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00:00:25Breaking news, actor Jason Biggs
00:00:27of American Pie fame was found dead
00:00:29in his Wind River home.
00:00:31The event brings this year's celebrity death toll to 27
00:00:33after Pope Francis' heart explosion
00:00:36last week. His estate wants
00:00:37to remind the world that Jason Biggs was
00:00:39a good guy, and we should all be very
00:00:41very sad. Authorities aren't
00:00:43ruling out foul play.
00:01:06Get fucked, Biggs!
00:01:12I heard, I heard
00:01:14the old man say
00:01:18Today, today's a holiday
00:01:22Chonka-naka-naka-tura-yay
00:01:26To-ra-yay
00:01:28To-ra-yay
00:01:35Chonka-naka-naka-tura-yay
00:01:57We'll work tomorrow but not today
00:02:00Chonka-naka-naka-tura-yay
00:02:02We'll work tomorrow but not today
00:02:04Chonka-naka-naka-tura-yay
00:02:07To-ra-yay
00:02:09To-ra-yay
00:02:12To-ra-yay
00:02:13Chonka-naka-naka-tura-yay
00:02:17We'll bow the way from Briscoe
00:02:19Chonka-naka-naka-tura-yay
00:02:21We'll bow the way at the break of hay
00:02:24Chonka-naka-naka-tura-yay
00:02:26To-ra-yay
00:02:28To-ra-yay
00:02:30To-ra-yay
00:02:34John, you're not going to ask us who I am.
00:03:13So, 35? We have a deal?
00:03:17Okay, you got me. 25. Drive a hard bargain.
00:03:21Yeah, Luke, how much for this?
00:03:23Oh, for you, Jake?
00:03:25Absolutely free. Take it. It's yours.
00:03:29No kidding?
00:03:30No kidding.
00:03:31You know, a toaster like this would probably get you $27.
00:03:35I doubt that.
00:03:38It's a very nice thing.
00:03:41I think I'll put it on my desk next to my computer.
00:03:45I came by to give you a little going away advice.
00:03:49You need to change the password on your Wi-Fi
00:03:53in the majority of your streaming accounts.
00:03:56What do you mean?
00:03:57Type in some extra numbers or some big letters.
00:04:00Those go a long way.
00:04:02Jake, are you saying you've been using my Wi-Fi?
00:04:04Is that why Google keeps recommending different ketamine clinics?
00:04:07I'm just saying I don't want people in your new building
00:04:10to take advantage of you the way some people
00:04:14might have been taking advantage of you here.
00:04:16Thanks, Jake.
00:04:17You're a good guy, Luke.
00:04:20You deserve better.
00:04:21Okay.
00:04:23Oh, hey, Janet.
00:04:25Respectfully, Janet, I really think that we should just try it my way.
00:04:28We're really going to miss you around here, Luke.
00:04:30And not just your Wi-Fi and your streaming services.
00:04:32You look like family.
00:04:34Were my passwords that easy to figure out?
00:04:36Where are you headed now?
00:04:38Ottawa, Canada. Watch your fingers.
00:04:39Ottawa, you got family up there or something?
00:04:44No.
00:04:44No, the only family I've left is an older brother,
00:04:46but I haven't heard from him in years.
00:04:48In fact, I actually don't even know if he's dead or alive.
00:04:50Oh, well, that's dreadful because family is the most important thing there is.
00:04:56Family sticks together no matter what.
00:05:02What was that?
00:05:02What was what?
00:05:03The random family sentiment you just read out loud.
00:05:06What was that about?
00:05:09Um, I gotta go.
00:05:12Clinton, what?
00:05:13How much you want for this?
00:05:15It's beautiful.
00:05:17What the hell?
00:05:18This isn't mine.
00:05:19Who put this here?
00:05:20You did.
00:05:20No.
00:05:21Why would I have a painting of the Pope eating tacos with Bigfoot?
00:05:24I mean, I'm basically Jewish, for Christ's sake.
00:05:26That's a lie.
00:05:28I've seen his penis.
00:05:30The man you know as Luke is not circumcised.
00:05:32Quite the opposite.
00:05:34He possesses a generous amount of foreskin,
00:05:36making his dick look like the head of a baby elephant.
00:05:38What?
00:05:39Who are you?
00:05:40What is happening?
00:05:48Geez, Luis.
00:05:51Ow!
00:05:56Danny!
00:05:57Bring it in.
00:05:58Danny!
00:05:58Ow!
00:05:59Ow!
00:06:00Ow!
00:06:00I'm sorry.
00:06:00I'm sorry.
00:06:01What happened?
00:06:01Are you okay?
00:06:02It's nothing, really.
00:06:03You should have seen the other guy.
00:06:04Yeah?
00:06:05Oh, yeah.
00:06:05He was driving the sickest Mercedes when he plowed into me.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:08That looks really bad.
00:06:09Oh, and that painting is from me.
00:06:12Hmm?
00:06:12Oh!
00:06:13You like it?
00:06:15Yeah, man.
00:06:16One more hug.
00:06:17Soft.
00:06:17Wow.
00:06:18I can't.
00:06:19Oh!
00:06:34So, how's life living off-grid all this time?
00:06:38That's fine.
00:06:38Until the grid got bigger.
00:06:40After a while, it became like one of Todd Simmons' famous nosebleeds.
00:06:43Uh-huh.
00:06:44Yeah.
00:06:46Wait.
00:06:47Who's?
00:06:47So, what's with the moving sail?
00:06:48You moving somewhere?
00:06:49Uh, very perceptive of you.
00:06:51Yeah.
00:06:52Yeah, I know.
00:06:52I'm, uh, heading up to Ottawa, Canada.
00:06:55Ottawa?
00:06:56Oh, you got a girlfriend up there or something?
00:06:58No.
00:06:58Yeah, you do.
00:06:59No.
00:07:00You have a girlfriend in Canada.
00:07:03I wish.
00:07:04Yeah, you gotta go all the way up there to get laid, cause you can't get laid here.
00:07:06Danny.
00:07:07Danny.
00:07:07No.
00:07:08Sorry.
00:07:08No, I...
00:07:09I am driving up today to start at the new paleontology research center.
00:07:16What, today today?
00:07:17Yeah.
00:07:18Well, you can't leave today.
00:07:20Why not?
00:07:21Well, cause I'm here now.
00:07:22I wanna hang out.
00:07:23Yeah, but I start on Monday.
00:07:24Oh, fuck Muffin.
00:07:28I was really hoping to spend some time together before I start my new job in Tucson next week.
00:07:47Hey man, why don't you come with me?
00:07:48Really?
00:07:49Yeah.
00:07:50You wouldn't mind?
00:07:50No, I, I, I've wanted to spend time with you too.
00:07:53Wow.
00:07:54I'm impressed, Luke.
00:07:55You really do have faith in your fellow man.
00:07:59It's like Todd Simmons said, faith is all about taking that initial step without first checking for scorpions.
00:08:04Yeah.
00:08:06Who is this Todd Simmons guy?
00:08:16So, tell me about the job in Ottawa, huh? You happy with it?
00:08:20Oh, beyond happy, man. It's like for the first time in my life, everything's finally making sense, you know?
00:08:24And that's a good thing?
00:08:26Yeah, of course it is.
00:08:28I get to go on real digs with real paleontologists.
00:08:30And you know what we're doing on my very first day?
00:08:32How would I know that?
00:08:33We're gonna go to a dig site where they've already found a brand new species of Cretaceous Aerotheropon.
00:08:37And, and, and they've already given her a name too, Snamasdai.
00:08:40Snamasdai.
00:08:40Yeah, apparently she's massive.
00:08:43And her femur bone is exactly five foot, ten and a half inches long, which is my precise height, which
00:08:49is weird and neat, right?
00:08:51Yeah.
00:08:52I'm just happy you're happy.
00:08:54Yeah.
00:08:55Just don't freak out when you learn what actually killed the dinosaurs.
00:08:58What do you mean?
00:09:00No.
00:09:02Uh, it's too soon. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna shut up now.
00:09:06No, no.
00:09:07What do you think killed the dinosaurs, Danny?
00:09:10Well, it wasn't a fucking meteor, I'll tell you that.
00:09:18What?
00:09:20Just so you know, I don't actually care that you believe in all this conspiracy theory stuff. It honestly doesn't
00:09:28even bother me.
