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The Real Housewives of Cheshire Season 19 Episode 5
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00:00Eka always seems to be talking about me behind my back.
00:02She's just saying she wants to know who's telling the truth.
00:05I'm not interested in getting a whole load of text messages out in a party.
00:08We haven't got that many text messages.
00:10There isn't that many.
00:15I'm a Queen Bee and I've got a sting in my tail.
00:21Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
00:26I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
00:32I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
00:37I don't have time for gossip.
00:39I'm too busy building an empire.
00:42Cheshire's my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life.
01:03In fairness, it's a bit more refined than a lot of supercars.
01:06They give you a really good road driving experience.
01:10I wonder if you did talk about me like that when you're...
01:12Yes.
01:13Sheena, she's fast.
01:15She's sleek.
01:16Now, that's hilarious.
01:20Come on, baby.
01:21Come on.
01:22Come on.
01:25Bambi.
01:25You don't have to get down the step, do you?
01:27Come on, cheeky monkey.
01:29Come on.
01:30Let me go.
01:40What?
01:40How are you?
01:41I'm good.
01:42You look good.
01:42Do I?
01:47I've done a bit of wine tasting before, but wine sampling.
01:50So what's the difference?
01:51Well, the wine tasting you taste and you spit it out.
01:54The sample...
01:55I never spit it out.
01:56I have to swish it around my mouth and then I swallow.
01:59Yeah.
01:59Oh, do you now?
02:02Do you spit or you swallow?
02:03Hey, girls.
02:04Hello.
02:05Oh, wow.
02:07I've had a filling, so I've got a right wonky face.
02:10Oh, God, yeah.
02:11Yeah.
02:12You can't get a filling in something that's not real.
02:15You can.
02:15You just drill through it.
02:17Oh, jeepers.
02:28All the girls know how much I love a glass of vino, so this is right up my street, a
02:34little
02:34bit of wine sampling.
02:36My eyelashes are falling off.
02:38There's false lashes.
02:38I can't stand the feeling of...
02:40I can't wear them.
02:40Well, what have you got on now?
02:41These are my lashes.
02:42I've bought that stuff that's on sale on Amazon that makes your eyelashes grow back.
02:47They look like them birds who've been dripped in oil.
02:50They're a little bit clumped together, but they're real.
02:53Stop it.
02:54Look at her face.
02:56Look out.
02:57You look like my eyes.
02:58She looks like Jackie Stallone.
03:00What have you done?
03:04You're cheeky cow.
03:05You're being a bit rude about my eyelashes, Tan.
03:07It tastes like it works a lot this good, at least a natural, which is more than I can
03:11say about your face.
03:12This is Sue.
03:15This is the first wine we've got for you today.
03:17It's our Gavi.
03:17It goes very well with seafood, and you'll get some very zesty kind of notes on it.
03:22Yeah, it's all about the notes, isn't it?
03:25Do you know what you should do with the first sip?
03:27You should go and swish it round every part of the mouth.
03:30You should only go for the taste of the second sip, because the first...
03:33All of a sudden, you know.
03:34You don't even drink wine.
03:35I haven't got a clue about wine.
03:37I've never had a bad glass of wine.
03:38I know as long as it's cold with a load of ice in it, what could possibly go wrong?
03:42How was your launch?
03:43I'm gutted.
03:44I couldn't...
03:44Oh, she looked amazing.
03:46Yeah, she did.
03:47On a business perspective, it was 10 out of 10.
03:50On a party perspective, it was 20 out of 10.
03:53It was wild.
03:54But then I was so tired that I actually left my own party at 10 o'clock on my own
03:59and went to bed.
04:00I like the way you say, on your own.
04:02It was on her own, because I was looking for her, and the person you're talking about was still there.
04:06Hot James, we call him, I think.
04:08He is hot.
04:10I met James at the hotel where the launch was, and we've been hanging out for a few weeks.
04:16How old is he?
04:17A lot younger than me.
04:19I think it begins with a three.
04:21Yeah, it's going very well.
04:22It's very casual.
04:23We're just having a nice time and seeing where it goes.
04:26You know, the truth is, he's actually very, very...
04:29Nice.
04:30What's the word?
04:30Young.
04:31Very young.
04:32Hot.
04:33Too young.
04:34Everything that I'm not.
04:38I'm in control, I'm a big boss.
04:40I'm in control for the big size.
04:41I'm in control, can I rock so?
04:43She's got confidence.
04:45I'm in control, this car lot.
04:47I'm in control, got it just right.
04:49I'm in control, do it all night.
04:54Oh, my God!
04:56Oh, yeah.
04:56This is like, I need to, like, catch the breath.
05:02This is been almost a decade.
05:04I know.
05:05Oh, thank you so much.
05:06You never come empty-handed, that's the dream.
05:08We haven't been to Ampica's for a while.
05:10It's just great to be here today.
05:11I feel like the old times.
05:13I can remember the last time I came here.
05:15Yeah.
05:16I was a bit pissed.
05:17Do you know what?
05:17I remember I just had my boobs done, hadna.
05:20And the dressing gown was off.
05:21The dressing gown was off.
05:23Look at these new bad boys.
05:24And you look amazing now.
05:25I don't know.
05:26I think they've, uh, gravity's kicked him, but nevertheless,
05:29David loves them, which is all that matters.
05:40What would you like to drink, Paige?
05:42But no, I'll just have a tea, that's all right.
05:43I'm going to be boring.
05:44I'm going to have a little tea.
05:45We're all on tea.
05:45Oh, okay, yeah.
05:46Have you guys been?
05:46You've been all right?
05:47You've been busy?
05:47Yeah, very well, yeah.
05:48Well, we had a fabulous time on Friday.
05:49We went to, uh, David and Ampica's party in London.
05:52It was absolutely fun.
05:54You met Liam Gallagher.
05:56Did you?
05:57Is he from up north?
05:58That's the guy from up north, isn't it?
06:00Oh, Aces.
06:00Oh, Aces.
06:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:03Sorry, I'm really bad with names.
06:06I have no idea who Aces are.
06:07I've heard the name.
