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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...

00:12Orgasm?

00:12Yeah, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?

00:16It's not hard for me to say orgasm, I can say orgasm.

00:19Orgasm.

00:20See?

00:21Just, are you still drunk?

00:23Okay, yeah.

00:24Let's do this.

00:25Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy.

00:31And you're gonna want to dwell on it, but you shouldn't.

00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.

00:38Okay?

00:39It's just a means to an end.

00:41Okay?

00:43A means to an end.

00:46Got it.

00:49I was raped.

00:53Wow, okay.

00:54Yeah, there's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.

00:57Uh, it happened in high school.

01:00I was drugged at a party.

01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.

01:04Oh, shit.

01:04No, no.

01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.

01:07And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?

01:09Focus up.

01:10Graham, are you breezing?

01:11Uh, yeah.

01:12I'm breezing.

01:13Hey, I'm fine.

01:14Really, I'm okay.

01:15I had a lovely therapist.

01:17Her name was Carol.

01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.

01:22Uh, she helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.

01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with

01:34a guy.

01:35I mean, on my own, sure, fine.

01:37Fireworks.

01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.

01:41Um, and things are going really well with Justin.

01:46He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.

01:49Um, and we all know what that means.

01:52I-I-I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.

01:56I want to be ready, so I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes

02:02first.

02:03Lower stakes?

02:04A friend.

02:05That I-I'd feel more prepared for Justin.

02:08So.

02:12Yeah.

02:12Wow.

02:13What do you think?

02:18Uh...

02:19Wow.

02:19Okay.

02:20Yeah.

02:20That was a lot.

02:21Sorry.

02:22Um...

02:22I'm kinda out of practice telling people about this.

02:26No one at Briar knows.

02:27Not even Allie?

02:30Just you.

02:32Wow.

02:35Yeah.

02:36Look.

02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.

02:42Okay?

02:42I'm not fragile.

02:43I don't need your pity.

02:44I don't need you to be my therapist.

02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.

02:49Okay?

02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.

02:55You know, it's just...

02:56It means to an end.

02:59Exactly.

03:00Okay.

03:01I'll do it.

03:04Really?

03:06You will?

03:06Of course.

03:08You're my friend and you need me.

03:17Did you mean now?

03:19No, no.

03:19Not now.

03:21I have glass.

03:23Uh...

03:24Um...

03:25Later?

03:27Tonight?

03:29Tonight it is.

03:42I don't understand.

03:45Sweet, sweet talk.

03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?

03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.

03:53Sweet talk.

03:54Okay.

03:54And as your future big, it is my pleasure.

03:57Nay.

03:58My honor.

03:59To haze you.

04:00And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape.

04:04Until I ask you to stop.

04:05That's it?

04:06That's it, bud.

04:07It's so simple.

04:09Yeah, I can do that.

04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.

04:13I was a little worried you were gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.

04:17No!

04:17No, no.

04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.

04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?

04:22I guess not, man.

04:23Yeah.

04:23Okay.

04:23Yeah.

04:24Well, thanks, y'all.

04:25This is gonna be really good.

04:27Well, just one last thing.

04:28Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece

04:33of fruit.

04:33Wait.

04:34What do you mean by that?

04:35Yo.

04:36It's a good one.

04:37Yeah.

04:39Good luck, sweet Tuck.

04:41This is the part where you can run.

04:43Okay.

04:44Come on.

04:45Yellow, yellow haze.

04:49Yellow, yellow haze.

04:50Yellow, yellow.

04:52Intrigue.

04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.

04:55But I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.

04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.

05:03I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse-

05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.

05:09Uh, let's try.

05:14Do you have a favorite song?

05:15Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?

05:20Ah, see?

05:22What you just did.

05:23When your whole body relaxed.

05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?

05:28No.

05:28I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.

05:32Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.

05:36Exactly.

05:36How it made you feel.

05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow.

05:41But it lives deep inside us.

05:44It creates memories.

05:46It etches them into our bones.

05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.

05:55That's what the judges want.

05:57You gotta let us in.

06:00Wow.

06:01That was really good advice.

06:03I know.