00:09:29Conspiracy theory stuff? Just so you know, all science is theory until proven otherwise. Did you know that Galileo was
00:09:34once considered a conspiracy theorist?
00:09:36Okay, but just so you know, even if somehow one of your crazy conspiracy theories just happened to be proven
00:09:41true, nobody would believe you because you think everything is part of some massive conspiracy theory.
00:09:45So you basically just be the boy who cried wolf.
00:09:47Oh, just so you know, the boy who cried wolf is a personal hero of mine.
00:09:50Of course he is.
00:09:51Now think about it.
00:09:52He tricked his entire town into thinking that a wolf was coming.
00:09:54So by the end, when the wolf actually came, he had them all to himself.
00:09:56And who doesn't want a little wolf?
00:10:07This just in, Jason Biggs' death has been officially ruled a homicide.
00:10:11The suspect is sick, bloody, grisly murder.
00:10:14We should all be very sad, according to his estate.
00:10:23So, tell me about this job in Tucson.
00:10:27Oh, yeah. I'm really excited about it.
00:10:30Is it like an office job, or...?
00:10:32The day I set foot in an office is the day I die.
00:10:35Yeah, so, what is it?
00:10:37Oh, I can't say. I signed an NDA.
00:10:39With who?
00:10:40Can't say that either.
00:10:41Well, can you tell me anything about it?
00:10:44Let me think. No?
00:10:45Well, come on, you're not being chased by a bounty hunter or something, are you?
00:10:49Jesus, Luke!
00:10:51I'm not that guy anymore.
00:10:53Alright, sorry.
00:10:54Sure, at one point I was a little off my rocker.
00:10:57Sure, at one point I ran for sheriff of Daytona under the name Deacon Shrimp.
00:11:00Sure, at one point I scammed the Portuguese Mafia out of a thousand fluid ounces of Taiwanese ketamine.
00:11:05What?
00:11:05But I also know I haven't been the best big brother to you.
00:11:08I left you all alone in that hellhole.
00:11:10Took out multiple houseboat loans in your name.
00:11:12That was you?
00:11:12But I'm a changed man now, who's trying to get his life back on track, and...
00:11:18I need you to believe that.
00:11:22Uh...
00:11:22Yeah.
00:11:23Alright.
00:11:24I have no reason to lie to you, man.
00:11:26Literally not one.
00:11:27Knock on wood.
00:11:29Sheriff's department!
00:11:31Sheriff's department!
00:11:49Hey.
00:11:50Oh yeah, he's been here.
00:11:52Looks like his brother's helping him after all.
00:11:54We're gonna need an additional 277 on Luke Davenport, accomplice to a wanted felon Daniel Davenport.
00:12:06We're gonna finish this november.
00:12:13How much was he for?
00:12:14food tips?
00:12:14Mars.
00:12:16It's so ₱ that toda savior.
00:12:17It's almost…
00:12:18It's so₱, we can see…
00:12:21ScoLt couple Blue Hope!
00:12:23When he doesn't fill out, he wants a straw into the nest.
00:12:25It's Βd omните but he wants to eat spreads darkly.
00:12:30Three Mother Lords are young, they set sail from Brittany
00:12:37Three Mother Lords are young, ra-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:12:42Three Mother Lords are young, they need sail away to sea
00:12:46Three Mother Lords are young, ra-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:12:50Three Mother Lords are young, they set sail from Brittany
00:12:54A storm began as they set sail, the winds were going round
00:12:58The winds were strong, the journey long, they landed and you found love.
00:13:03It's no coincidence that it was around the same time Bill Gates had Princess Di assassinated.
00:13:07And that's the fourth reason why one should never trust the Portuguese.
00:13:12What?
00:13:13Nothing.
00:13:14Oh, seriously, man, what?
00:13:16No, it's, it's nothing. Never mind.
00:13:18I know that look. You're contemplating whether or not I'm back on my meds, huh?
00:13:22How is that a look?
00:13:23Well, I am, okay? I mean, do I look like Todd Simmons on a Spanish holiday?
00:13:27Who the fuck is Todd Simmons?
00:13:29I swear, you have nothing to wor-
00:13:34What? What is it?
00:13:36Nothing. It's nothing.
00:13:38I'm just gonna go see if Old Man Waters still lives over there. I'll be right back.
00:13:42Old Man Waters? It's clearly made up!
00:13:44And it's my turn to drive!
00:14:06Oh, dear.
00:14:08Hands on the steering wheel. Now!
00:14:10Oh, dear.
00:14:11I gotta hand it to ya. I thought I lost you back in Wind River. You banged me up good.
00:14:18I don't want your fucking money! Hands on the wheel! Do it now!
00:14:21Oh, dear.
00:14:22Does this mean anything to you, huh?
00:14:24It's a Taco Gary's taco. As in the TG Truce of 21?
00:14:29This Taco Gary?
00:14:31It's Taco Gary!
00:14:33This is a Mercedes, right?
00:14:34I don't know. I don't know. It's my husband's car! We were using the restroom!
00:15:01God damn it!
00:15:02I'm truly sorry for mistaking you for a member of the Coalition. It was an honest mistake.
00:15:09I'm assuming you have the child lock on.
00:15:12Thank you, ma'am. You have a lovely day.
00:15:30Shit! Fuck!
00:15:37You okay?
00:15:39Not really, ma'am.
00:15:41I saw it.
00:15:42Fuck.
00:15:43Okay, yeah, putting a hunting knife to a grandmother's throat looks really bad on paper,
00:15:47but technically that was in self-defense.
00:15:48What? No, I'm talking about these fucking M&Ms, man.
00:15:53Oh, yeah. Me too.
00:15:55You're lying to me, Danny, again.
00:15:57Relax, Luke. They're just anti-psychotics. Nothing bad's gonna happen.
00:16:00Not yet, but I refuse to be the idiot in the horror movie who sees all the dead animals and
00:16:06the ghost children, yet doesn't get out.
00:16:07I feel like I'm being set up for disaster.
00:16:10If you would like me to take the regular pills that work, I will, okay? Pinky swear.
00:16:15I love you, Danny. I do. But I am in a new chapter in my life and I don't have
00:16:18time to accommodate you in your...
00:16:20Wait, what did you do to some grandma?
00:16:22Nothing. It's a metaphor.
00:16:26Where's my phone?
00:16:28You promise you won't get angry?
00:16:31Oh, God.
00:16:32Look, for your own safety and for reasons I can't disclose yet, I had to dispose of your phone via
00:16:37toilet at the gas station.
00:16:39Pull over.
00:16:39Why? We just stopped.
00:16:40Pull over!
00:16:42Please, calm down.
00:16:44What is happening right now?
00:16:48Where are you going?
00:16:51God damn it!
00:16:52What the fuck?
00:16:55Shit.
00:16:57Wait. Just wait.
00:16:58Nope. It's over. You're not gonna talk me out of it.
00:17:01I know. I know. I understand.
00:17:04Fuck, I'm sorry.
00:17:06You know I hate taking that shit.
00:17:08It makes me feel too...
00:17:10Not me.
00:17:11Things make too much sense.
00:17:13That's a bad thing?
00:17:14Can you just get out of the car so I can give you a proper hug goodbye?
00:17:17Dude!
00:17:18I'll leave. I promise.
00:17:20This might be a really long time before I see you again.
00:17:22Just come out and give me one last hug and then I'm gone, okay?
00:17:27Please?
00:17:37Love you, man.
00:17:39Love you, too.
00:17:41What the fuck was that?
00:17:43I know. I'm sorry. It's for your own good.
00:17:45Don't.
00:17:45Trust me.
00:17:45Don't.
00:17:46Trust me!
00:17:47You're okay.
00:17:49Alright.
00:17:50That's it.
00:17:52You're okay.
00:17:57Goodnight, sweet prince.
00:18:00They never show this part in the movies.
00:18:03How hard could it be?
00:18:07I'm alive.
00:18:07I'm really tired.
00:18:24I don't know.
00:18:24I've been tired.
00:18:24I've turned to my sophomore team now.
00:18:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:18:25How do I get it?
00:18:30Oh, my gosh.
00:18:33I'm sorry.
00:18:34I'm tired.
00:18:35I'm tired.
00:18:35We're not doing anything.
00:18:40There's Mr. Sleepyhead.
00:18:43What happened?
00:18:46Where are we?
00:18:47What, you don't remember?
00:18:48Makes sense.