06:08I like the drink, but, yeah, I have no idea who they are.
06:11Yeah, I was more of a Britney fan.
06:13So, what's the gossip?
06:14What's been going on?
06:15Well, Lauren's party.
06:16Oh, my God.
06:17That's why I saw everyone.
06:18It was a fun, Craig.
06:19It was.
06:20It was good.
06:20I felt like Benidon vibes for me.
06:22Do you know what I mean?
06:23That carnival type of, yeah.
06:25Now, you're saying it's coming in down to earth.
06:28I think it's very accessible.
06:30It's very accessible.
06:31But Lauren's accessible, isn't she?
06:33Very.
06:33Lauren caters for the crowd.
06:34In more ways than one.
06:37Yeah.
06:45Choose your weapon.
06:46Do you want to go on the Porsche?
06:47Do you want to go on the Aston?
06:48I mean, they are cool,
06:50but I'm not really a low-car kind of girl.
06:54This is something Shane is absolutely a master of.
06:58Cars and driving.
06:59It's what he does.
07:00It's how he makes money.
07:01It's in his blood.
07:03Thank God, because I'm a terrible driver.
07:05Well, the only thing left is the Uber car.
07:08I mean, it's kind of fate, you know?
07:10We are matching.
07:10Oh, yeah, look at that.
07:13Put it on.
07:15I didn't learn to drive until I was 25.
07:17So my first car was a green Freelander.
07:21The interior looked like a pub carpet.
07:24It was shocking.
07:26Before we go,
07:28which one's the brake and which one's the accelerator?
07:30Because I haven't been in it in a while.
07:31Don't worry.
07:32All the way, kick the side of the car.
07:34That's your accelerator.
07:35Shane and I are completely different personalities.
07:38Gently come off the brake pedal.
07:39You don't need to accelerate.
07:41Keep it covered.
07:44Stop laughing.
07:45You're making me know.
07:47Honestly, get out of the car.
07:48I'm sorry.
07:49Wear as I flap about things.
07:51Oh.
07:52Shh.
07:53OK, sorry.
07:54Stop commenting.
07:54OK, all right, I'll shout.
07:56Shane's very calm, very laid back,
07:58especially in a crisis.
08:00Don't forget the taunt.
08:04Good job.
08:05Good girl.
08:08Good girl.
08:10OK, steady on, steady on.
08:12This is a 30-mile-an-hour zone.
08:13I'm sorry.
08:14That's OK.
08:15Over me a little.
08:16That's good.
08:17Oh, my God.
08:18Oh, my God.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:21I've never been past them.
08:23Over to me.
08:24Stay over to me.
08:24Massive trucks before.
08:25There you go.
08:26That's better.
08:27Bloody hell, that was scary.
08:29Do you think in a different life
08:30you could have been a driving instructor?
08:31What do you mean in a different life?
08:33I still could be.
08:34LAUGHTER
08:48Oh, yum.
08:49Do you want to just go straight to the champagne now?
08:51Yeah, that'd be great.
08:51Go on.
08:52So, Sim, how were you after the other night?
08:54I don't know.
08:55I'm literally just...
08:56What happened?
08:57Sheena's basically said to me,
08:59I've called you so many times,
09:01I invited you,
09:02but every single time you've declined.
09:04I'm more closer with you girls.
09:06I just think that we're all friends.
09:08I wasn't aware that...
09:10I was saying to her,
09:10I'm not, you're my friend.
09:12I haven't spoken to Sheena
09:13since Lauren's launch party,
09:15and it is eating me up inside.
09:17Everything's just been blown out of proportion,
09:20and I've had enough.
09:21She's got her last few weeks in Cheshire
09:23before she goes,
09:24so she wants all this shit.
09:25She just wants to enjoy herself.
09:27Oh, do you, Mum?
09:28I told you.
09:29I've got one.
09:30It's just a lot, you know?
09:31I've done that.
09:32I feel like I should just never say anything.
09:35You know, as soon as I make an opinion
09:36or say something,
09:38oh, God, Ampika just jumps on the back of it
09:41straight away.
09:42I don't know what Ampika's trying to do,
09:45but if she's trying to be helpful,
09:47it's definitely not working
09:48because all she's doing right now
09:50is stirring the pot.
09:52Some days she's all right,
09:54and then the next she'll put a dig in,
09:55and I don't understand it.
09:57When I walked into your launch,
09:58walked over to Sheena,
10:00and she was stood there,
10:01she then had a dig again,
10:02and you know how she gets,
10:03like, with this high energy.
10:05I will put you, Rachel, as a snow leopard,
10:07almost extinct.
10:08Interesting.
10:10This is Elle on a shoot with her mum.
10:12Don't say that, Rachel.
10:13I said great-grandma.
10:14I was talking to her at Lauren's launch,
10:16and she said something about,
10:17my boobs are premium,
10:18and then there, your lilos,
10:21we've got the cheap budget range,
10:23more like giving off Benidorm vibes.
10:27You know what?
10:28They are a budget range,
10:30which is exactly why they're going to sell out.
10:32Yeah.
10:32It's about just trying.
10:33We're all trying.
10:34I will take constructive criticism.
10:37Not a problem.
10:38Saying something mean or nasty about,
10:40if that's how she said it,
10:42well, then that's really immature.
10:43You know, she knows how hard I've worked,
10:46and I would expect support,
10:48not negative comments.
10:51It's hit me hard,
10:52I'm not going to lie,
10:53it really has hit me hard.
10:59Isn't it a glamorous house?
11:00Isn't it lovely?
11:01So glamorous in here.
11:03Yeah, right up my street.
11:04It's my party coming up soon.
11:06Now, it's going to be a whole different vibe
11:07to Lauren's butlin's.
11:09Thank God.
11:09Thank God.
11:10It's definitely going to be, like, ultra classy,
11:12so I'm basically doing an Eid jewellery edit.
11:15So it's going to be a diamond party.
11:16Obviously, Eid's a big part of our family,
11:19our culture,
11:19so just kind of getting to choose my own jewellery pieces,
11:22so I'm really excited.
11:23Brilliant.
