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00:00:05Last week, Hypergnosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypergnosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29It's like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:04I don't know.
00:01:07I don't know.
00:01:11I don't know.
00:01:24Oh, shit.
00:01:26I don't know.
00:01:29Oh, shit.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages for the next session
00:01:50tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred clients
00:01:55from your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah we'll do some
00:02:06spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32the gojis what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday
00:02:48yeah remember where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma
00:02:54listen i i'm not accusing you i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma
00:03:02brain food only fish with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova
00:03:08don't cry don't do that but where is the cube it's okay thank you she's okay she's crying
00:03:11she's not fine there's she stole the cubes
00:03:14this is what you once said about you yelled at the hell nothing worse
00:03:18nothing worse really well she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're going to run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free okay
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus nana your paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are
00:04:08on a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox
00:04:24is in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:37duncan no one knew that you were the source not for me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay
00:04:48no you're my deep throat anyway you like it nana
00:04:58audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious okay
00:05:05man anxious man anxious
00:05:12i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child
00:05:26sleeps down there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more
00:05:33than that see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this
00:05:38that's my pippin this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that
00:05:47trashed i'm sorry that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times
00:05:52have i asked alvin to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice
00:05:56do we have
00:05:56but a gun okay well true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're
00:06:02gonna
00:06:02he's done nothing okay but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home
00:06:08with an instrument of death no offense you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell
00:06:23you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people on the
00:06:28radar of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals
00:06:34might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i mean cia does it all the time
00:06:41the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help i don't want
00:06:47a
00:06:48klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have all the old furniture
00:06:54from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo types
00:07:36like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn so basically it's a parade
00:07:43of shit ceos or bored retired types like me it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a
00:07:50fireworks
00:07:51factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay carl we we we all feel that way uh
00:07:59sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners no integrity we we want to
00:08:06lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting yes yes amen sister let's hurt them
00:08:13um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could use um what about our mnemonics
00:08:23stop stop stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s stop t take a step back oh
00:08:30yeah can
00:08:30i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop but the s of
00:08:39stop stands for stop
00:08:40yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back o observe p
00:08:48proceed
00:08:50mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that the s of stop is for stop correct
00:08:55i mean can you people pretend to to dress it up a little bit i mean slow down suspend something
00:09:03i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that probably high-fived each
00:09:10other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if i could stop i wouldn't need
00:09:15the mnemonic
00:09:15if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't stop right you did stop is
00:09:21only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step back yeah are
00:09:30you are you
00:09:31testing me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for start t uh throwing things
00:09:39carl a is for at uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say i'm gonna
00:09:46say it retarded
00:09:47okay and the last t is for therapist i am going to start throwing things and retarded therapists
00:09:53huh i said it okay oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen sat scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say she hits 1300
00:10:17then we're well within range for duke carnegie no i'm going to stanford that's me sorry
00:10:24jameson low-key favor can you try these glasses on
00:10:30wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah
00:10:36and what if we went a bit radical here maybe multicolor
00:10:40uh manifests individuality no i think she looked like a blue-eyed piñata
00:10:50i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have
00:11:30two hundred right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking
00:11:39read the um endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look like
00:11:45a run unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all
00:11:52such bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being neurodivergent well i'm not you're really just
00:11:59done the margin i'm not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else
00:12:03let's retest jim jim yeah just take the neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get