00:18:49You were pretty damn drunk.
00:18:50No.
00:18:52No, I remember.
00:18:54I couldn't find my phone, and then we got in an argument, and...
00:19:05Holy shit.
00:19:08Okay, fine, I injected you with some ketamine, but you were having a temper tantrum.
00:19:11Oh, you're out of your mind.
00:19:13You're...
00:19:13Oh, God.
00:19:21There's Mr. Sleepyhead.
00:19:23God damn it!
00:19:24I know.
00:19:25This hurts me just as much as it hurts you.
00:19:27Why are you doing this to me?
00:19:30I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:19:32I kind of stumbled into some trouble, and I sort of need to, how do I say this, flee the
00:19:37country.
00:19:37So when I found out that you're going to Canada, I thought it was meant to be, you know, like
00:19:40fate.
00:19:41What did you do?
00:19:41Nothing.
00:19:42I simply took something from someone deemed important.
00:19:45Hey, give it back.
00:19:46No.
00:19:47The world needs to see this, and I need your help.
00:19:50No!
00:19:50Come on, Luke.
00:19:52You're family.
00:19:53And you know family is the most important thing of all.
00:19:55Family sticks together no matter what.
00:19:59Paid my neighbor to say that, didn't you?
00:20:01Look, it's not my fault your neighbor didn't take the extra five minutes to memorize his fucking lines.
00:20:05Look, whatever.
00:20:05It doesn't matter.
00:20:06The fact is, I love you, and you're the only one that I can truly trust, and you have a
00:20:10valid passport, and we kind of look like each other.
00:20:12I can't believe I fell for this.
00:20:14No.
00:20:15No.
00:20:16No, no, no.
00:20:17Help!
00:20:18Come here, you little rascal.
00:20:22Stop doing that!
00:20:23Look, I'm begging you, man.
00:20:24I need your help, and I need to borrow your identity one last time.
00:20:27Just try to see the forest through the trees.
00:20:29It's for the trees, you idiot.
00:20:32And the answer is no!
00:20:34I am not gonna risk my chance at happiness for you.
00:20:37Thing is, Luke, I don't think you have any other options.
00:20:41Of course I do.
00:20:42I'll just suck it up and fly there.
00:20:44Truck's worthless anyway, and all my important stuff is already in my new place.
00:20:47Yeah, but you can't book a flight without your phone and your wallet.
00:20:50God damn it, where is my wallet, Danny?
00:20:55It's in safe hands.
00:20:56You'll get it once we cross the border.
00:20:57I know that look.
00:20:58You want to cause me physical harm, but right now I'm your best and only option.
00:21:02You'll still get there on time, I promise.
00:21:04Any questions?
00:21:05Can I at least have my shirt back?
00:21:07No.
00:21:07Oh, and there's something else I need to give you.
00:21:09Now, you're probably not ready to hear this, but that right there is a highly advanced homing beacon.
00:21:13This is a Rubik's suit covered in black Sharpie.
00:21:16Trust me, that's the highest of high tech.
00:21:17I do not trust you.
00:21:18And don't ask me how I got it.
00:21:20I'll just say it involved a full-figured Bigfoot suit, a live chicken, and a shit-ton of ketamine.
00:21:24Now, in the off chance that we get separated, you press this part down right here, and I'll know exactly
00:21:28where you are.
00:21:30Oh shit, get down!
00:21:31What?
00:21:31Get down!
00:21:32No!
00:21:32At least take a knee!
00:21:33Oh shit, the truck's been made.
00:21:37Oh, thank God.
00:21:38What?
00:21:38What?
00:21:39If you tattletale, I swear you'll never make it to your job.
00:21:41I'll tell them you're the mastermind behind all this.
00:21:43How are you gonna do that?
00:21:44You really should rethink your password.
00:21:45Just add a few numbers or big letters.
00:21:48Those go a long way.
00:21:49What have you been doing?
00:21:50Enough to make it seem like you and I have been accomplices all along, but if you stick
00:21:52with me, I'll clear your name.
00:21:54Pinky swear.
00:21:54God damn it!
00:21:55That's okay, brother.
00:21:56I intended for Plan A to fail.
00:21:58This is all part of the plan.
00:21:59We're just gonna skip ahead to Step 17.
00:22:02WWTSD.
00:22:03What would Todd Simmons do?
00:22:05How many hand grenades do you have on your person?
00:22:06Dead.
00:22:07On second thought, we don't need a truck.
00:22:08Well, my passport is in there.
00:22:09God damn it!
00:22:10Luke, what were you thinking?
00:22:11I was unconscious!
00:22:12I could say that again.
00:22:13That's them!
00:22:14Plan C.
00:22:15Run!
00:22:15You'll never catch us!
00:22:17We're very armed and extremely deranged!
00:22:19Why would you say that?
00:22:20No, no, no!
00:22:20We're not!
00:22:21I'm not!
00:22:22Fuck!
00:22:26This way!
00:22:27This way!
00:22:28This way!
00:22:29This way!
00:22:29This way!
00:22:47This way!
00:22:57Oh, my God.
00:23:33Hey, Doc.
00:23:36Hey, Doc.
00:23:45I need salt.
00:23:48Come on.
00:23:49I'm fucked. I'm so fucked.
00:23:51Why did you say that?
00:23:53That is nothing compared to what I told the authorities
00:23:55we've been doing for the last few weeks.
00:23:56No, you. Not we. You.
00:23:58Shut up. This is all happening according to the new plan
00:24:01that I just thought of.
00:24:02All we need is a ride so I can connect with an associate
00:24:05I have in the area, and that guy's perfect.
00:24:08Okay, here's what we're going to do.
00:24:09I'm going to tell him that my fiancé's dog,
00:24:11Stanley McRuffRuff, was stolen by a one-eyed Portuguese man
00:24:14and we're on a desperate and inspiring rescue mission.
00:24:16Why would anyone believe that?
00:24:18Because no one wants to believe the truth anymore, man.
00:24:20People don't let strangers with dull pants
00:24:22ride in their car willy-nilly.
00:24:23Why are you still no pants?
00:24:24Bingo bombo.
00:24:26What?
00:24:29What the fuck?
00:24:30You know, if something happened to my little rough rub,
00:24:33I'd do the same thing.
00:24:35Damn Portuguese.
00:24:36Amen, brother.
00:24:38Oh, right. For your information,
00:24:40I've kidnapped my brother, and I'm forcing him
00:24:42to come along against his will.
00:24:44He wants to let you know in case you're a witness
00:24:46in a trial that'll never happen.
00:24:49Brothers, huh?
00:24:50I guess y'all do smell pretty similar.
00:24:56Danny, what the fuck are you doing?
00:24:57These are the exact coordinates.
00:24:58I triple-checked.
00:24:59Oh, excuse me.
00:25:00Sir, do you mind driving me to the hospital?
00:25:02I've been kidnapped!
00:25:04Nice try, Luke,
00:25:04but no one wants to believe the truth anymore.
00:25:06Just let me work.
00:25:08Now that neither of us have a passport
00:25:09because you're irresponsible,
00:25:11we're going to require the services of a badger.
00:25:13It's like a Canadian coyote.
00:25:15Maybe she'll help us cross the border.
00:25:27Let's talk.
00:25:29No running, Eric!
00:25:33It's nice to see you again, Allison.
00:25:35It's been a while.
00:25:36This is my little brother, Luke.
00:25:39Ah, I know that look.
00:25:41You're sexually attracted to her, aren't you?
00:25:44Sue, where are you two heading?
00:25:45I'm trying to get to Ottawa before Monday,
00:25:47and he's a wanted felon.
00:25:49Ottawa.
00:25:51What, you guys got family up there or something?
00:25:54Eric, slow the fuck down!
00:25:56You're a good brother, you know,
00:25:57helping Danny out like this.
00:25:58That man has opened my eyes to a lot of truths.
00:26:02Did you know there's a metropolis of squid people
00:26:04living directly beneath Santa Fe, New Mexico?
00:26:10I'm just playing.
00:26:10I don't believe in that kind of stuff.
00:26:12Eric.
00:26:14God damn it, Eric.
00:26:15I don't get it.
00:26:16You seem so...
00:26:17Look, when Danny called me up
00:26:18asking if I knew a badger,
00:26:19I just went, screw it.
00:26:21I'll be your badger.
00:26:22I've got nothing else to do right now,
00:26:23and Danny always knows how to spin nothing
00:26:24into something crazy and fun.
