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00:00:07Scorched Earth, shock and awe, blood and bone, and in the end, only one of us left standing.
00:00:24To fucking Roy.
00:00:32Easter is just around the corner. How perfect would it be for your second coming to come on the day
00:00:37of Jesus' resurrection?
00:00:39You got the president killed.
00:00:40I didn't have a choice. It's over. You will never hear from me ever again.
00:00:44She's using you!
00:00:46You shut the fuck up!
00:00:47You're the woman who's been drunk by bank, he's got it!
00:00:50You step one foot in the water anywhere, we're gonna kill you!
00:00:54Why would Holander be bringing together the world's most dangerous psychics?
00:00:57They're all dopperies. There is no room for heresy.
00:01:01I really did care. I was just like you. Be the annoying goody-two-shoes asshole that you are.
00:01:07What do you want? Your help?
00:01:09You see, Billy had no conscience. He will ask you to pull him back.
00:01:14But the truth of the matter is, is you are fucked when you get in his way.
00:01:17Because anyone who's ever loved you, you end up getting them killed, don't you?
00:01:20I set the Doppler system on the roof to detect unexplained objects.
00:01:26Sorry, please. Sorry, thank you for saving me.
00:01:29Monka, you saved me?
00:01:34No, no, no.
00:01:35No, no.
00:02:07I, Serge Emilien LaSante, being of unsound mind and haggard body, declare this my last
00:02:16will and testament, though I have no worldly possessions to bequeath, that as I composed
00:02:21this letter on cardstock smuggled into the freedom camp within the anus of a rotund guard
00:02:29with colitis named Bert, I am reminded that I do have something to give you, the knowledge that I have
00:02:36seen each and every one of your assholes. Excuse me? It says what it says. Butcher, I installed the
00:02:47toilet cam once purely for science, long story, and inadvertently captured yours. Huey and MM, as we
00:02:54were bent over and searched for contraband in the camp, Annie, I accidentally walked in on you
00:02:59and Huey plumbing each other's depths, but you did not notice me. I, I am, I'm just gonna skip ahead.
00:03:05Yeah, if that's a good idea. Some refer to it as a mud dungeon chestnut balloon knot. Okay.
00:03:13All right, he drew, he drew sketches. This is mostly asshole related, but, um, okay, yeah, I think he's
00:03:18getting to his point. Um, we've been through so much together. The best and worst of times. And I've
00:03:26become closer to all of you than my own blood. So close that I've seen all your assholes. And that
00:03:34to
00:03:34me is a true mark of family. You are my family. I cannot know if I will have wiped my
00:03:41own slate clean
00:03:42enough to enter the kingdom of heaven. But fear not, I am at peace. Because for a moment, I knew
00:03:48heaven on earth.
00:03:52In your arms, Monka.
00:04:13Here's to the Mavericks. The Radicals. The Revolutionaries. Because the ones strong enough to change the world are the ones
00:04:23who usually do.
00:04:23Easter Sunday, 4 p.m. Live from the White House. Homelander reboots the universe. Streaming on Thoughtbook Thought 2.
00:04:41It's all right. Not here to hurt you.
00:04:46You mean like last time? Look at you. No harm done. How'd you find me? Crime analytics got wind of
00:04:54a young man flying outside Culver Reed. Tends to draw attention. I don't want your help.
00:05:02I know. You made that very clear. But you're also the son of God. And you should not be sleeping
00:05:08in a barn. You can have a whole floor of the tower. Do what you want with it.
00:05:13Come and go as you please. I don't want to be anywhere near you.
00:05:19Everything is different now. I've ascended. I'm immortal. Then why do you give a shit about what happens to me?
00:05:27Because we're family.
00:05:28We have the same blood pumping through our veins. Yeah, well you got your shitty racist dad. So you don't
00:05:33need me.
00:05:34Oh, soldier boy doesn't matter. You and I. That's all that matters.
