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00:00:29Oh, my God.
00:01:06Oh, my God.
00:01:58Oh, my God.
00:02:00Oh, my God.
00:02:30Oh, my God.
00:03:00Oh, my God.
00:03:30Oh, my God.
00:04:00Oh, my God.
00:04:30Oh, my God.
00:05:24Oh, my God.
00:05:53Oh, my God.
00:05:56Oh, my God.
00:06:22All the roads were closed because of that damn quake.
00:06:25I had to detour in two minutes.
00:06:30Just put the catheter back in yourself today.
00:06:32Hey, is there anything else I can help you?
00:06:56That's two days in a row, that's two days in a row.
00:07:05Hey.
00:07:08Hey.
00:07:09Oh, my God.
00:07:12I don't know.
00:07:49I don't know.
00:08:24I don't know.
00:09:00I don't know.
00:09:17Hey, Dr. Cochran, how long has it been, a year?
00:09:21Yes, Mayor, it's nice to see you again, although I wish it were under better circumstances.
00:09:26How so?
00:09:27Well, during last night's earthquake, there was an additional disturbance downtown.
00:09:34A disturbance? Enlighten me.
00:09:37Have you seen the rumors on social media?
00:09:41You know, I've been really very, very busy with the opening of this theme park, so I haven't checked my
00:09:46social media Facebook lately. Why? What's up?
00:09:49Several outlets are reporting a large bird sighted exiting the opening down on Sunset Boulevard, and I...
00:09:57A bird? A large bird? Like, what, an ostrich? An enu?
00:10:03There's a video that's gone viral online. I'll send you the link after this call, but it appears to be
00:10:08something prehistoric. A dinosaur, maybe. A raptor of some sort.
00:10:15A what?
00:10:16We've been studying some traces of DNA left in the rubble since early this morning, and so far, it's our
00:10:23only explanation.
00:10:25Mayor, I've actually called to suggest that perhaps you postpone the grand opening of the park this afternoon until proper
00:10:32authorities can get a handle on what's going on.
00:10:36I have a bad feeling about this.
00:10:39No, no, no, no, no. Listen, I cannot do that. I have pulled too many favors in, pulled too many
00:10:45strings to stop this now. No, it has to go on. And besides, think about this. It's probably fake news.
00:10:52There's fake news everywhere. It's probably some young YouTuber looking for some internet fame.
00:10:57I'm not so sure that's the case. Here, I'll let you go so I can send you the link. You
00:11:02really need to see it to believe it.
00:11:06All right, send it on over. And, uh, oh, by the way, Cynthia and I missed you at the Halloween
00:11:10party. You guys always have the best masks.
00:11:13Sorry about that. I was a little tied up. But I'll be there next year as long as Father makes
00:11:18it back from the factory in time.
00:11:21Excuses, excuses. It's okay. It's nice seeing your pretty face.
00:11:25Myers, I hope you decide to take this seriously. You can't afford any more casualties after the disaster last night.
00:11:35You can count on it.
00:11:55Jesus Christ!
00:11:57Jesus Christ!
00:11:58Jesus Christ!
00:11:59Jesus Christ!
00:12:25Jesus Christ!
00:12:26Jesus Christ!
00:12:33Gordon!
00:12:35Come on, Gordon! Where are you, you little scamper?
00:12:39Gordon, you know you're not supposed to run off without Daddy!
00:12:43Gordon!
00:12:44Come on, you little scamper! Come on, Gordon!
00:12:48Gordon, come on!
00:12:58Gordon, I just heard on the news there's a gigantic dinosaur, and you know what?
00:13:01It's going to eat you, so come on.
00:13:03Come to Mama.
00:13:04Come on, Gordon.
00:13:05You don't want to get me.
00:13:08Gordon, come on.
00:13:10Come on, please.
00:13:10I'm coming.
00:13:11I heard there's a scary dinosaur.
00:13:13I heard there's a scary dinosaur.
00:13:15I heard there's a scary dinosaur.
00:13:15I heard there's a scary dinosaur.
00:13:17Come on.
00:13:32Gordon, run for your life, Gordon.
00:13:34Gordon, run.
00:13:36Gordon, run for your life.
00:13:40Gordon, run for your life.
00:13:48Hi.
00:13:49Yes.
00:13:49Yes.
00:13:504.30 this afternoon.
00:13:51Yep.
00:13:52That shouldn't be a problem.
00:13:53Yeah.
00:13:53Okay.
00:13:57I'm so sorry.
00:13:58Yes.
00:13:594.30 this afternoon.
00:14:01Okay.
00:14:01Thank you so much.
00:14:02See you then.
00:14:03I'm so sorry.
00:14:19Okay.
00:14:32Oh, come on!
00:14:46What's wrong now?
00:14:57Whoa!