06:04I should be a teacher.

06:12And I knew it was a dream because my childhood dog, Rosie, was there.

06:15But, but she was like dark brown instead of tan.

06:18I think we should break up.

06:22Okay.

06:25Wait.

06:26Sorry.

06:26What?

06:28Okay.

06:29I just ended a two-year relationship.

06:31I mean, maybe you did.

06:33Also, maybe not.

06:36No, I definitely did.

06:38Because I was there.

06:39And it was three seconds ago.

06:40How many times are you gonna do this to me?

06:42Do what?

06:42What are you talking about?

06:43Your whole Ali's breakup and five-act cycle.

06:45You go through the same stages every time.

06:48First, surprise fight Ali, which I can safely say we're in right now.

06:52Then, eats her feelings Ali, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by raging diva Ali.

06:56I mean, stop titling things.

06:57Like, these are things that happen.

06:58These are not things that happen.

06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Ali has a, well, that one's self-explanatory.

07:03And the grand finale, late night phone call Ali, where you beg me to take you back.

07:08That is not what I do.

07:09That is exactly what you do.

07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.

07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.

07:15I know that you're out of Chapstick.

07:16Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over.

07:21And I know that you love me.

07:23And I love you.

07:26So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.

07:29No, our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean. You can't just opt out.

07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again.

07:39But you will, because you always do.

07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and oppression and ultimately take you back,

07:45because I can't imagine my life without you.

07:49It's not fair to me, Al.

07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.

07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.

07:58This is it.

08:00We're just going in different directions.

08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in,

08:03but I'm going there by myself.

08:08I'm not gonna call you.

08:12Okay.

08:17And I'm not at a Chapstick.

08:20Yes, you are.

08:23See you in 36 hours.

08:47Oh, shit.

08:49What's wrong, G? Can't rock a measly 205 anymore?

08:52No, yeah, I'm, uh...

08:54Oh, thanks.

08:58I'm fucking with you, Graham.

09:00I know.

09:04Right.

09:15Okay, what's going on?

09:18Look, Dean, you're, uh...

09:20You're kind of...

09:22Well...

09:24You've been with a good amount of women.

09:27I always knew this day would come.

09:29Well, Garrett, when a man and woman love each other very much...

09:31All right, okay, forget it.

09:32Okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.

09:33I'm listening.

09:37Is there something going on with Hannah?

09:40No.

09:41Uh...

09:42Not Hannah, someone else.

09:45She wants me to do this, uh...

09:47This thing.

09:49Do all of the things, bro.

09:51Do them all.

09:52It's just...

09:53It's kind of a big...

09:55Thing.

09:56It's really important to her.

09:58She's, like, trusting me.

09:59Gee, is Hannah a virgin?

10:01What?

10:02No.

10:03Dude, don't...

10:07Don't...

10:07Don't make this weird.

10:12This doesn't leave the weight room.

10:13We're not actually having this conversation.

10:17It's just that I, uh...

10:18I really want it to be good...

10:20For her.

10:21Hmm.

10:22If it's her first time, she might not come.

10:23Not an option.

10:24She has to come.

10:25Respect.

10:26Well, there...

10:26There's one thing that helps make a girl come.

10:29The single...

10:31Most effective, highly recommended, enjoyed by all tool at your disposal.

10:36Trust.

10:38That's it.

10:39She's just gotta feel completely safe.

10:41Like, completely relaxed.

10:43But consent is key.

10:44And she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe.

10:47So you just...

10:48You just gotta figure out whatever makes this...

10:50Specific girl who is not Hannah.

10:53Feel safe.

10:54I'm just...

10:56Not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this...

10:59Well, if she asked you who she thinks you are.

11:02Which is fucking hard.

11:06Just...

11:07Don't...

11:08Skimp on the foreplay.

11:09Yeah.

11:10Talking five plays.

11:12Six plays.

11:12Yeah.

11:12Got it.

11:13You know?

11:13Right?

11:14Thanks.

11:14Good talk, man.

11:15Great talk.

11:19Sorry.

11:19I was...

11:21Justin.

11:22Hi.

11:23Yeah.