00:05:43I know you. Because I am you.
00:05:49And you're me.
00:05:56Dad.
00:06:08I am nothing like you. You were already the most powerful person on earth. And you were a lonely, miserable
00:06:16piece of fucking shit.
00:06:18Throwing tantrums when you didn't get what you want.
00:06:22Why the fuck would more power make you any better?
00:06:25It's just gonna make you an even more lonely, miserable piece of shit.
00:06:31Scaring people into calling you God...
00:06:36...doesn't make you God.
00:06:40...and deep down, you know that.
00:06:49It's okay.
00:06:57You don't know what's going on.
00:07:00It's okay.
00:07:08But you will.
00:07:14She won't talk, or she can't talk.
00:07:17I don't know.
00:07:19That girl's got a real, uh...
00:07:21I'm gonna rip your arm off and fist you with that energy.
00:07:23She's been through a lot.
00:07:26What's Sage saying?
00:07:28Is there any sign the experiments worked?
00:07:30Nope.
00:07:31Which means Frenchie died for nothing.
00:07:36Alright, when you get to where you're going, make sure you change that dress now.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:40When are we leaving?
00:07:44That's a good question.
00:07:46I told you, we're not running.
00:07:48I'm not asking you to run.
00:07:49I'm asking you to save these people.
00:07:52Save them?
00:07:52From the guy who's hog they were drooling to suck literally yesterday.
00:07:56I have a home leader as a weird dick.
00:07:58We can do more.
00:08:00We want to do more.
00:08:01Saving these people is the best any of us can do.
00:08:04Just get them to Canada, hook up with the rest of your team, and keep helping people one at a
00:08:09time.
00:08:09While you die on some suicide mission?
00:08:12Do you even have a plan?
00:08:14I mean, suicide versus Canada.
00:08:16Through a horse race.
00:08:17Am I right?
00:08:19Gotcha.
00:08:20Ernest o'clock.
00:08:21I'll fuck myself right out.
00:08:25When I joined the Seven, I was so excited to meet Queen Maeve.
00:08:33But, never meet your heroes.
00:08:36She was bitter, she was checked out, and she just, she gave away so many parts of herself, there was
00:08:42nothing left.
00:08:43And I was such an annoying little shit just running around saying there's always something worth fighting for.
00:08:51I swore to myself I would never let that happen to me.
00:08:57But it did.
00:09:00Not anymore.
00:09:04I'm not on a suicide trip.
00:09:06It's not a lost cause.
00:09:07It's not even about winning.
00:09:09It's...
00:09:10It's about keeping the light burning as long as we fucking can.
00:09:17So thank you for being my annoying little shit.
00:09:26I don't know about never meet your heroes, by the way.
00:09:32It worked out okay for me.
00:09:55Happy anniversary, Mr. First, gentlemen.
00:09:59I had a custom made from turbine-grade titanium.
00:10:03I had a custom made from turbine-grade titanium.
00:10:05The straps are reinforced ballistic kevlar.
00:10:09No matter how much I defile you, this one will never explode.
00:10:16Oh, baby.
00:10:18I lucked out when I arranged marrying you.
00:10:29You need more time?
00:10:31Ain't enough time in the world for that one.
00:10:33What's the problem?
00:10:35Oh, don't get me wrong.
00:10:36I am honored to be writing Homelander's speech heralding the coming of our new lord.
00:10:43What?
00:10:45I guess I just didn't expect so many people would...
00:10:52doubt...
00:10:54Homelander's godhood.
00:10:57Do you still have that 95 Chateau Margaux?
00:11:00The one you took from that pedo priest at Immaculate Conception?
00:11:03Mm-hmm.
00:11:04Let's crack it open.
00:11:06Great idea.
00:11:13Look, I know you're pissed at me, but I really need you right now.
00:11:17What is he thinking?
00:11:20If I press him, will he flip on Homelander?
00:11:25Oh, for fuck's sake, is this the eighth grade?
