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Rivals - Season 2 Episode 1
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00:02And we're live in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:11Welcome to the naughtiest show on television.
00:15Coming to you live from Carinium Studios.
00:18Uncensored.
00:19Tonight we'll be bringing you the stories they don't want you to hear.
00:23We name the breakfast television presenter who's been staying up late with Ladies of the Night.
00:27And as rumours circulate about a famous pop star's homosexuality, our celebrity panel wonders.
00:33Who are the poofs of pop?
00:35But first, love and prayers from everyone at Carinium.
00:39For our beloved leader, Lord Battingham.
00:43Fuck you!
00:45Everyone at Carinium has been shocked and saddened by his tragic accident.
00:49Don't you ever stop, I'm here with you.
00:55Lord Battingham, Tony, wasn't just our boss.
00:58He was our family.
01:11What's up, Bill?
01:12What is he doing?
01:13He's doing it.
01:14What is he going to do when it all breaks down?
01:16What is he going to do when he's dead?
01:19What is he going to do?
01:21What is he doing?
01:24more than a little bump to the head to keep Tony batting him down.
01:33Help me.
01:54Help me.
02:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:36Looking from the window above, it's like a story of love.
02:42Can you hear me?
02:45Came back only yesterday
02:47Help me, should I put this gently on the seats?
02:49Just hold it closely. Look, take it.
02:51All I needed was the love you gave
02:58All I needed for another day
03:03And all I ever knew
03:06Only you
03:12Sometimes when I think of her name
03:15When it's only your game
03:18And I knew
03:21Listen to the words that you say
03:24When I think of you
03:30How long is this drive?
03:32Oh my God!
03:34Look at the size of this place!
03:42Welcome to Bella Vista!
03:46Val's had her eye on this since we moved to Green Lawns
03:48It's nice though, being right here in Penscombe
03:51Near Rupert and you lot
03:52We brought our swimming costumes
03:53Ah, well Val's got some rules
03:56No running, pushing, ducking, bombing
03:59Or skinny dipping
04:01What about heavy petting?
04:03Go for your life
04:04As long as you keep your cozies on
04:12Here they are
04:13Who invited the polo team round for some swimming
04:17Val's turned it into a bloody circus
04:20You alright lads?
04:21Yeah
04:25Freddie!
04:26Sebi and Dommy Carlisle
04:27People call them the Heavenly Twins
04:29Although they're not identical
04:30Sebi's taller
04:31And apparently Dommy's got a big willy
04:33Oh wow
04:35Where's the pool, Mr. James?
04:38Follow me
04:46Welcome to Bella Vista
04:48We called it Bella Vista
04:51Because it means nice view
04:55It's so wonderful
04:56To be able to stand
04:57At the bottom of one's drive
04:58And not be able to see one's house
05:01Right, if you'd like to go through
05:03Shoes off, everyone, please
05:07Who's the haven't you go?
05:08One of Baz's stick chicks
05:10I tell you what, Patrick
05:11They only let beautiful people play polo
05:13Where'd they let you play then?
05:14I'm the patron of the Joneses Jets
05:17Patron?
05:18Is that how polo people say it?
05:19Yeah, I just give them a load of money
05:20To sponsor the team
05:21And then they stick me on a pony
05:22And they set me up to score goals
05:24And look good
05:25We're finally where we belong
05:26Aren't we, Fred Freds?
05:30Shall we?
05:37It's so nice to have a man around the house
05:41Oh, so nice to have a man around the house
05:46Someone sweet who's glad he found you
05:50Who will put his arms around you
05:52And his kisses just astound you
05:54It's so nice
05:55Oh, a house is just a house without a man
06:00He's the necessary evil in your plan
06:05There are many things about him
06:08You just cannot do without him
06:11Though it's just a constant game of cat and mouse
06:15It's so nice to have a man around the house
06:28Taggy, did you make all these?
