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00:14Wait.
00:16Wait?
00:17Are we on the same page here?
00:19Didn't you hear?
00:20I just did a whole thing.
00:21It was romantic.
00:22I'm just...
00:23I don't want to be your friend, Rosie.
00:25This isn't how you kiss your friends.
00:28No more Justin.
00:30Music collaboration only.
00:32No more sexy Snapchats.
00:34The unsexiest only.
00:36Deal.
00:37And no more deals.
00:39I can live with that.
01:19You can live with that.
01:25It's out.
01:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:27Playing Jesus like a backseat daughter.
01:31Give us a hug and quote Jesus.
01:33Then watch me sit the bed on fire.
01:42She held my hand and led me back to the river.
01:48We climbed our sins all night and held at the moon.
01:55I'm running around, I'm running around in heaven
02:01Well, if I'm going down, I'll light a fire for you
02:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:11Preacher said I couldn't get no higher
02:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:17Laying Jesus like a backseat driver
02:21If that's what I get for my desire
02:24Then watch me set the bed on fire
02:33I tried it, I liked it
02:37No one found that surprising
02:40I fall asleep with a magic wand
02:43I set the bed on fire
02:46I tried it, I liked it
02:49No one found that surprising
02:52I fall asleep with a magic wand
02:56I set the bed on fire
02:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:02Preacher said I couldn't get no higher
03:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:08Laying Jesus like a backseat driver
03:11If that's what I get for my desire
03:14Then watch me set the bed on fire
03:18Then watch me set the bed on fire
03:30Then watch me set the bed on fire
03:40Oh!
03:41Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:47Oh!
03:49Mam?
03:53Did you hear that?
03:54I think the whole campus heard that.
03:56Okay, rude, but that's not what...
03:58Mam? Are you there?
04:00I can't see you.
04:02Fuck...
04:02I'll put the bed on fire.
04:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
04:10I mean, those kids are a blessing,
04:13but they're a lot.
04:15You say that every year, and every
04:16year you get sad when Aunt Nicole and everybody
04:18leave and the house is empty again. I know.
04:20What are you doing this year, honey?
04:22Are you gonna go to Brooklyn with Ali again?
04:24Uh, no. Uh, Garrett's housemates are doing
04:26Friendsgiving, so I'm gonna stay for that.
04:29Friendsgiving? That sounds so fun!
04:31What are you gonna bring?
04:32You said they liked Nana's lasagna recipe, right?
04:35Yeah, yeah, but...
04:37Well, you can't show up empty-handed.
04:39We won't.
04:40Text Garrett. Ask him how many people are going.
04:43Uh, hi, um...
04:46Garrett?
04:47Wait, he's there?
04:50Uh...
04:51Introduce me.
04:52No, Mom.
04:54Garrett, honey, how many people will be at Friendsgiving?
04:57Hi, Mrs. Wells.
04:57Hi. Please, call me Carrie. Look at you.
05:01Uh, you weren't exaggerating, Hannah. He's so handsome.
05:05Okay, hanging up now.
05:07Hey, Gary. Hannah's dad is gonna be so jealous.
05:09I met you first.
05:10He's been bragging about you to all of our friends.
05:13He posted about your game last night.
05:15He wanted to tag you, but don't worry.
05:18I didn't let him.
05:19You should just know that you have a superfan over here.
05:22Mom, they lost last night?
05:25Doesn't matter. He's proud.
05:27Okay, we gotta go. We have class.
05:29Okay, well, it's nice to meet you, Garrett.
05:31Nice meeting you too, Mrs. Carrie.
05:36Miss and love you, sweetie.
05:37Miss and love you too, Mama.
05:39Bye.
05:41Sorry. She's enthusiastic.
05:43She's sweet. She loves you.
05:44Okay. Are you driving or shall I?
05:46I'm not sitting on your handlebars, Wellesie.
05:48One day, Graham. One day.
06:14I didn't know how else to get you to talk to me.
06:22I want you to come home for Thanksgiving.
06:27Are you serious?
06:30Cindy still really wants to meet you before the wedding, and I would appreciate it as well.
06:34Look, I don't know what kind of bullshit game you're playing, but I don't...
06:37It's not a game, Garrett.
