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00:03Oh
00:08Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:17Shukriya Shukriya, please bet here
00:24Kisne ka I love you
00:27Jiti roo khush roo
00:30Shitu bhaji, aagkul
00:32Harbanda YouTube channel bana raha hai
00:34Aap doonengko toh patahiy hai
00:37Aap kisi ko netflix jaisae platform pe bhi liyao malo
00:40Eksu bandwai country mein jaha pe loo g dekh raha hai
00:42Phr bhi banda apna YouTube channel bana ta, jurur hai
00:45Mäi aapni baat karraho
00:48Acha, ek ghar mein agar 4 loog rheithe hai
00:50Toh maa ka alag hai
00:52Baap ka alag hai, bacho ka alag YouTube channel hai
00:54Is bar mein aapki baat karraho
00:57Kehne ka muntlab hai
01:27Aap doonengko, harbanda video banane mein laga hua hai
01:57Ladkiaan aagahi aaj kal make-up ke tips de rhi hai
01:59Chote šehron ki chanchal bhabiyaan
02:02Voh bhi laghi hoi hai YouTube pe
02:04Hai guys
02:05Guys toh sab nai aisee pangliya jaisae ghar ki gai hai
02:08Hai guys
02:09Acha, aap inke video pe comment kar doon ki aap bari buri lag rahi hai
02:12Guys toh sa sitha ka alay pe ati toh apna kaam kar kutte hai
02:17Guys, aaj aapko mein bethauung ki backless blouse ke baare mein
02:21Dekhi, sirf ek dori se bandha hoota hai blouse
02:24Aai hai
02:24Yeh suntei buzurga admi normal chashma utar ke na padhane vala laga leete hai
02:29Hai hai hai
02:30Hai hai hai
02:30Peche se unki bibi bol diya hai
02:32Hai
02:33Padhanevala chashma laga hai, uski peedh per tattoo binao ke gya?
02:38Acha gyan baantnane waalo ke allag channel hai Hai Hai
02:42Hai hai Inka peche se piano chal raha hata hai
02:43Like zaa, paano nei
02:44Hai
02:45inv так impression hoote hai Arun Gobil Saab
02:47aur alog Nadji ke mix karlo expression
02:50자기 tap��면 van kar ke dhiray se khule
02:51Hai
02:52Muskurate bol te
02:54Masala toh sukun ka hai dhust
02:57Zindagi toh har koi jira hai
02:58Hai hai
02:59Je ji ven 4 din ka hai
03:01Peche se bibi bol th da hai
03:02Ka hai ka 4 din
03:03Maa tumar ri 25 din se a chiе sao questo
03:13foreign
03:13foreign
03:14foreign
03:37Please welcome Mr. Samiraina and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
03:59How are you bro?
04:01Welcome!
04:02Welcome!
04:03Welcome!
04:03Welcome!
04:04Welcome!
04:04Hi, welcome!
04:15What a story!
04:16What a story!
04:16What a story!
04:17What a story!
04:19We are just happy that we are out of jail.
04:24You all know exactly what you know.
04:27Last year, we have been searching for the most of the celebrities.
04:34People were searching for the internet.
04:36There was a lot of police.
04:40What did you feel last year? How did it come out?
04:42It was a strange year.
04:44There were two people in this studio who went to Supreme Court.
04:47We are going to go and we are going to go and we and Siddhu Paji.
04:58That's why I wrote a share for you.
05:01Okay, wow.
05:03Come on, come on.
05:05Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:09Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:11Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:11You will be afraid of yourself.
05:14Wow.
05:17We are not those who leave a shaker from a place.
05:21Before the streets, they will be locked.
05:25Wow.
05:25What?
05:29And, brother, if he has killed one more joke today,
05:33then we will be thrown away all this.
05:34No, no.
05:38It's like I've lost my house.
05:41Today, you'll have a little coaching with me,
05:43how to bounce back.
05:44The last time Ranveer and Samir were at the same time,
05:47there was a police case.
05:48So, today, you'll be at the same time.
05:51We'll take coffee, or we'll take anti-spitry bail.
05:58You were watching late-end?
06:00I had a lot of episodes.
06:01I had a phone too.
06:02I told him, I called him.
06:04Why did you not have a case?
06:07And, when my show closed,
06:10I called a call for one day,
06:12that something will happen with you.
06:15Is it?
06:16It's true or not?
06:17I said, look, you've come in and go a little.
06:21So, I told you I didn't have any experience.
