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00:00Tonight I would give my left tip to go on this date
00:03Okay, David's date goes off the rails. Are we trying to figure out who's the tunnel and who's the train?
00:09No?
00:12Pk has a shocker. Have you ever kissed on the first date? I don't usually kiss on the first date
00:18shit
00:19And a massive plot twist
00:23Kerry Katona is back. I don't feel like I've had sex with Paolo. I feel like I've been made love
00:28to it
00:30Slow clap. It's got a lot quicker than that
00:34As our celebs you have to get spots. I never really get them
00:37But I've got one under the skin. Is this the flirting that they were training you to do?
00:40Go. Have I got like a skin disease? It looks nice
00:45Dating. Are you gonna find love? Well, that's the plan to find the next person really show. Are you the
00:50next person?
00:50The next person
01:00Welcome to celebs go dating today the agents are already in and prepping because boy, oh boy
01:07Have we got a humdinger for you today?
01:11What's that come on Tom? Tell them
01:13Kerry and Paolo are coming in
01:17Oh, yes
01:18Oh yes, the Kerry Katona and Paolo who met last year at the agency
01:22They fell hopelessly in love to become the biggest success story this place has ever seen
01:28Ten years took your time guys
01:30What are they selling? I mean, what do they need subscribers pull if you know what I mean?
01:35I think it's just a really lovely progress report
01:38And they moved in together since last year, so how has that been?
01:42They have a very unique lens to share of what it's actually like when a celebrity and a non-celebrity
01:48get together
01:49They're now approaching a year together, and I think we're all very curious to know how it's working
01:54And to give us the insight on any challenges they may have had and how we can possibly help
01:58And then also coming in earlier stages, but quite exciting
02:01Steven after his second date and then PK after a date, so they're going to have a lot to say
02:08I'm quite sure
02:10Yeah, they've both got very different challenges
02:13Yes
02:13And Steven has been a slow burner
02:15And PK's a Brunson burner
02:17And that's why I love him
02:19Yes
02:20He's causing mayhem
02:22Oh, is someone going to be getting a scolding from the old Brunson burner?
02:26Yes, yes
02:27P-Dog's going to be dishing out the heat today
02:32And we won't be waiting long, because here he is
02:35He was banned from Bumble
02:37It's PK Humble
02:40Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency
02:42Yes, PK
02:43Mr. Humble
02:45I take you to the candy shop
02:47I let you lick the knowledge pop
02:50Boy, girl, don't you stop
02:52Keep calling till you hit the spot
02:55Whoa
02:55How you doing, Tom?
02:56I'm swell, how are you?
02:59Good to see you
03:01Lovely to see you
03:02Good to see you
03:03Good to see you, Aspen
03:03That's a heady aroma
03:04Oh yeah, I just got a little something on
03:07Oh my...
03:07That'll be the Lynx lower body spray
03:09Coconut and sandalwood
03:11Ch-ch-ch
03:12Stings good
03:13You should be my wingman, you know
03:15I should
03:16But I'm saying, if you're my wingman and we're out
03:19I feel like I'll get even more girls
03:22I wouldn't bank on it
03:23The last time I used Tom as a wingman
03:25I ended up in the basement of a club called the Stink Bunker
03:28Sticky floors
03:29Well, I'm really excited to see PK because the last time I saw him
03:33I mean, he was a total F-boy
03:35I literally said, if I open a dictionary, your face will be next to it PK
03:41Is he whistling?
03:43Yep, he's doing his old-fashioned policeman impression again
03:46Come on in
03:48Hello, hello, hello
03:49Hello
03:50Were you whistling out there?
03:52Yeah, I was
03:52Wow, just having a fantastic day
03:55Ooh, a sarcastic Dr T, I like it
03:58Hi
03:58It's sunny outside, hello
04:00On his last date with sheep farmer Ellen
04:02Hello
04:03Hello, hello, hello
04:04Hi, yay
04:05You all right?
04:06Despite a promising start
04:07You smell nice
04:08Thank you
04:09So do you
04:10Oh, do I, yeah?
04:11Yeah
04:12It wasn't long until PK whipped out his flirt
04:15Like that?
04:15Yeah, I do like that
04:16I do like that
04:18I want to shave you
04:19And had everyone in the restaurant asking just what the flop was going on
04:23You're shaving the back part
04:24Right here?
04:25Yeah, and then you're going along the legs
04:27Okay
04:29I did try and do what you lot said
04:31I was very, very emotionally intelligent
04:35Not sure they're buying that PK
04:37But I just weren't that interested, that was the problem
04:39Were you physically attracted to her?
04:41I wasn't wild
04:42All right
04:43What do you think she thought of you?
04:45She probably thought I was attracted to her
04:48Why?
04:49Because I'm just naturally a flirt
04:50So I see, so you can't help it?
04:53Ah, flirting, no
04:54But I wouldn't say I led her on
04:56Mate, you roleplayed sheer in each other
04:58So we have feedback from Ellen
05:00Yeah
05:01Okay
05:01What did you like about PK?
05:03How confident he was?
05:05What did you not like about PK?
05:09I hope that his intentions aren't to just have a fling
05:14The biggest issue that I have with you on this date is you led her on
05:19Mm-hmm
05:20Yeah
05:20So emotionally, she's now thinking there's something else
05:24But I feel like she's to blame as well here
05:27I feel like I'm getting too much of the blaming
05:29I think it's 50-50
05:31Now, if you are not clear about your intentions with someone
05:36And they misconstrue your intentions
05:40What kind of position does that put you in?