06:39I'm really trying here.
06:41I'm a different man now, and I don't expect you to understand this, but...
06:46Cindy...
06:48She's chosen to trust me.
06:53And I want to be someone worthy of that trust.
06:59Garrett, please.
07:02Just think about it.
07:19It's almost there, but it's like my advisor said.
07:21I'm just... I'm not feeling it.
07:23Not yet.
07:24Okay.
07:25Uh, fine.
07:26I'll take another crack at the lyrics over the break.
07:28Great. Yeah, thank you.
07:30No worries.
07:31See you, Garrett.
07:32Yeah, bud.
07:37Did Julian wipe out again?
07:39Uh, Justin has some cool ideas for a new verse.
07:42Ooh.
07:43Which means that I can take a break over Thanksgiving.
07:46Hey, Welsie.
07:47Yeah?
07:48Why don't you go home for the long weekend?
07:49Seems like your parents would love to see you.
07:52Uh, that place isn't really my home anymore.
07:56Because what happened to you?
07:59Yeah.
08:00Yeah, and what happened after?
08:02Uh, when the guy you accuse of assault is the mayor's kid,
08:06people don't tend to believe you.
08:08Yeah, it didn't help that his whole team rallied around him,
08:11testified against me in court.
08:12Some real Hester Prynne bullshit.
08:16He was an athlete?
08:18Yeah.
08:20A hockey player?
08:23Yeah.
08:27Ah, fuck.
08:29Look, that's all in the past now.
08:31He's in the past.
08:33Indiana is just not my favorite place to go back to.
08:37My parents get it.
08:40Uh, what, why do you ask?
08:42Uh, my dad wants me to go home for Thanksgiving, meet his fiancee.
08:47Would you want to?
08:49Maybe.
08:50I don't know.
08:53I, yeah, things with my dad are kind of, it's complicated.
09:01Yeah, well, you start your dad, right?
09:03Even if he is a hard ass?
09:05When I saw him before practice, he seemed, like, different.
09:10Good different?
09:10Well, I don't know if he's capable of that, but...
09:13But you hope so.
09:15Look, I, I think people can change.
09:17If they want to.
09:19So you're saying you think I should give him another chance?
09:22If that's what you want.
09:26If I go, will you come with me?
09:31Of course.
09:33What, are, are you sure?
09:35It's what girlfriends do.
09:37Real ones, anyway.
10:02Oh, am I getting faster?
10:05Oh.
10:06I lost interest in that.
10:08You look good.
10:10Mean.
10:11A tough mean or you mean?
10:13Zidane Ochara mean.
10:15You can never pull off me mean.
10:17I'll take it.
10:18By these pictures, I'd almost assume you weren't into Garrett's girlfriend.
10:22Because I'm not.
10:23Uh-huh.
10:27Huh.
10:28Looks like you drew the short straw.
10:31Want me to put it on speaker?
10:33I'd rather keep skating suicides.
10:35She's probably having a hard time right now.
10:37Because she'll be alone on Thanksgiving?
10:39She did that to herself.
10:40She's trying, dude.
10:41She's always trying.
10:45Better get that.
10:50Hi, Mom.
10:53This, gentleman, is 25 pounds of pure poultry perfection.
10:58It's a big-ass turkey.
10:59Damn straight.
11:00We're gonna kill Thanksgiving.
11:01Unlike last year when everyone brought something and all we had to eat was a turkey and 300 Miller High
11:06Life's.
11:06Champagne of beers.
11:07I actually want to remember my Thanksgiving this year, which is why I've put it upon myself to handle all
11:11food preparations because this year is going to be the best Thanksgiving.
11:15The perfect Thanksgiving.
11:20Holy shit.
11:21Since I can't go home, I've decided to make all my mama's greatest hits from scratch.
11:25We got three kinds of pie, two kinds of cranberry sauces, and more sweet potatoes than you can shake a
11:30stick at.
11:30And the piece de resistance.
11:34The Tucker family deep fried turkey.
11:37All rights reserved, 1985.
11:39Can I go work out now?
11:40I don't think he's done.
11:41No. No, no, no. I'm very much not done.
11:44A general is only as good as his troops.
11:46Okay?
11:46Where is Garrett?
