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The great indian kapil show - The return of samay raina and ranveer
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00:03Oh
00:08Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:17Shukriya Shukriya, please bet here
00:24Kisne ka I love you
00:27Jiti roo khush roo
00:30Kisne ka Situ Shukriya
00:31Aaj kal
00:32Harbanda YouTube channel bana raha hai
00:34Aap dhono ko toh pata hi ha
00:37Aap kisiko netflix jais se platform pe bhi leyao
00:40Malo, 192 country mein jehan pe loog dhek rahe hai
00:42Phr bhi banda aapna YouTube channel bata
00:45Jureur hai mein aapni baat kar raa hou
00:48Acha eek gher mein agar chaar looge raate ya
00:50Toh maa ka alaga hai, baap ka alaga, bacho ka alaga youtube channel hai
00:54Is baar mein aapki baat kar rao ho
00:59Guys, I have made a lot of bread and bread.
01:00You can see that every person has made a video.
01:03You have made so many channels.
01:05I have found my friends in this kitchen.
01:07Guys, today I have made a bread and bread.
01:12The face of his husband is open and opens up.
01:15And he makes bread and makes it YouTube.
01:18Then the face of his bread is good.
01:23Then the face of his bread is good.
01:25I have made a lot of bread.
01:28The girls are giving tips today.
01:31I'm crazy.
01:32First of all, guys, put a moisturizer.
01:35Put a little foundation.
01:37Highlighter.
01:38Blush.
01:39Lip gloss.
01:41And finally, you have magenta mascara with black eyeliner.
01:43And you have no makeup looks ready.
01:49No makeup looks ready.
01:50First, the 28 things you put in your mouth.
01:53Little.
01:54Big, 26 inches away.
01:55This man is also watching like this.
01:58Little.
02:00Little.
02:02Little.
02:03Just look around.
02:04The guys are so crazy.
02:06This guy is in his house.
02:07All the guys.
02:09All the guys have done with his own.
02:10Comment down on this video.
02:11They feel unfair.
02:12Guys, the guys have come back to the house.
02:14I'm trying to do them.
02:17Guys.
02:18Today, I will tell you about backless blouse.
02:20in this blouse.
02:21Look, there's only one person who has a blouse.
02:24They take a normal smile and take a look at the normal people.
02:29They have to wear a blouse.
02:31They tell their baby.
02:32When you look at the face, you have to wear a tattoo on your face.
02:36What?
02:38They have different channels.
02:41They have different channels.
02:43They have to play a piano.
02:45They have expressions.
02:46I will mix my expression for Arun Gowil and Alok Nath.
02:49I will close my eyes and open my eyes.
02:51I will say that the problem is the calmness of my friends.
02:56I will live for everyone.
02:59This is a living for 4 days.
03:01My mother says that I am taking the name of your mom for 25 days.
03:06And this is a living for 4 days.
03:09Now some people make a video of traveling.
03:37Please welcome Mr. Samiraina and Mr. Rehna.
03:42And Mr. Rehna and Mr. Rehna.
04:12And Mr. Rehna.
05:01And Mr. Rehna.
05:28And Mr. Rehna.
05:31And Mr. Rehna.
05:55And Mr. Rehna.
06:11And Mr. Rehna.
06:17And Mr. Rehna.
06:29And Mr. Rehna.
06:53And Mr. Rehna.
06:56And Mr. Rehna.
06:56And Mr. Rehna.
06:58And Mr. Rehna.
07:20And Mr. Rehna.
07:22And Mr. Rehna.
07:31And Mr. Rehna.
07:33And Mr. Rehna.
07:59And Mr. Rehna.
08:00And Mr. Rehna.
08:01And Mr. Rehna.
08:02And Mr. Rehna.
08:29And Mr. Rehna.
08:45And Mr. Rehna.
08:45And Mr. Rehna.
08:48And Mr. Rehna.
09:13And Mr. Rehna.
09:13And Mr. Rehna.
09:16And Mr. Rehna.
09:39Give us a tear for murder.
09:39There will be a prophecy,
09:40And Mr. Rehna.
09:51Come on!
09:52Mr. Rehna.
09:54Mr. Rehna.
09:55Mr. Rehna.
09:56Mr. Rehna.
09:57Mr. Rehna.
10:01Mr. Rehna.