11:24I like a little sassy invite,
11:25something fun, something a bit extra.
11:27Don't think about it, just do it.
11:28Just do it, OK.
11:29I'm a bad girl, I'm a bad girl.
11:31Hi, ladies.
11:32It's your new favourite bestie.
11:38It's from Paige.
11:39Got a message here.
11:41Now, who says we never call each other
11:43because that's a running theme in our group?
11:45So I'm actually going to give you a call right now.
11:47She's talking to you.
11:48I invite you to my diamond soiree
11:51for my exclusive Eid edit.
11:53Now, the dress code is Cocktail Glam,
11:55so think James Bond,
11:57think ultra classy.
11:59We definitely don't want any butlin' vibes.
12:03No.
12:05And no see-through catsuits.
12:09Ah, there's me thinking I was going to wear my catsuit.
12:12That same thing, Amina.
12:13But butlin' vibes, my thing.
12:15Make sure to wear your most expensive diamond pieces.
12:18I don't want to see any cubic zirconia.
12:21Wow.
12:22Who wears cubic zirconia?
12:23It has to be real, so make sure to keep it real.
12:26And I will see you ladies there.
12:28Bye.
12:28She cracks me up.
12:30That's half a guest list worked out.
12:33Cubics are forever.
12:36Oh, aren't we a bunch of bitches?
12:40I'm in shock.
12:41I feel that she's insulted every single one of us
12:44around this table.
12:45If you'll get out of a piece of my mouth.
12:57Look at him.
12:57He is a funny-looking dog, isn't he?
13:00He's got...
13:00What is it?
13:02He's a dog, isn't he?
13:03He's got funny eyes.
13:04It's not in your eyes
13:08Baby, you're a superstar
13:10Hello!
13:11Oh, my God, hi!
13:12As everyone knows, I am a doggy lover,
13:15and all us ladies are,
13:17so what better way to spend the day
13:19than learning doggy CPR?
13:21Do you want to say hello?
13:22Oh, look!
13:23I know, she's not interested.
13:25They say, like, dog-like owner, don't they?
13:27But...
13:27Yeah, well, look at yours, it bites.
13:29She doesn't bite, she's just got anxiety.
13:31There's a little bit of an atmosphere
13:32with me and Peekaboo.
13:33If she knows I'm that happy with her,
13:35she'll never have said anything horrible about my age.
13:37Give us your name and your dog's name.
13:39My name's Lauren, my dog's called Pixie.
13:41Right, name, please.
13:43I'm Peekaboo, and this is my dog, Boo-Boo.
13:45Brilliant.
13:46Finally?
13:47So this is Milo.
13:48This is Pablo.
13:50Pablo.
13:50He is a monkey.
13:52Hello, gorgeous!
13:53Boo-Boo, my little French bulldog,
13:55is one of four French bulldogs.
13:57I would literally put myself under a bus for my dogs.
14:01Milo is pristine, he's glamorous,
14:03he's always well-groomed and gorgeous.
14:06Pixie looks a bit rough,
14:07a bit like our loss of after a night out.
14:11I've been to be seeing Pixie's hair!
14:13Brilliant.
14:13So, God forbid anything ever happen to your dog,
14:15i.e. cardiac arrest.
14:17So what do we do in that situation?
14:19Question to you, what do you think you're going to do?
14:21Erm, well, someone told me to put your fingers up the dog's bum,
14:25to, like...
14:26Wow!
14:28I really recommend you don't do that.
14:30Right.
14:30That's just a rumour, OK?
14:32It's not going to do any good.
14:34Clearly, I got that information wrong.
14:37The first thing you've got to do is,
14:39one power hand there,
14:40interlock your fingers,
14:41and lock your elbows nice and tight.
14:43And then you're going to push down 30 times.
14:46Go for it.
14:46One, two, three, slow down a little bit
14:49and get the methane medium.
14:49That's perfect.
14:50Let's keep this party rockin',
14:52keep this party poppin',
14:53got the good feels on lock.
14:55Perfect position.
14:57A little bit harder.
14:59A little bit harder?
15:00Well, I've never been asked that before.
15:02Once you've done your 30 compressions,
15:04you're going to give two rescue breaths.
15:06In its mouth?
15:07Yes.
15:08Oh, it picks.
15:09You better not have anything wrong.
15:10That breath honk.
15:11Blows its mouth down,
15:12and you're going to blow into its nose.
15:14Oh, fucking hell.
15:17You've done plenty of dogs over the years, love,
15:18so this is no different,
15:19so get your lips wrapped round it.
15:21I love a dog.
15:24Lauren, it's like you're eating it.
15:26You're going for it.
15:27I think you're almost, like, sucking the dog off.
15:29This is pretty sick.
15:30Whoa.
15:31And, Pika,
15:31I think you've got the biggest gob in Cheshire,
15:33and, Lauren, you're not far behind.
15:35Now, let's see how you...
15:36Cover its nose.
15:37Oh, you've got a big gob here with empty.
15:40Oh, look, the dog's back!
15:41And it's...
15:43Love it.
15:53So that invite was hilarious.
15:55What was your inspiration?
15:57Look, I got a bit bored.
15:58I was like, I need to throw a bit of shade.
16:00I need to get a bit of sense of humour
16:01because, literally, these girls are all too serious.
16:03I really hope it was taken in good fun.
16:06Even if they didn't,
16:07like, they just haven't got a sense of humour
16:08if that's the case.
16:09You know, everything's not meant to be all serious.
16:11And, you know, it's just a bit of fun.
16:12It's a party.
16:14So how are you feeling about seeing Seema at the party?
16:18Absolutely no issue at all.
16:20I think you need to show those messages
16:21and be like, you know what, girls?
16:23All this talk about they never existed.
16:25Well, in fact, here they are.
16:26At least you know, as my friend,
16:28that they do.
16:29And you can stand in that truth.
16:35I'm so excited to see Elle.
16:38Honestly, it feels like it's been an age, doesn't it?
16:40Yes.
16:41I mean, she's been through so much, the poor girl.
16:43Elle is so young.
16:44And her mum was so young.
16:45To lose a parent and her mum was so young.
