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00:20Do you know I'm all day?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Reach me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:31Keep going.
01:07Keep going.
01:13What is that?
01:39What is that?
02:13You can do it.
02:15I know.
02:16I know.
02:17I'm going to.
02:22Are you almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:33Can you?
02:41I can do this.
02:44I can do this.
02:59I can do this.
03:02Pass cards and everything.
03:03Actually, about that.
03:07I know we're down to the wire, and I promise I'll have you ready for Tober tomorrow.
03:12But.
03:13But?
03:13But I can't meet right now.
03:15Because I have my first songwriting session with Justin.
03:18I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said, and you went for it.
03:25Hello?
03:28Did I lose you?
03:30I'm here.
03:31Are you keeping up?
03:32Calling to say that you were right.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:39There he is.
03:39Okay, anyway, it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one, so I have
03:45to push tutoring until later.
03:47Five-ish?
03:47Sure.
03:49Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:58No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project
04:09Loverboy, and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:13Uh, excuse me, that's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:31I'm so nervous.
04:34You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:42Me.
04:45By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:56Thanks, Coach.
04:58Okay.
04:59Gotta go.
05:11Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:19Yes!
05:20Yeah!
05:20No!
05:21I win.
05:22Ian De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:27She is not a girl.
05:28She's a person in a girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Mandy calls cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:34Gee, this is Lexi's friend Zoe.
05:36Zoe.
05:37Ha!
05:38Zoe!
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, well, and I need to live.
05:44Okay?
05:44This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean.
05:47Come on.
05:47Garrett's benched if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
05:49And your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s, car Ford, no keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DM'd my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:19Trust me.
06:20No amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:25No strings attached.
06:26Just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Plus, you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:31He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:35Jeez.
06:35No.
06:37See what you did?
06:41Think he's coming back for that?
06:49I mean, it's just a start.
06:52What I have, it's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this phrase here.
07:17You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No, uh, maybe.
07:24Maybe.
07:25They're my attempt.
07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no, I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:41Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
07:49Yeah.
07:49Yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
07:55Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here, like a guitar.
08:00Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:02Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals, like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry, but the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't
08:14see you, and the cello's like, hey, like, I see you, I'm into you, you know?
08:23Yeah.
08:25Yeah, I, um, I get what you're circling.
08:29Really?
08:29Hmm.
08:32Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:34Mess around with it a bit?
08:36Yes, please, of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:48It is?
08:49Yeah, well, we think my life's about to change, hence, or therefore, you're ready for life
08:54changing?
08:55Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Rye-R-U theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Who, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:07Oh, wow, that's great.
09:08It is.
09:09Look, it really, really is.
09:11His agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean
09:14film and TV work in L.A., like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:19Everything.
09:21What happened to Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:32Vermont was your plan.
09:36Maybe I have different plans.
09:39It's just, I mean, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48Even Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And you can select.
09:56I mean, you can do all the summer stuff you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:01Okay, and what about fall and winter and spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd have for all this.
10:12Whoa.
10:13I didn't mean it like that, Allie.
10:16And then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:21Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You can just leave it on the porch.
10:43Or actually, you know, I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi.
10:47Thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my Bloobaroo.
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me, yeah.
11:05I loved that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10You gave my Bloobaroo six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up,
11:17I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually, I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things,
11:24doing handyman work, whatever I can get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang
11:30Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for $25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah, I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for,
11:40wait for it, minimum wage.
11:43Damn.
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded, you know?
11:48Really good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:51I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door.
12:04On the left.
12:05I know.
12:06Right.
12:07Right.
12:08Bye.
12:08Bye.
12:09Bye.
12:12Bye.
12:13Bye.
12:13Bye.
12:13Bye.
12:13Bye.
12:15Bye.
12:16Bye.
12:16Bye.
12:23Garrett.
12:26Garrett.
12:28Not sure how cherry pie is going to do to those...
12:30Oh my God!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:40I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know I plan these sessions for you
12:43and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever
12:47or sexting or...
12:48God, fuck!
12:50Actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:56Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe
13:01that Mr. I-Don't-Do-Girlfriends
13:02would actually have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am. I was studying.
