you and your daughter. I'd be happy to help
00:00:28I buried the man. I used to be it's time to bring the lion back
00:00:32This golf tournaments for pros not no amateurs like you lion unleash your victorious roar to the world
00:00:39The mighty lion is trapped in our cage an unranked opportunist doesn't deserve to go with pro
00:00:46I just want to be by your side
00:00:49What you get for going against me the roaring lion has returned
00:00:54Look alive boys. I'm still in play
00:01:04Every golfer knows this model ball in the water career on the line
00:01:09But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off
00:01:16Oh
00:01:17Shit
00:01:18Nice to meet you
00:01:18Nice to meet you Mr. Stunis
00:01:40Holy! I can take that back!
00:01:43Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:01:47Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:01:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:01:55You truly are the undeniable King of Golf!
00:02:00How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:02:02Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:02:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:02:10Amniotic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:02:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:02:24I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife...
00:02:29There's nothing more we can do.
00:02:31Claire, my wife.
00:02:32Yes.
00:02:35No, come on.
00:02:37What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:02:39Your wife wanting me to give this to you.
00:02:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:02:56No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:03:03Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:03:18I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you. I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have
00:03:25been by your side. I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:03:39Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:03:43Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties. Lion, you'll go broke.
00:04:07Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:04:12We look just like the pros.
00:04:14Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:04:17Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:04:27There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:04:32You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:04:38That's enough!
00:04:50Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:04:56Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:05:02You're really gonna risk offending us for this... nobody?
00:05:12Let me handle it.
00:05:17See? Even the help knows its place.
00:05:19A gutter trash should do anything for a bucket.
00:05:21Hey, you wanna see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:05:23I bet he will.
00:05:24I bet he will!
00:05:40Your form is sloppy.
00:05:43Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:05:49Throw them out.
00:05:53Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't touch me! Hey!
00:05:57Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:06:03Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:06:07He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole. Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:06:13Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:06:19Miss Mia, I wanna thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:06:22I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:06:26I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:06:29I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:06:33It's just a lucky shot.
00:06:50Hey, Bobby. Thought about what I said last time. You know, making a comeback.
00:06:56I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer. I wanna stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:07:11Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:07:14Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:07:16You need to come to the school now.
00:07:27What happened, sweetheart?
00:07:33Did you hit my daughter?
00:07:35Hey!
00:07:40You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:07:44Oh, God.
00:07:46It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:07:49In a small world.
00:07:50My daddy is not a loser.
00:07:53He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:07:56That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:07:58Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:08:05Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:08:09But...
00:08:09But you're too poor.
00:08:11Only my daddy can afford it.
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14Guess what?
00:08:14Tuition, 70k a year.
00:08:18And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:08:21So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:08:27Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:08:32I don't need it.
00:08:35I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:08:37I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:08:40But now I am such a bad father.
00:08:44This kid is obviously a bully.
00:08:47And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:08:50And you let it happen.
00:08:52Hey, kids will fight.
00:08:53I can't stop that.
00:08:55Then you suspend her.
00:08:58I...
00:08:59Hey.
00:09:09Look, you piece of trash.
00:09:11There is 10k.
00:09:13Forget about art school.
00:09:16Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:09:21It's not my fault.
00:09:23You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:09:30Come on, Angel.
00:09:31Get your stuff.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:34See?
00:09:35I told you so.
00:09:37Wait.
00:09:37Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:09:40Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:09:45I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:09:47I'm sorry.
00:09:54Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:09:55No.
00:09:57I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:58I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:10:00I'll be a good kid.
00:10:02I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:10:05No, sweetie.
00:10:06I'm sorry.
00:10:07And don't worry.
00:10:09Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:10:18I've buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:10:22It's time to bring the lion back.
00:10:39Gabriel.
00:10:41Get my clubs.
00:10:43I'm back.
00:10:54I'm back.
00:10:54I'm back.
00:11:06I'm gonna make you have one mark.
00:11:13I'm back.
00:11:13I'm back.
00:11:14I'm back.
00:11:15I'm back.
00:11:18I'm back.
00:11:21I'm back.
00:11:22kane i would have jake is young and talented maybe he'll beat kane it's a shame the legendary golfer
00:11:29lion retired at the peak of his career if he was still here kane wouldn't be getting away with any
00:11:34of this are we still daydreaming about lion again didn't you want to marry him too what shut up
00:11:43two yards
00:11:47what
00:11:52what do you mean two yards his grip's weak ball's gonna fade two yards to the right
00:11:59shut up dude you're just a homeless loser that mia took in why don't you quit playing coach
00:12:04and get back to your real job i mean look have you ever even held a golf club ignore him
00:12:09okay
00:12:09jake's always been a straight shooter he set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy you guys really
00:12:15don't see this i guess that makes sense this game takes years of practice to understand
00:12:23well tell me what do you see
00:12:322.13 yards to be exact and he needs to finish his rotation if he doesn't
00:12:38he could get injured jake is a pro golfer he just got his pga tour card this year what
00:12:43what do you know how about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something
00:12:47you're sneaking up the place with your
00:12:55hey it's free advice take it or leave it
00:12:57but we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club
00:13:162.13 yards to be exact
00:13:25Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:13:27Nothing.
00:13:28What's up with you guys?
00:13:29So distracted, I hooked it right.
00:13:31Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:13:34This...
00:13:38Come on, man.
00:13:39Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:13:43Man, let go.
00:13:45You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:13:47You know how valuable my hand is?
00:13:49Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:13:52I was right.
00:13:53He's more talented than he seems.
00:13:55Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:57Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:59It'll just take a moment.
00:14:00Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:14:03This guy's a rookie.
00:14:04Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:14:07I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:14:09No, no.
00:14:11I believe him, and he makes a good point.
00:14:14He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:14:18Seriously?
00:14:19He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:14:22Yeah, and he's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:14:24A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:14:26I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:14:41Who's this asshole?
00:14:43Tyler Carter.
00:14:44Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:14:46Most recent world champion.
00:14:49And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:14:55It's all on the wrist, baby.
00:15:01Ready?
00:15:05It's always here to start shit.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:07I got it.
00:15:08Oh, good job, baby.
00:15:10Oh, my gosh.
00:15:13Look who it is.
00:15:16Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:15:19Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:15:22Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:15:24You're not welcome here.
00:15:26Leave.