16:47I remember the day after my dad died,
16:50I went to work because nobody there knew.
16:53So nobody could ask me about it.
16:54How you are.
16:55How I was.
16:55Literally, it was just treated normal.
16:57The thing that I used to find difficult is,
17:00for everyone else, the world carries on.
17:03It's always tough to lose a parent.
17:05When I lost my dad, I was about 20.
17:07So that was quite young.
17:09Everyone deals with grief different.
17:17Get out of that.
17:29I know how much she's grown.
17:31I know, right?
17:32Who wants to hold while I make poppy?
17:35I want to.
17:35I want to.
17:36Don't be offended if she gets really aggy.
17:38No, it's right.
17:38Because she is.
17:39Look at her.
17:42Oh, bubba.
17:44Come and sit down.
17:46It's obviously not as aesthetic as it used to be.
17:48I'm joking.
17:49You have to be silly.
17:50You know what?
17:51I buy all these things and she's still like the TV controller.
17:53Oh, yeah.
17:54The cardboard box.
17:55Yeah.
17:55She doesn't want me to sit down.
17:58No, no.
17:58She hates you sitting down.
18:00Put her on here.
18:00Okay.
18:02She's got the cutest little face.
18:04She's so gorgeous.
18:04You don't bend those little legs.
18:07Oh, my gosh.
18:08Just look at her.
18:10I think she's.
18:12Oh.
18:13Do you want to come up for a minute?
18:15Shall we come and sit still here?
18:16Yeah.
18:17Honestly, being a mum, I'm just about getting scripted with it now.
18:20And it's just, I couldn't imagine my life before.
18:22Have you been, baby?
18:23Yeah.
18:23We know it's been really hard.
18:25Oh, yeah.
18:26Like, I've been really shit.
18:28Yeah, of course.
18:29You know, probably the worst I'll ever be.
18:32I was just, like, nonstop, like, crying.
18:34Didn't want to get out of bed.
18:35Didn't want to, like, do anything.
18:36I think I was just in denial of, like, everything that had happened.
18:39And then we lost my nan just before my mum as well.
18:42So it was just, like, I just had, like, two weeks of, like, living hell, really.
18:47It was just days where, like, I was, like, if I didn't have dear, like, I probably wouldn't have got
18:50up.
18:50So it's been just beyond tough.
18:52My mum was so much more than just a mum.
18:54She was my best friend.
18:55We were so close.
18:56But now I think I've now found little glimmers of my mum in, like, day-to-day lives, whether it
19:01is a bird that's out on the window still,
19:03or I've even had dreams where I can hear her voice and she's telling me things.
19:07It brings me peace because I know that she's there and I know that she's coming to see me.
19:13Yeah.
19:14It's just this indescribable feeling of, like, I feel so lost.
19:18I'm, like, I don't know what, like, what to physically do because I'm, like, I would speak to my mum
19:22or I'd go and see her or, like, if I had a question about dear, I would ring my mum.
19:25I'm, like, not really coping.
19:26I feel like I'm just figuring out how I get.
19:28Take a day at a time.
19:29Yeah.
19:29It's just been hell.
19:31Grief is so difficult.
19:32I don't know how it's going to hit me from one day to the next.
19:34Some days I feel almost too OK and then other days I feel like I'm back to square one.
19:39So I think to know that I've got the support from the girls, it just gives me that reassurance in
19:43my friends and I know that they're there for me 100%.
19:46I feel like my hat goes off to you, honestly.
19:48Like, I really think you're one of the most strongest people that I've ever met.
19:52Like, you look back at it, don't you?
19:53You think, I don't know how I'm dealing with this.
19:54And I don't know how I'm doing everything.
19:56It's a lot to process.
19:58It's a lot to get through.
19:59Be kind to yourself.
20:00Yeah.
20:01No.
20:01And I think I did go through a phase where I was, like, I'm just going to go for myself
20:04this time to do nothing.
20:06Yeah.
20:06You know?
20:07Yeah.
20:07And then only...
20:08Oh!
20:13She's laughing!
20:15It's here!
20:17That laugh was so cute!
20:20Gia, she's absolutely gorgeous.
20:22And it's just making me even more broody.
20:24I would love Nora to have a little sibling.
20:26Hopefully one day.
20:27But how are you guys?
20:29What's going on?
20:30Well, I'm throwing a party.
20:31I'm doing an edit for Jory.
20:33That's so amazing.
20:35I think I'm having a bit of a distraction.
20:36Be amongst the girls.
20:37Oh, no, not being out with the girls.
20:39Oh, my God.
20:40Yeah, I love 100% coffee.
20:41It sounds great to me.
20:43Ain't nothing but the skies over this today.
20:47Drinks high, I've been getting today.
20:50Time's high.
20:51Come on, my gorgeous.
20:53Shall I shut this gate?
20:54Come on, guys.
20:55And then I'll shut this.
20:56Oh, come on, guys.
20:57Look at this.
20:58Come on, then.
20:59Go on.
20:59Good girl.
21:01So, Lauren, how's things been since the launch?
21:03Oh, do you know what?
21:04It's been really good.
21:05But I heard you weren't happy.
21:07Me?
21:08Yeah.
21:08You said some things to Rach.
21:10She said that you felt like you were in Benidorm.
21:13No, I thought it was Benidorm vibes.
21:15It's like, yeah, let's have a party.
21:17It's affordable.
21:18It's a holiday.
21:19It's a fun item holiday.
21:21Why didn't you say that, then?
21:22Why didn't you say that?
21:23Because you weren't there when I delivered what I was saying.
21:25Then it's been twisted into being a nasty connotation about your business.
21:28I'm your biggest cheerleader.
21:29I've always said that.
21:30I'm actually shell-shocked of all people.
21:33Lauren and I have known each other for three decades.
21:36I know there was no bad intention.
21:38I always take the pace out of you because I know I can get away with it.
21:41Yeah.
21:41And I mean it in good spirits, good faith.
21:43So, is that with me as well?
21:45You just...
21:46I have a different relationship with you, Sina.
21:48No, but I don't care why you're just constantly having a dig.