06:30Uh, yes
06:36Prick me with a fork
06:37I'm done
06:38Right, good
06:42Ventura meeting, jacuzzi
06:43Let's talk polo
06:48It's our first chance of making TV
06:50We're going to film the match
06:52Flog the footage to the BBC
06:54And show everyone that Ventura can cover a score
06:56Your people really want to watch polo
06:59I love watching polo
07:00It's the Russia Cup
07:01This has been held on the estates since 1874
07:04You sure you want me on Shelley on a horse?
07:06Pony
07:07What?
07:08Anyway, with no bloody Rupert
07:09Our team's a manned out
07:10Still no word for me
07:11Or Cameron
07:12Not even a bloody phone call
07:14It's pandemonium at Carinium
07:15No, Cameron
07:16Tony's still off work after his accident
07:18I'm in charge of everything
07:19But you're Ventura, what?
07:21I'm double agenting Henry, remember?
07:23Oh, yes
07:24Sorry, Charles
07:25I hate to admit it
07:26But I was under the impression
07:27We had already won the franchise, huh?
07:29We won the right to compete against Carinium
07:32Jesus, Henry
07:32It's a good thing I'm hiring proper staff
07:35The Prime Minister's really quite ticked off
07:37The general election's days away
07:38Nobody's heard from him
07:39Stop it
07:39Last time Rupert got himself lost in a sex marathon
07:41He didn't come up for air for a month
07:48Devil's egg, your holiness
07:50Thank you
07:52Lady Hampshire
07:53Why not, Mrs Jones?
07:55Thank you
07:55Oh, no, please
07:57Call me Mousy
07:59Oh, have we told you that Wayne is starting Eton in September?
08:03We're very proud of him
08:04How did he get in?
08:08Did Freddy donate a computer lab?
08:12Oh, no, he passed the exam
08:19No!
08:22No!
08:29No!
08:32No!
08:33No!
08:34No!
08:36No!
08:36No!
08:37No!
08:37No!
08:38No!
08:56I really didn't want to see my brother completely naked, but I saw the Carlisle twins' bits. I'm taking that
09:03as a win.
09:04I thought Sebby's willy was nicer. Have you still not heard anything more from your Seb, Tag?
09:09Oh, he was never my Seb. His letter was lovely and his new job sounds amazing.
09:14He dumped you in a letter? The shame!
09:15Have you heard from Cameron since she's been off shagging Rupert?
09:18Oh, he's not a dipstick.
09:24Tag?
09:25What's the matter?
09:32Um...
09:33Rupert kissed me.
09:34Fucking fuck!
09:35What?
09:37Where?
09:38Er, in the kitchen.
09:39No, I meant where did he kiss you?
09:41Oh, er, on the mouth.
09:42Yeah, he said such lovely things and then the next day he just disappeared.
09:46Oh, Tag.
09:48I said he couldn't breathe without me.
09:52I just don't believe he would say that and then just disappear.
09:57Doesn't make sense.
10:00Something awful must have happened.
10:23I can't...
10:25I can't...
10:32I feel like...
10:41I don't need to speak officially.
10:45Well, it's just good manners.
10:47Rupert, be serious for a moment.
10:51I promised I would protect you.
10:54And I will.
10:56So you hide me here forever?
10:58Well, we don't have to stay in Devon.
11:01We're friends all over the world.
11:03We keep moving.
11:05Stay ahead of the game.
11:07Stay ahead of the game.
11:21Let's go.
11:56Stay ahead of the game.
11:57Find me a bit.
11:57Take it steady, Devon.
11:58No, no.
12:01You're doing really well, Dad.
12:03We thought you were dead.
12:05Don't be daft, Camilla.
12:06Daddy's invincible.
12:07Thank you, Beatrice.
12:08If you packed your belongings for school,
12:10the car will be waiting to take you back, girls.
12:12Archie will go by train.
12:14Listen to your mother.
12:17Thank you, darling.
12:20You really don't remember anything?
12:25No, I got to the police.
12:26It's a complete blank.
12:28It's extraordinary, isn't it?
12:32No, it's very kind of you.
12:33Thanks for your concern.
12:34With your blood before you ever mow again.
12:38Yes, it's certainly very nice to be home.