05:42A bad one
05:43A bad one
05:44That's why I'm always clear
05:45No, no, but see, you weren't clear on this
05:47Now, let me even push further
05:49Yeah
05:49This is just us talking
05:50You think as a black man, does that put you in an even further precarious situation?
05:56A hundred percent
05:57A hundred percent
05:58It is important for you to be crystal clear with your intentions
06:03You can't have anybody misconstrue anything about you
06:06Because you have greater liability
06:10I hear you
06:11That's fair
06:12Look, flirting can be harmless and fun
06:14But for PK, as a young black man, the stakes are different
06:18And I know this personally
06:20His behavior could be quickly misread and misinterpreted
06:25This is the reason why his communication needs to be incredibly clear
06:29When it comes to love and relationships
06:33I think you're a traditional player
06:36And I think until you accept the fact that you are a player, you'll never change
06:42Brutal
06:43When I meet someone that I feel like I can give them that love
06:47Then I feel like I'll change a hundred percent
06:52I believe that when you are armed with the right information, you will make the right decisions
06:57But I think you also need to have the right motivation
07:00To your point
07:01If I have the right person, I'll change
07:03I think you have to realize that what you're learning here is
07:06You are making yourself better to attract the right person
07:10So it's not like the right person shows up and then all of a sudden, boom
07:14You know, you're Superman out here
07:16It's you become Superman
07:23It's working, Paul
07:24It's working
07:29There you go, there you go
07:31Are you ready?
07:33I'm feeling like I'm ready to be responsible
07:35It's just about finding that balance
07:37Of toning it down and not being too flirty
07:41Yeah, being mature about it
07:43This is good
07:44Thank you very much
07:45All right, we'll see you
07:52You just like can't not like him
07:54Like he's so charming
07:56He's charming
07:57But I tell you what
07:58Doesn't it feel like work?
08:01Back downstairs
08:02Oh, look at him
08:03He's been standing like that for half an hour
08:06In desperate anticipation for the happy couple
08:09Well, let's not put it off any longer people
08:11Cue the power ballad
08:14And here they are
08:16It's Kerry
08:16Ca-flipping-tona
08:18And her tiny little lover-man, Paolo
08:22Hi, Tom
08:23It's Kerry
08:24I'm Paolo
08:25Hi, Tom
08:26He's not in the box, Paolo
08:31Oh, I didn't believe it!
08:34Come on
08:36Come on
08:37Come on
08:38Come on
08:38Come on
08:38Come on
08:38Come on
08:38Come on
08:38Come on
08:40Oh, love
08:40Oh, it's so satisfying to have a couple
08:43Return to the agency arm-in-arm
08:45Shrouded in a cloak of affection
08:48It reminds one that Cupid does occasionally find his target
08:53You have never looked more beautiful
08:56I think happiness is the world's greatest beautifier
08:59I think that's what it is
09:00It is
09:00It's the greatest medication in the world being happy in it
09:02Oh my God
09:03Look at your countenances
09:06They're carved as mother of pearl
09:08I feel like we've lived a whole life since we've been here
09:12There's so much
09:12So much has happened
09:14Well, it's a whole year
09:15It's a long time
09:16I know
09:17I'm normally I'm married in a divorce by now
09:21We're taking this on a bit slower out with us
09:23Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean
09:24So I'm doing something right
09:26You're still doing all those wildly romantic things
09:29And leaving blooms and notes everywhere
09:31Yeah, I'm very romantic like that
09:33Very thoughtful gestures
09:34And like we've got like bracelets
09:35Because I go away on tour a lot
09:37Oh my God
09:38If I miss him I press it and he can feel it and vice versa
09:41What, it vibrates?
09:43Yeah, when we're far away from each other
09:45She can make you oscillate from afar now
09:47Wherever she is in the world
09:49I think he means that you can vibrate
09:49She can make you vibrate
09:50Yeah, well I can make you, yeah
09:52Oh yeah
09:52I don't stop pressing it, do I?
09:55Sarah, I love that
09:56Damn right she would
09:57She's actually on her vibrator break now
10:00Oh
10:01Cause upstairs, Anna's now joined by the brun dog
10:04In preparation of the return of Kezza
10:06You're in chill mode today
10:08Yeah
10:08I'm getting my last moments of peace
10:10Before the tornado hits the room
10:13Batten down the action pool
10:15Hurricane Katona is about to roll in
10:19Hello
10:19Hi T
10:20Terry and Paola
10:22I never thought I'd be saying that again
10:23Send them up please
10:25Oh no, I want permanent custody
10:28Tom
10:29Brilliant
10:31This is heaven
10:32It is
10:33Oh gosh, do it again
10:36Please don't
10:37Please don't, just get up those stairs
10:38Thank you
10:50Thank you
10:53Thank you
10:55Thank you
11:07I've had on the people around them
11:09We're so excited
11:11Yes
11:12Really?
11:12To see you, babe
11:13I mean, we sort of birthed you
11:16You did?
11:16That's so wrong, I'm so very old
11:19I mean, not since Pete Wicks and Sam Thompson have we birthed out of our fagine
11:24Oh
11:24Another bona fide couple
11:26I knew Pete Wicks would have got inside Anna's fagine at some point
11:30Sorry
11:32Kerry got off to a shaky start last year
11:34Looking back on when we first met
11:37Until the agents paired her with spunky, peaty, toy boy, Paolo
11:42I've got to say to you, it's my favourite date to the bar
11:44Is it?
11:45Who started off on the right foot, then moved up the body to lip lock after lip lock
11:51Finally making Keza feel
11:52Home again
11:54Thank you, kittens
11:55I'm just so grateful that I did this journey
11:58Yes
11:59And now I could not imagine life without this man
12:01It's been nice, hasn't it?