00:26:26This is not fun.
00:26:28Okay, before Danny came back,
00:26:29things in my life were just
00:26:31finally starting to make sense.
00:26:33That's a good thing?
00:26:34Danny will clear your name.
00:26:35He's gotten me out of much tighter chance than this,
00:26:37trust me.
00:26:38And who knows, maybe by the end
00:26:39you'll no longer see this cup
00:26:40as half-empty like me.
00:26:41Oh, yeah? Why's that?
00:26:42Because I stopped wearing contacts.
00:26:43Can't see shit now.
00:26:44I just made contact
00:26:46with an associate of mine.
00:26:47He's going to provide us
00:26:48with a new vehicle and weaponry.
00:26:49Can he be trusted?
00:26:50Oh, yeah.
00:26:50We ran a lot of jobs together
00:26:52back in Pismo.
00:26:53No, no, no, no, Danny.
00:26:54Please tell me
00:26:55you're not talking about Clio.
00:26:57I don't know what
00:26:57you'd like me to say then.
00:26:59Danny, come on.
00:26:59Isn't he like the president
00:27:00of the Flat Earth Society?
00:27:01No, not anymore.
00:27:03He knows the world
00:27:03is a three-dimensional
00:27:04isosceles triangle.
00:27:05Don't worry.
00:27:06He said to meet him
00:27:07at these coordinates.
00:27:09Jesus Christ!
00:27:11Relax, baby.
00:27:12You're in a sauna.
00:27:13This is definitely the spot.
00:27:14I quadruple checked
00:27:15the coordinates.
00:27:16Wait, you said
00:27:16his name was Clio?
00:27:17Yeah, he purposely
00:27:18misspells his name
00:27:19to make himself
00:27:20harder to track.
00:27:21It's very smart.
00:27:24Come with me.
00:27:29Were you followed?
00:27:30No, I don't think so.
00:27:32What about that guy?
00:27:33No, he's not one of them.
00:27:35Well, who's the sheep?
00:27:37That's my little brother,
00:27:38Lou.
00:27:39Can you be trusted?
00:27:40Yeah, 100%.
00:27:41He's my brother.
00:27:42So you found yourself
00:27:43a badger.
00:27:44Best in the business.
00:27:46Only the best for Danny.
00:27:47Okay, guys,
00:27:48can we please just
00:27:48hurry this up?
00:27:49How can I help?
00:27:50They need to get to Ottawa.
00:27:52Ottawa.
00:27:54And no,
00:27:55we don't have any family.
00:27:57Wait.
00:27:59You're going to Ottawa?
00:28:00Well, there's no way
00:28:01you stole what
00:28:02I think you stole.
00:28:03Maybe I did.
00:28:05Oh, you really got it, huh?
00:28:07Then whip it out
00:28:08and show it to me.
00:28:14Penny's.
00:28:17You didn't realize
00:28:18that is worth
00:28:19upwards of 27.7 million USD.
00:28:23He's exaggerating.
00:28:24Besides, it's not for sale.
00:28:25Now, can you help us
00:28:26with the vehicle
00:28:27and weaponry or not?
00:28:28You've been so full
00:28:30and eat?
00:28:32Yes.
00:28:32Yes, I can.
00:28:36Take your pick.
00:28:37Is this your entire inventory?
00:28:39Yeah.
00:28:40My mom isn't CEO
00:28:41of Gucci Vuitton,
00:28:42I'm sorry to say.
00:28:43Huh.
00:28:46This one doesn't have
00:28:47any side mirrors.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:49I wanted to kick them off
00:28:50to decrease wind resistance.
00:28:52Get!
00:28:53Smart.
00:28:58Ooh.
00:29:00Impressive.
00:29:01If you want anything,
00:29:02all this stuff
00:29:02is 30% off.
00:29:12Hey.
00:29:14Sheep.
00:29:15Hey, Baba Sheep.
00:29:16Hey.
00:29:17Hey.
00:29:18Are you going to answer me
00:29:19or not?
00:29:20What was the question again?
00:29:22If Grover Cleveland
00:29:23showed up right here,
00:29:24right now,
00:29:25right next to you,
00:29:26and you got to ask him
00:29:26one question,
00:29:27what would it be?
00:29:28I don't know.
00:29:29I guess I'd ask him
00:29:30what he thought
00:29:31about current events
00:29:32and stuff.
00:29:34Wrong.
00:29:34They get such a bad run.
00:29:35Okay.
00:29:36Clio,
00:29:37what would you ask him?
00:29:38How we did it.
00:29:40How we did what?
00:29:41Time travel.
00:29:42How did a man that size
00:29:43show up right here,
00:29:44right now,
00:29:45right next to you?
00:29:46That didn't weird you out
00:29:47or anything?
00:29:47That didn't spring up
00:29:48a bunch of questions
00:29:49in your mind?
00:29:50Danny,
00:29:50we already got the car, man.
00:29:51Can we just go?
00:29:52Jesus,
00:29:53be careful, man.
00:29:54Relax.
00:29:55It's not even loaded.
00:29:56Whoa, Danny!
00:29:57What the fuck
00:29:57are you doing?
00:29:58What?
00:29:58There's nothing
00:29:59to worry about.
00:30:00See?
00:30:02Oh, you've got
00:30:03to be kidding me.
00:30:05Clio,
00:30:06you son of a bitch.
00:30:07You were trying
00:30:07to rip me off.
00:30:08Bullshit!
00:30:09You probably had
00:30:09the safety on it.
00:30:10It's off.
00:30:11Look.
00:30:13That is not
00:30:14how you test it.
00:30:16Let me see.
00:30:17What?
00:30:17Jesus,
00:30:18what is the matter
00:30:19with you guys?
00:30:20God!
00:30:21I don't understand it.
00:30:22It randomly discharged
00:30:23this morning.
00:30:24It should work.
00:30:25Huh.
00:30:29Wouldn't it be funny
00:30:30if it just randomly
00:30:30went off right now?
00:30:35I mean, a little.
00:30:41Hey, Mama,
00:30:42you want a taco?
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:44You're lost.
00:30:55Hey.
00:30:55Hey, Baba.
00:30:56Next question.
00:30:57If you could have brunch
00:30:58with one person,
00:30:59living, dead,
00:31:00or ghost,
00:31:01who would it be?
00:31:02My former self.
00:31:03Do you remind me
00:31:03to never, ever
00:31:04trust my brother?
00:31:06Seriously,
00:31:06if I miss out
00:31:07on this dig,
00:31:07I will literally
00:31:08shoot you.
00:31:09Wrong answer, pal.
00:31:10Okay, Clio.
00:31:12What's the right one,
00:31:13then?
00:31:13Todd Simmons.
00:31:14Okay, well,
00:31:14someone please just tell me
00:31:15who the fuck
00:31:16this Todd Simmons guy is.
00:31:18Oh, shit!
00:31:19Oh, my God!
00:31:21I told you it worked!
00:31:23Oh, fuck!
00:31:24Oh, fuck!
00:31:25I've been fucking shot!
00:31:26Sure that wasn't there
00:31:27the whole time?
00:31:28God, no!
00:31:28Call 911!
00:31:29I'm fine.
00:31:30It's just a BB.
00:31:30Fuck you, Danny.
00:31:31It hurts!
00:31:32Check for an exit wound.
00:31:33What?
00:31:35Ah, somebody help me!
00:31:36Somebody help me!
00:31:37Bring it!
00:31:39Somebody!
00:31:41Not like that,
00:31:42you idiot!
00:31:47Badger,
00:31:47go upstairs to my room
00:31:48and get the band-aids
00:31:49for my grenade drawer.
00:31:51On it.
00:31:51All right,
00:31:52we gotta restrain him
00:31:53because I'm gonna suck
00:31:54the bullet out.
00:31:55What the fuck?
00:31:55That's what you do
00:31:56with snake film!
00:31:57Yeah, that doesn't sound right.
00:31:58Trust me.
00:31:58I'm a doctor.
00:31:59Really?
00:32:00If you're a doctor,
00:32:00let's see your badge.
00:32:03Checks out.
00:32:04Proceed, Clio.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Fuck!
00:32:07Oh, gross!
00:32:08He's vaccinated!
00:32:11Somebody call that!
00:32:12Do I want?
00:32:13I can't!
00:32:14I got it.
00:32:15It's okay.