13:10Yeah, studying what, exactly?
13:12Okay, no. Actually, don't-Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know,
13:17take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh, my God. Please, stop.
13:21You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now, and you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on. Wait.
13:27Oh.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:31I do. I-
13:34I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:37Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective? Objective?
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:45Okay, he-He believed that people needed
13:48to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:57I know my pretentious philosophers.
13:59Hm. Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat, study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:15Just, uh, give me-give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:20Uh, Justin has some thoughts...
14:23About the song.
14:25All right, well, uh, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard
14:29that explains everything, okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on!
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre
14:58actually worked great as a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section before the call and response,
15:02like, um...
15:03What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello, pain
15:10Sinking into your
15:12Yellow, yellow eyes
15:16Yellow, yellow
15:17And then your cello pop?
15:22Yellow, yellow
15:24Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
15:28Yellow, yellow
15:31Something like that.
15:33You-you just came up with that?
15:35Well, it's your melody.
15:36I just, um, just gave it words.
15:39Do you-do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I-I do.
15:43I-I-I really, really do.
15:45Yeah, I mean, I thought you would.
15:46I'm just-yeah, I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Uh, shit, sorry.
15:56Do you-you always record yourself?
15:58Well, you never know when inspiration might strike.
16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind, or, um, trees rustling, or there's drama clinking them alone.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:11Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:13Well, and-and then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes, usually, like, really deep in the mix, and I'm trying to change things up.
16:19Ben Folds does it, too, and Sharon Van Nett-
16:22Like, Billy, Iris, and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Uh, let me, um, send you this file, and we can-we can riff on it.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:36Right.
16:39Okay.
16:41Safe.
16:45Um, so, uh, let me actually just-
16:48Uh, uh.
16:49Shit, it's, um, it's 7.30, I've got to, uh, I've got to go.
16:55Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Okay, cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:06Yeah.
17:11Fuck.
17:32What am I doing now?
17:35God, can I catch my breath?
17:38Not even for a second.
17:40Chasing Santa in the woods.
17:43And I obsess, I slow dreams with attention.
17:48Can you taste it on my lips?
17:51I'm so scared of pain.
17:55I'm so scared of pain.
17:55For a second, I don't feel insane.
17:59Come medicate me.
18:00I don't sleep at all, yeah.
18:02I've been counting sheep.
18:04I look perfect on the surface, but the nightmare underneath.
18:08I've got anger problems.
18:10I say things that I don't mean.
18:12Some people pay for therapy.
18:14I find it in the sheets.
18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it.
18:30Uh, we could.
18:32Or.
18:34Or.
18:36Baby, don't make me spell it out, boy.
18:40All of the feelings that I got, boy, yeah.
18:44Can't be sweet, but I can try for you.
18:48Baby, don't make me spell it out, boy, yeah.
18:52You keep on asking me the same questions.
18:55Why?
18:56Once I can guess and all my intentions.
19:00I should know by the way I use my confession.
19:04You got the answers to my confessions.
19:07It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender.
19:12Any motion, no sexual bender.
19:16Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better.
19:20There's nothing better.
19:23That's just the way you make me feel.
19:26That's just the way you make me feel.
19:43What do you want, Wellesie?
19:46Wellesie.
19:48Wellesie.
19:50Sorry, yes?
19:52What?
19:52What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing.
19:57I'm so screwed if I get them.
19:58No, you're not.
19:59You know everything on these cards.
20:01I promise.
20:04What if I forget or something, you know?
20:05I've been told her.
20:06It kind of intimidates the fuck out of me.
20:09Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood coming at you.
20:13Okay, what would you do?
20:15Skate away.
20:17Hockey's easy.
20:19Okay, well, if you forget, just look at me.
20:23Okay, convince me.
20:28Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard.
20:54Shit.
20:56Shit.
20:56Okay, Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting.
21:01Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
21:07Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral.
21:15Uh, because it is, like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody, morally.
21:26You forgot this.
21:32Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal.
21:35But Kierkegaard would say, not only is it harmful to the victim, it is an absolute abdication of selfhood.