00:12:09cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum
00:12:13i mean i always assume you are with me on it and hey who among the silicon savants are in
00:12:18a little
00:12:19divergent in the neuro right right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how
00:12:24to shop and talk and stuff we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's uh
00:12:32really interesting perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum
00:12:38well why would she no what no why would she that's uh i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called a
00:12:46cognitive overload folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting and i was talking to you and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary is aware of your unusual investment
00:13:09strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do that hello
00:13:23duncan hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were having
00:13:49quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great you need the internet no no no great old school good good not
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay so microphones same as bed dogs who blow down to where it's warm gross right yeah
00:14:37look behind your couch cushions and chairs and look closely
00:14:42even your closet can make sneaky hiding places for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:49and people your art those paintings and that pattern hiding is really impressive right
00:14:58and remember it's only the uranulia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:03the uranulia in the eyes of the air
00:15:23and the other one is a bit more of a little bit more of a big difference
00:15:24and the little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more
00:15:31than
00:15:43what's wrong gary you look a little green no no no you're one of those guys who really likes to
00:15:47drive i wasn't driving it's a self-driving car i mean who knows how to drive better than a car
00:15:53right right yeah yeah you're not a risk guy gary huh huh sure let me ask you how are you
00:16:00with your
00:16:01investments you like you like to get freaky with the down oh you know investing is like joanne's
00:16:07department mostly is it yeah oh lily never shuts up about my portfolio joanne must keep you abreast
00:16:13right uh not so much it's like i do more thermostats oil changes like yeah good that structure you want
00:16:20to go right home sweet home everyone has a smart house right this one's dumb
00:16:31that whole thing on top of the house that's a faraday cage blocks all cellular here give me
00:16:37yours oh no i need to have this right now that's okay but no cell phones inside
00:16:44yeah sure great could use a break good great yep the internet's never once popped its cherry
00:16:51i mean if you need milk the fridge won't tell you your phone won't suggest you breathe and i guess
00:16:57if you fall down and break your leg you're out of luck yeah i suppose let's find out how weird
00:17:03i am
00:17:14i confuse texture with temperature always sometimes rarely never like when i touch things
00:17:26always sometimes rarely never maybe with like fruit wet fruit you know like a melon rind so
00:17:36rarely i fear flowers with thorns always sometimes rarely never never i don't know what should i
00:18:10i'm sorry does that count for more
00:18:15i'm sorry does that count for more
00:18:17it's my turn always sometimes rarely always
00:18:31orson orson i need you right now
00:18:35i did you lock the door
00:18:41okay i have all my passwords saved here somewhere um on a thumb drive and i i i need to
00:18:51change all of
00:18:52them okay um uh hey what what what if you just uh give me the computer password then i can
00:18:58change them all
00:19:02aren't you smart okay um it's your name and your birthday
00:19:14uh did you do the capital o
00:19:17i did the capital o
00:19:22that's not the right date well it's my birthday no it's not it it totally is it's the 11th
00:19:31no it's it's the 10th
00:19:36this is why you always call me the day after my birthday
00:19:52it's allumi's birthday
00:19:55allumi yeah our she was your dad's actually um uh allumi uh wiener dog uh we scattered her ashes at
00:20:03the beach
00:20:05that that trip that we took to knott's berry farm you remember yes you do you loved it
00:20:12that there was that um that mine ride with the animatronic chinese laborers and you wore that little
00:20:18cowboy hat i got you well i didn't go there for me orson jesus you think i had a good
00:20:24time at knott's
00:20:30um why don't why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead yeah good idea
00:20:40um like this um right over here this yeah yeah thank you
00:20:58can you hear that listen
00:21:03total lack of microwaves
00:21:06yeah it's it's a beautiful house duncan
00:21:10it was hamish's my business partner college roommate
00:21:18he loved it here we co-founded fafa you remember fafa yeah uh yeah
00:21:24uh a buddy of mine met his first wife on fafa and i bought a subaru on fafa it was
00:21:30actually my
00:21:30second subaru got that on fafa nice nice okay so i really got to get back so can you run
00:21:37me
00:21:37do you remember you remember hamish hamish was a genius
00:21:41inept but you know he couldn't
00:21:44he couldn't look people in the eye he couldn't
00:21:48couldn't talk to people i talked for him
00:21:57uh dude had a horrible stutter yeah i would steal his uh his shoes his medication you know that kind
00:22:07of thing and uh you'd go fa fa fuck you duncan and that's how he came up with the name
00:22:13fa fa
00:22:13oh how he hanged himself oh right above where you're standing actually oh yeah you still make
00:22:23out where he uh carved his goodbye sorry
00:22:31yeah should have been your welcome right you're welcome he gave me this house gave me everything
00:22:37and a chance to do it on my own yeah
00:22:45that's how i bought hypergnosis
00:22:54wish that a joanne back then let's go okay okay
00:23:02joanne deserves so much more and i'm not talking about you i'm
00:23:06i'm sure you keep her very satisfied and i am i'm
00:23:12being financially we're doing all right duncan i appreciate your concern you can call yourself a
