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00:02And we're live in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:11Welcome to the naughtiest show on television.
00:15Coming to you live from Carinium Studios.
00:18Uncensored.
00:19Tonight we'll be bringing you the stories they don't want you to hear.
00:23We name the breakfast television presenter who's been staying up late with Ladies of the Night.
00:27And as rumours circulate about a famous pop star's homosexuality,
00:31our celebrity panel wanders.
00:33Who are the poofs of pop?
00:35But first, love and prayers from everyone at Carinium.
00:39For our beloved leader, Lord Battingham.
00:43Fuck you!
00:45Everyone at Carinium has been shocked and saddened by his tragic accident.
00:49Don't you ever stop, I'm here with you.
00:55Lord Battingham, Tony, wasn't just our boss, he was our family.
01:00Lord, you said, you follow me.
01:05You follow me.
01:08And I, I, I follow you.
01:21What's happened?
01:23But it takes more than a little bump to the head to keep Tony Battingham down.
01:33Help me.
01:34Henry, let me see it again for you.
01:45Appreciate it.
01:50motors, you regret it.
01:52I'm here with you.
01:52How often acts.
01:53I göra this wish for you.
01:55He has pricked me.
01:57Yeah, I don'ts all work.
02:04He has pricked me.
02:04Oh, oh, oh.
02:36Lookin' from the window above, looks like a story of love, can you hear me, came back only yesterday, oh,
02:48just hold it closely, look at me.
03:04It's all I ever knew, only you.
03:12Sometimes when I think of you, when it's only your game.
03:17And I need, listen to the words that you say, when I think of you.
03:30How long is this drive?
03:32Oh, my God.
03:34Look at the size of this place.
03:36It's all I needed for another day.
03:43Welcome to Bella Vista.
03:46Val's had her eye on this since we moved to Green Lawns.
03:48It's nice, though, being right here in Penscombe, near Rupert and you lot.
03:52We brought our swimming costumes.
03:54Ah, well, Val's got some rules.
03:56No running, pushing, ducking, bombing, or skinny dipping.
04:01What about heavy petting?
04:03Go for your life, as long as you keep your cozies on.
04:07Baby, come on!
04:12Here they are.
04:13I invited the polo team round for some swimming.
04:17Val's turned it into a bloody circus.
04:20You all right, lads?
04:21You all right.
04:22Get up!
04:24Freddy!
04:26Sebi and Dommy Carlisle, people call them the Heavenly Twins.
04:29Although they're not identical.
04:31Sebi's taller and apparently Dommy's got a bigger willy.
04:33Oh, wow.
04:35Where's the pool, Mr. Jones?
04:38Follow me.
04:40Hi.
04:47Welcome to Bella Vista.
04:49Bella Vista, we called it Bella Vista because it means nice view.
04:55It's so wonderful to be able to stand at the bottom of one's drive and not be able to see
04:59one's house.
05:01Right, if you'd like to go through.
05:03Shoes off, everyone, please.
05:07Who's the heavenly girl?
05:08One of Baz's stick chicks.
05:10I tell you what, Patrick, they only let beautiful people play polo.
05:13Worried they let you play, then?
05:14I'm the patron of the Joneses Jets.
05:17Patron?
05:18Is that how polo people say it?
05:19Yeah, I just give them a load of money to sponsor the team and then they stick me on a
05:22pony and they set me up to score goals and look good.
05:25We're finally where we belong, aren't we, Fred Freds?
05:30Shall we?
05:37It's so nice to have a man around the house.
05:42Oh, so nice to have a man around the house.
05:47Someone sweet who's glad he found you, who will put his arms around you and his kisses just astound you.
05:54It's so nice.
05:56It's so nice.
05:57Oh, a house is just a house without a man.
06:01He's the necessary evil in your plan.
06:05There are many things about him you just cannot do without him.
06:11Though it's just a constant game of cat and a mouse.
06:15It's so nice to have a man around the house.
06:28Tacky?
06:29Did you make all these?
06:30Uh, yes.
06:32Hmm.
06:33Hmm.
06:36Prick me with a fork.
06:37I'm done.
06:39Right.