00:32:16I'll take care of you,
00:32:17all right?
00:32:18All right.
00:32:19No!
00:32:21It's just enough
00:32:21to ease the pain.
00:32:22How about we make
00:32:23our own exit wound?
00:32:24I'm gonna push the bullet
00:32:25all the way through.
00:32:27Oh, wait, what is happening?
00:32:29What does it look like
00:32:30we're making an exit wound?
00:32:32Oh, let me try.
00:32:33Run, run!
00:32:34Oh, shit, sorry, sorry.
00:32:35I'm right in the bathroom.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:41All right, okay.
00:32:42Oh, wow.
00:32:45That was satisfying.
00:32:47Everything's gonna be fine.
00:32:49Woo!
00:32:52Oh, fuck, Muffin.
00:32:55Clio, Clio.
00:33:02She must have just bought it.
00:33:04I swear I didn't know.
00:33:05Oh, now they know.
00:33:06Oh, easy, easy.
00:33:07He's pretty dazed.
00:33:10Run.
00:33:11Run!
00:33:11Run!
00:33:11Shut your joke.
00:33:12Oh, come on.
00:33:13Come on.
00:33:13Come on.
00:33:14Come on.
00:33:14Come on.
00:33:15Come on.
00:33:18Come on.
00:33:19Come on.
00:33:20Come on.
00:33:27Come on.
00:33:32Come on.
00:33:34I think I just pissed my pants.
00:33:36Are we being followed?
00:33:37I don't know.
00:33:37I can't tell without any side view mirrors.
00:33:41Shit.
00:33:42Is that them?
00:33:43I think so.
00:33:44Good thing I called shotgun.
00:33:46Whoa, what the fuck are you doing, Danny?
00:33:48Calm down.
00:33:48It's okay, all right?
00:33:49I'm just gonna shoot out the tires.
00:33:51No blood shall be spilled this day.
00:33:53I mean, no additional blood.
00:33:58Dammit.
00:33:58Lyle, this one's busted, too.
00:34:00No, doy.
00:34:00Why do you think it was in the parking lot?
00:34:02Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:34:03What do we do, man?
00:34:04The only thing we can do, we gotta get to a Taco Gary's.
00:34:07It's neutral territory.
00:34:09No member of the Coalition can do business inside of a Taco Gary's restaurant.
00:34:12Can you please let me out of the car?
00:34:13It's the truth, non-believer.
00:34:15When the Coalition was founded, fights broke out for tickets off-world.
00:34:18The head elders declared their favorite restaurant, Taco Gary's, as a safe zone.
00:34:22Violators of the safe zone had their eyes melted, and their souls sold on the Galactic Slave Market.
00:34:28It's not that bad.
00:34:30He's exaggerating.
00:34:31The Galactic Slave Market closed about seven years ago.
00:34:33Okay, just keep going straight.
00:34:35I think there's one just over Jeremani Ridge.
00:34:36Copy that.
00:34:53I think there's one just over Jeremani Ridge.
00:34:56I think there's one just over Jeremani Ridge.
00:34:57What do you think?
00:34:57Get in.
00:34:58Get in.
00:34:58Get in.
00:34:59Get in.
00:34:59Get in.
00:34:59Shh.
00:35:04T-ts-ts-ts-ts-ts-ts-ts.
00:35:07Sorry.
00:35:11Danny.
00:35:12It's okay.
00:35:13Stop staring.
00:35:14We're safe for now.
00:35:15We're safe for now, but how the heck are we gonna get out of here alive?
00:35:23I don't know. Are you guys sure she wants to kill us?
00:35:26What she wants is what I stole,
00:35:27and she'll happily string us up by her testicles to get it.
00:35:30And your vagina. Sorry.
00:35:32You should go before you're implicated any further.
00:35:35You could shove that idea,
00:35:37because I'm going with you guys all the way to Ottawa.
00:35:40I got to see this thing through, Marty.
00:35:41No, I can't be responsible for another soul, Kyle.
00:35:44Oh, but this guy gets to go?
00:35:46This useless piece of this guy?
00:35:48No way.
00:35:49Probably couldn't shoot a pheasant out of the sky with a sightless crossbow.
00:35:52But you know who can?
00:35:54Cash Israel.
00:35:56You're not friends with him.
00:35:57Yes, I am.
00:35:58You guys are talking.
00:35:59Yeah, we're talking and we're tight.
00:36:00And he told me one thing.
00:36:02He said, I'm going to teach you everything I know, pal.
00:36:04And then he gave me a kiss on the cheek.
00:36:06Look, what I have here is worth 27.7 million USD.
00:36:11I cannot be responsible for another soul, Kyle.
00:36:16Fine.
00:36:17I'll leave.
00:36:19But I'm not going out without me.
00:36:24What is this?
00:36:26It's not freaking heavy.
00:36:28What the?
00:36:29It's bolted.
00:36:37Fine.
00:36:38You're right now.
00:36:40God damn it.
00:36:43Okay.
00:36:45Kyle's alive.
00:36:47What are you doing?
00:36:48Jesus.
00:36:49I don't know where.
00:36:50I am done with all of this.
00:36:52I'm taking whatever you stole and I'm calling the police.
00:36:54You can't do that.
00:36:55What about getting to Ottawa on time, huh?
00:36:57If I stay with you, I'll probably never make it out.
00:36:59Do my fucking thing.
00:37:00Go take it.
00:37:00Go take it.
00:37:02Did you take something out of here?
00:37:04Huh?
00:37:05What the hell?
00:37:08What the fuck?
00:37:14You truce-breaking fuck!
00:37:16What happened to Taco Gary's piece?
00:37:18How about your pardon?
00:37:19Don't play dumb with me.
00:37:21I know you're a member of the coalition.
00:37:22Danny!
00:37:23Danny!
00:37:29No, no, Kyle!
00:37:31No!
00:37:31No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:37:32Fuck!
00:37:33Fuck!
00:37:35God damn it!
00:37:37I swear to God, I'm gonna rip off his fucking head, shove it up his ass and fuck-
00:37:41Shut up!
00:37:45Listen to me.
00:37:46Very closely.
00:37:48You're fucking insane.
00:37:51Why?
00:37:51No, there is no but, asshole.
00:37:53Wow.
00:37:54I can't believe my own brother is turning against me too.
00:37:57Of course you can't believe it because it's the truth.
00:37:59Look at me.
00:37:59I have been shot and stabbed and drugged and fucking kidnapped all in the last six years.
00:38:04I know this sounds crazy, but it's still all part of the plan, okay?
00:38:07I don't like seeing you like this.
00:38:09You know how hard it is to be-
00:38:09Oh my God!
00:38:10Are you actually trying to play the victim right now?
00:38:11Seriously?
00:38:12You have got to be the most selfishly psychotic fuck-up on the entire plan!
00:38:18And I am not gonna let you ruin my life anymore!
00:38:21You can't go.
00:38:23This whole trip is about you.
00:38:27Mom and Dad were right to cut you out of their lives.
00:38:30And my only regret?
00:38:33Is that I didn't do the same.
00:38:35You are what's wrong with this world, Danny.
00:38:39Never contact me again.
00:38:45You coming?
00:38:49Come on, Allison.
00:38:51You are clearly a smart person.
00:38:53If you want some excitement in your life, just buy a Vespa.
00:38:55It's a lot safer than all this!
00:38:57Stay with Danny.
00:38:58Stay with Danny.
00:38:59Stay with Danny.
00:39:00Stay with Danny.
00:39:01Stay with Danny.
00:39:02Okay.
00:39:03Stay with Danny.
00:39:03Stay with Danny.
00:39:05I'm gonna stay with Danny.
00:39:08Okay!
00:39:10Okay!
00:39:12Am I the last, same person left in this entire country?!
00:39:16Okay!
00:39:17Okay!
00:39:18Okay!
00:39:18It's okay.
00:39:19Just let him cool off a little bit.
00:39:20He ain't going far.
00:39:21You want a burrito?
00:39:22I'm starving.
00:39:24Okay!
00:39:25Oh yeah!
00:39:31Okay!
00:39:36Okay!
00:39:42Uh, excuse me.
00:39:44Hey, uh, can-can I use your phone?
00:39:46I'm not allowed to let customers use the phone.
00:39:49Use your own damn phone.
00:39:50All right.
00:39:51Well, that is a very good idea, except it has been stolen, hence why I'm asking to borrow
00:39:55yours.
