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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:00THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that?
00:00:17Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:15Oh shit!
00:01:16Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24It could've been really bad.
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:40Starring him!
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06They're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:49I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55Wait, Ellie.
00:02:56Sorry.
00:02:57Whoa, Ellie.
00:02:57Quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't want to
00:03:58open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:04:33You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city, new school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:21No.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02Third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show them aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:11Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08It's all right.
00:08:09It's all right.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:35I can just go out.
00:08:35I like the rules.
00:08:40How are you doing?
00:08:42We're not going to get you out.
00:08:43We're going to get you out.
00:08:47Bye.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I've fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54and holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The cabinet just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously?
00:09:18The cabinet just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:22Don't look, here's the kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:25Unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah, and whose fault is it?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Missed my message, sir?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever.
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:40They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:45Uh, yes it is.
00:10:46Because, listen.
00:10:47You're my business now.
00:10:49So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57Do what?
00:10:58I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:13This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car.
00:11:18The moonlit night.
00:11:20And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26Make sure you want me to take my chance.
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:33My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:38Ah, yes.
00:11:40Brett.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:44I'm coming.
00:11:45Are you alright?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:47Any a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just, I...
00:12:06Oh my God.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:13You have double XL condoms, are you sure?
00:12:16I'll tell you what else.
00:12:18It's for growl-ups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are, my father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:33Mm-hmm.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:45make sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No. Pro Max.
00:13:56Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00You're a primetime.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:19Yes, I do.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:40Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:44Seriously?
00:14:45But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squad.
00:14:50I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be.
00:14:58A roommate.
00:14:59My brother's best friend.
00:15:00Screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:24Oh my god.
00:15:26Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:28Oh my god.
00:15:33Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:33The strippers arrived.
00:15:35Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up.
00:16:00Let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:35Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:43You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:58Hey, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting our time.
00:17:09Once you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:17:17Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:34I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:36What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:49Come on, Brett.
00:17:50Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison, you know what?
00:17:54You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:56Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:03He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20Nope!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:23You pay the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:31We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:36No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Freeze!
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:59A dare is a dare.
00:19:01Stop fighting.
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:06Taking that V-card out your ass.
00:19:15Please!
00:19:16Please stop!
00:19:17You're getting this?
00:19:18That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey, asshole!
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:47Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:48Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:20Great.
00:20:20We're gonna delete them right now.
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:26You okay?
00:20:28Go on.
00:20:30Let's go.
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:39What do you think you're doing?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:42Sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:45What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:00The literal meaning.
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:06I told Ron that I was gonna protect you.
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:14Cause I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16Always causing trouble.
00:21:17Please, just put this out.
00:21:19Happy?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:25Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:30No, that's not true.
00:21:31I know.
00:21:31Okay?
00:21:32I'm a total joke.
00:21:33Bullshit.
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:35Okay?
00:21:36These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:38I know!
00:21:39I know!
00:21:39Obviously I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:41And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:43And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:48Fuck Rita.
00:21:49Fuck everybody.
00:21:52I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:54I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked.
00:21:57I want to be wanted.
00:21:58And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:01I'll always answer when you come.
00:22:03I'll always be there.
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:06What does that mean for us?
00:22:08What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind.
00:22:13I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:20What?
00:22:24Just say it!
00:22:24Just say it!
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:28Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No.
00:22:31It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:33That is not true.
00:22:34Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:37Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:39I can't.
00:22:41And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:45So you know what?
00:22:46Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything!
00:22:50I'm done begging you.
00:22:52I'm done.
00:22:53No, Allison.
00:22:53Allison, stop that.
00:23:01Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:06Why?
00:23:07Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:12It says that you have to stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:29Please.
00:23:38What are you doing?
00:23:40Ruining everything.
00:23:53Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:59Allie, are you with Brett right now?
00:24:04Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:06Talk to me.
00:24:07Face time to Ron.
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:12Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:20Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:23Allie called me, dumbass, and I had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:28So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:31and beat your ass.
00:24:33It's...
00:24:33It was an accident, okay?
00:24:35We just...
00:24:36I butt-dialed you.