06:40Ed.
06:42Ventura meeting.
06:43Jacuzzi.
06:43Let's talk polo.
06:48It's our first chance of making TV.
06:51We're going to film the match,
06:52plug the footage to the BBC
06:54and show everyone that Ventura can cover a score.
06:56You people really want to watch polo?
06:59I love watching polo.
07:00It's the Russia Cup.
07:01This has been held on the estate since 1874.
07:04You sure you want me on celly on a horse?
07:06Pony.
07:07What?
07:07Anyway, with no bloody Rupert,
07:09our team's a man down.
07:10Still no word for me.
07:11Or Cameron.
07:12Not even a bloody phone call.
07:14It's pandemonium at Carinium.
07:15No Cameron.
07:16Tony's still off work after his accident.
07:18I'm in charge of everything.
07:19But you're Ventura, what?
07:21I'm double agenting Henry, remember?
07:23Oh, yes.
07:24Sorry, Charles.
07:25I hate to admit it,
07:26but I was under the impression
07:27we had already won the franchise, huh?
07:29We won the right to compete against Carinium.
07:32Jesus, Henry.
07:33It's a good thing I'm hiring proper staff.
07:35The Prime Minister's really quite ticked off.
07:37The general election's days away,
07:38and nobody's heard from him.
07:39Stop it.
07:39Last time Ruth got himself lost in a sex marathon.
07:41He didn't come up for air for a month.
07:42Oh, no.
07:44Oh, no.
07:48Devil's egg, your holiness.
07:52Lady Hampshire.
07:54Why not, Mrs Jones?
07:55Oh, no, please.
07:57Call me Mousy.
07:59Have we told you that Wayne is starting Eton in September?
08:03We're very proud of him.
08:05Oh, oh.
08:07How did he get in?
08:08Did Freddy donate a computer lab?
08:12Well, now he passed the exam.
08:19No!
08:22No!
08:23He's still alive!
08:27Muleyo!
08:29Waller polo.
08:31Julie!
08:32B Susanne!
08:35B Susanne's name!
08:39Fuck!
08:39Fuck him!ués
08:42Recovery!
08:56I really didn't want to see my brother completely naked, but I saw the Carlisle Twins bit, so I'm taking
09:02that as the win.
09:04I thought Sebi's willy was nicer.
09:07Have you still not heard anything more from your sub tag?
09:09Oh, he was never my sub. His letter was lovely and his new job sounds amazing.
09:14He dubbed you in a letter? The shame!
09:15Have you heard from Cameron since she's been off shagging Rupert, dipstick?
09:24Tag?
09:25What's the matter?
09:33Rupert kissed me.
09:34Fucking fuck!
09:35What?
09:37Where?
09:38In the kitchen.
09:39No, I meant where did he kiss you?
09:41Oh, on the mouth.
09:42Yeah, he said such lovely things and then the next day he just disappeared.
09:46Oh, Tag.
09:48Is he gonna breathe without me?
09:52I just don't believe he would say that and then just disappear.
09:57Doesn't make sense.
09:58Something awful must have happened.
10:03Something awful must have happened.
10:40Plenty more where that came from.
10:41I mean, bringing me here, keeping me safe.
10:45Well, it's just good manners.
10:47Rupert, be serious for a moment.
10:51I promised I would protect you.
10:54And I will.
10:56So you hide me here forever?
10:58Well, we don't have to stay in Devon.
11:01We're friends all over the world.
11:03We keep moving.
11:05Stay ahead of the game.
11:07Stay ahead of the game.
11:25I don't know.
12:01We thought you were dead.
12:05Don't be daft, Camilla. Daddy's invincible.
12:07Thank you, Beatrice.
12:08If you packed your belongings for school, the car will be waiting to take you back, girls.
12:12Archie will go by train.
12:14Listen to your mother.
12:17I should thank you, darling.
12:20You really don't remember anything.
12:25No, I got to the police. It's a complete blank.
12:28It's extraordinary, isn't it?
12:32No, it's very kind of you. Thanks for your concern.
12:34...with your blood before you ever mow again.
12:39Yes, it's certainly very nice to be home.
