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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20My house will be ruining my house will be ruining my house
00:00:29Mia? Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry Jessica, but actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:50C-C-C-K
00:00:54I still run the school of pockets
00:00:57Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah, details
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:32You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Thank you
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:43I came here for someone very special
00:01:47I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:51Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:13Ah!
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright
00:02:27Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you...
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more front lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:07Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:14Those highlights
00:03:18A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:27When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:37You've got to stop getting high before class
00:03:39Like the other losers
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student, she would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit...
00:04:40Down...
00:04:41And finish...
00:04:43Your lab...
00:04:44Before...
00:04:45I...
00:04:46Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay...
00:04:59So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid...
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15The shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That's acid
00:05:21Don't...
00:05:22I know Mia, but this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you...
00:05:54Look...
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:12Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little Miss...
00:06:22Stutter
00:06:22This time...
00:06:23No more shrinking
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29Hmm...
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:07:00Mia...
00:07:01Put...
00:07:01The bottle...
00:07:03Down!
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher least favorite teacher a lesson
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:12Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:24Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:27Just...
00:07:27Say something
00:07:29It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:31No...
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:35I like this new you
00:07:37I like the new me too
00:07:39Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello High School 2.0
00:07:43Oh!
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:49What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:52Stop stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will
00:07:56Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:03Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:12Look
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially
00:08:33Running against Jessica
00:08:34For prom queen
00:08:38Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost Dutch after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:49I did
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:56Come here
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes but we love you too
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:03Yeah
00:09:08Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits
00:09:17The outcasts
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:21Plastic definition of prefect
00:09:24To the Queen
00:09:24Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:40Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor?
00:09:53What the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03ConCon!
00:10:04You already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this
00:10:09Together
00:10:09Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:32Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom
00:10:34Or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of Relativity
00:10:47The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later
00:10:53No, you're right
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong
00:11:01I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:06You wasted
00:11:08How?
00:11:11Told ya!
00:11:12See you later, Misty
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nina
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:39Ooh
00:11:41Don't worry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I-
00:11:56I wanna polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Hmm
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:25That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her, wow
00:12:30Huh
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50Is
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:01Oh, God
00:13:02It's okay, yeah, I'm fine
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:28But I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41I will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh, man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:38Connor will join too
00:14:39Since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:45Well, great
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap
00:15:19Bite me knee pads
00:15:20Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow
00:15:35But, uh, show is your best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Did your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them
00:15:56It's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:04No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:35Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:45What?
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go there!
00:17:01Mia, your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:09Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go
