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00:02Anna, Anna, we won.
00:20Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:21UN has declared an international band emergency
00:24and they say that my dad is the only man for the job.
00:26An international band emergency?
00:27Are they called Prince?
00:28They tried, but he's famously dead.
00:30Good God, this is worse than I thought.
00:32Sorry, I said.
00:34You're so weird.
00:35Also, can we have dairy paint on the way home?
00:37What?
00:38Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse?
00:41Is Prince even dead?
00:42Oh, honey, you were phenomenal.
00:46Uh, how was I?
00:47You were okay, dude.
00:49Yes.
00:51Okay, can I help you?
00:53I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
00:56Must be going well because you missed three queues tonight.
00:59The muse waits for no one.
01:01The muse played clarinet because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:08Just wait.
01:10Oh, my God.
01:13Oh, my God.
01:16Dan, I'm going to skip the game today.
01:19That makes the monster for the game.
01:22Anna?
01:23Dave, you okay?
01:25Yeah.
01:26Yeah, sorry.
01:27I'm...
01:28I'm not super hungry.
01:30Uh, don't worry about me.
01:30I'm good.
01:32Okay.
01:33Love you.
01:34Love you.
01:51Look at those smug motherfuckers.
01:53The 10-game streak ends now.
01:56Not if the new center has anything to say about it.
01:58At least he's been skating at fucking cornfields.
01:59Iowa, whatever.
02:01Indiana.
02:01It's fast as fuck.
02:02Physical, too.
02:03Doesn't matter.
02:03Nothing's getting past us.
02:06Yeah, see, Sims gets it.
02:09Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:17Shit.
02:18Papa Graham's mad early.
02:19No pressure, man.
02:28Karen?
02:29Good to see you.
02:30Good to see you.
02:34Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
02:36Feeling good?
02:37Yeah, you know, don't worry about me.
02:38I'm ready.
02:39Sorry.
02:39You left my phone in the car.
02:40That's okay.
02:41Hi, Karen.
02:47Cindy?
02:48Good luck out there today.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Thanks.
02:58Thanks.
03:00Thanks.
03:01Thanks.
03:02Thanks.
03:03Thanks.
03:04Thanks.
03:05Thanks.
03:24I'm so sorry that you had to find out like that.
03:26i never meant to hurt your feelings but also literally how dare you suggest that i'm incapable
03:29of being alone like that's so fucked if you sean so fucked again could not be more sorry
03:34please just like call me back or text me please hang up or press one to re-record
03:42oh ali what are you doing here uh this is the drama building i'm in the correct place
03:46what are you doing here this is perfect you're not busy right i need a huge favor
03:49no well sorry i can't take on anyone else's stress today i'm emotionally wrong on the
03:54shell of a woman okay thank you ira you too ira hi ira sorry about that ira is not great
04:02at
04:02ending conversations joe this is ali ali here's joanna maxwell yeah ali's a fan nice to meet you
04:09wait are you ali hayes don't we have the same agent you know who i am joanna maxwell nice way
04:16well you can just call me joe yo respectfully there is literally no way i can make that happen
04:19joanna's back here doing a master class with the seniors because she's so famous definitely not
04:23famous because she's so famous she has this big self-tape it's the same day audition last time i
04:28read with joe i got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting so i thought that maybe you
04:32could read with rally so i could go do literally anything else what oh no you don't just ask someone
04:38to be your reader there's an etiquette fool sorry about him i couldn't ask you to do that i would
04:42derail your entire day no no no derail it please like seriously it is not a problem i would be
04:47honored to read with the joanna maxwell
04:54this is it folks
05:29take it easy princess
05:35come on
05:37i'll see where are you
05:54just write hannah
05:56just write hannah
06:37there's
06:45well that wasn't the first period i was looking for graham delaney's shadowing you move
06:49the puck look at birdie and dean you got two periods left your turnovers are killing us don't
06:53worry about us we're good fuck that i'm not good let's just work as a team and try not to
06:57do it all
06:58ourselves no more one-on-one slogans i got it okay fine hey cut the attitude graham i mean it
07:14i don't know what you're going to do it okay i don't know what your problem is but i suggest
07:20you
07:21do whatever it takes to work it out
07:22you're going to do it okay i don't know what your problem is
07:31as soon as the puck comes in you just get rid of it who died and made you coach
07:42you
07:43do
09:14Who was that you were playing?
09:16It's actually an original.