21:51Dig at you.
21:52Because when we were together and Sina said that she's tried a few inroads to get closer
21:56to you.
21:57How?
21:57Then you just started crying and run off.
21:59Make an effort to get to know her.
22:01I'm tired of it.
22:01I wish she would stop siding with Sina and Paige.
22:04Get to know me for who I am.
22:06I hear different things about you.
22:07Don't listen to the people.
22:08Use your own judgement.
22:09Don't listen to the people.
22:10Well, I am cautious.
22:11I'm turning care.
22:11Take your time and be cautious.
22:13But just don't give me digs.
22:15Okay, right.
22:15You're taking your time and being cautious about her.
22:18Yeah.
22:18But yet you decided to actually jump in and be close friends with Paige.
22:22I'm not close friends with Paige.
22:23Be careful with her.
22:24Would you invite someone to a birthday party and say, come to my birthday party.
22:28Don't do it like your crap party.
22:30Right, can I just say something?
22:31That was how it sounded.
22:32It was very snobby.
22:34I feel really protective over Paige.
22:36She does say things that offend people, but not intentionally.
22:39She might not always read the room, but she's still a young woman.
22:43And some of these girls just don't give her a chance.
22:46Well, she's not had to go at you on that invitation, has she?
22:48Well, she did at the very beginning.
22:50You don't call each other, so I'll call you all now and invite you now.
22:55Yeah, there was that.
22:55Oh, my God.
22:56Have you literally written out a full transcript of what she said?
22:59Oh, that was palliated at me.
23:00Oh, that was palliated at me.
23:02It's like rather which is cold in it.
23:03I'm like, whoa, that's a nice invitation.
23:06It's not a nice invitation.
23:07Well, she looked beautiful.
23:09Her makeup was stunning.
23:10I was sat with her when she gave the invitation.
23:12Yeah, but hold on one second.
23:13A lot of us can look nice on the outside, but the inside is rotten.
23:16Oh, Lauren, that's horrible.
23:24Oh, Lauren, that's horrible.
23:27I've invited Sheena to come and meet me.
23:30I'm clear the air once and for all.
23:36Today, I'm looking for accountability.
23:38I'm really, really hoping that we get a chance to hear one another.
23:47Hey, what can I get for you?
23:48Can I have a little glass of ginger ale?
23:51It would be great.
23:51Yeah, no worries.
23:53I'm glad you're here.
23:55Firstly, I think where I want to start is the speech.
24:01Yes.
24:01But I want you to really, really understand that was not me ranking my friendships like,
24:07oh, she's number one, she's number two, and then I left you and Paige to the end.
24:11It was literally whoever I saw in the moment.
24:13I'm going to start with you, Lauren, Rachel, Tanya, and Peter, Amina, Sheena.
24:22But we've not known each other that long, and if I've ever upset you, I'm sorry.
24:27Oh, I mean, first of all, that whole speech thing, it felt very shady.
24:32OK, I'm sorry if it felt like that.
24:34I would never want to hurt you.
24:36I'm not annoyed that you left me to the end of a speech.
24:39I do not need anyone to blow smoke up my arse.
24:42That is not my problem.
24:42My issue is I am being made out to be a liar.
24:46You said I've never reached out to you, ever.
24:48And I was like, no, I have, I've texted you to hang out.
24:51And you said, no, you haven't.
24:52Where have you messaged me to say, come and let's go for...
24:55Come to my house.
24:57...same amount of messages.
24:58That was almost like a dig of, again, I'm lying.
25:00No, but truthfully, the reason.
25:03We have never done anything one-to-one, Sheena.
25:06So how Sheena's got different messages to what I've got, I don't understand.
25:11I thought our friendship was more than it was, that's all.
25:14I know now, right, OK, I'm totally straight away.
25:17So you're another one that's just happy just to be quite wary.
25:20Yeah, it's not going to be wary.
25:22Because you're wary of what?
25:24You.
25:25I don't feel like this conversation is very fair.
25:29I feel like, yes, Seema's happy to move on, but move on on her terms.
25:33And not actually take accountability or listen to anything that she's done wrong.
25:38I don't know where she's going with this.
25:40I get the feeling she doesn't like me, she doesn't want to clear the air.
25:44And this feels really uncomfortable.
25:46I'm willing to move forward, but I don't really think you are.
25:49I'm willing to move forward.
25:50No, but you are, but with a slight, yeah, with a slight wall-up.
25:54So Paige, back off.
25:55You, back off.
25:56But that's her experience.
25:58Experience? What about my experiences?
26:01I've never asked Ampika or Paige to make allegiance.
26:03Well, do you think I say to Rachel, oh, my God, go and tell Sheena?
26:06I think you say stuff like, make sure you have my back.
26:09Oh, really?
26:10Yeah, I do.
26:11Really?
26:11I do, I do.
26:12Really?
26:13I believe that, yeah.
26:13OK.
26:14Let me tell you now, I cannot help whatever the girls come over and kick off with you.
26:19It's not my doing.
26:20But you are happy for that to happen, though, because you never stop it.
26:23I'm happy to have that happen.
26:24You never stop it.
26:25Oh, you've picked me out to be some kind of villain, Sheena.
26:28Just grow up.
26:30Listen, I'm really thankful that you came.
26:33And, er, wow.
26:38Happy to see it happen.
26:40What do you think I am?
26:41Some sort of villain?
26:43I'm not the one walking out of an argument, so I'm not childish.
26:45I'm very grown here, sitting here, ready to have a conversation.
27:00Yeah, I'm just having a little tea break whilst I'm getting the glam done, obviously, for tonight.
27:05You're doing glam every day, aren't you?
27:07I don't do it every day.
27:08Every day?
27:08What are we talking about?
27:09No, I don't.
27:09Five o'clock in the morning some days.
27:11Exactly.
27:11If I started it at 9, 10, it would disrupt your routine, Nora's routine.
27:14So, yeah, I have to obviously prioritise glam.
27:17And, obviously, tonight's very special.
27:19I just think makeup is makeup, hair is hair.
27:22You don't look any different to me.
27:24That's a compliment.
