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00:23It is the night, my body is weak, I'm on the run, no time to sleep.
00:30I've got to ride, ride like the wind, to be free again, and I've got such a long way to
00:39go, to make it to the border of Mexico, to my right, ride like the wind, ride like the wind,
00:49ride like the wind.
01:10Oh my God.
01:20Oh, my God.
01:42Fuck!
01:44OK.
01:46Shit.
01:50God, go back.
01:55Ah!
01:58Come on.
02:07That's cold.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:25Fuck!
02:30Oh, my God.
02:42Oh, shit.
03:18Oh, shit.
03:19Oh, shit.
03:21Oh, oh, oh.
03:35There we go.
03:43Okay.
04:13Oh, shit.
04:24Oh, shit.
04:28Oh, shit.
04:30Oh, shit.
04:31Oh, shit.
04:31Oh, shit.
04:39Oh, shit.
04:40Oh, shit.
04:58You want a cup of milk?
05:06Oh, sure.
05:22That's the best fucking milk I've ever had.
05:24It's Dahlia's.
05:28Thank you, Dahlia.
05:32We want to thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for giving us our daily bread and for giving us
05:36our trespasses.
05:38And Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose the
05:43pure evil that's poured across our border and poisoning our great nation, the United
05:47States of America.
05:49Amen.
05:52Amen.
05:53Amen.
05:54Let's eat.
05:55All right, pass the eggs.
05:59This is our address.
06:00Will you be sure to send your article when it's in the paper?
06:03Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
06:05Yeah.
06:06You're doing the Lord's work.
06:09Hope to see you again soon.
06:10Thank you so much.
06:10Good luck with everything.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Bye, guys.
06:13Bye.
06:13Bye.
06:14Bye.
06:15Wish you well.
06:17Safe travels.
06:19God bless.
06:20Bye.
06:27I just got my permit.
06:40God bless Ruby.
06:43I've never been on the internet.
06:45You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
06:50But I can't help but be curious.
06:53All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
07:00I tried spots with you in a heartbeat.
07:03Bye.
07:26You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
07:30I just might.
07:41Oh shit.
07:42Hey, my God.
07:43USA.
07:44Hey, USA, USA.
07:46USA.
07:48USA.
07:49USA.
07:50USA.
07:52USA.
07:52USA.
07:52USA.
07:53USA.
09:19Where's my car?
09:21I had to leave behind.
09:22I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
09:25A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
09:28Could I just get a raw cone, please?
09:30Yeah, for sure.
09:33You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
09:36Okay.
09:46Lori, hey. How are you?
09:48You owe me money.
09:49I know, yeah. I was going to pay you back.
09:51You were?
09:52Yeah, but then, you know, you moved.
09:55I don't really have, like, 10 grand right now.
09:57You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
09:59I don't?
10:00No. You did 46 months ago.
10:03And now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months
10:09means that you actually owe me, uh, $43,887,000.
10:17Uh, $43 million.
10:19I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
10:27And that is how I became a drug mule.
10:43Oh, there you go.
11:05Swallow.
11:06Um, I don't, I don't really think that's possible.
11:10Claro que sí.
11:12Disfruta.
11:25The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
11:45After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
12:10The danger of body packing is
12:12If a balloon breaks, you die.
12:20¿Cuánto hay ahí?
12:22Tal vez más de un kilo.
12:24Vamos a pescar, hermano.
12:39Hey, put your ass in the car.
12:41Okay?
12:41We gotta cross my three.
13:04Yo.
13:05Sorry.
13:06Don't, ma'am.
13:07I can only clench for so long.
13:09Yeah, I know.
13:10But you gotta keep that shit up there, all right?
13:11Breathe through it.
13:14Damn.
13:15Sorry.
13:15Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
13:18I'm good, thank you.
13:19No, gracias.
13:24Turn the engine off, please.
13:27Passports.
13:33What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
13:34Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
13:42Ruby Bennett?
13:44Me.
13:45Faye Valentine?
13:48You have fun?
13:49No.
13:50No.
14:29Welcome to America.
14:30Thank you, sir.
14:39Laura!
14:40Carla!
14:41She's about ready to blow.
14:42Get this strainer.
14:43It's in the dishwasher.
14:44My man.