10:01Mr. Rehna.
10:03There is a comedy theatre called Habitat, which is very popular.
10:07Every week, everyone calls us to the venue.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:14I want to talk to you about your venue.
10:17Before you, sorry about your venue.
10:19How many times?
10:21Three times.
10:22People have come to the joke, they have offended,
10:24but they don't have to talk about it.
10:26Honestly, you have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:30You have been thinking about it.
10:33Thank you, thank you, brother.
10:37Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:40I'm watching you from childhood, across various shows.
10:44It was always my dream that I would come to the TV one day.
10:46I never thought that you would come to OTT one day.
10:56I genuinely love you so much, Archana Ma'am and Siddhu Paji.
11:00I love you guys so much.
11:20I love you guys.
11:24I love you guys.
11:25You are absolutely brilliant.
11:32You are a part of my whole childhood.
11:38You are a part of my whole childhood.
12:01You are a part of my whole childhood.
12:03I love you.
12:05I love you.
12:06I love you guys.
12:06I love you.
12:07I do a little bit more, because he has never been out of zero.
12:19He has hit it, he has hit it, he has hit it.
12:24It seems like someone has hit me with it.
12:27He's batting strong.
12:32But when we both went to the police station,
12:33when we both went to the police station,
12:34there was a lot of fans of Siddupa Ji.
12:37They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
12:40He said, take it, take it, take it.
12:46Oh, my God.
12:52Oh, my God.
12:55Rindbir, tell me, how about the rear biceps?
12:58When we started,
12:59the goal was to create a fitness channel.
13:02So, I thought it was a cool name.
13:04Like in wrestling, people's names.
13:06Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:08I thought it was something cool to keep it.
13:11But over time, I mean,
13:13I didn't drink beer.
13:16Bicep is still here.
13:17But the name is a little bit popular.
13:20So, we've kept it.
13:21Do you have to take a liquor license for this?
13:23Or do you have to open it?
13:24No, no, no.
13:25For the liquor license.
13:26When you've seen stand-up,
13:28you've seen a lot of jokes on your grandma.
13:32In the time, my mom has never said...
13:33...you're in my family's family.
13:35Why are you wrong with my family?
13:37Do you have jokes on my grandma's?
13:38Do you have to be honest?
13:39Look, sir.
13:40If I'm a cowie,
13:41I write a cowie in my grandma's memory.
13:43If I'm a singer,
13:45I write a cowie in my grandma's memory.
13:46If I'm a comedian,
13:48I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
13:48I can write a joke.
13:49Very good.
13:50Well said.
13:51Well said.
13:53And I've added some awareness, sir.
13:55Like, my grandma, sir,
13:56I was attacked at that time.
13:58And I was alone at home.
14:00And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:02Oh.
14:03Do you remember it?
14:06Do you remember it?
14:06Tell me, Arsana,
14:07do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:08100 is the only call that is.
14:10It's the police.
14:12I didn't remember it.
14:13I didn't remember it.
14:14I called 102.
14:15Who is that?
14:16Fire.
14:17Fire.
14:17He said,
14:18Where did the fire look?
14:20I said,
14:20The fire looks like it in the morning.
14:31Did some parents say,
14:34I watched my child's video?
14:35Yes.
14:36His parents said that.
14:43My parents like a couple of couples.
14:46Sharma's show.
14:47It's a real story.
14:48It's a genuine story.
14:49Okay.
14:50I watched my dad a lot.
14:52He was bedridden in his final phase.
14:54But,
14:55I watched a couple of Sharma's show a lot.
14:57So,
14:57wherever he is,
14:58he's very happy today.
14:59Thank you brother.
15:00Big big day.
15:01Thank you brother.
15:02Thank you brother.
15:04You're an amazing comedian.
15:05So,
15:06who do you think,
15:08in India,
15:09is the best stand-up comedian?
15:11Stand up.
15:13In this case,
15:14there's no doubt in this,
15:15ma'am,
15:16that he's the best comedian.
15:18In India's name,
15:18I will say,
15:19the world is right here.
15:20Kabir Sharma.
15:21I love you.
15:25Genuinely,
15:28I don't know how he does it.
15:30I don't know how he does it.
15:30every week,
15:32every show,
15:33like episode,
15:34I don't know how many thousands of episodes
15:35you've done,
15:35sir.