12:42I know, I know, I know.
12:43Quite the end of series cliffhanger.
12:45For you to mow, we'll return in the autumn.
12:53Thank you so much.
12:53Yes, it's splendid to be back home with the family.
12:56You too, Lady Gosling.
12:58Good night.
13:02Good night.
13:03You should be heading up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire, Tony.
13:07I'll redress your wound for you.
13:09Let me lock up down there.
13:12No cigars.
13:17Come on, dogs.
13:53I didn't clean it.
14:00Do you think she's gone back to America?
14:04She's gone to Rupert Campbell Black.
14:09Hunt the bitch down.
14:15From the moment he met Maud, he was infatuated.
14:18Words started pouring out of him.
14:20Everything he ever wrote was for her.
14:22This hugely magnetic woman who constantly rejected him.
14:26Anyone would think this was your biography, Declan.
14:29That's why it has to be me who tells the Yates story.
14:32I mean, documentaries are normally so dry.
14:35No offence, Mike.
14:37Maud gone.
14:38Married someone else just to get a rise out of Yates.
14:41What does Yates do?
14:43Tries to seduce her daughter.
14:45Sounds like EastEnders.
14:47EastEnders did get 28 million viewers last month.
14:51Huh?
14:54Documentaries aren't presented by celebrities.
14:57Whatever next?
14:57Joanna Lumley on plumbing.
15:00Listen, we really do want your face back on the Bebold boy.
15:04Would you consider hosting breakfast time?
15:07Frank Bob's on his way out.
15:09Right on to the mornings.
15:10Oh.
15:11Can I say, Jeremy, this is exactly what the BBC documentary department are looking for.
15:17New formats bringing the wonders of the world to a wider audience.
15:20Declan O'Hara, Irish god, and British national treasure.
15:24And who got his big break at the BBC?
15:27Look, it's relevant.
15:29It's noisy.
15:30It's informative.
15:32But gripping.
15:32Homework becomes entertainment.
15:35A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
15:38In the most delightful way.
15:47Homework becomes entertainment.
16:12Homework becomes entertainment.
16:12Declan O'Hara!
16:13Doesn't need Declan over here!
16:21Your love is king.
16:25Well, Caelan fell asleep.
16:28Patrick has script notes for Ibsen and Taggy while she couldn't make head nor tail of it.
16:34I mean, I love the play.
16:36It's just a really small part.
16:37It might blink and you miss me, right?
16:41I mean...
16:42You don't have to be kind, Declan.
16:45It's...
16:47I really appreciate you coming.
16:53House falling apart without me, is it?
16:55It's quieter.
16:56Hey!
16:58I mean, the kids seem okay.
17:00Sure, why wouldn't they be?
17:02You're doing a play.
17:03We're all very happy for you.
17:05They've offered me the tour.
17:07It's making my soul sing.
17:09Right?
17:11That's...
17:12good news?
17:16But I really want to come home
17:18once we've finished in London.
17:20Oh, thank God.
17:24But I meant what I said, Declan.
17:26I need to keep working.
17:29Understood.
17:34Are you dancing?
17:35Are you asking?
17:39No one else is.
17:41You've never stopped us before.
17:44Your love is king.
17:46You never need to part.
17:49Your kisses ring.
17:52Round and round and round my head.
17:55Touching a very part of me.
17:57It's making my soul sing.
18:00I'm crying out for more.
18:02Your love is king.
18:06Your love is king.
18:08Your love is king.
18:08I'm coming home.
18:12I'm coming home.
18:18You're making me dance.
18:21You're making me dance.
18:24Inside.
18:29Touching the very part of me.
18:32It's making my soul sing.
18:35Tearing the very heart of me.
18:37I'm crying out for more.
19:00I'm crying out for more.
19:08I really want to film it in Sligo.
19:10And I'm playing Walt Garn, right?
19:14Sure, a West End star now who couldn't afford you.
19:16Stage hands have more to do than me.
19:19Oh, my God, the Christmas tree.
19:25I like the Christmas tree.
