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00:22Dennis Dyer was the best bloody groundsman this club has ever known.
00:25And it was my privilege to have known him since 1992.
00:30A time when I played the best rugby of my life.
00:37But today is not about that.
00:39He leaves behind Sue.
00:41Now, this has knocked her for six.
00:42I mean, he would be when you drown in.
00:45Horrible way to go.
00:47Poor, poor dad.
00:49Does he do many funerals to your dad?
00:51Great, isn't he? Why are you doing that?
00:53Open flames next to Wicker. I'm a firefighter. I can't have that.
00:57But today is not all sad.
00:59Amongst Dennis' possessions, Sue has unearthed home video footage of the 1993 District Cup Final against Trevaldwin.
01:09A game in which I'm sure everyone remembers.
01:12I scored to an injury.
01:14Now, Rachel, I set it all up for us so we can watch it in tribute to Dennis.
01:27Come on, Rach. In your own time, love?
01:30She was here. I'll go look for her now.
01:33What a game it was.
01:35And what a try.
01:36Still talked about to this day.
01:37Terry, maybe talk more about Dennis and less about yourself.
01:41I'm just trying to lighten things up. It's not all about death, is it?
01:46She's dead.
01:48Rachel!
01:50She's dead.
01:52What do you mean she's dead?
01:54She's dead.
01:55Rachel.
01:57Rachel Jenkins.
02:00The best bloody chairperson this club has ever had.
02:21Cause of death looks to be blunt force trauma.
02:24A trophy fair near the body is likely the weapon.
02:26Ooh.
02:27Never held a trophy before.
02:29Always wanted one.
02:31Josh Daniel's back of the year.
02:34Is that like, rear of the year?
02:36Back's a rugby position.
02:38Take you and I are a fan.
02:39Ooh, no.
02:41I'm gonna miss these deeper meaningfuls when you're gone.
02:43Please.
02:44No emotional goodbyes.
02:46Anyway, I'll only be gone a year.
02:48Just need to get this wrapped up by Friday.
02:51Ooh.
02:51Ooh.
02:53Hello.
02:57Laptop adapter.
02:59Bit to the story.
03:00She'd gone to get her laptop.
03:02No sign of it anywhere, though.
03:05Looks like she brought her drink with her.
03:08Hmm.
03:08Rum and Coke.
03:09Oh, I like her style.
03:10Reckon we'd have got on.
03:13Eeeeee, Clark's here.
03:15Good luck with that.
03:16Come on.
03:18Sir!
03:19Looking sharp.
03:20New shirt.
03:22Malawan.
03:23Who's our victim then?
03:25Rachel Jenkins, 42, club chairwoman.
03:28Went to get a laptop, whacked over the head.
03:31No sign of the laptop near her body or in her office.
03:34So, she disturbs a thief, they whack her over the head and then leg it?
03:38I dunno.
03:39Seems a bit violent.
03:41Why not just push her?
03:42Something feels off.
03:43Yeah, well I don't want feelings, Malawan.
03:45I want evidence.
03:47Ideally, before you leave me high and dry.
03:49Sir, you're being petulant.
03:50Okay.
03:51My armpit out.
03:54You're my protege.
03:55I groomed you.
03:55Can't say that, sir.
03:57Planted my seed in you.
03:58Definitely can't say that, sir.
04:00Chowdhury.
04:01Loyal.
04:02Faithful.
04:03Chowdhury.
04:03What have you got for me lovely boy?
04:05Er, that's the husband.
04:07Dale Jenkins over there.
04:09He's in shock.
04:09I don't think we'll get much sense out of him yet.
04:11How'd you get on with CCTV?
04:13Not good.
04:13All the cameras except the one on the entrance have been down the last few weeks.
04:17It's Sue Dyer, the woman whose husband the service was for.
04:21She said she thinks she might have clicked on it,
04:23but they make it all very confusing.
04:26And my dentist used to do this.
04:27The edited highlights is fine.
04:28Got it.
04:29Can I go yet?
04:31Josh Daniels.
04:32Have you made a statement?
04:33No, but I'm late for the gym.
04:34I need to hit my training window.
04:35I've already fueled.
04:36Oh, well if you've already fueled.
04:38No.
04:39Chowdhury, take Mr Daniels' statement, please.
04:47There's no way this was a robbery.
04:49Someone low enough to rob a memorial service has the nerve to kill someone
04:53and leaves the phone, rings and purse.
04:57A characterful analysis?
04:59How far you've come under my tutelage.
05:02If this is to be our last case...
05:03Now I've got you a little present.
05:06Oh.
05:08Cinema membership, so you can watch a film every week.
05:11Keep our film nights going on FaceTime and get you out the house.
05:14Oh.
05:16You'd be nice for me.
05:17Stop me losing my eyeballs.
05:20I'm not 90, you know, but thank you very much.
05:22It's kind of you, but...
05:23No, I'll be fine.
05:25It's you I'm worried about.
05:27Are you sure you're leaving for all the right reasons?
05:30Yeah.
05:31Need a reset.