15:36It is unbelievable.
15:38Like,
15:38it's,
15:38here's a legend veterinarian's time.
15:40Thank you brother.
15:43People do this.
15:45When you give love,
15:46then your confidence becomes like this.
15:48And normally,
15:49what happens is that
15:50sometimes we make a script,
15:51sometimes it's not secure,
15:52sometimes it's not.
15:53But,
15:53people,
15:54giving you applause,
15:56giving you a compliment,
15:56giving you a compliment,
15:57giving you a compliment,
15:57giving you a compliment,
15:58giving you a compliment.
16:00And,
16:00this is your love.
16:05Kapilpa Ji,
16:06I have to ask you a question.
16:07I'm dancing.
16:08I'm dancing.
16:09I'm dancing.
16:09I'm dancing.
16:14I'm dancing.
16:15Yes,
16:16yes,
16:16please.
16:17How are you in life?
16:18Like,
16:19generally,
16:19how does it feel,
16:20how many years have you played?
16:22And,
16:23what is all this,
16:23from your perspective?
16:25Like in a lot of times,
16:26if you meet a police officer,
16:29then what is your shock?
16:30I feel great.
16:31I feel great.
16:32This is great.
16:33It's a shock.
16:34Sometimes in free time,
16:35I get to hear something.
16:36Our shock,
16:38our profession was made,
16:39our brand and butter, and in the back there is a jam, right?
16:44It's a red color jam, right?
16:46So I think that this is a very big blessing,
16:49that you like to do something good.
16:51We are always with the people who don't get money.
16:54So I think that you keep doing your work with your heart,
16:56and then the rest of the things come.
16:58So I think that it's a blessing, bro.
17:00And I've also watched so many films,
17:01which actors have watched,
17:03when we come to our show,
17:04I think that this is a true dream,
17:08or a true dream,
17:09it's just a life,
17:10and everything happens.
17:11I'll show run in the old days.
17:12Today my brother has a little bit less,
17:13because he talks about death after death.
17:18In the old days?
17:21I wish it would be like,
17:23to go to the world,
17:24and go to the world,
17:25it's not a blessing.
17:26Absolutely.
17:30What are you talking about today?
17:32Death after death.
17:35In the world,
17:36there are two people.
17:37One is L.I.C.
17:38and another is Ranveer.
17:41What will happen after death?
17:42What will happen after death?
17:43Have you ever thought about it?
17:45That's why,
17:45look,
17:46it doesn't go to the podcast.
17:48And if someone went,
17:49someone went out,
17:50someone went out,
17:50and went out and went out.
17:52It's always been uncomfortable,
17:54with any other question.
17:55No,
17:56I feel like,
17:56with these questions,
17:57people open up.
17:59So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:00Then,
18:01give me a little example.
18:02Let me drill down.
18:05Do you think about death?
18:07I didn't think about death.
18:08I didn't think about it.
18:08No?
18:08It happens to me,
18:09let me see a little notice.
18:10It won't come.
18:11But,
18:11you're scared,
18:13you're excited.
18:14Who's excited for death?
18:15Who's excited for death?
18:17Wow,
18:18I'll die tomorrow.
18:18I'll die tomorrow.
18:20What's the story?
18:21Dude,
18:21it's a good thing,
18:22but where did we go?
18:23I'm very scared.
18:25You're scared.
18:25And then,
18:25you've started.
18:26He asked me last year,
18:28what do you think about death,
18:28what do you think about death?
18:30I don't think about death.
18:30But,
18:30I've thought about death.
18:32I've thought about death.
18:40What's that,
18:40what's going on?
18:41Who's team?
18:43Who's team?
18:44Who's team?
18:45Who's team?
18:46Who's team?
19:11Who's team?
19:12Who's team?
19:12Who's team?
19:13Who's team?
19:13What,
19:14came up?
19:15game.
19:16wife,
19:16I can not advice
19:16Hi.
19:16Hi.
19:17Hello.
19:18Hi, hi.
19:19Have you shaved your hands?
19:26What happened?
19:29Hey, Sunda.
19:30Can you tell me?
19:31Did you have some salt?
19:31Yes, yes.
19:32That's great, Baba.
19:33I'm eating salt.
19:35I'm on diet, man.
19:37No, no.