21:49While an objective truth is supported by facts, Kierkegaard believed that, as individuals, we have a shared moral responsibility to
21:59be honest, based on our own subjective definition of truth.
22:04To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically, like, discarding their humanity.
22:13Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage, despair over strength.
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy.
22:22And, as Kierkegaard himself said, once you label me, you fucking negate me.
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing.
22:38Ah!
22:39We did it! A fucking B!
22:41Plus! Don't forget the plus!
22:43B plus!
22:43Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter.
22:46Thanks to you.
22:46Oh!
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:52Um, you can put me down now.
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench.
23:01Shit.
23:02I think Justin saw me.
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy.
23:11He's walking away now.
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing.
23:18I think he's on my Justin Cole playlist.
23:21You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:22Hey, don't make it worse.
23:24Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And some solo stuff from high school.
23:36Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole.
23:38Hard.
23:39That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on.
23:42Okay, I know.
23:45Oh, my God.
23:46He wants to know if I'm good.
23:49What should I say?
23:50Am I good?
23:50Nope.
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not going to respond.
23:53Say nothing.
23:54What?
23:55Hey, fangirl.
23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy.
23:58Ghost his ass.
23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade.
24:06This is to get you the guy.
24:07Yeah.
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do.
24:14All right, well, then you're stuck with me because we've only finished half of the deal.
24:18And, oh, shit.
24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:22You are intolerable.
24:24So, you are not going to text Justin.
24:27You are going to put your phone away and come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight.
24:32Tonight.
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No.
24:34Okay, so you're coming.
24:35To Malone's.
24:36Yes.
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this.
24:38Garrett.
24:38Hannah.
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:40Hell yeah, I do.
24:42We're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham.
24:45And the rest of the team, and you, if you're free.
24:48Maybe.
24:50Oh.
24:53Oh, my slut top.
24:56Take it.
24:57My boobs to yours.
24:58Okay, what do you mean maybe?
25:00You might stay in.
25:01Stay in?
25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle.
25:06You bedazzled your boot.
25:08Yeah.
25:08I'm feeling a little, yeah.
25:11What's going on?
25:13I told Sean I got an agent, and he got all like, but what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh, yeah.
25:19No, I got an agent.
25:21Yay.
25:21Oh, my God.
25:22You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?
25:25Allie, this is everything.
25:27Every fucking thing.
25:29No, yeah, it, like, is everything, right?
25:34You're the best.
25:35I love you.
25:36I love you, too.
25:39Okay, screw him.
25:41You're coming out with me, and we're celebrating you.
25:45I don't know.
25:46It's karaoke night.
25:48You really going to rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am, who I was meant to be, and if you give a damn, take me,
26:05baby, or leave me.
26:08Woo!
26:09Woo!
26:09Yeah.
26:10Woo!
26:11She's really going at it.
26:12The stage is her happy place.
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please, save us from Adele Dazeem up there.
26:20Who's in your bed?
26:21Choose every night!
26:23Who's in your bed?
26:27Woo!
26:27Well, Z, what you singing?
26:30Nothing.
26:30Come on.
26:31It's karaoke.
26:32Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun.
26:34I'm sober, too.
26:35Game tomorrow.
26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know.
26:37You guys will pull me up or something.
26:39I'm good.
26:40Thanks.
26:55You know, you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be.
26:59Yeah, well, I don't...
27:00Drink it public?
27:01No, I know.
27:03But do you want to?
27:06Want to what?
27:07Drink.
27:09I told Ali I'd...
27:11I will look after Ali.
27:11She's a no-filter drunk.
27:13Gotta rein her in.
27:14I can handle it.
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life.
27:21I got you, Mosey.
27:24Do you trust me?
27:27Yeah.
27:28Yeah, I do.
27:34Okay.
27:34Uh, I will have a drink.
27:37A drink drink.
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know.
27:43Well, that is a fun problem to solve.
28:04I think we found you a drink drink.
28:07Yummy!
28:09Yummy!
28:10He thought I would outgrow acting.
28:14Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line.
