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New Head Witch in Charge
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00:00:03Leona Sherwood, come home with a husband next week, or I will pick one for you.
00:00:07Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:00:10Bring the girl and the wand to me, or I am going to sell your little sister off.
00:00:15This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:00:17I'm going to have some fun.
00:00:19You sure about this marriage thing?
00:00:21Now, where is my wand?
00:00:23It's complicated.
00:00:25He's been lying this whole time.
00:00:27I need to tell her the truth.
00:00:29You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:00:32I can get it back.
00:00:34No, we're both going to go get it.
00:00:37I can't trust him, but my gut tells me this time it might be different.
00:00:43End of the line, witches.
00:00:44You would rather die than let you take the whole...
00:00:47Get away from her!
00:00:51Eric!
00:00:53Now you're free.
00:00:54I don't want to be free.
00:00:57I want to be with you.
00:00:59I don't...
00:01:26Jesus!
00:01:28Mom?
00:01:29Can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:01:31Please?
00:01:32Oh, please.
00:01:33Don't be such a child.
00:01:35Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:01:46See?
00:01:47The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:01:49Still safe and sound.
00:01:51No, you should be more careful.
00:01:53The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:01:57Yeah.
00:01:58And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:02:04But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:10Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:02:13The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:02:17Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:02:21I know.
00:02:23Sorry.
00:02:24You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:02:28And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:02:35Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:02:38What?
00:02:39Mom, no.
00:02:40Please don't.
00:02:41Leona Sherwood?
00:02:42You are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:02:46Mom, please.
00:02:47Understand?
00:02:50Don't worry, Mom.
00:02:52I'm the responsible daughter.
00:02:54Remember.
00:03:02Okay, Leona Sherwood, this is your last weekend of freedom.
00:03:10For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:03:15I'm gonna have some fun.
00:03:30That would be $25.
00:03:33I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:03:37Right.
00:03:39It's on the house.
00:03:58There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:04:06Where the hell are you?
00:04:08I'm in Vegas like I said it would be old man.
00:04:10Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:04:13Remember your mission.
00:04:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:04:20debts.
00:04:21You mean your debts?
00:04:22Quiet!
00:04:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:04:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:04:30Now if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:04:33I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:04:40Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:04:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it until then you shut up and do as I say.
00:04:48Do you understand?
00:04:49Yeah.
00:04:51I understand.
00:04:52Good!
00:04:53And you!
00:04:54Keep practicing!
00:04:55You sound god-awful!
00:04:58The heartless fucking bastard.
00:05:14It's two of us.
00:05:16You're saying you don't remember me?
00:05:18Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:05:21No way.
00:05:22Totally.
00:05:22I love that show.
00:05:24I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:05:26This is one of my favorites.
00:05:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:05:30But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:05:32Really?
00:05:34I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:05:38Looks can be deceived.
00:05:44The wand of light.
00:05:47So it does exist.
00:05:49Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:05:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:05:53Why not?
00:05:55We're witches.
00:05:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:05:59Why can't true love?
00:06:01I'm Lili, by the way.
00:06:04Lili Collins.
00:06:08Eric Phillips.
00:06:10Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:06:13Damn.
00:06:13He's hot.
00:06:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:06:15I deserve a little fun.
00:06:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:06:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:06:22Maybe I'll see you there.
00:06:23Maybe.
00:06:42Okay, Svenson.
00:06:43Don't fuck this up.
00:06:59Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:07:01Excuse me?
00:07:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:07:04And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:07:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:07:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:07:11I know exactly who you are.
00:07:27You know who she is?
00:07:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:07:43You nervous?
00:07:45Not at all.
00:07:47You can always fold, you know.
00:07:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:07:53Not a chance.
00:07:55I'm here to win.
00:07:57You sure?
00:07:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:02I am very focused.
00:08:06Hmm.
00:08:07Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:08:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:08:13I call.
00:08:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:08:18But don't worry.
00:08:20I'll let you go another round.
00:08:22Once I beat you.
00:08:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:08:29Eric?
00:08:32Eric?
00:08:49I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:08:53Eric.
00:08:54Everyone can see.
00:08:56Do you want me to stop?
00:09:12Let's see.
00:09:13Let him watch.
00:09:15Give him a shout.
00:09:27Wait.
00:09:29Please don't stop.
00:09:31Use your words.
00:09:33Tell me what you want.
00:09:34I want your tongue inside me.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:38That's a good girl.
00:09:41Oh.
00:09:42Oh.
00:09:45Eric.
00:09:48Wait.
00:09:49Wait.
00:09:50I think I'm gonna...
00:09:52Was that some kind of vision?
00:09:57No.
00:09:58That was from him.
00:10:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:10:10Beginner Lux.
00:10:11Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:10:14No can do.
00:10:15I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:10:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:10:30It is Vegas.