00:24:38We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:43And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:47Okay?
00:24:47Chill.
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49Yeah, look.
00:24:53It's really dry, okay?
00:24:54My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:58All right.
00:24:59Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:02right now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was coming to you right after.
00:25:07I got it.
00:25:09Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:13Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:16Dave, what's up?
00:25:18What's going on?
00:25:18We should...
00:25:19You forgot something.
00:25:20No, Ellie.
00:25:21It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:23Hey, Allison.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:31Quit acting so childish.
00:25:36You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:48All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:52Allison, you're up first.
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:29Hey, lookin' flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:43Hey, uh...
00:26:44Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Hm?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:07Mm. I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Uh, she's with me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right. She doesn't need to keep her Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:50No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:54Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:14You ready, Ricky?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:23You wanna play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:27What's up?
00:28:44I'm ready or am I supposed to be in the gathering room and maybe one Again?
00:28:45What's up?
00:28:50No one's actually a better place!
00:28:50What do you have barely even 카p?
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions.
00:29:09You're turned.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bros?
00:29:54I'm good.
00:29:55And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16You know what I mean?
00:30:33Oh, my.
00:30:35Shit, it's fucking hot.
00:30:37Hot.
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:39Oh, my God.
00:30:42Um, no.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:49Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52Oh, it's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:03Okay, it's fine.
00:31:04Just...
00:31:04It's okay.
00:31:05Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:07I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:20Okay, I said I was sorry.
00:31:22All right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know.
00:31:31It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:36thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41She's going to kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48We're all...
00:31:48You're all right.
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03You got all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Um, I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:23And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:25Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:45Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey.
00:32:57What's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:01It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:04Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No, hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:51or something.
00:33:52It's going to be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:59Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room
00:34:01right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:13All right.
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:59It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:02That's true, I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:26Allison, I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh...
00:35:47Where's the leg?
00:35:51I'll do.
00:35:57Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:11Shout out loud.
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah.
00:36:25Oh, yeah.
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:40Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing
00:37:07me is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Yes!
00:37:30Oh, good job!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:36Yeah!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:46Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:50You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:07Kiss!
00:38:07Kiss!
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Oh, my God.
00:38:16Kiss!
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:32Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:10Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:14You're unbelievable.
00:40:17I hate you.
00:40:21I hate you.
00:40:41You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not cross me.
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:41:01You do not cross me.
00:41:10You do not cross me.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:15Okay.
00:41:16Hey, we need to talk.
00:41:22what are you doing getting groceries what do you think i'm doing i'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27well i think you should do something else i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32she has no idea what she's doing to me brett what happened at the kiss cam today