00:15:28Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:15:31Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:15:33You watch your fucking mouth.
00:15:34How about that?
00:15:36Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:15:42God.
00:15:43It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:15:48Look, we both know you're not going to win.
00:15:50It's just not possible.
00:15:52Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:15:54You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:59We can all go home happy.
00:16:01All you got to do is sign the deal.
00:16:03It's all yours, baby.
00:16:06Never.
00:16:08August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:16:11My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15Option two.
00:16:16You put this on.
00:16:19You show me a good time tonight.
00:16:21I'll cut you a good deal.
00:16:23Fuck you, man.
00:16:24Fuck you!
00:16:26You and me, let's go at it.
00:16:27Sudden death match.
00:16:29Loser backs out of the quals tomorrow.
00:16:33So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:16:36He's an idiot.
00:16:39Fine.
00:16:40But you better not be all bark.
00:16:42You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:16:52Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:16:54Fuck off, man.
00:16:55Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:57Do you need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:58He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:59You're too emotional now.
00:17:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:17:02You won't win.
00:17:03Shut up!
00:17:04You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:17:06You don't tell me what to do.
00:17:09Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:17:23You can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:17:32Show him, Jake.
00:17:35That stance.
00:17:36It's too low.
00:17:38That ball's going off course.
00:17:40What did you just say?
00:17:41I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:17:43Will you quit the yapping?
00:17:45You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're professional or something.
00:17:48I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:17:49Don't backseat it.
00:18:01Hopeless.
00:18:02What an idiot.
00:18:03Oh my gosh.
00:18:062.13 in the rough.
00:18:08Oh my god.
00:18:09My granny can swing harder than that, dude.
00:18:14Bring the load.
00:18:28If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:18:31Time for a little help.
00:18:36Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:18:38You better not mess with Jake.
00:18:39This is serious.
00:18:41Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:59Holy shit.
00:19:01Let's go.
00:19:02That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:19:05Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:19:06A rock can't change the club angle.
00:19:08Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:19:13Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:19:14Well, remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:19:27Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:19:29With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:19:32Come on, Jake.
00:19:32You gotta pull through.
00:19:39Thanks, doll.
00:19:44Ready or not.
00:19:47Here I come!
00:19:49Hey!
00:19:50Shit!
00:19:52Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:19:55He was standing right here.
00:19:57You knew that.
00:19:58You did that on purpose.
00:19:59It's against the rules.
00:20:01I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:20:03Doing this casual.
00:20:04There's no need for rules.
00:20:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:20:08There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:20:10Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:20:16A torn ligament?
00:20:18Must have been strained for a long time.
00:20:21Everything Bobby said came true.
00:20:23Who is he, really?
00:20:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:20:28I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:20:28No, I can't keep going.
00:20:30I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:20:36August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:20:39I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:20:44It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:20:47If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:20:49I might let you keep your club.
00:20:50What the fuck did you say?
00:20:52Watch this bitch.
00:20:58Is that the best you got?
00:21:00I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:21:12Jake's already three strokes in.
00:21:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:21:15But his wrist...
00:21:16Will you stop?
00:21:18As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:21:20No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:21:26You're still powering through?
00:21:28Why don't I help you with that?
00:21:33That's enough!
00:21:39I'll take it from here.
00:21:43Will you back off?
00:21:44This is a gentleman's sport.
00:21:46Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:21:48Jake, that's enough.
00:21:49Step down.
00:21:51If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:21:53Let Bobby take over.
00:21:57Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:59You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:22:03What?
00:22:04Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:22:09You got some balls.
00:22:10I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:22:14You better not let it get into your head.
00:22:20This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:22:31This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:22:36And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:22:39Just look at yourself.
00:22:40Covered in filth.
00:22:42Carrying around a burden.
00:22:44You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:22:49Excuse me, sir.
00:22:52Don't mind him.
00:22:53He's an asshole.
00:22:55I'm Mia.
00:22:56I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:59And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:23:21Is that your wife?
00:23:23You should have brought her with you.
00:23:24I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:23:28A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:23:32The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:23:37That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:23:42front of her grave.
00:23:43I'm begging.
00:23:44The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:23:46Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:23:48You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:23:52And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:56Oh, deal.
00:23:59You better keep your word.
00:24:14This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:24:16Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:24:18We're screwed.
00:24:19What clue is groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August?
00:24:22You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:24:26Humidity, 60%.
00:24:28Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:24:39Please clear the water.
00:24:41Forget about the hole.
00:24:43You won't even make it over the water.
00:24:44I win.
00:24:58What the fuck?
00:25:01What the fuck?
00:25:03Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:25:05There's no way.
00:25:05It's a trick shot.
00:25:06You can't control where it lands.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:14I split the water.
00:25:15I skipped it in the hole.
00:25:17But how?
00:25:18It's a miracle.
00:25:19Am I dreaming?
00:25:20Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:25:23This is impossible.
00:25:24There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:25:28Impossible.
00:25:29That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:25:32No.
00:25:32Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:35Even Kane.
00:25:36Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:45Is he?
00:25:46A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:25:49Who are you?
00:25:53Who are you?
00:25:54Me?
00:25:55I'm a nobody.
00:25:56I'm a gardener.
00:25:57Who just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:59I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:26:03Yes.
00:26:04Of course.
00:26:04You just saved August Golf Club.
00:26:06We, of course, will welcome you.
00:26:08Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:26:11Can't leave it with this guy.
00:26:13Why would he just not even have any competitive experience?
00:26:15I mean, Mia, please.
00:26:16We should reconsider.
00:26:17Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:26:19I mean...
00:26:20How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:26:22If he was really that talented,
00:26:23why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:26:25All things he could be doing.
00:26:26Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier,
00:26:30we'd be laughed out.
00:26:31Okay, silence, all of you.
00:26:33I believe in Bobby.
00:26:35And he's our only hope now.
00:26:37Hey, Bobby.
00:26:38I got cash.
00:26:39Hot babes.
00:26:41You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:26:44I got anything you could ever want.
00:26:46I can't pay you cash or an advancement.
00:26:49But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club.
00:26:53If you'll still have us.
00:26:54I heard Golf Club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:58Every check you get's gonna bounce.
00:27:00Come on.
00:27:01Don't be stupid.
00:27:02Just give me the word.
00:27:03It's all yours.
00:27:08Tuition, 70k a year.