00:10:32Isn't that part of the fun?
00:10:45No.
00:10:46It wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:10:52Hmm.
00:10:53It's very distracting.
00:10:56Well, you know it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:11:01I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:11:13Eric, there are people.
00:11:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:11:20I should stop.
00:11:21This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:11:24You know, you were right before.
00:11:25I'm not who I say I am.
00:11:28And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:11:31But I am...
00:11:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:11:36For once in my life, I...
00:11:38I just want to forget about everything.
00:11:41Just live in the moment.
00:11:43And I think you...
00:11:46Can help me do that.
00:11:54Remove the camouflage.
00:11:56I want you to see you.
00:11:59The real you.
00:12:01But then you'll know who I am.
00:12:03I already know who you are.
00:12:06The real you.
00:12:08Wants to let go.
00:12:14No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:12:17He really wants me.
00:12:19The real me.
00:12:20Fuck.
00:12:22You are gorgeous.
00:12:26I want you, Eric.
00:12:30I need you.
00:12:34Spread your legs for me.
00:12:39Keep your eyes open.
00:12:43I want you to watch yourself come.
00:12:46All over my fingers.
00:12:52Keep your eyes open.
00:12:58I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:13:00They can't if you stay quiet.
00:13:03Keep your eyes open or I'll stop.
00:13:09That's a good girl.
00:13:11Look down at my head.
00:13:17Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:13:20I can't.
00:13:21Just relax.
00:13:23I can't, Eric.
00:13:26It's okay.
00:13:28Don't think.
00:13:30Just kill.
00:13:31Tell me anything.
00:13:33It's so good.
00:13:35It's so good.
00:13:35But I need more, Eric.
00:13:40You feel so good.
00:13:42I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:13:47It's like we're going to make you come.
00:13:49I'll beat you there.
00:13:51I'm going to go down.
00:13:53I want you to scream my name when I come.
00:13:56Five.
00:13:58Four.
00:14:00Three.
00:14:02Two.
00:14:05Three.
00:14:22Four.
00:14:26I can't believe I just came on his hand, in front of other people.
00:14:31I think this is your floor.
00:14:39I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock.
00:14:43If you decide that you want one.
00:14:46See you there.
00:14:56How does he know what floor I was on?
00:15:03So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:15:08What about you?
00:15:12I'm the responsible sister.
00:15:15The boring one, if you will.
00:15:18And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:15:20All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:15:23I don't believe you.
00:15:24I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:15:27Oh, come on.
00:15:30Come on.
00:15:31It's Vegas.
00:15:33Let me be your bad influence.
00:15:35Just for tonight.
00:15:38So, any bad ideas?
00:15:44Just one.
00:15:52What are you doing?
00:15:53No.
00:16:09No games.
00:16:11Just fuck me already.
00:16:12I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:16:14Consider me wooed.
00:16:16Then we could take it slow?
00:16:17Well, your lips say one thing.
00:16:18But your body says something else.
00:16:32Wait.
00:16:34Shit.
00:16:36I almost lost my cool.
00:16:38I gotta remember the plan.
00:16:41Oh, my God.
00:16:43I can't believe I just did that.
00:16:44That was so embarrassing.
00:16:46This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:16:47That was way too much.
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50You're never too much.
00:16:51You don't understand, Eric.
00:16:53Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:16:57Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:58Tonight's about you.
00:17:00Remember?
00:17:00Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:17:03Do something that you want to do.
00:17:05Something no one would expect.
00:17:07Maybe he's right.
00:17:09I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:17:15For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:17:20She spotted the chapel.
00:17:22Just like I planned.
00:17:26So, are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:17:29It's only temporary.
00:17:31Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:17:33The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:17:37So, are you ready for a homie matrimony?
00:17:40I'm ready if you're ready.
00:17:43Come on!
00:17:46Let's go.
00:17:52You nervous?
00:17:55Just never been married before.
00:18:04Uh, it's my sister.
00:18:05I need to take this.
00:18:06Oh, yeah.
00:18:07Take your time.
00:18:08Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:18:10Hey, mama.
00:18:11Let's get some flowers for you.
00:18:12Come on.
00:18:12Let's do it.
00:18:14You need to come home.
00:18:15Now.
00:18:16I can't.
00:18:17Secret.
00:18:18Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:18:19He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:18:23He looks at me weird.
00:18:24It really freaks me out.
00:18:25You were my big brother, E.
00:18:27I need you.
00:18:28Here.
00:18:29Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:18:30But I promise when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:18:34Okay?
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:40Is everything okay?
00:18:42Yeah.
00:18:45Yeah, it's fine.
00:18:48You, uh, you sure about this?
00:18:51It's only temporary.
00:18:53Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:59Let's go.
00:19:14Right, only temporary.