00:11:32So, all those people who are gonna doubt?
00:11:35What if you did something about it?
00:11:37What do you mean?
00:11:40I think you know.
00:11:42No, I don't.
00:11:45Well...
00:11:55I just mean, how can we help Homelander make the world believe?
00:12:01I ponder that every day.
00:12:13Yeah.
00:12:27When I was a little girl, I had this doll, Peaches.
00:12:29She died.
00:12:30I was riding the school bus.
00:12:32That ran her over.
00:12:34So messy.
00:12:37And I carried her collar with me.
00:12:39For weeks.
00:12:40You know, anything to remind me of the pet I love so much.
00:12:44That's what you're doing, yeah?
00:12:46You let everyone think that you were the stray that Frenchie took you in,
00:12:50when you know it was really the other way around.
00:12:53He was your pet.
00:12:55Your lap dog, really.
00:12:57Yeah, you strung him along, but you kept his leash tight,
00:13:00because you loved using him.
00:13:02Oh, you got off on his devotion.
00:13:04And just when it looked like he might move on with someone else,
00:13:08you finally fucked him.
00:13:11Anything.
00:13:12Anything.
00:13:12To keep him from being happy.
00:13:15When he would have done anything for you.
00:13:18Even throw his life away.
00:13:25And you let him.
00:13:26You wanted him to do it.
00:13:43Oi, oi. Easy does it.
00:13:45Listen to me.
00:13:46Soldier boy has to be fucking fuming for his blast to work, alright?
00:13:49I thought you might be the same.
00:13:51So we spilt a bit of tea on you.
00:13:53But it was nothing personal.
00:13:54God's honest.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:56Now.
00:13:57Forever.
00:13:59Farewell.
00:14:02Farewell the...the...the...what?
00:14:03Fuck you on about?
00:14:05Othello.
00:14:06I knew it by heart, but now it's...it's...
00:14:10Gone.
00:14:11My brain was so loud and now it's...
00:14:19It worked.
00:14:21I'm fucking stupid like you guys.
00:14:36Cool.
00:14:38Cool.
00:14:39Cool.
00:14:39So...
00:14:40We're all getting pretty irradiated right now, which...is fun.
00:14:44What matters is Frenchie did it.
00:14:47It works.
00:14:49Yeah.
00:14:49I did...
00:14:51Stuff too.
00:14:52I mean I knew you'd make a bloody good weapon, but never in my wildest.
00:14:56Then I think you'd be this good.
00:14:57So what's the plan?
00:14:59Homelander's using Easter to announce he's God Almighty.
00:15:02So we know where he'll be and when.
00:15:03And if it's anything like that Vought Studios shit,
00:15:06as soon as he's done he's sticking his thought police on America.
00:15:09Millions of people are gonna die.
00:15:11So just to state the obvious, we're talking about breaking into the White House?
00:15:15Yeah.
00:15:16And we have to assume Homelander knows we're coming.
00:15:18I got it.
00:15:18You wear disguises.
00:15:20You dress up like those soldiers with the furry hats.
00:15:25Shit.
00:15:26That's England.
00:15:27Ignore me.
00:15:28And how do we get in?
00:15:30Underground tunnel.
00:15:31The after books one that JFK used to shake Marilyn.
00:15:34We have to imagine the secret presidential fuck tunnels must be pretty secure.
00:15:38True.
00:15:39But I still got the blueprints from last year when we did protection for Singer.
00:15:42Every door code, every entrance.
00:15:44Smart.
00:16:03I'll take that as a yes.
00:16:05Fuck no.
00:16:07Y'all are dumb as fucking shit.
00:16:10Homelander's gonna kill you.
00:16:11Homelander's gonna kill you.
00:16:12And he'll find me.
00:16:13So the rest of the time I got, I'm going to Harry Potter World in Orlando.
00:16:19Who's with me?
00:16:23Wands up, bitches.
