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OMG! My Snow White Is A Man | Full Movie
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00:00You
00:05Sorry, I
00:07What's got you so focused you forgot how to walk?
00:11Get back I give it back beg me
00:20Get off me nerd
00:28Don't laugh shut the hell up
00:40Go pick that ball up or I'm gonna make you regret it
00:50Let him go
00:51Oh come on Marcus you mess with him every day now you're playing hero
00:57Only I get to bully him
01:02Touch him again
01:02And I'll twist your head off and use it as a soccer ball
01:08You okay?
01:09Mind your own business
01:10He's right this is all your fault
01:12And now you're acting like some hero
01:15Marcus listen to me
01:16The person I hate most in this world
01:19Is you
01:22Lucas
01:23I bully you because
01:25I fucking like you
01:32Lucas you're home
01:33I made you your favorite hot cocoa
01:35Spare me the fake nice
01:37I know what you're doing
01:39You know?
01:40You're trying to win me over
01:41But let me make this clear
01:43You will never be the lady of this house
01:49What the hell is that?
01:51Were you trying to poison me?
01:59Your father won't marry me because of you
02:01If you're alive
02:02I'll never inherit his fortune
02:04So I have to get rid of you
02:06If my dad finds out you tried to hurt me
02:09He'll never marry a psycho like you
02:12Too bad you won't get the chance to tell him
02:15Die
02:21Marcus
02:21What are you doing here?
02:23I came down the chimney
02:24Lucas
02:25I need to explain why I mess with you
02:32I need to explain why I mess with you
02:43Let go of me
02:56Okay
02:56Either I'm dead
02:58Or I blacked out
02:59At a renaissance fair
03:00What are you?
03:01A flying paper cut?
03:02Ah
03:03Our prince charming is finally awake
03:04I am the guardian sprite of fairy tales
03:07You awakened me
03:08So I brought you into this story book
03:13Oh my god
03:14I look like a rejected Disney extra
03:18Why am I dressed like Prince Chanham's cousin
03:20Who sells essential oils?
03:22How can I leave this ridiculous place?
03:25Your highness
03:26The king commands you to depart at once
03:29To marry the princess Snow White
03:30Of the neighboring kingdom
03:31Snow White?
03:32Absolutely not
03:33I'm gay
03:34I'm not about to drag some innocent girl
03:36Into a straight marriage starter pack
03:37That's emotional terrorism
03:41You have got to be kidding me
03:43Good morning
03:44Princess Snow White
03:46Sleep well?
03:46I'm a guy
03:47Do you see the stubble?
03:48The Adam's apple?
03:49The entire male anatomy package?
03:51Hmm
03:52Yeah
03:52That's
03:53Not supposed to happen
03:54Okay
03:55Looks like we've got a role assignment error
03:58Let me file a ticket with fairy tale tech support
04:01Oh great
04:03So how long is the wait time?
04:04Three business centuries?
04:05Why won't this thing come off?
04:07I want men's clothes
04:08Pants
04:09It's a hoodie
04:10Literally anything with sleeves that aren't made in
04:12Can't
04:12Your character is Snow White
04:14Snow White has a dress
04:15It's in the contract
04:16I never signed anything
04:18You did
04:19You just didn't read the terms and conditions
04:20Like everyone else
04:23Look
04:23You got unlimited dresses
04:25Fresh options daily
04:26It's basically princess Netflix
04:31No
04:32No no no no
04:33Stop
04:33Alright
04:34Ready to meet your prince charming?
04:36He'll be here soon
04:38To marry you
04:39What?
04:40I'm straight
04:41I don't like men
04:42Tell me how to get out of this nightmare
04:43Easy
04:44You just have to truly fall in love with prince charming
04:46You're insane
04:50Accept reality your highness
04:51This is the only way you can return to the real world
04:54Fall in love with a man?
04:56I'd rather be trapped here forever
04:57Princess Snow White
04:59You
05:00Inherited your father's heroic
05:02Masculinity
05:03Princess
05:05The queen requests your presence
05:09What is it?
05:11Oh my god
05:13Lucas
05:13You're Snow White?
05:16This is amazing
05:18The evil queen?
05:19Yeah
05:20That tracks
05:21You're dressed like a walking jewelry store
05:23Afraid people might miss how greedy you are
05:25Oh my dear Lucas
05:27In here I'm the queen
05:30I have everything
05:31And honestly
05:32I'm in love with this place
05:34And you
05:36Are the key back to reality
05:38So if I want to stay here
05:40I'll have to kill you
05:42You're sure he's the coldest killer in the kingdom?