12:03Yeah
12:03I mean, there's just so much to unpack with you both
12:07But what has been the reaction that you've had from the public?
12:09Have they been rooting for you?
12:11Massively
12:12I found it really overwhelming
12:14Really?
12:14Yeah
12:15I think since joining the agency
12:16People seeing me for who I really am
12:19Yes
12:19Rather than just reading a headline
12:20And people actually watching me fall in love
12:24And the support I've had from people
12:27It's been so overwhelming for people to be so invested
12:31In somebody who I've chosen to love
12:34And it's been really overwhelming
12:36I'm not sure how to deal with it
12:39Because life is so good
12:42Because it was unexpected as well
12:43Because it was unexpected as well
13:07It was unexpected as well
13:09With the old toilet dap this morning
13:10By the looks of that top
13:11Bleachy bleachy
13:13Hello, celebrity dating agency
13:15Hello, Steven
13:16Oh, Steven
13:17You're down with OPP
13:18Yeah, you know me
13:20You're down with OPP
13:21Yeah, you know me
13:22You're down with OPP
13:23Yeah, you know me
13:25Who's up?
13:25How you doing?
13:26Oh, I'm...
13:27Well, it's really nice to see you
13:30Oh, lovely
13:31Oh, thank you
13:33I felt a little bit of a boy after your own
13:36Let's go into the park and get fit heart
13:40Because I did a first complete muscle-up
13:43Have you ever done one of these?
13:44You've done a muscle-up?
13:44I've never done a muscle-up
13:45What the hell's a muscle-up?
13:47I could only do one
13:48Fair enough
13:48But there was a Herculean trainer
13:51And he was very, um...
13:52Inspiring
13:53Yes
13:53His name's...
13:55His name's Willie
13:55And I like Willie's carrot
13:57My trainer's called Greg
13:59And I love his sausage roll
14:00And his thick dick
14:01And Willie just coaxes me with his giant carrot
14:04And he says, you can do more
14:05You can do more
14:06I know you can do more
14:07Let's leave that image there
14:09And head back upstairs
14:10To the beautiful love story
14:11That keeps on giving
14:13We do this for a living, you know
14:14In therapy, so everyone always is
14:16You know, oh, you guys must have brilliant marriages
14:18You must be perfect
14:19It's hard
14:19And then...
14:20And you'll kind of be on a date
14:21When someone will say that to you
14:22And you know we've had a bloody good argument
14:24Yeah
14:24About something
14:25And you kind of go, oh, and it's really hard
14:27But the kissing and the making up
14:29Your intimacy
14:30Is...
14:31I'll be on the intimacy
14:32I'll say a bit more PG
14:34What do you want to say
14:35Fights
14:35Keep it clean in the...
14:37Keep the fights clean
14:38Keep the sex dirty
14:39Keep the sex dirty
14:39Exactly
14:40Always
14:41The intimacy is just on another level that I've never had
14:45Oh God
14:46But the sex is good
14:47It's love
14:48It's loving sex
14:49I don't feel like I've had sex with Paolo
14:51I feel like I've been made love to every single time
14:54Oh
14:54That's good
14:54I don't feel like...
14:56Honestly
14:57Slow clap, slow clap
14:58Slow clap
14:59Slow clap
15:00It's going a lot quicker than that
15:01It's going a lot quicker than that
15:05It's going a lot quicker than that
15:05Oh my God
15:06Oh my God
15:16I can't see that
15:18I can't see that
15:19Sorry, got carried away there
15:21I mean, dare we even go there?
15:26I mean, is anything about expanding your family together?
15:29I'll marry Kerry tomorrow
15:31We've already discussed that
15:32I truly believe I'm going to marry this man
15:35100%
15:36We just have one ask on that
15:40I know that Paul in particular would love to be a page boy
15:43A page three boy more like
15:45I'm a rat girl
15:46I don't have a dad so you can have to walk me down the aisle
15:48Oh my God
15:49Oh, I would do that in my life
15:51Would you?
15:52I've run out of people to ask
15:55Oh, roasted Brunson
15:56Nice
15:57Paul, Mr Brunson
15:59Yes
15:59How do you accept?
16:00Will you walk Kerry down the aisle?
16:04Come on, Petty Dogg
16:05She was only messing
16:07I would do anything for Kerry Guttona
16:11What's my bloody role?
16:13Who said you're invited?
16:14You can be invited
16:16I'm so happy for Kerry
16:17She is proof that even when you think that the chance of true love is off the table for you
16:22When you truly work on what matters in life
16:25You can build personal strength
16:27And what that strength brings to a relationship is love, trust, honesty, friendship and most importantly safety
16:35Which is something that I believe Kerry has never had in a relationship
16:39Hi
16:41See you later, guys
16:43Take care
16:43Bye, darling
16:44See you
16:45Oh, baby, that was amazing
16:46I'm great
16:47It was...
16:48You're happy
16:49Yeah, of course
16:49That was amazing
16:51You need to get your father of the bride outfit
16:53Oh my gosh
16:54You know, what is a page boy?
16:55I might want to be a page boy
16:56At last, a proper agency success
17:00Oh, they look quite cute, actually
17:03Right, that's quite enough for that soppy shit
17:06Let's move on
17:11Over to the diva that is David Potts
17:14Who's winging his way across London for a paint your partner sexy second date with buff barber Anthony
17:20Hi, nice to meet you, I'm David
17:22Oh, good to meet you
17:22You're my first Northern date
17:24Really?
17:28That's so lovely
17:29Oh, that was easy
17:33David's now eager for a second bite of the Anthony cherry
17:36I'm actually really excited to see Anthony again
17:38We get on really well and he's sexy
17:40Like he's a bit of me, do you know what I mean?