00:16:24Sage out.
00:16:41I'm a disruptor.
00:16:42I disrupt.
00:16:44And I was thinking, why can't Starlighters work in my factory as non-compensated employees?
00:16:50So, slaves?
00:16:52Homelander, glad you're here.
00:16:54I'd love to bend your ear about white fertility rates.
00:16:57Oh, why don't you wait for us in the garden?
00:16:59We just need a moment.
00:17:00Right?
00:17:00Right this way.
00:17:03Who the fuck is that?
00:17:04Gunter Van Ellis.
00:17:05World's richest man.
00:17:07Seventeen children.
00:17:09Amateur astronaut.
00:17:10So?
00:17:11Well, he represents a consortium of billionaires, and they have a few requests.
00:17:15I don't have time for this.
00:17:16Well, they are the ruling class of America.
00:17:19To build your church, we'll need their support.
00:17:26Is he a believer?
00:17:28Or any of them?
00:17:30Or are they just scared of me?
00:17:31Even Thomas doubted.
00:17:33With enough time, the gentlest water can wear down any stone.
00:17:38Patience.
00:17:39Wherever you're going, get there faster.
00:17:41I believe we should consider postponing.
00:17:43Out of the question.
00:17:45You saw Butcher's lab.
00:17:46If he managed to figure out Soulja Boy's blast, or if there were even the slightest chance that he might
00:17:51render you powerless.
00:17:52You think I'm afraid of William Butcher?
00:17:54No.
00:17:55No, of course not.
00:17:56Of course not.
00:17:57We've taken the necessary precautions.
00:17:59We moved the venue here.
00:18:00We just don't want any distractions on your blessed day.
00:18:04And it will give me more time to do what I do best.
00:18:08Convert more souls to your righteous banner.
00:18:11Your eminence.
00:18:15Not now, Deep.
00:18:16Not your call, Prophet Muhammad.
00:18:18Look, you don't need the seven anymore.
00:18:20Genius move, as always.
00:18:21But I've been thinking, what you do need is a crusader.
00:18:24Yeah, like one of those yoke knights from the olden days. Crack some skulls, lay down your holy law.
00:18:30Where did you learn about the Crusades?
00:18:31Um, the Bible. Ever heard of it?
00:18:33It's not in the Bible.
00:18:34Uh, let me guess.
00:18:36Indiana Jones.
00:18:37What?
00:18:37No.
00:18:38Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.
00:18:40That's not a documentary.
00:18:41No shit, Sherlock.
00:18:47What did you...
00:18:48He's an astronaut. I took him to space.
00:18:50Now, listen to me.
00:18:52I don't need anyone anymore. I don't need billionaires.
00:18:55Couldn't agree more, sir.
00:18:56And I don't need perverted fish fuckers who debase themselves endlessly for mere drops of my affection.
00:19:04So, what'd you think of me?
00:19:05Since the day we met, I have never had less respect for anyone in my life.
00:19:13In fact, Kevin, the only reason that I haven't fucking killed you is that I want you to feel deep
00:19:21in your heart how truly worthless you really are.
00:19:31Ah. Are the sidekicks in place?
00:19:34Nationwide.
00:19:35Good.
00:19:37The second the light broadcast is over, I want the wheat separated from the chaff.
00:19:43Those who don't accept my truth will be the first to burn in my holy fire.
00:19:50Smile, Father.
00:19:52One way or another, it's gonna be a beautiful day.
00:20:10holydly.
00:20:17That, can you go?
00:20:20Butcher's wrong.
00:20:22You are not just a weapon.