27:25I take it as a compliment.
27:25It's not like you get glammed up and you look completely different.
27:28I think I do.
27:29Sometimes it gets annoying.
27:30I think she could do her own makeup and blow dry your hair because glam squad is not cheap.
27:36Yeah, I mean, I do spend quite a lot on glam.
27:39Around about 5k?
27:41Is that a lot?
27:43A lot.
27:43Yeah.
27:45But how much has costed me a year?
27:47Oh, gosh.
27:48I don't know, what's 5 times 12?
27:4912, 24, 36, 48, 66.
27:51Oh, my God, that's 60k.
27:53That's a lot of money.
27:54That could go towards a car.
27:56Yeah, I can probably see why Amir's pissed off.
27:58Are you nervous or anything?
28:00For me, like, if I was doing an event, the speech, I hate.
28:03If I'm true...
28:04I always just, my mind just goes blank.
28:06Speeches don't scare me.
28:07I mean, I should technically be nervous, but I'm...
28:10You should be, yeah, it's a big thing.
28:10I'm just more excited.
28:12There's a lot of work that's gone into this event, from the schedule to the entertainment
28:16to the speech.
28:17So hopefully, cross fingers, it goes well and it becomes an incredible night.
28:22I need to jump in the shower, get ready.
28:23Actually, I need to get a new...
28:25I need a shirt.
28:26Are you going to town now to get a shirt?
28:27To quickly go and get a shirt, yeah?
28:28Why do you always do this?
28:29I'm always last minute.
28:30The anxiety you give me.
28:32I have more anxiety about you getting dressed than me going to the event.
28:35Or can I just wear just a shirt and a suit?
28:37I don't know how you do this.
28:42Well, that's nice.
28:44Oh, this light is good.
28:45I could do without going tonight, but I'm supporting her with the diamonds.
28:49You've got plenty dripping.
28:50You look fantastic.
28:59I feel so proud that I've created my own jewellery edit.
29:03I mean, it's not every day you get to choose jewellery worth 60k, 100k and sell it to the
29:08public.
29:08So, it's a very big deal.
29:10I'm so grateful.
29:14Wow.
29:15Oh, thank you.
29:17Look at you guys.
29:19Oh, you look stunning.
29:21Got a few pieces on it.
29:23So, I'm glitzing away.
29:24Paige looks perfect.
29:26This event is perfect.
29:28She's done a phenomenal job.
29:30And I love the fact that I had a little helping hand in picking the jewellery.
29:34This week, we've done dog eat CPR.
29:36I didn't know there was such a name.
29:37Mouth to mouth resuscitation.
29:38Oh, wow.
29:39So, I went with Seema and Lauren.
29:41We actually had a really nice day.
29:43Oh, goodness.
29:43And as the day progressed, it got quite awkward.
29:47Lauren talks about the invitation.
29:48She was like, I'm really offended.
29:49I'm peeking.
29:50I said, buy a watch.
29:50She's offended?
29:51Yeah, offended.
29:52She is the queen of banter.
29:53I thought she would understand it, take it, lightheartedness.
29:56Clearly, she hasn't.
29:57And then Seema's upset because Seema keeps asking her questions like,
30:00why don't I like her?
30:01Why don't I like her?
30:02It's just very uncomfortable.
30:03I didn't say that I don't like you.
30:05I've just said I'm cautious.
30:07It's interesting that you're saying that because I met Seema for coffee.
30:11And she said exactly the same things.
30:15To you?
30:15Yeah.
30:15She's labelled us all in together as well as like saying,
30:18oh, you all hate me.
30:19Oh, we don't hate Seema.
30:20That's so wrong.
30:22That's such a massive horror as well.
30:23Strongness like is a word.
30:25But what I will say is, right, is that we've all had our individual experiences with her.
30:30And when you've got one half of people saying this person is right, you're wrong,
30:34of course you're going to get together with the people that are like,
30:36no, this happened to me too.
30:37This is really telling.
30:39But Seema made it really, really clear that our friendship is on a particular level.
30:45Now that I know that information,
30:47I'm happy for our friendship to continue on that particular level.
31:00You've got the diamonds on.
31:04I had to go buy the vaults and get a few pieces from my private collection.
31:08Rightly so.
31:09Rightly so.
31:10Yes.
31:10Paige needs to be reminded that money shouts and wealth whispers.
31:15We certainly don't need to be told how to show up to an event.
31:18I can't believe your invite.
31:20And there's always a little dig when you invite people.
31:22Oh, wow.
31:24Don't like what other people are.
31:25Okay, okay.
31:26Well, if you're going to come to this party with that attitude,
31:27then I just think you should take it down a notch.
31:28Now you're telling me to take it down a notch.
31:30I didn't send that invite out.
31:31I really don't want this.
31:32So I think I need to just stop there and I will deal with the girls separately.
31:36It doesn't surprise me that Rachel is sticking her beacon into an argument that does not concern her.
31:42She just needs to pipe down and get lost.
31:45I'm not doing this.
31:47Goodbye.
31:48Goodbye.
31:56Oh, you're going to want this, you know.
31:59Oh, that is beautiful.
32:02Gorgeous.
32:03Hi, how are you?
32:05Nice to meet you.
32:06Are you okay?
32:07I am so proud of Paige.
32:09Honestly, I feel like she is thriving at the minute.
32:11This collection is just stunning.
32:12And what an achievement.
32:13Go, girl.
32:19Hi.
32:20Hi.
32:21Hi.
32:21How are you?
32:22I think that Paige's behaviour recently has been bang out of order.
32:26This is lovely.
32:27Gorgeous.
32:28But because we all talk about women supporting women in business,
32:31I'm prepared to put my differences aside for tonight,
32:34and Paige could learn a thing or two from that.
32:37Hey.
32:37How are you?
32:38How are you?
32:39Hello.
32:39How are you?
32:41Oh, my God.
32:42So good.
32:43How are you?
32:43How are we doing?
32:44You look beautiful.
32:45I've actually bought a gift for you.
32:47Oh.
32:47Because I was quick.
32:48I mean, you just walked around the name.
32:50No, no.