00:27:18I just mowed the lawn.
00:27:19I don't need much in life.
00:27:25I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:27:29My heart's racing.
00:27:31What's going on?
00:27:32You old bastard.
00:27:35You're gonna regret this.
00:27:37Hey!
00:27:38Aren't you forgetting something?
00:27:40What are you talking about?
00:27:41Our bets.
00:27:42You're forfeiting, right?
00:27:44My brother, Kane Carter?
00:27:46He's the grand champ.
00:27:48Your little amateur ass.
00:27:49Are you sure you want this?
00:27:50It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:52A bet's a bet.
00:27:59You bastard.
00:28:01You're gonna regret this.
00:28:03Men honor their words.
00:28:04Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:28:08What are you, little boy?
00:28:09You motherfucker.
00:28:11Mark my words.
00:28:12You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:28:14Come on, girls.
00:28:24You lost to a ground speaker?
00:28:28A loser who picks up balls?
00:28:30It was a fluke.
00:28:32If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:28:36Useless.
00:28:37The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:28:40You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:28:52I don't know.
00:28:53Golf's always been in my family.
00:28:56But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:29:01I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:29:04You still think about him?
00:29:10I don't know.
00:29:12Do you want me to still think about him?
00:29:29Come on.
00:29:31Come on, where?
00:29:33We're leaving.
00:29:34Oh.
00:29:37You're drunk.
00:29:38I'm taking you home.
00:29:41Party pooper.
00:29:43Such a gentleman.
00:29:48I'm so thirsty.
00:29:50I'll get you some water.
00:29:54I'll get you some water.
00:30:06I'm so thirsty.
00:30:11I'll be liking this.
00:30:13She's very funny.
00:30:14We'll see.
00:30:18Don't know.
00:30:21Bye.
00:30:33Mia, you're drunk.
00:30:35Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:38Mm-hmm.
00:31:15I had a lot of fun last night.
00:31:21I had fun, too.
00:31:22A lot of fun.
00:31:27Good afternoon.
00:31:29My name is Joanna Wilson,
00:31:32vice president of the USGA.
00:31:35On behalf of the Gophers Association,
00:31:37I'd like to welcome you all
00:31:39to the U.S. Open press conference.
00:31:4650 players with the top all-time rankings
00:31:49will be exempt from the local
00:31:51qualifying round.
00:31:52But this year,
00:31:53we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:55with something special.
00:31:58This AI-powered golf ball
00:32:01can scan your swing ID
00:32:03and match to your rank.
00:32:06Now, who's up first?
00:32:10It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:32:13I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:32:22Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:24Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:32:25Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:32:27You think you'll beat us all?
00:32:29Be my guest.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:31We'll let you write down
00:32:32like this one as your level of heat.
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:50Nice, man.
00:32:51Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:52Absolutely we are.
00:32:53It's done.
00:32:54Enough wasting my time.
00:32:56By the way,
00:32:57only reason I let you two go first
00:32:59so that everybody here
00:33:00is aware of how underranked you are.
00:33:07This is a press conference,
00:33:09not a dumpster.
00:33:10What are you doing here?
00:33:12You're an amateur, buddy.
00:33:13You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:33:15Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:21Sit back.
00:33:22You'll see my rank.
00:33:24Hey, get this.
00:33:26I want a close-up on his face
00:33:27while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:33I want a close-up on his feet.
00:34:01Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:34:03Pretty much.
00:34:04Don't cry, though.
00:34:05It's okay.
00:34:06You may lose me,
00:34:08but all of you are better than him.
00:34:12You know what's sad, Mia?
00:34:14The best you got is dead last.
00:34:16You know what, Tyler?
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:17August is not going to be dead last.
00:34:19Just mark my words.
00:34:20Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:34:22He's ranked 15th.
00:34:24He's a nobody.
00:34:26Wow.
00:34:27That's something coming from the gardener.
00:34:29Do you even know what it means
00:34:31to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:34:33Gardner?
00:34:34The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper
00:34:36to the U.S. Open.
00:34:37What the hell?
00:34:37Yeah, she sure did.
00:34:38I think he should be disqualified.
00:34:40All in favor, raise your hand.
00:34:45Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:34:48Everyone deserves a shot.
00:34:49The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:52That's cute.
00:34:52August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference
00:34:55to throw a tantrum.
00:34:56And she did.
00:34:57Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:35:00Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:35:16Trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:35:22I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:35:27What do you think you're doing?
00:35:28Ice here, kid.
00:35:29You're not going to want to miss this.
00:35:38This is my rating.
00:35:56Six years ago, you retired.
00:36:00Vanished without a trace.
00:36:02Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:36:08Talented golfers.
00:36:09Right come and gone.
00:36:11Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:36:14He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:36:17Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:36:20We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:36:22The all-time number one.
00:36:27I guess he couldn't wait.
00:36:30To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:36:37Take these.
00:36:37Let's go.
00:36:39The champ.
00:36:43What?
00:36:44Why is his ranking locked?
00:36:45According to the Govers Association rules, only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:51That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:55No.
00:36:56That can't be right.
00:36:57Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:59Cold hard facts.
00:37:00I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark and no vibes.
00:37:08Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:37:12All of them.
00:37:13I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:37:20Wait.
00:37:22There's an explanation for this.
00:37:24He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:37:27Yeah, that explains it.
00:37:28How would a failing club like the Ologist have a top ten player with him?
00:37:32Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:37:38You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:37:40You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:37:43We have the right to unlock it.
00:37:44If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:37:48Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:50Well, go ahead.
00:37:51Unlock it.
00:37:52I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:55Go, boys.
00:37:57You're going to regret that.
00:37:59Get ready, folks.
00:38:00This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:38:12What?
00:38:14He's not just in the top ten.
00:38:16He's the best in the country?
00:38:18That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner, Kane.
00:38:22How?
00:38:24Could it be?
00:38:27No, that can't be right.
00:38:29There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:38:31He's got a point.
00:38:32Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner, Lion, raking leaves?
00:38:35No way.
00:38:36Thank goodness.
00:38:37You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:38:40You just had one lucky stroke.
00:38:42You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:38:44This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:38:47Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:48That's not up to you.
00:38:50That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:53Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association,
00:38:57there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:59Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:39:02I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:39:10You're on their side?
00:39:11Oh, don't act shocked.
