00:00You
00:19Morning Jim morning Carolyn, I love your tie that collar
00:37Nice going dad Ricky
00:44Coming dad
01:05What the hell do you think you're doing
01:09We're having everyone write out a job description
01:12That way management can assess who's valuable
01:15And who's expendable
01:17My parents are trying to take an act of interest in me
01:20Why can't they just have their own lives
01:22I'm so proud of you
01:24You didn't screw up once
01:27Oh my god
01:28It says psycho next door
01:30Jane what if he worships you
01:31I didn't mean to scare you
01:33I'm not obsessing
01:34I'm just curious
01:35Why does he dress like a bible salesman
01:38Today I quit my job
01:39And then I blackmailed my boss to almost $60,000
01:42Past these pairs
01:44Your dad's actually kind of cute
01:46I think he and your mother have not slept together
01:48In a long time
01:49Shut up
01:51You think you're the only one who's frustrated
01:53I'm not? Well then come on baby
01:56I'm ready
01:56Welcome to America's weirdest film videos
02:00This is for your own good boy
02:03There are rules in life
02:05Yes sir
02:06Don't give up on me dad
02:10Smile
02:11You're at Mr. Smiley's
02:12You are so busted
02:16I love shooting this gun
02:19Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world
02:24I feel like I can't take it
02:32I rule
02:37If I had to leave tonight would you come with me?
02:39Yes
02:39I love you
02:58You're so busted
