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00:27To be continued...
00:42And on the day fourth-form pupils begin studying for their new GCSE exams,
00:48we put a group of Cotchester shopkeepers through their paces to see how much they can remember
00:53from their O-level maths.
00:56Meanwhile, here at Carinium, we are buzzing with excitement for our new live show, Declan.
01:04Declan's first guest will be Hollywood hellraiser Johnny Friedlander,
01:09one of the cinema's brightest stars.
01:11In his first interview since being the unfortunate victim of a sex tape scandal two years ago,
01:17the reclusive star is on his way to Carinium Studios as we speak.
01:23Can Declan O'Hara coax him out of his shell?
01:27And what about those James Bond rumours?
01:31That's Declan, live tonight at eight o'clock, with his very first interview here at Carinium,
01:38right after Coronation Street.
01:40I'll definitely be tuning in.
01:55Run!
01:57Run!
01:57Run!
01:59Run!
02:02Run!
02:11Let's go.
02:33Let's go.
03:11Let's go.
03:36Let's go.
03:37Let's go.
03:38Let's go.
03:39Let's go.
03:40Mr. Friedlander, welcome to Carinium.
03:43Please, call me Johnny.
03:45Tony Battingham, please come on through.
03:57Your first live audience.
03:59You're not going to wear those socks on the program.
04:01We'll get this right, Audrey.
04:03No one will be looking at me feet.
04:16Good night, ladies.
04:25Good night, ladies.
04:26Good night, ladies.
04:38Hi, sir.
04:39Showtime, everyone.
04:40Yep.
04:40Sure is.
04:42Yeah, that's good.
04:45Yeah, all right.
04:46So, Paddy and Mick are walking to the pub and they spot a sign saying, tree fellas wanted.
04:51So Paddy turns to Mick and he says, well, it's dead ashamed there's only the two of us.
04:55You know I can hear you, Brian.
04:57You don't tell jokes about Jews or blacks anymore, so why are you picking on the Irish?
05:01OK, mate.
05:02Can we get some level?
05:03Cut the fucking Paddy jokes or I'll knock you from here to the Irish Sea.
05:06Is that level enough for you?
05:08Yeah.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Sorry, Declan.
05:11Cameron.
05:12Are you there?
05:14What am I supposed to do with the cards?
05:17We talked about this.
05:18Declan O'Hara doesn't hide behind a desk.
05:21If you'd let me see the questions, I could have fed them to you.
05:26Just trust me, will you?
05:32Where's Johnny?
05:34Houston, do we have a problem?
05:40Declan's a journalist of international stature, so the fact that he left the BBC for us.
05:45It's all very impressive, Lord B.
05:48Of course, it's the wife who's the TV viewer around our room.
05:51Well, it's documentaries mostly, but I do find Dallas a guilty pleasure.
05:55Well, who doesn't love Dallas?
05:56Yes.
05:58Hi.
05:58Hi.
05:59Thanks for sneaking me in.
06:00Some of our new programs can give JR a run for his money.
06:03Have you seen Full Man Went to Mow?
06:05Well, the goose is here.
06:06Excuse me a minute.
06:09Betty Gosling, so good of you to come.
06:11Do you know the Reverend Penny, my deputy on the Franchise Renewal Committee?
06:15Of course, welcome.
06:16Well, looking forward to some scrupulous broadcast journalism tonight.
06:20I was just remarking, what were there being a set in every living room these days?
06:25Television companies must recognise that they are the custodians of the nation's morality.
06:45I'm working.
06:53Showtime, Mr. Freelander.
06:58I'm working.
06:59Showtime, Mr. Freelander.
07:01That's Four Men Went to Mow.
07:02Wednesday night, 9 o'clock.
07:05Oh, lovely.
07:07That's not great.
07:08That's fine.
07:09How long have we got?
07:12I'll get it.
07:17I think we just found our fox.
07:23Tuck!
07:24Tuck!
07:24Tuck!
07:24It's him!
07:25Oh, my God!
07:25In the business of daring me.
07:30Hello, Rupert.
07:31Lizzie, darling.
07:32Hello.
07:32We were just passing.
07:33Successful day?
07:35Well, little fucker gave us the slip.
07:37Funt us interrupt us.
07:39Sorry.