11:48Are we supposed to be your troops?
11:50I'm not leaving anything up to chance.
11:52This, my friends, will be a military operation.
11:55Y'all have jobs to do.
11:56Okay?
11:57Where the fuck is Garrett?
11:59What's up?
11:59Garrett.
12:00Thank you for finally joining us.
12:01You and Wellesie will handle the pie crust from Dell's back stock.
12:04For?
12:05Thanksgiving.
12:06Oh.
12:07Right.
12:08Sorry, Todd.
12:09Hannah and I are going to my dad's place in Boston.
12:11Can't make it.
12:11What?
12:12No.
12:14Okay.
12:15No problem.
12:16No problem.
12:17Dean, you can handle all this stuff, okay?
12:18Ah, no.
12:18I would be all over that.
12:19But I am road tripping down to New York tomorrow with both.
12:22No, no, dude.
12:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:25Fuck you on Wednesday, dude.
12:26Drinksgiving?
12:27Why would I be drunk here when I could be drunk there?
12:30Sorry, bro.
12:31See you next year.
12:33So the friends are abandoning Friendsgiving.
12:36Who needs them?
12:37Jules and I are still here.
12:38It's going to be the perfect fucking Thanksgiving.
12:40What do you need?
12:42I'll send you my to-do list.
12:51Damn.
12:52I know.
12:53It's glorious.
13:00I'm so depressed you're not coming to Brooklyn with me this year.
13:02Me too.
13:03But I want to be there for Garrett.
13:05As much as I love watching Aunt Kathy get drunk and busting out our old cheer routine.
13:09God, old gal still got the splits.
13:12It's your first Thanksgiving without Shawn.
13:14How are you doing?
13:15Honestly, I'm loving my single life.
13:17I'm Yasmina in season two of Anissa Alashba.
13:21Doesn't she fall into a coma for most of that season?
13:24Yes, but before that, she's single and thriving.
13:27As am I.
13:28Just not getting tied down, focusing on myself and my acting.
13:32That's it.
13:33Well, I am proud of you.
13:34Well, you too.
13:35Meeting Garrett's dad.
13:37Being a good girlfriend and shit.
13:40You nervous?
13:41Uh, uh, no.
13:44I mean, he's famous, right?
13:46Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm a little nervous, but not because he's famous.
13:50Just, I don't know, the way Garrett talks about him seems like really intense.
13:55Yeah, I've seen him at games.
13:56Does the man ever smile?
13:58I don't think so.
13:59No.
13:59Well, don't stress.
14:00It's not about him liking you.
14:02It's about Garrett.
14:04And he already likes you.
14:06Yeah, I just think it's really important to Garrett that this goes well.
14:10That's what relationships are for, honey bun.
14:12Supporting each other.
14:14Helping each other grow as people.
14:16It can all be about sex and fun.
14:21Shit.
14:21Bus almost here.
14:22Gotta go.
14:23No, Garrett can just drive you.
14:25No, no, it's fine.
14:25I love a bus.
14:26You hate a bus.
14:27It's fine.
14:28I love you.
14:30Happy Thanksgiving.
14:31I love you.
14:32All right.
14:51425 for how long?
14:5230 minutes.
14:53Use that time to prep the turkey before it has snow in it.
14:56And don't forget to pat dry the bird.
14:57Pat dry the bird.
14:58I know.
14:58I know.
14:59Can't be wet.
15:00Unless you want a crispy turkey and no eyebrows like Uncle T's.
15:04And don't skimp on the marshmallows with a sweet potato casserole.
15:08Ooh, slivers.
15:09Dude.
15:10Dude, slivers.
15:11Just easy.
15:12Yeah, chef.
15:13There you go.
15:14Just remember to drop the turkey in exactly one hour before your sides are ready.
15:18One hour.
15:20Got it.
15:20First Thanksgiving.
15:21You're cooking all on your own.
15:22It's weird doing all this without you.
15:24Miss you too, JT.
15:25But I'm right there with you.
15:27I can practically smell the sweat and testosterone.
15:31Fair.
15:32Just don't want to screw anything up.
15:34It has to be perfect.
15:35No such thing.
15:36It's not the food.
15:38It's the comfort and love that make the food.