19:31What do you think of the new ending?
19:34Hmm.
19:36Yeah.
19:38I mean, it was sacrilegious, but it gave a new meaning, I suppose.
19:43You fucking bullshitter.
19:47The only thing the producers haven't changed is the ending.
19:50She still leaves her husband and children for a better life,
19:54but you wouldn't know that.
19:55Just as you didn't know, the Christmas tree fell over tonight
19:58because you didn't watch the play.
20:02Maud.
20:03Get out.
20:04Listen, the meeting is ran over.
20:06I had every intention of going.
20:07Don't fucking get out.
20:08Maud.
20:09Get up.
20:09Come on.
20:10Please, don't.
20:11Just get out.
20:12Just fucking get out.
20:15Maud.
20:17Maud.
20:19Maud.
20:29Maud.
20:31Ladies.
20:36Is that Terry Wogan?
20:55Was it Terry Wogan?
21:01Yes.
21:02Yes.
21:04Yes.
21:05Yes.
21:58Sorry I'm late, darling.
22:00I've had a terrible headache.
22:06I've had a terrible headache.
22:44I've had a terrible headache.
22:51I've had a terrible headache.
22:52Sit down.
23:04What the fuck is this?
23:06I'm giving you a choice.
23:08A choice.
23:11I tried to kill you, Tony.
23:14Well, because I hurt you and you were defending yourself.
23:16We both got a little carried away.
23:18I lay in that hospital bed and wondered what this meant for our relationship.
23:25I could have you punished.
23:28Sent you to prison.
23:29Can't imagine America would want me back after that.
23:33But then I thought of the alternative.
23:35And that is?
23:38Forgiveness.
23:42I've already told the police I don't remember anything.
23:45If you stay with Karinian, stay with me, I will remember it was a simple accident.
23:58I love you, Karinian.
24:01No, you don't love me.
24:05You just want to beat Rupert.
24:07Yeah.
24:09I can't imagine America at all.
24:46Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
24:49Which one of you greased the front steps, eh?
24:53Seriously.
24:54Do be careful entering and exiting the building.
24:56My little slip could have been far, far worse.
24:59Thank goodness for Miss Madden.
25:02Joyce, I can always trust you to catch me when I fall.
25:05I would like to welcome back Cameron Cook,
25:09who's been taking time away to study the opposition.
25:13Her first-class espionage means we are now fully abreast of venturous plans
25:18and are ready to knock them out of the competition.
25:21Thank you, Miss Cook.
25:23There are no lengths you won't go
25:24in order to keep Carinium, this franchise bid and all our livelihoods safe.
25:38Because, make no mistake, we are under attack.
25:44Venturer, led by Rupert Campbell Black and Declan O'Hara,
25:50will continue to solicit employees from our ranks
25:53to elicit confidential information.
25:55Those Venturer gangsters have no scruples.
26:01So be on your guard.
26:03Trust no one.
26:06Oh, Charles, where's Charles Furman?
26:09Here, Tony.
26:10Charles has done a fantastic job covering Cameron's role
26:13while she's been away, so thank you, Charles.
26:15Now, Beatty and Sarah's Uncensored is demolishing the competition.
26:21The teams are gearing up to shoot series three
26:24of four men went to mow in September.
26:27Master Dog will be back.
26:29Bigger and parkier than ever.
26:31With James Verica back on presenting duties.
26:34Woof.
26:361987 is a franchise year, ladies and gentlemen,
26:39and we are at war.
26:41Yes, sir.
26:43An eye for an eye,
26:45we'll take their fucking heads off!
26:48Yes!
26:49Yes!
26:52Yes!
26:53Yes!
26:54Yes!
26:55Yes!
26:56Yes!
26:57Yes!
26:57Yes!
26:58Yes!
26:58Yes!
26:58Yes!
27:00Yes!
27:01Yes!
27:01Yes!
27:04Yes!
27:04Yes!
27:05Yes!
27:24River!
27:25Sorry, Tag, not now.
27:28Battingham found out about Cameron and me.