09:18Part of the series I wrote when my son first went off to daycare.
09:22Kind of exploring the emptiness of time.
09:25Wow.
09:27You're incredible.
09:28Ah.
09:30That's why I'm here, right?
09:35You okay?
09:36Yeah, I finally get it.
09:38When you said, right, music that lets people in.
09:41Like, just now, I didn't know it was about your son, but I felt it.
09:46That's a sweet compliment.
09:48I'm just having a hard time taking it because of the general melancholy.
09:55That's just, I don't think I could ever write anything that comes close to doing that.
09:59Come on, that's not true.
10:00No, it is.
10:03I can't do what you do.
10:05Letting people in.
10:06Hannah.
10:07No, it's okay.
10:08I made a mistake trying to do this.
10:10Anyway, it's been an honor to be a part of your class.
10:14I really hope we can keep in touch.
10:15Not on my student email, because if I don't do the showcase, then I won't be here next semester.
10:19But, um, I'll send you my old one.
10:21You know, for some reason.
10:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
10:24Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.
10:25Just, if you don't come back here right now, okay?
10:29I'm still your advisor for as long as you're here, so talk to me.
10:33Get your money's worth.
10:35I have been doing this a while.
10:39I mean, doesn't it hurt?
10:44Doesn't what hurt?
10:46Ripping yourself open.
10:48Over and over again.
10:49Letting people see all the weird, jagged pieces of you.
10:53Is that what it feels like?
10:55Yeah, well, it doesn't feel good.
10:57I don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful.
11:00In fact, if done right, allowing people to enjoy truth, that can even be healing.
11:06I don't know about that.
11:10In my experience, whenever I tell someone my truth, it ends badly.
11:19Well, that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good.
11:21It doesn't?
11:22No, but that just means we have to cling to the people who see us and smile.
11:27There has to be someone like that in your life, right?
11:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
11:37And with love.
11:39What the hell are you doing here talking to me?
11:41It's taking up my rehearsal time.
11:43Yeah, you're right.
11:44Sorry.
11:45I'm going to...
11:49Thank you, David.
11:51Hey, Tom.
11:58Hey, hey, it's me.
11:59Are you okay?
12:00Or did I do something wrong?
12:03Just, you said you were coming and you're not here.
12:05And I really wish we were here.
12:09You always don't get out of my head.
12:11And I could just really use Coach Welles' talk right now.
12:16So, yeah, just, if you could, just let me know you're okay.
12:23I'm here.
12:26Okay.
12:30At the end of the second, Briar's trail in 3-1.
12:32You can tell Rand is frustrated with his incessant.
12:34Fuck you.
12:37Fuck you.
12:38You got Logan.
12:39Come on, man.
12:39Give me again.
12:40You got Logan.
12:40Leave it.
12:41I got you.
12:42I can't keep up with everything.
12:43Fuck.
12:44I love it.
12:44Someone pulled Garrett's hair back because he is getting sloppy.
12:49Delaney makes the hook to himself.
12:51Pass her in the wake of the else's.
12:52No.
12:53Fuck.
12:53Delaney sends the hook behind the incident.
12:55Pass her on the field again.
12:56Pass her, no punch.
12:57Delaney.
13:07What an absolutely brutal hit from Delaney and a brutal end to the second period for
13:11the Hawks.
13:12Pretty sure he got his bell right.
13:14Let's hope he's okay.
13:17How you doing, Bertie?
13:19Everything's so fucking bright.
13:20Okay.
13:21You're not going back yet.
13:23Rogers, you're up.
13:24I'm going to put you on D for the third.
13:26Me?
13:26Yeah.
13:27Just keep your feet moving.
13:28You all right, sis?
13:29Yeah, I'll look out for him.
13:34Fuck you.
13:34I don't know.
13:35There's no way that was an accident.
13:36He knew exactly what he was doing.
13:37Okay.
13:38Guys, anything can happen in 20 minutes.
13:39Maybe we switch to a one-two-two trap to really cut off their outlets and put the pressure.
13:43It won't work.
13:45It doesn't matter what we do.
13:46We were already getting our asses kicked before Bertie got domed.
13:48We know what the problem is.
13:49You got something to say?
13:50You know you're locked off.
13:51I told you to get rid of it.
13:53Come on, Bertie.
13:53No, everyone is thinking it.
13:54Garrett Graham's got to do it all by himself, and now we're down by two.
13:57Stay in your lane, John.
13:58Guys, come on.