05:48Yes, your majesty
05:49He's the infamous hunter nicknamed
05:51Mr. Alpha Male
05:52I hate women
05:53Especially women prettier than me
05:55So Snow White
05:57The most beautiful cannot be allowed to live
06:02Leave your Snow White to me
06:16Die Snow White
06:23Snow White
06:24Snow White is a man?
06:25A man and he's hot?
06:29Who the hell are you?
06:32I'm your secret lover
06:35Snow White's taste is a felony
06:38I get it
06:39You're the queen's assassin
06:40She sent you to kill me
06:41She told me to eliminate you
06:43She just forgot to mention you're a man
06:46And exactly
06:47My type
06:49I've changed my mind
06:51A face like yours?
06:52I couldn't possibly pull the trigger
06:56You don't come any closer
06:58The entire palace is under the queen's control
07:01She won't stop until you're dead
07:03But I can protect you
07:04Whether you come with me
07:06Is your choice
07:07You?
07:08Protect me?
07:09That's right
07:10I'm the coldest killer alive
07:12Mr. Alpha Male
07:14He actually let that little trot escape!
07:18Issue a kingdom-wide manhunt now!
07:21A princess with an Adam's apple
07:23Chest hair
07:24Shouldn't be hard to spot
07:27For the last time
07:28I am not marrying Snow White
07:30I only want Lucas
07:30Your Highness!
07:32Bad news!
07:33Snow White has gone missing!
07:35Missing?
07:36Perfect!
07:36This Snow White has
07:37A suspicious amount of testosterone
07:40Wait
07:41Snow White is
07:42Lucas?
07:46I
07:47I can't run anymore
07:52Hide!
07:56I'll go distract them
07:57You head east
07:58And find your fiancé
08:00Prince Charming
08:01He will protect you
08:03But what about you?
08:04Don't worry
08:05I'm a Mr. Alpha Male
08:06A few guards can't hurt me
08:09Remember
08:10Never enter the enchanted forest
08:12There are seven total psychos in there
08:14Nobody who goes in
08:15Ever makes it out alive
08:20Damn
08:20He's handsome
08:22Too bad he doesn't like men
08:24Wait
08:25Does he actually like men or not?
08:28Hey!
08:29You ugly freaks!
08:30Come and catch me!
08:33Get him!
08:35Damn this dress!
08:37Damn the queen!
08:38Damn this fairy tale!
08:43Princess Snow White
08:45Her Majesty requests your return to the palace
08:48And what if I say no?
08:51Then you'll suffer a little
08:57Marcus!
08:58What the hell is this jerk doing here?
09:00As long as I'm here
09:01Nobody can lay a finger on him
09:03Someone thinks a little too highly of themselves
09:11What are you doing?
09:13What are you doing?
09:13Stop it!
09:14Roll the unstoppable secret technique
09:16Tickle attack!
09:25Are you okay?
09:27Are you okay?
09:27You're wearing a prince's uniform
09:30You're Prince Charming?
09:33no no no if you're prince charming i'd rather die or stuck here forever
09:37lucas still hates me i should hide my identity for now and give him time i'm not
09:45i'm not prince charming i'm his half brother prince charging prince prince charging what
09:52the hell is that look bright enough to light a whole kingdom that's why they call me prince
09:56charging even your horse looks gay as hell i'm heading to find my brother prince charming
10:05why don't we go together no thanks there are wild beasts around here it's dangerous alone
10:10well even if i'm wearing this stupid dress i'm still a man i'm not afraid of any beasts
10:23so want to reconsider my offer and just so you know there's more than one snake out here
10:29damn it i might actually need this jerk to protect me fine whatever
10:39stop in broad daylight what are you doing fixing my shirt what did you think
10:48damn his body is actually amazing if you want to look you can be bold i'd be honored if my
10:55muscles have your approval who's looking narcissist then do you want to touch them
11:03what what what are you doing i know you want me to i don't
11:13kissing a man actually feels pretty good
11:31thank god it was just a dream lucas lucas get a grip you're straight stop having stupid
11:38dreams like that and the guys you hate the most i'm straight i'm straight
11:45being queen feels wonderful even my hair is smoother than before
11:50the this is
11:53my hair what happened to my hair
11:56wow this means snow white and prince charming have met
12:00what from now on every time their relationship grows a little deeper
12:04you'll lose another patch of hair and when they truly fall in love
12:08your head will become one perfectly smooth boiled egg
12:13no lucas marcus i'll kill you both
12:18spread my order hunt down snow white across the entire kingdom alive or dead
12:23your majesty perhaps the legendary magic mirror could cure your boldness
12:28right the all-knowing mirror it has to be able to fix my hair
