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00:07What? Ariana Grande too? She's like 29.
00:1142.
00:12God forbid.
00:13Aston, Naomi, all the greats got thread lifts. I'm telling you the earlier the better.
00:17No, everyone's crazy.
00:20Am I?
00:22Shut up, no way.
00:24Two weeks ago and it's so subtle you literally thought I was just hydrated, no?
00:27Oh, actually I thought you looked better because you dropped 20 on a Zen pic.
00:31I only lost that face fat.
00:32Thank you for noticing.
00:34I love you.
00:34Okay, but seriously, no more slice and dice, okay? It's just a little tug, little poke, and very often, okay?
00:40That's the future of beauty.
00:41Nuh-uh. I learned my lesson with lip filler. It left fucking lumps. Look at this.
00:45Britt, my honey, listen to me. You're turning 32 next week. I can literally hear your eggs shriveling up as
00:51we speak, okay?
00:51You need to fix that broke face, and then you're gonna be getting so much new dick, that trashbag Richie
00:57will feel like a distant memory. I promise.
00:59I'm sad.
01:00No.
01:00Was that horror clearer really that much prettier than me?
01:03Yes.
01:04Bitch.
01:04She was gorgeous.
01:06Mmm, look at this bitch.
01:07Oh, ew.
01:08Sweetie, Harper Rose. Get that tushy up and right back out the door, okay? Before Anna sees you. You know
01:13she can't stomach human weakness, and this is...
01:15I can't. I used all my sick days for Coachella.
01:18I don't get it. Deathly hungover on Rocket Rose. She's still a tent.
01:23Glowing.
01:23I'm not hungover, I swear.
01:25Well, you better not be, or you can kiss that accessories editor gig. Goodbye.
01:30Mmm.
01:30Oh, no, sweetie. Not the over-the-counter coughs her up a month.
01:33Don't do that.
01:33You need, like, some Amaro or, like, a digestive.
01:36Good God. Is this COVID?
01:37No, no, no. No, no, no. Not COVID. Get your aerosols away from my salad.
01:41I'm okay. I'm okay.
01:41I just got run down. We caught a bug. The good news is, I lost another five pounds.
01:48Of course.
01:49Jealous. Cough on me.
01:51Everybody's just shedding weight. Jesus. Whoa. Honey.
01:56What is this?
01:57I'm not liking this. Oh, God.
01:59What are you doing?
01:59Are you okay?
02:00Why are you doing this? Stop it.
02:09Okay, yeah, I guess, like, drink some water, or-
02:12Um, can we-
02:14Oh! Oh! Oh!
02:16Fuck!
02:17Water! Water!
02:18Oh my God, yeah, there is no way, honey.
02:20Oh my God!
02:24Oh my God!
02:26Oh my God!
02:28I'm okay.
02:29What the fuck?
02:30Oh!
02:34Water!
02:36No! No!
02:39Oh!
02:41Oh!
02:41Oh!
02:43No!
02:45Oh!
02:46Oh!
02:49Oh!
02:59No!
03:19No!
03:19No!
03:19No!
03:21No!
03:49No!
04:50Please, call me the DGSI. Vincent Serb.
04:55He can explain everything.
04:56He's already thinking about us.
04:57We're here for 4 hours.
04:59Just go.
05:00Where is the commissary?
05:02We're here for 4 hours, but we have to understand.
05:04There are already two cadavidi.
05:06And if you don't finish this game, you will have many others.
05:13What is the minaccia?
05:15If they have been so aggressive, then all of you, my colleagues, we're all in danger.
05:24You don't have any idea of what's going on.
05:27Listen, listen, we're not able to get rid of the culpable.
05:30In whatever case, if you're mixed up.
05:32What do you know?
05:34Mafia?
05:35Sexuality?
05:36It would be better to tell us.
05:37Listen, this is your job.
05:40I understand.
05:41I don't understand.
05:42I don't understand.
05:44I don't understand.
05:49Hey, give me the fuck out of here!
05:51You're always arrogant.
05:53Don't let the fuck out of here!
06:07Enough!
06:09Let's go.
06:11Let's go!
06:12Let's go!
06:15Let's go!
06:17Let's go!