05:32Bit of Janie time.
05:34Do what I want for once.
05:35Oh, what, you mean your famed love of surfing?
05:38I take it by your cheery mood you haven't heard back about the audition.
05:42No.
05:44Not that I'm surprised.
05:46Fickle, bloody industry.
05:48Make a BAFTA winner, self-tape an audition and not get back to him.
05:53Well, maybe they're just taking their time.
05:56Oh, trust me.
05:57If you hear nothing, you invariably mean to know.
05:59Well, bollocks to them.
06:01Done with television.
06:03Let's just concentrate on the case.
06:05Right.
06:06I'm gonna interview the husband, Dale.
06:09Firefighter.
06:09Couldn't get much sense out of him yesterday.
06:12I'll come with you.
06:13Yes.
06:15Rather popular with firefighters.
06:17I had a reoccurring role in London's burning in the late 90s.
06:20Yes.
06:21Homeless arsonist.
06:22Benny Prince.
06:23It's a tricky character to get into the headspace of, actually.
06:27I doubt they'll be bothered.
06:29I didn't mean to.
06:31I never mean to.
06:33One minute.
06:34It's, can I have a box of matches, please, Mr Patel?
06:37And then the next whoosh.
06:43Thank you, thank you.
06:44I really want to get back to my consultation, Rob.
06:48I'm surprised you're back in work.
06:51You did take my mind off it.
06:52Yeah.
06:53When there's a call out, you don't get a chance to sit around thinking about things.
06:57Fingers crossed for a massive fire.
07:00Er, did Rachel have any worries leading up to yesterday?
07:04I dunno.
07:06We didn't talk much.
07:08My night shifts.
07:10Her running the club.
07:12I think she was more into the uniform than me.
07:14But I get it.
07:15I'm the cliché fireman hunk.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Er, did Rachel have any enemies?
07:22Oh, yeah.
07:23Modernising the club.
07:24Starting the women's team.
07:27People don't like change.
07:29Someone over there even knocked a wing mirror off the other day.
07:32Violent reaction.
07:34Any idea who?
07:35No.
07:36But she wasn't very popular last week.
07:39She'd cancelled the women's team to New Zealand.
07:42That's very interesting.
07:45Why?
07:46I dunno.
07:48I don't seem to know much about her, do I?
07:54Was that anything else?
07:56I've always wanted to have a go on the pole, but it's not really an appropriate time, is it?
08:01So, er, don't worry.
08:03Good luck.
08:06God, I'm covered in flipping sand from your car.
08:10It's bad enough being into something as banal as surfing.
08:13At least leave the beach on the beach.
08:14Oh, don't.
08:15I need to get it deep cleaned.
08:17I'm trading it in for a van for Portugal.
08:20Dad thought it would be fun for us to live out on the road.
08:23You're going to live in a van?
08:25Yeah, like a modern camper van.
08:27Proper bougie.
08:28Defecating into a glorified bucket.
08:30Oh, yeah, really bougie.
08:32You love that car.
08:34It's just a possession, OK?
08:35Chill out.
08:37Anyway, Dad hasn't got the best credit rating, so I said I'd take care of the wheels.
08:42I'm sure you've really thought all this through.
08:45Hm?
08:46Hm?
08:47You're giving up a lot just to make one person happy.
08:52Well, I'm making me happy.
08:54It's only a year I'm not emigrating.
08:56They'll replace you.
08:57Hm?
08:57A new DI at your desk.
08:59Hm?
09:00Sitting in your chair.
09:01Come on.
09:02One extra hot latte macchiato and a biscotti.
09:06Oh, lovely touch, my dear Chaudry.
09:10Any update on the missing laptop?
09:12No, for nothing yet.
09:15Of little importance, anyway.
09:16Now we have a proper lead.
09:20The glaring character and inconsistencies in Rachel's actions.
09:25If I call you a clever little boy, will you get to the point quicker?
09:27Thank you, Miss Milowen.
09:29Right, now, Rachel was a fierce advocate of the team.
09:33And yet, she cancelled the big tour to New Zealand.
09:39Why?
09:40The captain of the women's team, Abby Michaels, came up in a few statements over that.
09:44She was really annoyed with Rachel.
09:46Unsurprisingly so, my dear Chaudry.
09:48A bruising volte-fuss from a trusted advocate of the team.
09:52Quite the perfidious portrayal.
09:54You have to agree.
09:56Er...
09:56Yes?
09:57Right.
09:58I'm gonna interview this Abby Michaels.
10:01All right, I'll come with you.
10:02I've found a plan to ingratiate my way into the rugby club.
10:06Please tell me you're gonna play.
10:07I've never seen your legs.
10:08But you never will.
10:24Er...
10:25Er...
10:26Er...
10:26Er...
10:37Er...
10:38The tour.
10:45The tour cancellation.
10:46It was really worked at.
10:48We raised 30 grand and then she suddenly pulled the plug and I couldn't understand why.
10:55Did you knock off her wing mirror in revenge?
10:57No.
10:58No.