06:23I didn't have any experience.
06:26You don't have any experience.
06:28But, when you're famous,
06:29you can't say anything.
06:30What?
06:31What?
06:33What?
06:35What?
06:37What?
06:37What?
06:39What?
06:40What?
06:52What?
06:56What?
06:57But Ranbir is very beloved.
06:59And these controversies come to you, bro.
07:02They come to teach you.
07:04I'm sure you will have learned a lot of things.
07:05People, let's see you so much.
07:11When the show closed,
07:13who did you call first?
07:15What happened to you?
07:16I called the lawyer first.
07:20And his phone didn't stop.
07:22So where did Ranbir call?
07:24My brother came here.
07:25I was sitting in a room and I went to their house.
07:29He's here for that reason.
07:30So the person who has been able to get the job is that much more.
07:37I didn't have an idea.
07:38I had an hour for a day.
07:39And I said, come here.
07:41And then I knew that everything was happening.
07:43So when you saw this clip,
07:45you said, come, come, come.
07:49I was like leaving my house.
07:50When I was leaving my house,
07:51I saw that it was coming.
07:54Can you tell me what is being performed anyway?
07:57The phone came for a live show?
07:57Go ahead or do the books you told me that already?
08:05Ha ha ha ha!
08:13I'll define my envodge.
08:14Oke, pate?
08:16Kapil sir came.
08:17I don't know what the price was, the price was, what he said.
08:21Whatever your good time goes, your bad time will go.
08:29We were waiting.
08:31Something will happen, something will happen.
08:34At that time, Kapil sir also stopped tweeting.
08:42That's why he did it.
08:43In two weeks, that was quiet.
08:46That's why Narayan also stopped taking puppies.
08:52Kapil, you came in years before 2004 or 2005.
08:562007.
08:58In 2007, I felt like this girl was the same.
09:01What the hell?
09:02It's fun.
09:04It's fun.
09:05It's fun.
09:05Yes, son.
09:06It's been a compliment for you.
09:12It's fun.
09:13It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:15First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
09:18That's what people should know.
09:19But if you don't like it, you can close the show and leave your life.
09:24Your heart will be clean.
09:27In the last year, my friend was very strong.
09:31I feel like that.
09:32That's how I feel.
09:33That's how I feel.
09:33That's how I feel.
09:35That's how I feel.
09:37Lovely.
09:39What a mess, son.
09:39It's a mess.
09:40It's a mess.
09:41It's all the same.
09:41It's all the same, brother.
09:44If it gets all the same,
09:45it's just a little smoke,
09:47a little smoke.
09:48It's too hot.
09:48It's too hot.
09:49Now, when you're ready to set up your comedy set,
09:51you'll get your friends and may be a lawyer.
09:54Sir, I'm always with a lawyer.
09:56genuinely.
09:58You're in your office.
09:59The whole theater broke out of your bagel.
10:03Sir, your company's comedy theater is a good name.
10:06Yes.
10:06It's very much in the name of Habitat.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:15Oh, my God.
10:30Thank you, sir.
10:31Thank you, brother.
10:33Thank you, brother.
10:37Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:40In fact, I'm watching you from childhood.
10:42Like, across various shows.
10:44It was always my dream,
10:45that I would come to the TV one day.
10:46I never thought that you would come to OTT one day.
10:56I genuinely love you so much,
10:59Archana Maham and Siddupa ji.
11:00I love you guys so much.
11:19I love you, brother.
11:25You are absolutely brilliant.
11:32You are a part of my whole childhood.
11:38You are a part of my whole childhood.
11:39You are a part of my whole childhood.
11:40You are a part of my childhood.
11:40I was watching you and Shaker,
11:41you were in the comedy circus.
11:43I followed every episode.
11:44I was following you.
11:45Then I didn't even know what to say.
11:51Come and sit and talk.
11:55Come, please.
12:02I love you.
12:02You are too good, man.
12:03Genuinely, sir.
12:04I respect you both.
12:06But I do a little bit more.
12:09I don't know what to say.
12:12I don't know what to say.
12:19I do what to say.
12:21You are too good.
12:24You are too bad.
12:27You are too bad.
12:28You are too bad.
12:29You are like that.
12:29I think I am too bad.
12:30I need to say that.
12:33They're bad.
12:37You are all wrong.
12:50Oh my god.
12:53It's so good.
12:54Just make it a minute…
12:56When it began was�age, the goal was to make just a fitness channel Yes!