19:38No, no.
19:39First time, I'll eat a little.
19:40Open your mouth.
19:42Wow.
19:42Wow.
19:44Do you go to the house and eat?
19:47Hey, why didn't they eat it?
19:49Baba, don't open your mouth.
19:56If they open your mouth,
19:58then it's like that in the desert,
20:01we're going to close the main course.
20:05That's correct.
20:06That's right.
20:07India has got latent.
20:08India has got dilatant.
20:10India has got dilatant.
20:12Let me introduce myself.
20:14I wrote a script from Sunil Paal.
20:17Oh!
20:21I've watched your show.
20:23You're doing a really good show.
20:24Thank you so much.
20:25You hear the jokes of the audience, right?
20:28Yes, you hear it.
20:28Yes, you hear it.
20:28I have a joke.
20:30Yes, yes.
20:30The fact that there is a stage of the house.
20:34The stage is the stage is the stage.
20:34They come from the stage.
20:36They ask somebody,
20:38they ran away.
20:42They said,
20:43They didn't get out.
20:44The police went to the house too.
20:47It's okay.
20:48The police came too.
20:59The police came too.
21:00I will check that with that.
21:01What kind of bag is it?
21:01Samaant?
21:02No.
21:03Bag.
21:05Bag.
21:05Bak me.
21:06Samaant.
21:29Samaant.
21:30Of course.
21:30That Yeti has seen it, Aliens has seen it.
21:33Have you ever seen your own podcast?
21:39India's best podcast.
21:41This is my one.
21:43No, I've seen it.
21:44I've seen it.
21:44I've seen it.
21:44I've seen it.
21:45I've seen it.
21:45I've seen it.
21:46A very big comedian named Kiku Sharda.
21:52He was saying that you are so cute.
21:55If I'm your daughter.
21:58I just don't know that.
21:59Does it sound like this?
22:00No, no.
22:00Don't see the podcast.
22:02I didn't go to that.
22:03I jumped.
22:04Why did you say that?
22:04A very big comedian called Kiku Shardala.
22:10The big comedian.
22:12Everyone has a prize even raised in the world.
22:15Your money is more than 2,000,000.
22:17It's more than that in there.
22:24Let's check in detail.
22:26You will come and check in.
22:28Please, you will come.
22:32Who is this bag?
22:33This is...
22:35Chess.
22:39Chess is very nice to play.
22:41Yes.
22:42Tell me.
22:42I am going to show you.
22:44When you know the dog,
22:47the owner of the dog,
22:49the owner of the dog,
22:50the owner of the dog,
22:52the owner of the dog,
22:52the owner of the dog?
23:01Don't do that?
23:02Don't do that,
23:02don't do that,
23:02it will be good.
23:03It will be bad.
23:05No, it will be good for Sunil Pal.
23:06It will be good for you.
23:09Yes.
23:10By chance.
23:10If you've ever said anything, we haven't understood any jokes.
23:14So, Saturday, our show comes on Netflix.
23:17Let's watch it.
23:17If you haven't watched Saturday, you can watch it later.
23:20Lifetime.
23:21Our episodes are not deleted.
23:27Thank you so much.
23:29Thank you, thank you, thank you.
23:34We have some pictures.
23:36And our audience, who you are,
23:38was interested in commenting.
23:39Let's watch it.
23:49We have this photo.
23:50Caption this.
23:51Who is it?
23:52Aapur, Ranveer.
23:53He is saying Minati.
23:55He is a fukra.
23:55Mr. Beast.
23:57He is the biggest YouTuber of this world.
23:59We are also a Myth Pat.
24:01Let's watch the comments below.
24:03It seems that everyone is one of the lawyers.
24:09And let's see.
24:12The case who is more serious,
24:14he is sitting in front of me.
24:16Who is sitting in front of me?
24:18Ranveer.
24:21And let's see.
24:22What was that?
24:23Nine years of bare bicep,
24:25I now entered my tenth.
24:26All the beginning of my career,
24:28and my mind was full of ideas.
24:29But my heart was full of,
24:31what was it like to write?
24:33What was it like to write?
24:33It's a samurai sword?
24:34It's a samurai sword.
24:36It's a samurai sword.
24:36It's a katana,
24:36it's a katana.
24:38A man had the first time to write
24:40that chicken in the house.