00:19:17Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:19:23But she doesn't know that.
00:19:24And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:19:28Is your sister okay?
00:19:30Is something wrong?
00:19:33Nothing's wrong.
00:19:34We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:19:37What could possibly be wrong?
00:19:40All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:19:44Let's get this show started.
00:19:46Woo!
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:48Woo!
00:19:49Woo!
00:19:49Woo!
00:19:50Woo!
00:19:50Woo!
00:19:51Woo!
00:19:52Woo!
00:19:58Woo!
00:20:00Woo!
00:20:06Woo!
00:20:07Woo!
00:20:11Woo!
00:20:12Woo!
00:20:13Woo!
00:20:13Woo!
00:20:13Woo!
00:20:13Woo!
00:20:13This is it.
00:20:15I have the Wand of Light, the most powerful object in the world.
00:20:19If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set secret and eye free.
00:20:32But I already betrayed her once
00:21:16Off to get more chocolate strawberries be back soon
00:21:28It's only temporary okay and old magic is weak the the hand fast bond will probably only last till the
00:21:34morning
00:21:35Hmm that's weird the mark should have worn off by now
00:21:48So did you marry the girl yet?
00:21:53No it's
00:21:56Complicated
00:21:56Complicated or distracted you were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family
00:22:05Not to play house you're a Svensson act like one
00:22:09Eric is a Svensson I married my family's worst enemy
00:22:14I don't need you to tell me what I am then stop hesitating
00:22:19If the rumors about the wand of light are true
00:22:21We might catch an even bigger prize so hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to
00:22:28me
00:22:29Idiot
00:22:38He's been lying this whole time
00:22:45I need to tell her the truth
00:22:49You lying piece of bullshit you didn't want me you just wanted the fucking wand didn't you
00:22:57I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you
00:22:59You still lied to me Eric you knew I was a Sherwood from the start that's why you gave me
00:23:03a fake fucking name right
00:23:05Okay I did but that was before we decided to mess with me
00:23:09Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever
00:23:12I'm not trying to ruin your family I'm trying to save mine
00:23:15I know all about you Svensson's all you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking
00:23:23want
00:23:23I should have caught it at the poker table but your little tricks won't work on me this time
00:23:28The hand fast mark it'll fade just like you just like whatever this was
00:23:34The hand fast wasn't a trick not that part
00:23:36Not with you
00:23:38It doesn't matter Eric
00:23:41You will never ever get the wand
00:23:45Lily what
00:23:47When this fades Eric I will never have to see you again
00:24:05So that didn't happen
00:24:08My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later
00:24:12Then a month went by
00:24:15Then well
00:24:20See this is where you don't fuck with old magic
00:24:23It's all fun and games so there's a full moon
00:24:26Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe
00:24:33Apparently getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable
00:24:39Also apparently the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell
00:24:47I tried calling
00:24:49Texting
00:24:50Sending flying monkeys
00:24:52Nothing
00:24:53Not a single word
00:24:55From my beloved husband
00:24:57For half a year
00:25:08Yes
00:25:08I still sleep with a wand under my pillow
00:25:11The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger
00:25:15Was bad enough
00:25:17No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too
00:25:21I just need one night
00:25:23To sleep without
00:25:25Thinking about him
00:25:48Who are you?
00:25:51What do you want with the wand of light?
00:25:54Nothing
00:25:55I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand
00:26:00Payday
00:26:01Someone sent you
00:26:02Who?
00:26:03I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality
00:26:05Sorry sweetie
00:26:08Well I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight
00:26:24Be wise not to fight back witch
00:26:26You're in over your head
00:26:30I'd rather die than let you take the wand
00:26:34Suit yourself
00:26:39Suit yourself
00:26:48What the fuck?
00:27:03Get off me
00:27:04She has the wand
00:27:06I got the wand
00:27:07I'll get the rest later
00:27:11No
00:27:15You are the reason I lost the wand
00:27:17Who are you?
00:27:24The hand fast mark
00:27:29Hello wife
00:27:30Miss me?
00:27:34What are you doing here?
00:27:36Well you know I thought I'd spice up our marriage
00:27:38Do a little role playing
00:27:39But it looks like you're more into bondage
00:27:41I didn't know you were so kinky
00:27:43Shut up
00:27:47You should be thanking me
00:27:49I did just save your life
00:27:50Thanking you?
00:27:51You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone
00:27:54How did you even find me?
00:27:57Wait a minute
00:27:59You were trying to steal the wand too
00:28:01Weren't you?