00:23:18car right i'm gonna hang back and meditate if you just go up the hill you'll eventually get service
00:23:24okay wait up up this
00:23:39okay okay what was joanne texting gary about uh well was it about me it was wasn't it it was
00:23:45about me
00:23:46no uh no it's not it's um okay what she uh she wants uh she wants a gun a gun
00:23:56a gun a gun yes good morning good morning
00:24:26uh good morning girl good morning dr webb
00:24:29uh wondering what's that that was for lacy
00:24:35last year she was one of the ones who put herself in a cal trains path
00:24:40uh take it down bill or else they will all want one
00:24:50you know what they're gonna say klepto pyro psycho
00:24:57uh probably make a lot of it just smile if i unalive myself i'm just having too much fun you
00:25:06know
00:25:13what's that you got no wisdom to share speak up this is embarrassing
00:25:45okay
00:25:52are you nervous don't be you're gonna be great not great you don't have to be great just keep
00:25:57expectations reasonable here i say this in my clients you know the story of icarus he um he tried
00:26:04to fly uh too close to the sun but his wings melted and so he fell down to earth and
00:26:09died but if
00:26:10icarus flew too low he'd drown the middle that is where you want to be yep not drowning not getting
00:26:19burned by the sun but hey you're flying that's cool okay thanks mom love you so much you have no
00:26:28idea
00:26:36that's what you're going to be okay thank you thank you hey how's it going uh you have room here
00:26:49hi uh namen gray orson stern ninth grade
00:26:59i'm new so uh dr webb uh this young man is in the system but
00:27:10hon it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived we can't onboard you until we get
00:27:18it my my dad was supposed to do that oh well can you give him a call
00:27:47um he didn't he didn't answer it why don't you go wait in the dining hall
00:27:53someone will come find you
00:28:04oh
00:28:08oh
00:28:09oh
00:28:37All right, have a good day.
00:28:39Yeah, bye, bye.
00:28:41Um, hey, uh, we should talk.
00:28:45There's nothing to talk about.
00:28:46Nothing to talk. That's...
00:28:48That's emotional distortion.
00:28:50And if deliberate. Um, quite cruel.
00:28:53Duncan, I am not doing this here.
00:28:56It's fine. That's fine. Follow me. We'll talk.
00:28:59No.
00:28:59Fine. Um, when you were insider trading off your patients...
00:29:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry, your clients.
00:29:06When you were insider trading off your clients,
00:29:08most private and confidential confidences given to you
00:29:11in strict confidence according to the rules of Therapy International,
00:29:16I'm just curious.
00:29:19Oh, my God!
00:29:22Oh, my God!
00:29:24Oh, my God!
00:29:39I love you!
00:29:40Oh, my God!
00:29:45Where are you, Ty?
00:29:52Oh, my God!
00:29:56Oh, my God!
00:29:57Oh, my God, thank you.
00:29:57Oh, my God!
00:29:57Oh, thank God.
00:30:05Oh, my God!
00:30:08Let's go.
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi.
00:30:59I've been hacked, I think.
00:31:01Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:08Um, the sticky part is, uh, I'm a psychologist.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:12Um, but patients, well, clients,
00:31:14come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is.
00:31:20Um, but one of them must have got my phone
00:31:22and, and, uh, found my brokerage accounts.
00:31:25Okay, well, let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay, thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Uh, well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient
00:31:37confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients,
00:31:41I-I couldn't testify, um, to it.
00:31:45Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:50They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54Um, thank you.
00:31:55Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
00:31:59So, and, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me.
00:32:10Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades, like, give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses, only profits.
00:32:37It's an ethical concern.
00:32:38Uh, I-I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:45Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity,
00:32:49like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:02To protect my patient, make a bad bet, maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up?
00:33:07Sure.
00:33:08I can't advise you to do that.
00:33:11We have duties.
00:33:11You know, fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah.
00:33:14I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now.
00:33:16Great.
00:33:17Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper?
00:33:28This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:39Her...
00:33:40Like her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:49Well, there's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I think this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we gonna call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no-did.
00:34:09No-did.
00:34:10Like hypnosis, hypnosis.
00:34:11Like G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:13Oh, she's on the 280 and she's getting off.
00:34:15Oh, where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um...
00:34:21Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman and this is not protecting
00:34:28and it's not probing, it's straight up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:35Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right, that's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The Eye of Node.
00:35:09Eye of Node.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:32And we'll be quiet.
00:35:33What are you?
00:35:37I'll just be quiet.
00:35:37We're close.
00:35:38You're right.
00:35:40It's a lot of instruction.
00:35:41You don't need to be quiet too.
00:35:41But, no, I'm not sure.
00:35:41The secret to success. Take something people already do for free and charge
00:35:47them for it. Now you've got a business. I'm the founder of Brainly. What's your
00:35:52winning idea?