24:41He was sitting in front of me.
24:43After killing the jokes,
24:44he was sitting in front of me.
24:45I don't think anyone made a big caption.
24:48What?
24:50What?
24:50The idea is that
24:51the caption is
24:52that the caption is
24:53not the caption.
24:53It's not the caption.
24:55And the caption is not the caption.
25:02It won't open the door.
25:07Let's see.
25:08It's a little bit.
25:15Let's see.
25:20It's a photo of Scotland.
25:22Sir, what's your name?
25:24What's your name? Back back?
25:25You're stretching.
25:26Sir, before the show,
25:27I got muscle pulled back.
25:28Just like that.
25:29Yes.
25:30Yes.
25:30It's a lot.
25:31So he was doing it.
25:33But when he did it,
25:34he was distraught.
25:37What's your name?
25:37So then what's your name?
25:38Yes.
25:39If you read comments below it.
25:40Shalu, she said to me,
25:42she was calling for massage.
25:42She was out.
25:47Let's see.
25:48Maybe you're out here.
25:50I'm prepared to get arrested.
25:54I'm preparing for arrest.
25:54Let's see.
25:58My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:03My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:29My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast, not on the podcast.
26:55My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
27:23My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
27:33My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps.
27:50My name is Charles Rao and I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
27:54We are India's first National Association for the Blind India which works from the cradle
27:59to the grave for the community.
28:02My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
28:31My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps.
28:32My family also comes through in Goa dumps and gets stuck through in Goa dumps.
28:41Yes, they do not go there and you will not go there.
28:41What tale is word and you will be satisfied all the rest of my emails.
28:46And, over the day, the stay as the reason did go.
28:47I Schweiz Vibeck and I put Ek virus.
28:50So, after aid, I will go there and you can let me know in myε£°y and ΡΠ²ΠΎΠ±ΠΎΠ΄ Newaguers.
28:54Of course, a story says that if somebody talks through in my life, first, that you
28:57had caught green, then you should try to inform me and first, I will finish off the
29:00or I say he nahi ke bas mujah kuch karna hai kisi ko chhodna hai
29:05Charles bhai, ek podcast karna hai aapka saath
29:08kis hai zarur sir
29:09no, aapne interview ke liya hai ke log client pakadna hai
29:12kapil sir, I have brought something which is made by my hand
29:15my friend Mpraful
29:19so he's here
29:20beautiful, thank you brother
29:22maare paas bhai aapke liye a gift hai
29:23so Charles, aap itnei piaare hai
29:25aur aapke liye go
29:27ibebo ki taraf se aapko ye milta hai
29:29ek foreign ka trip
29:30bali ka, aap puray perivaaz samich jaiye
29:33and serve
29:34and thank you
29:35aap to show me
29:37Yashu kriya, shukriya brother, thank you
29:38Charles, nilye giandaar tahlia
29:43Sameh and Ranveer
29:44yaah haa peh maajud hai
29:45abh bulate hai eek aise stand-up comedian ko
29:47joham sab ke senior air
29:49aur aur aur aur aur nnein indian television pe
29:51laughter challenge ka pahla season
29:52apne naam kiya, aur aur aur nne jita
29:54tap se wawi haam sab ko entertain kar rahe hai
29:56pliz welcome mr sunil paal
30:28How are you, Sergeant?
30:30I'm just looking at how I'm wearing shoes today.
30:36You're very welcome.
30:38Sunil, when you go to Munch, they always say,
30:40I'm Sunil Paal, comedy-ca-lal.
30:43And this is comedy-ca-an-tak-waadi.
30:47How did you see them?
30:48Do you have any thoughts?
30:52Sir, they've asked us so much.
30:53I don't think I'm going to kill them.
30:58My love is now.
31:03Kabil, if you kill me, it was good.
31:07But the people who kill them,
31:10they don't want to kill them.
31:13The people who don't understand,
31:15they don't understand.
31:17And the people who don't understand,
31:18they don't want to kill them.
31:19They don't want to kill them.
31:22And they don't want to kill them.
31:29You don't want to kill them.
31:30What's the question?
31:30Sir, just one second.
31:32I've done so much love you.
31:35I mean, I don't care about them.
31:39I don't care about them.
31:44I don't care about them.
31:45I don't care about them.