00:39:13It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:39:15I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:39:19I think we should get him out of here.
00:39:21An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:39:24doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:39:28On behalf of the Golfers Association,
00:39:31I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:39:34You bastards.
00:39:35I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:39:38Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:39:41The chairman?
00:39:42That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:39:45Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:48Empetism's a big word for you, man.
00:39:51You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:54He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:56Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:58I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:59Make sure they're gone.
00:40:01I don't want them crawling back.
00:40:02This is my turn!
00:40:08This is my turn!
00:40:15Hands off!
00:40:19That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:40:23No one's ever seen it.
00:40:24Why did he bring it today?
00:40:26The Riders, President's Cup, Masters,
00:40:29the Open, the PGA Tour,
00:40:31they're all Grand Slam trophies,
00:40:33and there's multiple?
00:40:34Mr. Chairman,
00:40:36what are you doing here?
00:40:37I'm here to remind everyone
00:40:39that the Open is run
00:40:41by the Golfers Association,
00:40:45not Golden Hills.
00:40:46Mr. Chairman,
00:40:48these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:50I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:53The trash?
00:40:57How dare you?
00:40:59Do you have no idea who he is?
00:41:02Are you serious right now?
00:41:04You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:41:09Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:12He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:41:15Mr. Hale,
00:41:17there's a bug in the system.
00:41:19He's not even in the rankings.
00:41:21He's a nobody.
00:41:22A nobody!
00:41:23So all these trophies he won
00:41:26mean nothing to you?
00:41:28All these trophies belong to him.
00:41:31That's impossible.
00:41:32He's done the impossible.
00:41:34Time and time again.
00:41:36All these trophies belong to him
00:41:38and to him alone.
00:41:39He is the legendary golfer.
00:41:48The legendary golfer!
00:41:50Sir!
00:41:52I need to talk to you.
00:41:54In private.
00:41:57What is he hiding from me?
00:42:01Look,
00:42:02I'd appreciate it
00:42:04if you kept my identity a secret.
00:42:06Eleanor's still young
00:42:07and I don't want the press hounding her.
00:42:11I am so sorry, Claire.
00:42:13I wasn't there for you.
00:42:14I was chasing trophies and wins
00:42:17and I should have been by your side.
00:42:20I promise
00:42:21I will not do the same thing
00:42:23to our daughter.
00:42:28I've been waiting for this moment
00:42:29for so long.
00:42:31I understand.
00:42:33I can keep your secret.
00:42:35Thanks.
00:42:36Here we go.
00:42:42After a thorough review,
00:42:43we have discovered
00:42:45that there is indeed
00:42:46a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:50Since we cannot guarantee ranks,
00:42:53all golfers will now be required
00:42:55to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:57and then immediately go
00:42:59into the final qualifier.
00:43:02everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:43:11What?
00:43:12I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:43:14We don't need some AI system
00:43:16to prove that.
00:43:16And you have no right
00:43:18to disqualify me.
00:43:19I am the president
00:43:20of the Golf Association
00:43:21and the host
00:43:23of the U.S. Open.
00:43:25I do have that right.
00:43:26You old bastard.
00:43:28You're making a mistake
00:43:29making an enemy
00:43:29of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:43:31over this nobody?
00:43:32Enough.
00:43:34You and your golf club
00:43:35have been a menace
00:43:36to the golf society
00:43:37for far too long.
00:43:40You have no authority here.
00:43:43Take them out.
00:43:44You can't do this.
00:43:45You can't do this.
00:43:46You reckless bastard.
00:43:49As for you,
00:43:51the Golf Association
00:43:52has no room
00:43:54for a Golden Hills
00:43:55simpering lapdog.
00:43:57You're fired.
00:43:58You can fire me.
00:44:00I am the vice president.
00:44:02You can't fucking fire me,
00:44:05you bastard.
00:44:08I have heard
00:44:09that Golden Hills
00:44:10has been experimenting
00:44:11with an AI
00:44:12neural chip implant.
00:44:13Now, this gives
00:44:15their golfers
00:44:16expert calculations.
00:44:19Just watch out.
00:44:20I wouldn't worry
00:44:21about that.
00:44:22I chose to come back.
00:44:23I'm ready for anything.
00:44:26Come what may.
00:44:39All right.
00:44:41You can open your eyes.
00:44:49So you want to guess
00:44:50what I got you
00:44:51for your birthday?
00:44:52I don't know.
00:44:53But I do know
00:44:55that I'm going to love it
00:44:56because it's a present
00:44:57from Daddy.
00:45:03Daddy,
00:45:04is this all for me?
00:45:05It's just like my drawing.
00:45:07Yep.
00:45:08It's all yours, sweetie.
00:45:12Oh, I can't forget this.
00:45:20Perfect.
00:45:22My princess,
00:45:24may I have the first dance?
00:45:26Yes.
00:45:28Yes.
00:45:47Mirror, mirror on the wall,
00:45:49who's the prettiest princess
00:45:51of them all?
00:45:52Why, it's you,
00:45:54my pretty little princess,
00:45:55Eleanor.
00:45:56Wait, Daddy,
00:45:57I've got you a present.
00:46:00This is my lucky bracelet.
00:46:02I made it at school.
00:46:04Miss Maya says wearing it
00:46:05means good things will happen.
00:46:08Daddy,
00:46:08you're going to be
00:46:09the bestest golf player ever.
00:46:12I'll be cheering for you.
00:46:13And I know Mommy will too.
00:46:15I never wanted Eleanor
00:46:16to worry about me,
00:46:17so I didn't tell her
00:46:18about the match.
00:46:19But it looks like
00:46:20she knew all along.
00:46:22Thank you, sweetie.
00:46:25I promise
00:46:26I'm going to get you
00:46:27everything you ever wanted.
00:46:34Welcome, everybody,
00:46:35to the final qualifying round
00:46:36for the U.S. Open,
00:46:37which is also known as
00:46:39Golf's Longest Day.
00:46:41Today's going to be
00:46:42a 36-hole round,
00:46:43which means only the top
00:46:4450 players
00:46:45will advance
00:46:45to the final round.
00:46:46So, good luck.
00:46:48Yeah!
00:46:50Let's do this!
00:47:10Whoa!
00:47:11Out there!
00:47:12Whoa!
00:47:12Jim, that was incredible.