00:28:02Maybe
00:28:04Oh you slimy tote face motherfucker
00:28:08Okay first you tricked me into marrying you
00:28:10Then you ghost me for six months
00:28:12And now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar
00:28:17And try to take my wand
00:28:18Look I was just gonna borrow it
00:28:20Yeah for one of your dirty no good spins and schemes
00:28:23I just
00:28:25I need it
00:28:26Okay it's
00:28:27It's the only way that we can be free
00:28:29No
00:28:30Look
00:28:31My dad doesn't know about our marriage
00:28:33Not yet
00:28:34But he knows about the wand
00:28:35If he gets a hold of it
00:28:36He's gonna sell it to the highest bidder
00:28:38Whoever controls the wand
00:28:39Has the power to take over the world
00:28:41Or worse
00:28:42No
00:28:42Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:28:45I told you that that wasn't a trick
00:28:47It doesn't matter Eric
00:28:49She has the wand
00:28:50That shadow thief or whatever
00:28:52And that's your fault
00:28:54I can get it back
00:28:57Look I know I don't deserve it
00:28:58But just give me one more chance
00:29:01I can get the wand back
00:29:03Take care of what I need to take care of
00:29:04And then I'll do the divorce spell
00:29:06Please
00:29:07Lily just
00:29:07Give me one more chance
00:29:09Please
00:29:10I can't trust him
00:29:12I shouldn't
00:29:14But my gut tells me
00:29:16This time
00:29:17It might be different
00:29:23No
00:29:25No we're both gonna go get it
00:29:28It is my job as a Sherwood heir
00:29:30To set things right
00:29:31So I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands
00:29:34And you really think after Vegas
00:29:36I would let you go alone
00:29:37To find the most powerful magical object
00:29:40In the entire world
00:29:42Fair
00:29:43Whatever you want
00:29:44Lily
00:29:46God I hate when you call me that
00:29:48Alright
00:29:49I'll call you wife
00:29:51And you can call me whatever you want
00:29:53Eric
00:29:54Husband
00:29:55Daddy
00:29:56Shut up
00:29:57Don't call me wife either
00:29:58After we get this wand
00:29:59We will do the divorce spell
00:30:01Got it?
00:30:02You're breaking my heart
00:30:03I mean
00:30:04You're the better half of my soul
00:30:06Yeah
00:30:07You're not gonna sweet talk your way into my pants again
00:30:09Eric
00:30:10We'll see
00:30:15Now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell
00:30:18So we have to track its trail
00:30:21That's a ten mile radius
00:30:22We'll never find the wand inside that circle
00:30:24Well with the tracking spell
00:30:26I get a location okay
00:30:27It doesn't last long though
00:30:29We'll have like three or four days
00:30:32Well lucky for you
00:30:33I already packed your bags
00:30:36Consider it our official honeymoon
00:30:42After this we're done
00:30:43You got it?
00:30:44Don't go back on your words Benson
00:30:46We will do the divorce spell
00:30:48Cross my heart
00:30:50Hope to die
00:31:08You imagicked a car here?
00:31:10This isn't just any car
00:31:18This is Bessie
00:31:19You really expect us to track down
00:31:22The most powerful magical object in the world
00:31:25In a car without a roof?
00:31:27I mean
00:31:28If you're not comfortable
00:31:33I could go by myself
00:31:35If you trust me not to run away
00:31:39I wouldn't trust you
00:31:40I wouldn't trust you
00:31:40With a half-eaten newt muffin
00:31:42I was gonna throw in the trash
00:31:46Then your chariot awaits
00:31:48Wife
00:32:07We've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word
00:32:22You're Svensson
00:32:23You don't play house with sheriffs
00:32:26Require returning
00:32:27We don't have any time
00:32:28We have to find the wand, Eric
00:32:31That circle is getting further and further away
00:32:34Plus it's getting dark
00:32:35We need to stay somewhere for the night
00:32:36Why don't you just let me drive?
00:32:38Because you haven't slept either
00:32:40Plus
00:32:40No one can drive Bessie
00:32:41No one can drive Bessie but me
00:32:43What is with guys and cars?
00:32:45Jesus
00:32:45No
00:32:46I mean literally
00:32:47No one else can drive Bessie
00:32:49My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions
00:32:52Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it
00:32:55The Svensons like to hoard their treasures
00:32:58Your family has issues
00:33:00Finally
00:33:00Something we can agree on
00:33:03Was this your plan all along?
00:33:05To make me feel bad for you because your family's evil
00:33:07So I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:33:11Not everyone in my family is evil
00:33:13Yeah
00:33:14Okay
00:33:27You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off
00:33:30More than you already have
00:33:32Then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you
00:33:40I promise
00:33:41No funny business
00:33:44Pinky promise
00:34:04Good night to you two
00:34:20In Vegas
00:34:22You said you had a sister, right?
00:34:26Yeah
00:34:28Sigrid
00:34:30She didn't ask to be a Svensson
00:34:33She's different than us
00:34:35Better
00:34:36Not like you?