00:17:14Use Kalta
00:17:14Mia, we really need to talk
00:17:21About that kiss
00:17:25where'd you learn how to do that college science majors are sluttier than you think
00:17:30uh you hook up with college guys no but i will one day my magic eight ball said so
00:17:39so you can predict the future actually i'm from the future right it's my secret superpower so
00:17:46oh well i hope that there's another round for us in our future somewhere where there's less
00:17:54interruptions connor i don't really kiss people unless i'm dating them and it's not like you
00:18:01want to date me so actually about that well let's just focus on uh beating jess and we can talk
00:18:08about
00:18:08all the kiss stuff later yeah connor might be my forever crush but he's also a forever playboy
00:18:15at least that's what the rumors say fine yeah look for your information the next best opportunity
00:18:24to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off so we could team up
00:18:32wait do you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:38you can run this school if you want to team me up you're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:51wait you're not seriously thinking about answering if you do i will embarrass you so bad you will wish
00:19:00you were dead still want to do this
00:19:04why not baking is just chemistry let the best baker win
00:19:11ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:22what are you talking about you don't look the part yet me let us help you out
00:19:41let me guess just a bitch straights again i hope her baked goods burn in hell you want me to
00:19:47go curse her
00:19:49thanks for the thought kate i don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52and we're gonna have to give you an edge something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:58meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00why
00:20:01because i'm gonna turn you into a sexy nerdy baking queen
00:20:10how are you
00:20:11where's your baking buddy gong gong
00:20:13did she chicken out last night
00:20:19all right may i present to you your future girlfriend
00:20:24i mean this year's bake-off hbic mia watkins
00:20:32yeah you look like a fucking try hard
00:20:35overdressed much come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:38like i was saying you look gorgeous
00:20:42high school bucket list item number eight flirt like a hot girl
00:20:46look who's talking
00:20:47chef ready to win
00:20:50stop putting on a show
00:20:52this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:53who the hell do you think you are mia
00:20:56call me queen
00:21:01cause i'm coming for your throne
00:21:05boo
00:21:12shut up or die
00:21:16all right
00:21:18contestants we're about to begin
00:21:19to your tables please
00:21:20uh do you have any idea what we're doing here
00:21:22oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25with some uh molecular gastronomy topping
00:21:27it's really easy
00:21:28what
00:21:30it's science meets sweets
00:21:31come on
00:21:33all right contestants
00:21:34the bake-off begins
00:21:36now
00:21:38okay
00:21:38i'll have to make this in
00:21:40like this
00:21:44like that
00:21:50and then
00:21:52this
00:21:53that's on your nose
00:21:55no thanks too much
00:21:56that's too much
00:22:09cool trick
00:22:11bill nye the science nerd
00:22:13hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:21oops
00:22:24oops
00:22:25foot slipped
00:22:27sorry not sorry
00:22:29oops
00:22:31sorry
00:22:32my hand slipped
00:22:34oh
00:22:37oh she's awful
00:22:39oh
00:22:40if you do that again miss watkins
00:22:42you will be disqualified
00:22:43she just kicked our table
00:22:44i did not see jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47get back to work
00:22:48it's fine
00:22:50it's fine
00:22:50so what do we do now
00:22:51a good scientist
00:22:53always
00:22:54has a plan
00:22:57and
00:22:59time
00:23:02the winning team's votes
00:23:04also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:07jessica
00:23:08you're up
00:23:09it is a model
00:23:11of my mansion
00:23:13and anyone who votes for me
00:23:15can come to all my parties
00:23:16for the rest of the year
00:23:17so great
00:23:20this is our dessert
00:23:21it may look simple
00:23:24but
00:23:25it's got a little magic to it
00:23:47this is our dessert
00:23:48and all the votes
00:23:50are in
00:23:51the winner
00:23:52of this year's
00:23:54senior bake-off is
00:24:01the winner
00:24:03of this year's
00:24:04senior bake-off is
00:24:11Mia Watkins
00:24:13Mia
00:24:14the 2006 golden bake-off trophy
00:24:17belongs to you
00:24:18and Connor
00:24:24we did it
00:24:26i can't believe it
00:24:28oh that's my queen
00:24:29that's my best friend
00:24:30we love her
00:24:31best day of my life
00:24:34i knew you could do it
00:24:38no
00:24:39Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:46not anymore
00:24:50i'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:53i'm sorry
00:24:54high school bucket list
00:24:56item number nine
00:24:57start a riot
00:24:59make it epic
00:25:02food fight
00:25:03food fight
00:25:08popular kids
00:25:10versus
00:25:11kids
00:25:11stop it
00:25:12stop it
00:25:19stop
00:25:20stop
00:25:21stop
00:25:27team Jessica
00:25:28team Mia
00:25:28get over here
00:25:29right now
00:25:32principal davis
00:25:33before you say
00:25:35anything
00:25:36Mia started it
00:25:37thank you
00:25:38for your honesty
00:25:39Jessica
00:25:40you and your friends
00:25:42can go
00:25:42what
00:25:44no she's lying
00:25:45i would drop that
00:25:47attitude
00:25:47miss Watkins
00:25:48you know what
00:25:49no
00:25:51i like having an attitude
00:25:52i lived for years without one
00:25:55and now
00:25:56it's here to stay
00:25:57one more
00:25:58bad word
00:26:00one more
00:26:00thing that you do wrong
00:26:02and you are suspended
00:26:03fine
00:26:05i'll stop having an attitude
00:26:07when you stop
00:26:08letting Jessica's dad
00:26:09bride you
00:26:12oh sorry
00:26:13no one knows about that yet
00:26:14both of you pack your bags
00:26:19wait are we suspended
