00:00God, you're so beautiful.
00:02You're like an SF 6.5, a Kansas 10.
00:05Do you want another shot?
00:08Yo-ho-ho, Isabelle!
00:11This random girl has been leaving voicemails on my new work cell.
00:15They're for her sister.
00:16I love dating.
00:18Except for the part where you feel like a hideous, unlovable troll
00:20that might match with Ted Bundy.
00:25My boss is so unhinged, my dude.
00:28Line up!
00:29Yes, chef!
00:30Did little orphan Annie come into my kitchen last night
00:33and shed her ginger ass on this tart?
00:38Wait, how does she not know that her sister changed her number?
00:42I'm gonna just see what's happening.
00:43Hey, Iz.
00:44I'm just calling you to ask how am I supposed to do this without you?
00:52You're in a better place.
00:55Molly's slurping face with Heath Ledger as we speak, huh?
00:58But I miss you.
01:03Isabelle died in November.
01:08She was just the love of my life.
01:11Her voicemails for her dead sister.
01:13You gotta tell her.
01:14No, no, no, no.
01:15This is her way of healing.
01:18This is dumb, but I have this fantasy
01:21that someone's gonna come and sit down next to me.
01:24Like I'm Meg Ryan.
01:25And we lock eyes.
01:27Then it happens.
01:29Sorry, is this...
01:30Is this seat taken?
01:39I am boy sober.
01:41I am girl sober.
01:42I will not make out with you.
01:43Even if you beg me, I won't do it.
01:45Scout's honor.
01:48Tell her the truth.
01:49Just say the words.
01:52Jill.
02:06This is like a sick reboot of You've Got Man.
02:09Tom Hanks is America's sweetheart.
02:11You are not Tom Hanks!
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