00:34:38No
00:34:40Not like me
00:34:42But you already know that
00:34:43Charlie
00:34:46So if you are not
00:34:51I just want to drink
00:34:55That usually
00:34:56But again
00:34:56It was saiyOOOOOOOOON
00:35:11That sometimes
00:35:13get around
00:35:13Coming up
00:35:13Chickama
00:35:34Good morning, wife.
00:35:37I told you not to call me.
00:35:55You were saying something?
00:35:58What?
00:36:01How did you know I was awake?
00:36:04The husband always knows.
00:36:12Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:36:18No peeking.
00:36:23Cross my heart.
00:36:25Hope to die.
00:36:33I need to get a grip.
00:36:35Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:36:40I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:53I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:37:09Look.
00:37:10I'm so close.
00:37:15Okay.
00:37:16That's it, Lily.
00:37:18Be a good girl and come for me.
00:37:48You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:52I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:55Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:57God, you are so full of yourself.
00:38:00Do I know what I heard?
00:38:01Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:38:07Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:38:14You came so hard, you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:38:19I think about those times a lot.
00:38:22Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:38:49You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:52It's on a need to know basis.
00:38:54Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:58I am your wife after all.
00:39:00Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:39:03Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:39:05I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:39:08So all I am is a mistake.
00:39:10If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand fast married.
00:39:14Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:39:19Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:39:24See?
00:39:25There you go again.
00:39:26Always worried about what your family wants.
00:39:28It's never about what you want.
00:39:29I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:39:32If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:39:35Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:39:38That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:39:42You ever think of that?
00:39:44Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:39:46Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:39:48Not much longer.
00:39:49I can tell you that.
00:40:09I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:40:10It's being dark.
00:40:11You really think you should be alone?
00:40:13So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:40:20Fine.
00:40:20Just don't take too long.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:25You got her in the car or what?
00:40:27Who?
00:40:28Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:40:30The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:40:35You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:40:37You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:40:40Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:40:43What's the end game here?
00:40:45You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:40:48What does she have to do with it?
00:40:49Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:52I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:56When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:41:01And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:41:05So you just want to use her?
00:41:07Like you use mom?
00:41:08Like you're using your own daughter.
00:41:10This is not a request, boy.
00:41:13Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:41:17Your magic, everything.
00:41:18And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes!
00:41:33This isn't right, the trail should still be here.
00:41:37Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:41:39Yeah, thank you.
00:41:41Wait, how did you know my...
00:41:44You...
00:41:47But the map said that...
00:41:49That's cute.
00:41:51You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:58That wand is mine.
00:42:03Not anymore, it's not.
00:42:04And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:42:08Employer?
00:42:11Hold still.
00:42:12This will only hurt a bit.
00:42:14No, stop!
00:42:15Stop!
00:42:23Get away from her!
00:42:28Eric, the wand!
00:42:42My magic!
00:42:43She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:42:46You're okay.
00:42:46I got you.
00:42:47You're okay.
00:42:48You're okay.
00:42:51I don't understand.
00:42:53The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:56What did she want with my powers?
00:42:58The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:43:01She can't have gone far, we'll find her.
00:43:03Lay load for now.
00:43:04Eric, stop the car, I can't breathe!
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:17Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:19Look at me, look at me.
00:43:20You're okay.
00:43:20You're okay.
00:43:21Just breathe.
00:43:22I got you.
00:43:23You're safe.
00:43:25I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:43:29I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:43:31Not while I'm breathing.
00:43:45I still hate you.
00:43:48If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:53This doesn't change anything.
00:43:55It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:58Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell,
00:44:02and we forget each other existed.
00:44:08Is that what you want, Lily?
00:44:11You wanna forget how good I make you feel?
00:44:14You wanna forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:44:18who can make you feel this way?
00:44:23Eric.
00:44:26Wait, wait, wait.
00:44:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:44:34We can't do this.
00:44:38This is what goes wrong between us.
00:44:39We can't make that mistake again.
00:44:41We have a job to do, Eric.
00:44:43Let's get the wand, that's it.
00:44:46And then what?
00:44:48You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:51We do the divorce spell.
00:44:52And we never see each other again.
00:45:25It smells like fresh baked pastries.
00:45:28Cinnamon.
00:45:31Old magic.
00:45:35I should have known.
00:45:37It's a Seder's Inn.
00:45:39That spell.
00:45:41A nomenin habitus smell.
00:45:43It's woven into places like this for...
00:45:47couples.
00:45:49You mean orgies?
00:45:52Seder's are the horniest bastards in the lone world?
00:45:55It lowers any fear.
00:45:57Doubt.
00:45:58Shame.
00:46:00Grants of your deepest desires.
00:46:02Without any fear of...
00:46:05judgment or...
00:46:07consequences.
00:46:14You don't.