11:23It's easier ways to get my attention.

11:25Sorry.

11:26Yeah.

11:26I was just on my phone.

11:28I'm taking the piss.

11:28Don't worry about it.

11:30Yeah.

11:31Yeah.

11:32My advisor really likes the song.

11:33Mostly.

11:34Okay.

11:34Yeah.

11:34Mostly.

11:35Yeah.

11:35He has some notes, but it's getting there.

11:38Cool.

11:39Yeah.

11:39You never replied to my text.

11:42Do you want to come over later and work on the song?

11:46Definitely yes.

11:47But, uh, there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it.

11:53Um...

11:54Rain check?

11:54Rain check.

11:55Yeah.

11:56Yeah.

11:56I'm really looking forward to it.

11:58Cool.

12:00Yeah.

12:01Yeah.

12:01Bye.

12:02I guess.

12:03Bye.

12:04Bye.

12:17Bye.

12:37Bye.

12:49Bye.

12:51Bye.

12:53Bye.

12:56Bye.

12:59Bye.

13:01Bye.

13:04Bye.

13:06Bye.

13:07Bye.

13:08Bye.

13:09Bye.

13:10Bye.

13:12Bye.

13:13Bye.

13:14Bye.

13:18I don't know, literally, anything else?

13:21Maybe.

13:26Think fast.

13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.

13:40You're about to see me naked.

13:43Yeah, but not until you want me to.

14:05Uh, all clear.

14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?

14:13Definitely.

14:19Uh, yeah, so are we gonna do it now?

14:25Well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here.

14:32Why don't you pick a song to play?

14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.

14:37Set the mood?

14:39Ew, that's awful.

14:40I can't- I believe those words actually came out of your mouth.

14:44I have people who say that.

14:47Okay, let me see.

14:51Wait, this is one of your most played songs?

14:54Which one?

14:55Shhh.

15:01I'm setting the mood.

15:09You're actually proving my point.

15:11The mood is set.

15:12Is that right?

15:13Please.

15:13The song is so sexy.

15:15It makes me wanna do a sexy little dance.

15:20What is happening to me?

15:22The groove.

15:23It's taking over.

15:26Look.

15:29You're feeling it too.

15:31Oh.

15:32Oh.

15:35Okay.

15:37Oh, yeah.

15:38That's terrible.

15:39I love it.

15:43Baby, baby, since first we met

15:45I knew in this heart of mine

15:49The love we had

15:52Could not be better

15:54When I'm feeling right

15:55I'd bite my time

15:59Spend our life

16:00I'm looking for somebody

16:02To give me love like you

16:07Now you told me that you wanna leave me

16:10Don't leave me

16:12I'm dancing again

16:21Woah.

16:29Alright.

16:31Okay.

16:32Okay.

16:45I don't know.

17:12I don't know.

17:46I don't know.

17:46What's wrong?

17:48Nothing.

17:49Nothing.

17:51I think we should stop.

17:54I don't want to stop.

17:56I can do this.

17:57No, you don't have to.

17:58But I want to.

18:01Okay.

18:03Fuck.

18:09I'm sorry.

18:11Sorry.

18:12It's okay.

18:13This is what happens.

18:18I'm in it.

18:19I'm having fun.

18:20I feel good.

18:24And then I just like zoom out.

18:27I leave my body.

18:31It's like I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going, what is wrong with you?

18:38Nothing.

18:41Nothing is wrong with you.

18:44What if I'm broken?

18:53You're not broken, Wellesie.

18:56You just don't trust me enough to fully let go and that's okay.

19:00No, but I do trust you.

19:03I wouldn't, I wouldn't be here if I didn't.

19:06But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.

19:11So, if you're not there yet, that sounds completely normal.

19:19Well, I thought that was surprisingly deep.

19:26I do have another idea.

19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it.

19:33Yeah, okay, sure.

19:36Instead of me giving you an orgasm, why don't you give yourself one?

19:47That's not going to prove anything.

19:48I do that all the time.

19:50Oh, do you?

19:51Yeah.

19:52Good.

19:56Then, show me.

20:10Show me.

20:15And I'll show you.