00:39:56Customs aren't allowed.
00:39:57Well, it's an emergency.
00:39:58What kind of emergency?
00:39:59Well, I have been kidnapped and shot, for one.
00:40:02You've been shot?
00:40:03You think I'm dumb?
00:40:05This motherfucker.
00:40:07Would it help if I told you that my fiance's dog has been kidnapped by a one-eyed Portuguese
00:40:11man and I need to tell the police about it?
00:40:13Of course.
00:40:26911, what's your emergency?
00:40:28Yes, hello, hi.
00:40:28My name is Luke Davenport and I have been kidnapped by my brother Danny Davenport.
00:40:32I believe he is wanted, or maybe we both are, but I am the victim here.
00:40:36I was the one who was kidnapped and I have been drugged and I have been shot and-
00:40:40One moment, please.
00:40:45So, what brings you out here?
00:40:48Were you not listening?
00:40:49Well, the dog got right.
00:40:52Is your brother currently with you?
00:40:54No, he is not.
00:40:55What's your location?
00:40:57Hey, what's the name of this place?
00:40:59Huh?
00:41:00What's that?
00:41:01Where are we?
00:41:04You know, if anything happens to my little ruff ruff, I'll do the same.
00:41:07I don't-
00:41:13I'll turn your fucking head.
00:41:15I'll turn your fucking head.
00:41:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm on your side.
00:41:18Oh, man, man, man, man, man, your side.
00:41:20I don't even sound like that.
00:41:21Come on.
00:41:22Oh, what the fuck is that?
00:41:23Sir, that's my penis.
00:41:25Wow.
00:41:25Very nice.
00:41:26It's very nice.
00:41:27But a lot of skin.
00:41:28What's wrong with that?
00:41:28What's happening there?
00:41:29What? No.
00:41:29You don't understand.
00:41:30I would take it against my will.
00:41:32I-
00:41:32Shut the fuck up.
00:41:34No, it's Danny that you want, and I can tell you where he's going.
00:41:38You think I'm done?
00:41:40Ah, he's going to Ottawa.
00:41:42Him and your other accomplice.
00:41:43The kooky guy with the beautiful hair.
00:41:45They are not my accomplices.
00:41:47So you do think I'm done?
00:41:48Okay.
00:41:49That's how we're gonna play it?
00:41:50No, listen, I just, I just, I need to talk to a lawyer, okay?
00:41:52I do get one phone call.
00:41:53Oh, my friend, that is what you're wrong.
00:41:56You see, I'm not the police.
00:41:57And you, don't get to call nobody.
00:42:00What?
00:42:01Yeah!
00:42:10What's up, man?
00:42:11What?
00:42:12What?
00:42:13How close are they?
00:42:13How close are they?
00:42:15Why, why, why?
00:42:16I'm close.
00:42:18What?
00:42:19What?
00:42:20What?
00:42:22What?
00:42:24What?
00:42:35what is this place my summer bomb shelter of course jason biggs what were you expecting
00:42:43todd simmons or something oh that was good oh my goodness that was fantastic
00:42:51you're supposed to be dead god you look terrible buddy tiago did you offer him a drink i did not
00:42:55what about some mango i could slice one up for you i'm okay what do you think tiago should we
00:43:01like
00:43:02tie him up or something is that a good idea you know it's really whatever you feel jason i don't
00:43:05know tiago that's why i was asking you do we even have rope oh we have rope okay great then
00:43:10we might
00:43:11as well use it right maybe some duct tape for his mouth huh how's that look perfect great
00:43:17well done tiago thank you go have yourself some mango hey i don't want to be rude but i'm kind
00:43:23of like up to here with mangoes for today so
00:43:31suit yourself lots of good mangoes not being taken advantage of
00:43:37so you are probably wondering why haven't we shot you in the face yet
00:43:42it's because we need your brother the criminal formerly known as sheriff deacon
00:43:47shrimp you see i am the victim here okay sure myself and thousands of others may be faking
00:43:57our death in order to well i'm sure you know all that
00:44:04what's that do you get what just one more time
00:44:14this is making me so uncomfortable this whole like you know tied up interrogation vibe it makes
00:44:19me feel like the bad guy and you're not the bad guy exactly you are the victim but thank you
00:44:23let's
00:44:23scale it back let's scale it back yeah scaling it back okay nope okay how does this look tiago
00:44:36yeah you know it looks like two guys just casually enjoying mangoes perfect perfect yeah great great now
00:44:43uh where was i ah yes the point is i am not hurting anyone but if i don't have my
00:44:50ticket this whole
00:44:52charade would be for naught right yeah yeah right so i need you to contact your brother and explain the
00:44:59situation what is the situation
00:45:01that i'm being held hostage hold up whoa wait a minute stop that yikes
00:45:09no that's uh that word and and again i am not the bad guy okay you know what yep tiago
00:45:17yep bring the ropes back okay much better much better now
00:45:23now you need to inform your brother that he has 24 hours to find that kyle friend of his
00:45:30uh it's it's clyle what his name is clyle are you like stuttering or no it's clyle clyle with a
00:45:38gannel song yeah oh k l y l e oh stupid name yeah that does explain though why he's been
00:45:46so difficult
00:45:47to track he got you yeah very clever very clever regardless you need to facilitate returning what
00:45:53is rightfully mine or this dog gets it who whose dog is that lives are on the line here
00:46:04don't make tiago become the bad guy i'll do it but i don't want to daddy doesn't even have a
00:46:08cell phone
00:46:09there's literally no way to contact him oh well in that case tiago bye bye puppy no no wait wait
00:46:13wait
00:46:14i just remembered he gave me this
00:46:19damn it oopsie tiago yep
00:46:23did we not frisk him i did i did jason i swear it's just i got super distracted by his
00:46:28massive
00:46:29amount of foreskin man it was like tickling a sharp pain man you could feel all that dude you can
00:46:33see it
00:46:35oh my god wow you can see it yeah very nice what is it i i don't know he told
00:46:42me it's it's like a
00:46:43locating beacon for if we ever get separated this is obviously just a black rubik's cube well i see what's
00:46:50happening you think we're done no no no no no no no not at all i know my tech and
00:46:57that is definitely some
00:46:58elder high tech right there okay fine how does it work smart guy i i don't know
00:47:08um what if i just like twist it good thinking great
00:47:36born a worm spins a cocoon goes to sleep wakes up a butterfly oh what the fuck is that about
00:48:10there's mr sleepyhead what happened i don't know you were just having one crazy-ass nightmare or
00:48:16something i'm just kidding jason biggs really did kidnap you i figured you'd wander off at some
00:48:22point and get snagged by one of his minions so the beacon i gave you was actually an elder stun
00:48:26grenade
00:48:29what the is going on
00:48:34i haven't been completely honest with you no the police aren't the only ones that are after me
00:48:39i had in my possession extremely classified information proof that aliens not only exist but
00:48:44have been living amongst us since the 1996 summer olympics
00:48:51you just had your first run-in with a member of the coalition they're a group of tech giants and
00:48:56celebrities and politicians who have been secretly dealing with said extraterrestrial beings we call
00:49:01them elders selling earth's natural resources for decades
00:49:09the coalition agreed to let the elders suck the earth dry under two conditions
00:49:13one that they would provide space shuttles to go to a new habitable world and two
00:49:17that they get ten percent of the back end
00:49:24why do you think so many rich and famous people have been dying at such a rapid pace these last
00:49:28few
00:49:28years take jason biggs for instance it's because they're not dying they're covering up for the fact
00:49:33that they're leaving this god forsaken rock for greener pastures i didn't believe it either until
00:49:37i saw jason biggs face down in a mango it might be the most insane conspiracy theory on the planet
00:49:41but
00:49:41if everything danny's saying is true then yeah we gotta do something about it i don't care stop
00:49:48involving me in this we want to let the world know that the planet is being sold off by the
00:49:53coalition i don't
00:49:54care i just want to go to ottawa that's it we're gonna make it to ottawa and you're gonna get
00:49:59there on time
00:50:00and once the whistle is blown no one can touch us like snowden and other tattletales will be protected
00:50:05and our names will be cleared but you're gonna have to stick with us okay buddy how do you feel
00:50:11about that
00:50:20god damn coalition we don't have time for this
00:50:35you all right just wanted a better life a fresh start in a new place but you'll get it
00:50:43one way or another look at what he has done to me oh wait you can't because you prefer