27:31She thought he was gonna kill her,
27:32so she walloped him.
27:34Shame she didn't succeed.
27:35That's why we had to get away.
27:37She was in danger, I had to protect her, but he found us.
27:42So why has she gone back to him?
27:43I don't know, she just got into the helicopter.
27:46Doesn't seem like Cameron.
27:47She's such a tough cookie.
27:49She was scared of him.
27:50We've...
27:52We've got to get her out of there!
27:54Rupert.
27:54Rupert.
27:54Rupert.
27:55She's a big girl.
27:56If she's gone back to him, then maybe we've got to accept her.
27:58No, it's not like her.
27:59There's got to be something else going on.
28:01You're wrong, Rupert.
28:02She's definitely Team Carinium.
28:04She's back at Tony's side as if nothing ever happened.
28:07And there's something else.
28:10Tony says that we're now filming the polo match on Sunday.
28:12No.
28:14We're filming the polo match on Sunday.
28:16Sorry, Declan.
28:17It's all set.
28:18Carinium are filming the polo too.
28:22Well.
28:24Let's get ready for a fight.
28:34Morning.
28:35Hello.
28:35Hmm.
28:37Rupert Campbell Black.
28:38Welcome to Ventura.
28:38Mike Maples.
28:39Oh!
28:40Tired to be here.
28:41Are you ready?
28:42Well, I left behind regular hours and a BBC pension
28:45to work for my Broadcasting Heroes Renegade Production Company.
28:50I've never been so poor or so happy.
28:59Right on schedule.
29:15Okay.
29:16Mix your neck is done.
29:17Right away.
29:18Cameron.
29:22Beautiful day for it.
29:25Let's have a fair fight.
29:28Make the best team win.
29:34You can't make television without being a cunt, Tony.
29:37It's not nearly so much fun though, is it?
29:39Go on, Cameron.
29:43What are you doing?
29:44Staying ahead of the game.
29:47Come on, lads.
29:49It's time for David to kick a lion's arse.
30:08It's time for David to kick a lion's arse.
30:16Dance, dance, dance!
30:18To the song they're playing on the radio.
30:26If you say run, I'll run with you.
30:34And if you say hide, we'll hide
30:41Because my love for you would break my heart in two
30:49If you should fall into my arms, tremble like a flower
31:04Let's dance
31:13Let's dance
31:14From fear where grace should fall
31:21Let's dance
31:23From fear tonight is all
31:33So sexy
31:36What?
31:37This is my new favourite spot
31:39Yes, no one's actually here to watch polo
31:41They're here to watch each other
31:46Has Rupert said anything?
31:49I don't say he wants to get Cameron back
31:53They're all less complicated men to fall in love with
32:02Polo polo, the sport of kings
32:05Four players per team, four chuckers per game, seven minutes per chucker
32:09Look at all the pretty horses
32:11Let's horse around, horseplay
32:14Par for the horse
32:15Ponies
32:15Can I get some water, please?
32:17What?
32:18They're called ponies, James
32:19I thought ponies were baby horses
32:21Apparently not
32:22Stupid game
32:23Standby to record
32:26Floor standing by
32:27Waiting for shot to clear, we ready?
32:29Chucka, chucka, chucka, chucka con, chucka con
32:31Okay, on camera one and action
32:33Did you know, James
32:35That polo is the oldest ball sport in the world
32:37Dating back to 600 BC
32:40Yes, Sarah, I did
32:41Now, viewers at home will be wondering
32:43Why you're wearing that rather fetching jumpsuit
32:46Are you auditioning for Treasure Hunt?
32:51Oh, no!
32:53Yucky!
32:54Oh, my God
32:54I'm so sorry
32:55This is polo Ralph Lauren
32:57We have Beatty standing by to take over
32:59I can feel it on me
33:00Did you strip James off?