00:20:27from the start Frenchy saw who you were because he saw it we saw it just because he's gone
00:20:36doesn't mean all that's gone too
00:20:40all right this should be a bit of a fucking laugh come on in
00:21:05you know what would be super fucking helpful right now is if you would talk to me bitch
00:21:10what was that
00:21:14nothing i'm just super psyched to hear your speech babe i'm sure you crushed it
00:21:19we're live in five four three
00:21:29my fellow americans
00:21:35happy easter a day commemorating jesus who as we all know was tortured stripped of his dignity
00:21:42and killed and that's all well and good but you're americans
00:21:48you deserve a god who doesn't die a god who fights back a god you can believe in well
00:21:58today i bring you good news
00:22:02recently i was visited by an exquisite angel bearing the gift of revelation
00:22:10oh yep smells exactly how i thought a secret fuck tunnel would smell
00:22:14as i bathed in her light her heavenly lips spilled sweet truth into my ear and i was awakened
00:22:22to my true purpose not just to be the world's greatest hero but to save all humanity
00:22:31to be the world's greatest hero but in a way really i'm the first coming america
00:22:46i am the lord your savior
00:22:52i am your god and as such i'm going to usher this world into a new golden dawn an age
00:23:01in which
00:23:02your god moves among you seen and heard your prayers are truly answered when you visit homelander.church
00:23:09and all i ask for in return
00:23:11and president there is a threat on the building a small group has infiltrated the tunnels
00:23:15it's butchering his team
00:23:16don't worry we're ready
00:23:19take it to the secure facility
00:23:24hang about
00:23:26there weren't no door here on them blueprints
00:23:29nope
00:23:30that's new
00:23:33what the fuck
00:23:36hey hey hey hey what's going on
00:23:40fucking sick dog whistle
00:23:57fuck my fucking life
00:24:26right go right
00:24:29fucking finally you judgmental cunt
00:24:38you flick your clip
00:24:40don't take it out of there
00:24:41move
00:24:59homelander's in the oval office
00:25:00good lead the way
00:25:01fuck no he would rip my tits out through my vag
00:25:05but i'm sure you'll be fine
00:25:08it's that way
00:25:11break a leg
00:25:22uh left
00:25:27proud of you bitch
00:25:29proud of you bitch
00:25:54you've been crying
00:25:56you've been crying
00:25:58no
00:26:00starlight
00:26:02it was all a test
00:26:04yes
00:26:04the universe is rewarding me for my loyalty
00:26:07just like sean connery rewarded costner at the end of robbing a prince of thieves
00:26:10sweet
00:26:11jesus you're a moron
00:26:15i'm gonna kill you
00:26:17i'm gonna kill you
00:26:18and then homelander will finally see
00:26:20i got him
00:26:22keep going
00:26:37i just want butcher and the girl
00:26:40the rest of you can go in peace
00:26:45no no no we don't have time
00:26:46you have to get kimiko to homelander before he fucks off
00:26:49i got this
00:26:50yeah now you're gonna manage that
00:26:53that
00:26:54is an ansel igs 300
00:26:57i mean you have your thing
00:26:58i have mine
00:27:06boy
00:27:07come on
00:27:09this way
00:27:13boy
00:27:14this shot is diabolical
00:27:30why are you doing this huh
00:27:31we're seeing your life
00:27:33for a man who wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire
00:27:36i'm his right hand bro
00:27:37he'll piss on me whenever i want
00:27:39listen
00:27:40i know you're scared
00:27:41i'm not scared as shit
00:27:42deep
00:27:43kevin
00:27:44i can see it in your eyes
00:27:45homelander terrifies you
00:27:47but he sure as fuck doesn't respect you
00:27:51don't you want to be free of it
00:27:52of him
00:27:56fucking mouth of yours
00:27:57this isn't about me
00:27:58of course it is
00:28:00i used to have it all
00:28:02hail power
00:28:03respect
00:28:05top 50 star meter on imdb pro
00:28:07but all the bad shit started when you showed up
00:28:10i lost everything
00:28:11you made those fucked up choices
00:28:14you ruined your own life
00:28:16you're not a fucking baby
00:28:17for once
00:28:18take some responsibility for yourself
00:28:23no
00:28:30fuck
00:28:31there's no way out
00:28:33fuck
00:28:35where's butcher
00:28:50i really need a new job
00:28:53i simply ask that you open your hearts
00:28:56and put your faith in me
00:28:58those who accept my truth will be welcomed
00:29:01into a land of milk and honey
00:29:03for i am your
00:29:13i am
00:29:19but no matter what i do