00:14:59What the hell was that?
00:15:10Oh, come on!
00:15:11Oh, come on!
00:15:56Oh, come on!
00:15:59Oh, come on!
00:16:15Oh, come on!
00:16:48Oh, come on!
00:17:01Hello?
00:17:03Yes, Mayor, I'm seeing it now.
00:17:07Yeah, it's right down the street.
00:17:08I'm on it now.
00:17:20Given that calls are now flooding in across our viewing area, police and emergency management
00:17:25officials are urging everyone to remain calm and to heed all warnings and instructions
00:17:30as they try to grapple with this never-before-seen monstrous situation.
00:17:37Now, let's head to the scene with our own location team for this graphic eyewitness account of
00:17:42the latest casualty.
00:17:45It's some of the craziest stuff I've ever seen in my entire life.
00:17:49All right?
00:17:49I'm walking down the street.
00:17:50I see a guy.
00:17:51He is burnt to an absolute crisp.
00:17:53I figure maybe he got mixed up with some bath salts or blew up in a meth lab or something,
00:17:57whatever these kids are doing nowadays.
00:17:59But to top things off, I go around the corner and a frickin' dinosaur comes up out of the ground.
00:18:05A dinosaur!
00:18:06I know it was a dinosaur.
00:18:08I know for a fact it was a dinosaur.
00:18:09It was nothing else.
00:18:10It couldn't have been...
00:18:11It was a dinosaur.
00:18:12It's end times, my friend.
00:18:14End times.
00:18:15You better get right with God.
00:18:18Thank you for that report.
00:18:20The chick from the movie when she takes her top off, it looks like her boobs would flap in the
00:18:24wind
00:18:25if she were driving topless.
00:18:27Really bad.
00:18:28I'm talking about the sandbag tits.
00:18:30Oh, the pregnant dog tits.
00:18:31That's what you're thinking about.
00:18:32Oh.
00:18:33Except for that part.
00:18:35Anyway, so like...
00:18:36Why are we going here?
00:18:38Like...
00:18:39We're walking into a death trap.
00:18:41I've read so many reports about the Quakersaurus and...
00:18:44Yeah.
00:18:46Why am I even here?
00:18:47This is bullshit.
00:18:48I mean...
00:18:49Can you believe in a fucking dinosaur?
00:18:52Better safe than sorry, dude.
00:18:53I've read like six or seven different reports.
00:18:56Like from reputable sources.
00:18:57Oh, reputable sources, huh?
00:18:59Look at me.
00:19:00I know everything.
00:19:00Like, you know what?
00:19:02Fake fucking news.
00:19:04You're fake news.
00:19:07We're not going.
00:19:08Well, I mean...
00:19:08I don't know.
00:19:09Pfft.
00:19:11I do want to punch it out.
00:19:13And your prison.
00:19:15Those are delicious things.
00:19:17There's nothing to be worried about, I assure you.
00:19:20Come on.
00:19:20What's a couple of car accidents and a few damaged buildings anyway?
00:19:24The park is miles from downtown.
00:19:26I assure you it's going to be fine.
00:19:28One, two.
00:19:35Hold on.
00:19:45Put your on the suffering a little from there!
00:19:47Put your off the
00:19:47Dun, two, three...
00:27:45Dr. Roland, you're one of them like two.
00:27:49Take a look at this.
00:27:54Oh my God.
00:27:57What could have done something like that?
00:28:01Some like this said it was a large bird.
00:28:04Others said it was a dinosaur.
00:28:07Oh what?
00:28:07What?
00:28:10Listen, I have to go to my father's house.
00:28:14We have to warn him.
00:28:15You can't open the park.
00:28:16You can't open the park up today.
00:28:17Well, let me go with you.
00:28:19Trina just got here so I can take my lunch now.
00:28:21Let's go.
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:40Hey, it's me.
00:29:00Let's go.
00:29:12Let's go.
00:29:15Let's go.
00:29:17Let's go.
00:29:19Let's go.
00:29:22Let's go.
00:29:24Let's go.
00:29:25Let's go.
00:29:26Let's go.
00:29:48Let's go.
00:29:50She was found down at the Taste and Gender bar.
00:29:55Out in the parking lot.
00:29:58Her body is all burned up.
00:30:00Well, is she going to be okay?
00:30:02Where have they taken her?
00:30:05She...
00:30:07She didn't make it.
00:30:10Get out of my office!
00:30:13Oh my God.
00:30:14Cynthia.
00:30:15Cynthia!
00:34:02Fake news.
00:34:04Now get out of my way or you make me late.
00:34:07It's not fake news.
00:34:09The mayor is dead.
00:34:11It's all over TV.
00:34:13Now listen to me.
00:34:15Now listen to me, boy.
00:34:17You're that little tramp I'm going to stop today from happening.