12:42I know, I know, I know. It's like the end of theory's cliffhanger.
12:52Thank you so much. Yes, it's splendid to be back home with the family.
12:56You too, Lady Gosling. Thank you. Good night.
13:03You should be heading up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire, Tony.
13:07I'll redress your wound for you.
13:09Let me look up down there.
13:12No cigars.
13:13Hmm.
13:17Come on, dogs.
13:46Come on, dogs.
13:53I didn't clean it.
14:00Do you think she's gone back to America?
14:04She's gone to Rupert Campbell Black.
14:09Hunt the bitch down.
14:14From the moment he met Marty, he was infatuated.
14:17Words started pouring out of him.
14:20Everything he ever wrote was for her.
14:22This hugely magnetic woman who constantly rejected him.
14:26Anyone would think this was your biography, Declan.
14:29That's why it has to be me who tells the Yates story.
14:32I mean, documentaries are normally so dry.
14:35No offence, Mike.
14:37Maud gone.
14:38Married someone else just to get a rise out of Yates.
14:41What does Yates do?
14:43Tries to seduce her daughter.
14:46Sounds like EastEnders.
14:47EastEnders did get 28 million viewers last month.
14:54Documentaries aren't presented by celebrities.
14:57Whatever next?
14:57Joanna Lovely on plumbing.
15:00Listen, we really do want your face back on the Beebold boy.
15:04Would you consider hosting breakfast time?
15:07Frank Boff's on his way out.
15:09Right on till the mornings.
15:11Can I say, Jeremy, this is exactly what the BBC Documentary Department are looking for.
15:17New formats bringing the wonders of the world to a wider audience.
15:20Declan O'Hara, Irish God and British National Treasure.
15:24And who got his big break at the BBC?
15:27Look, it's relevant.
15:29It's noisy.
15:30It's informative.
15:31But gripping.
15:32Homework becomes entertainment.
15:35A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
15:38In the most delightful way.
15:42Oh, thank you.
15:45Mary!
15:45Oh, foram.
15:46Lexi, you're so kind.
15:47Thank you so much.
15:49Excuse me.
15:50So sweet.
16:06He came.
16:08He came.
16:09Hmm.
16:12Dixon, I hold her!
16:13Dixon, over here!
16:14Dixon, over here!
16:17Dixon, over here!
16:19Dixon, over here!
16:20Dixon, over here!
16:21Dixon, over here!
16:25Dixon, over here!
16:26Well, Cailin fell asleep.
16:28Patrick has script notes for Ibsen and Taggy,
16:32while she couldn't make head in her tail of a deed.
16:34I mean, I love the play.
16:36It's just a really small part.
16:38You might blink and you miss me, right?
16:41I mean...
16:42You don't have to be kind, Dixon.
16:45It's...
16:47I really appreciate you coming.
16:53House falling apart without me, is it?
16:55It's quieter.
16:56Hey!
16:58I mean, the kids seem okay.
17:00Sure, why wouldn't they be?
17:02You're doing a play.
17:03We're all very happy for you.
17:05They've offered me the tour.
17:08Right.
17:12That's...
17:12Good news?
17:16But I really want to come home.
17:19Once we've finished in London.
17:20Oh, thank God.
17:24But I meant what I said, Dixon.
17:26I need to keep working.
17:29Understood.
17:33Are you dancing?
17:35Are you asking?
17:39No one else is.
17:41You've never stopped us before.
17:44Your love is king.
17:47Never need to part.
17:49Your kisses ring.
17:52Round and round and round my head.
17:55Touching a very part of me.
17:57It's making my soul sing.
17:59It's making my soul sing.
17:59I'm crying out for more.
18:03I'm crying out for more.
18:03Your love is king.
18:07I'm coming home.
18:12I'm coming home.
18:14I'm coming home.
18:14I'm coming home.
18:17I'm coming.
18:18You're making me dance.
18:24Inside.
18:24Inside.
18:29Touching a very part of me.
18:32It's making my soul sing.
18:35Tearing the very heart of me.
18:37I'm crying out for more.
18:52And this turned into a worthwhile trip.
18:57I had a meeting with Jeremy Bonnington earlier.