06:20Let's go!
06:37Never gets easier, you know?
06:40It's like picking your favorite child.
06:42All brilliant and beautiful in their own way.
06:45Though I see why chefs are always drawn to Japanese steel.
06:49The high carbon content creates an impossibly hard edge.
06:52Which allows for a more elegant cut and severed nerve endings.
06:56Like that.
06:59Thoughts?
07:01Come on, speak up, my man.
07:03I'm not gonna get off of you.
07:04Just sit there like a sad sack.
07:06What?
07:08You think it's something a little theatrical, right?
07:11More Braveheart.
07:13No, no, I got you, bro.
07:14Don't worry about it.
07:16Yeah.
07:18She's an easy lover.
07:21She's an easy lover.
07:22She'll take your heart but you won't feel it.
07:26You didn't obey the rules.
07:28Did you?
07:30I don't get people your age.
07:33Thinking you're so goddamn special.
07:35Working from home in sweatpants,
07:37open relationships and sexual anarchy.
07:40Nothing sacred anymore.
07:42It's disgusting.
07:43You signed an agreement.
07:46You were given a sacred gift and you show your appreciation
07:49of throwing your dick into strangers
07:54and affecting others.
07:56Yeah.
08:04That's an letter, right?
08:15That's an letter, right?
08:17Oh, please.
08:27Always impeccable timing, honey bear.
08:32Status update?
08:33Well, I'm staring at a runner prepped and ready to go if you quit nagging.
08:36Make it quick. There's a plastic surgeon I needed to go see.
08:39Ouch. You said I was beautiful just the way I am.
08:42He came in contact with the Venetian runner.
08:44She contaminated at least one other person we know of.
08:48How exciting.
08:50It's Sydney Annapolis.
08:52Fuck me. Are you sure?
08:54The digital footprints never lie. Hold, please.
09:08Fucking...
09:08Hello?
09:10I'm here. Heavy as a clam.
09:12At least we got the FBI on ice.
09:15Not really.
09:18Over two more explorations in Venice.
09:20I tried telling you I need better help.
09:23Stay focused.
09:23We solved one problem at a time.
09:27I'm treading water until the production line gets ramped up.
09:31We got this. We're good.
09:32No worries.
09:33Maybe I should goose the nerds along.
09:35Maybe you should do as you're told.
09:37Turn me loose.
09:38I may make a call to the old Blackwater crew.
09:40You want speed? Get me mercs with skills.
09:43Pros.
09:43You know how I feel about meeting new people.
09:45I'm not very good at hellos.
09:46Don't expect masterpieces when all I get is a goddamn mopping bucket.
10:01You're good at all.
10:02It's good.
10:05It's bad for you.
10:06Oh, my God.
10:28Could you please give me a minute?
10:32Take all the time you need, you fucking asshole,
10:35but I'm going to have dinner because the filet is getting cold.
10:39And by the way, we have to talk about Tig.
10:42Bad news, I'm afraid.
10:45Tig?
10:48Who the fuck is Tig?
10:49Tiger, our oldest troubled son that you have so much contempt for,
10:54you don't even remember his childhood nickname.
10:57He relapsed again.
10:59Again?
11:00He's at a methadone clinic in Cleveland.
11:02We're going to take the plane tomorrow to be by side.
11:04I've organized it all.
11:06Have fun.
11:08I'm going to Capri with Jeff and Lauren.
11:11They're actually excited about what I have cooking up.
11:14As one would expect.
11:16It is official, then.
11:17You are the biggest monster on this planet.
11:21Every night I pray for your death.
11:26Feel free to go fuck yourself while you're fucking yourself.
11:34Could we play some Yacht Rock?
11:40Hey.
11:41Just letting you know a fresh wire came through.
11:44You should post tomorrow.
11:46He asked about you again.
11:47Jesus Christ.
11:49How many times are we going to do this?
11:51It's not too late, Antonio.
11:52We can figure something out.
11:54He needs his father in his life.
11:56He needs a father.
11:57He doesn't need me.
11:58You already know the deal.
12:00As long as I keep the accounts full, I'm dead to him.
12:04Good news.
12:05There's a room available at the Hilton.
12:08At Hilton?