00:29:20some of you people will never accept me into your hearts
00:29:25never love me
00:29:27never believe in me
00:29:30and to such heretics i offer
00:29:33oblivion
00:29:34and those who seek to destroy me
00:29:36you will die
00:29:38the most horrible of deaths
00:29:40as befits your wickedness
00:29:42my reign
00:29:44will last forever
00:29:45and when this world
00:29:46is cold
00:29:47and dead
00:29:48i shall remain
00:29:50eternal
00:29:53god of the ashes
00:30:02evening cunts
00:30:07daddy's home
00:30:12william
00:30:16i was starting to think you weren't going to hold up your end of our deal
00:30:26scotched earth
00:30:30shame
00:30:30about the french one
00:30:34how's your little science experiment going without him
00:30:37let's find out
00:30:40let's find out
00:31:06let's find out
00:31:06Oh, my God.
00:31:52Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I said I'm so sorry.
00:31:56Stay away from me.
00:32:02Say her name.
00:32:08I'm sorry.
00:32:10Shit.
00:32:21Huh.
00:32:41Barsakhan!
00:32:44No, no, no.
00:32:45Ha ha!
00:32:49Huh?
00:32:49Ah!
00:32:50Son!
00:32:50Huh!
00:32:56Huh?
00:32:59Ah!
00:33:00Ugh!
00:33:02Ugh!
00:33:04Ahh!
00:33:10Oh!
00:33:13Ugh!
00:33:14Wha...
00:33:14Shit.
00:33:27You little piece of shit.
00:33:41Everyone dies starting with you.
00:33:54What the fuck are you waiting for now, goddammit?
00:34:10What is wrong?
00:34:27Why not?
00:34:50Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:34:58It has never been mine, girl.
00:35:02It has always been yours.
00:35:31Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:35:39Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:35:39Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:36:24Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:36:30Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:36:56Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:37:27Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:37:34Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:37:53Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:10Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:24Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:29Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:32Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:45Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:52Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:55Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:55Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:56Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:58Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:58Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:58Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:59Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:38:59Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:39:00Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:39:03Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:39:07Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:39:10Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:39:19Rage is not what makes you strong.
00:39:28I don't know.
00:39:56I don't know.
00:40:28I got you, kid.
00:40:32Easy.
00:40:34All right?
00:40:39Just take it easy.
00:41:09I don't know.
00:41:10Confirmed that the shocking footage out of the White House is legitimate.
00:41:14Homelander, the world's most prominent superhero, was killed today after proclaiming himself a so-called God.
00:41:20I don't suck your .
00:41:23Holy shit on live TV.
00:41:26And Homelander was deeply unwell.
00:41:28I would like to thank the brave men and women of the CIA who, on my direct orders, dealt with
00:41:33this terrifying threat to democracy.
00:41:36And to those of you speculating, I want to say no.
00:41:40I am not going to resign.
00:41:42I did absolutely nothing wrong.
00:41:44That was former President Ashley Barrett, who, by an unprecedented unanimous vote in Congress, was impeached this afternoon and immediately
00:41:53removed from office.
00:41:54So ends the scandal-plagued tenure of America's first female president.
00:42:00Here you go.
00:42:03My brother.
00:42:05Oh, nice one.
00:42:07Ooh.
00:42:07Can I try that?
00:42:09You did good today, kid.
00:42:11Here you go.
00:42:13I just wish...
00:42:15Frenchy could have seen you.
00:42:18He did.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:25It tastes like dirty cock.
00:42:26Is this so rich men can taste dirty cock?
00:42:28Uh-uh.
00:42:44Listen, mate.
00:42:48There ain't nothin' I can say to...