10:58But I did kill her.
11:00What?
11:01Joking!
11:02Er...
11:02Sorry.
11:03Sorry.
11:03It's a force of habit.
11:04It keeps the morale up.
11:06It'd be much easier if you had killed her.
11:08Just really need to wrap this up and I...
11:10I've got nothing.
11:11Hey.
11:12Ain't none of that.
11:14Who's gonna crack this case?
11:16I am.
11:17Who's gonna crack this case?
11:19I am.
11:20Yeah!
11:21Yeah!
11:22Yeah!
11:24Sorry.
11:24Okay.
11:25Oh.
11:33And the evening with Trump Chapel.
11:37Good, isn't it?
11:39Hmm?
11:39An intimate one-man show.
11:41Anecdotes from my storied career.
11:43A glimpse behind the curtain.
11:44I thought you were supposed to be helping me.
11:46I am.
11:48It is just a Trojan horse to better comprehend our suspects.
11:52Now, if I was you, I'd speak to Sue.
11:55She seems to be the one running things around here.
11:58I'll introduce you.
12:02Sue, um...
12:03The officer would love to, er...
12:05Speak with you about...
12:07About Rachel.
12:08Bear with me.
12:09I'm just taking down the...
12:10Um...
12:11That's all right.
12:12Rachel was the only one who drank it.
12:15Oh, poor thing.
12:18Hmm.
12:19Shaking the whole community.
12:20How was Rachel on the day she was murdered?
12:23Well, there was a business with a phone call, yeah.
12:26Wait, what phone call?
12:27Well, that morning in here, she had a phone call from the accountant
12:30and she wanted to write something down,
12:32but the pen that was on the bar wasn't working.
12:34People, er, don't put the tops back on the pens, you.
12:37Dennis always said,
12:39you're never too busy to put the top back on the pen.
12:41Couldn't agree more, Sue.
12:43Yeah, yeah, so true.
12:44But the phone call...
12:46Rachel went to her handbag to get the pen.
12:49I don't know what the accountant said to her,
12:51but she went ash and face.
12:56What did the accountant say?
12:58It was funny, actually.
13:00Er, I made a joke about balance sheets,
13:02which had them howling.
13:04You're such a nerd.
13:05Did they say why they called Rachel?
13:06It was to query a five grand loan the club had made
13:10to Terry Daniels.
13:12Very interesting.
13:14Did you want to hear the joke?
13:15Oh, what?
13:18Phone's dying, bye.
13:20Kick it over, will you?
13:23OK.
13:31I still couldn't make Caesar's famous line sing.
13:36And it came to me.
13:37The word that defines him.
13:39Crime.
13:40The star of the sentence.
13:43Crime.
13:44The core of his very being.
13:46Crime.
13:47Crime.
13:49Crime.
13:50Weds.
13:52Podoman.
13:54The rest is history.
13:56Oh, goosebumps, John.
13:57Goosebumps.
13:58Oh, it seems a bit silly,
13:59banged on about some old show that nobody remembers.
14:03There's nothing wrong with having the greatest hits.
14:05I mean, people loved you.
14:07Yeah, men like us, John.
14:08We were big when it mattered.
14:10We have to make way for the younger generation sometime,
14:13though, don't we?
14:13I mean, let them have the floor.
14:16Are you mad?
14:17Yeah.
14:18Come with me.
14:22Right.
14:24Here we are.
14:25Oh-ho!
14:27No.
14:28Look at these trophies, John.
14:30All won by my Josh.
14:33Oh, yeah.
14:34No, no.
14:34He's, er...
14:35He's certainly done well.
14:37Because he had his old man to look out for him.
14:38You know, like...
14:39Every time he said,
14:40Oh, Dad, they want to play football.
14:42I was like,
14:42Nope.
14:43Kept him at the club.
14:44Well, the younger lot.
14:46We have to let them make their own mistakes.
14:48They're not capable of making decisions.
14:51It's not default.
14:52It's like all these phones,
14:53all this technology, you know?
14:55Anyway.
15:00That's weird.
15:02That dog's been squeaking for months.
15:04It's fine now.
15:05Mind you,
15:06it's not the first weird thing
15:07that's been going on around here lately.
15:09Really?
15:10What sort of things?
15:12Blue rolls disappearing,
15:14strange sounds coming from the cellar.
15:17Oh, yeah.
15:17Rachel was down here the other day,
15:19got the fright of her life.
15:22Oh, come on.
15:25I spoke to you, Rachel.
15:29Where's the light switch?
15:31There.
15:33Oh.
15:34Oh.
15:55What are you doing?
15:57Oh, my God.
16:01Damn!
16:02Oh.
16:03Oh, what a shame.
16:05I had been hoping for a trap door.
16:07Oh, for my one man show.
16:09We don't have a trap door because we're a rugby club.
16:13And you shouldn't be down here.
16:15Of course.
16:15I'm so sorry.
16:17Oh.
16:19Oh, Sue, should this be lying around?
16:22Anybody could find it.
16:23You've had a rodent problem.