13:58It's not that deep.
13:59No, it fucking is for some of us, Dean.
14:00It is that deep.
14:02I'm not going to let us lose this game because Phil Graham's son gets to do whatever he fucking wants.
14:07You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
14:08Come on, man.
14:09Let me know.
14:10Calm down.
14:12We're on the same team, G.
14:13Don't you get that?
14:15You're not the only one who can play hockey.
14:17You're not the only one who's been busting their ass.
14:19And you're not the only one who wants to beat these motherfuckers.
14:24We are on the same team.
14:26Just give me a second to calm down, okay?
14:27Let me fucking help, Tucker.
14:30Let me go.
14:51Hey.
14:54Need a pep talk?
14:56What's going on?
14:57Are you okay?
14:58Where were you?
14:59I'm fine.
14:59I called, but you didn't...
15:00No, I know.
15:01I'm sorry.
15:02I should have texted.
15:02I was dealing with something that kind of took over for a minute there, but I'm here now.
15:07You're dealing with what?
15:08Are you okay?
15:08Yeah, I'm fine.
15:10Okay?
15:11Just, you know, it didn't matter as much as being here for you.
15:17Please just text me next time.
15:19I was worried about you.
15:21I know.
15:22I know.
15:22I know.
15:26Okay.
15:27Focus up.
15:28Graham?
15:29What's going on out there?
15:30Everything.
15:31I'm playing like shit.
15:33Getting pressured like crazy.
15:34Making stupid mistakes.
15:36Everybody's counting on me to be in control.
15:37But I just got in a stupid fight with Logan.
15:41Because...
15:42Your dad's here.
15:45With Cindy.
15:51We can't let him win.
15:53It gives him power.
15:54This is how we win.
15:55We just...
15:55We show up and we live our lives.
15:57Okay?
15:57We can do that.
15:58Right?
16:00Yeah.
16:01And as for everything else, we can just start with the small stuff and work your way up.
16:05Small stuff?
16:06Yeah.
16:06Whatever that means for hockey.
16:08I guess the small stuff could be stop playing like shit.
16:11Okay.
16:11Yeah.
16:11I can do that.
16:13Don't let me just kick my ass out, guys.
16:14I'm a fucking monster.
16:21We'll see.
16:23Are you sure you're okay?
16:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:30I'm good.
16:31I promise.
16:35Okay.
16:46Hey, girl.
16:52Hey, girl.
16:52I don't know what.
16:54I'm good.
17:15I'm good.
17:23Graham and Delaney, meet center ice.
17:24Ready to start the final period.
17:30What?
17:31Have you ever seen this thing?
17:43Hey, that hit was bullshit, man.
17:45You all right?
17:45Yeah.
17:46Let's go.
17:46I got you.
17:49Hawks in their own zone.
17:51The rager's fortune will cover the pup and get it back to the point.
17:53The hulk is watching by Tucker against the pup back to Grant.
17:56But can he get past Billy?
17:58Grant's on the wrist.
17:59Speed of the best.
18:00Go.
18:02Get out.
18:04Get out.
18:08Get out.
18:08Get out.
18:08Get out.
18:09Get out.
18:09Get out.
18:09Get out.
18:09Get out.
18:10Get out.
18:11Get out.
18:12Get out.
18:13Get out.
18:14Get out.
18:15Get out.
18:17Looks like we've decided to get off our knees and stop sucking.
18:35Wow.
18:36Okay.
18:37Holding back tears is such a smart choice.
18:39Oh, I wasn't kidding.