00:26:21i can't get suspended
00:26:22my dad's gonna fly back
00:26:23for his business trip
00:26:24and get me killed
00:26:24no no no
00:26:25i'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27you're both free to go
00:26:29wait for real
00:26:30of course
00:26:31you're both free to go
00:26:32and if you ever need anything
00:26:34feel free to come by my office
00:26:35the door's always open
00:26:36how much money did her dad give you
00:26:40uh $147,347
00:26:43and $36
00:26:44you be quiet you demon child
00:26:47on a second though
00:26:48why don't you um
00:26:49help me clean up here
00:26:50my star students
00:26:52thank you
00:26:54what the fuck was that
00:26:57whoa
00:26:59did you see the look on his face
00:27:01yeah he was freaking out
00:27:03how did you know all that stuff
00:27:04well i told you i can see the future
00:27:07so
00:27:08right
00:27:09it's not a deal
00:27:10yeah
00:27:12so tell me
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight
00:27:17well i have to study for the science test
00:27:19oh yeah
00:27:21what's it on again
00:27:21uh anatomy
00:27:23it's the study of the
00:27:24human body
00:27:26yeah
00:27:27yeah
00:27:28yeah
00:27:28you want to do it at my place
00:27:30my parents aren't home
00:27:31your place
00:27:32let go
00:27:34oh
00:27:36like us
00:27:37together
00:27:37you're
00:27:38alone
00:27:39yeah
00:27:40let's go professor
00:27:42i promise to be a good boy
00:27:46okay
00:27:46you're
00:27:56you
00:28:57Mia.
00:28:59Mia.
00:29:00Mia.
00:29:01Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:08Rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right.
00:29:19Please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:20Mm-mm.
00:29:23Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Picep brachii.
00:29:40Pectalis major.
00:29:45Pectis abdominis gloria amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Dave, forget about that part.
00:29:54It's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:33High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezibusius.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my.
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You're done cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked.
00:31:27But you are getting pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:00Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:08Oh no.
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15I know about this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No.
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:33No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34Oh no no no no.
00:32:35Come on, come on, come on, Connor.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:55Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad, Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:43And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help.
00:35:22But you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27Can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:40Wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:42I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So come through
00:35:50and vote for Mia.
00:36:02Nicky, cancel your plans.
00:36:04We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:08We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:36:13Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:20Connor, talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:32but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:30so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:41Enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor past science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I...
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:20Oh, shit.
00:39:24Caps here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28You might have a brawl with us.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:37Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47I'll go to the party you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:05Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid.
00:40:12He's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:17You are.
00:40:23You are
00:40:26not
00:40:27going to believe
00:40:28who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:36I don't know.
00:40:38I'm sorry.
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back
00:40:41from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:55Finally find a dress
00:40:57that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress
00:41:00for some singer named Gaga lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06She more than once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:10I mean,
00:41:11if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah, I mean,
00:41:17our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:23Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:36I need an answer, right?
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50You look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique
00:42:02on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a sidekick or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s
00:42:14because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then,
00:42:20just blink twice
00:42:21so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl,
00:42:35if you really know everything
00:42:36that's going to happen,
00:42:37who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:49You're Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here,
00:42:51so your party's not the total best.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:07I'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:10I'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her,
00:43:27but she's like a crazier Regina George
00:43:28with worse highlights.
00:43:31Oh, on page four,
00:43:33there's a great Polaroid that I took
00:43:34of Mia wedding herself
00:43:36in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments
00:43:40into a little pink book.