16:25Rachel was meant to lock it away.
16:28Now then, John Chappell, let's get you above ground.
16:31Of course.
16:33Hey, this man!
16:33Get in his case!
16:35The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
16:39You received a loan of £5,000 from the club.
16:42That is a lot of pounds.
16:44What was it for?
16:45That was to turn the back bar into the Telly Daniels Lounge.
16:49A very classy space where you could come in, have a pint with me,
16:53maybe give a selfie, or talk about that try in 93.
16:56Yeah, Rachel wasn't happy.
16:57The accountants called, and according to Sue, she went ashen-faced.
17:02Rachel didn't have a problem with the loan.
17:04Anyway, I was going to pay it back through my business.
17:07I run Daniel's butchers in town.
17:09Ah!
17:10Joshy boy!
17:11Ah, come here.
17:12Hey, hey, nice sandbag.
17:14It's a cross-body bag, that.
17:16Pull in your gym.
17:17Hey, he's hard as nails, this one.
17:19He's going right to the top, just like his old man.
17:21I'd better go on up and train the women's team.
17:23Ah!
17:24No, no, good boy.
17:25You're back in the gym, double session.
17:27We've got to work on the muscle around your shoulder now, Joshy boy!
17:30I just...
17:32Fine.
17:33I'll go with the weights.
17:33I just...
17:34I just want to check something out in the clubhouse first.
17:36Right, goodbye.
17:36Right, okay.
17:38Yeah, I've got a head in as well.
17:40I, er, forgot my pen.
17:41Right, well, make sure you put the top on, because Sue will go spare.
17:45Oh, I, er...
17:47Alice!
17:48Take his legs, man!
17:50You can't run without legs!
18:00Sorry.
18:00I was, erm...
18:01I was just, erm...
18:01Wanted to see what happened.
18:03Yeah.
18:03Yeah.
18:04It must have been a shock.
18:06The murder.
18:07Yeah, it's not nice to lose anyone.
18:10But the best thing me and the boys can do right now is to keep our heads down and focus
18:13on getting a great result at the weekend for Rachel.
18:16A lot of these have got your name on.
18:18Yeah.
18:19But, you know, it's not about one man.
18:20It's about the team.
18:21And I'd be nothing without those boys.
18:23Hmm.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Have you had media training, Josh?
18:27Yeah.
18:27Yeah, how do you know?
18:28Just a hunch.
18:30Yeah.
18:30Do you enjoy rugby?
18:33Well, me and my dad have worked really hard to get me where I am, so...
18:36Yeah.
18:36Just because your dad wants you to do something doesn't mean that you should.
18:39Yeah.
18:39OK, but it's not that simple.
18:41See, because these are my key years.
18:43I can't waste them.
18:43This is a big deal!
18:47Sorry.
18:48Sorry.
18:48I didn't...
18:49I didn't mean to, erm...
18:50To do that.
18:51No.
18:52It's alright.
18:53Sometimes when we're angry, we take it out on things.
18:55Yeah.
18:56Yeah.
18:56Like a car wing mirror.
19:01How do you know?
19:02I'm a detective, Josh.
19:04It's my job to know these things.
19:06Nah.
19:07Total guess.
19:07But why did you do it?
19:09I was angry at Rachel.
19:11Canceling the women's tour was out of order.
19:12I know my dad thinks they're a joke, but they're actually really good.
19:15You know, Rachel was always sticking her beak in.
19:18So you taught her a lesson.
19:19But I didn't kill her!
19:22Seriously, this is a long season ahead and me and the boys are going to do everything we can to
19:25get to the top of that table.
19:27Can I go?
19:28Yeah.
19:29Ooh, one last question.
19:30Where do you get your bag?
19:31I really like it.
19:32It's unisex.
19:33Why are people still having a go at me about it?
19:40Quite the temper under the bland surface of our youngster.
19:44Now, Terry has to be lying.
19:46We only have his word that Rachel knew about the loan.
19:49What did you dig up at the club?
19:51What?
19:51Are you even listening?
19:53I'm planning my running order.
19:56Oi!
19:57An evening with John Chappell.
19:59Behind the mask.
20:01Caesar Q&A.
20:02Brian Blessed Heathrow anecdote.
20:04Distracted, John Chappell.
20:06Ah, this is important.
20:08My agent suggested a regional tour.
20:10Nordic river cruises.
20:12Champion at the bit to sponsor.
20:13Never done anyone.
20:14Well, sounds like a cry for help.
20:16This will be a chance to lift the veil on the alchemy of producing high culture.
20:22With your Brian Blessed Heathrow anecdote.
20:24Stop the bloody plane!
20:27Sorry.
20:28Pardon me.
20:29Pardon me.
20:31Oh.
20:32What is that?
20:37Just taken up for a test drive.
20:41She's perfect.
20:42I thought you were getting a bougie camper van.
20:45Camper van, John.
20:47For tourists.
20:48Part-timers who are buying into the aspirational lifestyle, pumped into them by the colour supplements.
20:56Now, this is where we get real.