07:40Hello, my name's Caitlin.
07:41How are you?
07:45Sit, bunny girl.
07:49Hello, you found the Holy Grail.
07:50It is okay, Declan.
07:52The eagle has landed.
08:02Can we have some level, please?
08:03What did you have for breakfast, Johnny?
08:05Want to give me a rest?
08:07Declan looks nervous.
08:08He cut me dead earlier.
08:10It's awfully uncool to get so uptight.
08:11Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out!
08:15Run music.
08:17Five.
08:20Four.
08:22Three.
08:24Two.
08:27One.
08:28And in.
08:40Why aren't you in the audience, Maud?
08:42Daddy gets too nervous if Mummy's there.
08:43Isn't it daft?
08:45It's pretty clear to what you think more than anyone in the world.
08:47Aw.
08:47It means I miss a lot of parties.
08:50Good evening.
08:51I'm Declan O'Hara.
08:52My guest tonight is one of the world's most recognisable stars.
08:56He's the star of box office smashes such as Last Man on Mars, Highway 12 and Dog Tag 3, Voyage
09:02to Vietnam to name just a few.
09:03He's been nominated for numerous awards but in recent years it's his turbulent personal life.
09:08And of course finding himself the victim of a cruel honey trap which has attracted almost as much attention as
09:14his films.
09:14Johnny Friedlander, welcome to the show.
09:16What's it like seeing your ex-partner in grime, Ruth?
09:19You know Johnny Friedlander?
09:20Well, shared a few lovers back in the day.
09:23Yeah.
09:24Not silly enough to let anyone film me having sex though.
09:27What a crowd.
09:27People are excited to see you.
09:29Well, I gotta say that's nice.
09:30It's been a while since I've done one of these.
09:33So why do this interview now?
09:34Yeah.
09:34Okay.
09:34Well, I feel it's time to move on.
09:38That's what we're here for.
09:39Now Johnny, your last film was mired in controversy.
09:43There were stories that you were late to set.
09:46You picked fights with the director.
09:47You passed out of the wheel while driving under the influence.
09:49See, nobody prepares you for fame.
09:51You don't know how you're gonna react to being given keys to the candy store.
09:55It turns out that I react by overdosing on candy.
09:59You're doing well, don't you think?
10:01Absolutely.
10:02Not sure about the songs.
10:05Yep.
10:05All right, it's Hollywood.
10:06We're reading.
10:09Jesus Christ.
10:10He signed a full note.
10:11He signed a full note.
10:12He signed a full note to be a comedy.
10:15And what was it like when you drove off that bridge?
10:22Well, I woke up the second I hit the water.
10:24But man, it was scary.
10:26Thank God I was in a convertible or I'd be at the bottom of the river now.
10:31But yeah, I had to get sober.
10:34415 days later, the world looks more beautiful than ever.
10:50Now, shall we talk about the sex tape?
10:54Why not?
10:55The elephant's in the room already.
10:57Crapping in the corner.
10:58Is the girl okay?
11:00Miss, uh, Miss Cortez?
11:04Hell, I don't know.
11:05You don't see her?
11:06Uh, none of my Christmas card lists, no.
11:08But she is, uh, she's an actress, right?
11:11I don't know, uh, we met in a bar.
11:14Hope she got a lot of money into the whole thing.
11:16Is $5,000 a lot of money?
11:20According to Miss Cortez, that's when she paid her to have sex with you and then take the tape to
11:24the National Enquirer.
11:25What?
11:27Oh, fuck.
11:29You said you were the victim, but in fact, you paid her to video herself having sex with you, as
11:36if it had been filmed undercover,
11:38so that when she took the tape to the press, you could pretend that you'd been set up?
11:42Simultaneously getting sympathy as the victim of a honey trap while reaping a ton of publicity that made you look
11:47like a virile sex god.
11:48Yeah, she got publicity too, trust me.
11:50You sat back and let the press vilify her to the extent that all her acting work dried up.
11:55You could have stepped in and told the truth, but you didn't.
11:58The world would have believed you, but your silence demolished her.
12:03Your stock shot up overnight while Pia Cortez lost her apartment.
12:08$5,000 for a woman's reputation, is that a fair price?
12:11What reputation?
12:12She was a porn actress, I paid her to make a porno!