00:41:40i know you didn't hate it i can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:45hi you can't talk about the kiss cam like are you that much of a coward oh you know what
00:41:50i'm not
00:41:50talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about it was a kiss cam at a game
00:41:56and we did it do you want to get real ellie the fun's over it's finished do you understand
00:42:04don't you dare no don't you dare look like that i'm not doing no no no that's not fair okay
00:42:08do
00:42:09you think i'm trying to be a jerk do you think i'm trying to be an asshole don't you understand
00:42:13how hard you're making this for me you're coming in here in your bikini huh yeah i know what you're
00:42:17doing i'm not doing anything yes you are you know what even if i was i guess i'm just playing
00:42:23into
00:42:23the game because that's all this is yeah okay so then earlier i should have kissed chad
00:42:29i had two options you and him and i picked wrong
00:42:36don't say stupid shit like that ellie jett's a predator and a loser and you do deserve somebody
00:42:43a lot better than that okay
00:42:53oh is he hard
00:42:59well at least chad is honest about what he wants you don't think i'll be honest
00:43:09oh it's getting hot in here you know biology whether it's biology or not
00:43:18i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:24ali right you guys out here
00:43:26fucking shit what the fuck is he doing here you have to get out i can't get out if i
00:43:30get
00:43:30out he's gonna see with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me okay well yeah he definitely can't
00:43:33see us like this so i i'm gonna get out okay cool ali hey oh my god he's telling you
00:43:40ali hey
00:43:41just get under get out of what right now you have to get down
00:43:49ali hi
00:43:49showin' alone yeah but i'm naked
00:43:53run i'm naked get out
00:43:57you're you're not though
00:44:00okay well i also have a vibe and you're ruining it so i'm sorry i just i wanted to get
00:44:05my charger
00:44:06i left it out here yesterday you got it so
00:44:08i also wanted to say that
00:44:12i think you did a great job today
00:44:15i mean it you kicked ass and i'm sorry that i was a
00:44:18an asshole about it
00:44:21thanks
00:44:27okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:44:29seeing my best friend just
00:44:32suck my sister's face off traumatized me
00:44:34so i'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:38run
00:44:39i mean it's a kiss cam it's a game everyone does it
00:44:43a game i just feel like it's kind of i don't know a dream this is a guy that you've
00:44:47had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49well it was him or it was chad so who did you want me to pick
00:44:53that's fair chad sucks
00:44:55yeah tone it down a little bit okay he's my best friend and i don't want things to be weird
00:45:02they won't be
00:45:06okay thanks
00:45:09what was that
00:45:12what was that
00:45:15sorry i got water in my nose
00:45:17okay i'm okay
00:45:19don't drown okay
00:45:19okay have a good soak i guess
00:45:21okay
00:45:22bye
00:45:23bye
00:45:30the illegal's gonna die
00:45:34good talk
00:45:35wait
00:45:38i have to ask you something
00:45:41i'm going to ask him out on a date
00:45:43don't be the little sister allison be the girl he kissed
00:45:46there's this like stupid event thing tomorrow i was just wondering if you would want to go with
00:45:59i got plans ally
00:46:04okay yeah whatever
00:46:06i just
00:46:06i guess we have the same plans
00:46:31except his or with rita
00:46:32not me
00:46:42look
00:46:43charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45she's finally getting back
00:46:46did you know allison hand makes these little trinkets
00:46:49it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:52i didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55i came by myself
00:46:56brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation
00:47:00daddy donated a little of his collection nothing major just some birken bags some vintage rolex watches
00:47:07let's see what you're peddling here ally
00:47:11huh
00:47:11how much are you asking for this
00:47:14fifteen dollars
00:47:15i made it myself
00:47:17fifteen dollars
00:47:18for some plastic and twine
00:47:20you don't have to buy it
00:47:21it's ambitious
00:47:23you know i don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26i'm gonna take
00:47:27every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33you want to say five hundred dollars a piece
00:47:37are you insane
00:47:38you actually want this garbage
00:47:40you know i value the artist
00:47:41that's just how expensive something looks
00:47:42so five hundred dollars
00:47:44what's that supposed to mean
00:47:45she's nothing
00:47:46no you're nothing
00:47:47especially compared to her
00:47:49how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:53why don't you get out of here
00:47:55no i'm serious
00:47:56don't come back to this table again
00:48:01you know i do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:02what are you doing
00:48:03what do you mean
00:48:05you can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07you blew me off yesterday
00:48:08and then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:10you're distant with me one second
00:48:12and then you defend me the next
00:48:13what do you want
00:48:14i'm just trying to
00:48:16no
00:48:17allison
00:48:19party at my place
00:48:20celebrating the big win
00:48:22you coming
00:48:24i don't know
00:48:25i'm not interested
00:48:27she's a grown woman
00:48:29she can speak for herself