28:18Like, Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls.
28:20I know, he's the bad man.
28:23I'm like, I get it.
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it.
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream.
28:30But I do love him, you know?
28:32And I know he loves me.
28:36And, like, we're supposed to be together.
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times.
28:46It's, like, insane.
28:48I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
28:50That we keep getting back together.
28:55My mom always used to tell me, never give up on love.
28:59Well, that and love your body, which I do.
29:02My mom said the same thing.
29:05Oh my god, really?
29:07Wait, hold on.
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:14Hang in there, girl.
29:26G-Lo?
29:28Maverick.
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know.
29:34Yeah, no, I heard.
29:35Along with the rest of the ladies' room.
29:38Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though.
29:40Okay.
29:40This is supposed to be, like, a sacred space.
29:43Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom, anyway?
29:45Sorry.
29:46Not you.
29:47You're a sweetheart.
29:48And you're disgusting.
29:49Yeah.
29:55You're a sweetheart.
29:55Well, I walk into the room, passing out hundred-dollar bills.
30:00And it kills, and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado
30:04grill.
30:05And I fire the bar up around the crown.
30:08And everybody's getting down in this town.
30:11Ain't never gonna be the same.
30:13Ain't something!
30:13Cause I saddle up my horse, and I ride into the city, I make a lot of noise, cause the
30:22girls, they help me irritate.
30:24Riding up and down Broadway, I'm my old star Leroy, and the girls say, save a horse, ride a cowboy!
30:33Good, you're here. I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights.
30:36I know that's a joke, but I would kill Sandy.
30:41You know, I wasn't sold on them at first, but I can see it now.
30:44Yeah, sure.
30:51Hey.
30:52Logan! He fixed my car.
30:56He fixed my car.
30:58You have a car?
30:59No.
31:00Had a car. Great car.
31:03I'm buying you a very special thank you drink.
31:12Okay, you're gonna love it.
31:14Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight.
31:17I only had one, or four.
31:20Is that what I'm going to?
31:22Nope.
31:25Okay, for my mechanic, I call this the blue guru.
31:29See? Wow, that looks like wiper fluid.
31:32That might actually be wiper fluid.
31:33It's mostly blue curacao, with a secret ingredient.
31:38Or blue curacao.
31:39Oh!
31:40I'm so excited, I can't believe that.
31:43Hey, G.
31:43What's up?
31:44Brought you something.
31:46Thought you were looking a little parched.
31:50I know, nebo babies have feelings too.
31:52Sorry, I was an asshole.
31:53You're always an asshole.
31:55There.
31:55Here goes.
32:01Say the horse!
32:02Rock cowboy!
32:04This is pretty good.
32:05They just keep sending you those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them.
32:08They want my dad.
32:09Wait, you guys should just do it together.
32:11I mean, look at you.
32:13Best friends.
32:14All right, maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little.
32:16No, I mean it.
32:17Screw your dad.
32:18Do it with Logan.
32:18You could be teammates spotting each other at the gym.
32:24Or besties wingmanning each other at the bar.
32:27No, besties.
32:28Besties.
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk.
32:31And you're brilliant.
32:33And I'm brilliant too.
32:34It's not a bad idea.
32:35Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity.
32:37Yeah, you do.
32:38I mean, seriously, nobody wants to see Oldie McGold's fuck has been.
32:42Okay?
32:43What's better than two hot young hockey players?
32:48Three hot young hockey players?
32:51Yeah!
32:54Hannah Wells.
32:56You're up, bitch.
32:58Woo!
32:58All right, hold on.
32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing.
33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song.
33:13Oh, shit, girl.
33:15You know this one?
33:19She's my cherry pie.
33:21Cold drink of water, such a sweet surprise.
33:24Tastes so good like a homemade pie.
33:27Sweet cherry pie.
33:30Feel.
33:31Ooh!
33:32Ooh!
33:34Woo!
33:37Listen.
33:40Well, swinging on the phone pod.
33:42Swingin' on the line.
33:43Swinging when we want, cause there ain't nobody home.
33:46Swinging to the left and swinging to the right.