31:48Well, if you don't care about them,
31:49you don't want to do brushes,
31:51you do not butt past them again.
32:06How dare they do?
32:08i don't care about them.
32:09Okay, i do.
32:10i laugh about me.
32:14What is your chief anassist?
32:16You did it or not?
32:17Because this is a big love for you.
32:19I request.
32:20I don't do anything.
32:21But I want to ask Sunil, what has done at the time?
32:24I say that if you have a mishpil,
32:26then remember to be a mishpil.
32:28And if you have a mishpil, then just take a mishpil.
32:32The only thing about the mishpil,
32:35I have learned anything about the mishpil,
32:37that's what I have learned from Sunil Pali's video.
32:44They never gave a mishpil.
32:45No, this is not.
32:46I have learned from their comments.
32:50He seems to say that they have made these comments.
32:54Sunil Pali, I genuinely like one number.
32:57From 10.
33:03Thank you very much.
33:05Thank you very much for the mishpil.
33:07You have so much mishpil, which is mishpil.
33:09And these are mishpil's two superstars here.
33:12What have I said about them?
33:13What have I said?
33:14They got a new name, Showstopper.
33:17Showstopper.
33:17Nice.
33:19I feel like this is a very cool life moment for me,
33:21that this generation of goat comics
33:23and last generation of goat comics.
33:25They have cut so many holes,
33:27that they were able to get out.
33:28Sir, they are giving you a gift, sir.
33:33Thank you very much.
33:36Thank you very much.
33:36Thank you very much.
33:37Thank you very much.
33:39Thank you very much.
33:39Thank you very much.
33:40Sir, you are in attack mode.
33:43No, no, no.
33:45Love you.
33:46Thank you very much.
33:47Thank you very much.
33:48I have a question in my mind.
33:49Sunil, where I know you,
33:50you are the first laughter challenge.
33:51You are the winner.
33:52We have thought we would also give you a audition.
33:54And you have...
33:56I was sitting in that office.
33:57We had phones come in front of us.
34:01And you are the first half of us.
34:01How busy are Sunil Pal in the next six months?
34:03How busy are you?
34:04We have earned a lot of money.
34:04That day you came to my film premiere in chapel.
34:07Yes.
34:08What was your strategy behind that?
34:09What was that?
34:12I thought...
34:13that...
34:14that...
34:14that...
34:14that...
34:15that...
34:15that...
34:16that...
34:16that...
34:16that...
34:17that...
34:19that...
34:24that...
34:30that...
34:32that...
34:33that...
34:34that...
34:36Look what...
34:37that...
34:37that...
34:52sir...
34:53they...
34:54have been so much to me.
34:56my mother...
34:58I have seen...
35:00I remember when we came to a laughter challenge.
35:04Sunil, he was a legendary comedian of Pakistan.
35:08He said something.
35:09He said that there is competition.
35:11The film star, the hero in make,
35:13he said that he would wear this,
35:14I would wear this.
35:15What is it?
35:15You are also laughing.
35:17We are also laughing at the world.
35:18You are taking a lot of laughter.
35:22There is no difference.
35:24But the thing is that you are doing
35:25is a noble job.
35:26Sunil, we love you for our hearts.
35:29And you also mark them.
35:30No, no, no.
35:32I just request that I have never done that.
35:37I have downloaded it.
35:41As a comedian, genuinely,
35:43I think that when we are angry,
35:47when comedians are angry,
35:47the whole world is attacked.
35:49In the media, everyone comes.
35:51There is a time when we expect
35:52that our industry will support us.
35:55So, you will also come.
35:57Then...
35:59It's just...
36:00It's a little bit.
36:05Now...
36:05Let's do a job.
36:06Let's keep a debate in this mood.
36:07Yes.
36:08Debate?
36:09What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:10This is the debate.
36:11Very good.
36:12Done, sir. Let's go.
36:29Welcome to Tijik's News Debate.
36:32Oh!
36:33Oh!
36:35Now, tonight...
36:36Oh!
36:37In the debate.
36:39Debate in the tonight.
36:44Here, you have to say you λ© ett a matter.
36:48What do you say is the matter.
36:48I do not say.
36:48Only tell.
36:48The water has to be there.
36:51Oh!
36:52Oh!
37:10Nice.
37:10Sorry, sorry, sorry.