12:29Fuck. We've lost him. He's gonna walk out.
12:45Oh man, I'm an ass.
12:48What did you do is...
12:51Tell two to hold on Johnny.
12:54Stay on Johnny.
12:56Now, move in.
12:57Slowly, slowly.
13:00Slowly.
13:01It wouldn't get S on the BBC.
13:04Get me the sweat-beating on his brow, this is the one.
13:07I'd had four flops in a row and I'm scared.
13:13It's the worst thing about Hollywood is when you're out.
13:16All you can think about is how to get back in.
13:20What a mess.
13:24The worst part is...
13:28I really like that girl.
13:31I thought she had something.
13:33What would you say to her?
13:36If she was here?
13:37Yeah, she's an L.A. man.
13:39No.
13:40She might see it, you never know.
13:46Okay, um, sure.
13:56Tia.
13:58If you're watching, I'm sorry.
14:03I'm an ass.
14:05Let me buy you a drink.
14:07Or a car.
14:10Whatever you want.
14:12I'm sorry.
14:22Man, I've been sitting on that seat for too long.
14:25Feel good to get it off your chest.
14:28God, the water here.
14:30Tastes good.
14:32Can I get another?
14:34Join us again after the break
14:35when I'll be asking Johnny about James Bond.
14:38Don't go away.
14:40And we're clear!
14:43Okay, stand by everyone.
14:45Three minutes.
14:46That was more stressful than I expected.
14:48Daddy always goes in for the kill.
14:51He really is a master at this, your Declan.
14:53I mean, is that erotic, doing a video?
14:55Well, I think it is if you've made it for each other,
14:58or you watch it when they're away.
15:01Or we'll watch together as a warm-up.
15:04Yeah, it can be pretty hot.
15:05With the right co-star.
15:07I can't imagine James wanting to make a sex video with me.
15:10The camera puts pounds on you,
15:12and he already thinks I'm fat.
15:14Well, he's bad.
15:16You're exquisite.
15:20Sandwich? Anyone?
15:21Yeah, I'm starving.
15:23Oh, you made this, Aggie.
15:26Ambrosial?
15:27Please.
15:28Please tell me you'll come and work for me.
15:29Caitlin, go and fetch another one of these for me, please.
15:31No, I tried working in a restaurant.
15:33It was just, er, it was too hectic.
15:35Well, you could do people's dinner parties and things.
15:38A private chef.
15:39I bet you'd get bookings.
15:41I could put a word around if you'd like.
15:42Caitlin!
15:43Oh!
15:44Daddy's back.
15:52Here it is.
15:53Your closet's there.
16:05Put something against her.
16:06Do you think Johnny Friedlander barricades the door?
16:12The guy, he had the most stupid walk.
16:17Can I tell you what Cubby Broccoli said when my people called up and suggested me?
16:21He said he'd sooner have James Bond played by a woman.
16:25LAUGHTER
16:28Ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Friedlander!
16:45APPLAUSE
16:46APPLAUSE
16:51Golly marvellous, good job.
16:53Johnny, would you choose you to do a few of our company?
16:56This is Ginger Beans?
16:57the bastard spiked johnny's dressing room gave him a bottle of vodka oh no i did that what
17:04why didn't you tell me we needed your first show to be jaw-dropping television no way was i leaving
17:09that to chance and you didn't tell me you were gonna skewer the guy live on air you don't think
17:13he fucks your producer of martin we didn't need to push him off the wagon i didn't need help yeah
17:18you didn't need a desk either did you okay hi this is esther mcleod hi hi this is lady gosling
17:26hey how you doing hello freddie jones hey good to meet you his lovely wife hey how you doing
17:31jones roecker hi how you doing this is the backroom boys this is hey how you doing daisy hey how
17:37you
17:37doing this is deirdre hey how you doing at least he didn't film you he's a mug he looked like
17:51a charlie's
17:51angel thanks heb it's nice he's very good isn't he not the new jewel in caribbean's crown
18:02extraordinary sauce yeah so much character he's a breath of fresh air it's such a shame that you
18:08couldn't get campbell black onto the board wow is freddie jones in the bag oh very much very much
18:15much more used to us his expertise in technology business the real world but i've got to say
18:22declan's got some brass i thought johnny was gonna lamp in one how do you keep it together
18:27all that going on can i tell you a secret that was my first time taking the show out live
18:32did you like it oh my god the adrenaline yes i loved it but please don't ask me any specifics
18:39it's just a blur you met cameron then you need people that can deliver under pressure don't you
18:44diamonds couldn't agree more that's why we're courting you for the board
18:51you're getting the fuck of a lifetime tonight
19:09isn't that crazy and then the man started turning up at the house no and he was so in love
19:15with
19:15mommy but then daddy found out about it and that wasn't funny at all
19:22caitlyn anyway that's the real reason why we moved out of london daddy's new job came just at the right
19:27time
19:44mrs thatcher tells me if i want to succeed in politics i have to keep my nose clean
19:48no more cunnilingus then maude's got a thumping crush on you declan looks strong i'd watch yourself
19:59darling you know i love you to bits
20:04never tell me what to do
20:34i want to be
20:36i want to do
20:37you
20:37don't
20:38i want to take a long time
20:48I must be exhausted.