17:42Good, because at his last agency debrief, Dr T doled out some classic advice
17:47Dr Tara has told me to ask Anthony what he's like in bed
17:52How creepy is that?
17:54I'd have a long, hard think about it if I were you
17:56Yeah, that should do it
18:00Back at the agency now, where love gurus Anna and Paul are prepping for their catch up with Stephen
18:05Who's still to reach professor level when it comes to dating
18:11Hello
18:11Stephen!
18:12Stephen!
18:12What's happening?
18:13The timing is impeccable actually
18:15How are you doing?
18:15Good to see you
18:16Good to see you
18:17Oh, it's so nice to see you babe
18:19Nice to see you
18:20We know there's been a lot going on
18:22There sure has
18:23The professor was successfully matched with radio host Clara in tennis
18:27Where they enjoyed plenty of fun in the sun at the water park
18:30But on their second date back home in London
18:33Nice to meet you
18:34As Stephen edged closer to catching some fields
18:38My head's spinning a bit
18:39He then ended their day unexpectedly
18:42Just need a bit of time to think
18:46To give us a little bit more data to work with to help you
18:50Yeah
18:51What happened on this last date?
18:52I arrived with a kind of seriousness
18:55It didn't feel as playful
18:57It didn't
18:58It was quite still where we were
18:59It felt quite intense
19:01You know
19:01We spoke about
19:02You know
19:02Is there any alignment?
19:04And
19:05Claire was like
19:05Well, yeah, I guess so
19:07And then I was like
19:07Oh God, pressure
19:10And I
19:10It didn't feel great
19:12How did the date end?
19:14I called the date early
19:15I had to eject
19:19My head was spinning
19:23And erm
19:23It's okay
19:24It's just
19:25It's hard
19:26It's so
19:27You know
19:27This could be silly
19:28And it could be fun
19:29And I feel like I've been dull as dishwater
19:31Of course you're not dull as dishwater
19:33Stephen
19:34Stop that self-punishment
19:36You're a man that's going through a hell of a lot
19:38Yeah
19:38Being neurodivergent is very complex in the dating world
19:41It makes sense why you feel like you do
19:44Well, we have got some feedback
19:45What did you think about Stephen?
19:48He is super honest
19:49Wow
19:50You are
19:51She goes on to say
19:52I really like that he's a bit awkward like me
19:55And the chemistry that that creates
19:57Right
19:58Maybe it wasn't as bad as I've been thinking
20:01I mean, that's very
20:02Very nice feedback
20:03Very positive
20:04So you can be in the exact same space as someone
20:06And have a completely different experience on it
20:08You can
20:09Completely, completely
20:10We've definitely taken on board what we can do
20:12Yes
20:13To adjust the environment for you
20:15Which is really important
20:17Environment is key when it comes to dates
20:19So
20:21He said he wanted an activity date
20:23He wanted something fun
20:24Giving you some kind of external focus
20:26Can I just say
20:28This bloody date Stephen
20:29Yeah
20:30I would give my left tit to go on this date
20:32Okay
20:33Is it a bottomless brunch down in your local spoons?
20:35You are going on a puppy play date
20:39Clara will be there as well
20:41She loves a puppy
20:42Enjoy the pups
20:43Will do
20:43As opposed to a pussy
20:45Here we go
20:45Are we absolutely sure he's a professor?
20:48Sorry man
20:49You set me off now
20:50Stop
20:51It's good to see you
20:52Oh I love you mate
20:53Lovely to see you
20:54Oh I love you Stephen
20:55Enjoy
20:56See you
20:57See you babe
20:59Thank you
21:00Bye darling
21:02Complex guy
21:04Yes
21:05Beautifully complex
21:06But brilliant
21:07Exactly
21:07And he just puts so much pressure on himself
21:10He does
21:14And the agents are all over this activity dating life today
21:18Because David's hoping for a brush of success on his painting date with Anthony
21:22Look the Kino's already sat down and ready to get this arty started
21:26Feel like I'm back at school
21:28And if you're lucky for lunch they're serving some spoid dick and custard
21:32Spotted dick
21:33David has a very very similar personality to me
21:37Very out there, very loud, says what he thinks
21:41We got him really well
21:42So I'm here for round two and let's see what happens
21:48Hello
21:49Hello
21:49Are you okay?
21:50Are you okay?
21:51Yeah, nice to see you
21:52Are you okay?
21:53Are you okay?
21:54Yeah, I'm okay
21:55Yeah, I'm okay
21:55You're okay, yeah I'm okay
21:56You look lovely
21:57So do you
21:58Oh thank you
21:59Yes, I put my best shirt on for you
22:01Oh this is the best shirt?
22:02The best one this one
22:03Well I've gone for a little bit of bondage
22:05I like it
22:06Bondage is working for you
22:07Yes
22:08Amazing
22:09So I'm going to be your teacher today
22:11I love this
22:12So in front of you you've got three brushes
22:15You've got a pencil and a rubber
22:18Not that type
22:20Are we drawing each other?
22:21Yeah, you're going to be painting each other
22:24Do you like anything to drink?
22:26Oh, thought you were never going to ask
22:29Please could I get a tequila, soda, fresh lime
22:32Okay, no problem
22:34Yep, just like school then
22:35A smoothie with like a vodka or something
22:37Right, right, right, okay
22:38Have you ever done this before?
22:39I've never done anything like this before
22:41Okay
22:41I'm actually scared right now
22:43Okay, yeah
22:44Even though I'm not really into art
22:46I am definitely into Anthony
22:49He is looking so silly
22:52Cheers anyway, second day
22:54Second day?