00:46:17I'm trying not to.
00:46:26You don't.
00:46:30I'm trying not to.
00:46:36The spell.
00:46:37It doesn't create desire.
00:46:40It lets go of the lies.
00:46:43It tells us what we really want.
00:46:45What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:48It matters in here.
00:46:51Tell me what you really want.
00:46:53You can say goodbye.
00:46:55And go our separate ways.
00:46:57Or you can tell me you want this.
00:47:00You want me.
00:47:03Tell me to stay.
00:47:07Stay here.
00:47:09Please.
00:47:10God, what is this?
00:47:12Is this just the magic?
00:47:14No.
00:47:17It's not the spell.
00:47:19It's freedom.
00:47:22Even here in the outside world doesn't matter.
00:47:25Just you.
00:47:26And me.
00:47:28I shouldn't want this.
00:47:31I know.
00:47:34I shouldn't be doing this.
00:47:38Or this.
00:47:40Be able to share with.
00:47:42To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:47You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:50To mind.
00:47:52You know the ear.
00:47:54To the Sherwood family.
00:47:56Lily.
00:47:57Who are you?
00:47:59I want you, Eric.
00:48:01I need you.
00:48:05Tell me who you are.
00:48:08Lily.
00:48:10Close.
00:48:14But not quite.
00:48:17Tonight.
00:48:18Tell me who you are.
00:48:21Your wife.
00:48:22Your wife.
00:48:45This doesn't change anything.
00:48:47I know.
00:48:49We can have tonight.
00:48:50And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:54Sure.
00:48:55I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:48:57And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:49:01Excuse me.
00:49:02Don't deny.
00:49:03Lily.
00:49:04Share what's been said.
00:49:05I know I'm kind of dork.
00:49:07Naughty thoughts you have.
00:49:10I don't.
00:49:12It's okay to be bad.
00:49:15You don't have to pretend.
00:49:18I don't, huh?
00:49:23You know.
00:49:24You know just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:49:28Right.
00:49:28Where is the wrong?
00:49:31Huh.
00:49:32We'll go back to theies.
00:49:36Come on.
00:49:36In my liveres moment...
00:49:40Now you're gonna sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:46...which...
00:49:51...and I'm gonna do whatever I want...
00:49:59...to you.
00:50:03I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:50:05Close your eyes.
00:50:08Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:50:15I'm...
00:50:15...being properly motivated...
00:50:19...not to move.
00:50:22See how long it takes you to break.
00:50:25For you, I could stay here forever.
00:50:27Pretty to think so.
00:50:29Why don't we test that little theory?
00:50:32By playing a dangerous game.
00:50:35All you have to do...
00:50:38...is admit that I win.
00:50:41I'll let you fuck me.
00:50:42I'll even...
00:50:45...let you come wherever you want.
00:50:50You can come here...
00:50:53...or here.
00:50:56I'll even...
00:50:58...let you come in here.
00:51:01God.
00:51:02Come on.
00:51:04I know you wanna.
00:51:06Just admit...
00:51:08...I'm right.
00:51:10Fine.
00:51:12You win.
00:51:13What was that?
00:51:15You hurt me.
00:51:17I don't know.
00:51:20You win.
00:51:25So...
00:51:26So what's my prize?
00:51:30I could...
00:51:32...torture you...
00:51:33...like you did me.
00:51:35But I want to be inside you.
00:51:38I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:51:42Then take me to bed, husband.
00:51:47Call me that again.
00:51:50You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:53Yeah. Fuck me.
00:52:03Tell me a story.
00:52:06Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:52:09I've got a story about my pet goat Gilmore
00:52:13and how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:52:17Or this story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:52:21using only red images.
00:52:23I know.
00:52:25I already know about your family.
00:52:29I want to know about you.
00:52:32What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:52:35You want the insider info.
00:52:38You can tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:52:40You're gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:52:43growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:50Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:55All fun and rainbows?
00:52:58Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:53:00That's not true, Eric.
00:53:02There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:53:05My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:53:10And next year I will be the head witch in charge.
00:53:13Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:53:15Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:53:17Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:53:23Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:53:30start before I was even born.
00:53:32I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:53:34I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:53:38I couldn't be tired.
00:53:40I couldn't be scared.
00:53:41I couldn't be angry.
00:53:42One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:46If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:53:50It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:55I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:58I'm glad you did.
00:54:01Your turn.
00:54:03Growing up with Svinson was a little different.
00:54:08The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:54:13I guess it's good.
00:54:15At least I was first in something.
00:54:18I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:54:20I just wanted to get away from him.
00:54:23I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:54:26I'd leave, change my name, and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:54:29My mom died when Secret was born.
00:54:35My dad used her against me every day since.
00:54:45I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:47I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:51It's okay.