32:50It's only a little something, but I felt really...
32:52I had to say sorry.
32:53No, I was upset because I'd hurt you,
32:56and that's something that I'd never want to do.
32:57What's it from here?
32:58Yeah, it's from here.
32:59No, it's from here.
33:00It's only a little thing.
33:01It's just kind of you.
33:02It's so cute and kind of you.
33:03Hang on a minute.
33:04I've had shade of Ampica too.
33:06Where's my piece of jewellery?
33:07Let's go get your present.
33:09Come on.
33:16Have you found anything that you like?
33:18Is there any pieces here?
33:19I need some pretty...
33:20Some gorgeous pieces.
33:21Gorgeous things, little twinkly things as well.
33:27From my heart to yours,
33:29I'd have one upset you, Lauren.
33:30I hope you like it.
33:34I really did not expect anything.
33:37You're going to make me cry.
33:38Aw.
33:38We've been through a lot together, Lauren.
33:41The memories you can't recreate and buy.
33:44I love it.
33:45Aw.
33:45I love it.
33:47Aw.
33:48I love it.
33:48God, do you see what we're thinking, Ava?
33:50When you're old and grey.
33:51I love it.
33:52It's beautiful.
33:53You've got good taste.
33:54Yes.
33:54I think you can't buy my friendship,
33:56but you can buy your way out of my bad books, I suppose.
34:00Hey, girl.
34:01How are you?
34:02How are you sleeping, Ava?
34:03Oh, yeah, you.
34:04Do you want to see what Geeks has bought me?
34:06Oh, my God.
34:07God's shy.
34:08No.
34:10I upset, unfortunately, Lauren, on her launch.
34:13Didn't mean to.
34:13Have you got me a present?
34:14Pulling me a tampax?
34:16Oh, yeah.
34:17But you know what Tanya's like?
34:19She's like a used tampon.
34:20She can't hold anything in.
34:22It keeps on flooding out.
34:24Hey, I've been jacked.
34:25I've put five up once.
34:28Oh, my God.
34:29So, what I said was very fitting, wasn't it?
34:32When you've got something that can't absorb anymore,
34:34it starts to leak.
34:35Leak information.
34:36I know her, and she's got a bigger foghorn than me,
34:40and I love her little analogies, even if they are gross.
34:44I'd like a ring, though.
34:45Are you going to buy me a ring?
34:47In your lucky dream, tampon.
34:57She's got me a present for being a gobshite.
35:00That looks a bit nicer than my blanket I got.
35:02Have you got a blanket?
35:03I've got a blanket.
35:04But you've not got...
35:05She's not been a big mouthful out yet?
35:06No.
35:07No, no.
35:07Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet.
35:13I met Sheena yesterday.
35:15OK, how did it go?
35:18Rachel, it was awful.
35:19Like, she basically said to me,
35:22she is so pissed off at every level
35:26about everything that I said.
35:28My issue with this is,
35:30your farewell speech was very emotional,
35:33you did it off the cuff.
35:34What disappoints me and saddens me
35:36is the fact that she's making it about her
35:39instead of trying to make your last moments in Cheshire amazing.
35:42I'm getting increasingly frustrated with these ladies.
35:46I'm always going to have my friends back.
35:47I don't want to see Seema upset.
35:50I think it's ridiculous.
35:52It's testing my patience.
35:54Hello.
35:55Thank you so much for all coming this evening.
36:01So, Eid is a very meaningful time for all of us.
36:05It marks the end of Ramadan.
36:07It's about family, friends,
36:09and just showing up as the best version of yourself.
36:11I wanted to choose pieces that were not only beautiful,
36:15but pieces that meant a lot to me personally
36:18and my own personal journey.
36:19So, I'm chosen,
36:21which you will see downstairs after this speech,
36:24timeless golds that represent tradition,
36:27diamonds that reflect endless light
36:29because the month is about self-reflection
36:31and also bold statement pieces.
36:34So, grab those drinks,
36:35get the canapes,
36:36turn the music on,
36:36and let's all head downstairs.
36:45Did you like my little post?
36:47You're brilliant.
36:48She posted our necklace ones
36:49and it just sold out.
36:50You need to do TikTok shop.
36:51You'll smash it.
36:53I need to get Rachel to show me.
36:54Oh, yeah.
36:54Rachel's a professional like that.
36:56Oh, my God,
36:57like 25 grand a day.
36:5825 grand a day.
37:00What a rich bitch.
37:01I wish I was her friend.
37:03Rachel and I might not see eye to eye,
37:05but do you know what?
37:05She is the queen of influencing,
37:07so maybe we do have a few things in common.
37:10We do earn good money,
37:11we like to find things in life,
37:12and we both have real diamonds.
37:18So, where's James?
37:19He's had an issue
37:20with one of the apartments that he rents out.
37:22I've met him once and I liked.
37:24See if he's got a front for you.
37:26I'm not...
37:27No, it's actually...
37:28No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
37:28I have news, I have news.
37:30Not back with it.
37:31I did say you get back.
37:33We went to couples counseling last night.
37:34It's actually really good.
37:36Yeah.
37:36It is really good.
37:37Yeah, it is really good.
37:39We'll see.
37:41Nick and I's relationship
37:42is the most fragile it's ever been.
37:44We've literally just started
37:46the couples counseling
37:47because we're really trying
37:48to make a go of it.
37:49I've missed us,
37:50and hopefully,
37:51this is a good way forward
37:53for our future.
37:54Have you met Georgie?
37:55We've met a couple of events.
37:57I was pregnant last time
37:58probably the weirdly hormonal look.
38:01Yes, it's gorgeous.
38:02Oh, I love that.
38:03Oh, my God, did you see that?
38:05Are you going to have a fight later?
38:06When anyone comes to you,
38:08just go...
38:09and people back off.
38:11So, I can't laugh properly,
38:13my Botox is fucked.
38:15So, we went out the other day.
38:16I said it was a pain.
38:18I don't know.
38:18She lied.
38:20But with Botox,
38:20you never know what you're going to get.
38:21You can't even even it out
38:22because then I'll be like,
38:24I'm up.