33:02Oh, she's already on it
33:05It's not on my trousers
33:06It's not on my trousers
33:07It's just me being in the van
33:11Ladies and gentlemen
33:12Welcome to the final of the Rutger Cup
33:14At the estate of Lord and Lady Hampshire
33:16We have four-time winners
33:18And last year's champions
33:19The Remington Steelers
33:21Playing against newcomers
33:22The Jones Jets
33:27The match is about to start
33:28Standby
33:30Let's rock and roll
33:41And they're away
33:49Lovely cross
33:50From Batting up to Cap'l Black
33:54Hit!
33:57Who is it?
33:58All the way, all the way
33:58Come on!
33:59Let's go!
33:59Come on!
34:00Go on!
34:09Ready, go!
34:10And a wonderful go
34:10Ready, go!
34:12Get ready!
34:20Come on!
34:22Play, play!
34:33What on earth is that woman doing?
34:36Oh, her high heels are stuck in the mud, Gwendo.
34:39She looks as though she needs to go to the moon.
34:44I'll get you some shampoo.
34:48It's wonderful to see you out and about again, Monica.
34:51Tony's accident must have been very hard on you.
34:56Well, we're all soldiering on now.
34:59Do let Hermione and me know if we can help at all.
35:02Us Wickham Abbey girls must look out for one another.
35:07Well, I must say, Mrs. Stratton looks ready for action in her boiler suit.
35:11Ah, Sarah has a surprise for us after the final chuk-eye, Reverend Penny. I enjoy that.
35:16Ooh, what's a surprise?
35:17Wouldn't be a fucking surprise if I told you, would it?
35:19Now, let's enjoy these fools getting beaten.
35:23They're right back in it now, pushing hard.
35:27They're only playing for the trade for Donny and Sebby, passing between each other.
35:32They've caught the gasp there.
35:34It takes it.
35:35And that's a goal!
35:38Fuck!
35:39Yeah!
35:40That's sexy fucking polo.
35:42Fucking...
35:43And with the score now at one goal apiece, it makes it even Stephens at the end of the second
35:50chuk-a.
35:51My lords, ladies and gentlemen, please take to the pitch.
35:55Oh, let's give it a stab, please.
35:59Oh, sorry, sorry.
36:01Come here.
36:02Sorry.
36:03He just loves telly.
36:06Which side are you on?
36:08Uh, Carinium.
36:09Oh.
36:09I'm Carinium.
36:10Ah.
36:12Is Master Dog coming back?
36:14Of course.
36:15Are you thinking of entering?
36:16Oh.
36:17David does not enjoy the spotlight.
36:19I like having my belly rubbed in front of Knott's Landing.
36:22Don't we all, David?
36:24David Bow Wowie, if you please.
36:26Ah!
36:28Would you like to watch the filming with me?
36:31Could we?
36:31That's awfully kind of you.
36:34Charles, Fairbairn.
36:35Muffy, short for Caroline.
36:44Sweaty work.
36:47Might go back to mine and, um, have a long shower.
36:51Who with?
36:52Me or my brother?
36:54We know you've been bonking both of us.
36:56Don't play a player, mate.
37:06It's like West Side Story.
37:08The two different sides coming together.
37:11Yeah.
37:12I guess it is.
37:13Mm.
37:14Do you go both ways, then?
37:17Oh, uh, I just like sex a lot.
37:23Oh.
37:25I haven't done it yet.
37:27I really want to, though.
37:36All set for the big surprise, team.
37:39Ready for the grand finale?
37:41Mm-hmm.
37:45I can't wait to come and see you tonight.
37:48Tonight can't come soon enough.
37:50Mm-hmm.
37:57James, James, right back in the game now, running hard.
38:05Can he score well now?
38:06Yes, he does!
38:19Is Rupert the daddy or is it James?
38:24We've been running to the ladies all week.
38:26The men around you may not have realized, but that's men.
38:30Right.
38:31Ready for launch.
38:33Sarah's so excited she could burst.
38:35Smile.
38:36We're going to be in Tatler.
38:39No.
38:40Come on, crack your face here.
38:41Having fun.
38:42Little distance.
38:43That's enough.
38:44Fuck off.
38:45Let's get you up then, Sarah.
38:47We discussed this.