20:51How did I do?
20:53You were wonderful.
21:17Oh, Christ, you're wet.
21:20I've been thinking about you coming home all evening.
21:37Oh, what is it?
21:39Everything all right?
21:42Shitting awful evening, actually.
21:43Oh, I'm sorry.
21:45You should have come with me to watch a new Declan show.
21:49That was...
21:51brilliant.
21:59You might be a little more supportive, Lizzie.
22:15I mean, it's only my first date board in school.
22:17It's not like it's momentous or anything, is it?
22:18I'm sorry I can't drive you there.
22:20You know Daddy needs the car this morning.
22:21I didn't mean you.
22:27Bye-bye, gorgeous, ugly dog.
22:34Is Mummy going to start one of her things with Rupert?
22:37I'm not going to keep her secrets again if she does.
22:43Mummy and Daddy are going to be okay.
22:45Keep an eye on them, I promise.
22:49Oh, I'm going to miss you.
22:50Come on.
22:51Now go.
22:52I'm going.
22:56Just you and me, now, pups.
22:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:58Rabbit, bunny, jabber.
22:59Rabbit, bunny, rabbit, bunny.
23:00Rabbit, bunny, jabber.
23:00Jabber, rabbit, rabbit, yeah, yeah.
23:01Rabbit, bunny, jabber, rabbit.
23:03Bunny, jabber, rabbit.
23:03Good evening.
23:03I'm Dax Onohara.
23:04Oh, God, you won't stop talking, why don't you give it a risk?
23:11You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's, this time you got it off your chest.
23:18Now you was just the kind of girl to break my heart into.
23:22I knew I'd open life and split my eyes on you.
23:26But hours are to know you've been my heroes too.
23:29With your incessant talking, you'll be coming a piss.
23:34That's what we've got time for tonight.
23:35Oh, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.
23:40Now you're a wonderful girl.
23:44You've got a wonderful smile.
23:47You've got a wonderful smile.
23:51You've got a chance.
23:52Get off me, man.
23:54But hours are to know you've been my heroes too.
23:57With your incessant talking.
24:02Wonderful.
24:02I've got a good smile.
24:03Yeah, yeah, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.
24:06Jabba, rabbit, rabbit, yep, yep, rabbit, bunny, jabba, rabbit.
24:17Look at all this.
24:19It was a neighborhood dinner party.
24:21Why didn't Valerie Jones invite you to hand me?
24:23I don't know, Mommy.
24:24She did.
24:24I said we couldn't do it.
24:27What?
24:27I've worked to do.