19:00The BBC are interested in turning my Yates biography into a documentary.
19:06What?
19:07I really want to film it in Sligo.
19:10And I'm playing Mort Gawne, right?
19:13Well...
19:14You're a West End star now.
19:16I couldn't afford you.
19:16Stage hands have more to do than me.
19:18Oh, my God, the Christmas tree.
19:25I like the Christmas tree.
19:31What do you think of the new ending?
19:34Hmm.
19:36Yeah.
19:38I mean, it was sacrilegious, but it gave a new meaning, I suppose.
19:43You fucking bullshitter!
19:47The only thing the producers haven't changed is the ending.
19:50She still leaves her husband and children for a better life, but you wouldn't know that.
19:55Just as you didn't know the Christmas tree fell over tonight because you didn't watch the play.
20:02Maud.
20:02Get out.
20:04Listen.
20:04The meeting is ran over.
20:06I had every intention of going.
20:07Don't fucking get out!
20:08Please, Maud.
20:09Get out!
20:09Come on!
20:10Please, don't.
20:11Just get out!
20:12Just fucking get out!
20:15Maud!
20:18Maud!
20:19Maud!
20:23Maud!
20:31Ladies.
20:36Is that Terry Wogan?
20:43Is that Terry Wogan?
21:06Is that Terry W Jedвер?
21:15Are you my daughter abouté?
21:18And the winds of coming.
21:21First, go ghost in the months ofmesiah,
21:22As a eternal name of God ¡quee God!
21:24My God and Mary, Viens!
21:27ideas!
21:56CHOIR SINGS
21:58Sorry I'm late, darling. I've had a terrible headache.
22:19Cameron!
22:28Come here!
22:49Come here!
22:51CHOIR SINGS
22:51Sit down.
23:04what the fuck is this i'm giving you a choice a choice
23:11i tried to kill you tony well because i hurt you and you were defending yourself we both got a
23:17little carried away i lay in that hospital bed and wondered what this meant for our relationship
23:25i could have you punished sent you to prison can't imagine america would want me back after that
23:33but then i thought of the alternative and that is
23:38forgiveness
23:42i've already told the police i don't remember anything if you stay with carinium
23:47stay with me i'll remember it was a simple accident
23:58i love you cameron
24:01no you don't love me
24:05you just want to beat rupert
24:09can't a man have it all
24:26so
24:45Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
24:49Which one of you greased the front steps, eh?
24:52Oh, seriously.
24:53Do be careful entering and exiting the building.
24:56My little slip could have been far, far worse.
24:59Thank goodness for Miss Madden.
25:01Joyce, I can always trust you to catch me when I fall.
25:05I would like to welcome back Cameron Cook,
25:09who's been taking time away to study the opposition.
25:13Her first-class espionage means we are now fully abreast of venturous plans
25:18and are ready to knock them out of the competition.
25:21Thank you, Miss Cook.
25:22Look, there are no lengths you won't go
25:24in order to keep Carinium, this franchise bid, and all our livelihoods safe.
25:38Because, make no mistake, we are under attack.
25:44Venturer, led by Rupert Campbell Black and Declan O'Hara,
25:50will continue to solicit employees from our ranks to elicit confidential information.
25:55Those venturi, gangsters, have no scruples.
26:00So be on your guard.
26:03Trust no one.
26:06Oh, Charles, where's Charles Furman?
26:09Here, Tony.
26:10Charles has done a fantastic job covering Cameron's role
26:13while she's been away, so thank you, Charles.
26:16Now, Beatty and Sarah's Uncensored is demolishing the competition.
26:21The teams are gearing up to shoot series three of four men went to mow in September.
26:27Master Dog will be back.
26:29Bigger and barkier than ever.
26:31With James Verica back on presenting duties.
26:34Woof.
26:361987 is a franchise year, ladies and gentlemen, and we are at war.
26:42An eye for an eye.
26:45We'll take their fucking heads off!
26:48Yes!
26:51Woof.
26:56Woof.
26:58Woof.
26:59Woof.
27:00Woof.
27:01Woof.
27:03Woof.
27:04Woof.
27:04Woof.