38:48It's really very simple.
38:50You jump out of the plane.
38:51The parachute pops open.
38:52You just float like a little butterfly.
38:55It's thrilling!
38:55Down into the field.
38:56Everyone flords lovely, lonely.
39:00Is there a problem?
39:01No.
39:02Come on.
39:06We'll look after her.
39:08Good luck.
39:11Tony, I'm pregnant.
39:13Speak up, woman.
39:15I'm pregnant.
39:18Oh, you are the face of two primetime television shows.
39:21This is hugely annoying.
39:24Well, we're going to have to start auditioning for replacements on Monday then, Deirdre.
39:28Come along then, let's get you up in the plane.
39:30No, I can't.
39:32Tony, I can't.
39:35I have four camera crews, 12 photographers, the whole of Raj are waiting for a fucking surprise.
39:40Who's going to jump out the bloody plane then?
39:51No, we haven't long to go into the final chukka.
39:54Can the James jet speed off the Remington Steelers have win.
39:57It is Campbell Blackfield.
39:59Go on!
39:59Offside, that's a lovely bit of work by him.
40:02Look at the man who's riding by him.
40:03Oh, they can't do it.
40:04They're struggling to get hold of him.
40:06And he's still there.
40:07Campbell Black, going right back.
40:09He's going to have the final shot.
40:11He's going to have the final shot.
40:11A goal.
40:12He's going to score.
40:13And he's going to have the final shot.
40:15He's going to have the final shot.
40:15And that's a goal!
40:19And that's a goal!
40:42madam and a lager for mr. Jones please he looks thirsty can you put it in there
40:52for me I can't stop thinking about you me too
41:06it's like a beautiful dream I had
41:25Fred Fred didn't he do well he was wonderful well played Freddie I worried he was too tubby for
41:34polo hey that poor horse could you take a picture of us can give the camera to mrs. verica okay
41:41I'm not great with these uh say cheese
41:50love flow come on go Sharon you look nice you look you look slim when you stand up straight
41:56lovely right shall we go get a little drink
42:04Lizzie no no Freddie you've walked off of El's camera
42:17I think it's best we keep away from each other
42:23it's gonna be quite hard us being neighbors now and everything
42:29it's hurting my heart
42:42my lords and ladies and gentlemen some quiet please
42:46ladies we are delighted as ever to host you all here in the grounds of our humble home
42:52and this year with even more joy in our hearts than usual because the day Hermione and I thought
42:59would never arrive is finally on the horizon after her sterling work for the spastics and
43:05rebuilding that school in Ghana our beloved Caroline is getting married
43:12we are delighted to announce the engagement of our daughter Caroline Margaret
43:21yes to Mr Gerald Middleton come up Gerald
43:31to Gerald and Muffy everyone
43:34to Gerald and Muffy everyone
43:35Gerald and Muffy
43:50it's been a wonderful day for Carineon well personally may I say how fabulous it is to have you back
43:55at the helm Tony
43:55stronger than ever
43:57stronger than ever
43:57none the worst for my little adventure
43:58ah yes and before Carineon's big surprise today just to confirm for some concerned viewers at home
44:05this was an accident it wasn't due to any foul play I slipped on the steps outside Carineon entirely my
44:13own fault
44:14perhaps I should wear trainers instead of brogues in front of us
44:17well thank you for putting all our minds at rest
44:19welcome
44:19and cut
44:20terrific Tony well done
44:22excellent
44:23thanks Tony
44:25glad we got the truth on record
44:29no threat of police for me
44:30no public scandal for you
44:32win-win right
44:40hold on guys
44:58you stayed ahead of the game
45:00I did
45:01thank you
45:16thank you
45:16thank you
45:17thank you
45:19well in the parachute
45:59And finally, to today's Rukshire Cup in Hampshire Estates
46:03with this exclusive footage brought to us by Ventura Television.
46:13The match was won by satellite technology mogul Freddie Jones' Jones Jets
46:17with Mrs Thatcher's Minister for Sport, Rupert Campbell Black,
46:21back in action, helping to score the winning goal.