00:48:31so
00:48:32what do you say
00:48:35you're not going anywhere
00:48:37and there goes the big brother act again
00:48:39who does he think he is
00:48:41toying with my feelings like this
00:48:42you hate chad brett
00:48:44fine
00:48:44chad's my new best friend then
00:48:46no yeah
00:48:48sounds fun
00:48:52i'll be there
00:49:01there she is
00:49:02my guest of honor
00:49:05damn
00:49:06allison you look sexy
00:49:07oh
00:49:09thanks
00:49:13it's a cool party
00:49:14yeah you know i threw this whole thing
00:49:16just for you
00:49:18really for me
00:49:19why did you do that
00:49:21you're single
00:49:22i'm single
00:49:23you need another reason
00:49:26so what's the deal with you and brett
00:49:28huh
00:49:29no deal
00:49:30there's nothing happening between us
00:49:32he's just a friend of a friend
00:49:34of my brother
00:49:35so
00:49:37it's his loss
00:49:38my gain
00:49:41hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam
00:49:44allison
00:49:45let's fix that
00:49:50yeah
00:49:51no why not
00:49:52there's nothing between me and brett
00:49:54obviously
00:49:55maybe i should just move on
00:49:56you haven't played the pocky challenge
00:49:58no
00:49:59what's that
00:49:59we each bite from one end
00:50:01until one of us
00:50:02chickens out
00:50:18damn it
00:50:19why am i thinking about him at a time like this
00:50:22come on allison
00:50:23you're already here
00:50:35fine
00:50:37but i play to win
00:50:43check it out
00:50:4410 bucks say they kiss
00:51:00dude what the fuck
00:51:02game's over
00:51:02let's go
00:51:04excuse me
00:51:04what are you doing
00:51:05get off of me
00:51:06what do you think you're doing
00:51:07you're ruining my night
00:51:08do you think i care that i'm ruining your night
00:51:10what do you think rob would think if he knew you were at
00:51:11don't care
00:51:12how about you elect your someone who gives a fuck
00:51:14come on
00:51:14okay
00:51:14no more of these stupid games
00:51:15you don't have to play this shit
00:51:16i know
00:51:17let's go
00:51:17i don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:19i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:23get the fuck away from me
00:51:34oh my god
00:51:35oh shit
00:51:50oh my god is she okay
00:52:03okay
00:52:03look at me
00:52:04look at me
00:52:05look at me
00:52:05look at me
00:52:05look at me
00:52:05hey
00:52:05hey
00:52:06you okay
00:52:07okay
00:52:07i can't
00:52:07i can't
00:52:09i can't
00:52:09i can't
00:52:10breathe
00:52:10just try to breathe
00:52:11all right
00:52:12hey
00:52:15I'm going to be okay
00:52:17Alright
00:52:18Let's get you
00:52:19Let's get you
00:52:23Okay
00:52:24Get out of my way
00:52:27Move
00:52:30Just put me down, Fred
00:52:31You know, you could have died
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my God
00:52:38You have no business being around that guy
00:52:39Let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody who's had a brain cell
00:52:42He'll realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:44That's not fair
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:49What am I not understanding?
00:52:50What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works!
00:52:54Okay, I'm sorry
00:52:55I'm figuring it out
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:58You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic
00:52:59I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08Your work!
00:53:08I jumped in the pool
00:53:09I saved your life
00:53:10And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse
00:53:14Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:16Yeah
00:53:16Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:25Yeah, I know
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29You know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:33You made me fall in love with you
00:53:38That's the worst thing
00:53:39That's it
00:53:40I did
00:53:41I fell in love with you
00:53:42I'm in love with you
00:53:43Stop, stop
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:45I know
00:53:46Susan, why do you keep swooping in
00:53:48And saving me like a hero
00:53:50And then pushing me away?
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:58And you can't keep doing that
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:09I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:18Fuck it
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44Listen, you have no idea
00:54:45Every single time I saw you, it was him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:50That you've always been more to me
00:54:52Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:57I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:19I think about you every day
00:55:22Every morning
00:55:24And every night
00:55:27Every single time I close my eyes
00:55:30It's you that I see
00:55:33Every time
00:55:37Hey
00:55:45I want you to take me
00:55:48Right here
00:55:51Right now
00:56:05So what are we now?
00:56:11What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine
00:56:22I think I already am
00:56:27But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's going to kill you
00:56:31I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:33He's very protective older brother
00:56:35But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:39How much I love you
00:56:46I don't know, I think
00:56:49I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53Just for now
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57I know
00:57:00But it's just for a little
00:57:03Until we find the right moment
00:57:05Yeah
00:57:07Yeah
00:57:07I don't know, don't you?