12:12He's fucking dying.
12:31Hello.
12:32Fuck.
12:35Still nothing.
12:36We searched the hotel.
12:38No.
12:38All the stuff is there.
12:39No struggle.
12:40Nothing on the hotel footage.
12:42We're canvassing everywhere on the bar.
12:46I never should have left her.
12:48Word is DC is freaking out.
12:50They got a plan on standby.
12:51Oh, fuck that.
12:52They went after me.
12:53They went after her.
12:54I gotta find her.
12:55I'm gonna get my stuff from the hotel.
12:56Then let's meet.
12:56I had a team take care of that.
12:58Follow me.
13:03Both of the guys you killed tested positive.
13:05You've been exposed.
13:07And so have you.
13:08I'm negative.
13:09That's why I'm keeping my distance.
13:12That scene was a bloodbath.
13:13You're walking by your hazard.
13:16Precaution must be taken.
13:20The fuck is this?
13:21Until we get our arms around this, we gotta be smart.
13:24You raise hell.
13:25We get panic in the streets.
13:26Everything gets fucked.
13:27No, we don't have time for this.
13:28We'll find her, okay?
13:29Look.
13:33No, no, no, no.
13:41Find her!
13:43FBI!
13:44It's all about memories we have we go crazy now.
13:59Let's go.
14:43Let's go.
14:59Look at the mess you've gotten yourself into.
15:02Uh-uh!
15:03You don't want to do that.
15:06What are you, some kind of cop?
15:08Bitch, please.
15:11These cuts were clearly made by somebody with knowledge of anatomy for ease and separation,
15:15so surely the authorities are going to be looking for someone with medical training, a surgeon even.
15:18No, you don't understand. I didn't kill them.
15:21You think I give a fuck?
15:22I bet you even Googled how to dispose of a body, didn't you?
15:25Playing around on the Internet has turned you into a naughty boy who's met some very naughty girls.
15:30Is this about Clara? Who the fuck are you?
15:32Tell me about the marketplace.
15:34Okay, it was on the dark web.
15:35I heard about it from a colleague.
15:37You can buy and sell medical stuff, body parts even.
15:40I was curious, so I took a look.
15:42You thought you stumbled on some miracle, didn't you?
15:45She was stunning, but I figured she must be nuts, so I said, no thanks.
15:49But you just couldn't help yourself.
15:59Well, she sold you something that didn't belong to her.
16:04Yeah.
16:07I didn't know. I swear it was only the one client.
16:11Jeremy, a fucking Ansel.
16:13He was going to kill me.
16:16I think he promised.
16:18What?
16:21He did this.
16:23He's a fucking psycho.
16:25I'm the fucking psycho.
16:26Certified since 1961.
16:29Where is he?
16:32I'm the...
16:41Do you have any idea
16:43what kind of luxury
16:44wasteland this town is?
16:46I mean, look,
16:47I was really enjoying our productive dialogue.
16:49However, if I'm not wheels up slow,
16:51I'm going to freak the fuck out.
16:52Please help me.
16:54Do I deserve more than a Hilton?
16:56What?
16:56Answer me, Doc.
16:57Do I deserve more than a fucking Hilton?
16:59Yes, yes, oh my God, yes!
17:01I agree.
17:04People always accuse me
17:05of being a high-maintenance girlian and impatient.
17:08I'm just like,
17:09excuse me for having an aversion
17:10to bedbugs and dry jet stains, right?
17:12If I'm going to be doing the dirty work
17:14for these people,
17:14best believe I deserve the best.
17:18Fine, then, Doc.
17:21Before you lose more than the arm.
17:32Who's calling me, your boy?
17:34Who's calling me, Daddy?
17:40What's up, Doc?
17:41Talk to your boy.
17:44Jeremy, hi.
17:46Just following up to make sure
17:47you're feeling well and happy
17:49with your new year results.
17:51My results, Doc?
17:52All these results.
17:54They, they, they are something else
17:56you did, you damn thing.
17:58Woo!
17:59Oh, you hear that, Doc?
18:01You're still in town?
18:02I was about to leave.
18:03Hold on, this enemy.
18:04Hold on, Doc.
18:07Give it to me.