22:54You've got to look me in the eye
22:56Sorry
22:57Cheers
22:57Second day?
22:58Second day
22:59Okay guys, are we ready to start?
23:01Oh sorry, yeah
23:01Grab your pencils
23:02Okay
23:03Oh, she's open up
23:04I need a bit of movement, I think
23:06So we're going to add a circle
23:09Like an actual circle
23:11Yeah
23:11Not like a face shape
23:12Yeah, not like a face shape
23:13No
23:13Mine's already rubbish
23:15Oh, I'm doing it quite hard
23:17And you've got quite a light touch
23:18Does it need to be light?
23:19It doesn't, it's actually okay
23:21It doesn't matter
23:21A softer touch is needed
23:22I need a soft touch
23:23I've got such firm grip
23:26Oh, lucky me
23:27You won't be saying that
23:29When he's treating your old fella
23:30Like the end of a tube of toothpaste
23:42Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
23:44Where PK's on his way to his date
23:46If I don't flirt
23:47It's like I'm not breathing
23:48So
23:49I'm going to
23:50I'm going to be subtle with it
23:52So subtle
23:52That she's not even going to know
23:53That I'm doing it
23:54I'm leaving Mr. Wrong in this vehicle
23:57I'm bringing out Mr. Right
24:00And we're checking in on James
24:01To see what he does
24:02When he's not out dating the ladies
24:05Hang on
24:05On air signs
24:07A man twiddling knobs
24:08I'll recognise this set up
24:10He's with fellow posh boys
24:11Alex Payne
24:12And almost HRH
24:14Mike Tindall
24:15For the good, the bad
24:16And the rugby podcast
24:17Who knew rugby was worth talking about?
24:21Your life is one big game of snakes and ladders
24:24I reckon that is the greatest analogy
24:26For how my life is
24:27Yeah, you're bloody right
24:28Rugby boy bats
24:30How are we Chance?
24:31I'm alright, how are you getting on?
24:31I'm not quite in love
24:32But we're doing alright
24:34Are you finding this is taking you
24:35To some quite uncomfortable places?
24:36Yes, it is quite uncomfortable
24:37Yeah
24:37Meeting the experts
24:38And then sort of
24:40Dismantling your dating style
24:41And then obviously hearing
24:42What the datees think of you
24:44Yeah
24:44Is pretty terrifying
24:45So they are in full control
24:47Full control
24:47So where does it go from here?
24:49Where are you going to end up?
24:50Are you going to find love?
24:51Well that's the plan
24:52To find the next person really
24:53Are you?
24:53The next person?
24:54Well, the one
24:55The next person
24:57Yeah, the one
24:57And what's on the CV of the one?
25:00What are you actually looking for?
25:01Well someone with good level of intelligence
25:02Good chat
25:03Allows you to do whatever you want to do
25:05I've got to make some changes myself Michael
25:06That's what we're finding out
25:08What's on the list of your changes?
25:10Probably
25:11Well
25:14It's only an eight part show
25:15You're going to need a little bit longer
25:16To go through all of those I think
25:18We would both love you to settle down
25:20A little calmer
25:20Well we would like you to find
25:22Someone very special
25:23Thank you
25:24Cheers lads
25:25Thanks for tuning in
25:25And we'll catch up with you for the main show later on
25:27Bye
25:28Bye
25:28Bye
25:29And if you want to listen to a proper podcast
25:31Tune in to Parent in Hell
25:33Which drops twice weekly
25:34Across all good platforms
25:35Thank you
25:41Across town now
25:42To the man who puts the B in bronzer
25:44David Potts is on his arty date
25:46With potential Mr. Right
25:48Anthony
25:49Do you know about like mixing colours together
25:51Because how do I do
25:52Yes
25:53What colour are you looking for?
25:54Fifty shades of orange
25:55I'm looking for a really nice brown tan colour
25:58I think it's red green and white
26:00Yeah these are primary colours
26:02How do people even learn this thing?
26:04Because I've never learnt
26:04Skidwall
26:05Just a thing called skidwall
26:06It was a long time ago
26:07Since I went to skidwall
26:08Oh my god it was
26:09What year did you go to skidwall in?
26:11About 95
26:13I was two then
26:14I was two when you went to high skidwall
26:19I know
26:19Oh gosh
26:20I love that
26:21Yeah
26:21That looks like your skin tone
26:24What shit
26:26This is going really well
26:28And auntie's fantastic company
26:30Even though he is a little bit older than me
26:32I really enjoy the idea of being with a more mature man
26:36Do you like younger?
26:37Yeah I do
26:37I would never go out with anyone my own age or older
26:39Oh really?
26:40Like my mum said to me like
26:41Why don't you go out with someone older?
26:43And I was like what?
26:43From like the care home down the road
26:44Like
26:46Don't knock it till you tried it mate
26:47Last time I visited my nan at the care home
26:49The day room was worse than the stink bunker
26:52Jigsaws and jizz everywhere
26:53Because I've got like a younger energy about me
26:56Yeah
26:56I'd have to be with someone younger
26:58Definitely
26:59I'm done
27:00I'm done
27:01Oh shit
27:02I don't think David's going to like that
27:04I want to do mine first
27:05Because I feel like mine might not measure up
27:08Well it might have primary school
27:10Are you ready?
27:16Actually I'm starting to see the likeness
27:19Have I got like a skin disease?
27:22It looks nice
27:24I might expect it to like yours now after that
27:28All I'm seeing is axe murderer
27:30Oh my gosh
27:33Yeah
27:34It's nice
27:35Is it?