12:33go find that mirror immediately i want it brought to me within three days
12:39lucas once i catch you i'm gonna pluck every single hair off your head
12:47look is that a princess princess that's obviously a man
12:52a man who likes wearing dresses
12:54hey handsome cute dress mind lend it to my big sis sometime
13:00just ignore them i hate this dress
13:03oh my goodness whose daughter is this she's so tall
13:12mom that lady has stubble
13:14don't say nonsense apologize to the lady
13:17wait
13:19he really does have stubble
13:20i'm a man
13:21a man in a dress
13:23sick
13:24calm down don't bother with them
13:32look there's a hot girl bathing
13:34man tonight's our lucky night
13:38why does the voice sound like a guy
13:41you know nothing androger and your beauty is trending
13:47it's a man my eyes
13:49hey i haven't even screamed yet what are you screaming
13:51i swear i'll never peek at bathing girls again
13:54please stop sending cross-dressing dudes to test me
13:57i've had enough of this
13:59sprite fairy whatever
14:01just get out here right now
14:06i want to get rid of this damn dress
14:10well it's not impossible play a game with me and you can change it
14:14what game
14:15look
14:22no way
14:23whatever the game is i won't play anything with him
14:25hey what did i do to you this time
14:27then i guess you'll just keep
14:30wearing the dress
14:31honestly the more i look at it on you the better it suits you
14:35fine
14:35what game
14:38blindfold feeding
14:40lucas puts on the blindfold
14:41marcus sits three meters away
14:44lucas has to walk over and feed the strawberry to marcus
14:47that's it
14:48easy peasy
14:49but you can't use your hands
14:50you have to hold the strawberry in your mouth
14:52what kind of perverted game is that
14:54what's wrong
14:55scared
14:56who's scared
14:57i'll just pretend i'm feeding a pet
15:01okay
15:20where are you touching
15:22shut up
15:34oh my god
15:35does this count as kissing marcus
15:37this is a straight man's greatest humiliation
15:39his lips
15:41are just as soft as in my dream
15:45wait
15:45why am i reacting
15:47no no no that's impossible
15:48what's wrong
15:49stomach ache
15:50i'm fine don't come closer
15:52ho ho i see what's going on now
15:54shut up
15:57you know
15:58i'm actually the same as you
16:02take some time
16:04wait
16:04does this mean i've actually been turned gay
16:08finally
16:09i can get out of that damn dress
16:13i can't reveal my identity to lucas just yet
16:15please keep it a secret for me
16:17this is getting good
16:18the plot just keeps getting juicier
16:20do you think you're watching a reality show
16:32hungry
16:33no i'm fine
16:34here
16:36thirsty
16:37i said i'm fine
16:39cold
16:40drop it
16:41i'm not cold
16:46i've never seen such a beautiful flower
16:48this is for you
16:49just so you know
16:50this adorable little flower
16:51completely poisonous
16:58it has no taste at all
17:00i want juice
17:01although there's no juice
17:03honey water on the house
17:04and trust me
17:05we got plenty
17:06you're not trying to
17:08watch me
17:09marcus don't do it
17:12this is gonna end badly
17:17hey there
17:20is it coming
17:31it's all your fault
17:32we almost got stung to death
17:34and you're still laughing
17:36you're still cute when you're mad
17:39no no no i'm straight
17:41totally straight
17:42from now on
17:43you must stay at least one meter away from me
17:56marcus
17:57at your service
17:59pull me up right now
18:00didn't you just tell me to keep more than a meter away from you
18:03this pit
18:04this pit looks at least three meters deep
18:06which meets your requirement perfectly
18:08marcus stop messing around
18:09but you literally make that rule like five seconds ago
18:12asshole just wait till i get up there i swear
18:15i'm gonna mess you up
18:16why don't you climb up here first
18:17then we'll talk
18:18marcus
18:19come back
18:20jerk
18:21all that talk about liking me was a lie
18:24bullying me at school
18:25and now abandoning me
18:27i almost believed him
18:29crying
18:31idiot
18:32didn't you leave
18:33what are you doing back here
18:34silly boy
18:35i'd never leave you here
18:37grab on
18:38i'll pull you up
18:39i've got you
18:48aren't you the captain of the football team
18:50how come you're so weak
18:51maybe because you're heavier than you look
18:54i'm literally standard weight
18:55the real problem here is you're weak
18:57fine fine it's all my fault
19:00you can scoot a little closer
19:02trust me it's way warmer over here
19:05in your dreams
19:06i'd rather freeze to death
19:07fine have it your way
19:08idiot
19:09freezing your ass off
19:11and still pretending you're fine