18:08Give me this leg.
18:08Give me this leg.
18:09Give me that leg.
18:10Give me that leg, baby.
18:11Yeah, but this kitty was burning.
18:14Oh, you got some pretty feet.
18:18Excellent.
18:18Let's have you come in
18:19for a quick follow-up.
18:21You, uh, need a second dosage
18:22to maintain the effects
18:24of the procedure.
18:25What?
18:26Why?
18:28You didn't?
18:29You tell me that before.
18:30Where are you, Jeremy?
18:32I can even come to you, please.
18:33Fucking with the flow right now, Doc,
18:34because I'm in it.
18:35I'm in this thing like jelly.
18:37Peanut butter jelly time.
18:40I'm at the Hyatt downtown.
18:42Until this kitty stopped burning.
18:45Hit the home run.
18:47Hit the...
18:47I did what you asked.
18:50You did.
18:53Thanks, Doc.
18:57You did it.
19:00You did it.
19:01You did it.
19:02You did it.
19:04You did it.
19:08You did it.
19:19You did it.
19:20You did it.
19:23You did it.
19:28You did it.
19:28You did it.
19:29You did it.
19:29You did it.
19:29You did it.
19:29You did it.
19:29You did it.
19:32You did it.
19:53I know. Fantastic new look. But then blammo, life just comes at you real fast, doesn't it?
20:17I like you. Jeremy, as a man of radical honesty, I'll just come right out and say it. I'm a
20:23professional eliminator of problems. And my boss has decided. You are a problem.
20:29Fuck you. Fuck your boss. I ain't do shit.
20:43You done fucking around with you, Jeremy? Real peach that Claire Bear was, wasn't she? Yeah, as the saying goes,
20:50if it feels too good to be true. I don't see any condom wrappers around here, so I'm assuming that
20:55you went raw dog with this one, too.
20:56What was I supposed to do? Man, she came on to me, man. You didn't tell her about your little
20:59STD situation, did you?
21:02What? You're not even the slightest bit curious as to how or why or what made you this way?
21:07No? Man, I was just shocked she was kind of into me. Call her. I'm sure she gave you her
21:15number? Call her.
21:22Hey, pudding. Who is this? Who is it? You don't have my number saved? No. What? It's me, Chocolate Daddy.
21:32What are you wearing? You're so sexy.
21:38Well, if I'm so sexy, why don't you come on up?
21:42If I wasn't home on my bed, I'd be in the elevator right now.
21:46She said she went home. You told me you was getting off at 7.
21:49I went home early. I feel like shit. I think I'm coming down with something.
21:58This crazy fever just, like, hit me out of nowhere.
22:03Well, listen, baby. I got a fever that only that ass can cure.
22:10Tell you what. I'll come to you.
22:12Really? Yeah, I'll come for you. I'll bring you NyQuil, Gatorade, Tylenol, a couple bananas, the good home-style chicken
22:19soup, ginger ale, and a Ritz cracker. Let Daddy do that for you.
22:23You're an angel. I'll text you my address.
22:27Chocolate Daddy coming for you, baby. I'm on the way. I'm on the way.
22:34You're a sick fuck, ain't you? Okay. Get your clothes and your shoes on. Tick-tock.
22:43No, I'm not leaving here without her.
22:46If you test negative, you're getting on the goddamn plane, Cooper. This New York thing is fucked.
22:50Look, we will find her. I'm throwing everything at it.
22:54Well, let me stay here and lead the team.
22:55Look, I put my nuts on the line for this thing. I still got some friends over at Langley.
23:00They put a QRF on standby. Some real Blackhawk down shit.
23:04Do you remember what you told me after my brother got jammed up in Boston and I wanted to lean
23:08on those local cops?
23:09Jammed up? He got hammered and ran into a 7-Eleven.
23:12What did you tell me?
23:17Yeah, yeah, I get it. Too close to it.
23:20I listened. Now it's your turn. You're beat to shit, and we need you here so we can have all
23:25hands putting together the pieces on this thing.
23:36All clear, sir.
23:49All clear, sir.
24:02You are five minutes from your destination.
24:06All right, time to pregame.
24:10Yep.