37:13Two mothers, one man.
37:15Sunil Palser.
37:18Are you standing here?
37:23One minute.
37:24What are you standing here?
37:29Why don't you put a jet spray?
37:31I understand.
37:33Because that spray is...
37:36Sometimes there's a lot of pressure.
37:39Let's concentrate on the defense.
37:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:43Relax, relax.
37:44And we...
37:49Some...
37:50What's your name, brother?
37:53Look, I can't explain my real name
37:55for this security reason,
37:57but my social media name is
37:59Bihsi Darinda.
38:01Bihsi Darinda?
38:02I'm going to go to a different place
38:03and I'm going to talk about it.
38:05I'm going to talk about this union.
38:08So, where did you talk about it?
38:11Where did you talk about it?
38:11You don't believe me.
38:12I've been talking about it.
38:14I've been talking about it.
38:17I've been talking about it.
38:27I've been talking about it.
38:28I've been talking about it.
38:29I've been talking about it.
38:31I've been talking about it.
38:32So, I've been talking about it.
38:33So, we have to start the comedy.
38:35First of all, we have to know
38:37what is comedy.
38:38Yes.
38:39In some shows,
38:40if you're a girl and a girl,
38:42do you wear clothes?
38:44I want to know that.
38:46Excuse me.
38:47I want to know that.
38:49Excuse me.
38:50Excuse me.
38:52No, we cannot.
38:56Sorry.
38:59No.
38:59No.
38:59No.
38:59No.
39:00No.
39:01No.
39:02No.
39:05No.
39:13No.
39:13No, no.
39:19No, no.
39:19Uncle, please.
39:20Can you shut up?
39:21Uncle.
39:22Uncle, never.
39:23Uncle, never even tell me.
39:23Uncle, now your mom.
39:26Look, I want to give it.
39:29Unless you're a girlfriend.
39:32In your house,
39:36there's also another abode.
39:38So, a girlfriend,
40:01I'm sorry to say.
40:05I'm sorry to say.
40:12Let me add.
40:13Can you just shut up please?
40:14Two minutes.
40:16Can we just listen to me?
40:41Good one.
40:42But our Santra Nagpur doesn't happen.
40:47We're here from the dark.
40:51Now there's no chance.
40:55There's no chance.
41:00Sir, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
41:04no, no, no, no, no.
41:04You're so much more than you.
41:09One thing to tell me is that if you're from Nagpur, why do you have vitamin C?
41:42Mr. Anbeel, what do you think?
41:50I support it. I'm very young in my mindset. So I'm fluid.
41:55First, tell me what you're saying.
41:58I don't know what you're saying.
42:01I don't know what you're saying.
42:01I don't know what you're saying.
42:04Okay, you tell me what you're saying.
42:12Sir, I think that came from back.
42:15You go here.
42:17No, come here.
42:25Sir, I think that I'm a kid needed to become a girl to become a girl.
42:31People just don't see that the girl is being a girl.
42:34But, they don't see it back.
42:56So once upon a time, Victor said, laughter, I don't know who.
43:04But he just said that, and I heard it.
43:07Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:11I don't care what Victor said, but what I am sure to say, I care.
43:18I say comedy in small things, what is the truth?
43:22I also think it's in small things, in naughty naughty things.
43:26Sometimes it's in dirty dirty.
43:29If someone's dirty dirty, I'm really enjoying it.
43:34For example, this is a dirty dirty.
43:40It's up.
43:44What is that? Tell me.
43:52I get it. I get it. Yeah. I get this.
43:59But today, I'm going to confess one thing.
44:01This is the wordplay I learned from Sunil Paal.
44:07I respect that.
44:09In their wordplay, the class is great.
44:13No, I've never seen such people.
44:15One person says, Sunil Gawaskar,
44:19why are you talking about this?
44:20Why are you talking about this?
44:22No, I'm not the uncle.
44:23Uncle, uncle.
44:23He never said that.
44:26I don't know.
44:27Then, you know, sometimes it's happening.
44:28But, sometimes, it's happening.
44:29Don't you sleep in a place like this?
44:31I don't know.
44:33I don't know.
44:36My personal question was,
44:38I have heard that comedy is like you say,
44:40comedy-like, Sunil Pal.
44:43So, which comedy has done with you?