24:28I never get to go anywhere I mean how can we meet anyone if you're gonna turn
24:33down everything just to prepare your stupid program my super program is all
24:38just paying the bills on this rotting pile of bricks and all you do is spend
24:41money I mean why the fuck do we own a harp oh well you want to take my music
24:44away from me it's all that I have left I go to work I'm still talking to you we
24:48can talk about it later good luck time you know it's a good job that you bought
24:53a priory because I might as well be a nun you know he's still punishing me I mean
25:00when is it going to stop
25:06my congratulations both of you 10 million view I want 12 mil this week oh I can't
25:12believe you got that story out of Mick Jagger people like telling me things
25:16psychiatrist to the stars so who's next on the couch Diana doesn't do TV Arnold
25:20Schwarzenegger Jesus he can't even speak join a Lumley Rupert Campbell black no
25:25way celebrity ex Olympian a heartthrob so I'm told and now minister for sports
25:29really that's an extraordinary trajectory there's no hinterland if I'm to
25:33interview someone who's politics I despise I want to worry the opponent
25:36could you stop swinging your dick for a moment if you stop swinging your vagina
25:39okay okay okay Declan's right Campbell Black's an arrogant brat everything people
25:46hate about the upper classes why do you hate him so much because he always gets
25:51everything he wants Joyce Rupert Campbell Black I wasn't surprised when the wife
25:57left he'll never settle will he doesn't that make him an interesting interview
26:02he's the only man in England who can come out of a sex scandal with a promotion
26:06minister for sport for God's sake the man plays tennis naked he's an
26:10irredeemable shit we needn't pour fertilizer on his already overgrown ego who do you want
26:17Declan Thatcher Margaret Thatcher no Charles fucking Dennis Thatcher look she'll never say
26:23yes anyway she thinks I'm an IRA pinko well let's see John I've donated
26:27eye-watering sums to the Tory party it's not the public who decides which way the
26:31election goes is it all right stop staring at me fuck off
26:37we've all got work to do Declan yeah don't go have a proper drink after you
26:46you've got viewing figures most people would sell their granny for so I'm just
26:51wondering why you're still unhappy here with Cameron no no I mean she's hard work
26:59but you're right she knows what she's doing I I just have a lot of my mind money
27:05stuff I have an unpaid tax bill follow me around 80 grand London wasn't cheap not with a wife who
27:15throws a party every time someone blows their nose all right well why don't I
27:22settle with the end loan revenue for you you can pay me back when you can nobody need
27:27know about her just the two of us and my account that's very decent of you self-interest really you're
27:36no good to be preoccupied well not more cheers
27:43you're welcome
27:47Peek me up and shake the doubt baby I can do without
27:57Don't mess around
27:58You bring me down
28:00How you get about
28:01Don't make sense
28:03Move down
28:16Are you always this height?
28:18I can usually size people by looking.
28:20I don't think you'd want me to serve things.
28:22I can't exactly do it myself, can I?
28:23And you know to go around the dinner table clockwise, don't you?
28:26Don't pick, Sharon.
28:27And I need you to write the menu out.
28:29One for each end of the table in French, if you don't mind.
28:31Hello, Taggy.
28:32Nice get up.
28:33Grub smells good.
28:34I'm still cross with you, Fred Frid.
28:36I mean, what were you thinking, inviting a single man?
28:38I mean, what kind of a dinner party have you ever had nine guests?
28:40Ten guests now, because I've just invited a single woman
28:42to balance her books.
28:43Fred Frid, how could you?
28:45Now I'm going to have to change the whole placement.
28:51Terrific.
28:54I could help you with the menus.
28:56I'm doing French for GCSE.
29:05They're going to be here soon, Mrs. Makepeace.
29:07Yes, Mrs. Jones.
29:08Sorry, did you decide if you want the cheese first or the pavlova?
29:11Fred Frid?
29:12Cheese or dessert?
29:14Don't posh people say pudding.
29:16Pudding?
29:16But dessert is French.
29:18Agatha, which is it?
29:19I don't know.
29:20Pudding?
29:21Feeling bored in school?
29:24Chin up, Massey.
29:26We've worked so hard, we can enjoy it now.
29:28I mean, who'd have thought it, you and me,
29:29and attending the Lord and the Lady, eh?
29:33Right.
29:48It's a nice, cosy dinner at Freddy's bum in a board seat at the end of it.
29:52I've rather implied to Lady Gosling he's already said yes,
29:55so we need to reel him in tonight.
29:57We might as well kiss goodbye to the franchise.
29:59No, absolutely.
30:01Operation Charm Offensive.
30:02Well, offensive is right.
30:04We'll be forced to admire the soft furnishings.
30:06Fitted carpets everywhere.
30:08Well, don't let Valerie Jones get you, darling.
30:12You know who she reminds you of.
30:13Who?
30:14Your mother.
30:16Hmm.
30:28Come on.
30:30You've got five minutes.
30:31Yeah, well, five minutes is how long it takes to do this bloody dress-up.