24:14Counterintuitive, I know, but, uh, you know, this Yacht Rock just lasers my focus like nothing else.
24:32Come on, Jeremy.
24:33Hey!
24:34Well, it's not for the band, there it is.
24:37At least it's not for me.
24:40And if the wind is right, you can sail away.
24:44Find tranquility.
24:47Oh, the canvas can do miracles.
24:50Just you wait and see.
24:53Hey!
24:53Believe me.
24:59It's not far to never, never land.
25:03No reason to pretend.
25:05And if the wind is right, you can find the joy of innocence again.
25:12Oh, the canvas can do miracles.
25:17Just you wait and see.
25:20Believe me.
25:24Right here, Jeremy.
25:37Take the last part.
25:38Take the last part.
25:39Come on.
25:40Come on, Jeremy.
25:41Sing the next part.
25:42I don't know this song, so...
25:44I'm gonna just...
25:45Hey, hey, hey!
25:46Don't you dare disrespect Christopher Cross and try to escape in the middle of his biggest hit.
25:50Okay?
25:50The man has been through enough.
25:52What the fuck are you talking about?
25:53Christopher Crisscross?
25:54What the fuck?
25:59In 1980, Christopher Crisscross was the shit.
26:02Right?
26:04Five times platinum.
26:05Five major Grammys.
26:07After all the accolades and success, what did it get him?
26:09Huh?
26:13What?
26:14What did it get him?
26:15Really? I don't know.
26:16I don't...
26:16Hello?
26:17Black people don't listen to Christopher Criss, man!
26:18What are you talking?
26:19I don't know, man.
26:21Put his career in the grave, that's what.
26:25Now I'm sure you're asking yourself, how could that possibly have happened?
26:28Well, he got really popular really fast.
26:31And this is in an era without all the 24-7 social media bullshit.
26:34So then he starts showing up to the award shows and red carpets and the people really get their first
26:39good look at him and they're like,
26:40Oh, just a regular guy.
26:43A little balding, a little fat.
26:45I loved him.
26:47Voice of a generation.
26:50But with MTV exploding onto the scene, shit just only got worse, you know?
26:53It's like, why would you want to watch a music video of a real person when you could be watching
26:58a gyrating, half-naked Madonna?
26:59Right?
27:01So next time you tug in on that thick, wet little dick, remember that.
27:08Okay?
27:10The world is cool to people who aren't beautiful.
27:13To normal people.
27:17Fucking cool.
27:21Learn the fucking words to that song.
27:23All right.
27:26Wow.
27:30Nice neighborhoods.
27:33Come on.
27:37Come on, Jeremy.
27:38All right.
27:48There we go.
27:58I don't think she's home.
27:58Come on.
27:59Come on.
27:59Ring the bell again.
28:02All right.
28:02Time out.
28:03Corner.
28:03Over there.
28:04What?
28:04Time out.
28:05Corner.
28:05Over there.
28:08Okay.
28:16All right.
28:18Open up.
28:30Hello?
28:37Hello?
28:40Up the stairs.
29:10Hello?
29:23Oh, my God.
30:10I don't know.
30:23I don't know.
30:56Come on.
31:05Brain or heart?
31:06What?
31:07This isn't a happily ever after situation.
31:10I just saved your life.
31:11And in return, I'm not gonna spend the afternoon turning you into a medieval art project.
31:15So you wanna see it coming?
31:17Or is that gonna make it scarier?
31:19You know what?
31:19Come on.
31:20Get up.
31:20Turn around.
31:23Turn around.
31:26Relax.
31:29Thank you for giving me what I deserve.
31:32I'm talking.
31:33I ain't shit.
31:34I haven't been my whole life.
31:36I'm just a fucking loser that had to kill people to feel something.
31:41Man, I ain't shit.
31:44Probably why my pops left.
31:46So just come on and give it to me.
31:49Pull it.
31:50Pull the fucking trigger, man.
31:51This is the part where people usually get, you know, really, really desperate and beg and
31:57bargains.
31:57So come on, Jeremy.
31:59Beg.
32:02Beg.
32:03Beg for what?
32:05What you want me to beg for, man?
32:08What you want me to beg for?
32:14I have nothing.
32:18I have nothing, man.