21:45Stay here.

21:48Stay with me.

22:15Stay with me.

22:18Stay with me.

22:26Stay with me.

22:35Thanks.

22:37No, no.

22:39Thank you, that was...

22:43Thanks.

22:56So what now?

23:03Drunk Shakespeare?

23:04Who's drunk?

23:05Like the actors or the audience?

23:07Everyone.

23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.

23:12Yikes.

23:13Yeah.

23:14Okay, well, I wish Allie luck for me.

23:16Yeah.

23:18Jackpot.

23:20Always counting Tucker to make too much pasta soda.

23:25Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?

23:27Yum.

23:28All right, give me.

23:30Yeah, you only just got a little bacon on it.

23:31All right.

23:48All right.

23:48I have to say I'm surprised it's one of your most played.

23:50Kind of doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock

23:54image.

23:55Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so.

24:04But actually, my mom used to play me all kinds of music.

24:08Yeah, she sounds cool.

24:09Yeah, she was cool.

24:11She had a huge record collection.

24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad got too intense.

24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?

24:27Why do you ask?

24:28Is it just something my advisor said?

24:31Uh, I guess.

24:34I don't know, it makes me feel bold.

24:37Bold?

24:38Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it.

24:43That's badass.

24:44Yeah, it is badass.

24:51You know, I was thinking, sorry, where were we?

25:00Uh, I actually probably should go.

25:03Oh, are you sure?

25:05Yeah, yeah, I have a lot to do for the showcase and classes and yeah.

25:10Uh, but I thank you for your service.

25:15It's much appreciated.

25:19See you soon?

25:21Yeah, okay, um, I'll text you.

25:32So Garrett made you come?

25:33Yep.

25:34Then you're not freaking out?

25:35No.

25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean?

25:38Yeah.

25:38Yeah, and you're not freaking out?

25:40No.

25:40Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.

25:45No, I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Allie.

25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Allie,

25:52and then Complete and Total Breakdown Allie,

25:54and then next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset Vermont Allie.

25:57God help us all.

25:58No, I promised myself.

26:00This has to be the last time.

26:02It has to stick.

26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far.

26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean.

26:08I believe you.

26:10Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.

26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.

26:19Um...

26:23Oh, my God!

26:25I am a woman possessed!

26:27Anne, you gotta help me.

26:29I lied.

26:29I already ate the Cheetos.

26:31I licked the back clean.

26:33Who is that?

26:34Is it Garrett?

26:35Is it Justin?

26:35Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.

26:39Uh, uh, it's-it's Justin.

26:42So you're still into him?

26:44Of course I am.

26:45I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?

26:49Well, yeah, but, I don't know, I might be digmatized by Garrett.

26:53Couldn't be the first.

26:54Yeah.

26:56Okay, I'll admit it, the night was kind of perfect.

27:01Garrett made me feel really safe and a lot of really, really good other things, but doesn't

27:08magically turn him into someone else, you know?

27:10No, you gotta take him at face value.

27:12Right, exactly.

27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.

27:18Which is fine, because I-I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.

27:24It's just an arrangement between friends.

27:26Yeah, and this won't make your friendship weird at all?

27:30We had a plan.

27:31The plan worked.

27:34There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.

27:36It was so weird.

27:38Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.

27:42Logan, this is Bernardo.

27:44Protect him with your life.

27:45Your life.

27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?

27:47Because he didn't want it to end.

27:50What?

27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice, and the answer seems pretty obvious.

27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?

28:00What do you mean?

28:01I don't know.

28:02A bunch of missed passes, flubbed a goal, stuff like that.

28:04What?

28:04No, not you.

28:05Bertie.

28:06What do you mean?

28:07What's obvious?

28:07You're into her, dude.

28:08Fuck.

28:09I think you're right.

28:10All right, he's all over the place.

28:11Shut up, Joe.

28:12I should tell her.

28:13Yep.

28:14Like today?

28:15Yep.

28:16Bertie!

28:17Shit!

28:17He's going to drunk Shakespeare later.

28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.

28:20Hey, Joe.

28:21Watch Bernardo.

28:22Who?

28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?