14:45Come on, move.
14:48Hang in there.
14:49Hang in there.
14:50I got you.
14:51What the fuck are you doing?
14:52Just where are you going?
14:53I had an accident.
14:54You better get the buckets.
15:00And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Fenton is smuggled into the United States.
15:13After Fesco's house got raided, Lori left East Highland and went into business with her cousin Harley and his son
15:17Wayne.
15:20I'm not saying they're inbred, but I have my suspicions.
15:25Looks good, mate.
15:26Mr. Rue, you haven't been killed or caught yet.
15:31Praise the Lord!
15:34I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years.
15:36Somehow, ended up their number one mule.
15:39I guess we finally found something for that.
15:47You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
15:50Oh, I think Wayne likes you.
15:55You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
15:59Yeah, I don't know about that.
16:02He's been saving up.
16:03That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
16:08What's safe?
16:10The big one in his basement.
16:11He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
16:23What else does he have in that safe?
16:25Uh, I don't know.
16:27Important stuff.
16:28Where's the key?
16:30On his belt.
16:32What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
16:35No.
16:38I think I can figure that out.
16:41In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
17:05The city is crumbling.
17:07Crime is out of control.
17:08Somebody's got to do something.
17:10Yeah, totally.
17:11I decided to be a great actor.
17:13Ooh, up here on the right.
17:14Oh, okay.
17:17All right.
17:18Let's go.
17:19You stay in trouble.
17:20Yeah, will do.
17:20Bet we'll do.
17:23I wonder.
17:24Hey, babe.
17:25How are you?
17:32Yo, Howard.
17:32It's Bennett.
17:33Open up.
17:38Whee!
17:40How was Arizona?
17:41Um, yeah, no, no, it was great.
17:42Uh, just got to hang out with Gia, and she's doing good.
17:45She's, like, top of her class.
17:46So was I.
17:48I know.
17:49Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
17:52It always came with a lecture.
17:54What are your long-term goals?
17:56And since I couldn't be honest about what I've been up to,
17:58I'd be vague.
17:59Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
18:02You have to plan for the future,
18:03because pretty soon Uber drivers are going to be extinct.
18:06It's all going to be automated, like AI.
18:08They're not going to need people like you.
18:10Right.
18:15You know, I met these, uh,
18:17these Christians on a homestead in Texas.
18:19Christians in Texas?
18:20It was a drop-off, but, yeah, the Miller family.
18:23I can't stop thinking about them.
18:25It was, like, six kids,
18:27and they lived on a farm with, like, a bunch of animals,
18:30and no technology.
18:32No nothing.
18:33And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people
18:35I've ever met in my life.
18:37Because they're in a cult.
18:38Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
18:41Christianity?
18:42I just feel like if I grew up religious,
18:44maybe my life would be better.
18:46Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.
18:48Why?
18:50Because they're judgmental.
18:57You know, you really should call Fez.
19:00Yeah, I know.
19:02I feel guilty, but I just, I haven't had any time.
19:05I've been really busy.
19:06Oh, well, you're free today.
19:07This is rare.
19:08Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
19:11Oh, well, he misses you.
19:13Did he say that?
19:14Multiple times.
19:17I don't know.
19:18My hours and his hours don't really line up,
19:21so it's hard.
19:22I'll just, like, pick up the phone and call him.
19:24It's not like he's going anywhere.
19:26He's in prison for 30 years.
19:29Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.
19:35Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend.
19:38Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
19:41People underestimate the power of entertainment.
19:45What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.
19:51The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly, what we do at the ballot box.
19:58Okay?
19:59That means it's really important that we get 7-12 together.
20:04Lexi felt right at home.
20:06She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.
20:09This election is giving me so much anxiety.
20:13Unlike her sister, who was living in some right-wing suburban bubble.
20:30She's spent her free time trying to become TikTok famous.
20:35I do hope that doggie is for sale.
21:00So I go to work all day.
21:02I come home, and you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
21:06I'm just creating content.
21:08There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
21:10There are flies buzzing around.
21:12I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.
21:13Do not apologize, Juana.
21:15You work for the two of us.
21:16She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
21:18Well, she's good at both.
21:19I pay her to do one.
21:21Get to work.
21:21Cheers, Mr. Nate.