46:24And the behind-the-scenes fiasco Tony Baddingham didn't want you to see
46:28as a Carinium employee humiliates himself
46:31after crash-landing his parachute into a tree.
46:35Poor chap. I hope he's all right.
46:38In the ITV franchise battle between television titan Carinium
46:42and the newly formed Ventura Television,
46:45it was Ventura who won the day.
46:47What?
46:50May I speak with you, Tony?
46:52Oh, this is getting extremely dull, Sarah.
46:55If you want to keep your job,
46:56your little inconvenience needs to be flushed away.
46:59It's yours.
47:04It's your baby, Tony.
47:21Long day, darling.
47:23What's for dinner?
47:28I have to admit, today was embarrassing.
47:31No, darling, I'm sorry.
47:32Not for me.
47:33For you.
47:35You let her humiliate you
47:37in front of our friends,
47:40in front of your children.
47:43I defied my father and my whole family
47:47when I agreed to exchange this house for your surname.
47:50Tony, there will be no more lies.
47:54Or I will hurt you
47:56far more than any mistress ever could.
48:00You want to win so badly.
48:05You make yourself very easy to beat.
48:10Come on, dog.
48:22Why didn't you tell me you were Jerry's chum?
48:24I just can't believe it.
48:26We're going to be a proper little gang,
48:28the three of us.
48:29Well, the four of us.
48:30This must be what love does to you.
48:32I'd completely forgotten about David.
48:34He's not mounting Gertrude in the garden.
48:43You should have told me
48:44she was Henry's daughter.
48:45Sorry, Charles, I wanted to speak to you first.
48:48And tell me you're into Muffy.
48:52I like her.
48:55Do you think it'll work?
48:57Our plan.
48:58Worth a try, isn't it?
49:00I mean, they were an exciting
49:01last two chuckers, isn't it?
49:03Well, I played some chuckers in my time.
49:05Thank you, Angel.
49:07Yeah.
49:09We did it.
49:11You did it.
49:13Where did you manage to hold your nerve?
49:16I held on to Rupert
49:18and waited until Tony publicly absolved me.
49:21If he goes to the police now,
49:22he'll just look foolish.
49:24Tony would never let that happen.
49:25We better be careful.
49:26He'll be out for blood.
49:28Glad you got out alive, though.
49:30Wow.
49:31I got out alive,
49:32but without my car or my apartment.
49:35Well, you're coming to live with me.
49:39Pensacombe Court.
49:41You mean that?
49:43Of course.
50:04You know what?
50:05I'll just, um,
50:06be back in a sec.
50:19I need to explain.
50:23I need to explain.
50:41I'm trying to behave honorably.
50:46Did you sleep with her immediately
50:48or did you honorably hold off for one night?
50:50I was already sleeping with Cameron
50:52before I kissed you.
50:53Well, then you shouldn't have kissed me.
50:54No, I shouldn't have kissed you.
51:01It's true
51:02what everyone says about you.
51:07You aren't capable of love.
51:12Ty.
51:36People say that life isn't a fairy tale.
51:40That happy ever after doesn't exist.
51:44But what if you just haven't found
51:46the person who'll give you your happy ending?
51:49It's up to you
51:50to give yourself the love you deserve.
51:57However, be prepared.
51:59With love may also come war.
52:02And every war has its casualties.
52:07Welcome home.
52:21Most peculiar?
52:24Dogs?
52:33Get the fuck out of my house
52:38You know it's only a matter of time before he did Shishi Cameron
52:42Six days, six weeks
52:43He might even keep you six months to venture her finally
52:48Don't get the franchise, then he'll kick you out like all the rest
52:51Why are you here, Tony?
52:53Oh
52:57I brought you a housewarming present
53:03I don't need evidence to punish you
53:07The retribution I had planned will be far more painful
53:16This is gonna be fun
53:17The retribution I had planned will be far more painful
53:33The retribution I had planned will be far more painful
53:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
54:04oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
54:08oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
54:09oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
54:09oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
54:09oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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