20:58It certainly looks very real.
21:00It's perfect, Dad.
21:01Thought we'd pick her up tomorrow night and then drive straight to the ferry.
21:06If it makes it, it won't just pack in when the mood takes it.
21:10Having promised to take you to an arts festival.
21:14Ah, sorry again about that, John.
21:16Events beyond my control.
21:18So, you want to take her for a spin?
21:20Not so much, but I've got a very busy investigation on the go.
21:25Can't you get somebody else to do that?
21:27There aren't many officers that are skilled and qualified as Janey.
21:30It's important delivering justice. We need these forces.
21:34Karma is a massive force.
21:37Sometimes the world rights its own wrongs, John.
21:41Hey, catch you later.
21:43I've got a first edition of Dylan Thomas.
21:46It's up to it. No.
21:47No, just keeping it on.
21:49Bye, Dad.
21:52Right, back to the case.
21:54Do we need to?
21:55Can we just sit in the lotus position and let karma solve it?
21:58Do it.
22:03Chowdhury?
22:04I've been going for the one working camera on the rugby club CCTV.
22:08And you ID'd a killer?
22:09No, but a few days before the murder, Rachel's on camera kissing one of the players.
22:15Not pecking either.
22:17Tongues and everything.
22:18Yeah, yeah, who?
22:20Grab a ball bag.
22:22Why didn't you tell me you were sleeping with Rachel?
22:25Whoa!
22:26You uncovered that?
22:28You are like seriously one hell of a cop.
22:30You must feel amazing.
22:32Good dog.
22:33Can you stop being so positive when I'm trying to be all serious?
22:36It's hard enough when you tell me this is called a ball bag.
22:39Sorry.
22:41There's only a little fling.
22:43I felt bad doing that to Dale.
22:45Plus, Rachel was too full on, proper controlling, like, so I ended it a few days ago.
22:49And how did she take it?
22:51Really badly.
22:52That's why she cancelled the tour.
22:54It's back on now, though.
22:56She dies and you get what you want.
22:59Ah, you walked me right into that one.
23:02You're like Columbo on speed.
23:07Look, I know it looks bad, but no rugby tours worth killing for.
23:12Is there anything else you haven't been telling me if I find out you've been holding anything back?
23:17Well, the day before she died, I did hear Rachel shouting at Sue in her office.
23:23What about?
23:24Her cleaning.
23:25Which is mad if you've seen Sue with a mop.
23:27Rachel was all, this isn't acceptable.
23:30This club needs to be clean.
23:32Sue has been off lately.
23:35Hmm.
23:35Suspicious.
23:37There was this rugby initiation and Terry just got a new guy to drink the top shaft.
23:41Hmm?
23:42You know, every spirit in the bar mixed in a pint glass.
23:44I say lost it or have everyone to get out.
23:48Oh, my God.
23:50I just got suspicious.
23:52Yeah.
23:52That is brilliant.
23:54Isn't it so good?
23:55Thanks.
23:58If Dale did know about the affair, then he has to be prime suspect.
24:02It's a massive motive.
24:04Fighting for his marriage.
24:05No, no.
24:06I think he'd already given up on that.
24:08Perhaps he knew about it subconsciously.
24:10Mind you, I can't see his subconscious slipping out and murdering Rachel.
24:15Interesting idea for a film, though.
24:16Maybe, Chub.
24:17Oh, yes.
24:17The Killer Id.
24:19No crap.
24:20Back to where we started.
24:21No, the affair tells us a lot about Rachel's true character.
24:25Cancelling the tour shows that she was willing to abuse her power for petty reasons.
24:33It's open.
24:38What's going on?
24:39You two haven't shacked up again, have you?
24:41No!
24:41Only once!
24:44I was at a low end.
24:46For sake, Mum!
24:47Do we agree not to talk about that?
24:50No, Yvonne's here because we want to talk about you leaving.
24:54We think you're making a mistake.
24:56Oh, do we?
24:57Ma'am, we can go a bit of your need, okay?
25:00Well, do you seem good, bud?
25:04Well, you were supposed to pack me up a bit.
25:06You did!
25:07Ma'am, can you put the kettle on, please?
25:12I can't believe you do that.
25:14Roping my ma'am in.
25:15I don't want you doing anything you might regret.
25:18Look at everything you've built.
25:20Your career, your flat...
25:21You said my flat was rubbish!
25:23Yes, but I don't want to see you throwing it all away for some childish fantasy.
25:26Tending yourself to the surfboard in some capped-out van will make up for decades.
25:30A fatherly neglect!
25:32Well, maybe I'm being childish.
25:35So what?
25:37I never got the chance to be a child with my dad.
25:39I never thought I would.
25:41Unlike you, my dad is actually here for me.
25:44Why can't you just accept that instead of being jealous?
25:47Jealous?
25:48Jealous?
25:50I just don't like seeing you trying to be someone else.
25:54I want you to be you, Janie.
25:57He wants you to be him.
26:01Well, maybe that's better than nothing.
26:12I tried.