00:54:52The Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:56We are the shadows.
00:55:00All you do is shine.
00:55:11You always ask me what I want.
00:55:15What do you want, Eric?
00:55:20You'd hate me if I told you.
00:55:23I mean, more than you already do.
00:55:27I don't hate you.
00:55:30I never did.
00:56:00I'm so sorry.
00:56:01I'm so sorry.
00:56:01I'm so sorry.
00:56:06Eric. Something's wrong. Dad's got visitors. A bunch of old guys. I don't know who they
00:56:12are. He made me play piano for them like some kind of dress up doll. It's like freaking
00:56:17me out. Eric. Are you safe? Eric. Are you safe?
00:56:31For now. All those weird old men left last night. And I hexed my door so no one could
00:56:38get in. Don't let anyone in. If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old
00:56:42men just... I know. I'll just do what he says. I always do. I'm so sick of this E. What
00:56:51if
00:56:51he actually does make me marry one of those guys? I'm never gonna let that happen. All
00:56:58close to getting the wand of light. The wand of light? Like the one from the fairy tales?
00:57:05You can't tell that secret. When I get the wand, be ready for my call. I have a plan. I
00:57:13barely
00:57:13know basic spells. I don't know if... You can. I know you can. When the time is right, you'll
00:57:21be ready.
00:57:48Filling up Bessie. Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:58:00Oh my god! Why do you and mom always do that? A bit high strung, aren't you, sis? I was
00:58:09just in the middle of thinking. Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who. Very
00:58:14much giving post-orgasmic afterglow. Aww, yeah. Well, you and your little aura reading
00:58:19can go jump in a lake. Oh, aren't we feisty this morning. Your super hot hubby isn't around,
00:58:25I'm guessing? Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick? I know all the best
00:58:29places to hide a body, by the way. I'm Pauline Effie. I know all about Eric
00:58:36Spenson. I'm not stupid. And when we get the wand back... You mean if you get the wand
00:58:40back? We will. And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell. This mark will be gone. I'll
00:58:49go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance. It's not fair, you know.
00:58:58I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like I can change it. But
00:59:03it's not. It's just the way it goes, right? There has to be a way for you to be with
00:59:10who
00:59:10you actually want and be a good heir. Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in
00:59:17my life. That's fine. It's what it means to be a Sherwood. Just remember, repeating it
00:59:25doesn't make it true. All right. Whatever you say, sis, you know best. I know. Give everyone
00:59:36a hug from me. Tell them I'll be back home soon. Last night was the last time. After today,
00:59:51we're done. If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
01:00:05I'll tell you about my plan with the wand. My family's magic is dying. My father's been
01:00:13cashing in on broken promises for years. But he holds most of the power, and me and Sieg
01:00:17were just getting a scratch. That's how he controls us. If I could use the wand just
01:00:23once, I could take his power away from the brain. I'm not trying to ruin your family.
01:00:28I'm trying to save mine. It's the only way that we can be free.
01:00:34That's what you meant by trying to save your family. I was going to tell you the night before.
01:00:39I was going to tell you the truth. And then I was just going to ask if I could use
01:00:43the wand just once.
01:00:45And then I would do whatever you wanted. Get a divorce, leave you alone forever.
01:00:52Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me that morning? Maybe things could have been different.
01:01:00I would have asked you to stay. It's a nice idea, but our families have been at war since the
01:01:07beginning of time.
01:01:09Maybe if we were different. Maybe if we were different people, we have different lives, this would have worked.
01:01:17Maybe we can work. Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric. A witch can hope.
01:01:32What? Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head? Why are you looking at me like
01:01:36that?
01:01:48Why are you looking at me? Why are you looking at me? Why are you looking at me?
01:01:49Wait. I'm driving.
01:01:50Hole over.
01:02:03Oh, damn, damn, damn!
01:02:10You have got to be kidding me.
01:02:18End of the line, witches!
01:02:42Eric!
01:02:48No!
01:02:50I cannot do it!
01:03:06Now's not a good time, old man.
01:03:08Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:03:12You... you sent the shadow thief?
01:03:16Of course I sent her.
01:03:18Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:03:30Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:03:34But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:42Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:57You said you needed her alive.
01:03:59The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:04:01I'm reconsidered.
01:04:02Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:04:08Debts won't matter.
01:04:09The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:04:12And as for the girl, well...
01:04:13I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:04:16I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:04:21Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:04:25You're welcome.
01:04:28Go to hell, old man.
01:04:40Take it!
01:04:43No!
01:04:45No!
01:04:46Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:48No!
01:04:49No!
01:04:50No!
01:04:52No!
01:04:54I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:56End him.
01:04:58Finally be free.
01:05:00No!
01:05:01No!
01:05:03No!
01:05:04No!
01:05:06No!
01:05:08No!