00:57:10We'll be secret, Lars
00:57:28Thinking about you
00:57:37Hi, Captain
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:43I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:45And just sprinting to you
00:57:47Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:52Don't
00:57:53My legs are killing me
00:57:54And I really like your car
00:57:57Oh, I know you love my car
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:00Hoisting me up
00:58:01Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett, stop
00:58:04Don't read my smut
00:58:06I'm telling you
00:58:07Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:09Is etched into my heart
00:58:10Into my soul
00:58:12Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:14To my breasts
00:58:15Gently sucking
00:58:16And biting
00:58:17Holy shit
00:58:18That is literal trash
00:58:21But why does it sound like 50 shades of grey
00:58:23When he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:29Palms my center
00:58:30Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33Are you away, Allie?
00:58:34Fuck
00:58:43Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:44I have to go fake my own death
00:58:46Bye
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07Hey
00:59:08Are you okay?
00:59:09You sounded sick
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business, Virgin Mary
00:59:13You think just because Brett took a chance on you once
00:59:15You're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help
00:59:20Save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:24Shoot
00:59:26I'm late
00:59:45Brett
00:59:47That's Allison's
00:59:48Uh, I found it in the bathroom
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:52I never would have touched it
01:00:10See what you're up to
01:00:13Hey
01:00:14Hey
01:00:14Hey
01:00:15You found my bag
01:00:15I was looking for that
01:00:16Thank you
01:00:17No problem
01:00:21Attention
01:00:22All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention
01:00:26That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:28Is using illegal drugs
01:00:29I strongly suggest
01:00:31Whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:33Otherwise
01:00:34Will be forced to contact the campus police
01:00:37For a thorough search
01:00:39Well
01:00:39I think we all know someone who would do anything
01:00:42To stop being the fat friend
01:00:44Right?
01:00:45I'm sorry
01:00:45But I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:47Like ten minutes ago
01:00:48Excuse me
01:00:48I was fixing my makeup
01:00:50It sounded like you were retching
01:00:51And I asked you if you were okay
01:00:53Look at this
01:00:53This is perfection
01:00:55It's every girl's dream
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts
01:00:57And we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:00I mean, after all
01:01:01Who came in with zero athletic ability
01:01:03And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:04Search me
01:01:06I have nothing to hide
01:01:11Your turn, Scott
01:01:13Sure, but I
01:01:15Rita
01:01:17Jackpot
01:01:19Well, well, well
01:01:20Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23I knew it
01:01:24No one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:28Allison
01:01:29Performance enhancing substances
01:01:31Are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:33Coach, I promise you
01:01:34I've never seen those before
01:01:35Okay, those aren't mine
01:01:37Right
01:01:37A cheater and a liar
01:01:40Coach, please listen to me
01:01:42I've never seen those
01:01:44I don't know what they are
01:01:45I'm lying
01:01:46It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:49They're mine
01:01:50Yeah, those are actually my vitamins
01:01:53Did you forget?
01:01:54I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:57Yeah, sorry
01:01:57I should have labeled them or something
01:01:59He's right
01:02:00They're just vitamins
01:02:01No, they aren't
01:02:02Uh, Miss Russo
01:02:03How is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:08I just
01:02:11They look suspicious
01:02:12Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:15Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:18That's enough
01:02:19All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:23Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You can't do that
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks
01:02:30Nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:32I mean, I know it
01:02:33Yeah, every count, every formation
01:02:35I could step up and do it
01:02:38You little bitch
01:02:39You think you can just waltz in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:41That's enough, Rita
01:02:43My decision is final
01:02:48Listen up
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:51You're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt
01:02:56That's the point
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:00So tragic
01:03:01I can't do that
01:03:02Coach will kill me
01:03:03Fine
01:03:04Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:08I know everything
01:03:09Girls
01:03:09Every dirty little secret
01:03:11Do exactly as I say
01:03:13Or you're gone
01:03:14Your call
01:03:14And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:16She never gets back up
01:03:25Very sweet
01:03:28What happened back there?