26:16You look at a low ebb.
26:24No, we shouldn't.
26:27No, you're right.
26:28I'd better check she's okay.
26:37Hi, George.
26:38Are you a fan of Caesar?
26:41What's Caesar?
26:43Yeah, no, I suppose she's a bit young, aren't you?
26:46Um, think Luther, but in 1950s York.
26:50What's Luther?
26:52Never mind, George.
26:54Hello, Josh Bach.
26:56You okay?
26:57He's a nice boy.
26:59Yeah.
27:00He's got a temper on him, ain't he?
27:02No.
27:02The other day, Rachel called him into her office
27:06and told him that his season was over.
27:09He'd had an injury, see?
27:10And Josh Bach, well, he was thumping.
27:13And he stormed out.
27:15What are you doing there now?
27:17I can't make this scene work.
27:20Oh, I wasn't quite meant to do that.
27:24I take it that that's Dennis?
27:27Yes, that's him.
27:28Yeah.
27:31Why is there a jar of Nescafe in the background?
27:35He always used to take his Nescafe on his holidays, yeah.
27:38And that's us in Sorrento.
27:40Instant coffee to Italy.
27:42Good God.
27:44Oh.
27:45Oh, that's us in Thailand.
27:47And that's where he...
27:51How did it happen, Sue?
27:55Scuba diving.
27:57Don't do anyone to talk about it.
28:03Cause of death, blunt force trauma to the head.
28:06Murder weapon?
28:07Definitely the trophy.
28:08Waiting on possible DNA.
28:10One thing, though, the victim had a couple of liquid stains on her top.
28:14Sent it off for testing and it came back as ethanol and caffeine,
28:17likely from the rum and coke, but also sodium fluoroacetate.
28:20I love it when you sound like a toothpaste advert, what's that?
28:23Finding rat poison.
28:25Someone leased her drink.
28:26None in her blood sample, though, so...
28:28She was killed before she could drink it.
28:31Oh, now, before you go...
28:33Got you a little something.
28:36Leaving present.
28:38Said you always wanted one, so...
28:39Aw!
28:40Janie Malowan.
28:42Cup of the year.
28:43It's supposed to say cop.
28:44Friggin' auto, correct?
28:46Aw, mate!
28:47Oh, no.
28:48Let it happen.
28:48Alright.
28:50Aw.
28:50I didn't even nick anything.
28:52Oh, of course not, yeah.
28:53I usually carry eight watches around myself,
28:55in case the other seven stop working.
28:57Hopefully forensics will turn up something on the weapon.
28:59The husband's now got a pretty big motive.
29:01Still no laptop.
29:02Yeah, well, come back to me when you've got something concrete.
29:05Makes me wonder if you're just phoning it in,
29:06cause you know you're not gonna be here next week.
29:08Sir?
29:10Right.
29:11Eight watches,
29:12two wallets,
29:13and one laptop with a Cum Gwinewil RFC sticker.
29:16Let me see that laptop.
29:21This is Rachel's laptop.
29:23Where'd you steal this?
29:24That one's not nicked,
29:25but the rest is,
29:27like, off the record.
29:28But I found the laptop in the bins,
29:30on the back of Daniel's butcher's.
29:33How's that for concrete, sir?
29:36Terry, did you mean to kill her?
29:38I didn't kill her.
29:39Then what happened?
29:40I just wanted to look at her laptop.
29:43There was a video on it,
29:44for the memorial,
29:45the district cup final,
29:46I...
29:48I wanted to watch my tray.
29:50That's where I know you from.
29:52My old man still talks about that tray.
29:54Yeah, well,
29:55on the morning of the memorial,
29:57right, well,
29:57I watched it.
29:58I'd never seen it before.
30:03It was just a tray.
30:06Nothing spectacular.
30:07But I talked it up to people for so long,
30:10well,
30:10I couldn't let them see it,
30:11so I took the laptop.
30:13Well, I was gonna put it back
30:14after the service,
30:15but when they found Rachel dead,
30:17well, I...
30:19I just panicked.
30:21How did you take the laptop
30:22without anybody seeing?
30:23Ah, no, see, no, right.
30:25That was impressive, right.
30:26I got it tucked under my arm,
30:28right, then, quick as a flash,
30:30I'm out the back of the door.
30:30They're still gonna get to my car,
30:31and there's this bloke,
30:33and he, well,
30:33he wants to say hello to me,
30:35like, you know.
30:35So, I give him the eyes.
30:37Top of my shoulder,
30:38change of pace,
30:39push past him
30:40like a rat of a dream pipe.
30:42When he gets to my ability,
30:44right, see?
30:51Please.
30:51Thank you for coming.
30:52Who are you gonna surprise me
30:53with this time?
30:54My Nan?
30:55No.
30:57I may have slightly overstepped the mark.
31:01Well, you're a grown woman,
31:02you should be free to go
31:03wherever you like.
31:05I'm...
31:05I'm sorry.
31:07Okay, well,
31:08seeing as I'm free to go where I like,
31:09can I come in and have a biscuit?