21:27How many times do we have to talk about this?
21:30I am in the real world making deals.
21:32If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.
21:35People make money doing this.
21:36Think about what you're saying.
21:37What you're actually saying.
21:39How much is that doggie in the window?
21:41Who's the doggie?
21:42I'm the doggie.
21:43So you're for sale.
21:44No.
21:45No, but what you're saying is you can buy me.
21:48It's just a funny video.
21:49Except you're not a doggie.
21:50You're a grown woman.
21:51So that makes you a what?
21:56A prostitute.
21:58No, I am not a prostitute.
22:00Then stop acting like you are.
22:02You are blowing this way out of proportion.
22:03I am growing my following.
22:05This brand might sponsor me.
22:06It's called monetization.
22:08Mm-hmm.
22:13Come.
22:22Just sit.
22:28You don't need to worry about money.
22:30I've got money.
22:31Why haven't we remodeled the living room?
22:34Or the kitchen or the master on suite?
22:36Oh, baby, we will.
22:38But right now I'm investing in myself.
22:40In the business.
22:42Oh, it takes money to make money.
22:45Then let me chip in.
22:46Oh.
22:53You've been a bad, bad dog.
22:57Mm.
22:59Wuff, wuff.
23:02Nate had taken over his dad's business.
23:05How about this?
23:06Just turn him on and pretend.
23:08Pretend to do what?
23:10Work.
23:11We've got to put on a shelf.
23:14All right, boss.
23:14But what he didn't realize
23:16is how fucking hard it is
23:18to build in Southern California.
23:20Their wedding was around the corner.
23:23And Cassie was dreaming big.
23:27Fuck.
23:40How's it going, man?
23:51How's it going?
23:52How's it going?
24:01Do you know how many baby boomers died today?
24:04No.
24:056,000.
24:06Jesus.
24:07Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
24:09You fast forward 10 years from now,
24:10it's a tidal wave of death.
24:12There's only two things certain in this life,
24:14and that's death and taxes.
24:16Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life
24:18transitional facility in California.
24:20We're going to offer dignity and care
24:22when these people need it most.
24:24You don't have to sell me.
24:25I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly
24:27before I invest in the second round.
24:28Smoothly?
24:29Yeah.
24:31Take a look at what we got going on here.
24:33These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
24:36Trust me, Kurt.
24:36We're going to make a killing.
24:38If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could
24:39and could not post on social media,
24:41I'd castrate him.
24:43He just doesn't get the online world.
24:45And people make so much money using it.
24:46I don't want to have to fight
24:48about the prices of floral arrangements
24:49or a wedding cake or ice luges.
24:51I don't think you can make money that fast.
24:52I mean, you can't on OnlyFans.
24:54Isn't that porn?
24:56See, I used to think the same thing,
24:57but I started reading,
24:59and it's actually the biggest misconception.
25:01I mean, the platforms used to sell content,
25:02communicate, I'd be the one in charge.
25:05Wait, are you really considering this?
25:06I mean, I wasn't.
25:07Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
25:10So what would you be posting?
25:12I don't know.
25:13Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
25:16So why would people pay for it?
25:18To form a deeper connection with me.
25:20Like, imagine all the unhappy men in the world
25:23for just $50.
25:25They could get a personalized pic and text from me
25:27saying,
25:28good morning, handsome.
25:29Thinking about you today.
25:32That's it?
25:33People just want to feel special.
25:39Well, good luck with Nate.
25:43Don't underestimate me.
25:58Hey, Kelly.
25:59Hey.
26:06Are you seeing anyone?
26:09No.
26:12You?
26:13Nah.
26:15You hear about Jules?
26:17No.
26:19Don't tell her I told you,
26:21but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
26:23A sugar baby?
26:25A hooker.
26:26But there's a difference, right?
26:27Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
26:29That's like carrying a chef who doesn't cook.
26:31You ready?
26:32Maddie worked in management,
26:33representing influencers and a few actors,
26:36including Dylan Reed.
26:42The heartthrob of Ellie Knight.
26:47And action!
26:59You're drunk.
27:00How does that to build up the courage?
27:06Cut.
27:07Cut it!
27:08Gorgeous.
27:11What if he kisses her and then says the line?
27:13The kiss is the button.