38:32We're all going to head downstairs.
38:34I need to have a chat with you.
38:36Oh, I know.
38:37You do.
38:38You're pissed off at me.
38:39Yeah.
38:40I don't want to ruin your...
38:42No, don't be silly
38:42because I actually heard you were upset
38:44and that made me sad
38:45because it really was just
38:46the fact that we were
38:47at a caravan park
38:48and now we're in a diamond shop.
38:49Yeah, but everything's different.
38:49There was no shade to your business.
38:51Of course.
38:52So, I was so disappointed
38:53because I really thought
38:54that you and me
38:55had gone through
38:56all that horrible time.
38:57I don't think anything bad of you.
39:00I didn't mean any malice by it.
39:02I get it.
39:02And you know what?
39:03I'd like to draw a line and do it.
39:04Paige has apologised.
39:06I think it's pretty easy
39:06for those words to fall off a tongue.
39:08Does she mean it?
39:09I don't think so
39:10if I'm being completely honest.
39:11Do I care?
39:12Not really.
39:13You've said what you've said.
39:15Next.
39:16Hello, Lily.
39:17Hello.
39:17Hi, you OK?
39:18Just talking about that lovely invite.
39:20Yeah.
39:20I've just apologised.
39:22for offending Lauren
39:23because that really wasn't my intent.
39:25Because that was never said.
39:26I think sometimes
39:26there's an air about the things
39:28that you say.
39:28I think that's a stretch.
39:29No one sends out invites like that.
39:30You did it for real.
39:31And you got one.
39:32And you got one.
39:32And you got one.
39:33You got one.
39:33You two are best.
39:34Let's see the week.
39:35Literally.
39:35I've been trying to understand you
39:37and get to know you
39:37but I don't feel
39:38you're giving the same grace
39:39to get to know me.
39:40Stop it.
39:40No, it's the truth.
39:41I've reacted again.
39:42I've reacted to you.
39:43That's it.
39:44I'm actually fuming.
39:46Paige knows exactly
39:47what she's doing
39:47with that invite.
39:48She's trying to poke at people.
39:49She's trying to get under their skin
39:51and she wants a reaction
39:52but she has this air of superiority
39:55about her
39:56and it's really, really
39:58winding me up.
39:59When you talk
40:00you don't think
40:01how other people
40:01are going to feel
40:02by what you say.
40:02So do you not understand
40:03my opinion on the matter?
40:04There's no helping you.
40:05There's no helping you.
40:07Why is my side
40:07never done it?
40:07Let's get an invite out
40:08and have a dig at everybody else
40:09and hope they can support me.
40:11It's not.
40:11And surely
40:11we do support you
40:13all the time.
40:14She may think
40:14he needs to draw
40:15a lot of static.
40:16Come go.
40:16Come go.
40:17You are nitpicking.
40:20You know what you're doing.
40:21It's not nice
40:21to see Paige upset like this.
40:23She's gone through
40:23so much in our relationship
40:25and it's meant
40:26to be a nice little break
40:27for us to just enjoy the event
40:28and have a break
40:29from everything else
40:30that's happening.
40:31I'm not happy about this.
40:32You don't think
40:32I'm reacting
40:33to how you've come
40:33to this conversation
40:34because all you do
40:35is get yourself involved
40:36in a shit
40:36that does not involve you.
40:37I've apologised to her.
40:38It ends there.
40:40It ends there.
40:41With you it ends.
40:42It ends.
40:43The door is there.
40:43If you don't want to stay
40:44please go.
40:45I'm not having this fight
40:46constantly.
40:46Let's go and enjoy the event.
40:48Guys.
40:48I get I've offended
40:49a few people
40:50but it's not that deep.
40:51Like these girls
40:52have done some awful
40:53stuff in the past.
40:55Said far worse
40:56to each other
40:56but you have to come
40:57to my event
40:58and try and tear me down.
40:59Really?
41:00Are you going?
41:01Yes I am.
41:01I'm going.
41:02That's not fair.
41:03That means I can't.
41:03Fair on who?
41:04I came to support her
41:06and then she's told me
41:06I know where the door is.
41:07I do know where the door is.
41:09I don't shop here anywhere.
41:10I shop at Boodle's.
41:13I've left.
41:17I feel it hurt.
41:19You all right yeah?
41:20I'm fine.
41:21Honestly don't let them
41:22don't let them bring you down.
41:24I know you did the invite
41:24and everything.
41:25All she ever does
41:27is nitpick at everything
41:28that I do.
41:29She will always find
41:29something wrong
41:30with what I do or say.
41:32Okay that's fine.
41:32And she wants to call me out
41:33in front of everybody
41:33every single time
41:34but she has no energy
41:35in front of anybody else
41:37for any other girl
41:37in this group.
41:39She just annoys
41:40the shit out of me.
41:41To make me feel
41:42this small
41:43in front of everyone
41:43she deserved
41:44to get the fuck out
41:45of my party
41:46and I would do it again
41:47and again and again.
41:49But she got what she wanted
41:49because she's ruined
41:50the fucking night.
41:50Anyway listen.
41:57Next time
41:57on The Real Housewives
41:58of Cheshire.
42:02Oh!
42:03The bras popped.
42:05Lauren what have I agreed to do?
42:06Exactly what I did
42:08and I didn't.
42:08Oh come back.
42:11Jill one thing
42:12I am excited about tonight
42:13is to meet James.
42:15Are you okay?
42:16You alright yeah?
42:17Is this your new man?
42:18Yeah.
42:19Ten years of my girls
42:20you are the most
42:22beautiful amazing people
42:24and I'll never ever
42:25forget any of you.
42:27Rachel why won't you
42:27talk to me?
42:29I've had a lot of
42:29problem with it.
42:30Leave me alone.
42:31I think we were just
42:32talking.
42:33You're then coming
42:34and trying to start
42:34something I'm not
42:35doing this here.
42:36What a selfish
42:36you were tonight.
42:38Have you seriously
42:40just called me that?
42:43Have you seriously
43:08Valorant.
43:09Yeah.
43:09Have you.
43:09Have you.
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