27:36I would say it probably looks like someone who's about 80
27:40Erm
27:41Not far off
27:44There you go
27:45Thank you
27:45From me to you
27:46Thank you so much
27:47Are you having yours?
27:48I would love mine
27:49Yeah
27:50Yeah that's going straight in the bin
27:55I'm just going to pop out for a second
27:57Okay
27:57I need a little tinkle
27:58I won't be long
27:59See you in a sec
28:00See you in a sec
28:01I'm not running off
28:01Don't worry
28:03Oh my god
28:04This day is so good
28:07This is absolutely fantastic
28:09Brilliant
28:10Amazing
28:10Sun in sleigh
28:11Sensational
28:12So
28:13So far
28:14So good
28:14But
28:15The experts have told me to ask him a question
28:19What he's like in bed
28:27Meanwhile on the other side of London
28:29A self-proclaimed newly responsible and toned down PK
28:32Is on his way for his date
28:34I'll give it less than five minutes
28:35So the things I'm going to find out tonight
28:38Is her interest
28:39Yes
28:39What she likes to do
28:40Great
28:41Her values
28:42Even better
28:44Probably tell her to open up her internet banking
28:46Shit
28:47I want transparency today
28:49Starting with her mum's maiden name
28:51And the first road she lived on
28:54If I like her
28:55I will definitely kiss her
28:57I'm in her mood
28:58I need to buy some mint though
29:00Well you'd better hurry up
29:02Because speaking afresh
29:03Here comes your date
29:05Hold up
29:06She looks familiar
29:07Is the agent's database running a bit low or something?
29:10It's DJ Viv
29:11Who dated Steven
29:14There was literally a dog doing a wee up a tree behind you
29:16Sorry
29:16Nice
29:18It was a lovely date
29:19I think he's a really nice guy
29:21But it was definitely more
29:22I think friendship vibes
29:24What?
29:25Chatting about pissing dogs
29:26Not your thing?
29:27Weirdo
29:28So I know I'm going on a date with PK Humble
29:31He looks like a fun guy from what I've seen
29:34So I'm hoping that this day is a little bit flirty
29:36Well maybe
29:38But you're dating PK 2.0
29:40He's matured
29:41He's responsible
29:42And he wants to know your net worth
29:44I mean values
29:48Hello
29:48How you doing?
29:50I'm good, I'm Viv
29:52Nice to meet you
29:53Nice to meet you
29:54Nice to meet you too
29:54Sorry let me push
29:56Let me help you out of your chair
29:57Oh look at this gentleman
29:58This is very unlike me by the way
30:00Is it?
30:01Oh no
30:01Are you introducing me to a vibe you can't continue?
30:04Oh damn
30:04Is that what's happening?
30:06Yeah normally you'd have got you between his legs and pretended to shear you by now
30:10You smell amazing by the way
30:12Thank you
30:12So what?
30:13What made you choose going on a date with me?
30:16Did they show you a picture of me?
30:17Yeah
30:17Oh so
30:18Look at all your smiling
30:19You're blushing
30:20Am I not supposed to smile?
30:22No I thought you were interesting
30:24And obviously like
30:26Nice to look at
30:27So I thought
30:28You think I'm nice to look at?
30:29I thought I can be free
30:30The pleasure's all mine
30:31Vivi's looking good
30:3310 out of 10
30:34This is going to be interesting
30:37Have you been on other dates then?
30:39I've been on a few dates
30:41How have they been?
30:42Move on quickly PK
30:43Erm
30:45I've been getting in trouble quite a bit
30:46Oh no
30:47What have you done?
30:48I've flirted too much
30:50I wouldn't say I'm not trying to do that today
30:52But I'm
30:53I'm trying to
30:55Get to know you before I flirt so hard
30:58Why do I get the feeling it's not flirting he's thinking of?
31:01I will say you don't make it easy for me
31:02I believe in you
31:03Don't worry
31:04You can do this
31:04So it's what serious questions today
31:06Yeah
31:07Like I'm trying to get
31:08I'm trying to find out what's going on
31:09Okay
31:10Inside
31:10Okay hit me
31:12Ask me a question
31:13What are your values?
31:14Oh
31:14Yeah you see we're getting deep
31:16This is good
31:17My values
31:19Hindness is a big one
31:20Honesty
31:21Mmm
31:22How honest are we talking though?
31:24Because honesty hurts you know
31:25Classic player line there
31:27So just white lies here and there
31:29Mmm we'll try and avoid lying if we can
31:31Okay
31:32Yes Viv
31:32Sorry
31:33Okay so what are your values?
31:35Let's bring it back
31:37Do you want me to be
31:38I was just about to lie
31:39I was going to lie
31:40No you don't have to do that over here
31:41I don't have to lie
31:41Because we said we're going to be honest
31:43I think so
31:44My values are
31:46Family
31:47Good PK
31:49Happiness
31:49Well done
31:51Also I just
31:53This is a bit off topic but
31:55I'm looking for someone that's like emotionally intelligent
31:57Is he just freestyling this shit or has he got the agent speaking to him in an earpiece?
32:03Either way it does look like PK is finally showing a different side to himself
32:06Thanks to the agent's advice
32:11But over on his arty date with Anthony
32:13Unless I've missed something
32:14David still hasn't dropped Dr T's killer question to help them connect deeper
32:19Stink bunker
32:21Right
32:22I've got a question for ya
32:24Okay
32:25Are you ready?
32:26Okay
32:26I am kind of cringey
32:28Oh
32:29One second
32:30Am I going to cringe you asking me this?