13:03I thought a good name for You guys have a cool name?
13:06pole h holder , stone cold.
13:08Can you keep wearing it in different pieces against you?
13:10Okay.
13:11Yes, but over time, I mean, I didn't drink beer.
13:16Bicep is still here now.
13:17Okay.
13:18But the name is a little popular.
13:20So we've kept it.
13:21Do you have to take a liquor license for this or do you have to open it?
13:24No, no, no.
13:25It's a liquor license given.
13:26When you've seen stand-up,
13:29this is a lot of jokes on your grandma.
13:32My grandma has never said,
13:33why are you wrong with my family's family?
13:37Are you jokes on my grandma?
13:38Are they true?
13:38Look, sir, if I'm a cow,
13:41then I write a cow in my grandma's memory.
13:43If I'm a singer, then I write a song in my grandma's memory.
13:46If I'm a comedian, then I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
13:50Very good.
13:50Well said, well said.
13:53And I've added awareness.
13:54Like my grandma and my grandma attacked that time,
13:58and I was alone at home.
14:00And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:02Okay.
14:04Do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:06Tell me, Archana, do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:08One zero zero is the only call that time.
14:10That's the police.
14:11That's the police.
14:12I don't remember.
14:13Brother, I called 102 to the girl.
14:15Who comes to that?
14:16Fire.
14:18Where did the fire look?
14:20I said, the fire looks like the fire looks like the fire looks like the fire looks like the fire
14:22looks like.
14:22Oh!
14:32The fire looks like the fire looks like the fire looks like the fire looks like the fire looks like.
14:34Some parents have told me that the fire looks are like the fire looks like when I saw my child.
14:35Yes, my parents said that.
14:43My parents really liked Kapil Sharma's show.
14:47There is also a story, a genuine story.
14:50My grandfather was a lot of watching.
14:52He was bedridden in his final phase.
14:54But Kapil Sharma's show was a lot of watching.
14:57So, wherever he is, he's very happy today.
14:59Thank you brother.
15:00Big big day.
15:03Samai, you're an amazing comedian.
15:05So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:11Stand up.
15:13In this case, there is no doubt about India's best comedian.
15:18I will say India's world is right here.
15:20Kapil Sharma.
15:21I love you, bro.
15:22I love you.
15:25Genuinely, it's a lot of difficult things to do.
15:28I don't know how he does it.
15:30I mean, every week, show, episode, I don't know how many thousands of episodes you've done.
15:35Yeah, sir.
15:36It is unbelievable.
15:38Like, it's…
15:38Yeah, it's a legend veteran.
15:41Thank you, bro.
15:41Lovely.
15:43People take this.
15:45When you give up your love on it, then the confidence becomes like this.
15:48And what happens normally is that sometimes we make scripts, sometimes they have not
15:51to prepare them, sometimes they have to be successful, and sometimes it cannot.
15:53But people take one applause and concern, and hey, do it with us.
15:59Tell us.
15:59We're with you.
16:00And that's your love.
16:01I love your love.
16:05Kaapil, has to ask me a question?
16:07Bye, Dancer, Dancer, Dancer.
16:09Bye, Dancer.
16:11Yes, please.
16:37The shock was our own profession.
16:39Our brand and butter.
16:40And there is also a jam.
16:42That's right.
16:44It's a red color jam, right?
16:46So I feel that this is a great blessing.
16:49That you feel good to do.
16:50We are always with you when we don't get money.
16:54So I feel that you keep doing your work with your heart.
16:56Then the rest of the things come.
16:58So I feel a blessing.
16:59And I've also watched many films,
17:01which actors have watched,
17:03when we come to our show,
17:04I feel like this is a dream.
17:08It's just a dream.
17:09Everything happens in a life.
17:11I'll show you in the old days.
17:12My brother has a little bit left.
17:13I'm talking about death after death.
17:18In the old days.
17:21It's a dream.
17:22It's a dream that
17:23we're doing everything.
17:25It's a blessing.
17:26Absolutely.
17:30What are you talking about today?
17:32I'm talking about death after death.
17:35In the world,
17:36there are two people.
17:37One is LIC.
17:38And the other is Ranveer.
17:41What will happen after death?
17:43That's why,
17:45you don't go to this podcast.
17:48And if someone's gone,
17:49someone's gone,
17:50someone's gone,
17:50someone's gone.
17:57You can move forward in the conversation.
18:02You can move forward in the conversation.
18:17Wow, I'll die tomorrow.