00:43:47I like your big tails,
00:43:49and everybody had braces,
00:43:51Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually,
00:43:58it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um,
00:44:05yeah,
00:44:06that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want
00:44:08your prom queen
00:44:09to be a girl
00:44:10who makes out
00:44:11with her NSYNC posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you,
00:44:16I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth,
00:44:20and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know,
00:44:23a year ago,
00:44:24this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know
00:44:28everything in here
00:44:29made me
00:44:30who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:38I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me,
00:44:41I'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible
00:44:43things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me,
00:44:45poser.
00:44:46What about
00:44:47what you did
00:44:48with the ninth grade
00:44:49basketball team
00:44:49on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait
00:44:56till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay,
00:44:59English much?
00:45:01You know,
00:45:01this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all,
00:45:04but the only one
00:45:05getting exposed today
00:45:06is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding
00:45:17back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato piece?
00:45:20Yeah,
00:45:21show us your stressed out
00:45:22brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far,
00:45:25Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly,
00:45:30I was helping.
00:45:31Hey,
00:45:32you're beautiful, Mia,
00:45:33and you know I.
00:45:35It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica,
00:45:42you think
00:45:43being prom queen
00:45:44is all about looks,
00:45:46right?
00:45:48High school bucket list,
00:45:49item number 12.
00:45:51Flam it while you've got it.
00:45:53You want my shine?
00:45:55You want my glossy?
00:45:57You want my sexy?
00:45:59You want my sexy?
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:03Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No,
00:46:07you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09Love somebody.
00:46:12Holy shit,
00:46:14Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:16Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck
00:46:18having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you
00:46:22pretending to be
00:46:23hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI,
00:46:25you will never
00:46:26be like us.
00:46:27You will never
00:46:28live like us.
00:46:29No,
00:46:30I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of
00:46:33truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all
00:46:36to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list
00:46:42item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone
00:46:45who's just as crazy
00:46:46as you.
00:46:48Who cares
00:46:49if they stripped?
00:46:51Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet
00:46:53I can do it
00:46:54even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06I thought those
00:47:07mouth fingers
00:47:08had a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Ugh.
00:47:16Even her alcohol
00:47:17tastes like trash.
00:47:22I love you, too.
00:47:25I love you, too.
00:47:26I love you, too.
00:47:28I love you, too.
00:47:29I love you, too.
00:47:30I love you, too.
00:47:35I love you, too.
00:47:36I love you.
00:47:38I love you, too.
00:47:44Ow!
00:47:45Ah, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least
00:47:55get me some ice.
00:47:56Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask
00:47:59again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia. Not before I, not before I tell you that I, Mia, I've
00:48:10always, Mia, hey, hey, hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay, I was trying to recycle. How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over. Everyone out.
00:48:42You heard him. Go. Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia. Vote Mia. Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you. Come on. Let's go.
00:48:53I got you.
00:48:56Okay.
00:48:59Thank you for saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:41You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:47You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:15You're the genius, Tommy.
00:50:17I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:40I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:58No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:15I'm not just anyone.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:41So, eight ball girl.
00:51:44What's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48You're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:53You're actually super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:11No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:36It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:09Ben, are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:13I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:21Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:28Actually, come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's going to love these, man.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:50Sure.
00:53:54But I also just wanted to do something nice because in a few months, we will all go our separate
00:54:01ways.
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then, right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:13Oh, you're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:38I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look.
00:55:20Trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:24I got them Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look.
00:56:17OMG, you're a twin.
00:56:19OMG, you're a twin.
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and con-con here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor.
00:56:57What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:06He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18I know they're stupid.
00:57:20And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:26They're going to love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you, and you're going to love them.
00:57:51What's yours?
00:58:00So, I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when they're the real world, you'll remember
00:58:10them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name.
00:58:33Like, Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody, shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you, too.
00:59:51Hey, um.
00:59:55Okay.