15:40Did you just quote the Barefoot Contessa?
15:42Or did she quote me?
15:43Ah, no way no one is there.
15:46Gravy, gotta go.
15:47Love you, baby.
15:52Perfect.
15:53Yes.
15:54Yes.
15:58Where were the marshmallows?
15:59I just saw them five seconds ago.
16:01Where could they possibly go?
16:03One, two, three.
16:05They were just here.
16:07What are you doing?
16:09Keeping our family tradition alive.
16:10I'm trying to have a normal Thanksgiving right now, okay?
16:13What's normal?
16:14Turkey?
16:15Pumpkin pie?
16:16Boo, boring.
16:17Say what you will about mom.
16:18We always have fun.
16:19Okay, you have a very interesting, selective memory.
16:22Can't we just enjoy this?
16:24Please?
16:25You are ruining Tuck's Thanksgiving.
16:27They were just here.
16:28Marshmallows were just here in front of the kids.
16:30Party people.
16:32Happy Thanksgiving.
16:34Nat!
16:34Thank God I thought we were going to have too much food.
16:37Not a chance.
16:38We brought friends.
16:38And we brought one.
16:39Oh, six.
16:41Woo!
16:41Six more people.
16:42I can't do great.
16:43That's perfect.
16:43I can do that.
16:44Yeah.
16:44Hi, how are you doing?
16:45Hi, Teddy.
16:46Thanks for having us.
16:47Good to see you.
16:50Is it possible to double a sweet potato casserole on one dish?
16:53You're asking me?
16:55I got this.
16:57This is a bad idea.
16:59You're right.
17:00Who brings a key lime pie to Thanksgiving?
17:02Why don't you stop me?
17:03Pumpkin?
17:04Pumpkin?
17:05Pumpkin is the thing.
17:06Or maybe I should have brought wine.
17:08I met my dad, Wellesie.
17:10Oh, right.
17:13Hey, we can go at any point.
17:16Just give me the signal and we'll get the fuck out.
17:18The signal?
17:19Yeah.
17:19I don't know.
17:20Squeeze my hand.
17:21Or something.
17:22Once means you're good.
17:24Two squeezes and we're gone.
17:30Or we go.
17:36Or we stay.
17:39Okay.
17:45First step.
17:47Get me out the car.
17:49Yeah.
17:53Garrett.
17:54You made it.
17:55Dad.
17:57And you must be Hannah.
17:58Glad to finally meet you.
17:59Hi.
17:59Sorry, I'd shake your hand.
18:01Well, I'll take that.
18:03Oh, hi.
18:03Yeah.
18:05It's key lime.
18:06You love key lime.
18:07He loves key lime.
18:08I do.
18:08It's the superior pie.
18:10Well, don't let the poor kids freeze out there.
18:13Come in.
18:14I'm gonna put this in the fridge.
18:16I'll take your coats.
18:20Thanks.
18:25It's a nice house.
18:27Yeah.
18:31Oh, look at you.
18:35Oh.
18:42They look alike, don't they?
18:44Yeah.
18:45It's uncanny.
18:46I'm so glad you're here, Garrett.
18:48I can't wait to hear all about how the season's going.
18:52Come on.
18:53Put the game on.
18:54It's you versus me, kid.
18:56Rangers Bruins.
18:58Actually, is it cool if I show Hannah around first?
19:00Yeah.
19:01Of course.
19:02You don't have to ask permission.
19:03This is your house, too.
19:06Here, I'll give you the tour.
19:07Cool.
19:10Thank you so much.
19:11Thank you for coming.
19:12Who is that now?
19:15We come bearing alcohol.
19:17And we got tiny little boxes of cereal still up in the dining hall.
19:21They look tough.
19:21More people.
19:22Hannah said orphans are welcome.
19:24They are.
19:25They are, yes.
19:26Uh, just grab a seat.
19:28Jules will grab you a drink.
19:30Yeah.
19:30Great.
19:31Yeah.
19:32Just make yourselves at home.
19:34Here.
19:34In the living room.
19:36Okay.
19:36Thank you, guys.
19:37Happy Thanksgiving.
19:38Happy Thanksgiving.
19:39Happy Thanksgiving.
19:50Happy Thanksgiving.