30:36No, all right.
30:39Um, you know I need you to, er, behave yourself this evening, don't you?
30:44Er, I want Tony to invite me onto the board at Carinium,
30:47and we need to look proper.
30:50Respectable.
30:50Darling, is this about Rupert?
30:52It was just a silly flirtation.
30:54Come on, you know I love you most of all.
30:56Besides, I thought you wanted a young wife that everyone admires.
30:59I do, darling.
31:01Just prefer they admire you from further away.
31:16So it was a considerable renovation?
31:18Yes, it was terribly pokey.
31:20Three bedrooms and only the one bathroom, so we had to extend.
31:23But once we'd rendered over the old stonework, you can't tell the joy between the old and new.
31:28I thought this was a listed building.
31:30Oh, it is, yeah.
31:32Fred Fred has friends in high places.
31:34I mean, one needs a good-sized lounge for entertaining.
31:37Hmm.
31:38I want to behave.
31:41I'm living charming.
31:48I think I've had this dream.
31:50Valerie made me.
31:51She's so short.
31:54Brevity is the soul of wit.
31:56And I can almost see your brevities.
32:03The fact is, this is a listed building.
32:06The rules.
32:07To come.
32:08I need to be done with him.
32:10Oh.
32:16Darling, you look ravishing.
32:18Oh, James hates this, but it's the only clean one I've got.
32:22Hello, Valerie.
32:25Evening, Stratton.
32:26Listen, I think you're giving the wrong impression about the tennis game with your wife.
32:30Or quite innocent sort of thing that wouldn't bat an eyelid on the continent.
32:33Good, clean, open-air fun.
32:35Shake hands and play nicely, shall we?
32:45Freddy!
32:47Sound system!
32:48Sorry, love.
32:49Wrong room.
32:50Freddy's equipment is staggering.
32:53Well.
32:57I, er, I gather you spent this afternoon on the couch with my husband.
33:00Yes.
33:01Do you mind?
33:02No.
33:03Good for you.
33:04I hope you told him it was marvellous afterwards.
33:09Thanks, Fred.
33:10Nature abhors a vacuum.
33:11Yes, so does my cleaner.
33:15That's very good.
33:16That's very good.
33:18You show me this sound system.
33:20I'll be back in a tick.
33:23You're ahead with the host.
33:25Bet you're next to him at dinner.
33:27Oh.
33:32Right, I'm off to see what decorative hell Valerie's unleashed on the downstairs loo.
33:37Clue-cum, darling.
33:38Clue-cum.
33:38Mm-hmm.
33:39Clue-cum.
33:53Of course, you're busy.
33:55Well, I think you like feeling useful.
33:57We'd have fun.
33:58Not trying to seduce you onto his board, is he?
34:01We're a viable, growing company with excellent prospects.
34:04The financial awards are considerable.
34:06Must we bring money into it?
34:08Fred is a businessman. It's what we do.
34:10You ever said no to this man?
34:12Frequently.
34:13Did you enjoy the polo?
34:15You're a very bad influence.
34:17I did ache for three days.
34:18Freddie!
34:19Mr Verica and Mrs Stratton are on the television.
34:23Oh, yes. Do you want to see this?
34:24Yeah, OK.
34:37Sarah, welcome.
34:38Hi, James.
34:38There you are, Sarah.
34:41Where's Sarah?
34:41You've been married to Paul Stratton, MP for Cotchester, for a few months now.
34:46How do you see your role as the wife of an MP?
34:49To support my husband in every possible way.
34:52And how do you get on with Paul's family?
34:53I mean, his children must be nearly as old as you are.
34:55Oh, very good, James. Gripping stuff.
34:57No pressure on Paul to leave his first wife.
34:59But because he eventually made that decision, you know, I'm branded a scarlet woman.
35:03So I've had to try even harder to prove myself a good woman.
35:23I'm going to get you a drink.
35:30They're all glued to the local news, I'm afraid.
35:31Well, thank you.
35:33Oh, James!
35:34Stop it.
35:35Are you 21?
35:37Oh, please. And the rest.
35:39She's a natural, isn't she?
35:41Well, it's just wonderful to see her opening up.
35:42I understand that.
35:43I understand that.
36:29Don't last for seconds, all right? Is this not fishing?
36:33You cologne?
