00:09Has student debt and a car loan too
00:12Eats popcorn, hot dogs, drinks Mountain Dew
00:15Buys on credit as Joey's not wealthy
00:17Bit overweight cause he doesn't eat healthy
00:20He's pretty subtle, at times a bit crude
00:22He's okay, just an average dude
00:30Believes in God, but not in church
00:32Into crypto on YouTube research
00:35He's not a rebel, just a stubborn fool
00:37His glory days back in high school
00:40An immigrant born from centuries ago
00:43He's nothing special, an average Joe
00:45He's allergic to nuts, Joey Bagga Donuts
00:48He's stuck in a rut, Joey Bagga Donuts
00:51He likes boobs and butts, Joey Bagga Donuts
00:53Not handy, not a clutch, Joey Bagga Donuts
00:56No proof, no slut, Joey Bagga Donuts
00:59No coward, no guts, Joey Bagga Donuts
01:13Hates his boss and his occupation
01:15Tattoos meaning lost in translation
01:18Weekends he drinks a few Bud Lights
01:20He's pretty chill, but his wife's uptight
01:23So ordinary, surely not elite
01:25He's no banker but the guy on Main Street
01:32In his bedroom closet, he hides his gun
01:35Visits Disneyland for family fun
01:38He has two dogs and he likes to cook
01:41TVs on daily, never reads a book
01:43He's no beginner, also not a pro
01:46A bit basic, just average Joe
01:48He's allergic to nuts, Joey Bagga Donuts
01:51He's stuck in a rut, Joey Bagga Donuts
01:54He likes boobs and butts, Joey Bagga Donuts
01:56Not handy, not a clutch, Joey Bagga Donuts
01:59No proof, no slut, Joey Bagga Donut
02:02No coward, no guts, Joey Bagga Donuts
02:21His wife is Jane, he's Matt James or John
02:24He's sometimes right, just as Austin wrong
02:26Constantly quotes the big Lebowski
02:29Under the door, Matt, he hides his house key
02:31Only has one password on Mozilla
02:36Has no six-pack, looks plain vanilla
02:39He's allergic to nuts, Joey Bagga Donuts
02:42He's stuck in a rut, Joey Bagga Donuts
02:44He likes boobs and butts, Joey Bagga Donuts
02:47Not handy, not a clutch, Joey Bagga Donuts
02:49No proof, no slut, Joey Bagga Donut
02:52No coward, no guts, Joey Bagga Donuts
02:57No coward, no guts, Joey Bagga Donuts
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