27:07Woof.
27:07Woof.
27:08Woof.
27:08Woof.
27:08Woof.
27:08Woof.
27:10Woof.
27:25I'm sorry, Tag, not now.
27:28Battingham found out about Cameron and me.
27:31She thought he was going to kill her, so she walloped him.
27:34Shame she didn't succeed.
27:35That's why we had to get away.
27:37She was in danger.
27:39I had to protect her.
27:40But he found us.
27:42So why has she gone back to him?
27:43I don't know.
27:44She just got into the helicopter.
27:46Doesn't seem like Cameron.
27:47She's such a tough cookie.
27:49She was scared of him.
27:50We've got to get her out of there.
27:54Rupert, she's a big girl.
27:56If she's gone back to him, then maybe we've got to accept her.
27:58No, it's not like her.
27:59There's got to be something else going on.
28:01You're wrong, Rupert.
28:02She's definitely Team Carinium.
28:04She's back at Tony's side as if nothing ever happened.
28:07And there's something else.
28:10Tony says that we're now filming the polo match on Sunday.
28:13No.
28:14We're filming the polo match on Sunday.
28:16Sorry, Declan.
28:17It's all set.
28:18Carinium are filming the polo too.
28:23Well, let's get ready for a fight.
28:33Good morning.
28:35Hello.
28:35Hmm.
28:37Rupert Campbell-Blag.
28:38Welcome to Venture.
28:38Mike Maples.
28:39Oh!
28:40Excited to be here.
28:41Are you ready?
28:42Well, I left behind regular hours and a BBC pension
28:45to work for my broadcasting heroes renegade production company.
28:49I've never been so poor or so happy.
28:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:59Right on schedule.
29:14Okay.
29:15Literally know his turn right away.
29:18Cameron.
29:22Beautiful day for it.
29:25Let's have a fair fight.
29:28Make the best team win.
29:33You can't make television without being a cunt, Tony.
29:37It's not nearly so much fun, though, is it?
29:39Go on, Cameron.
29:43What are you doing?
29:44I'm staying ahead of the game.
29:47Come on, lads.
29:49It's time for David to kick Goliath's arse.
30:18I'm staying ahead of the game.
30:21On the radio
30:26If you say run
30:28I'll run with you
30:34If you say hi
30:37We'll hide
30:41Because my love for you
30:45Would break my heart in two
30:49If you should walk
30:52If you should walk
30:54Into my arms
30:55Tremble like a flower
31:04Let's dance
31:12Let's dance
31:25Let's dance
31:33So sexy
31:36What?
31:37This is my new favourite sport
31:39Yes, no one's actually here to watch polo
31:41They're here to watch each other
31:44They're here to watch each other
31:46Has Rupert said anything?
31:49I don't say he wants to get Cameron back
31:53All less complicated men to fall in love with
32:02Polo polo
32:03The sport of kings
32:05Four players per team
32:06Four chuckers per game
32:08Seven minutes per chucker
32:09Look at all the pretty horses
32:10Let's horse around
32:12Horse play
32:13Par for the horse
32:15Ponies
32:15Can I get some water please?
32:17What?
32:18They're called ponies, James
32:19I thought ponies were baby horses
32:21Apparently not
32:22Stupid game
32:23Standby to record
32:26Floor standing by
32:27Waiting for shot to clear
32:29We ready?
32:29Chukka chukka chukka
32:30Chukka con
32:31Chukka con
32:31Okay, on camera one
32:32And action
32:33Did you know, James
32:35That polo is the oldest ball sport in the world
32:37Dating back to 600 BC?
32:40Yes, Sarah
32:40I did
32:41Now, viewers at home will be wondering
32:43Why you're wearing that rather fetching jumpsuit
32:46Are you auditioning for Treasure Hunt?
32:51Oh, no!
32:53Yucky!
32:54Oh, my God!
32:55I'm so sorry
32:55Oh, my God!
32:56This is Polo Ralph Lauren!