00:47:36You won.
00:47:37We won.
00:47:39Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:47:40We've got to celebrate.
00:47:41Let's party,
00:47:42drink it up,
00:47:43you know.
00:47:44Come on!
00:47:44Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:45We have dinner with Dad
00:47:46tonight, remember?
00:47:47No!
00:47:48Disgusting!
00:47:48He just wants you there.
00:47:49He's trying to marry you off
00:47:51to that stupid piece of shit,
00:47:52Henry.
00:47:53I bet he's going to be there
00:47:54tonight, too.
00:47:55Yeah, I know.
00:47:56And I've had enough.
00:47:57It's time I end this.
00:48:07Lion, you've finally returned.
00:48:15For the past six years,
00:48:16I've torn through the competition.
00:48:18But those old-timers still insist
00:48:20that it is because you paved the way.
00:48:23No matter how many titles I win,
00:48:25your legacy hangs over my head,
00:48:27hangs over every single trophy
00:48:28like a thorn digging deeper
00:48:30into my side.
00:48:31But I'll perute myself.
00:48:37When I'm implanted with this chip,
00:48:39everyone will be forced
00:48:40to know the truth
00:48:41that I am the greatest golfer
00:48:43in the world.
00:48:46I agreed to help me
00:48:48eschew off that trust fund brat
00:48:49by pretending to be
00:48:50her boyfriend tonight.
00:49:01Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:49:03It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:49:06God, Mid,
00:49:06you just drag any bum
00:49:08off the street.
00:49:09You dare
00:49:10show your face here?
00:49:12Dad,
00:49:12you'd be nice.
00:49:13This is the hero
00:49:15I told you about
00:49:16that saved our golf club.
00:49:35Everyone,
00:49:37this
00:49:37is Henry Hale.
00:49:39His father
00:49:40is the president
00:49:41of the Golfers Association.
00:49:43Golf
00:49:44is in their blood.
00:49:46Just the type of family
00:49:47that my daughter
00:49:48should
00:49:49marry into.
00:49:54Henry, is it?
00:49:56Yep.
00:49:57Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:59You're Gabriel's kid.
00:50:00You act nothing like him.
00:50:01What would you know
00:50:02about my father?
00:50:03Nothing.
00:50:04He's just some broke bum
00:50:05that pulls weeds
00:50:06at our golf course.
00:50:11Mia,
00:50:12are you serious?
00:50:13You brought the help home?
00:50:17So humiliating.
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:19What is he doing here?
00:50:21To shine Henry's shoes?
00:50:25Well,
00:50:26Mia has good taste.
00:50:27I'm sure she'll
00:50:27know if someone's
00:50:29right for her.
00:50:29Watch it, yard boy.
00:50:31His father runs
00:50:32a U.S. Open.
00:50:33With one phone call,
00:50:34he can have you
00:50:35disqualified.
00:50:37Everybody,
00:50:37let's not waste
00:50:38our time on this loser.
00:50:39Our food's getting cold.
00:50:41Let's go eat.
00:50:46Here, please.
00:50:47Allow me.
00:50:55Oh,
00:50:56that reminds me,
00:50:57Mr. Collins.
00:50:58You have to try
00:50:59one of these.
00:50:59I just had him
00:51:00flown in from Cuba today.
00:51:02Really good Arbanos.
00:51:03Oh, now we're done.
00:51:05You're not getting
00:51:05real Cuban, eh?
00:51:07Mm-hmm.
00:51:10There you go.
00:51:12Excellent taste,
00:51:13young man.
00:51:16Okay,
00:51:17can we not smoke
00:51:18at the table, please?
00:51:19I got a beard.
00:51:21Yeah,
00:51:22real mature.
00:51:25You should really try
00:51:26this meal.
00:51:27Our chef would be
00:51:28special.
00:51:39I'm sorry, man.
00:51:40I mistook that
00:51:41for an ashtray.
00:51:42Okay,
00:51:42that's enough.
00:51:43Stop disrespecting
00:51:44my guest.
00:51:47Don't worry about it.
00:51:49I'm sure they'll see
00:51:50a new side of me
00:51:50soon enough.
00:51:52I brought a gift.
00:52:06Ew,
00:52:07what is this?
00:52:08Sounds like
00:52:09shiny scrap metal.
00:52:11I bet it's all junk.
00:52:14Henry,
00:52:15show this schmuck
00:52:16what a real gift
00:52:18looks like.
00:52:18Yes, yes.
00:52:19Thank you for the
00:52:20reminder, my friend.
00:52:24Well, Mia,
00:52:25I knew you grew up
00:52:26idolizing Lion,
00:52:27so I wanted to do
00:52:28something special.
00:52:30I got you this.
00:52:32This is Lion's
00:52:33old tour card.
00:52:34It took me ages
00:52:36to get it out
00:52:36of my father's collection.
00:52:38That would go
00:52:39for millions
00:52:40at Sotheby's.
00:52:41Henry,
00:52:42this is very sweet
00:52:43of you,
00:52:45but it's far
00:52:46too valuable.
00:52:47I can't accept it.
00:52:51This is incredibly rare.
00:52:54What are you
00:52:54sparking about
00:52:55over there, huh?
00:52:56Worried about
00:52:57that little trash bag
00:52:58that you brought
00:52:58in comparison?
00:53:00Admit it, loser.
00:53:01You are jealous
00:53:02because you could
00:53:03never afford
00:53:04a gift like that.
00:53:09Why don't we
00:53:10make a bet?
00:53:12All right,
00:53:13I'm listening.
00:53:15If my gift
00:53:16is more valuable
00:53:18than yours,
00:53:19you have to
00:53:20lick this plate clean.
00:53:22Cigar ash
00:53:23and all.
00:53:25Hm.
00:53:32What a coincidence.
00:53:34Looks like
00:53:35I want to give
00:53:36Mia
00:53:36a Lion's
00:53:37tour card too.
00:53:41but not just
00:53:42one.
00:53:45Ten.
00:53:48Whoa.
00:53:49What?
00:53:51That's impossible.
00:53:52You're just
00:53:52a washed-up loser.
00:53:54Like,
00:53:54how is that possible?
00:53:57Well,
00:53:57looks like you lost.
00:53:59Eat up.
00:54:00Jeez.