00:35:59Work is life. That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your
00:36:04business where days are numbers, not names. No more Mondays, no more Sundays,
00:36:09just pure flow. What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:39Morons.
00:36:41Morons.
00:36:44Morons.
00:36:55Morons.
00:37:17Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow, great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great.
00:38:06We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
00:38:12about that, too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:23What?
00:38:48They're literally right there.
00:38:51They're not a quarter of a billion dollars.
00:38:52You're not thinking things through.
00:38:55What do you sell?
00:38:58What do you sell?
00:39:24I don't deserve it.
00:39:25Maybe we can still get into heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:28It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall
00:39:34on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in spaces all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO.
00:40:28Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry?
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:50Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10Uh, we, we just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24We're lucky this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I'm sorry.
00:41:32Shut up!
00:41:32Shut up!
00:41:33Shut up!
00:41:33Shut up!
00:41:34Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36I'm going back that way.
00:41:38Nice hammer, asshole!
00:41:40Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot, maybe under her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10Perhaps right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try the left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There, there is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right.
00:42:20Just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:35Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:45Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Well, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's gonna be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:35And then he gets married.
00:43:39Even in a couple of decades, Oala is in good shape.
00:43:44Oh, there is a guy.
00:43:44I'm not going to do with you.
00:43:46Well, I'm not going to pay me to show you, man.
00:43:49I'm not going to pay you, man.
00:43:51Maybe, I'm not going to pay you, man.
00:43:57I'm going to pay you, man.
00:43:58But we're taking a gift for you.
00:44:04But we're going to pay you to pay you, man.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Hey, calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down, calm down.
00:45:27Get out!
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30No, Gary, Gary.
00:45:31Gary!
00:45:31He's not here.
00:45:34Okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay.
00:45:45Duncan, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:52I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no.
00:45:55And I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:06Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:21You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always wear Panty House.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:39And much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So...
00:47:05And now I have a...
00:47:08A 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So...
00:47:16You think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:23And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:37Don't...
00:47:37Don't do this.
00:47:40I mean, is this what you want?
00:47:42Mm-hmm.
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54So is fine.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime.
00:48:00And I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the turtle back zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10My...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing.
00:48:14It's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's gonna burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:47Fine.
00:48:48What?
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That...
00:49:04Carl...
00:49:04Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know?
00:49:14What's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:23Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:49Tell me more.
00:49:56Here we go.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:22tell you something.
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:46Then, I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsycho bow.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55What?
00:50:56Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No.
00:51:06No, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11May I?
00:51:11May I please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26And mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27Sarcasm aside.
00:51:28I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck.
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs and still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints
00:51:42after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was...
00:51:46Suffering is suffering.
00:51:50Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:51:59No.
00:52:00No.
00:52:01No, you're wrong.
00:52:02Because Phil was...
00:52:04No.
00:52:04You're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:40That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Man.
00:53:07I have.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:20Oh, my God.
00:53:22It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:29Mmm.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:31I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jam.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50This Thelma.
00:53:51This Thelma's born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot one when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma.
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:07I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:17Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom will have the money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers?
00:54:36They never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:50Hmm.
00:54:59Think about the sun.
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:03Yeah.
00:55:04Yeah.
00:55:04Think about her golden glance.
00:55:10How she lights the world up.
00:55:14Well, now it's your chance.
00:55:17With the guardian of splendor inviting you to dance.
00:55:24Heaven.
00:55:27Think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:38Think about the sun.
00:55:38Days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:42Think about the beauty in one perfect flame.
00:55:48And the angels of the morning are calling out to me.
00:55:54Hey, man.
00:55:56Hey, man.
00:55:58Think about the sun.
00:56:00Think about the sun.
00:56:02Ardolph is in my sights.
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08Oh.
00:56:09I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone?
00:56:12Sander.
00:56:12Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypnosis.
00:56:19Zero day since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:21Do you hate me that much?
00:56:23Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:34Action.
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again.
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52He's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism where he's older and he sees the younger people screwing
00:57:06things up.
00:57:07And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop.
00:57:11T, take a step back.
00:57:13O, observe.
00:57:14P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers, and she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:32I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off on the lack of thought
00:57:39that went into making stop the first step of stop, based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm gonna say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm gonna say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:50I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:05Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were gonna be partners, and now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to throw you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people around you.
00:58:41To push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just a little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:11Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and worshipping at his
00:59:18feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:24The Audacity.
00:59:25The Audacity
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