18:40you really are a much better reader than he is and you have cuter clothes thank you for this by
18:45the way of course god it is just so fun to be hanging out with someone who's like
18:51actually doing the thing you know you're auditioning for a tv show on your day off
18:54from broadway it's so chic oh i think you'd feel differently if you saw me hiding my pin curls
18:59under an old baseball hat with my policies barely hanging on god you've got to know how cool that
19:03sounds always hard dude it's like i know i'm super lucky but oh my god i'm also so exhausted
19:12i don't have time for anyone my dating life is in shambles
19:16that i can relate to oh i smell token straight boy drama in the theater department yeah
19:22can we still be peers in the industry even if i tell you all my messy bullshit oh that's literally
19:30the only way we'll be peers in the industry my ex like found out i hooked up with someone and
19:37just caught like all scrunch faced and like she basically accused me of not being able to be
19:41alone oh boys are so silly so you fucked a little it's not like you're in a new relationship thank
19:47you i've hooked up with this new guy a couple of times but this isn't about him it's about me
19:52i am
19:52capable of being single yeah i mean you're sleeping with other people too right
19:58totally
20:03except except you're not it's okay it'd be different if you and this new guy were
20:07texting all the time or had like cute gross nicknames or something like that
20:15oh no you do so how long have you been hooking up with new guy like a month
20:22bitch bitch i had to break it to you you're in another relationship
20:25oh my god oh my god hey i can see i've caused some turmoil here
20:30we need to get off campus somewhere with alcohol
20:39hey could i do a little trash
20:45nice fake
20:47excuse me
20:48just saying it's not the worst one i've seen
20:50oh no no this this is real
20:53please i work in a bar there's not one like five booths away
20:56maybe you need me glasses because it's definitely not fake
21:02your name is carter st james
21:04the fifth
21:07yeah nobody's named that that's named from gleam
21:11i guess i'm lucky they don't ask too many questions here
21:13i guess i am too
21:21what are you doing that guy was hitting on you
21:24so
21:27look you want to prove you're not in a relationship
21:30best way to do that is to sleep with someone new who you'll never see again
21:33i don't think uh hopping to yet another man is the answer
21:35you're a relationship girly right
21:38best way to get over that is to have no strings attached fun
21:41but they're legit has to be no strings and that guy has no fucking strings written all over him
21:51i don't know having sex with someone and not getting to know them at all
21:54like it does not feel a little
21:56slutty
21:58yeah that's part of it
21:59i was gonna say meaningless
22:00ali you're in college
22:02it's the rest of your life to have meaningful sex
22:04don't you want to know what being single and slutty has to offer you
22:11hey you with the cheekbones
22:13hey hey what are you doing
22:20what's up
22:21if my friend wanted to have really hot meaningless sex with you
22:24but the only caveat was that you couldn't learn anything about each other
22:27and you had to promise not to call her after
22:29would you be cool with that
22:30oh yeah most definitely
22:33great buy your drink
22:34this one's mine now
22:40what is it
22:45come out of the last time out
22:46we have two minutes left
22:47it's looking real good for the house
22:49graham and logan have been having a blast up there
22:50we love that today
22:51we love it for me
23:04that's what i'm talking about
23:05let's fucking go baby
23:06any final words
23:07let's win this fucking thing
23:08let's go
23:09let's go
23:10this is it folks
23:10it's looking like the last face off of the game
23:13hey man
23:14everything they say is true
23:16playing against you has been really fun
23:19yeah all right
23:23graham you know what's gonna be even better than me beating you
23:25what's that
23:33beating you in front of that lying slut
23:54yeah
23:56yeah
23:57Garrett! Garrett!
24:44What are they gonna do?
24:46The NCAA?
24:48Guess we'll find out.
24:51Aren't you gonna yell at me or something?
24:53Why would I yell at you if I need you to actually hear me?
24:58Coach, Garrett, you're on the brink of greatness.
25:01But I can't help you get there if you're not in it for the right reasons.
25:05And after that hot-headed bullshit, I'm not sure that you are.
25:13Either way, I won't condone that kind of behavior on my eyes.
25:17As of now, you're suspended for four games.
25:49Garrett, no, we have an agreement. I don't win, you don't talk to me.
25:51All right, clearly this is an exception move.
25:54No, hang on! Just listen!
25:56I'm proud of you.
26:05What?
26:06That was some tough old-school hockey!
26:09I just got suspended.
26:11Four games.
26:12Yeah, that is not ideal.
26:14But hey, it happens, right?
26:16You get worked up, you lose your cool.
26:17Part of the game.
26:18But shit will rain down now.
26:20NCAA will be on your ass.
26:21But don't worry.
26:22I'll call the Bruins.
26:23I'll take care of this.
26:25No one will keep Phil Graham's son off the ice.
26:30So that's it, huh?
26:33Excuse me?
26:34As long as I have Graham on my back,
26:37I can just beat people up with no consequences for the rest of my life.
26:42Like you.
26:44I don't know what you're talking about.
26:47Yes, you do.
26:51You know, I don't remember you complaining about being a Graham
26:53when you landed the best coaches,
26:55when you got on the best teams with the best equipment.
26:57The best bruises.
26:59Right?
27:00Easy to write it off when your kid plays such a violent sport.
27:02I did what I had to.
27:03That's fucking bullshit.