19:53Happy Thanksgiving.
19:53I did all the math.
19:55The stuffing needs to hang out in the neutral zone.
19:58It only takes 30 minutes.
19:59If you guys were half this good at hockey.
20:01Jules, I can't right now.
20:03Please.
20:04Please.
20:06Oh, oh.
20:09And for the end of the tour, this is me.
20:21You okay?
20:23Yeah, yeah, it's just weird being back here.
20:26After my mom died, I went off to boarding school,
20:28and I never really lived here again.
20:31Yeah, I can tell.
20:33Is your dad running a storage business on the side?
20:37This is just all the stuff he signs
20:39when he goes to mall appearances or conventions or whatever.
20:43Trying to keep the legend alive.
20:46His best years are behind him.
20:51Are you afraid that'll happen to you?
20:53This is what success looks like, eventually.
20:57Or I could tear my ACL tomorrow
20:59and get stuck bagging groceries at the, uh, stop and shop.
21:05Not that there's anything wrong with that.
21:07Hey, my mom works at Bob's Market, so.
21:11Yeah, not, yeah, it wasn't really a dream either, so.
21:15What was?
21:17I don't know, she, she was a singer.
21:20Her high school choir won a bunch of competitions,
21:22but, I don't know, she never really went for it.
21:24She must be proud of you then.
21:26Yeah, I just think she wants me to be happy.
21:30My dad, he's not really like that.
21:33Or, I don't know about now, but he wasn't.
21:36Not just with hockey, with everything.
21:37He was always...
21:41so...
21:41Intense?
21:42Yeah.
21:44Yeah.
21:44Yeah, seriously intense.
21:55Yeah, I don't know, it just seems kind of sad.
21:58Like, you wake up one morning and can't play hockey anymore.
22:02Did you miss it?
22:03It's the only thing I'm good at.
22:05Okay, that's not true.
22:06That's not an answer.
22:07Like, I think I would be, like, relieved.
22:22Sorry.
22:25Ali said that they wanted to wish me happy Thanksgiving.
22:29Take it.
22:30You sure?
22:36Yeah, I've got this.
22:39Okay.
22:43Hey.
22:44Oh, my gosh.
22:45Hi, everyone.
22:50Okay, we have more people here than a Walmart on a Black Friday.
22:54We are going to Loaves and Fishes, this whole thing.
22:57Like, I'm going to go get potatoes from the extra fridge and then, um...
23:01Patchwork?
23:02Patchwork.
23:02Yes.
23:03Yes.
23:04What's up, buddy?
23:04Wait, wait, wait.
23:06No marshmallows on the sweet potatoes?
23:08They're already sweet.
23:09Okay, that's fucking blasphemy.
23:11You're a blasphemer.
23:12I will die on this hill.
23:14We never had marshmallows on our sweet potatoes.
23:16We never had sweet potatoes.
23:17I had a sweet potato taco one year.
23:19Tacos?
23:20On Thanksgiving?
23:21It's actually the best time for tacos, honestly.
23:23Especially when your big bro has a sweet sponsorship deal with Taco Shack.
23:26Oh, they're open on Thanksgiving?
23:29Yeah, they're the only place open on Thanksgiving.
23:31And we learned that the hard way when our mom got drunk one year and forgot she was grilling chicken.
23:36The propane tank almost leveled the block.
23:38Oh.
23:38It's a blessing, actually.
23:41Mama Logan was never known for her cooking.
23:44I know.
23:45We should bring Mom Taco Shack.
23:47Absolutely not.
23:49Well, she's probably surrounded by strangers eating gross rehab food right now.
23:54So?
23:54So, she needs our support.
23:56Shouldn't we be here for this?
23:58I supported her the last time she went in, and the time before that, and the time before that.
24:02Well, it's Thanksgiving and she's fucking family, don't...
24:04She's in fucking rehab, Jules.
24:06Exactly!
24:08She's...
24:08She's trying.
24:10Okay!
24:11New plan!
24:12We're gonna whip up some spinach casserole.
24:15What?
24:16You know what?
24:17Forget it.
24:18I'll go myself.
24:25Tucker!
24:26My friend!
24:27We are here.
24:29Yes!
24:30Yes, you are!