32:31Oh God
32:32No don't say you're going to cringe
32:34I know I'm going to cringe
32:36Oh I feel cringey already
32:38Oh I'm not asking
32:38No no go under please
32:40I can
32:41Right
32:42You know when I told you I went into the agency the other day
32:45Yeah
32:45Okay
32:45I was sat with Dr Tara
32:47Like Dr Tara's like a sex expert
32:50Oh okay
32:51And Dr Tara gave me a question to ask ya
32:55Come on DP spit it out
32:57I can't believe I'm going to get asked a question from a sex expert
32:59Sorry I'm cringing
33:01I actually feel sick at the thought of asking
33:03One minute I'm actually just looking over here
33:05I can actually directly look you in the eye whilst I'm saying it
33:09Because I'm cringing
33:11So no she basically told me to ask ya
33:14Yeah
33:14Hot seat you can do this
33:20Come on David spit it out
33:21What you like in a bunker?
33:23Rigid as a board or a sexy little fish?
33:32Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
33:34Where we've just left David Potts squirming like a freshly sorted slug
33:38As he's yet to ask the question on everyone's lips
33:41Well Dr T's lips at least
33:43Up a pair just to clarify not da pum pum
33:45What are you like in bed?
33:48What are you like in bed?
33:49What are you like in bed?
33:50Finally let's get comfy for this
33:57That's just such a broad question though isn't it?
34:00I think I'd go for punctual
34:02Are we trying to figure out who's a tunnel and who's a train?
34:08No
34:09No
34:10No no no no no no no
34:11No no no no no no no no no
34:12AHHHHH
34:13No no no no I'm not doing that
34:15Oh OK
34:16I thought that's what I'm doing
34:20Sorry it's just gone really warm
34:22Yeah
34:25With a, with a boyfriend and partner I'm probably quite caring and quite
34:29Caring
34:30Nice but
34:30Yeah it's a word that's stupid in my head
34:32No no no no
34:33I want to say caress
34:34but i think that's probably going a bit too far okay amazing yeah what's your favorite color
34:40i thought you're gonna say what's your favorite position no i was going to say that doggy in the
34:45mirror yes don't get that mixed up with doggy in the window my neighbor clive can't look me in the
34:50eye anymore okay um yeah thank god he wasn't put off by dr tara's question it's just a bit cringy
35:00but this is too much for a public setting i'm paying this i'll pay no no no i paid last
35:05time
35:05i should have paid okay that's amazing thank you thank you do you know we actually had aprons that
35:10we never put on well i've had a fantastic time yes this looks promising and excited for date three
35:21yes pucker up baby boy what are you waiting for oh he looks like he's enjoying that i will see
35:28you
35:28i'll see you soon get home safe i will take care bye see you later go potsy oh my god
35:35he went so
35:35amazing so my first time around at the agency i did make it to like third fourth fifth day but
35:45it was
35:45with one person this is my only worry i don't want to repeat what i did last time get too
35:52impulsive
35:53jumping too quick but then at the same time i loved seeing her again i feel like we're just going
35:58from
35:58strength to strength to strength you never know this could be the one yes david as long as your next
36:06date is better than your artwork you could be on to a winner speaking of third dates professor green has
36:16somehow bagged himself a third out in with clara despite doing a runner the last time they met
36:22and the agents have arranged a doggy cafe date because nothing says romance like a sausage dog
36:28locking eyes on you while squeezing out a little chocolate mr whippy i'm looking forward to seeing
36:34clara it ended a bit weirdly last time i was completely out of sorts that day hey go in you
36:40know
36:40i wasn't hiding from the fact that i didn't feel myself today will hopefully be a bit easier a bit
36:44more
36:44relaxed less intense famous last words in it yeah it should be fine oh my god let's hope cat lover
36:55clara feels the same way on our last day i'm not entirely sure exactly what happened i know that
37:01stephen felt quite overwhelmed and quite emotional and that he wanted to take some time to kind of
37:07think about things and process things that's as much as i kind of know going on the third date with
37:12someone i think it's obviously because you like them um and maybe there is potential for a fourth
37:17date but i think today will kind of give both of us more clarity on that and i'm hoping that
37:23by the
37:23time i leave this date that maybe i have a little bit more clarity about where he's at yeah maybe
37:28i just
37:28hope you've brought some poo bags for him not the dogs hi i would get up to say hi but
37:35you can't i've
37:36been commandeered hello how are you doing you're right you're not too sure about me yeah thank you
37:41how are you not too bad you're more of a cat person than dog yeah i am but i do
37:45like dogs yeah
37:47jump ship immediately that's it i think it might be time for me to discuss the elephant in the room
37:52given the abrupt ending the last time i saw clara and so i think it's best that i bring it
37:57up with the
37:57hope that all goes smoothly and i can keep my together how have you been i'm good yeah yeah
38:06yeah i've been all right a bit better than i was last time i saw you yeah good yeah yeah
38:10it was a
38:11it was quite intense do you think this is a bit more relaxing not for little coco there angry little
38:18shit how did you feel after we last saw each other you all right when you were like oh i
38:23just i
38:23feel like i just need a bit of time i didn't know that you meant you were leaving right then
38:26so i was like okay obviously i was worried about you and i wanted to know that you were okay
38:31but i
38:31think it's like one of those things where i've really had to i know it's not about me yeah you
38:36can see that someone's not okay you want to make sure that they are um that's kind of how i
38:40felt when
38:40i left i wanted to know that you know that you're okay um because it did feel abrupt afterwards i
38:46was
38:46just like god why did that get so intense it is quite an intense process it is intense isn't it
38:51and it was so quiet and still and it feels quiet and still again now the dogs have stopped barking
38:57oh no looks like we're losing him quick someone get a yappy little furble in there quick thank you
39:07across town the newly improved pk is all in with his date viv and seems to be winning her over