27:05And you know it.
27:05I don't want to hear what a terrible dad I was for making you tough.
27:08For wanting you to have the best.
27:10Well, fuck you.
27:10You don't want the best from me.
27:11It was never about me.
27:12Of course it was.
27:13You're about to play for the Bruins.
27:15I made that happen.
27:17You can hate the name on the back of your jersey all you want,
27:19but it doesn't make you better than me.
27:22It just makes you ungrateful.
27:24I will never be like you.
27:29You already are.
27:33Stay the fuck away from me.
27:36Stop calling.
27:37Stop coming to my games.
27:39We're fucking done.
28:01What the hell, Garrett?
28:02I really can't do this right now.
28:04I can't put you in the car.
28:04No, what was that?
28:05Are you serious?
28:07You're mad at me?
28:11You lied to me, Hannah.
28:13I didn't lie to you.
28:14You did.
28:14You looked me in the eye and you told me you were okay.
28:15You promised me you were okay.
28:17You just had to make it through one game.
28:19Oh, my God.
28:20One hour.
28:20That's it.
28:22I had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit.
28:25Do you not trust me or what?
28:26Garrett, you lost your shit on him.
28:28You didn't hear what he said.
28:28I know what he fucking said.
28:33What?
28:33Did he call me a whore?
28:34A liar?
28:35That I wanted it?
28:36Who cares?
28:37I heard it every day in high school.
28:39I wasn't just going to stand there and listen.
28:41I was fucking defending you.
28:43I didn't ask you to do that.
28:45I didn't want you to.
28:46I didn't want anyone to.
28:49People in ransom didn't just turn on me, Garrett.
28:51They turned on my family.
28:53My parents lost friends.
28:54My dad got fired.
28:56You want to know why I didn't tell you?
28:57It's because every time I tell someone the truth, it fucks everything up.
29:00It ruins people's lives.
29:01And it happened again.
29:03No, my life isn't.
29:04No, tell me you didn't just put your season at risk.
29:06Your future with the ruins.
29:09How do you think that makes me feel?
29:11It blows this all up for me.
29:12What do you want me to say, Hannah?
29:13You want me to apologize?
29:14Say I'm sorry, I'm not.
29:15I could face that asshole a hundred times and one hundred fucking times.
29:18I would beat the shit out of him again.
29:19Yeah, well that scares me, Garrett.
29:22It scares me that you would risk everything for me when I'm telling you it's not what I want.
29:26I worked so fucking hard to put it all behind me.
29:32I scare you?
29:35What? No, what? Of course not.
29:37That's what you said.
29:38Garrett, you're not listening to me.
29:40Fuck.
29:43My dad was right.
29:45You're what?
29:47This is who I am, Hannah.
29:50This is just our own program.
29:52No, you're not. You're not Phil.
29:53I am. I fucking am.
29:55Do you think I like being like this?
30:04You know, maybe not right now, but someday, you're gonna look at me the same way Cindy looked at me.
30:12And that would kill me.
30:13Yeah.
30:15Garrett.
30:16Garrett!
30:17No.
30:17No.
30:18No, I'm not good for you.
30:21You shouldn't be...
30:23This...
30:23is over.
30:29This needs to be over.
30:38no, no.
30:40No, no, no.
30:55Oh my God.
31:05I don't know.
31:26I don't know.
32:04I just want you to write down what happened in your words, okay?
32:25I don't know.
32:43I don't know.
32:53Han, honey, I'll tell you what, I am missing my euchre partner right about now.
32:56Honey, save me, I bet the house.
32:58Dad says hi.
33:00What's up?
33:02Mom?
33:04Han?
33:05Is something wrong?
33:08Yeah, my bike.
33:10My bike is wrong.
33:12Okay, we can fix the bike.
33:17I don't think we can, Mom.
33:19Is she okay?
33:24Okay, tell me.
33:26Why can't we fix your bike?
33:29Because, because, um, because I lost my scholarship.
33:34I'm gonna need you to connect some dots, honey.
33:37No, I wasn't gonna tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
33:41Um, so I was gonna win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
33:45But Garrett and I broke up because he played St. Aids and he got into a fight and it's all
33:50my fault and now I have to walk home.
33:52Okay, okay, breathe.
33:56Breathe.
34:01So, a lot to unpack there.
34:05Let's start with the small stuff and work our way up.
34:08Okay.
34:10First off, let us figure out the money.
34:12We always do.