31:11Please.
31:17I wish it was, Terry,
31:18then I could get this wrapped up by tonight,
31:20but...
31:21I don't know.
31:24You still going tonight?
31:25Hmm?
31:26You're not going before my show, are you?
31:29Are these your props?
31:31Oh, my God,
31:32is that Caesar's badge?
31:34Yes, I'm just sorting out some relevant props
31:37for the show,
31:38and updating my inventory.
31:41I made my own version of this.
31:44Used to use it to arrest ma'am.
31:47God, I was uncool.
31:49Right, now, we can't discount Josh.
31:52Rachel tried to end his season
31:54because of his injury.
31:55Well, it's hardly a reason to kill someone.
31:58You dig up anything else at the club?
31:59Well, Sue's done something worse than murder.
32:02She took instant coffee to Italy.
32:04The home of the espresso.
32:06Snob.
32:06No, but there is something off about Sue.
32:10Her husband dies.
32:12You know, she barely mentions him.
32:14No, that doesn't scan.
32:16Ah.
32:17Oh, excuse me,
32:18that's Caesar's cherished fountain pen.
32:20It's not Caesar's.
32:21It's from the Christmas special,
32:23A Dusting of Death.
32:24They just look the same.
32:25Do it.
32:30That's it.
32:32The pen.
32:34They look the same.
32:36I think we need to put on a show.
32:45Ladies and gentlemen,
32:49you are about to witness a rare event.
32:52For the first time in my decorated career,
32:55I, Charles Caesar, require assistance.
33:00Mid Wales Police Detective Inspector Jamie Malawa.
33:08Good evening, everybody.
33:11Sorry.
33:11I don't know why you said it.
33:12I can't.
33:13Hello, everyone.
33:16Hello, Caesar.
33:20Sorry.
33:21Miss Malawa and I have pulled our not insignificant mental faculties
33:25to bring to justice the killer of Mrs. Rachel Jenkins.
33:31Rachel wasn't good at keeping secrets.
33:34And she discovered a sizeable one.
33:38Hadn't she?
33:39Sue.
33:41What business is it of yours?
33:43Good question, Sue.
33:47House lights, please.
33:49Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have been misleading you.
33:53I've been helping the police in an official capacity
33:57to uncover a myriad of secrets in this club.
34:01What?
34:02Strange goings-on.
34:04Missing loo rolls.
34:06Phantom rodents.
34:08The door that didn't squeak.
34:11Someone oiled the door during the night.
34:14Someone who has been living in the cellar.
34:19Chowdry!
34:22Ladies and gentlemen, Dennis Dyer.
34:29You stupid man.
34:31The number of times I told you to oil that thing when you were alive.
34:35And now you go and do it when you're meant to be dead.
34:38But I was bored down there.
34:40I'd done all my sudoku's.
34:42The pair of you faked Dennis's death for the life insurance money.
34:46It was the mysterious broken CCTV that gave you away that and your holiday photos.
34:58No, not that.
35:00Yes!
35:01It was the instant coffee that struck me, not just as an act of extreme Philistinism, but because it was
35:10so out of character.
35:13Someone who takes instant coffee on holiday to the Mediterranean doesn't do something as intrepid as scuba diving.
35:20But your plan of deception worked.
35:24Until Rachel went down to change a barrel and she saw you.
35:31I pretended to be a ghost as she saw straight through it.
35:35You both knew that she wouldn't keep the secret for long.
35:38So you decided to kill her.
35:40And you nearly did.
35:42But Rachel didn't drink the poisoned rum!
35:46That's why you lost it when Terry suggested someone drink the top shelf.
35:51Because you had already laced the bottle only Rachel drank from with rat poison.
35:57I was a lord of rubbish.
36:00And as you say, she didn't drink it.
36:03I wouldn't be so smug about that.
36:05They're both still going down for it.
36:07So why was Rachel killed then?
36:10It all centred on a phone call from the accountant.
36:13Yeah, but I already explained about that. She was fine with the loan.
36:17It wasn't what was said on the phone call.
36:20Rachel went to get a pen from her handbag.
36:22Only she picked up the wrong one.
36:25And opened up a bag that looked just like a woman's handbag.
36:32It looks nothing like a handbag. It's dead masculine.
36:35It does look ephemeral to be fair.
36:37She didn't find a pen.
36:39But she did find your secret stash, Josh.
36:45Steroids.
36:46The pressure from your father to bulk up after coming back from injury.
36:53Your career at a crossroads.
36:55You leaned on illegal help.
36:58It wasn't Sue Abby heard Rachel shouting at.
37:02This club has to be clean.
37:05It was you.
37:07She was going to report you.
37:09Not just your season over.
37:11Your career.
37:13Everything.
37:16This is rubbish.
37:19Josh wouldn't dope.
37:20Annie's not a killer.
37:22Things came to a head the day of the memorial.
37:25You saw the woman that was going to ruin everything on her own.
37:30You saw your chance to end it.
37:40I didn't want to let you down, Dad.