00:34:21I spent too much for this to fall apart now.
00:34:23So get out of my way.
00:34:26So get out of my way.
00:34:27So get out of my way.
00:34:27Father, I said get out of my way.
00:34:30You're just like your mother.
00:34:32Always middling in my business.
00:34:35I finally have something where I'm proud of.
00:34:38And nobody, no one's going to take it away from me.
00:34:43No one.
00:34:51Well now what do we do?
00:34:59We save ourselves.
00:36:07Oh my, oh my god!
00:36:12Oh my fucking god!
00:36:25I'm not afraid.
00:36:26Oh my god!
00:36:56Good morning, folks.
00:36:58Once again, Dick Steele is on the case.
00:37:00There have been reports of a possible cryptid sighting underneath this overpass.
00:37:11I'm traversing along this irrigation duct here to see if we can capture this critter to help
00:37:21make the world a better place.
00:37:25Let's get some cryptid.
00:37:29Dick Steele checking back in.
00:37:32I can see a lot of you guys are watching this feed.
00:37:36There's definitely something down here.
00:37:39I can smell it.
00:37:43I think I'm getting close to his lair.
00:38:06It's unbelievable that people can be living their lives all around us and not realize what lies
00:38:13right in front of your face right in front of your face.
00:38:16I knew it.
00:38:21That's his lair.
00:38:28As we get closer to his lair, all around us, we can see evidence.
00:38:35That's the fallen detritus of the cryptid living right under our noses.
00:38:46He's made a nice little nest for himself out here.
00:38:51Well, well, well, well, you might just have an ambush for me.
00:39:03All right, not this one, but we're almost there.
00:39:10All right, we're approaching the reported lair of the beast.
00:39:18Looks like he caught that drunken gambler of the beast.
00:39:34You're watching it live, folks.
00:39:38As we approach to the air of the beast.
00:39:44Your discretion may be advised.
00:39:51All right, you son of a bitch.
00:39:55Coming in.
00:40:20Small bones leave the floor everywhere.
00:40:27Any minute
00:40:30It's in the corner
00:40:31And make it
00:40:32Oh shit
00:40:34Well folks
00:40:37There's not a cryptid alive that can
00:40:39Withstand Dick's deal
00:40:42However
00:40:43In this case it appears to be
00:40:45A mistaken identity
00:40:49Although the lair
00:40:51Bore all the signs
00:40:53It does appear
00:40:56Not to have been much of a cryptid after all
00:41:01However I still defeated
00:41:03The owl beast
00:41:06And
00:41:08We'll keep you posted
00:41:09On the next one
00:41:18Oh jeez
00:41:19I figured I'd find
00:41:22It here
00:41:25Listen if you're here just to rub my nose in it
00:41:27You can get the hell out of here
00:41:28I got enough of that trolling on the internet
00:41:31All those idiots
00:41:32Sitting in their mother's basements
00:41:34On their computer chairs
00:41:36With nothing better to do
00:41:37Just out there spreading hate
00:41:38Talking shit about people
00:41:40That they barely know
00:41:41Because it's so much easier
00:41:42Because it's so much easier just to
00:41:42Be angry and make noise
00:41:45And get drunk with a bunch of other drunk idiots
00:41:47Talking crap
00:41:48Rather than actually being out there
00:41:49Creating
00:41:50Making the world a better place
00:41:52Making real content
00:41:53Real shit that sells
00:41:55My shit's distributed
00:41:56Hey I'm not judging
00:42:00In fact I
00:42:01Respect what you do
00:42:03But
00:42:05I have an offer that you might want to hear
00:42:09I'm not going anywhere right now
00:42:12I'm listening
00:42:13How about
00:42:15A real job
00:42:18Hunting and
00:42:19Killing this
00:42:20So-called
00:42:21Quakersaurus
00:42:24Come on man
00:42:25Listen
00:42:27I'm good at what I do
00:42:29Real good
00:42:30But I'm not insane
00:42:32That thing has already destroyed
00:42:33Half of downtown
00:42:35It's total chaos down there
00:42:38Besides
00:42:41What's in it for me
00:42:43Oh
00:42:45I'll
00:42:45I'll post your bail
00:42:46Come on man
00:42:48The way things are going right now
00:42:49They'll have me out of here in 24 hours
00:42:52They got much bigger problems on their hands
00:42:54And I'll talk to my sister
00:42:57Your sister?
00:43:00You would do that
00:43:00For me?