28:27Anna.

28:28Bernardo.

28:28Amazing.

28:29I'm there.

28:29Roger!

28:30Hold this for Bertie.

28:33So why aren't we going to drunk Shakespeare?

28:35We are not going anywhere.

28:37Bertie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.

28:40How do you feel about her?

28:41Dooms!

28:42Finally.

28:43I'm telling you it's the right move, G.

28:45We all fuck with Rosie, and I think she's good for you.

28:49No!

28:50Bernardo, ow!

28:51Okay.

28:52We're going to drunk Shakespeare.

29:03Okay, dramatic entrance.

29:05Whatever.

29:06Seriously.

29:07What's your damage, Heather?

29:08Nothing.

29:09Just a shitty practice.

29:10Really?

29:12That's it?

29:13Yeah.

29:14That's it.

29:15Mm.

29:15Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes, and

29:19it just made me look bad.

29:21Ah.

29:22I see what's happening.

29:24This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.

29:26What?

29:28That's...

29:29I...

29:29I don't...

29:32Convincing.

29:33Don't bother.

29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.

29:35This is so like you.

29:37You want things you can't have.

29:38No, I don't.

29:39You need a fucking wake-up call.

29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.

29:44You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.

29:45Jules, I get it.

29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft.

29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.

29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom.

29:53At the garage.

29:55Forever.

29:57Is that what you want?

30:00No, it's not what I fucking want.

30:02I'm just saying.

30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.

30:21This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit.

30:26Oh, it's immersive.

30:27We're breaking down the aesthetic distance.

30:28Give me a fucking break.

30:29Whoa, babe.

30:30Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.

30:33Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville.

30:36I'm so sorry.

30:37I didn't mean that.

30:38No, it's okay.

30:39It's your first show of Rire without Sean.

30:42Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know?

30:44I'm kind of nervous.

30:45Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a...

30:49Catherine!

30:49Don't touch a prop that's not yours!

30:52There's people everywhere you go.

30:55There's people in the bars.

30:57There's people on the motorways driving little people cars.

31:02There's people walking animals.

31:04Hey.

31:05Hey.

31:06You're here.

31:07There's people kissing other people.

31:09Oh, what the hell is that for?

31:10Yeah, come on and say...

31:12What are you...

31:13What are you doing here?

31:14I'm glad you're here, but...

31:16Well, by recruiting, I have to steal this from Taco.

31:19It's fine.

31:19Oh, my God.

31:20It's all right?

31:21You kidding me?

31:22Hey, Wolsey.

31:23Hey.

31:24Jordan?

31:25Justin.

31:26Oh, right.

31:26Yeah.

31:27Yeah, sorry.

31:27My bad.

31:28That's all good.

31:29Uh, is Bo and Dean Drager here?

31:31Yeah, man.

31:32Well, you know Dean, he's persuasive.

31:35What about you, bro?

31:35You big Shakespeare guy?

31:36Uh, not really, but, uh, Hannah told me she was coming, so...

31:40Here I am.

31:42Oh, she did.

31:43She did.

31:45Looks like the show's starting.

31:48Yeah.

31:48Do you want to go to sit?

31:50Couch is free.

31:52Yeah, yeah.

31:53We should probably sit.

31:55See you around, man.

31:56Yeah, brother.

32:12Come on, bitches.

32:14Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.

32:18A Midsummer Night's Scream!

32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.

32:31If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.

32:34Now, there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.

32:37When an actor calls line, everyone drinks.

32:42I like that.

32:43That's...

32:43So that's great.

32:45What?

32:46What?

32:50You know, I'm so sorry, everyone.

32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers, have all been

32:57struck by, uh, terrible affliction.

33:01True love?

33:02No, gonorrhea.

33:04Oh!

33:09We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.

33:16Well, would you look at this couple.

33:22Give it up for our Hermione and Lysander!

33:33Bitch, I love this.

33:36Yeah.

33:38Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.

33:43Me, Garrett, Graham, I want to be in the show.

33:44Oh, God, shut the...

33:45Oh, I think you can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.

33:48Come on.

33:49Come here, pookie.

33:50That's okay.