24:31I'm so sorry to be late.
24:33Uh-huh.
24:33So, Yanis from Latvia.
24:35Hi.
24:36Charlotte from Philippines.
24:38Hi.
24:38You know Arjun?
24:39Mm-mm.
24:40Hey.
24:40And Carl Hines.
24:41Hello, Carl Hines.
24:45Sorry!
24:47You know what, boys and girls?
24:48I need space to work.
24:50Everybody, we are going to take this shindig outside.
24:52Let's go.
24:53Outside.
24:54Outside, folks.
24:55Subscribe.
24:55Outside, guys.
24:56Get your coats.
24:57Thank you, guys.
24:58I got this one for you, right?
24:59Thank you, guys.
25:00Go.
25:00I got this one for you, right?
25:01Uh-oh.
25:03Whew.
25:04Bruins started the day three points clear
25:07in fifth place, Philadelphia, in fourth in the Eves.
25:11The game is on.
25:18I heard you stopped by and saw Bruins practice.
25:21Yeah.
25:22You get a chance to show up?
25:25Yeah, a little bit.
25:26Atta boy.
25:32Cindy seems nice.
25:35She is.
25:36Knows hockey, too.
25:38Penguins fan, but we're working on that.
25:40All right.
25:41Good.
25:43Mm.
25:44Ah.
25:44There you go.
25:46There you go.
25:47Bonneville is giving the Bruins trouble.
25:50He's too fast for the D.
25:51Yeah, but he's slow on the back track.
25:53They just got to get the puck off him first.
25:55I bet the Bruins would love having you on the ice a year early.
25:58Huh?
25:59Yeah, they don't need me yet.
26:00Fontano's got a few seasons left in him.
26:03Plus, I'm not ready yet.
26:05I want to graduate.
26:06We'll be right back after this commercial break.
26:10Must have a smart choice, Garrett.
26:15Probably good to be a little bit older before you go pro.
26:1918 was really young for me to be thrown in the deep end.
26:23You'll be better equipped to handle the pressure.
26:26Come and find your life.
26:39Okay, are you alone now?
26:41Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
26:43And she goes by Kiara now.
26:45It's like a whole thing.
26:47Kiara, wasn't she in London for like a week?
26:52Al?
26:53Huh?
26:54Uh...
26:54No.
26:55Yeah, totally.
26:56Uh, okay, what's going on?
26:59No, nothing.
27:00It's just like everyone's over.
27:02Hey, if you're busy, I...
27:03Hey, Ali Hayes, I can hear your nails.
27:06Who are you texting?
27:06What?
27:07Nobody.
27:09It's Sean.
27:10You're backsliding.
27:11Am not.
27:12Hey, it's okay.
27:15It's my dad.
27:16He, um...
27:18He can't find the remote again.
27:19He, uh...
27:20I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
27:24Okay, okay.
27:26Hey, I should probably go help.
27:28Um, love you, miss you.
27:30Gobble, gobble.
27:31Okay.
27:37Huh.
27:39Okay.
27:46Okay.
27:57Bye.
28:39Happy Thanksgiving. Do you have an appointment?
28:42Hi. No, I'm here for Jean Logan.
28:45And when did she check in?
28:46Last week.
28:48I'm sorry. New intakes don't have visitation privileges yet.
28:51No, I have a delivery.
28:54Can you just tell her it's from Jules?
28:57And John.
29:01Excuse me. I paid for this with my hard-earned cash.
29:05Well, I'll then, will you? Jules and John, thank you.
29:08Any particular message? Happy Thanksgiving or...
29:11Actually, contraband, please.
29:25It's a family tradition.
29:27She'll get it.
29:33It'll mean a lot to her.
29:35Well, I'm here because it means a lot to you.
29:37And you're right.
29:40She is trying.
29:48So, what do you say we hit the hardware store on the way back?
29:52For real?
29:53I mean, we gotta shore up our supplies if we're gonna spread the Logan love this holiday season.
29:57I mean, in that case, better hit the stop and shop, too.
30:01One bag of marshmallows ain't gonna cut it.
30:05Let's go.
30:06Come on.
30:11Status check.
30:12All sides in the oven.
30:13Chef.
30:14T-minus one hour.