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:06Mia, I
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:18How did you find
01:00:19Magic eight ball
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:28Do everything with your dad
01:00:30While you can
01:00:33You'll never get this time back
01:00:37Thank you
01:00:41Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:43Hey, no
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:46Promise me
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:50That's all I want
01:01:02For you
01:01:04I'll do it
01:01:09Congrats
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:22Hey everyone
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens
01:01:43I knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:10We're taking a stand
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:16No plastics for prom
01:02:18No plastics for prom
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects
01:02:41Let's hear your voice
01:02:46Attention everyone
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins
01:02:53Just volunteered
01:02:56To sing the national anthem
01:02:58In front of the whole school
01:03:14Come on, Mia
01:03:16We're all waiting
01:03:19Hey
01:03:21Hey, yes you can
01:03:23Show them all what you can do
01:03:26All of them
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:32Yes
01:03:33Just don't look at them
01:03:34Look at me
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready
01:03:40This is going to be legendary
01:03:44I believe in you
01:03:51High school bucket list, item number 14
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy
01:03:59Hi everyone
01:04:01Please rise
01:04:16Oh
01:04:24Just look at me
01:04:26Just look at me
01:04:34Oh say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:52At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:36Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:50O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:13Stop!
01:06:14Stop!
01:06:15Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia
01:06:17This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:21See?
01:06:23Everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:44Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:55Shit, that's my dad
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:06Hey
01:07:06Connor, you're going to be fine
01:07:10This is the big game
01:07:12Yeah
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:21Listen
01:07:21In the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But
01:07:28Trust me
01:07:32I trust you
01:07:35And here we go, everyone
01:07:37The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:39Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11And ten seconds left
01:08:13The home team is
01:08:14Down two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver
01:08:17Has the ball
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:39Yes, he scores
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4249-48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go
01:08:56Oh, first an A and now this
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:09Sorry for missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:19I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:23Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Oh, am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth
01:09:37Peter isn't going to steal
01:09:38ConCon
01:09:39And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down
01:09:43And dance
01:09:44For good
01:09:45I won because of you
01:09:46No, not only one because of you
01:09:48I just gave you a little hint
01:09:52But I do accept payment
01:09:54And kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait, wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean, what about your crush
01:10:15The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia
01:10:18It always has been
01:10:24Holy circuits
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful
01:11:17You're staring again
01:11:20Five more minutes
01:11:23You're kind of distracting
01:11:27Should we just ditch school
01:11:29And do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test
01:11:32This was your chem test
01:11:36And you passed
01:11:37With flying colors
01:11:39Oh
01:11:44Okay, say we do
01:11:47Skip class
01:11:49And what about
01:11:52Brown tonight?
01:11:53Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to
01:11:55I figured I would just ask my crush
01:12:01You're never going to let that go
01:12:04Stupid
01:12:05It's
01:12:06It's just that
01:12:07You're the valedictorian
01:12:09How did you not figure out
01:12:11That I've liked you since
01:12:12Ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like
01:12:16Chewbacca back then
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair
01:12:21And those
01:12:23Like striped turtlenecks
01:12:25No, you didn't
01:12:26Yeah
01:12:26So hot
01:12:32Okay, so
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me
01:12:35Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly
01:12:43Mia Watkins
01:12:45Mia Watkins
01:12:46Will you
01:12:53Will you officially
01:12:55Be my prom date
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend
01:13:11Come on
01:13:12Let's go win that crown
01:13:14Five more minutes
01:13:15You said
01:13:16I am going to give you
01:13:22The perfect princess diaries moment
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night
01:13:29Maybe she's going to
01:13:32I don't know
01:13:34You want to bake at the game
01:13:37Maybe she's given up
01:13:41No
01:13:43She won't
01:13:47I know she won't
01:13:48Because
01:13:50I've lived it
01:13:53I'm sorry, say it again
01:13:57Okay
01:13:58This is going to sound insane
01:13:59Chris, but you're my best friend
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth
01:14:03I
01:14:07I'm from
01:14:09The future
01:14:17Okay
01:14:19Yeah, the future
01:14:20Cool
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to like call my parents
01:14:25Or the cops
01:14:25Or an exorcist?