00:54:01Have I been
00:54:01getting this all wrong?
00:54:03I gotta make
00:54:04a phone call.
00:54:11Wait!
00:54:12Guys,
00:54:13we almost fell
00:54:13for this dude's trick.
00:54:14I just talked
00:54:15to my father.
00:54:16Apparently,
00:54:17there's hundreds
00:54:18of those things
00:54:18going around
00:54:19that are all fake.
00:54:20The only way
00:54:20you can even tell
00:54:21is if you put him
00:54:22against a fire
00:54:23and then the little
00:54:24lion's head
00:54:25will pop up.
00:54:26And let's be honest,
00:54:28these are
00:54:29certain quotes.
00:54:30And now,
00:54:31guess what?
00:54:32My dad's on his way
00:54:33and we're gonna bust
00:54:35you as the con man
00:54:36that you are.
00:54:37You pissed off
00:54:38the president?
00:54:39You are so screwed.
00:54:42How dare you bring
00:54:44fakes into my house?
00:54:46So you all think
00:54:47these cards are fake?
00:54:48Yeah.
00:54:49Yeah.
00:54:50Yeah.
00:54:51Well,
00:54:52I believe Bobby.
00:54:53I don't think
00:54:54he'd lie to me.
00:54:55Well,
00:54:56why talk about it?
00:54:57Let's put it
00:54:58to the test.
00:54:59Wait,
00:54:59no.
00:55:00You can't destroy those.
00:55:01That's part
00:55:02of Lion's legacy.
00:55:03That's a disrespect
00:55:04to golf itself.
00:55:09Wait,
00:55:09no.
00:55:10You can't destroy those.
00:55:11That's part
00:55:12of Lion's legacy.
00:55:13It'd be an insult
00:55:14to golf itself.
00:55:15Oh my God,
00:55:16Mia,
00:55:16why are you
00:55:16believing this guy?
00:55:18I'm doing us
00:55:18all a favor
00:55:19by destroying these.
00:55:20I'm calling him
00:55:21out for having
00:55:22a scam.
00:55:28What's going on here?
00:55:30what if that card
00:55:31actually is real?
00:55:33Fire test gold.
00:55:36Adversity test men.
00:55:38Ew.
00:55:40You lying
00:55:41con artist.
00:55:42I'm sick
00:55:42of your parlor tricks.
00:55:44Get on your knees,
00:55:45admit these are fake.
00:55:46Otherwise,
00:55:47I'm going to give you
00:55:47a glimpse
00:55:47into the depths
00:55:48of hell.
00:55:52death.
00:55:53This is who
00:55:53I was telling you
00:55:54about.
00:55:55This is the con man.
00:55:59Ow.
00:56:00You idiot.
00:56:01What do you think
00:56:02you're doing?
00:56:03Mr. Chairman,
00:56:04he was the one
00:56:05that brought the fakes.
00:56:06We had nothing
00:56:07to do with it.
00:56:10Fakes.
00:56:13No, no, no, no, no,
00:56:15no, no, no.
00:56:15These are the real deal.
00:56:16What?
00:56:19Fakes.
00:56:22No, no, no, no, no,
00:56:24no, no, no.
00:56:24These are the real deal.
00:56:26What?
00:56:27Dad,
00:56:28what are you talking about?
00:56:29Are you senile?
00:56:30Like,
00:56:30those can't be real.
00:56:32Ow.
00:56:33Did I raise an idiot?
00:56:34Wait a minute.
00:56:35If those cards
00:56:36are real,
00:56:37then he,
00:56:39he's lying?
00:56:41I apologize
00:56:42for interrupting
00:56:43your family dinner.
00:56:44I'll be cutting up
00:56:45all of his credit cards
00:56:46again,
00:56:47and he will be grounded
00:56:49until hopefully
00:56:50he learns his lesson.
00:56:51Let's go.
00:56:52Your mother's in the car.
00:56:53Ow.
00:56:54God.
00:56:55Ow.
00:56:55It's the person.
00:56:56Ow.
00:56:57We almost destroyed
00:56:59those precious
00:57:01treasures.
00:57:02We didn't mean to.
00:57:04It was all
00:57:04Henry's fault.
00:57:07Well,
00:57:08it looks like
00:57:09dinner's finished
00:57:10to me.
00:57:11Let's go for a walk.
00:57:13That sounds nice.
00:57:15It'd be good
00:57:16to get some fresh air
00:57:17away from this stench.
00:57:27Sorry I had to deal
00:57:28with my family
00:57:28back there.
00:57:30Don't worry about it.
00:57:32I just didn't want
00:57:32our first date
00:57:33to end sour.
00:57:38Is that your wife?
00:57:48Yes.
00:57:50She passed in labor.
00:57:52I'm sorry.
00:57:55I know what it's like
00:57:57to lose someone
00:57:58you love.
00:57:59Never gets easier.
00:58:01I want you to know
00:58:03that I'm not trying
00:58:04to replace anybody.
00:58:06I just
00:58:07want to be by your side.
00:58:25Stay here, Mia.
00:58:27Be careful.
00:58:29Hey, bitch.
00:58:31Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:58:33Hey, baby.
00:58:35Oh, no!
00:58:36Bobby, watch out!
00:58:48Let her go, Tyler.
00:58:54Bobby!
00:58:57I thought you were
00:58:59gonna go down swinging.
00:59:02Those are cute.
00:59:04Those are my daughters!
00:59:08You see that?
00:59:09It's what you get
00:59:10for going against me,
00:59:11you son of a bitch!
00:59:15It's time to go
00:59:16join your wife in hell.
00:59:21Fuck!
00:59:22Come on, boss!
00:59:23You got lucky
00:59:24this time, motherfucker!
00:59:25Next time I see you,
00:59:26it's gonna be your last!
00:59:28Okay?
00:59:31Not yet.
00:59:32Oh, I think it's broken.
00:59:34I think it's...
00:59:34Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:59:37Let's go.
00:59:45Wait, don't move.
00:59:49Not until the doctor
00:59:50says what's wrong.
00:59:52I have an itch
00:59:54down there.
00:59:55My hands are...
00:59:57Okay, well, let me
00:59:58itch it for you.
01:00:02Is it right here?
01:00:09How's that feel?
01:00:10That's amazing.
01:00:12Is that it?