27:16Let's try it.
27:19Spinner, kiss her, then the line.
27:21Okay.
27:22And action!
27:27You're drunk.
27:30I just have to build up the courage.
27:35Good note.
27:36And cut!
27:37That's a cut?
27:38Where's my iced tea?
27:39That was the day.
27:40Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
27:42Hey, Lisa.
27:44Hey, Lisa.
28:00Maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
28:02Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
28:08Spencer's office.
28:09This is Maddie's meeting.
28:11Hi.
28:12Yeah, please move.
28:13I have Annie on line, too.
28:15I'll take it.
28:18Darling, how are you?
28:20How's Guatemala?
28:20I was just about to call you.
28:27She had good relationships with the town.
28:30I want to have to stay at this thing.
28:31Stop pouting.
28:31You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
28:33Do I have to stay for the whole thing?
28:34Give me a fucking break.
28:36I'm not.
28:38I'm not.
28:38A manager takes 10% of everything.
28:43Five grand for the night.
28:47Good money.
28:49If you're Maddie's boss.
28:52Thank you, Ms. Masha.
28:54The first step I get, right?
28:56I'm powerless over my addiction.
28:57My life's manageable.
28:58Fine.
28:59Step two.
29:00Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
29:02Fine.
29:02I get it.
29:03But step three, I just...
29:07That's hard.
29:08Why?
29:10Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
29:13Easy.
29:13You believe in something greater than yourself.
29:15That something is God.
29:16God is good.
29:17That is that.
29:17You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?
29:20Yeah.
29:21But I did meet this family, and they're super religious and just, like, so happy.
29:27And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
29:29Oh, religious people are happier.
29:30That's a fact.
29:31Okay, so what do I do?
29:32Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
29:34That'll be a start.
29:34Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
29:36Like what?
29:37Ali, I like girls.
29:38What's that have to do with anything?
29:40Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
29:42That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
29:44What, so 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
29:46Okay, look, you're talking about the Israelites.
29:48They were on the run.
29:48That was the main thing, all right?
29:49It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
29:51So being gay is a distraction.
29:52If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, that's a distraction.
29:54Ain't no time for sex.
29:55Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
29:58They didn't want men fucking men, all right?
30:00Okay.
30:00They didn't say nothing about women.
30:03Hold on, it kind of makes sense, though, because the men had to focus back then, all right?
30:06The survival of the people was this thing.
30:07Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just kill.
30:10Oh, my God, what are you writing?
30:11A romance novel?
30:12It says men who lay with men.
30:14You're talking about butt sex.
30:16Yo.
30:17I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
30:20Stop.
30:21Dude.
30:22Okay.
30:23This is before the invention of soap, germ theory, antibiotic.
30:26Okay, okay.
30:27You gotta have ground rules, Rue.
30:29I get it.
30:29Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
30:33What about this?
30:33What about that?
30:34All kinds of mistranslations, you know, just taking everything out of context.
30:37You either have faith or you don't have faith.
30:39Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
30:44Okay, I'm sold.
30:45I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm going to read the Bible, okay?
30:49And when I do, I'm going to read every word as absolute fact.
30:53God damn, you ain't got to be so extreme about it.
30:54No, no, no, Ali, you said it yourself.
30:56Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
30:58So I'm choosing to believe.
31:03The miracles have begun.
31:05Amen.
31:06Hallelujah.
31:10All right.
31:17The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
31:23In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
31:27The earth was about form and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep.
31:33And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.
31:38Then God said, let there be light.
31:46And there was light.
31:51Hello?
31:52You're a retard.
31:53Lori needs you.
31:54Uh, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
32:00Hey.
32:02Hey.
32:02Hey.
32:36I'm going to need you to drop off there.
32:37I guess it's a real piece of shit.
32:39Me?
32:40Me?
32:40Really?
32:41Yeah, you.
32:41Are you sure?
32:42Mm-hmm.
32:43Hey.
32:43Yeah, and he's a big virus.
32:45He'll fuck it up.
32:48I'm making a chicken dinner.
32:50You know, for Faye.
32:51You know, just the two of us.
32:52Right.
32:53How nice to eat.
32:54Yeah.
32:56Faye, hurry the fuck up!
33:05Ta-da!
33:07Good job.