00:42:52to make this any easier.
00:42:54But you'd done what you had to do.
00:42:57You'd done the right thing, Ryan.
00:43:06Anyway.
00:43:07We can put all this shite behind us now.
00:43:11We ain't got no powers no more.
00:43:13We're just...
00:43:15ordinary blokes.
00:43:17They could find somewhere quiet.
00:43:19Start again.
00:43:21Just you, me, and Terra.
00:43:24I reckon your mum would like that.
00:43:29I know what my dad was.
00:43:33And it's better that he's gone.
00:43:37But you're not a good person, either.
00:43:42I didn't choose you over him.
00:43:47I chose myself.
00:43:50I'm sorry, but...
00:43:51I don't want a fresh start with you.
00:43:55I want this to be the end.
00:44:15Well, it's just you and me now, Terra.
00:44:26Terra?
00:44:38I end with my dad.
00:44:40Hey.
00:45:04I'm sorry.
00:45:06Everyoneoks do...
00:45:25For too long, the worst behavior of superheroes has gone unchecked.
00:45:29If my months of imprisonment at Homelander's hand has taught me anything, it's the need
00:45:34for a complete rethinking of our relationship with superheroes.
00:45:39That's why I've agreed to return to Vaught as its interim CEO.
00:45:44Motherfucker.
00:45:45A steady hand is just what our shareholders need in a time of crisis, to start the process
00:45:50of rebuilding.
00:45:51I believe Vaught's greatest, most profitable days are ahead of it.
00:45:56It's time for Vaught to do some listening.
00:45:59Hey, Butcher, I...
00:46:16Sorry, buddy.
00:46:43It's time for me.
00:46:47I don't know.
00:47:17I don't know.
00:47:48I don't know.
00:47:49You should have brought a fucking army.
00:47:51No.
00:47:52If you were gonna release the virus, you would have done it already.
00:47:55Unless...
00:47:57I'm waiting for all the soup cunts to clock in for the day shift.
00:48:03Not much point shooting spunk into an empty fucking building now, is there?
00:48:09Okay.
00:48:10Well, now I kinda wish I brought an army.
00:48:15Where's the virus, Butcher?
00:48:18I dumped it in the sprinkler tank.
00:48:22Frenchy's idea.
00:48:24God rest the mad bastard.
00:48:28All I gotta do is pull this trigger and it rains killjuice on all 99 floors.
00:48:36Shit will be worldwide within a couple of days.
00:48:38Why?
00:48:40I mean...
00:48:42We already won.
00:48:43Won?
00:48:45No, we just gave him a black eye.
00:48:48As long as there's fort, there'll be soups.
00:48:50And sooner or later, some cunt that's already out there becomes the next Homelander and you fucking know it.
00:48:59No.
00:49:02We need to end the whole bloody notion of soups.
00:49:10And we need to make it permanent.
00:49:15I mean, you can see it, right?
00:49:19This is it. This is the moment.
00:49:22You drag me through fucking hell.
00:49:25For this.
00:49:26For now.
00:49:29To be your...
00:49:32Canary.
00:49:34Or your Kessler.
00:49:37Or Lenny.
00:49:39But here's the thing.
00:49:41You don't need me for that.
00:49:43You never did.
00:49:44It's already in you.
00:49:45I can see it.
00:49:46You might have a broken fucking heart, but you have one.
00:49:49You are not...
00:49:52A monster, Butcher.
00:49:57It just hurts to be human.
00:50:03I'm sorry, mate.
00:50:08Superheroes...
00:50:10Are done.
00:50:20I can't let you do it.
00:50:22Petite Yui.
00:50:25And his gun.
00:50:27Takes some big bollocks to pull a trigger on a man.
00:50:34I will if I have to.
00:50:38Nah.
00:50:39You ain't got them.
00:50:45Stay down.
00:50:51Stay down.
00:50:52Uh-huh.