01:05:10No!
01:05:11No!
01:05:11No!
01:05:12You'll pay for that, witch!
01:05:14Ah!
01:05:25This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:05:32Hey, I got you.
01:05:34You didn't run.
01:05:36You're kidding?
01:05:37I would be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:45You can't get rid of me that easily
01:05:47No, no, no, no, no, stay with me
01:05:49Eric, oh my god
01:05:52Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me
01:05:53Oh my god
01:05:56I can't save you, I don't have my powers
01:06:00Why didn't you run?
01:06:02You could have saved yourself
01:06:05I've been saving myself
01:06:07My whole life
01:06:08I thought I'd try something new
01:06:12You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot
01:06:16Yeah
01:06:19But I'm your idiot
01:06:27You took a divorce spell
01:06:29I have promised
01:06:30Now you're free
01:06:32I don't want to be free
01:06:38I don't want to be free
01:06:41I want to be with you
01:06:43Just keep secrets safe
01:06:45Safe from my father
01:06:47Safe from all of it
01:06:51You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:56Were the best three days of my life
01:06:58Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:07:03I love you
01:07:05I love you
01:07:06I love you, too
01:07:08I love you, I love you
01:07:11Eric
01:07:14No
01:07:17I love you
01:07:36The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires
01:07:45Please, please, please
01:07:48Please, please
01:07:56Eric
01:07:57Please
01:08:16You absolute moron
01:08:19Be gentle
01:08:20I was dead for like ten seconds
01:08:23You're alive
01:08:26That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole
01:08:30I thought I was doing something noble
01:08:33Something cool
01:08:34The Wand gave you your power back?
01:08:38My mom used to say that
01:08:40The Wand's user grants it its deepest desire
01:08:42I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:08:46What did you want?
01:08:49You
01:08:52Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:55You know, I thought I heard something
01:08:59But I was bleeding out
01:09:04Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:09Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:13I love you, Eric Spenson
01:09:18That's my girl
01:09:25Let's go
01:09:38You ready for one last stop?
01:09:41Yeah
01:10:00Ah
01:10:02There you are
01:10:04I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done
01:10:09Now, where is my wand?
01:10:12Wait
01:10:13You're supposed to be dead
01:10:15Wow
01:10:16You weren't kidding
01:10:17He really is evil
01:10:19I put a barrier
01:10:20Around this whole house
01:10:22It's impossible
01:10:22There's no way you should be able to be in here
01:10:24There's always a loophole
01:10:25Hold me in
01:10:29Secret
01:10:30You ungrateful brat
01:10:33How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:35Really, Dad?
01:10:36Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:39You ungrateful little pests
01:10:48You're powerless now, old man
01:10:50The magic's gone
01:10:51Forever
01:11:05Erick, Aldous, Svensson, release me this instant
01:11:10That is an order
01:11:13You can handle it from here, right?
01:11:15His powers are gone
01:11:16It doesn't scare me anymore
01:11:20You ungrateful little brats
01:11:21Both of you will pay for this
01:11:23You will both pay for this
01:11:29Yeah, yeah
01:11:29Talk soon, pups
01:11:31We're gonna hit the road
01:11:32I said get back here
01:11:33I said get back here
01:11:35Get back here
01:11:37Please don't do this
01:11:38You little
01:11:55So, where to now?
01:11:57Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:12:00Yeah
01:12:02But there's something I want to do first
01:12:05That sounds ominous
01:12:08Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight
01:12:12Leona Sherwood
01:12:13Are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:12:18Yeah
01:12:20I think I am Eric Svensson
01:12:23Well, we better hurry
01:12:24If we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:12:26And make it back in time
01:12:28To the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love
01:12:30I wonder if they have the same office
01:12:32I sure hope so
01:12:33But
01:12:34If we're gonna get hand fast married again
01:12:36No more secrets this time
01:12:39So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:42Soon-to-be-again husband?
01:12:45There is one thing
01:12:49You might want to buckle up
01:12:51We're about to go super speed
01:12:53Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time
01:12:56You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:13:00You know me so well
01:13:01Soon-to-be-again wife
01:13:05Leona Sherwood
01:13:07Will you marry me?
01:13:09And not because of some spell
01:13:11Or because it's your duty
01:13:14But because you want to
01:13:18Yes, I will
01:13:30Ready?
01:13:31Hell yeah
01:13:52Or because…
01:13:54I will
01:13:55You know me so well
01:13:55I'm great
01:13:55To the next door
01:13:56I will
01:13:56You know me like
01:13:56Or I'll let her
01:13:56Or I'll let her
01:13:56I have to wait
01:13:56You know you
01:13:56The only thing that has been
01:13:58I'll let her
01:13:58I'll let her
01:13:59You know you
01:13:59I'll let her
01:14:08You
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