01:03:29How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:32I saw Rita putting something in your bag
01:03:35So I swapped it out
01:03:38I knew it
01:03:38I knew she was up to something
01:03:40You know I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before
01:03:43Yeah, she was throwing up
01:03:45It was when we were
01:03:48When we were having
01:03:54Bone sex
01:03:56So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:03Hey, do you
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07Seriously, go put that garbage in your head
01:04:09I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:10I mean, I'm being serious though
01:04:12I'm being serious too
01:04:13Allison
01:04:15Perfect, just who you are
01:04:16Yeah
01:04:18I'll always be there
01:04:20To catch you on your phone
01:04:23Always
01:04:26All right
01:04:27On the count
01:04:28You both perform an elevated prep
01:04:30Rita, you're up first
01:04:31Then Allison
01:04:37Okay, Allison
01:04:45Hey
01:04:47Great job, you guys
01:04:48You killed it
01:05:11You killed it
01:05:12Hey
01:05:13I told you to catch you
01:05:15Brett
01:05:15Brett
01:05:17You just saved my life
01:05:21I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:25Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:30Are you kidding me?
01:05:31They almost dropped me
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed
01:05:33I could have died
01:05:34That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:36Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:39Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:45Oh, Brett
01:05:46Thank you
01:05:48Oh my gosh
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack
01:05:52All right, everyone
01:05:53In light of the performances and character
01:05:56I am so proud to announce
01:05:58Allison Scott as the new captain
01:06:02Thank you
01:06:03Thanks
01:06:05Congratulations, captain, Scott
01:06:07I'm proud of you
01:06:08Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:13And that's game
01:06:14State loses 21 to 35
01:06:19Allie
01:06:20Look, I know
01:06:21It's not what you wanted
01:06:22It's okay
01:06:23Because you did good
01:06:23That's all that matters
01:06:25Thanks, bro
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:27I'll be right back
01:06:27Ew
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again, weirdo
01:06:30Yo
01:06:31Allison
01:06:32She is
01:06:33Looking good, baby
01:06:34Y'all do private shows
01:06:36You know, something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:39You're so gross
01:06:42Yo, what the hell?
01:06:43Are you serious?
01:06:44What?
01:06:45What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:47Yo, don't play with me, bitch
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:50In your dreams
01:06:51How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special
01:06:59Why?
01:07:00You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position
01:07:03How?
01:07:04By sucking your way to the top
01:07:05I mean, that must be how you got out there
01:07:07Considering how much you suck while you play
01:07:10You shameless whore
01:07:12Hey!
01:07:14I'm one of them
01:07:15I do
01:07:17You're defending your slut's honor
01:07:18Huh?
01:07:19She's a public bus
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride
01:07:23Hey, fuck this
01:07:27You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:34That's enough
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean, coach, we all saw it
01:07:37Chatter's gonna hit her
01:07:39You're gonna hit her?
01:07:41Get my office now
01:07:42You
01:07:43With me
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut. Okay, let's we should take you to the ER. Okay?
01:07:50You sure you are?
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut right you could have broken your hand
01:08:00Yeah, well it was totally worth it never let anybody get a birth cheating like that
01:08:11You know I could kind of get used to this having a nurse Allison around. Take care of me. Help
01:08:17me out
01:08:19You guys 304. I think it's this one. Let's go see the hero. Oh, shit. No, that's Ron and the
01:08:25whole team. They can't see us like this
01:08:29Let's tell them the truth in front of the entire team
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38Let's hide
01:08:46Right right you in there. Yeah, I'm just uh washing up man
01:08:52Crazy you drive me you know, every single time I see all I can think about is
01:09:01Doing this
01:09:03Do you need a hand man?
01:09:04No, I got everything I need
01:09:05Uh, right here
01:09:13Gotta be quiet
01:09:17Let's see what happens
01:09:20Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man
01:09:22Hey, you know what it uh takes me a very long time
01:09:35I feel what you're doing
01:09:38I feel what you're doing
01:09:39I feel what you're doing
01:09:55All right, let's just give him some space
01:09:56Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:58Yeah, don't pull muscles
01:09:59You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02I think I've earned some uh
01:10:06Allison physical therapy time, if you know what I mean
01:10:08You know, you could have just asked
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:30I'm so happy
01:10:30You know it's not me
01:10:33I know it's been a message
01:10:36I know it's been a message
01:10:39I know it's been a message
01:10:41I don't know it's been a message
01:10:42We're the people
01:10:42But then we're just talking about parenting
01:10:42You know, what this is
01:10:42This is something that's happening
01:10:52Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:55I've heard the half-time show is going to break the internet.