32:57We have Beatty standing by to take over
32:59I can feel it on me
33:00I can feel it on me
33:01Deidre, strip James off
33:02Oh, she's already on it
33:05It's not on my trousers
33:06It's not on my trousers
33:07Just maybe in the van
33:11Ladies and gentlemen
33:12Welcome to the final of the Russia Cup
33:14At the estate of Lord and Lady Hampshire
33:16We have four-time winners
33:18And last year's champions
33:19The Remington Steelers
33:20Playing against newcomers
33:22The Jones Jets
33:27The match is about to start
33:28Stand by
33:29Let's rock and roll
33:40And go away
33:49Lovely cross from Battingham to Cap'l Black
33:54Hit!
33:57Who is it?
33:57All the way!
33:58All the way!
33:59Let's go!
34:00Come on!
34:01At the back of the car
34:01Save the car
34:02You're happy with her
34:03Honey!
34:04Oh!
34:06Yes!
34:06You're going to set something down
34:07Go on, Freddy!
34:08Go on, Freddy!
34:09Go on, Freddy!
34:10Go on!
34:11Freddy!
34:11Go on!
34:12Get ready!
34:13Come on!
34:22We're ready!
34:23Woo!
34:25Woo!
34:26Woo!
34:33what on earth is that woman doing oh her high heels are stuck in the mud Gwendolyn she looks
34:39as though she needs to go to the moon I'll get you some shampoo it's wonderful to see you out
34:49you about again Monica Tony's accident must have been very hard on you we're all soldiering on do
34:59let Hermione and me know if we can help at all yeah us Wickham Abbey girls look out for one
35:05another
35:07I must say Mrs. Stratton looks ready for action in her boiler seat Art Sarah has a surprise for us
35:13after the final chaka Reverend Penny and enjoy that what's the surprise wouldn't be a fucking
35:18surprise if I told you would it now let's enjoy these fools getting beaten
35:24right back in it now pushing hard
35:26the lucky train from the train for Donnie and Sebby passing between each other
35:32they cross the dash there it takes it and that's a goal
35:37fuck
35:40that's a sexy fucking polo
35:43and with the score now at one goal apiece
35:46it makes it even Stevens at the end of the second chaka
35:51my lords ladies and gentlemen please take to the pitch
35:59oh sorry sorry he just loves telly which side are you on
36:07uh corinium oh I'm corinium ah
36:12is master dog coming back of course are you thinking of entering
36:16oh David does not enjoy the spotlight I like having my belly rubbed in front of
36:21Knott's Landing don't we all David
36:24David Bow Wowie if you please
36:28would you like to watch the filming with me could we that's awfully kind of you
36:33Charles Fairbairn Muffy short for Caroline
36:43sweaty work
36:46might go back to mine and have a long shower
36:50who with me or my brother
36:54we know you've been bonking both of us
36:56don't play a player mate
37:06it's like west side story the two different sides coming together
37:10yeah I guess it is
37:14do you go both ways then
37:17oh I just like sex a lot
37:22oh
37:25I haven't done it yet
37:27I really want to though
37:36all set for the big surprise team
37:39ready for the grand finale
37:45I can't wait to come and see you tonight
37:48tonight can't come soon enough
37:57James Jensen right back in the game now running hard
38:04and he scores
38:06yes he does
38:19is Rupert the daddy or is it James
38:24we've been running to the ladies all week
38:26the men around you may not have realized
38:29but that's men
38:31right ready for launch
38:33Sarah's so excited she could burst
38:35and smile we're going to be in Tatler
38:39no come on crack your face you're having fun
38:42little distance
38:43that's enough thank you
38:44let's get you up then Sarah
38:47we discussed this it's really very simple
38:50you jump out of the plane the parachute pops open
38:52you just float like a little butterfly
38:54thrilling
38:55down into the field everyone floors lovely lonely
39:00is there a problem?
39:01no
39:02come on
39:06we'll look after her
39:07good luck
39:10Tony
39:11I'm pregnant
39:13huh? speak up woman
39:14I'm pregnant
39:18oh you are the face of two prime time television shows
39:21this is hugely mean
39:24well we'll have to start auditioning for replacements on Monday then Deirdre
39:28come along then let's carry you up in the plane
39:30no I can't
39:31Tony I can't
39:34I have four camera crews
39:36twelve photographers
39:37the whole of Raja waiting for a fucking surprise
39:40who's going to jump out the bloody plane then?