01:14:28No
01:14:28You're not
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy
01:14:31And you're not a liar
01:14:34If you say you're from the future
01:14:38I believe you
01:14:43Okay, okay
01:14:44Give me the future scoop
01:14:45How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um
01:14:50They get off the island
01:14:52And Lance does come out
01:14:53And they're doing a Bucky reboot
01:14:57The future is possible
01:14:58You have no idea
01:15:00But
01:15:00This dance could change my life
01:15:03Actually
01:15:05So will you help me
01:15:06Stop
01:15:09Come in
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth
01:15:13That is just
01:15:16Let's go
01:15:43You look like a queen
01:15:45Thanks
01:15:47Hopefully I'll love you
01:16:03Welcome
01:16:04Students
01:16:05To this year's
01:16:072006
01:16:08Senior Prom
01:16:15You have one hour left
01:16:17To vote for this year's
01:16:18Prom King
01:16:19And Prom Queen
01:16:25Ready to go back
01:16:26To being a troll
01:16:27Ready to need therapy
01:16:29After I win
01:16:30We're going down
01:16:32Watkins
01:16:33Bring it on
01:16:34Jessica
01:16:52Oh my god
01:16:58Give it up Jessica
01:17:00I don't
01:17:01I want Mia
01:17:04But I want you
01:17:05We are perfect together
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag
01:17:09When you can have an icon
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot
01:17:14Concon
01:17:14Think about your future
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing
01:17:21It could be
01:17:23If you worked on yourself
01:17:25And stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:28You can be better than this
01:17:30Just
01:17:36I know
01:17:36You didn't want this before
01:17:38But
01:17:39Open it
01:17:43Cool
01:17:47Jess
01:17:49Hey
01:17:50Don't
01:17:50Do what you're planning to do tonight
01:17:53Okay
01:17:55It could save your future
01:17:56If you don't
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything
01:18:05Other than winning
01:18:17I tried
01:18:19Principal Davis
01:18:20There are kids doing drugs
01:18:22In the bathroom
01:18:23I think it's crack cane
01:18:27I don't know
01:18:28But just go get them
01:18:30Hurry
01:18:31They are dying
01:18:53Everyone
01:18:54It is time to count the votes
01:18:56For this year's prom queen
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists
01:19:02To the stage
01:19:03Mia Watkins
01:19:04Jessica Hart
01:19:08And as expected
01:19:10Give it up for your prom king
01:19:12Basketball all-star
01:19:14Connor Oliver
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes
01:19:37Let's hear it from our prom queen finalists
01:19:41Let's start
01:19:41With Jessica Hart
01:19:45I would like to thank
01:19:47All of my diehard fans
01:19:49Who voted for me
01:19:50The last four years
01:19:51I'm so excited
01:19:54To leave high school
01:19:55And represent
01:19:56Hot
01:19:57Popular
01:19:58Rich people
01:19:59Everywhere
01:20:04Hi
01:20:06I shouldn't be here
01:20:10That's what I told myself
01:20:12The past four years
01:20:14I wasn't
01:20:16Good enough
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough
01:20:22But I'm here now
01:20:26And
01:20:27I'm here to represent all of you
01:20:29The misfits
01:20:31The outcasts
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt
01:20:34Alone
01:20:37You're not
01:20:41Thank you
01:20:50Alright ladies and gentlemen
01:20:52The votes are in
01:20:53Looks like we have
01:20:55A winner
01:21:01And
01:21:02Your 2006 prom queen
01:21:06Winner is
01:21:11Jessica Hart
01:21:18I'm so sorry
01:21:19Hey
01:21:20It's okay
01:21:21This is your moment
01:21:22You earned it
01:21:23Go ahead
01:21:28I knew you guys
01:21:29Wouldn't let me
01:21:30In the dumpster fire
01:21:30Steal my crown
01:21:35Smile king
01:21:36It's for the yearbook
01:21:41You were right
01:21:43You saw it all
01:21:48And you believed to me
01:21:52Out of the way
01:21:53Freak
01:21:53This is for royalty only
01:21:56Oh shut it
01:21:579021 ho
01:22:00Mia has something to say
01:22:01I warned you
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia
01:22:15And I saw Jessica
01:22:16Throw them out
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No
01:22:20These are fake
01:22:22Principal Davis
01:22:23This is a set up
01:22:24Mia
01:22:25Is this true?