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:59Sick.
01:11:00Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:08I will end you.
01:11:10Leave it.
01:11:13Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:17Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:19She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:31That's not true.
01:11:33You know what?
01:11:34I don't care.
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:40Just ask them yourself.
01:11:41Oh, really?
01:11:42Let's ask the SWAT, then.
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:50He said he had good stuff.
01:11:53But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:56You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:58I have proof.
01:12:01I know real doctors.
01:12:03I've got pills.
01:12:05Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:08Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:16Oh, sweetie.
01:12:17It's all coming out now.
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:21We trusted you.
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:30She's using you.
01:12:31For the clout?
01:12:32For the status?
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody.
01:12:36A total bottom feeder.
01:12:38Rita, you know what?
01:12:38You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:40How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:43You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:45Boo!
01:12:47Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:49Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this.
01:12:54And here come the pretzels.
01:12:57All right, that's enough.
01:12:58That's enough.
01:12:59Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:02as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:05I have no choice.
01:13:07Allison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:09from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:12Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:19Hold on.
01:13:20Hold it.
01:13:21If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:24I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:26get healthy with the right body.
01:13:28No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely.
01:13:33Listen, you guys are never going to have to take
01:13:34any of Rita's take your spells ever again.
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:40This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:43not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:47Not for the drugs.
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:51They're vitamins.
01:13:52You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:54You want to check these out, Principal?
01:13:59He's right.
01:14:00These are common supplements.
01:14:02Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:05to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:10and she's been shaming them,
01:14:11degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:13Now, everybody is different,
01:14:14but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:17Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:18one reason only,
01:14:19because she was a threat.
01:14:20She threatened the total control
01:14:22that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:24And it's horrible.
01:14:25Because Allison,
01:14:26she's a beautiful person,
01:14:28and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:30And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:34That's not true.
01:14:35He's lying.
01:14:36She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch!
01:14:44You ruined my life!
01:14:47You ruined it yourself.
01:14:59Look at you,
01:15:00playing the victim.
01:15:02You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:07you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:09Nothing but a little...
01:15:10Shut up, dude.
01:15:11Shut up.
01:15:12What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:13I don't have to do anything.
01:15:15You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:17Mr. Williams!
01:15:21Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:24of sexual harassment against you
01:15:26from various female students.
01:15:28As of now,
01:15:28you are officially suspended
01:15:30from all school activities.
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No!
01:15:33My father...
01:15:34Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:36but I assure you,
01:15:37his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:39You can take him away.
01:15:41Artie's over.
01:15:42Let go.
01:15:42No!
01:15:43I'll throw you off!
01:15:44This isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you,
01:15:48Miss Scott,
01:15:49on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:52I would like to apologize to you
01:15:55for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:57And as of now,
01:15:59you can consider yourself
01:16:00officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:03You can consider yourself
01:16:04officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08Thank you, Principal.
01:16:10All right, everyone.
01:16:11Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:14But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:17So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:18Woo!
01:16:21Let's win!
01:16:21Let's win!
01:16:22Let's win!
01:16:25Let's win!
01:16:34Let's win!
01:16:36Let's win!
01:16:39Let's win!
01:16:40Let's win!
01:16:42Let's win!
01:16:42Let's win!
01:16:42Let's win!
01:16:43Let's win!
01:16:44Let's win!
01:16:45Let's win!
01:16:47Let's win!
01:16:48Let's win!
01:16:49Let's win!
01:16:50Let's win!
01:16:51Let's win!
01:17:05Hey Allison
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised
01:17:13Hey well you know what uh
01:17:15He's cool with it
01:17:17I think he knew before we did
01:17:20I love you kid
01:17:20Scott. I love you too, quarterback.
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