34:14Don't worry about the grant.
34:16We will find a way for you to be a briar next semester.
34:18How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
34:22I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
34:25Like, I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
34:28Garrett, I ruined your lives.
34:30And I'm sorry.
34:31I'm so sorry.
34:33I'm sorry.
34:35What did you do wrong?
34:42What?
34:43Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
34:49So, what is it, exactly?
34:56Oh, how?
34:59I should have...
35:00You went to a party, sweet pea.
35:03You're a high school kid who had a drink, that's all.
35:06You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
35:09That night, and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
35:14There's nothing that you could have or should have done.
35:19And as far as ruining our lives, I am fine, and so is your dad.
35:24Despite being terrible at you, girl.
35:30Yeah, he really, he really is so bad.
35:32He's the worst.
35:35But I love him.
35:36And we love you.
35:38So will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
35:44Are you nodding?
35:46Yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
35:50Good.
35:57So how was your ice?
35:59Yeah, it's good.
36:00Good ice.
36:02Okay, did you change your mind?
36:04You guys think you changed your mind?
36:05No, no, no.
36:06I'm super into this.
36:07Okay.
36:08Promise.
36:09Right.
36:12You're kind of a shit liar.
36:15The benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything, right?
36:18No.
36:20It's really not you.
36:22You are very charming, and of the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
36:27Well, I take Memorial Day off.
36:28Only you.
36:32It's just...
36:34It has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamous, which I don't want to be.
36:38No, I love love, but I also love sex.
36:40And I don't want to not have one just because I'm waiting for the other.
36:43Sure.
36:43Which is why I became involved with someone.
36:47You have a boyfriend?
36:48Oh, my God.
36:49No.
36:49No.
36:49Can you imagine?
36:51That we are, at the very least, something.
36:54Like, some weird, baffling thing.
36:56More weird or baffling than this conversation?
37:00Okay.
37:00Well, I'm trying to explain myself to you, Carter St. James.
37:02Sorry.
37:03Sorry.
37:03Continue.
37:04I want to have pot meat and the sex.
37:06I do.
37:07Mm-hmm.
37:07But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about.
37:12So, I just, like, I want to do it the right way this time.
37:16Yeah, I get that.
37:17You do?
37:22I'm going to have to go back and tell the living theater legend that I'm not fun and I can't
37:26be slutty.
37:30Okay.
37:32Here's what's going to happen.
37:33I'm going to kiss you.
37:35You're going to kiss me back.
37:36Oh, my hair.
37:37Just let me sell it.
37:38And then you can go back to your clearly very invested friend.
37:44And then you can brag about how hot, how meaningless it was.
37:48No.
37:48Okay.
37:49One kiss and I'm packing.
37:50Oh.
37:51It's going to be a really good fucking kiss.
37:56Bullshit.
37:57I'm going to wait and find out.
37:59No.
38:00No.
38:01No.
38:02No.
38:03No.
38:03No.
38:04No.
38:04No.
38:04No.
38:05No.
38:07No.
38:07No.
38:07No.
38:07No.
38:08No.
38:09No.
38:14No.
38:15No.
38:41Go the fuck off.
38:43Making out with a hot stranger at the bar?
38:46Who is she?
38:46I am she.
38:47She is me.
38:49I'm actually so proud of the good guy.
38:51You have to admit, you had fun.
39:18You have to admit, you're good.
39:21You are good.
39:22You have to admit, you are good.
39:22games. No, what's going on with you, bro? Where'd that come from? I don't want to talk
39:34about it. You never do. I just thought that, you know, maybe.
39:54You know, for a second there, I thought we were on the same team again.
40:23And they grew grand off of the chain you bought me, but goddamn, it's not for sale.
40:31When someone asks me who's my favorite bad man, I'll think that you would say, Christian, then.
40:39As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite favorite.
40:45When you're in your dreams. Look on your face when you turn 26, and your dad got too stoke, yeah,
40:53that one's got a stick.
40:55You broke me to pieces, but I root for you, even though everything went up in flames.
41:02I'll never forget how I root for your games, and your wall of guitars, when you're in your dreams.
41:10Oh, I root for your games. Oh, I root for your games.
41:18Pick up your phrases, now I say it's aces, but it always sounds so fake.
41:26I wonder if your tongue is turning over anything I used to say.
41:34It's getting darker, so I'll tear you down, but I can't turn you up.
41:41Oh-oh-oh.
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