36:34I wear it all the time.
36:35I like it.
36:36Are you sure the lighting wasn't a bit hard?
36:38It was brilliant.
36:40What the hell are you doing here?
36:41Freddie called after you left. I couldn't say no to him, could I?
36:44Well, don't do anything outrageous. Stay out of my way.
36:48Well, I clearly drew the long straw.
36:51Good.
36:54Are we all here, yeah?
36:55Yeah.
36:59Ah, Cavendish. We've never really had a proper chat, have we?
37:02No, we haven't, Leely Berry, yeah?
37:04Oh, Monica, please.
37:05We're all friends here.
37:14Rupert Campbell Black.
37:18I presume since we're the only people here with our partners that we're being set up with each other,
37:22and just so you know, I am perfectly comfortable with them.
37:25Do you have a boyfriend?
37:28Kind of.
37:30Kind of?
37:31Mm-hmm.
37:33Best kind.
37:37Sorry, I think, er, someone's been playing with the, um...
37:41Anything all right, Valerie?
37:42Yes, yeah.
37:44Quite, quite all right.
37:45Do you work with Cavendish, Jane?
37:48Her name's Cannon.
37:49No, I promise it's not.
37:52No, Cavendish, see?
37:53James thought you were called Cameron.
37:56Yeah, it's Cameron.
37:58Yeah.
37:59But this beautiful was answered to Cavendish, so why didn't you say anything?
38:03Well, you're my boss's wife.
38:05Well, silly girl.
38:08There's no need.
38:09Honestly, what peculiar behaviour?
38:16Salmon loose.
38:17Do you like salmon loose?
38:19Sir, what have you got?
38:21Chinged French peasant cravat sauce.
38:24Desert chateau.
38:26You think it's garnished from actual sand?
38:28Garnished with leftover peasants?
38:32Not frequently, no.
38:34Not quite, Agatha, please.
38:36Sorry.
38:36I didn't tell her.
39:01It looks amazing.
39:03I do love a bit of pheasant.
39:06And how'd you get on with Declan on it?
39:08Well, I'm his producer, which gives him license to be obnoxious.
39:11God knows how his wife puts up with him.
39:13Well, you could ask Taggy here. She's his daughter.
39:16Oh, God, I'm sorry.
39:18It's all sport with you, isn't it?
39:21Blood sport, mostly the chase.
39:23Oh, but if you caught something, I don't think you know what to do with it.
39:27She's quite the ball-breaker, your new producer. Where'd you find her?
39:30Hunted her down in New York.
39:31Ah, blood sports again. You guys go to school together or something?
39:34Oh, no, no, no, no.
39:36And that's funny. Why?
39:39Because, as it happens, no, we didn't.
39:42Rupert went to Harrow.
39:44I went to grammar school.
39:46And you'll never let anyone forget it, will you?
39:48I wasn't going to say anything of the sort of you that won't let anyone forget it, Battingham.
39:54Tony was quite different as a boy.
39:57Oh.
39:58Billy Bunter, weren't you?
40:00Okay. What's grammar school and how is it different from where you went?
40:03Well, it's increasingly hard to say.
40:06Rupert's school cost a lot more, but they didn't spend any of it teaching him manners.
40:12Very good, Lady Battingham.
40:13I can't imagine you, fat Tony.
40:15That's where I got my drive to succeed.
40:16I wish Fred Fred had a drive like that.
40:19We can't budge his cows at all.
40:21Ha!
40:22Be careful what you wish for, Valerie.
40:25It might drive him to some dangerous places.
40:28I've been meaning to say, Tony, we found a presenter for our Caring for the Elderly segment.
40:32She's a Jamaican lady living in Cotchester, a 70-year-old widow with an adult daughter,
40:37which makes her a black single mother.
40:39That box taken.
40:40I was brought up by a black single mother.
40:43Can't wait to tune in.
40:48I'm not sure what this sign is.
40:50What a jam is.
40:51What a jam is.
40:52She's so exotic, isn't she?
40:54Where's she from?
40:54America, I think.
40:56Wayne likes black girls, don't you, Wayne?
40:57What? Shut up!
40:58You've got a picture of Grace Jones when I close on.
41:00I saw it in your pants drawer.
41:02Oh, it's going so well.