33:51No, I'm all right.

33:51Get in your ass now.

33:53Come on, G, yeah!

33:54All right, all right.

33:56Yeah!

34:03Okay, now we just need a Helena.

34:05She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.

34:10Can anyone relate?

34:16Allow me.

34:19Not even gonna wait to be picked.

34:21That is messy.

34:22Let's hear it for our four young lovers!

34:25From the game, right?

34:27Hannah.

34:28Please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.

34:31Uh, no, no, I didn't lock him.

34:33I mean, we're not locked.

34:35He is free to unlock anyone he wants.

34:39Just throw up some drama.

34:40All right, Hermia.

34:42Let's get you all caught up.

34:45All right, you're in love with Lysander.

34:49Oh.

34:50But your big, bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.

35:00What say you, Hermia?

35:04But daddy, I love him!

35:07Daddy, she wants him!

35:18Now after this, we've got like 10 minutes of Rude Mechanicals BS.

35:22So, feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.

35:27Okay.

35:31So your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.

35:36Can we seriously not do this right now?

35:39Do what?

35:39You're broadening your horizons.

35:42I think it's fun.

35:48Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.

35:53You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.

35:55She's not my girlfriend.

35:57But you clearly want her to be.

35:59No, I don't.

36:00Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.

36:08Kendall, about the way that I ended things,

36:11I was kind of a dick.

36:12Don't.

36:14Don't apologize to me just to make yourself feel better.

36:16I was just going to say, you know,

36:18it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.

36:21It does.

36:22If I knew just how much it sucked,

36:27I probably would have done some things differently.

36:29So, I'm sorry.

36:32And really,

36:34will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?

36:38I was having so much fun being a bitch.

36:42Fine.

36:43Yeah, okay.

36:43I accept.

36:48I don't know.

36:50Marvel.

36:50It's foul, but it's effective.

36:55I see that neighbor eat.

36:56This is to make an ass of me.

36:58What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?

37:01I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.

37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note,

37:08and so is mine eye enthralled to thy...

37:17To thy...

37:20Smile.

37:24And thy sweatshirt.

37:27And how surprisingly ripped thou art.

37:29And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes

37:33because thou knowest I want both,

37:35even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.

37:37And so what if thou favors missionary?

37:39Methinks I could get on board with missionary.

37:41Oh, sweet bottom.

37:43Out to Vermont.

37:44Do not desire to go.

37:46Please, do not desire to go.

37:58Holy shit, she's incredible.

38:00Yeah, man, she really is.

38:05Lion.

38:14Lion.

38:15Lion.

38:17Lion.

38:18He said it.

38:18Well, he said it.

38:19That's the word.

38:20He got it.

38:23Okay, I understand you're confusing.

38:25This is what's happening here.

38:26I am...

38:27I'm fucked up, man.

38:28Lion.

38:30It's not even your line.

38:32Excuse me, I'm thirsty.

38:34Okay, are these drama kids better than drinking?

38:36No, no, no, no, no.

38:37I get it, I get it.

38:38What's going on?

38:38I totally get it.

38:42Pyramus and Fisbee are us all.

38:43Good.

38:44Hmm?

38:44Right?

38:44Well done.

38:45You see, Tuck?

38:47Tuck here.

38:51Welcome back, my lover.

38:56Oh, looks like you two had a good time.

39:00And it's about to get even better.

39:04I made this love potion, special for the boys.

39:09It's a real knockout.

39:12And wouldn't you know it, when they came to, they only had eyes for Helena.

39:20Okay, loving this.

39:23But, fools and mortals, who will win fair Helena's hand?

39:29How is a Bucks a Maiden ever to decide?

39:32Oh.

39:33I know.

39:35How about a good old-fashioned dance-off?

39:40Which one of you wants to take the pole first?

39:51Get up there!

39:54Get up there!

39:55Fuck you guys.

39:56What's up?

39:59Fuck.

40:01Fuck.

40:03Fuck.

40:04Fuck.

40:05Look at you guys!

40:09Oh!

40:10Whoa!

40:12Whoa!

40:16Whoa!

40:17Whoa!

40:18Whoa!