18:19What is this?
18:21It's a good thing.
18:22Where are we going?
18:23I'm scared of death.
18:25He started to do it.
18:26He asked me last year,
18:28what do you think about death?
18:30I don't think about death.
18:30But for the last year,
18:33I've thought about death.
18:33I'm scared of death.
18:39What's that?
18:40Do you have to go to the bathroom?
18:41He's is his team.
18:43Niamhbhir's team?
18:44If I know,
18:45the police didn't come in.
18:48Oh,
18:51oh,
18:53oh,
18:54oh,
18:54oh,
18:54oh,
18:56oh.
18:59oh,
18:59oh,
19:00oh,
19:00oh,
19:02oh,
19:03Oh
19:19I'm not going to share
19:22Oh
19:29It's under a man I can't I would like to do haha
19:32I'm gonna buy me take you on a to ban ta hey
19:36Am I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know my thoughts time I told us a
19:39couple muco low
19:42Wow
19:44Abger Jack a Carolina
19:47Hey
19:48In the unique layer of a moment cool wine car
19:55I don't know in the desert checker my home logo come in course bundled
20:06India's got latent go India's got deleted
20:09I didn't do it, they didn't do it.
20:12Okay, let me introduce myself.
20:14Okay, now I wrote a script from Sunil Paal.
20:21I've watched your show. You show a very good show.
20:24Thank you so much.
20:25You hear the jokes from the audience, right?
20:28Yes, sometimes you hear it.
20:29I have a joke to listen.
20:31One time I tell you, there is a kid.
20:33He comes from the balcony.
20:35He comes from the kid.
20:36He asks,
20:37I was surprised to see him.
20:39He told me he's gone.
20:41He was laughing.
20:44How did he come from the police?
20:44That wasn't the police.
20:47You know, what happened?
20:48The police didn't come from the police.
20:53What happened?
20:54The one who was fine or was fine.
20:57Sure, that's the best.
20:59The one who was fine.
21:00Only the ones who checked the clothes?
21:01The clothes?
21:02No.
21:03The bag!
21:09This is a bag of Ranveer Allahabadia.
21:13Let's see what comes from it.
21:17How to talk to aliens?
21:22Yeti's 101 stories.
21:26I have understood that you read such books,
21:29why do you all ask?
21:30Of course.
21:31Yeti's seen, alien's seen.
21:32You've seen a podcast.
21:39India's best podcast.
21:41This is my.
21:42No, I've seen it.
21:44Let me tell you.
21:45I've seen a podcast in that a big comedian.
21:47He was saying they are so cute,
21:54if I'm your wife...
21:58Do you say something?
21:59I do not know what the fuck is saying.
22:00No, no, I didn't say that.
22:02I didn't say that.
22:02No, I didn't ask you.
22:03I was just joking.
22:04I was just saying, you have a big comedian, a big guy.
22:10A big comedian.
22:12A big comedian.
22:13You have all the prize on the social media.
22:15You have 2,000,000,000 more.
22:17You have to pick up the price in that.
22:24Let's check in the details.
22:26If you have arrived, please check it out, please.
22:31Who is this bag?
22:35Chess.
22:39You are very shocked to play chess.
22:41Let me tell you something.
22:43When you knew the lamb,
22:47the owner,
22:49the owner,
23:14the owner,
23:16this lady,
23:18the owner
23:19and the owner,
23:19the owner.
23:19So you can also see Lifetime.
23:21Our episodes are not deleted.
23:27Thank you so much.
23:29Thank you. Thank you.
23:34We have some pictures of you.
23:36And your audience, too.
23:38It's fun to make comments.
23:39Come and see them.
23:49We have some photos. Caption this.
23:51Who is it? Aapur, Anveer.
23:53He is Minati.
23:54He is a human being. Mr. Beast.
23:57He is the biggest YouTuber of the world.
23:59We are also a MythPath.
24:01Let's see the comments below.
24:03It looks like everyone is one of the lawyers.
24:05It looks like everyone is one of the lawyers.
24:07It looks like everyone is one of the lawyers.
24:09And let's see.
24:12The case that is more serious,
24:14is the only way to sit in front of the lawyers.
24:17Who is sitting in front of the lawyers?
24:18Okay, Ranbir.
24:21And let's see.
24:22What was that?
24:23Nine years of bare bicep,
24:25I now enter my tenth.
24:26All the beginning of my career,
24:28my mind was full of ideas,
24:29but my heart was full of,
24:31what was the need for writing?