32:21And I spent my entire life just wanting to feel.
32:27And God damn it, it felt so good, so do it.
32:31Pull that trigger.
32:34Just go on and do it, man.
32:36Pull the trigger.
32:36You can do it.
32:38Pull the trigger, man.
32:46You hungry?
32:49What?
32:49Yeah, well, you made this about as fun as a sandpaper handjob and my blood sugar's going
32:53crazy.
32:54So let's get something to eat.
33:04Oh, my God.
33:06Would you look at this little slice of heaven?
33:09Dale, since this is my first time at Applebee's, would you kindly advise?
33:12Because let me tell you something, man.
33:13I'm torn.
33:14I'm torn between the chicken wonton tacos and this.
33:17This right?
33:18The delightful riblet entree.
33:20Well, those are my two favorites.
33:22Can't go wrong.
33:23God.
33:23Come on.
33:24It's a gift.
33:24I mean, I'm able to look at any menu and detect the best entrees.
33:28It's crazy.
33:28You know what?
33:29Can you just give us two minutes and, you know, we'll make our decisions.
33:32You can just let us know when our table's ready.
33:34You got it.
33:34We'll be right here, man.
33:35Thank you, Dale.
33:37Well, every meal feels like home.
33:40I mean, look, if I wasn't on the clock, I would be slamming these spicy Mark specials.
33:44This place is heavy.
33:46How much longer are you going to be fucking with me, Captain Hunt?
33:52Jamie, Jamie, smile.
33:53We're having fun.
33:57You try running out of here, you try one false goddamn move, and I will liquefy your dick.
34:05The people behind us are looking.
34:07What?
34:07Smile.
34:08Smile at them.
34:08What?
34:09Smile at the people behind you.
34:15Smile at them.
34:15Why are they looking at us like that?
34:17You're attracted now.
34:19Gotta get used to it.
34:27Oh, she like that.
34:29Yeah, she like that.
34:31And that's a queen of spades right there.
34:33What?
34:33What?
34:34Queen of spades.
34:35Man, you a big fat square.
34:38You ain't never heard of Queen of Spades.
34:39A white woman who loves sucking, tugging, rubbing on black dudes.
34:43Well, specifically, BBC.
34:45Big Black Cock.
34:47Oh, shit.
34:48I'm right.
34:48Big Black Cock.
34:49BBC.
34:49That's what it stands for.
34:50Big Black Cock.
34:52Wow.
34:52Yeah, that's them BBCs.
34:53And the husband, they like to get involved.
34:56They like to whip their phones out, take photos, videos.
34:59But you know what?
35:00She's bringing me back.
35:03Never forget it.
35:03It's what?
35:04That was this girl.
35:06Butterfly, booty meat, 92.
35:07Never forget it.
35:08I drove 17 miles for her in my mama's car.
35:11I watched the smile fade when I pulled my heart-dropping dick out.
35:14Just right there, ready for it.
35:15She looks at me and says, I thought it might be bigger.
35:19Damn.
35:19Bitch, I sent you the photos.
35:21What the fuck?
35:22What the fuck is that?
35:23Right.
35:24Her fault.
35:24Crazy.
35:25Gentlemen, your table awaits.
35:27I never quite lived up to the fantasy.
35:29Just keep walking.
35:30You know, without the right dick, I'm trash.
35:32Just keep smiling.
35:36But not anymore.
35:38Yeah.
35:39You guys look cute together.
35:44Not anymore.
35:48Fuck it.
35:49No, no, no, no.
35:49Keep oversharing.
35:50I'm interested.
35:51But before the change, from what I'm understanding about your situation, you were...
35:56Not attractive.
35:56You hated yourself.
35:57I hated the way the world made me feel about myself.
36:01You know, let's...
36:02Let's keep it real.
36:04White dudes.
36:05Light-skinned men.
36:07They get more.
36:08More women.
36:09More dates.
36:10More attention.
36:12More.
36:12More.
36:13More.
36:14I don't know why I'm not filming you 24-7.
36:16I feel like I win a goddamn Oscar.
36:18Complimentary fries for the table?
36:20Dale, thank you.
36:21You're welcome.
36:22Are you ready to order?
36:23You know what?