37:46I did it. It was me, Dad.
37:48No, no. It was me, okay?
37:50The results came back from the lab an hour ago.
37:53His DNA is on the weapon.
37:55Yeah, but that's my...
37:56No, no, no.
37:57We are blood.
37:58We've got the same DNA.
37:59I killed her, please.
38:01Josh Daniels.
38:02I'm arresting you for the murder of Rachel Jenkins.
38:05You do not have to say anything, but it may help the defense if you do not mention my questions.
38:16Don't say anything, son, okay?
38:18I'll throw it all out.
38:21Just heard on the radio.
38:24Well done, I suppose.
38:26Are you off then?
38:27Yeah, yeah.
38:28At least I'll be out your hair now, sir.
38:31Look, I...
38:33I'm sorry, Malowan.
38:35I've been childish.
38:37Truth is...
38:39I'm gonna miss you.
38:40Oh.
38:41We all are.
38:42Chowdhury's a mess.
38:44It's only for a year, sir.
38:46Right, I...
38:47A good cop I'm allowing is like a tree.
38:49Your trunk.
38:51That's your nuts and bolts, procedures, paperwork.
38:53Yeah.
38:54But you also need your branches.
38:57I don't mean branches as in, like, police station branches.
38:59I mean...
39:00Sir, you're gonna have to put this in a text.
39:01I've got to go.
39:02Oh, yeah.
39:03Yeah.
39:04Ah.
39:05Yeah.
39:13Well, I was gonna suggest a celebratory ballman back at mine, but, um...
39:18Boys have got to go.
39:20Yeah.
39:21Well, you know, it's a coat.
39:23Oh.
39:26Um...
39:26Not really sure what to say.
39:28Just wanna thank you for everything, well...
39:31I'm gonna miss you, John Trappell.
39:34I'm gonna miss you, too.
39:37Janey Malowan.
39:40Yeah, yeah, go on, go on.
39:42I'll send you a postcard.
39:44Yeah.
39:51Actually, I'll just call you.
39:52Postcards are a pain in the ass.
39:57Bye.
39:58Bye.
40:15Fish and chips are...
40:17Just like we used to, yeah?
40:19We did this, like, twice over the course of ten years, what with you not being here.
40:23Well, it's just the start of a new chapter.
40:27I was thinking...
40:28I could sneak a few jazz fags into the van now you're no longer a PC plod.
40:35You had a really good result today.
40:37Got a murder and insurance fraud wrapped up.
40:41Good.
40:41Well done.
40:42Well done, Janey.
40:47You never take an interest in my work.
40:50Sorry.
40:52I am trying, love.
40:53We'll have all the time in the world for you to fill me in when we're away.
41:01I'm not going.
41:02What?
41:03To Portugal.
41:05What do you mean?
41:06Yeah, I want to stay.
41:08I love it here.
41:10I love my job.
41:13I know what'll happen if I go to Portugal.
41:17You'll let me down.
41:18Oh, come on.
41:19No, you will.
41:20Because if we're not doing exactly what you want to do, you will let me down.
41:23And I don't deserve it.
41:25Well, I didn't think I was going to win Dad of the Year, but I didn't realise I was this
41:29bad.
41:29Don't sulk.
41:33I love you.
41:36But I know who I am now.
41:39D.I. Malowan.
41:41I'm good, detective.
41:44I'm going to be fine.
41:48Be honest, it's because you eat sand, isn't it?
41:50It's 15% of sand food, yeah.
41:56It's just me and you now, mate.
42:00Yeah.
42:15You didn't go.
42:17I had reports of some uneaten bourbon, so I thought I should investigate.
42:27I couldn't leave you on your own.
42:29It's only been a few hours.
42:30You've already broken out the grief jows and the shepherd's pie for one.
42:36One and a half, actually.
42:38Alan likes the topping.
42:40And champagne.
42:42Glad to be rid of me, are you?
42:43No.
42:45No, actually, I've been celebrating.
42:48Yeah, I just got off the phone with my agent about the Netflix job.
42:51Oh.
42:53I got the part.
42:55Oh, my God, John Chaffell, that's amazing.
42:57Yeah, it looks like I'm going to be in Toronto for a couple of months.
43:01Oh.
43:03That's far.
43:04I know, yeah.
43:06Well, we'll be all right.
43:08We can FaceTime.
43:09And, erm, I've got some holiday.
43:11I could come visit.
43:12Or Canada.
43:14Okay.
43:15Er, Toronto's in Canada, isn't it?
43:16Famously so.
43:17Yeah.
43:18Yeah.
43:18Well, I'd like that.
43:22If I come, can I be in it?
43:26Call blimey, Mr Shakespeare.
43:27It's not an Australian production.
43:29That was a damn good Cockney accent.
43:32Come on.
43:32No, no, you need to lengthen your diphthongs.
43:34And the less said about your glottal stops, the better.
43:36Wait, if you're going to insult me, can you at least pour me a glass of champagne first?
43:40Talk about a bad host.
43:42Give me a little spin, go.
43:43What would you say?
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