24:33This is a samurai show.
24:34Yeah, it's a samurai show.
24:36Katana, it's a samurai show.
24:37Okay.
24:37So, in the middle of my career,
24:39he was sitting in front of his house.
24:43Let's see the comments below.
24:45I don't think it's a long caption.
24:46I don't think anyone has commented on it.
24:48Okay.
24:49What?
24:50Swinya is the only way to write
24:51that the caption is like captioning,
24:53but it's not like captioning.
24:55Look at that.
24:57And let's see.
24:59Look at the sky in the sky,
25:01where the sun will not open.
25:07I don't think any of the people
25:09are going to be able to write that.
25:10Let's see.
25:10If you do the right words,
25:12then it's not necessary to write the word.
25:16Let's see.
25:19Hey.
25:20This is a photo of Scotland.
25:22Sir, man,
25:23what have you put in your back?
25:24What is it?
25:25Back back?
25:25Are you stretching?
25:26Sir, before the show,
25:27So I was like, you know, I'm not going to get it.
25:33But I think that's what I'm going to do.
25:36But I think that's what I'm going to do.
25:37So what's up?
25:38Let's read some comments.
25:40Shallu, he wrote a message for massage.
25:42He was a girl.
25:47And see.
25:48He's not going to get it.
25:50He's preparing for arrest in America.
25:55He's preparing for arrest.
25:58My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:45Longest and shortest running shows together.
26:55And showstopper with showstop.
27:00Public is also creative.
27:02And show.
27:04It's done.
27:06Today we have a special guest.
27:09His name is Charles.
27:11He's a beautiful and beautiful man.
27:13He's a beautiful man.
27:13He's a beautiful man.
27:14He's a beautiful man.
27:16He's a beautiful man.
27:20He's a beautiful man.
27:20We have a great experience.
27:23And Charles was hosting this event.
27:27He was hosting Netflix at the office.
27:28Brilliant host, Charles.
27:30And the thing that Kamaal did in that place.
27:33Charles, I would like to tell you about something about your friends.
27:38And then what are your favorite things.
27:41So, first of all, women's ladies first.
27:43Right?
27:44The same thing.
27:46I love you.
27:49My name is Charles Rao.
27:51And I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
27:54So, we are India's first National Association for the Blind India.
27:58Which works from the cradle to the grave for the community.
28:03And what do I tell you about?
28:04I am not born blind.
28:06From sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:09Someone asked me when I was in the show.
28:10Someone asked me when I was in the show.
28:12When I was in the show.
28:13I said, when I was born, I was in the show.
28:15When I was born, I was in the show.
28:17And I would like to tell you something.
28:18It's good for you.
28:20You know what is the difference between sympathy and empathy?
28:23Today, I had to come to the show.
28:24And I was in the show.
28:25And I was standing on the platform in the way.
28:26To cross the road.
28:28There was a person.
28:29They had to go along with me and I was stuck.
28:32I was stuck.
28:33And he hit me.
28:34He couldn't tell me.
28:35He told me.
28:36Well, he didn't tell me.
28:36We were talking about it.
28:37And so, he took me and took him.
28:38I faced him and said, okay.
28:39I stayed there.
28:40He left there.
28:41I haven't done my knowledge.
28:42He disappeared.
28:43And someone took me and left there.
28:45He left me...
28:46At the last time, I was on the platform number one from two.
28:49I was running from two of two.
28:50Because the people were chasing between sympathy.
28:53Yes, so the story says that if you want to keep someone in life, then you will keep it with
28:58the whole empathy.
29:00And it's not that you just have to do something and leave someone.
29:05Charles, do you want to do one podcast with us?
29:08Of course, sir.
29:10Is it for our interview or is it for our clients?
29:12Kapil, sir, I have brought something which is made by my hand, my friend Mpraful.
29:19So he's here.
29:20Beautiful.
29:21Thank you, brother.
29:22We have a gift for you too.
29:23So, Charles, you are so loved.
29:26And you will get a foreign trip to Bali.
29:31Go to the whole country.
29:34So proud of you.
29:35Thank you very much.
29:37Thank you, brother.
29:38Thank you, brother.
29:56Please welcome.
30:09Oh, my God.
30:27Oh, you're welcome.
30:28How are you, sir?
30:30I was just watching how I'm wearing shoes today.
30:36Sunil, you're very welcome.
30:38Sunil, when she goes to Manch, she always says,
30:40I'm Sunil Paal, Comedy-Claal, and this is the time to say comedy-Claal.