39:50there
40:02they can't do it
40:04they're struggling to get hold of him
40:06and he's still there.
40:07Campbell Black going right back.
40:09He's going to have the final shot.
40:11It's going to go and throw it to him.
40:12He's going to score for Mertex.
40:14And that's a goal.
40:24The Joke Jets are winners of the Roger Cup.
40:45And a lager for Mr. Jones, please.
40:49He looks thirsty.
40:51Can you put it in there for me?
40:57I can't stop thinking about you.
41:02Me too.
41:06It's like a beautiful dream I had.
41:25Fred, Fred!
41:28Didn't he do well?
41:29He was wonderful.
41:31Well played, Freddie.
41:32Oh, I worried he was too tubby for polo, eh?
41:35That poor horse.
41:37Could you take a picture of us?
41:39Give the camera to Mrs. Vericard.
41:41OK, I'm not great.
41:43No searching, Sharon.
41:46Say cheese.
41:47Cheese.
41:50Lovely.
41:51Come on, you've got...
41:52Sharon, look nice.
41:53She looks slim when you stand up, Shane.
41:57Shall we go and get a little drink?
41:58It's a breakfast.
42:04Lizzie.
42:05No, no, Freddie.
42:06You've walked off of Elle's camera.
42:08Oh, God, sorry.
42:17I think it's best we keep away from each other.
42:23It's going to be quite hard.
42:25Us being neighbours now and everything.
42:29It's hurting my heart.
42:42My lords and ladies and gentlemen,
42:45for some quiet, please.
42:46We are delighted as ever
42:49to host you all here in the grounds of our humble home.
42:53And this year with even more joy in our hearts than usual, because...
42:57The day Hermione and I thought would never arrive
42:59is finally on the horizon.
43:01After her sterling work for the Spazdix
43:04and rebuilding that school in Ghana...
43:07Oh, Ghana.
43:07Yeah.
43:07Our beloved Caroline is getting married.
43:13We are delighted to announce the engagement
43:16of our daughter, Caroline Margaret.
43:20Yes.
43:22To Mr. Gerald Middleton.
43:25Come up, Gerald.
43:31To Gerald and Muffy, everyone.
43:34Gerald and Muffy.
43:43Beautiful.
43:44Right, have a fantastic afternoon, everybody.
43:50It's been a wonderful day for Carinion.
43:52Well, personally, may I say how fabulous it is
43:54to have you back at the helm, Tony.
43:56Stronger than ever.
43:57I'm the worst for my little adventure.
43:59Ah, yes.
43:59And before Carinion's big surprise today,
44:03just to confirm for some concerned viewers at home,
44:06this was an accident.
44:08It wasn't due to any foul play.
44:11I slipped on the steps outside Carinion entirely my own fault.
44:14Perhaps I should wear trainers instead of brogues.
44:16Well, thank you for putting all our minds at rest.
44:19Welcome.
44:19And cut.
44:21Terrific, Tony.
44:21Well done.
44:22Excellent.
44:22Well done, James.
44:22As always.
44:23Thanks, Tony.
44:25Glad we got the truth on record.
44:29No threat of police for me.
44:31No public scandal for you.
44:33Win-win, right?
44:58You stayed ahead of the game.
45:00I did.
45:16Mikey, Mikey, shoot it.
45:18Right.
45:19Roll on the parachute.
45:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
45:31oh, oh.
45:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
45:43oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
45:44oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
45:44oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
45:46oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
45:49oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
46:01Butcher Cup at the Hampshire Estates with this exclusive footage brought to us by Venturer Television.
46:13The match was won by satellite technology mogul Freddie Jones' Jones Jets,
46:18with Mrs Thatcher's Minister for Sport, Rupert Campbell Black, back in action, helping to score the winning goal.
46:24And the behind-the-scenes fiasco Tony Baddingham didn't want you to see,
46:28as a Carinium employee humiliates himself after crash-landing his parachute into a tree.
46:35Poor chap. I hope he's all right.