01:22:27No
01:22:28No
01:22:28Actually
01:22:30Jessica lied
01:22:32Bribed
01:22:33And cheated her way
01:22:33To the crown
01:22:34Okay
01:22:35Mia
01:22:37Mia actually cares
01:22:38About this class
01:22:39It's no wonder
01:22:40That she won
01:22:41Fairly
01:22:43But don't take it
01:22:44From me
01:22:45Let's see
01:22:46Show of hands
01:22:47Who voted
01:22:47For Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted
01:23:00For me
01:23:01I never doubted
01:23:02them
01:23:04Were you?
01:23:12High school bucket list
01:23:14Item number 15
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown
01:23:19The crown is mine
01:23:21I'm the popular one
01:23:23I'm hot
01:23:24And I'm skinny
01:23:25And I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica first you cheated
01:23:48Now you could have killed someone
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion
01:23:53Security
01:23:53No
01:23:54No
01:23:55It was Mia
01:23:56She knows things
01:23:58She's like a
01:24:00Psychic or a witch
01:24:01Or something
01:24:01I swear
01:24:01Bye bye
01:24:03Bimbo
01:24:04No
01:24:14She's so nasty
01:24:17That's nothing
01:24:18Mia talking about
01:24:18Go get it in a few years
01:24:19No
01:24:20No
01:24:20This isn't right
01:24:22You suck
01:24:24You're cheating
01:24:28Curse on you queen
01:24:29Bitch
01:24:32Here
01:24:34Take this
01:24:36No I can't take that
01:24:38Yes
01:24:39I want you to
01:24:41No matter when
01:24:43Or where
01:24:43You are
01:24:44You can find me
01:24:47Time traveling nerd
01:24:50Right here
01:25:05Nia
01:25:05I can't
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21you tripped and fell
01:25:24you alright
01:25:31where's Jessica
01:25:33Jessica
01:25:35Jessica Hart
01:25:38I don't know
01:25:38she's probably in prison by now
01:25:40remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:42I haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:50everything that happened
01:25:51senior year came to
01:25:56but that's all in the past
01:25:59I want to focus on the future
01:26:02Neil Watkins
01:26:04since the first time I met you
01:26:06in freshman year
01:26:08I loved you
01:26:10you were
01:26:11the cutest
01:26:13glasses wearing
01:26:14nerd I ever met
01:26:20and from our wild study sessions
01:26:22to
01:26:23winning prom king and queen
01:26:25senior year
01:26:27to taking on the whole world
01:26:29I
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:33to be my partner
01:26:37Neil Watkins
01:26:42will you marry me
01:26:44hurry up and say yes
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance
01:26:49yes
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening
01:26:59you're a time traveler Mia
01:27:01you didn't see this coming
01:27:05us getting engaged
01:27:06no
01:27:08not in a million years
01:27:10but hey I guess
01:27:13some things
01:27:14you never see coming
01:27:17I always knew
01:27:28I always knew
01:27:32IEMAI
01:27:32and no one
01:27:33makes me feel like you do
01:27:37and no one
01:27:38sets my body on fire
01:27:42and no one
01:27:44gives me shivers like you
01:27:48Oh, no one does leave me here
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