30:46How did you see them with a grenade from the mouth?
30:49Do you have any thoughts?
30:52Sir, you've got so much to kill us.
30:54But no one...
30:58What's your love?
31:02Kabil, if you kill this grenade from the mouth,
31:05it was good.
31:06But the one who killed these,
31:10it was not the same.
31:13The one who didn't get into the world,
31:15the one who didn't get into the world.
31:17And the one who didn't get into the world,
31:18the one who didn't get into the world.
31:22What did you tell us?
31:24We had to see a lot of the time.
31:29What was the story?
31:31One second,
31:32I've done so much with you.
31:33I've done so much with them.
31:36It's so much like a grenade.
31:38I'm killing a grenade from my mouth.
31:40I don't perform any of those.
31:42I don't perform any of those.
31:43I don't perform any of those.
31:45I don't have to do anything with you.
31:47I don't have to worry about you.
31:48The only thing is,
31:49why don't you brush yourself?
31:57I don't do anything with your butt.
32:02I don't have to,
32:03I don't have to worry about it.
32:06By the way,
32:06I'm going to brush my butt.
32:08I am not going to brush on it.
32:14I want to ask Sunil, what have you done?
32:15Sunil, you have forgiven them or not?
32:17Because this is a big love for you, generally.
32:19I would request.
32:20I don't want to say anything.
32:21But I want to ask Sunil, what have you done?
32:24I would say that if you have a good idea,
32:26then remember to be a bad guy.
32:28And if you have a good idea,
32:30then only be a bad guy.
32:32The only thing about the bad guys,
32:35I have learned the bad guys
32:37that I have learned from Sunil Pajji's videos.
32:43They have never done a bad guy.
32:45No, this is not.
32:46I've learned from their comments.
32:51They thought that they would do these.
32:54Sunil, Pajji,
32:55I think one number,
32:56from 10 months.
33:05We really appreciate you.
33:05Thank you, Kapil.
33:05Thank you for all.
33:07You have so much fun.
33:08which is Jengiz's name, and these are Jengiz's two superstars standing here.
33:12What did I say about them?
33:13What did they say about them?
33:14They got a new name, Showstopper.
33:17Nice.
33:18I feel like this is a very cool life moment for me,
33:21that this generation of goat comics and last generation of goat comics.
33:25They have cut so much trouble,
33:27that they were getting out.
33:28Sir, they are giving you a gift.
33:33Thank you very much.
33:35Thank you very much.
33:36Thank you very much.
33:37Thank you very much.
33:39Sir,
33:40Sir is in attack mode.
33:43No, no, no.
33:45Love you.
33:46Love you.
33:48My mind has a question.
33:49Sunil, where do I know you?
33:50The first laughter challenge, you are in the corner.
33:52We have thought that we give you an audition.
33:54And you,
33:55I was sitting in that office.
33:57The phone came in front of us.
33:59So, there were not dates for six months.
34:01Sunil, how many months are you busy in the next six months?
34:03You spent a lot of money.
34:04That day, you came to my film premiere at Chapel.
34:07Yes.
34:08What was your strategy after that?
34:09What is that?
34:11I thought that,
34:13one of the biggest people will come.
34:15So, I don't think I am so handsome,
34:18I don't think I am so big.
34:19What are you talking about?
34:20I am so handsome.
34:22So, I thought that I will do something like this,
34:25that I am different.
34:27Seriously?
34:28Yes.
34:29So, I thought that you were playing basic.
34:31You can see that you are playing light white.
34:32So, you are going to go there.
34:34No, no.
34:35Where are you?
34:35Yes.
34:36They are playing in a chapel.
34:37They are going to jump to them.
34:40They are going to jump to them.
34:43Please.
34:52They are going to jump to them.
34:56Yes.
34:57Yes.
35:00Yes.
35:00Yes.
35:02Yes.
35:05Yes.
35:08Yes.
35:09There is a situation in a film star, a heroine that he has to wear this and I will wear
35:14this.
35:14What is happening with you? You are also laughing, you are also laughing.
35:17We are also laughing in the world.
35:18You are taking a lot of muskrat, taking a lot of laughter, taking a lot of money.
35:23There is no difference between that.
35:24But the thing that you are doing is a very noble work.
35:26Sunil, we have a lot of love for you in our hearts.
35:29And you also mark them.
35:30Yes, no, no.
35:32I just request that I have never done anything for anyone.