40:20Whoa!

40:23You know, I was thinking about asking you out.

40:30The only reason I didn't is because I thought you and Garrett were serious, but...

40:35I guess you know.

40:40Nope.

40:41Definitely not serious.

40:43Cool.

40:45Look, I'm normally into theater, but...

40:49You know, I'm really glad I came.

40:53Yeah, me too.

40:54Yeah.

40:57Yeah.

40:58You and your friends are trying to let you out.

41:01And I'm not the one to tell them stand out.

41:03It's the world and they just found out.

41:06Girls just wanna dance.

41:08Girls just wanna dance.

41:10If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended.

41:15That you have but slumbered here.

41:18While these visions did appear.

41:23Hey.

41:24Hey.

41:26That was some show you put on out there.

41:28Very boys gone wild.

41:30Thanks.

41:30Yeah.

41:31I, uh, bet you're happy about this second love potion.

41:35You and Justin, back together.

41:37Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.

41:41That's, that's Shakespeare.

41:42Yeah, I know.

41:43Sorry.

41:46Um, uh, actually, Justin said he wants to ask me out.

41:54Uh, congratulations.

41:55That's, uh, yeah, you did it.

42:03Yeah.

42:04Yeah, uh, so I, I guess this means our deal is officially over?

42:15Right?

42:17Uh, yeah, right.

42:22Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.

42:24And I got you the guy.

42:28Hey.

42:30So I won us over there for Kurt Nicole.

42:33Ready?

42:35Sure.

42:36Sorry.

42:44No.

42:56Yeah, I got you the groundwork.

42:57Yeah.

43:02No.

43:03Oh, yuck.

43:06That's a good one.

43:07Oh, yuck.

43:08Oh, yuck.

43:11Oh, yuck.

43:12Oh, yuck.

43:13Oh, yuck.

43:14Oh, yuck.

43:17you're getting some good power behind the shot still going wide not as long as you keep in the

43:22rink remember eastwood freshman year yeah that wasn't on me all right birdie took the shot it

43:29just deflected off my stick and brag steve i bought him a beer he's fine

43:36hey sir i couldn't make the chase for anything

43:40yeah it's okay i'm not eating this much so you and hannah

43:50i don't know what i was thinking i don't have time for a girlfriend

43:57hey i'm sorry man

43:58i know you're really into it

44:05it's fine there's a plan in place for me team captain frozen four ruins all i gotta do is

44:14follow through it's a good plan people would kill to have that plan right exactly

44:22and it was just a distraction i mean sometimes you don't get everything you want

44:35but you're garrett graham all right things are gonna work out for you okay they always do

44:47yeah well for you too man it's me and you on the bruins that's the dream right yeah that's the

44:52dream

44:56anyway i was gonna hit up malone's if you wanted to join

44:58you look like you could use it that's all right i'm gonna stay

45:03sure yeah all right man see you later all right

45:06you look like you're gonna do it

45:49i know i said i wouldn't call

45:53and that's how ellen the difference between billy joe armstrong and hailey joe osmond

45:59yeah that's that's funny

46:03hey um i'm really glad we got to spend some time together outside of rehearsals

46:09yeah same

46:13oh i fucking love this song

46:17why do you love it so much

46:18well i mean facade is the baseline and the way it interacts with the lead guitar

46:22it's no i'm sorry i actually mean what does it make you feel

46:29i mean jealous i didn't ride at first

46:33uh why what does it make you feel

46:38uh nothing

46:39i mean they're not for everyone

46:43yeah

46:46hey this this party's kind of dead right

46:50do you want to come back to mine and just then let me guess brain check

46:57not quite

47:15this is garrett no phones allowed on the ice so leave a message

47:34i need you so

47:38now that i find you

47:43i build my world around you i need you so

47:48baby even though you don't need me

47:53you don't need me

48:09baby baby baby since first we met i knew in this heart of mine

48:27the lovely hat could not be bad i played it right and i bide my time

48:38spend a lifetime looking for somebody to give me love like you

49:03i need you so

49:10now you've told me that you want to leave me

49:16you need me

49:18you need me

49:43you need me

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