33:48Think about hockey, I swing, I'm not yet
33:54But come on
33:57Swinging in the living room, swinging in the kitchen
33:59Most folks do, cause they're too busy pitching
34:02Swinging in the deck, she wanted me to beat her
34:05So I mixed up the batteries, she'll eat the beat her
34:08I scream, you scream, we all scream
34:11Don't even try, cause you can't ignore
34:13Oh, such a sweet surprise, she'll make it romance
34:24She's my cherry pie, put a smile on your face
34:28Ten miles wide, looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
34:32Sweet cherry pie, I like
34:41Swinging!
34:46Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on Fifth Line seem to think so
34:55They get more likes than anything else I post
34:58Swinging in the bathroom, swinging on the floor
35:01Swinging so hard, forgets her lock the door
35:03Ain't no one that daddy's only six foot four
35:06She ain't gonna swing with my daughter
35:10She's my cherry pie
35:13She's my cherry pie
35:14Such a sweet surprise
35:15She'll make a comment
35:20She's my cherry pie
35:22She's my cherry pie
35:23Put a smile on your face
35:24Ten miles wide, looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
35:28Sweet cherry pie
35:30Sweet cherry pie
35:35Sweet cherry pie
35:37Sweet cherry pie
35:42Sweet cherry pie
35:47Sweet cherry pie
35:53Sweet cherry pie
35:55Sweet cherry pie
35:55Sweet cherry pie
35:55Sweet cherry pie
35:55Sweet cherry pie
35:55Sweet cherry pie
35:55Sweet cherry pie
35:55Sweet cherry pie
35:57Sweet cherry pie
36:03I don't know.
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's closed.
36:59What now?
37:02Next party.
37:11Night-night.
37:18Balzy?
37:31Balzy?
37:32Back of my mind, back of my mind.
37:36I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired.
37:40I don't want to put my foot down right now.
37:42I stop it all happening.
37:44Back of my mind, back of my head.
37:48You look really nice, want to share a bed.
37:51I don't want to put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:56Don't kiss me.
37:58Sorry, I might end up on the ceiling.
38:02Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:11Hope is a scary thing.
38:15Hope is a scary thing.
38:19Flying on temporary wings.
38:24Hope is a scary thing.
38:30I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:44Whoa, whoa.
38:45But I'm a fuck bunny.
38:48A-a puck funny.
38:50No, no.
38:53A fuck bunny.
38:54That's it.
38:55You're a drunk bunny.
38:57Come here.
38:59Come here.
39:02All right.
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea.
39:27I actually think it's my best idea.
39:31Wow.
39:44Go to sleep, Mose.
39:47Hey, you're not going to remember any of this in the morning.
39:54Hey.
39:58Hey.
40:02Hey.
40:29Oh, my God.
40:36Can you?
41:07Coffee?
41:12Oh, uh, thanks.
41:26Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:08I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:19Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self control.
42:24If you stay, I should go.
42:27But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:30Oh.
42:31Oh.
42:34Oh.
42:35Oh.
42:36Oh.
42:38Oh.
42:38Oh.
42:40Oh.
42:41Oh.
42:43Don't underestimate me.
42:47I can't change your life.
42:49Enough!
42:50My friends say fake to you.
42:53It's just a waste of time.
42:56Call me to send a mail.
42:59Kiss me at the bar.
43:03I feel happy to remind everyone.
43:06I feel happy when I'm within your arms.
43:09I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point.
43:13Oh, oh.
43:14Oh, no.
43:15I think I'm losing all my self-control
43:18If you say I should go
43:22But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
43:26Give you reason to live
43:29Baby, I think it's for the win
43:32Cut all ties with the old
43:35And I'll give you something to miss
43:39When the good gets harder to hold
43:42Throw it all to the wind
43:45For the wind, for the wind, for the wind
43:50Don't understand me
43:52How news am I?
43:55Oh, oh, oh no
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control
44:03If you say I should go
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
44:36And if you don't, I'm losing all the time
44:42If I've had some time
44:42Maybe fall over Indian men
44:44And I'll get to know
44:45Apparently you will
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