33:11Good job.
33:12Good job.
33:16Good job.
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33:20Good job.
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33:25Good job.
33:25Good job.
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33:26Good job.
33:27Good job.
33:28Good job.
33:29Good job.
34:24What the fuck?
34:36Hey man, uh, Alamo?
34:50Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
34:54Inside, upstairs.
34:55Take a right, then a left.
34:58Okay.
35:00Don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
35:03Yeah, yeah, for sure.
35:10Yeah.
35:17Yeah.
35:20Yeah.
35:21Yeah.
35:22Yeah.
35:24Yeah.
35:26Yeah.
35:27Yeah.
35:27Yeah.
35:27Yeah.
35:29Yeah.
35:30Yeah.
35:47Yeah.
35:50Yeah.
36:02Yeah.
36:03Yeah.
36:04Yeah.
36:05Yeah.
36:05Yeah.
36:05Yeah.
36:08Yeah.
36:25Yeah.
36:35Yeah.
36:38Yeah.
36:40Yeah.
36:40No problem.
36:41Thank you so much.
36:42Yeah.
36:51I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
36:53Oh, yeah?
36:54It's a little bit difficult.
36:57Well, if it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
37:02You think so?
37:03Hell yeah.
37:04All right.
37:05There you go.
37:06No problem.
37:06No problem.
37:07All right.
37:08So, how do you know Elmo?
37:14Markle!
37:15Markle!
37:16Markle!
37:18Markle!
37:46Let's go, let's go!
37:49Gonna keep moving
37:51Gonna put it down
37:53I'm gonna want
37:55I'm gonna get down
37:57There's a lot of people
37:59Don't try
38:00Don't try
38:03You're back!
38:05Missy!
38:09She works for Lori
38:20You walk up into my house
38:22Dance with my girls
38:24And you don't even introduce yourself
38:26I'm so sorry
38:31That's mighty disrespectful, little lady
38:33Got that new badge, babe
38:40This'll hit the spot
38:49I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown
38:52For a reason
38:53This is my little slice of heaven
38:55Yeah, well, some of these girls
38:58Demons
38:59Ask as I hand select them
39:01Oh yeah? What business are you in?
39:04What business are you in?
39:04What business are you in?
39:06No, I'm just curious
39:11I collect the most sought after resource on God's green earth
39:16More valuable than gold, oil, uranium combined
39:22I'm in the business of pussy
39:25No shit, my men
39:27Hell yeah
39:31See, I done peeped it from a young age now
39:34I seen it
39:35Pussy
39:37That thing between your legs
39:39Got a Mr. Powell
39:40So I figured I'd stand me right by some pussy
39:43With my cash register
39:46Ka-ching
39:47Ka-ching
39:50Got a motherfucking chair
39:51Yeah
39:53Aw man, well I came to the right fucking house then
39:55That's right
39:56I'm the motherfucking king of pussy
39:59I own and operate five of the dirtiest
40:02It's the delectable strip clubs in the state of California
40:04Fully nude
40:05And always lewd
40:07Ain't that right, B?
40:10Yes
40:11Okay
40:11I'm just gonna like lay my cards out on the table here
40:15That's like my dream job
40:17Oh
40:17What?
40:19You wanna be a hug?
40:20No man, no, no, no
40:21I mean like
40:22Helping out in a club, you know
40:25Like troubleshooting
40:30I'm troublemaking
40:31Ain't a little bit of both
40:32I see you
40:33You a gay one, huh?
40:39I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
40:42What?
40:43You see me?
40:44We got a freak up in here
40:47I'm begging you
40:48Hire me
40:49Come on, man
40:50Please
40:51Don't you worry for that cracker, Laura?
40:53Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world
40:57Well, little lady
40:59That's the beauty of this country we call America
41:04Anyone can reinvent themselves
41:07That's right, baby
41:08That's right
41:09That's right
41:10That's right
41:11Yo daddy
41:13Is he always like this?
41:14Look away
41:14Oh
41:16Okay
41:48How's it fit?
41:51It's good
41:51Great
41:56Are you happy?
41:59Yeah
42:00Good
42:04So, um
42:05Can we talk about the wedding?
42:09What part?
42:12Florals?