00:50:56That was...
00:50:57Uh.
00:50:58Shh, shh, shh.
00:51:28Good
00:52:03I'm sorry
00:52:04I didn't want to do that
00:52:08I'm going to call an ambulance, okay?
00:52:13I wouldn't bother
00:52:19It's alright, Ewing
00:52:22I gave you no choice
00:52:23I wasn't going to stop
00:52:30All the blood
00:52:33Inside I put you through
00:52:37And none of it
00:52:39Made a blind bit of difference
00:52:43You stayed yourself
00:52:47No matter what I've done
00:53:00I don't know what to do
00:53:02You don't need to do anything
00:53:16You really are
00:53:21It's better, Lenny
00:53:49It's better, Lenny
00:53:52I don't want to do anything
00:54:10If you were here, he'd probably give a shit for crying over him, but, I mean, he's
00:54:17dead, so, you know. Fuck him. I mean, he was nothing but flaws and bad choices, but he never
00:54:29gave up hope that he could stop Homelander, and then he actually did it. Love him or hate
00:54:37him, he made the world a safer place, which makes him a hero. And I bet he's in hell.
00:54:47Right now, flashing that smile. I'm kicking the fuck out of the devil.
00:55:00Yeah, that's it.
00:55:06I think it's good that he's next to my mom.
00:55:11It's where he always wanted to be.
00:55:24Bye.
00:55:25Bye.
00:55:43Yui. Let's go, kid.
00:55:51Are we really about to go to a...
00:55:52Topless Steakhouse in Reno? Yes, we are. I promised.
00:56:02He would have liked this.
00:56:08Definitely.
00:56:32It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.
00:56:38A regular crowd shuffles in.
00:56:41There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.
00:56:59He says, son, can you play me a memory? I'm not really sure how it goes. But it's sad and
00:57:09it's sweet and I knew it complete when I wore a young man's clothes.
00:57:16Sing us a song. You're the piano man. Sing us a song tonight.
00:57:24Well, we're all in the mood for a melody. And you've got us feeling all right.
00:57:59It's just that truth will come out you'll be...
00:58:01your team a huge debt but i'm going to skip all the dick tickling all right i certainly wouldn't
00:58:07want the president to tickle my dick sir vaught is a clusterfuck right now all those beat up
00:58:14nut jobs they cooked up are running loose doing god knows what so we're putting the bureau of
00:58:19soup affairs back on its feet we need someone to run it so what do you say son you'll be
00:58:25reporting
00:58:25directly to me that's wow that's uh that's an honor sir it's just um no thank you no thank you
00:58:37i really appreciate the offer it's just i actually have my own startup venture i'm working on
00:58:44fucking private sector offer stands if you change your mind
00:58:55okay i got you ginger beer ginger candies and saltines saltines give me the saltines
00:59:06so what'd i miss i puked um and then i had to pay you but i got there a little
00:59:12bit too late
00:59:13then i puked again and then my mom called and i assumed that was the worst part she spent 30
00:59:19minutes straight just bitching about us not getting married look we can go down to the courthouse
00:59:23right now if that's what you really want no no i can't because these are the only shoes that fit
00:59:27me
00:59:31hey i would 100 percent marry you in those
00:59:41there's construction on the parkway a backup's gonna be a minute you feeling up to it yeah but
00:59:46i'm not changing my shoes
00:59:55take care of your mom robin
01:00:00sing us a song you're the piano man sing us a song tonight
01:00:07well we're all in the mood for a melody and you've got us feeling all right
01:00:35she says i'm okay i'm all right
01:00:40don't you have gone from my life you said that it would now everything should be all right
01:00:54she says i'm okay i'm all right
01:00:58don't you have gone from my life you said that it would now everything should be all right
01:01:10yeah
01:01:12yeah
01:01:12should be all right
01:01:13yeah
01:01:18yeah
01:01:22yeah
01:01:23yeah
01:01:29yeah
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