00:50:53to be blind this isn't normal there's no such thing as normal luke look i used to have a strong
00:50:58narrative that i believed it like after my mom's death and losing everything to a houseboat fire
00:51:03i realized the only way i was going to survive this chaotic world is if i just kept admitting to
00:51:08myself that i don't get it i had to accept the absurdity except the chaos except the todd simmons of
00:51:14you know we gotta go right now hey boss i just have like a couple of notes but like i
00:51:28don't want you
00:51:29to take this the wrong way okay yeah sure sure sure okay sometimes i feel like we can um like
00:51:35shorten the
00:51:36time between like talking to the people and like killing them that's a good note good note thank you
00:51:42you know the power that you exude when you like say less is wow i understand what you're saying
00:51:48i get it i get it thank you tiago but like do you though yes tiago i said i get
00:51:52it god
00:51:59i have what you seek if you'd like to end this race come to the following coordinates with 27.7
00:52:05million dollars in a large gucci batuan briefcase this is quiet by the way you know i don't mess around
00:52:18i don't turn this off i was not cheating
00:52:25did you hear that
00:52:29no i'm pretty far away what no because i'm pretty far away okay hey tiago what rhymes with 12 30
00:52:37a.m
00:52:39phlegm phlegm okay yeah i can make that work oh looks like clio just crossed the border how do you
00:52:46know oh same reason i knew where luke was microchips you see your soccer mom conspiracy theorist thinks
00:52:52that the government tracks us through vaccines not true in fact not even the elders have that kind of tech
00:52:56no
00:52:56it's any time you go get your teeth cleaned or a cavity filled the dentist inject you with microchips
00:53:01so you're saying all dentists are actually undercover government agents contractors yes
00:53:05think about it i mean have you ever met a dentist that doesn't seem like they're hiding some horrible
00:53:09secret the answer is no so what's our plan for crossing badger ah ha ha ha ha ha ha now
00:53:19it's time
00:53:19for you to get a taste of your own bullshit go on tell them allison tell them that you're you're
00:53:23not
00:53:23really a badger or whatever the fuck no no better yet why don't you say i haven't been completely
00:53:29honest with you danny luke i don't think you just tell them the truth
00:53:37i haven't been completely honest with you danny
00:53:42what do you mean
00:53:48i mean the subterranean bobsled track that was big enough to smuggle cars collapse last fall we're
00:53:54gonna have to pass across my love using a basic diversion tactic from 3pm to 5pm there are only two
00:53:58agents stopping us from getting across from there it's a straight shot to highway 34. god damn it
00:54:03so your subterranean bobsled track that's like a canadian version of an underground railroad shut up what
00:54:08would have been perfect no matter so uh what's your diversion plan i'll leave that up to you but
00:54:13it's got to be big um afterwards meet up at these coordinates just north of the border copy that roger
00:54:18over and out these days it's hard to hold anyone's attention so it's got to make as little sense as
00:54:23possible we need to make a few stops
00:54:38whoa well that went smoothly okay according to clio's teeth he's just off the main road by big mountain
00:54:44crest aren't you going to even ask me how i made it look like i sucked the blood out of
00:54:47that live
00:54:47chicken without actually having
00:54:54oh
00:55:17What happened?
00:55:19Is that rhetorical or can you actually not see?
00:55:22Both.
00:55:32I can tell by Clio's teeth he's still alive we just have to follow his tracks and you can see
00:55:37here he was dragged off by several people or one person who was really good at break dancing we'll
00:55:43go with the former you okay bud oh yeah I'm totally cool man I know that look you look like
00:55:54you're
00:55:55about to have a psychotic break right again Danny you actually been right about a lot lately but no
00:56:02there's no but man you're fucking Galileo you're you're you're you're the boy with the wolf in fact
00:56:07I can't believe I'm about to say this after everything you put me through but I am sorry
00:56:11for ever doubting you you clearly know more about how the world works than I do like I would give
00:56:17you a hug right now if I could but you know that's so sweet glad you finally came around
00:56:24yeah oh I love you man love you too
00:56:35I am I am because I'm the only one
00:56:38no no no no die oh that's better ow what are you doing
00:56:55oh
00:57:11oh
00:57:13I am Taco Gary's guacamole picante I did my part
00:57:15hey take your damn ticket
00:57:19wait up
00:57:21good luck
00:57:24got the golden ticket
00:57:27I'm not mad bro I'm proud of you for taking the initiative
00:57:30you don't need me anymore let me go
00:57:32there's no point in leaving Luke I haven't been completely honest with you
00:57:38there is no job in Ottawa
00:57:40nice try go fuck yourself
00:57:41there's not I made the whole thing up
00:57:44it's not gonna work
00:57:45all right if you don't believe me take the name of that new dinosaur
00:57:49it's namastat and spell it backwards
00:57:53as if that's that's the stupidest thing ever
00:58:03no no yeah no yeah yeah yeah yeah it spells Todd Simmons doesn't it
00:58:10I'm sorry brother but the ends justify the beans okay this is for your own good
00:58:17it was you this whole time the months
00:58:23emails and the calls the fucking femur bump
00:58:29yeah it was a lot of work but I knew it was the only way to safely get you to
00:58:34Ottawa
00:58:36why do you hate me so much
00:58:38I don't hate you I love you and it doesn't change anything
00:58:43whether you like it or not I'm the one that got you into this mess and I'm the only one
00:58:47who
00:58:47could get you out so we have to stick together
00:58:49all right look feel free to punch me I deserve it come on let me have it
00:58:52I can't feel my face anyway
00:58:53come on bro I'm sorry let me explain everything all right
00:59:20I'll you dirty piece of shit I know exactly what happened here he's trying to give the price back to
00:59:27the coalition but got taken instead
00:59:29the backstabber becomes the backstab stabby got stabbed in the back guy
00:59:35if he only knew that money would be completely worthless in two weeks anyways
00:59:42what's that Jason biggs he's trying to never mind
00:59:49there we go here we go okay do the rope rope rope rope rope uh huh then yeah there you
00:59:55go okay very hostage hey hey look at me
00:59:58no look at me I'm not the bad guy okay I'm as much of a victim as you are you
01:00:03think I want to be here I don't want to be doing this
01:00:05neither do I that's why I'm out of here
01:00:07sweep
01:00:08oh shit
01:00:09what is he doing
01:00:10I believe he's trying to kick us
01:00:13sweep
01:00:13and that's why you never take martial arts lessons from cash Israel it's all leg sweeps
01:00:18sweep
01:00:18Marco
01:00:19follow
01:00:19okay
01:00:21go over there
01:00:23Marco
01:00:24follow
01:00:25okay now go over there
01:00:26sweep
01:00:26follow
01:00:26to you
01:00:28how long
01:00:28let me get in my way
01:00:29sweep
01:00:30what is he doing
01:00:31axe kick
01:00:33I need a break
01:00:34hey hey
01:00:35let me case man
01:00:36yeah that was really fun
01:00:36hey come
01:00:37okay
01:00:37let's lay down on here man
01:00:39is the rest area?
01:00:39yeah rest area just watch the knees watch the knees
01:00:41watch the knees
01:00:43here
01:00:43yeah yeah yeah I got you
01:00:45shit
01:00:49oh shit
01:00:49oh god
01:00:49what are you going to put the light on the tarp
01:00:52go check the minivan
01:00:52it's going to be in there somewhere
01:00:54yes
01:00:54they don't have it yet
01:00:55hold my weight
01:00:56okay I got it
01:00:57wait a minute
01:00:57remember when Clio was talking about a secret smuggling compartment under the minivan passenger seat
01:01:01oh shit
01:01:02they killed him
01:01:03yes it has to be there
01:01:04come on
01:01:08come on bro
01:01:09got it
01:01:10got it
01:01:11ahhhhhhhhh
01:01:12she stranded us here
01:01:13I should have known better
01:01:15it's like Todd Simmons always said
01:01:17Danny
01:01:17hang on
01:01:19hang on
01:01:21I think it's in here
01:01:22I got it
01:01:23I got it
01:01:24I found it
01:01:25I got it
01:01:26I don't care
01:01:26well you should care
01:01:27this is probably the most important thing that you'll ever
01:01:30crack
01:01:30crack
01:01:30do shit
01:01:35sir
01:01:36can I have a hug
01:01:37sir
01:01:38can I just please have one hug
01:01:43sorry man
01:01:46oh
01:01:47well
01:01:48let's do this
01:01:48how many times did you check me again
01:01:50I don't know
01:01:51like five
01:01:51I need a bump
01:01:53of coke
01:01:54oh dear
01:01:56you're gonna be kidding me
01:01:58Ah!