00:43:02Well I can't promise that
00:43:04She'll actually want to talk to you
00:43:05But
00:43:07But yeah
00:43:07I'll do my best
00:43:09Can't miss a second chance
00:43:11After
00:43:13After all things ended last time
00:43:17Alright
00:43:18Come here
00:43:19Get me out of here
00:43:22I'm on it
00:43:25I just moved here from Alabama
00:43:27And I ain't ever seen anything like this in my life
00:43:29I was uh
00:43:30Oh my god
00:43:31Walking down the road
00:43:32Far
00:43:32Next thing you know
00:43:33I see a guy who barked here
00:43:34The burner and a french fry
00:43:36And
00:43:43Oh my god
00:43:45I got scared
00:43:45I got scared
00:43:45It's a bad car
00:43:46Just like that
00:43:47Next thing you know
00:43:48I see this damn dinosaur coming up out the ground
00:43:51And uh
00:43:52I don't know man
00:43:53It's like my meme always said
00:43:54It's end times buddy
00:43:55It's end times
00:43:57And this proves it
00:44:21Dick Steele checking in, ready for another day of training.
00:44:28You know, when you're facing cryptids out there, you never know what you're going to face.
00:44:32A lot of folks don't want to keep all their secrets to themselves.
00:44:38What about this, Dick?
00:44:41I'm going to share my knowledge.
00:44:46Hopefully, you never have to use it.
00:44:48But if you do,
00:44:52just know that it was a little bit of steel that made you stronger.
00:45:23All right, folks, Dick Steele checking in again.
00:45:26Now, when you're out there fighting cryptids, sometimes you need special weapons and special techniques.
00:45:32That's why today, I'm demonstrating this innocuous toll war that I got from an Afghanistan witch.
00:45:40This blade is incredibly deadly.
00:45:42As you can see, it's inscribed with the supposed magical wounds.
00:45:47When you go up against a big foot, you need a weapon like this in order to defend yourself adequately.
00:45:53As standard, mundane weapons will not suffice.
00:45:57You're in it.
00:45:58Oh, man.
00:46:02How fancy?
00:46:06How nice?
00:46:13How can you do that?
00:46:15Where do you think it might be?
00:46:16Where ultimately spawned a gun
00:46:24or wherever it is?
00:46:58Another lesson for today is that when you're hunting for cryptids, such as those less substantial
00:47:06and more ethereal creatures, you have to train the mind and the soul, as well as the
00:47:12body.
00:47:13Meditation can be a great way to achieve those goals.
00:47:17Center your mind and expand your consciousness, and you will capture your foes.
00:47:49Center your mind and expand your mind and expand your ability to regroup the community.
00:48:22Dick Steele
00:48:24Another important thing to think about when you're using or fighting cryptids is, how are you going to fight if
00:48:30you're blinded? What are you going to do if it's in complete darkness or if something has taken your senses
00:48:35from? You have to train the way we might fight.
00:49:21Keep that in mind.
00:49:22Keep that in mind.
00:49:52about what kind of weapons you need to defeat different kinds of cryptids sometimes a trusty
00:49:59old firearm is simply not going to cut it some of these cryptids require more traditional methods
00:50:06such as cold hard steel sometimes something forged from damascus steel is required in order to pierce
00:50:15through not just the protective upper platings but also sometimes any other sort of defenses they
00:50:22might have at a distance you might need something like a tried and truly curved bow
00:50:29you might need an enchanted eunachian war tool
00:50:40there's something to be said for good old-fashioned flail made by a man
00:50:48now this bad boy i don't want to talk about this one i want to hurt
00:50:57another type of uh flail or a mace sometimes is useful
00:51:04other types of critters they need a little bit more of an engine on approach
00:51:11now if you've got some personal
00:51:15you might need the old you know barine
00:51:21or maybe you remember uh vega from uh street fighter t this is the original that he was modeled on
00:51:28here
00:51:34so on top of that we've got a few other things here
00:51:39this is from the sultan of bhutan that took his life
00:51:57i'm not sure i can get away with showing this one to you guys
00:52:00where the push blade in the league of assassins
00:52:22if you've got a variety of different critters you got to face sometimes a matched set is useful
00:52:35sometimes a poison blade is going to be what you need
00:52:45sometimes nothing beats they go a little fashion
00:52:50listen i got boxes more of this stuff but uh i think that'll hold you guys off for today
00:52:56dick steel signing off
00:53:20hey folks dick steel here another tip for you today
00:53:25is to make sure that when you're out there hunting cryptids you're not only supplementing
00:53:30your body and your mind but you're also making sure that you take your supplements with nutrition
00:53:38now this here i got from an old man a source in chinatown and it's supposed to give you more
00:53:45vitality and these things are pretty potent apparently
00:53:54it'll give you a little extra pep in your step if you know what i'm talking about
00:53:58not that dick steel needs that all right let's try this
00:54:10oh my oh oh
00:54:18uh that does something uh dick steel signing off
00:54:37get a load of my hot leg flaming fuck
00:54:42oh
00:54:42oh
00:54:42oh
00:54:43oh
00:54:43oh
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