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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33L
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire!
01:38Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:35Sire!
02:40Sire!
02:43Sire!
02:46Sire!
02:48Sire!
02:50Sire!
02:50Sire!
02:51Sire!
02:51Sire!
02:52Sire!
02:53Sire!
02:55Sire!
03:01Sire!
03:03Sire!
03:03Sire!
03:05Sire!
03:05Sire!
03:05Sire!
03:06Sire!
03:07Sire!
03:11Sire!
03:20Sire!
03:21Through power struggles, rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait, pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:39I need more. A lot more.
04:43Nobody, nobody but you.
04:48Oh!
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Get harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
04:55Oh!
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora!
05:11I know you're in there!
05:13Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:24Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' seafoak give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcers?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing!
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it use seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:11I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:15Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Leara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dylan.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was there?
09:57nothing just swapped a bug that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:07she's your daughter we need you now so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome this aura
10:16she's got my blood who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:34mommy mommy
10:52it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:10somebody help me
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:52your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:57you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:16with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault
12:32shipwreck
12:34those cuts are surgical leora someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy stay out of it
12:44boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
12:57she's all we have left
12:59she's safe now drink
13:04soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:15ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:20greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:22where the hell did you get this
13:26more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy
13:47i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:16gulp you down and my power doubles
14:19i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:44you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:53you or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy help
15:02something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:23divine power runs through this girl
15:26devour you
15:27and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:33ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:47whoo
16:05you disgusting freak
16:06what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:09mommy
16:11i've got you baby
16:14touch my kid again
16:16and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:19ha
16:19you ruined my meal
16:24wait
16:25the baby mama herself
16:27perfect
16:32two courses for the price of one
16:41you bitch
16:48jack take lily and run
16:50go
16:55run
16:56from the lucian hydro
16:58you pathetic little insects
17:06you
17:07posei
17:08that kid's his
17:11no wonder the power's so pure
17:13that's poseidon's bloodline
17:16if i stay i'm dead
17:24what the hell just happened
17:26it ran
17:27damn lioya
17:28your powers are badass
17:30you straight up scared the monster off
17:33me
17:34no way
17:34even at full strength i couldn't take that thing
17:37i'm still recovering
17:39wait
17:40maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:45whatever
17:45let's get home
17:46that thing might circle back
17:51about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time
17:59figures
17:59he's just a regular guy after all
18:07got Ohhh
18:15there he's in front of my head
18:20he's in front of his too
18:31I–N
18:42My liege
18:44Have mercy
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter
18:46I swear it
18:47Please spare my life
18:49No problem
18:50Thank you my lord
18:51Thank you for your mercy
18:52Try to remember that in your next life
19:07Enjoying the show
19:18My king
19:19We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:20We swear
19:21Listen to me
19:22If any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:26I will skin you alive
19:28Now
19:29Get the fuck out of my sight
19:31Yes
19:32Yes my liege
19:44My love
19:46Since you refused to tell me who did this to you
19:48I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:02But Poseidon?
20:04Guy's long gone
20:05Probably fish food in some trench
20:07Right?
20:08Sea god myth
20:09Ancient history
20:10Wanna bet?
20:11There ain't no sea king anymore
20:24The world's the same as ever
20:26The dead are louder than the living
20:29Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole
20:43Poseidon?
20:45Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:56If he is
20:57Tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:10i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:47little fish
21:56headied staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:11one two
22:16thank the fates the boss is here
22:23boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:34you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora
22:52and her daughter
22:57understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:06everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:10every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:15yes boss
23:22poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:02a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:09who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:31stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:50mommy you're bleeding
24:52this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:01no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine you die
25:19you poisoned me
25:24my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:31you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:39you're wounded
25:40poisoned
25:42done
25:44the kid's coming with me
25:48don't touch her come at me
25:50feisty one
25:52dylan wants you dead
25:54but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:04such a pretty face all mine now
26:10let my mommy go you bastard
26:20lilly lilly lilly run
26:22get out of here
26:27serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:44that's enough
26:49daddy
27:08i'm gonna have some fun
27:19i'm gonna have some fun
27:24jack
27:26what the hell just happened
27:31you okay babe
27:33so you're the boyfriend
27:34too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:54jack
27:55keep lilly safe
27:56long as i'm here
27:58you don't lose
27:59shut up and go
28:00now
28:12if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:17run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:21run all you want
29:10Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:14Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:23Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:34Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:42Okay.
29:46You are the best.
29:56Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:03You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:06My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:28Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:34Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:37He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:46Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:53right back.
30:58Daddy, be careful.
31:01Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:10That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:13How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:18So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:33Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:41For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:48No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:51More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:57This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
32:00Some guy took the brat.
32:03Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:10Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:16You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:32Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:38Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:42So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:47Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:52Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:59You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:05Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:21You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:26In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:57You're half dead already!
34:00How the hell did you knock me back?
34:02The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:07This can't be.
34:33Ancient Ekethra. The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:40Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:46No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:50They're coming for us. We're finished.
34:53Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:55Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:57Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:03They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:06There's me here. No one touches you.
35:09Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:19My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:26You worthless creature!
35:29You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:39Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:55Mercy, my lord! We were just following orders!
35:58Dylan called the shots, not us!
36:02Dylan is just a rabid dog on Pan Vos' leash.
36:05We're not dying for that piece of shit.
36:06The Lord of the Deep is the only king.
36:09We're yours. Our lives are yours.
36:11Enough talk! Kill them!
36:13Kill? Us?
36:26My lord, please forgive us.
36:31I'm not done with you.
36:32Are you insane? Don't yell at them!
36:36I am so sorry.
36:39My husband is... he's just completely terrified.
36:42Please, don't mind him.
36:45It is... just fine.
36:55Wait, did they just call you my lord?
36:58Yeah, they're my bodyguards. Run errands for me sometimes.
37:01Quiet!
37:02This isn't a video game, Jack.
37:03If they kill us, you don't get to respawn.
37:05He never misses a chance to brag.
37:07That guardian of the sea must have stepped in again.
37:10I owe him more than I can ever repay.
37:13Those were scouts.
37:15The real army is coming.
37:17We're sitting ducks out here, Jack.
37:18We have to take Lily.
37:20And seek my father's protection.
37:24This is an amulet my father left me.
37:26It'll keep you safe when it matters.
37:27This war was never meant to involve you.
37:29I'm the one who dragged you into it.
37:32So I won't let you get hurt.
37:34This isn't that old bastard Hades' amulet.
37:36Damn.
37:37My brother turning into my father-in-law?
37:39Who the hell wrote this plan?
37:41It's way too Greek mythology.
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