42:13Jesus Christ
42:15So I have an idea
42:16I'm not spending fifty thousand dollars
42:18On floral arrangements
42:19Will you just listen?
42:20Two thousand dollars
42:21I understand
42:21Five thousand, fine
42:23About fifty thousand dollars
42:24On something that's gonna die
42:26In a couple of days
42:28That's insane
42:29Well
42:31I might have a solution
42:34Is it less flowers?
42:36No
42:36Is it less money?
42:39No
42:40Then there's no discussion
42:45What if I paid for the flowers?
42:50You don't have any money
42:52I can
42:54Make it
42:55Doing what?
42:58So
42:59I've kind of actually been doing some research
43:02And
43:03There is a way
43:05To make
43:07A lot of money really fast
43:09How?
43:12Only fans
43:19The
43:19The porn website
43:20See, no
43:21That's a common misconception
43:22About the platform
43:23You actually just
43:24You wanna do porn?
43:26Well if you would just
43:27Let me finish
43:28It's really fascinating
43:29You wanna sell your body
43:31For floral arrangements?
43:34I will if I have to
43:40Absolutely not
43:42No
43:44Well then we have a really big problem
43:47Cause
43:49I didn't wait my entire life
43:50To have a ghetto wedding
43:52So
43:54So what
43:55What are you trying to say?
43:56That
43:57Maybe we
43:59Shouldn't have a wedding
44:00If
44:00You can't afford
44:02A wedding
44:06I'm treading water right now
44:08I can't move forward with Sun Settlers
44:10Till I get the fucking environmental survey
44:12I got interest rates
44:13The regulations
44:14The planning and zoning commissions
44:15Trying to fuck me in the ass
44:16And Kurt
44:17Well, Kurt's not sure
44:19If now's the right time to invest
44:21Then maybe it's not the
44:22Right time to get married
44:24Baby
44:25Baby, I'm trying to give you
44:26Everything that you want
44:27It doesn't feel that way
44:29I just
44:29I just need to get to the starting line
44:33The starting line?
44:34What about the finish line?
44:35It's in view
44:36It is in view
44:37We are so close
44:37We're so close
44:41This is gonna be our moment
44:42My moment is
44:43Walking down that aisle
44:45Surrounded by my friends
44:47Family
44:48And $50,000 worth of flowers
45:09What kind of pictures are we talking about?
45:12Pretty ones
45:28You promised me
45:30You're not gonna show those
45:32And your pretty face
45:32At the same time
45:38Tish?
45:45Tish?
45:50Tish?
45:51Tish?
45:51Tish?
45:52Tish?
45:55Tish?
45:57Tish?
46:02Tish?
46:03Tish?
46:03She sent you?
46:04Sabotage my shit?
46:06Is that what she did?
46:07She put your ass up to this?
46:08I swear to God, I just, I gave you what they gave me.
46:10I didn't pack it.
46:11I didn't open it.
46:11I had no idea.
46:14I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I stay here?
46:17You tell me.
46:19It's gonna sound fucking stupid now, but I just, when we were talking, I thought that,
46:26I don't know, maybe you thought about us together.
46:31Yeah?
46:31Yeah.
46:32I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
46:34She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls and, like, packing my intestines
46:38and going across the border.
46:39It's fucking hell on earth.
46:40And it's over some shit I did in high school.
46:42Wait, did she just say fucking high school?
46:44Nigga, she talking about high school.
46:46Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school, and then, like, my mom found it, and she flushed
46:50it down the toilet.
46:51I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously, because I should have hit it better, but the
46:54point is, Lori came back, and she said that I owed her $100,000, and I have been paying for
46:57that single fucking mistake ever since.
47:01So.
47:03You know, when you started talking about how, in America, you can reinvent yourself,
47:06I thought, I don't know, maybe this is God.
47:11Maybe this is the hand of God at work, you know, giving me something to look forward to,
47:16or, like, some kind of hope that one day I could, you know, I could also have my own little
47:26size of heaven.
47:30So you believe in God?
47:34Yes, sir.
47:39Well, let's see if he believes in you.
48:22If I were you, I'd stay real still.
48:55I'd stay real still.
49:26I'd stay real still.
49:27And if that's not loving me, then all I gotta say...
49:38I'd stay real still.
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