30:15Chef.
30:16I always wanted to say that.
30:17Oh, gosh.
30:17Which means, mis amigos, it is time to deep-fry the turkey.
30:21Yeah.
30:24Jules, you ready?
30:25Let's fucking do this.
30:27Nine.
30:28Eight.
30:29Seven.
30:30Six.
30:31Five.
30:32Four.
30:33Three.
30:34Two.
30:36One.
30:38Wait, I forgot the picture of the bird.
30:40Whoa.
30:43Shit.
31:12You guys are in for quite a treat.
31:14Cindy's mashed potatoes are really something.
31:17And dairy-free.
31:18It's a happy accident, Hannah.
31:22I asked Cindy to, uh, make the mac and cheese.
31:27With the breadcrumbs.
31:29Like Mom used to make.
31:31I didn't want to overstep.
31:33No.
31:35No, that's very kind.
31:38Thanks for coming.
31:40Means a lot to me.
31:46Phil, would you?
31:48Yes, of course.
31:49We should say a little grace before we dig in.
31:53Oh.
31:54Yeah.
31:58Lord, thank you for this wonderful bounty you have bestowed upon us.
32:04Thank you for bringing us all together to enjoy this delicious meal and for the hands that prepared it.
32:12We ask you to guide us towards love and understanding.
32:21To experience what it means to be family in this life and the next.
32:33Thank you, Lord.
32:39Amen.
32:58Everything okay?
33:00Yeah.
33:01I just gotta chill.
33:02Well, she's thin-skinned, this one.
33:05Not billed for Boston winter.
33:07Why don't you go upstairs and get a different sweater, darling?
33:14No!
33:14Don't!
33:15Whoa!
33:16Just sit.
33:19Is there a problem?
33:22Sorry, I just...
33:25I need, uh, um...
33:28I'm so sorry.
33:30I'm not feeling well.
33:35Can we go?
33:39Let's go.
33:44Slow down.
33:46Garrett, give me the keys.
33:47I'm driving.
33:48Hannah.
33:48Garrett.
33:51Please.
33:53Wait.
33:55Your coat.
34:01I'm gonna go warm up the car.
34:08Your wrist.
34:09It was an accident.
34:11No, it wasn't.
34:12I'm sorry I ruined Thanksgiving.
34:14Your father really wanted us all to...
34:16No, no, you...
34:17You didn't ruin...
34:21You can't stay with him.
34:23Look, he felt awful after...
34:26And it's just...
34:27It's not who he is.
34:28It's exactly who he is.
34:30He says it's not gonna happen again.
34:32Right?
34:32He makes promises.
34:33He says he'll change.
34:34It's a lie.
34:35It's all a fucking lie.
34:36He doesn't care about you.
34:37He doesn't care about me.
34:37All he cares about is Phil fucking Graham.
34:39That's it.
34:40Listen to me.
34:41My mom didn't have the chance to get out.
34:44But you do.
34:44Please leave.
34:48Please.
35:01It's complicated.
35:17I can see you in myself
35:21And it's scaring me to death
35:25I'm running from what was
35:29And what hasn't happened yet
35:32I can't be so now
35:36But I can't be like this
35:40Any longer
35:46Guess you give
35:48What you're giving
35:52Kieran
35:54Are you okay?
35:56Yeah.
35:57Yeah, I'm fine.
36:00No, you're not.
36:02And my heart
36:04Just gets broken
36:07Over and over again
36:11Kieran, talk to me.
36:24I couldn't.
36:26It's okay.
36:27You're okay.
36:29I couldn't protect her.
36:33My mom.
36:36I tried, but
36:41I couldn't fight back.
36:43Kieran
36:45Did he hit you?
36:58What if I'm just like him?
37:13What if I'm just like him?
37:16It wasn't about you.
37:19She doesn't know you.
37:21Over and over again
37:23Hey.
37:24Hey.
37:58I'm sorry.
38:03I should have told you everything.
38:06I should have told you the truth.
38:08Oh, you did.
38:09You did.
38:17Okay.
38:24What do you, what do you need?
38:32Let's just go home.
38:35Yeah, let's go home.
38:37Okay.