01:00:13Oh, yeah.
01:00:14That's so good.
01:00:17That's amazing.
01:00:19Please.
01:00:21Oh, yes.
01:00:23What's Daddy doing?
01:00:26Eleanor!
01:00:27Daddy!
01:00:29Hey.
01:00:30Oh.
01:00:30Oh.
01:00:31I'm sorry.
01:00:31It's okay.
01:00:32It's okay.
01:00:32Hey, Doc.
01:00:33Um, what's wrong
01:00:34with Bobby's hand?
01:00:35Well, Mr. Wood's right hand
01:00:36suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:38He needs at least
01:00:40six weeks of proper rest
01:00:41or there will be
01:00:42permanent consequences.
01:00:44Six weeks?
01:00:46What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:47You need rest.
01:00:49And that's doctor's orders.
01:00:53I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:55I missed you, too.
01:00:56Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:57What are you doing?
01:00:58You need to rest
01:00:59and you're not swinging
01:00:59a club anytime soon.
01:01:01I have to go
01:01:01to the U.S. Open.
01:01:03I'll pop Oxy
01:01:04if I have to.
01:01:05Okay, but we only
01:01:06have one a day
01:01:07and it only lasts
01:01:08four hours.
01:01:09What are you going to do
01:01:09when the pill wears off?
01:01:10You can't hold
01:01:11the club correctly.
01:01:14Four hours is plenty.
01:01:15I'll win.
01:01:16For you and me.
01:01:19It's time the legendary
01:01:20line of golf
01:01:21gets his proper ending.
01:01:24Welcome to the U.S.
01:01:26Open Championships.
01:01:27The total course
01:01:28will consist of 72 holes
01:01:29across four days.
01:01:31The player with
01:01:31the lowest total score
01:01:32will win.
01:01:33This year,
01:01:34we'll be at the infamous
01:01:35Devil's Course,
01:01:37the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:38The course consists
01:01:39of 250 acres,
01:01:41168 bunkers,
01:01:42tall roughs,
01:01:43and no water hazards.
01:01:44It is heavily designed
01:01:46to punish every mistake.
01:01:48Who will conquer
01:01:49the Devil's Course
01:01:50and who will
01:01:51clan the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:55What?
01:01:56What?
01:01:57Wait, Bobby.
01:01:59Bobby, our groundskeeper
01:02:00is the legendary lion.
01:02:02He's a grand slam champion.
01:02:04He's never lost a tournament.
01:02:06And now that the lion's back,
01:02:07if we win,
01:02:08August will be saved.
01:02:10Bobby didn't want to tell him
01:02:11about his injury,
01:02:12but his right hand,
01:02:13is it really going to be okay?
01:02:32You're old news, loser.
01:02:35Still living out your old
01:02:36grand slam glory days
01:02:37as your calling card?
01:02:38Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:42Feisty.
01:02:42I like it.
01:02:43You can keep screeching,
01:02:44but when I win,
01:02:45I'm going to find something
01:02:46to shove down your throat
01:02:47to shut you up.
01:02:48That's fucking great.
01:02:49Enough.
01:02:49This is a waste of time.
01:02:51While lion has been sleeping away
01:02:53all these years,
01:02:54I have been conquering
01:02:55this very course
01:02:56year after year.
01:03:01You think you can
01:03:02keep up with me?
01:03:10You don't wake
01:03:11a sleeping lion.
01:03:16I will crush the very pedestal
01:03:18your followers have built up
01:03:20in your absence.
01:03:21I will show them
01:03:22once and for all
01:03:23who deserves to be
01:03:24the greatest of all time.
01:03:48the golden hills golden boys
01:03:50strike with near-robotic precision.
01:03:55They're all playing
01:03:55way above their level.
01:03:57It's almost like
01:03:57they can see the exact
01:03:58angle, arc,
01:03:59and swing path.
01:04:03Man, oh man.
01:04:06This AI,
01:04:07it's incredible.
01:04:08It's our secret weapon.
01:04:09This has-been,
01:04:10he can't beat us.
01:04:11He's done for.
01:04:20Can he do it?
01:04:30This is your grand slam here?
01:04:32He's better off
01:04:33as my caddy.
01:04:34Don't push yourself.
01:04:35You can't play like this.
01:04:38Don't worry about it.
01:04:40I'm not going to miss
01:04:41my next shot.
01:04:46All right,
01:04:46well, you focus on swinging.
01:04:47I'll take care of the rest.
01:05:14Hey, are you okay?
01:05:17How's the leaderboard?
01:05:19There you go.
01:05:20Good job today.
01:05:22Let's find out.
01:05:26Oh, thank God.
01:05:28We made it to the finals.
01:05:29I'm still way behind.
01:05:31To win this game,
01:05:32I have to catch up quickly.
01:05:35Game's just begun.
01:05:55Mia?
01:05:57Where are you?
01:05:58Hey, do you need something?
01:06:00No, I tried to grab my towel,
01:06:02but my wrist still hurts.
01:06:04Oh, yeah.
01:06:05Hold on.
01:06:08Can you massage it, please?
01:06:11The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:06:15Where does it hurt?
01:06:19Right here.
01:06:34The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:36I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:39Tonight?
01:06:40Mm-hmm.
01:06:41You're mine.
01:07:01I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:07:05Okay.
01:07:07I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:07:11A good luck kiss for daddy.
01:07:13Now, you're gonna win today
01:07:15because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:07:35Four hours?
01:07:36I need to finish before noon.
01:07:39I need to finish before noon.
01:07:45Four hours?
01:07:54What's going on?
01:07:55What's going on?
01:07:55Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:59It's...
01:08:05Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:08:09What are they trying to do?
01:08:13That's the game plan.
01:08:15The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:08:18He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:08:24We're completely dug in.
01:08:26What are you gonna do?
01:08:30Just give it up, old man.
01:08:32According to our calculations,
01:08:33it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:37The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:40There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:43They must be playing dirty.
01:08:47You planted microchips in your arm?
01:08:50So what if we did?
01:08:52All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:09:03You want a hint?
01:09:05The AI has calculated millions of possibilities
01:09:08and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:09:10You lose.
01:09:12AI's never wrong.
01:09:13You're so screwed.
01:09:17Dude, just accept it.
01:09:19You're a washed-up retiree.