35:35I have never done anything for anyone.
35:38Yes, I have downloaded it.
35:41As a comedian, genuinely, I feel very bad.
35:44Like when we are angry, when comedians are angry, the whole world will attack us.
35:49In the media, everyone will come.
35:51There is a time when we expect that our industry will support us.
35:55So, in that way, you will come.
35:58It feels bad.
36:01It feels bad.
36:04Now, we have a job.
36:06We have a debate.
36:07Yes.
36:08Debate.
36:09What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:10This is the debate.
36:11Very good.
36:12Done, sir. Let's go.
36:29Welcome to Tjik's News Debate.
36:34Now, tonight, in the debate.
36:38Debate.
36:39Debate in the tonight.
36:44Here, you have to say.
36:46What should happen in comedy?
36:48Just say.
36:48Noise pollution has to be there.
36:52Lovely.
36:55And let us see.
36:59Let me introduce.
37:03My characters were sitting on the table and whose heads are left with two zu disgusting.
37:08One guilty.
37:10Sorry.
37:12The two guilty men, one guilty.
37:15Sunil Palser is sitting here with twolayers.
37:39Let's concentrate on the defense.
37:42Relax, relax.
37:43Here, sit on the side of the hand.
37:49What's your name, brother?
37:53Look, I can't tell my real name for this reason,
37:57but my name is the social media.
38:01I'm going to talk about this a different place.
38:04My card is also made of the union union.
38:08So, where have you done this before?
38:11You don't believe me.
38:12I've already done two times.
38:14I've spoken with my wife.
38:16My wife was married.
38:18And the wedding night came,
38:19I was asleep.
38:21Now, I'm going to sleep alone.
38:26I said,
38:26I'm going to sleep with my wife.
38:28I said,
38:28I'm not going to sleep with my wife.
38:31So, I've done a lot.
38:33So, when we start the debate of comedy,
38:35first of all, we have to know what is comedy.
38:38In some shows,
38:39if a girl is a girl,
38:42then,
38:42have you to wear a girl's clothes?
38:44I want to know that!
38:46Excuse me!
38:48I want to know that!
38:49Excuse me!
38:50Excuse me!
38:51You can avoid this topic?
38:55No, we cannot.
38:56Sorry.
38:57No, no, no.
38:59There will be such a church today.
39:01Today,
39:02because today,
39:02I forgot my blouse.
39:09I will see you in the next video.
39:11One minute.
39:13Hey, the lounge is here.
39:19Uncle, can you shut up?
39:21Uncle, Uncle.
39:22Uncle is your mom.
39:29foreign
39:30foreign
39:30foreign
39:30what happens, there is no gender of the person.
39:33That person can also become a girl,
39:35can also become a girl,
39:36can also become a generator,
39:38can also become something.
39:39A person can also become a white canvas
39:43from a white canvas,
39:44can also become something.
39:46You have said a lot of great things,
39:52otherwise I was going to say directly
39:54that I was going to make money for money.
39:59I am sorry to say,
40:05I am going to say,
40:06I am going to say,
40:11let me add, let me add,
40:13can you just shut up please,
40:14two minutes, two minutes.
40:16Can we just listen to me?
40:18Yes.
40:20Sunil Paal Ji ka kehna hai,
40:22that they don't like the girls in the show.
40:26Sunil Paal Ji,
40:28you have to call this again
40:29or change your opinion?
40:30I just want to say,
40:32I am from Naakpur,
40:33and Naakpur is the National Nation,
40:36and I am not being punished by the National Nation.
40:42But we don't have the National Nation,
40:44I have no idea.
40:48I am not aware of it.
40:48We are all here from the dark.
40:51I am not aware of it.
40:55You have no idea.
40:57You have no idea.
41:00There is no idea.
41:00No, no, no, no.
41:02No, no, no.
41:04No, no, no.
41:05You have no idea.
41:09One thing I have told you.
41:11If you are from Nagpur
41:12I have no idea.
41:13Why do you have vitamin C?
41:17Mr. Anbeer, what do you think?
41:20What are you saying?
41:21Say that, you can close the house and go home.
41:25I am sorry.
41:30I have never seen such a young kid.
41:34I have never seen such a young kid.
41:35I have never seen such a young boy.
41:36I never seen such a young kid.
41:50I support it. I'm a Gen Z in my mindset. So I'm fluid.
41:55First, tell me about Gen Z. I don't know how many years it is.
