00:19Hey, hey, hey!
00:34I'm the trouble starter, punky big skater I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated
00:48I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter
01:02I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter I'm the bitch you hated, they'll be back to 80
01:19I'm the pain you're tasty, they'll be tough and tasty
01:22Hey, hey, what do you do?
01:24I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter
01:30Hey! Hey! Hey!
02:04I'm the self-inflicted, I'm detonator
02:10I'm the one-infected, twisted animator
02:17I'm the fire starter, twisted fire starter
02:24I'm the fire starter, twisted fire starter
02:40I'm the fire starter, wicked Bana
03:27You're done.
03:28I'm going to help you.
03:38Madam, please, don't move!
03:58I'm going to help you.
04:03I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter.
04:11You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.
04:17I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter.
04:31I'm a firestarter.
05:04I'm a firestarter.
05:06Prêts à tirer.
06:53It's, uh, here.
06:54It's incredible.
06:59Pretty great.
07:01Yes, I know.
07:03I'm very good at it.
07:05Not so bad yourself.
07:11God.
07:13Wouldn't it be amazing to come to Paris and be put up for once in the Ritz?
07:17See the city twinkling to life at sunset?
07:20I like my view just fine.
07:24Or, I don't know, the Hotel Artemide in Rome or the Gritty Palace in Venice.
07:30I don't mind it, actually.
07:33I mean, it's the job, you know that.
07:35We didn't get into this to get rich.
07:38Besides, the make your own waffle bar downstairs is unparalleled.
07:44Waffles.
07:45Waffles.
07:46Give me a light.
07:51No judgment.
07:52I'm in Paris.
07:53I didn't say anything.
08:08Did you do something different with your hair?
08:12I don't know what you're talking about.
08:17Those.
08:18Those?
08:18Yeah.
08:19Yeah, I got new tits.
08:21Wow.
08:23Can I ask why?
08:25I don't know.
08:25I was very self-conscious about them.
08:27I got called names in school.
08:29Itty-bitty titty committee.
08:30I didn't like how they looked in clothes.
08:33Now?
08:34Now I love myself completely.
08:38Did it hurt?
08:41Beauty is pain, my friend.
08:44Let's look at the implants and see how far up you want to go.
08:59I need to get caught up on you.
09:01You went on a date last week and you haven't told me a thing.
09:04Come on, I want to know all the details.
09:07Every last, juicy, salacious, sordid one.
09:13What do you want to know?
09:15Everything.
09:17Tell me it wasn't Raya.
09:19No, Grindr.
09:20Oh, right.
09:23She was alright.
09:24Over the second glass of wine I was telling her my famous shark dive in the Maldives story.
09:29No, Coop, you didn't.
09:30Not that story.
09:31That's a great story.
09:32Not if you want to get laid.
09:32She seemed distracted and she blurted out.
09:35Did you use tetracycline antibiotics when you were a kid?
09:39Were you sick or something?
09:43Oh.
09:44Because your teeth are just the slightest bit grey.
09:48Just a teeny bit.
09:52You can fix that.
09:54Um.
09:55She didn't.
09:56She did.
09:57Brutal.
09:58Dating is so hard.
09:59It is.
10:00It is, Jordan.
10:01I've never noticed.
10:02Let me see.
10:05Yeah, they're fucked up.
10:09I think you're perfectly fine, too.
10:11Really?
10:12Yeah.
10:14That's nice.
10:15It's impressive.
10:17Someone can say something like that to you and it doesn't affect your self-confidence
10:23or no need to go out, get veneers or whatever.
10:26You're just you.
10:28Why is that, I wonder?
10:32How do I explain this?
10:34Hmm.
10:34My sense of philosophical lecture coming on.
10:37And, no, no, as usual, I'm living for it.
10:40Okay.
10:43When I was stationed in Japan.
10:45Here we go.
10:45Years ago.
10:46Mm-hmm.
10:47Fucking decade ago.
10:49Yeah.
10:50I stumbled upon this place.
10:53And there was this, uh, potter.
10:56He was practicing his art.
10:58Hmm.
10:59And his art was called kintsugi.
11:01See, if a person breaks out of glass or a bowl or something, instead of throwing it away,
11:05they take it to this sagetown potter who welds it back together.
11:08But see, this potter welds the cracks with gold.
11:12Ooh.
11:12Ooh.
11:14And the idea is that embracing imperfections can create something stronger and even more
11:23beautiful than before.
11:24Mm-hmm.
11:27I don't get it.
11:32I'm kidding.
11:32I get it.
11:35You know, all about the cracks.
11:39You think what we're doing is wrong?
11:43What?
11:43Fucking.
11:44Because we work together.
11:46No, I don't.
11:53I think that we're both on a career path.
11:57Mm-hmm.
11:57And we don't want anything too serious.
12:02And fucking floods the brain with oxytocin and is tremendously helpful with jet lag.
12:07There have been studies.
12:10Your dick is my provitrol.
12:13Deal with it.
12:15I'm not complaining.
12:19I'm not complaining.
12:20Let's go.
12:22Where are you going?
12:22Out.
12:23What?
12:24Yes.
12:25Yes!
12:25No, Jordan, don't you just want to stay in bed and then lay here naked and then order
12:29steak frites or snails and butter or some shit and crash?
12:32We've got to be on site so fucking early.
12:34No, that sounds incredibly tedious.
12:35Come on, we're going out!
12:55Let's go.
13:06I love my mind.
13:08I feel love for the first time and I know that it's true.
13:17Oh, I'm not kidding me, kids.
13:18Oh.
13:20Why didn't I get it?
13:56What have I done?
14:01Hey!
14:29Cooper, Jordan...
14:31Welcome to my fucking nightmare deep breath my friend big guns are here
14:36Laurent is just wrapping up his briefing with the president dgsi and dgse military intelligence interpol and us
14:45You guys haven't sounded a horn like this since 2018
14:48Terrible terrible there, but this this is far worse. They're calling it catwalk carnage
14:57Oh
14:57Two days ago at about roughly 4 p.m. A supermodel at the balance ga show began exhibiting erratic violent
15:04behavior
15:08This was just the beginning the hell was she on seriously a bath salts still a thing waiting on toxicology
15:14But no other adverse reactions were reported all in we have five dead and another seven injured at this point
15:21We don't believe it's terrorism. Have you access her digital life yet? Police are searching her home as we speak
15:27lone wolf scariest kind
15:30Spit it out
15:32London six months ago
15:35Very similar combustion related incident occurred with a model
15:38Then one more in berlin a month after that but details are limited we're lacking video on that
15:45How the hell are you just telling us about this now seriously this is the first time we've been able
15:49to connect any dots
15:51Hold it
15:52Go back
15:54Why she's stopping for a water break witnesses stated she kept asking for it was desperate to crunch her thirst
16:01This is where she detonates
16:07Little hard on the tasers wouldn't you say none were deployed
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16:49Well, if you want to see my milkers, then, um, give me some tokens.
16:55Baby needs $20.
17:02Look, sorry, cheap ass.
17:04I just got offered $75 for a private.
17:30Okay, fine.
17:32Do I have to say it after every meal?
17:35Because if those are the rules now, I'll just get Uber Eats, ma.
17:54Yes, I looked for a job this week.
17:56It's not I'm interested in, everything's boring.
18:04I don't want to go back to school.
18:06I hated school, mom.
18:10I don't want to talk.
18:14I said I don't want to talk.
18:20Shut the fuck up!
18:23Leave me alone!
18:24Bye-bye.
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