01:09:21You can't be cold, hard facts.
01:09:23Don't you understand that?
01:09:24It's in the bag, for God's sakes.
01:09:29Leave it to me.
01:09:48How the hell?
01:09:50No.
01:09:51That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:55It's impossible.
01:10:01See?
01:10:02He landed back in the bunker.
01:10:04He still needs two strokes.
01:10:06That fossil doesn't understand that AI, it runs the world now.
01:10:12Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole.
01:10:14Just to tie with Kane.
01:10:16Shit, Mia.
01:10:17We're done for.
01:10:19Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:10:22The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him, it's your biggest mistake.
01:10:26Making it into the hole from the bunker.
01:10:28Nobody can do that.
01:10:30Oh, God.
01:10:32Wait.
01:10:32On the green?
01:10:34Something's moving.
01:10:38Wait.
01:10:39That's my ball.
01:10:43Did he just...
01:10:45Ooh, so close.
01:10:47But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:51It's okay, guys.
01:10:53Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:57Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:11:04When?
01:11:06In your dreams.
01:11:08Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:11:10And guess what?
01:11:11It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:11:21What's this?
01:11:22I can't believe my mind.
01:11:24The ball's still moving.
01:11:27Go live, boys.
01:11:29I'm still in play.
01:11:35It sucks?
01:11:37A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:11:41It's impossible.
01:11:42Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:44Yeah.
01:11:54He must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:12:03I knew you could do it.
01:12:07Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:12:10How did you?
01:12:12Nah, you know, man.
01:12:13It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:12:15I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:12:20It's not a bug.
01:12:21He took the path that AI considered to be impossible, and he did it in one stroke.
01:12:26He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:12:30A free lesson for you.
01:12:32All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:12:39It's gonna be a long time before you beat me, so all your little microchips won't win.
01:12:47Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:12:50Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:52You know what this means.
01:12:54A sudden death rap.
01:12:55Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:13:00Let's go, boys.
01:13:07What's wrong?
01:13:10The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:13:12Don't worry.
01:13:13I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:13:31Let's go!
01:13:32Come on, now.
01:13:39You've held out long enough, old man.
01:13:42It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:13:50Damn it!
01:13:51Painkillers worn off.
01:14:04Next is full 10, 535 yards, at par 4.
01:14:08Kane Carter is up next.
01:14:16Woo!
01:14:17Just give up.
01:14:18The future belongs to young, innovative players like me, not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:14:23You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:14:37What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:39The flag's all the way over there.
01:14:41Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:14:44Disappear?
01:14:44There's not a cloud in sight.
01:14:46You really are crazy.
01:14:48My experience doesn't lie.
01:15:00You're screwed up.
01:15:02Even the great lion can't come back from his eyes.
01:15:06Chin up, old man.
01:15:07You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:15:09For good.
01:15:10Daddy!
01:15:11A lucky magic spell for you.
01:15:13I know you can do it.
01:15:16You got this.
01:15:17Mm-hmm.
01:15:20Soon.
01:15:21Soon?
01:15:22Soon what?
01:15:23Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:25I mean, I guess you probably should, because it's going to take an act of God for you to win
01:15:29this.
01:15:29Anything less, and that trophy is mine.
01:15:32A miracle?
01:15:34Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:15:47The sun.
01:15:48It actually disappeared.
01:16:00Fine.
01:16:01At least it'll make things interesting.
01:16:13Nice shot, bud.
01:16:15Bummer.
01:16:15Nerdy.
01:16:16Yes.
01:16:17Kane slipped up.
01:16:19Mm-hmm.
01:16:20Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole.
01:16:23Then he's tied with Kane.
01:16:24It's for another round.
01:16:26Got this, Daddy.
01:16:27God.
01:16:29At his time, it's going to be a total eclipse.
01:16:31How's he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:33This is beyond Lion's top records.
01:16:35Even at his peak.
01:16:37Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:16:39You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:16:41Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:16:43He's looking rough.
01:16:45We believe in you, Bobby.
01:16:46You got this.
01:16:50You got this.
01:16:52Wait.
01:16:53Bobby's not aiming for the sage.
01:16:55He's aiming for the flag.
01:16:57He's swinging for the wind.
01:16:59I tell you what.
01:17:00I'll sweeten it.
01:17:02You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:17:06And I'll hand it to August.
01:17:11August doesn't want your club.
01:17:13Your reputation is trash.
01:17:17And you.
01:17:20I'll go beyond.
01:17:21I'll beat the old me.
01:17:23After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:17:28Now watch this drive.
01:17:59I'll be right back.
01:18:02Fly, go, fall, fly.
01:18:05Big Daddy's dream come true.
01:18:26How did he do this?
01:18:56He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand.
01:19:00He's back, folks.
01:19:02The ghost.
01:19:03The lion.
01:19:04Bobby Woods.
01:19:09The winner of the U.S. Open Championship.
01:19:13Bobby the Lion Woods.
01:19:19I didn't do this for me.
01:19:24I did it for all of us.
01:19:26For August Golf Club.
01:19:30You cheated.
01:19:33This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:19:36You were taking pills.
01:19:37I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:39You were doping.
01:19:43The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:48You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:50I can prove it.
01:19:52I can prove it.
01:19:57The doping you saw?
01:19:59Painkillers.
01:20:01Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:20:04Legal.
01:20:05Approved by the association.
01:20:07And cleared prior to competition.
01:20:10It's all documented right here.
01:20:13You.
01:20:15You're on his team.
01:20:16You're in on it.
01:20:17Oh, and, uh, as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:27I have evidence.
01:20:29How about you?
01:20:32I have evidence.
01:20:35Do you?
01:20:37This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:42Come on.
01:20:43Why don't you, motherfucker?
01:20:45Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:55A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:20:59But I did for my daughter.
01:21:00And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:07Stay.
01:21:09We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:21:14Please, stay.
01:21:16Stay.
01:21:18Stay.
01:21:19Stay.
01:21:19Stay.
01:21:20Stay.
01:21:20Stay.
01:21:21Stay.
01:21:22Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:25And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:28I'm staying with you.
01:21:30I'm not golfing.
01:21:34Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:37I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:41You're amazing.
01:21:44I'm a big girl now.
01:21:46Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:48Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:56Okay.
01:21:58Then we're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:22:00We're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:22:01We're all going to be a big, happy family.
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