38:42I know this isn't exactly what we had planned for today,
38:46but I want to thank you all for coming together
38:49to enjoy this once proud bird.
38:52So, without further ado, let's play!
38:56Yeah, let's party!
38:57Yeah!
39:06Yeah!
39:07Kenya, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.
39:12Life is old, they're older than the trees,
39:15younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze.
39:19Country roads, take me home to the place.
39:24I'm lost.
39:25Saga Nostraczki, that doesn't count.
39:27What?
39:29Yes, it does.
39:58Let's go.
40:00It's a Logan Thanksgiving, motherfucker!
40:10Country roads, take me home to the place where I belong.
40:18Where's Virginia, my mama?
40:21Take me home, country roads.
40:25Take me home, down country roads.
40:28Take me home, country roads.
40:34Yeah!
40:37Yeah!
40:39Mmm.
40:43This might be the best sandwich I've ever had.
40:46There's something about cold turkey that just tastes better.
40:49I think it's the fact that you don't have to stress about it.
40:52It's cold turkey, not going anywhere.
40:54It's reliable.
40:59Well, Z?
41:01Yeah?
41:05It's just a sandwich.
41:08Still.
41:24Oh, wait.
41:25I forgot.
41:27Um...
41:29It's, uh, it's not mac and cheese with breadcrumbs, but...
41:39My therapist used to say that you can't let the bad memories erase the good ones.
41:43Mm-hmm.
41:45This seemed like a good one.
41:48It was.
41:53The cake was still so frozen that we couldn't cut into it.
41:56Don't.
42:04There we go.
42:07Hey lovebirds, glad we got you.
42:09Happy Thanksgiving.
42:10Happy Thanksgiving.
42:11Hey, wait, let me add Dean.
42:12We gotta get the whole fam here.
42:15Hello?
42:16Hey!
42:17What, are you already asleep?
42:19It's called tryptophan, motherfuckers.
42:21Where are you?
42:22He's in fucking New York.
42:23On Thanksgiving.
42:25Yankees suck!
42:27Yankees suck!
42:28Hey!
42:28Yankees suck!
42:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
42:31Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
42:33I don't know.
42:34Last time I checked, my ass was perfectly intact.
42:37Ew.
42:37OK, confirm.
42:38You guys are so dumb.
42:39Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
42:42Well, Z, don't stoop to the level.
42:44Happy Thanksgiving.
42:46Good night.
42:46Happy Thanksgiving!
42:47Yes, happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
42:58They didn't see you.
43:21Remember?
43:22Are you depressed or are you feeling better?
43:24Cause you're looking like it's the latter.
43:26I've been so careful with you, babe.
43:30But I'm out late.
43:32And being a saint is exhausting.
43:34Sue me, I wanna be wanted.
43:36Sue me, I wanna be wanted.
43:38Sue me, I wanna be.
43:39Sue me, I wanna be.
43:40Sue me, I wanna be wanted.
43:42Sue me, I wanna be wanted.
43:44Sue me, I wanna be wanted.
43:46Sue me, I wanna be.
43:47Sue me, I wanna be.
43:48Sue me, I wanna be wanted.
43:56Just me or does he look amazing
43:58When he's all in his endless spaces
44:00Let's rip him off, talk to God, let's walk
44:04Suddenly all the lights are on
44:07Taking it as a sign from God
44:09And I'm saying it over and over again
44:12I've been so careful with you, babe
44:16But your lines, babe
44:18So I'm thinking that I'm gonna cross it
44:20Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:22Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:24Sue me, I wanna be, sue me, I wanna be
44:27Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:28Sue me, I wanna be toxic
44:30Gonna blow up your life like atomic
44:32Sue me, I wanna be su-
44:34Yeah, I wanna be, sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:36Your face, my face
44:38It's kissing day
44:41And I won't make you wait
44:42Cause I know that you're calling it
44:44Your face, my place
44:46It's business day
44:49And the roommate is here
44:50So it's moon, I should try it
44:52Sue me, I wanna be
44:54Sue me, I wanna be
44:56Sue me, I wanna be
44:58Sue me, I wanna be
44:59Sue me, I wanna be
45:01Wanted
45:17Sue me, I wanna be
45:46Sue me, I wanna be
45:46Sue me, I wanna be
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