39:13i haven't asked you much about your dating now when's the last time you went on a date so the
39:18last time i went on a date was uh it was a couple of weeks ago with someone else from
39:24the agency
39:24uh you're right pk don't do that don't do that um i went on a date with stephen
39:39but it was definitely more friendship vibes and that's why i'm here today
39:45what's right me and you we done that's a wrap really why is that then that's a railer mate she
39:52went on a date and nothing happened what's the problem why because i feel like transparency she's
40:00being more transparent than a nudist in a greenhouse mate get over it you're probably aware that i know
40:06stephen no no you didn't think i'm supposed to say hi viko lovely to meet you you could have just
40:13slipped
40:13it in i don't think it matters who we've dated before i'm willing to overlook the fact that you're
40:19dating other people right now and i think you should give me a pass as well because i went on
40:24a date he doesn't go on dates didn't work out so i'm here with you oof pk humbled
40:36over at the doggy cafe professor green is blissfully unaware of the grief he's causing pk
40:41because he's finally turning on the charm for clara you ever get spots i never really get them but i've
40:47got one under the skin and it's so painful and it's making my nose itch oh prof mate this ain't
40:52good chat this is the flirting that i were training you to do did i just say that yes you
40:59did stephen
41:01i wanted to ask you or like tell you how i kind of feel about you and then see if
41:07you're kind of feeling
41:09the same um so i think for me obviously i like you i find you attractive i find you interesting
41:17even the kind of like the little roller coaster bit yeah i guess that's where i'm at yeah i like
41:25spending time with you i like you i think you're attractive come on steve oh you can do this
41:32that wasn't me pipe down fritz it's crunch time i mean if you're happy with the pace things
41:38uh i'm i'm you know i would like to see you yes well done mate i just want to do
41:45things differently
41:45the one thing that i definitely need is is is patience oh is it oh is it don't lick my
41:55mouth
41:56should we get out of dog land you to be fair you were more involved with the dogs than me
42:00you're
42:00more hands-on on our date today steven seemed really chilled really relaxed and yeah just like
42:08in a really i don't know like in a good good place and yeah it just just felt easy
42:14like yeah right if i paid five drinks please absolutely did you enjoy your session
42:18did indeed yeah lovely very cute there you go thank you very much thanks very much
42:23date was fun clara said she likes me she finds me attractive those are very nice things to hear
42:29which way are you walking i'm going okay okay it was nice being a bit more relaxed and being able
42:35to
42:35lean into the fun side dare i say the fun side of things a little bit more hard not to
42:40when you've
42:41got dogs jumping all over you trying to bite your fingers off for snacks
42:45so steven's as happy as a dog with two dicks but back with pk and viv and her previous professor
42:51date is causing a midday stumble can pk put it behind him sort of works i'll be honest with you
42:58i
42:58i do probably think i'm top five best looking in in the uk rate yourself i love that yeah gq
43:04all of
43:05that good stuff so when i come on a date it's hard for a girl not to be attracted to
43:10me i'm in great
43:11shape okay i'm in great shape but apart from my belly i'm pretty sure that's what elvis said just
43:16before he died having a shit i got a bit of a belly i got like an uncle boy not
43:21my uncle poor bastard
43:23had to be craned into the ambulance no you haven't took the wall out yeah i do but but i
43:27am smoothie
43:27i can still move and stuff okay however i'm not just like you've got stamina i've got stamina i'm
43:33talking about sport what were you talking about i didn't say anything why are you smiling at me i
43:36just smiled okay kind of smile no you can you've got a lovely smile you think so you should do
43:41it more
43:41often is it damn we should do we should do this more often yeah oh i think viv's getting the
43:47pk date
43:48train back on track okay deep deep we're going deep remember yeah we're going deep actually i
43:54had a question for you have you ever kissed on the first date you were supposed to be going deep
43:58so i don't usually kiss on the first date only because it gives you something else to look forward
44:07to so if we don't kiss tonight are you you done with me is that it
44:15it's very high pitched it's so under spicy mug got me okay um you should try you should buy it
44:23i do
44:23like a spicy margarita it's my favorite cocktail so you want to try mine go on then go on and
44:30try mine
44:34so i've kind of kissed you yeah you've kind of kissed me yeah you've used my straw i have you
44:41sucked on my straw easy mate you were doing so well i had to make it with you so oh
44:46shit yeah sorry it's fine so we basically kissed we have damn on the first day on the first date
44:54it happened it happened it happened ask and you shall receive you might not want to say
44:58like that around pk i can't wait to kiss him for real
45:07should i get the building let's do it let me do that do you want a split seat
45:15look at that face you guys all right you're a nigerian girl you've never split i think the date
45:21today went really really well i feel like i got his banter and when it went a little bit too
45:26far
45:26to the left i was just kind of like yeah let's just bring it back let me get the door
45:30thank you
45:34well it's been a pleasure i had a really good time second day i get my kiss we'll see all
45:39right then
45:40goodbye take care at the start of the date i made it clear that i'm not going to flirt with
45:46her unless
45:47i'm actually interested with her so as the date went along and i started flirting she knew what
45:52time it was see you soon he kind of got a kiss because we swapped drinks so you know he
45:59should
45:59be happy with that because i don't swap drinks willy-nilly see you later tomorrow night oh there you
46:10are there's axe wounds yes big balls oh it's big and it's smooth and it's all yours
46:20got a bit of a salty rim and plenty of tongues as our celebs would you see me again go
46:29dating
46:31oh spicy
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