44:44That it's a comedy-like.
44:48Tell me about this.
44:54What do you say?
44:58Look, I want to say this.
45:01What do you say?
45:01The comedy-like,
45:02the comedy-like,
45:02is the comedy.
45:06And I want to say this.
45:07I want to say this.
45:08I want to say this.
45:13I want to say this.
45:17I want to say this.
45:18This is the first joke.
45:20Archanan Ji is not here.
45:24Let's move on to the next topic.
45:27Dadaji has taken the past.
45:29He has taken the past.
45:30He has been cut.
45:31He has been cut.
45:33So, what is the comedy-like,
45:36I want to say this.
45:37It's a comedy-like.
45:38Art?
45:39I don't know.
45:39But it's a comedy-like.
45:43I saw Sunil Ji.
45:46You objected on the comedy-like.
45:49What's wrong with it?
45:50Gas pass?
45:51It's a fart!
45:52It's a fart!
45:53What's the problem?
45:54It's a natural possessed fool!
45:59I want to tell you something.
46:01No other person...
46:04...is a criminal.
46:06...is a criminal in Japan.
46:07I don't have a problem.
46:07I think I will tell you a story...
46:09......
46:10......
46:10...
46:10.......
46:11...
46:11...
46:13...
46:14Suresh kept in the world in the upper world.
46:16Both have a pistol.
46:17But Ramesh's attitude, why?
46:19Because he had a right path.
46:21He was in the police.
46:22The same thing, Fart and Dekar are one of his sons.
46:27But Fart's attitude is not because he had a wrong path.
46:36Can I move to the next topic?
46:37Yes, yes.
46:39Next topic is,
46:40we use the words in the comedy.
46:43We use the words in the comedy.
46:49Why?
46:51Look at it.
46:53Because they don't have voice.
46:56Why?
46:59Where are you talking from?
47:00Why do we do that?
47:04Look at it.
47:05What you want to say,
47:06say it with the mouth.
47:10Why do you think that a man's mouth can be used?
47:14I say that a man's mouth doesn't mean to be a man's mouth.
47:16We have a man's mouth.
47:19That's why he has a man's mouth.
47:20That man's mouth has a mouth.
47:22Without his face,
47:24we are talking about the man's mouth.
47:27manga my such care home doses are underneath the paying him but I think it
47:37born day yes my teen and did this at home and this rock is got here they keep
47:46one three are they via Mirko bought book like it here though yellow egg the
47:52cardina my teen and they come with this is a pot are so big a airport so come
47:58let's give it to me and I don't know if you can get a pilot to the I it's not
48:06jore murgi can like a jitna omelet when I'm gonna have a harry mirchi to read
48:19Next move, what do you want to do in comedy is my question, what do you have to say about
48:26this?
48:33Nation wants to know.
48:36Give me a question.
48:44Oh my God.
48:46Look, I want to think that the big guy is getting the big guy to listen to the big guy.
48:54So what do you need to know about the big guy and why do you need to know about this?
48:58According to me, the big guy doesn't have any problem.
49:03Come here, you tell me something on this.
49:06Sir, look, I think it depends on how far the big guy stands from you.
49:13If he stands in the past, he should not say.
49:17But if he is far, he can say and run away.
49:22Correct.
49:22And then if you don't say the big guy, you don't say the big guy.
49:25And if you don't say the big guy, it's a big deal.
49:29And if you say the big guy, it's a big deal.
49:29It's a big deal.
49:37This guy is so good.
49:43I want to ask you something.
49:46Your face is like a cycle.
49:48Why are you talking to me?
49:51This is an example that I am giving.
49:53Okay.
49:53Your face is like a cycle.
49:57Your face is like a baby.
50:00Your face is like an athlete.
50:02Your face is like an athlete.
50:03These are all examples.
50:04Example, example.
50:05Your face is like a table in the bathroom.
50:07So all these examples.
50:09Your face is like a table.
50:11Is that comedy?
50:16Is this the comedy?
50:19Is this the comedy?
50:24Is this the comedy?
50:25You tell me, is this.
50:39Is this the news?
50:54Oh my god!
50:56Tell me, is this the company?
50:59Is this the company?
51:01Is this the company?
51:02Is this the company?
51:04Are you kidding me?
51:08Are you kidding me?
51:10Are you kidding me?
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