42:02Like Gen Z, it's Gen Z.
42:05Okay, you tell me, what do you say?
42:13Guys, you're 35 years old.
42:15Come here, come here.
42:18No, come here.
42:25Sir, I feel like a girl to become a girl.
42:31People just see that they're becoming a girl.
42:34But they don't see it behind them.
42:36Like now, Kiku sir and Krishna.
42:38Backstage, they took 35 minutes to become a girl.
42:42Archana ji took half an hour, right?
42:50This is also a girl.
42:52If you become a man, it will become a man.
42:56So once upon a time, Victor said,
43:01Laughter, I don't know who.
43:04But he just said that.
43:05And I heard it.
43:07Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:13I don't care what Victor said.
43:15But what I am sure to say, I care.
43:17Doesn't it.
43:18I do.
43:18I tell short-worthy comedy.
43:21Is it true?
43:23Thus in small- small things,
43:24Naughty-Naughty is often...
43:26Sometimes in Mr. German.
43:29Laughter...
43:30If someone is getting on to eat my servi,
43:31it's very cute.
43:33Laughter...
43:34For example, this is...
43:40Laughter...
43:41This is running.
43:44Laughter...
43:44Hi everytime..
43:45What is that?
43:45Tell me.
43:52I get it, I get it, yeah, I get this.
44:16I get it, yeah, I get it.
44:25I don't know if you can sleep in a flight, so I don't know.
44:36Okay, my personal question was, as you say, comedy galal, Sunil Pal.
44:43So, which comedy did you say that it's a galal?
44:48Tell me about what you said in this mouth.
44:53What did you say?
44:58Look, I want to say this.
45:01The comedy is comedy.
45:05And I want to say something.
45:08Sunil Kwaskarwala is better than that.
45:12That was also mine.
45:14That was also mine.
45:15I'm following them all for 15 years.
45:17I'm following them all.
45:18This is the first joke in which Archana is not us.
45:24Let's move on to the next topic.
45:49What's wrong with it?
45:51It's fart!
45:52It's fart!
45:53What's the problem?
45:54It's a natural possessed fart!
45:56No!
45:59No!
46:00I'll tell you something about it.
46:01No!
46:03No!
46:04No!
46:05No!
46:07No!
46:36Can I move to the next
46:37topic? Yes, yes, yes. Next topic is, we use words in comedy. Why? Because they don't have voice. Why? Why
46:59do we do that?
47:01Yes, yes, yes, yes.
47:06Yes, yes, yes.
47:35Yes, yes.
47:38Yes.
47:38I can give three hands.
47:40Who's the third?
47:41Look at this. One, two, three.
47:53This is airport. 800 rupees.
47:56Why do you have 800 omelette on the airport? The only one鸡 says that he has given the pilot.
48:06How much the鸡 is putting in the omelette?
48:10You can add a little bit of an omelette.
48:26What do you want to say about this?
48:33The nation wants to know.
48:35Give me a question, young man.
48:43Look, I want to say that
48:47the young man is getting the young man to listen to the young man.
48:51If you are getting the young man to listen to the young man,
48:55what should someone else be talking about?
48:58What should someone else be talking about?
48:58According to me, the young man is not a problem.
49:03Come here.
49:05You tell me something about this.
49:06I think it depends on how long the young man is standing from you.
49:13If he is standing in the face,
49:16you should not say anything.
49:16You should not say anything.
49:17But if it's too far,
49:20you can say it and run away.
49:22Correct.
49:23And then if you don't say the young man,
49:24you don't say the young man.
49:26And if you say the young man,
49:27you can say the young man.
49:29And if you say the young man,
49:29you can say the young man.
49:37This guy is so good.
49:44I want to ask you something.
49:46Your mind is like a cycle.
49:48Why are you talking to me?
49:51This is an example that I am giving.
49:53Okay.
49:53This is an example.
49:54It seems like a cycle.
49:56Big, big, big.
49:57You're like a baby.
49:59You're like a baby.
50:01You're like an athlete.
50:03You're like an athlete.
50:03This is all the examples.
50:04Examples.
50:05You're like a tree.
50:07So, all these examples,
50:09you're like this,
50:10you're like this,
50:10you're like this.
50:11Is that comedy?
50:40Is this the news?
50:56Is this the news?
51:10Is this the news?
51:21Is this the news?
51:40Is this the news?
51:43Is this the news?
51:44Is this the news?
51:45Is this the news?
52:36Is this the news?
52:55Is this the news?
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