19:15damn it
19:15why am i in his arms
19:18hmm
19:19no wonder he won prom king two years in a row
19:22he really is good looking
19:24you're awake
19:25i i i was just
19:34what the hell are you doing
19:37lucas i'm sorry i just
19:39let me tell you marcus i'm straight
19:40i could never like you
19:42i was just being impulsive
19:43i'll never forgive you for bullying me at school
19:45you make me sick
19:47what did you say
19:48i said
19:49you make me sick
19:50there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk like you
19:54you're right
20:00i am a jerk
20:01i'm such an idiot for falling for you
20:03marcus let go of me
20:05i'm such a fool for doing everything i could to get your attention
20:08for trying to protect you this whole time
20:10but from now on i'm not gonna like you anymore
20:14i finally got rid of this jerk
20:16i should be happy
20:17but why do i feel so lost
20:21we need to figure out how to get out of here
20:24marcus
20:24i heard you
20:31grab it
20:44thanks
20:44let's go
20:51marcus
20:53where are you
21:00marcus help
21:04marcus help
21:07run
21:16i said run
21:17do you hear me
21:19no
21:20i can't leave you to face this alone
21:26marcus
21:27marcus
21:27get out of here
21:28i can't hold it off much longer
21:30but you
21:31what i said before
21:32i didn't mean it
21:33i lied to you
21:34what
21:35i still fucking like you
21:37i've liked you since middle school
21:39and i never stopped
21:47i'm not leaving you here
22:03are you hurt
22:06no i'm fine
22:07just
22:08my legs are just a little shaky
22:18he actually risked his life to save me
22:21after i was so mean to him
22:23i said
22:23you make me sick
22:25there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk like you
22:28did i go too far with what i said
22:30if it weren't for him
22:31those scars would probably be on me
22:42it's ready
22:42you first
22:45marcus i said those things earlier out of anger too
22:49i know i was way out of line
22:50i'm sorry
22:51lucas
22:53would you just give us a chance
22:55i don't expect you to say yes right now
22:57i just want to know
22:59is there even a tiny chance you could ever like me
23:02how could i ever like a guy
23:03it should be an easy answer
23:05so why is it so hard to say
23:07i'm sorry
23:08i can't
23:09i'm really grateful you saved my life
23:12but i'm straight
23:12and i'll never be anything else
23:14i
23:15i'm sorry
23:18i get it
23:19i respect your choice
23:22but i'm still gonna like you anyway
23:29i'm finally free of his nonsense
23:31so why don't feel happy at all
23:32get a grip lucas
23:34you're just grateful he saved you
23:36you're not gay
23:38a glowing flower
23:40never seen one of those before
23:43it smells special
23:47it's so hot
23:48what's going on
24:05marcus
24:09what's wrong
24:12what's wrong
24:14i want you
24:23you've got a fever
24:25why are you burning up
24:33lucas
24:33are you drunk
24:35there isn't even any alcohol out here
24:37marcus
24:38i know you want me
24:40you're not thinking straight
24:41i'm not taking advantage of you like this
25:09don't
25:13don't want
25:14don't stop
25:28warning
25:30don't touch me
25:32so now you're denying everything
25:33you were pretty eager last night
25:36i i i don't remember any of it
25:38and if you tell anyone about last night
25:40i'll cut your tongue out
25:41this is all that stupid flowers fault
25:44i only lost control because that damn pollen
25:47pollen can't create desire
25:48it only amplifies what's already there
25:50admit it lucas
25:51you want me
25:53do i really want him
25:55no
25:56there's no way this bastard turned me gay
26:00prince charming's castle
26:01tomorrow
26:01you'll finally meet him
26:03great
26:03after tomorrow i won't have to see your annoying face ever again
26:07why does it feel like my heart is breaking
26:10that flower must have fried my brain
26:11i'm just used to having him around all the time
26:15that's all
26:16don't worry
26:16once i get back to the real world
26:18everything will go back to normal
26:24the last glowing thing we found was an aphrodisiac flower
26:27don't tell me this glowing water is some kind of love potion too
26:29why don't you take a sip and find out
26:33well look who finally made it here
26:35you again
26:36every time you show up something bad happens
26:38relax
26:39i'm just here for the show this time
26:42this is the spring of desire
26:43if you look into it
26:44you'll see what your heart wants most
26:46oh yeah
26:47then let's see what i want most
26:49probably a massive feast back in the real world
26:52back off
26:53okay
26:54okay
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