41:03The pheasant was divine.
41:05Everyone's saying so.
41:07I knew you'd be wonderful at this.
41:10I'm sorry I should put you in that thing.
41:11It was me.
41:12You were at the menu's out.
41:13That's why the spelling's so bad.
41:15Oh, God.
41:16You're dyslexia.
41:19I'm so sorry.
41:21We thought we were taking the mickey out of...
41:24someone else.
41:26Well, you cook like a dream,
41:29even if you can't spell for shit.
41:53What's your favourite thing about your job?
41:58Well, what a lovely question.
42:04Space.
42:05Up there.
42:07Most British satellites use my computers now,
42:10and sometimes...
42:12I look up at the night sky,
42:14and I see a little star winking back at me,
42:17and I think...
42:18I've made that happen.
42:21And it blows my mind.
42:31Chateau Gatheau.
42:33Mm.
42:34This looks divine.
42:38Well done, Angel.
42:52You stupid bitch!
42:54What the fuck are you doing?
42:55I'm so sorry.
42:56I'm sorry.
42:58Oops.
42:58Fetch a cloth, Agatha!
43:00Don't fetch a cloth.
43:01It's Armani.
43:02I'll pay for it.
43:03Whoa!
43:03You couldn't begin to.
43:05Needn't be a bitch about it.
43:07I'm sorry.
43:10Come on.
43:11This can't get you tidied up.
43:12Come on, me.
43:15Rupert, how could you?
43:21God, that is exactly the kind of...
43:24I thought she'd like it.
43:26God knows her mother would have.
43:27Women come just a buffet they'd have for you to snack on.
43:30Perhaps she's not as innocent as you think she is,
43:32and that's a very cheeky little dress.
43:34Valerie made her wear it to do the job.
43:36Not that you'd understand.
43:39With looks like hers, I wouldn't have thought a career was that important.
43:41Honestly, Rupert, this was badly done.
44:08Taggy, I think...
44:09Get away from me.
44:11I thought you wanted me to.
44:12Why on earth would you think that?
44:14You like to watch.
44:16Thought you might be grown up enough to play, too.
44:18You're disgusting, and I want nothing to do with you.
44:24Taggy, hang on.
44:29You're a idiot.
44:31What's true?
44:40Well, the traumatic end to the evening.
44:43All these sobbing women.
44:46Valerie, all right?
44:48She's chuffed to bits that you're going to dinner.
44:51So, thank you.
44:54So...
44:56This bald thing.
44:59My vow, she...
45:01She's keen for me to get into something more cultural.
45:04So, why don't you send me over to business plan?
45:07I'll look over it.
45:10I'll give you a call on Monday.
45:16I'll give you a call on Monday.
45:27Last night was humiliating.
45:30I don't know if I can do this anymore.
45:34You and me.
45:35What?
45:36Why?
45:39Why?
45:41You were at Valerie Jones' dinner party?
45:45Yeah.
45:45I gather you got pudding tipped all over you by my daughter.
45:49I'll pay for the cleaning bill.
45:50Wouldn't Rupert do that?
45:52It was him who made Taggy drop the pudding when he groped her.
45:56He what?
45:57I bet he didn't know.
45:58No.
46:00It was more than a pinch on the bottom, wasn't it?
46:02I didn't see it at the time, but grope sounds right.
46:04I'm sorry, he fucking what?
46:07Yeah.
46:07He's a promiscuous libertine, isn't he?
46:11Fondles whoever he likes.
46:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
46:16Hold on, Declan, wait, wait, wait.
46:17Wait.
46:18Bastard.
46:18Jesus, when I catch him up.
46:20Interview him to death?
46:23You know, that's an idea.
46:25Think about it.
46:26You go over there and thump him, who gets to see it?
46:28One housekeeper and a gardener at best.
46:31Have him on the show.
46:33You can flay him in front of 16 million people.
46:37Oh, but you already said you didn't want him, right?
46:38No hinterland.
46:39I didn't want him either.
46:40I didn't want to give him the exposure, but exposing him, come on.
46:44That's a whole different show, isn't it?
46:46That's where you destroy him and it lasts a fuck of a lot longer than a black eye.
46:53Revenge is a dish best served on television.
46:56Do you want to accuse him?
47:11Do you want to accuse his hinder?
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