36:24We are.
36:24Actually.
36:25Yeah.
36:26We're gonna do...
36:27Those riblets.
36:29Good choice.
36:31Come on.
36:33Why you keep fussing with that thing?
36:35You blow up people for a living.
36:36And you know, scars are kinda badass.
36:40You focus on the wrong side of my face.
36:44You and me, we have a lot more in common than you realize.
36:51Oh, shit.
36:53Oh, oh, you...
36:56You got it, too.
36:58Early adopter.
36:59More purified version straight from the lab.
37:02Highly experimental envelope.
37:03Pushing gene therapy using viral RNA technology.
37:07To put it more simply, uh...
37:09Near-complete, ground-up, turbocharged, remodel of your physical self on a cellular level.
37:14Experimental.
37:15One dose.
37:17One dose of this is the closest thing to the fountain of youth any human's ever gonna get.
37:22Which, of course, comes with...
37:25Take Ozempic.
37:26A pharma company is valued at $500 billion.
37:29What do you think this germ's gonna be worth, huh?
37:31$1 trillion?
37:31$500 trillion?
37:32So then when...
37:33A yahoo lab tech steals a trial version and starts fucking and spreading the shit...
37:39Now we have a problem.
37:40Black market.
37:41Mm-hmm.
37:42But the sexual transmission is, uh...
37:45Is more of a bug than a feature.
37:47Right?
37:47The easy access account prevents people from wanting to spend money on the expensive name brand shit.
37:53And that is poison for a company who's gearing up for an IPO.
37:56So then they hire somebody like me.
37:59A consultant.
38:01Right.
38:01To, uh...
38:02Take care of their problem.
38:06I bet that pays well enough for these...
38:09Bitches to look past that...
38:11Bond villain base you got going on.
38:17Yeah, well, no wonton housewives kicking me out of bed, chubby bubby.
38:22Mm-hmm.
38:23That.
38:24That right there.
38:27No, you didn't boat from the maid's house when you had a chance.
38:30Now somewhere in that fucked up bird's nest you got up there, you saw another opportunity to kill, and you
38:36felt compelled to take it.
38:38You got a real darkness in you.
38:41You know, my son's a bit like you.
38:43Your son?
38:45You're like...
38:4530 years old.
38:47Like...
38:47How old is this son?
38:52I'm 65 years old.
38:55And you're a lot like my son.
38:57But he's having a rough go at it right now.
38:59It's not fun to see.
39:00But, you know, fortunately for him, he has the tools to find his way through it.
39:03But you, on the other hand...
39:04No, no, no, no, no.
39:05You're like one of those dim bulbs that just step on every fucking rate that the world has laying around.
39:11Cultivate your anger.
39:14You know, maybe, uh...
39:16Maybe even get paid while we're at it, right?
39:20What is this?
39:22Some...
39:24Assassin big brother program?
39:26Think of it as a mutual agreement.
39:29I have needs as well.
39:31What do you need?
39:36Protégé.
39:38A killer.
39:42Two riblets.
39:44Oh.
39:46Thank you, Dale.
39:47Top marks for speed, my brother.
39:50Huh.
39:51Big tip, brother.
39:54Shit.
39:55This guy.
39:57Oh.
40:00Dig in.
40:05So she literally exploded.
40:08Yes.
40:14I looked at the Paris photos.
40:16It's so much worse than that.
40:18I was outside.
40:19I hear the blast radius was internal, encapsulated.
40:22You saw the scene?
40:24I did.
40:31Liver temperature 10 hours after incident is 180 degrees.
40:38Holy shit.
40:40It's still that high?
40:46Brittany!
40:47Murray!
41:01Lumro.
41:03What is this?
41:05Condé Nast staffers in blast range instantly tested positive.
41:08Some of them got bodily fluids in their eyes, their mouths.
41:11Typical mucus membrane transmission.
41:14Viral load levels are all over the map.
41:16What are we doing with them awaiting instruction
41:21Your interview subject is traumatized but cooperative so far
41:28Not positive
41:32Not yet
41:49You guys had a lot to do?
41:49No
41:49I don't just
41:49I don't want to get up
42:16I don't want
42:16I don't want to take up
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