46:38In the ITV franchise battle between television titan Carinium and the newly formed Venturer Television,
46:45it was Venturer who won the day.
46:47What?
46:50May I speak with you, Tony?
46:52Oh, this is getting extremely dull, Sarah.
46:54If you want to keep your job, your little inconvenience needs to be flushed away.
46:59It's yours.
47:04It's your baby, Tony.
47:16I can't be scared.
47:21Long day, darling.
47:23What's for dinner?
47:26Um...
47:28I have to admit, today was embarrassing.
47:31No, darling, I'm sorry.
47:32No, not for me.
47:33For you.
47:35You let her humiliate you in front of our friends, in front of your children.
47:43I defied my father and my whole family when I agreed to exchange this house for your surname.
47:50Tony, there will be no more lies.
47:54Or I will hurt you.
47:56Far more than any mistress ever could.
48:00You want to win so badly.
48:05You make yourself very easy to beat.
48:10Come on, dog.
48:12Come on.
48:21Why didn't you tell me you were Jerry's chum?
48:24I just can't believe it.
48:26We're going to be a proper little gang, the three of us.
48:29Well, the four of us.
48:30This must be what love does to you.
48:32I'd completely forgotten about David.
48:34I'm just not mounting Gertrude in the garden.
48:37Oh, sorry.
48:40Oh!
48:41Oh!
48:43You should have told me she was Henry's daughter.
48:45Sorry, Charles.
48:46I wanted to speak to you first.
48:48And tell me you're into Muffy.
48:52I like her.
48:55Do you think it'll work?
48:57Our plan.
48:58Worth a try, isn't it?
49:00I mean, they were an exciting last two chuckers.
49:03Well...
49:03I played some chuckers in my time.
49:04Sure.
49:05Thank you, Angel.
49:09We did it.
49:11You did it.
49:13Where did you manage to hold your nerve?
49:16I held on to Rupert.
49:18And waited until Tony publicly absolved me.
49:21If he goes to the police now, he'll just look foolish.
49:24Tony would never let that happen.
49:25Ah, we better be careful.
49:26He'll be out for blood.
49:28I'm glad you got out alive, though.
49:30Wow.
49:31I got out alive, but without my car or my apartment.
49:35Well, you're coming to live with me.
49:39Pensacombe Court.
49:41You mean that?
49:43Of course.
50:04You know what?
50:04I'll just, um...
50:06Be back in a sec.
50:20Hey.
50:22Need to explain.
50:30Cameron came to me for protection.
50:33I had to get her away quickly.
50:34Keep her safe from Tony.
50:36Do the right thing.
50:41I'm trying to behave honourably.
50:46Did you sleep with her immediately,
50:48or did you honourably hold off for one night?
50:50I was already sleeping with Cameron before I kissed you.
50:52Well, then you shouldn't have kissed me.
50:54No, I shouldn't have kissed you.
51:01It's true, what everyone says about you.
51:06You aren't capable of love.
51:12Ty.
51:13Please.
51:14Get out of my kitchen.
51:36People say that life isn't a fairy tale.
51:40That happy ever after doesn't exist.
51:44But what if you just haven't found the person
51:47who'll give you your happy ending?
51:49It's up to you to give yourself the love you deserve.
51:57However, be prepared.
51:59With love may also come war.
52:02And every war has its casualties.
52:08Welcome home.
52:20What's peculiar?
52:24Dogs?
52:33Get the fuck out of my house.
52:38You know it's only a matter of time
52:40before he did sushi, Cameron.
52:42Six days, six weeks.
52:44Hmm.
52:45He might even keep you six months
52:46to venture a finally.
52:48Don't get the franchise.
52:49Then he'll kick you out like all the rest.
52:50Why are you here, Tony?
52:53Oh.
52:57I brought you a housewarming present.
53:03I don't need evidence to punish you.
53:07The retribution I had planned
53:09will be far more painful.
53:16This is going to be fun.
53:24This is going to be fun.
53:26What the hell is this?
53:30I'll use this.
53:33I don't know how many people have eaten.
53:41I don't know how many people have eaten.
53:46I don't know what to do.
53:50I don't know how many people have eaten.
53:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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