01:01:59Ah!
01:02:00Ah!
01:02:02Ah!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:05Ah!
01:02:09Ah!
01:02:15Ah!
01:02:17Ah!
01:02:18Ah!
01:02:20Ah!
01:02:20Sorry, dude!
01:02:21Okay.
01:02:22Fuck!
01:02:24No!
01:02:24Okay.
01:02:25Oh, God!
01:02:26Ah!
01:02:26Ah!
01:02:27Too many fucking pedals!
01:02:29Ah!
01:02:30Okay!
01:02:30Ah!
01:02:31This is work!
01:02:32Fuck!
01:02:33Ah!
01:02:36Ah!
01:02:37Ah!
01:02:37Oh!
01:02:38No!
01:02:39Leave me alone!
01:02:41Oh!
01:02:44Oh!
01:02:45Oh!
01:02:45Oh!
01:02:46Hang on, dude!
01:02:48Yeah!
01:02:51Oh!
01:02:54Oh!
01:02:55Oh!
01:02:55Oh!
01:03:05Sorry.
01:03:06No!
01:03:10Oh!
01:03:11Oh!
01:03:12Oh!
01:03:17Welcome back to Taco Gary's.
01:03:21Check your weapons in with me, sir.
01:03:28Okay.
01:03:29It's always the wake-up of the fiesta at Taco Gary's.
01:03:33So eat up, Mr. No, tomorrow.
01:03:35Okay.
01:03:37Okay, buddy, wakey-wakey.
01:03:39Ah!
01:03:40Woo!
01:03:41Mmm!
01:03:42It's okay, it's okay, you're safe now.
01:03:44What happened?
01:03:44Where are we?
01:03:45Are we in the shuttle?
01:03:46No, we're at Taco Gary's.
01:03:47You passed out.
01:03:48Really?
01:03:48Yeah.
01:03:49That doesn't sound like me.
01:03:50I must have been trying to teach you a valuable life lesson or something.
01:03:53Hey, guys.
01:03:54I gotta say, this has been a blast.
01:03:57Really.
01:03:57All the chasing and the shooting.
01:04:00Wow.
01:04:00How fun.
01:04:02Okay, it has had its moments.
01:04:03Come on, right?
01:04:04We've been having a great time.
01:04:05What was your favorite?
01:04:06Like the...
01:04:07Marco Polo?
01:04:08Marco Polo was funny.
01:04:08That was really funny.
01:04:09He was watching him run around.
01:04:10He was like...
01:04:11He thought there were like six of you.
01:04:12Yeah, I wasn't.
01:04:13It was great.
01:04:14Anyway, please hand it over.
01:04:15Oh, you want it?
01:04:17Okay, listen.
01:04:18This motherfucker.
01:04:19We are aware...
01:04:20Okay, shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:04:21We are aware of the Taco Gary's truce, but you're gonna have to leave eventually if you
01:04:25want to catch that shuttle.
01:04:26Oh, really?
01:04:27So you could kill us too?
01:04:28If you just hand over the ticket, we will let bygones be bygones.
01:04:32You blew my best friend's head off.
01:04:35He said you were just associates.
01:04:36No!
01:04:37We were best...
01:04:39Actually, you know what?
01:04:40I never really liked the guy.
01:04:41Hey, guys.
01:04:42Look me in the eyeball.
01:04:43Right here.
01:04:43Okay?
01:04:44Last chance to save your skins.
01:04:45Please just fucking hand it over.
01:04:47Yeah, just give it back to him, baby.
01:04:48No!
01:04:49Fuck you, Jason Biggs, and your Portuguese Popeye.
01:04:52Super rude.
01:04:52People need to know about this.
01:04:54Why?
01:04:54So they can pretend to know what's best for humanity?
01:04:56Please.
01:04:58Leave that to us celebrities.
01:05:00Yeah, and celebrity-adjacent people.
01:05:01No.
01:05:02You talked about this to me.
01:05:03Just celebrities.
01:05:04Sorry, I did it again.
01:05:05That is enough.
01:05:07Oh, my goodness.
01:05:11What's this now?
01:05:12It's a Pinnacide Elder.
01:05:13What?
01:05:13A fucking alien, dude.
01:05:27You two.
01:05:28Stand up.
01:05:29Your Majesty, these are the ones that have...
01:05:31Silence, unless you would like to ejaculate guacamole picante.
01:05:35What?
01:05:36I can make any human secrete guacamole picante from any orifice.
01:05:40Behold.
01:05:44Oh.
01:05:45Oh.
01:05:46Fuck.
01:05:48See?
01:05:49What do you want, you conquistador?
01:05:53Clever.
01:05:55Follow me.
01:05:56Daniel.
01:05:57Lucas.
01:05:59We travel by Silver Sonic.
01:06:02No one would suspect the master race of the galaxy to drive a spacious yet affordable compact sedan.
01:06:07A great cover with a great turning radius.
01:06:10Just get to the point.
01:06:11Ah, yes.
01:06:12I had been following you two for some time now.
01:06:14VP.
01:06:15You want to expose us.
01:06:17Hell yeah, we do.
01:06:18This can't be.
01:06:19How?
01:06:20Why is...
01:06:21A galactic super race interested in Earth?
01:06:23I will soon show you.
01:06:25Trust me, Luke.
01:06:25You don't want to know.
01:06:26No, no, no.
01:06:27He should know the whole truth.
01:06:30We are here for the same reason why your people invade...
01:06:33Well, anywhere.
01:06:35Oil.
01:06:35For fuck's sakes.
01:06:37Yes, it is true.
01:06:38Every planet in the galaxy runs on oil.
01:06:41Told you, Luke.
01:06:42It's fucking bonkers.
01:06:44We are currently collecting the last of your earthly reserves.
01:06:47Once our extraction is complete, we plan on exterminating all life on this planet.
01:06:51Why?
01:06:53Dead organic material mixes with other sediment when buried.
01:06:56Over millions of years, under high pressure and high temperature, the remains of these
01:07:01organisms transform into what we know as fossil fuels.
01:07:05By exterminating all life, we are simply creating a new oil reserve to be harvested in 16 million years.
01:07:12Which to an elder is not long at all.
01:07:14We did the same process with the organisms you call dinosaurs.
01:07:18You killed the dinosaurs?
01:07:20Literally my one and only interest?
01:07:23Told you you weren't ready.
01:07:24No.
01:07:24No, no, no.
01:07:25This doesn't make any sense.
01:07:27Because if you can fly through space and live for millions of years, then why don't you just
01:07:30synthesize your own fucking oil?
01:07:31Mwah.
01:07:32It is very political.
01:07:34Too many jobs would be lost by transitioning to greener hypercoils.
01:07:38Fucking unions.
01:07:39However, we are not barbarian invaders.
01:07:42Therefore, we have made a deal with your chieftains.
01:07:45In exchange for the oil and destruction of all life, we have allowed for passage to a brand
01:07:50new planet development in the Midwestern Milky Way.
01:07:54I think I'm gonna throw up.
01:07:58Was it something I said?
01:08:00Uh, yeah.
01:08:01It's everything you said.
01:08:03Listen, human.
01:08:05We elders are not without our empathy.
01:08:07I feel your plight and your anguish.
01:08:13Cool.
01:08:14You'll be glad to know that I will be asking our board of directors for a 100-year delay
01:08:18in humanity's destruction.
01:08:20100 years?
01:08:21Yes.
01:08:22All you must do is continue to keep our existence a secret.
01:08:27Why?
01:08:28I wasn't sworn to anything.
01:08:29I'm not part of the coalition.
01:08:30You are now.
01:08:48I'm not part of the group.
01:08:51I'm not part of the group.
01:08:57You won't be able to bring them back.
01:09:01I don't know.
01:09:03You are just beginning to end.
01:09:06What?
01:09:06like yourself but you got yourself a deal fantastic now we seal the agreement with a
01:09:12simple genital cupping of course we do fucking weirdos they're a little higher oh jesus
01:09:33oh dear lock there happy now we got all the proof that you need and then we could just return
01:09:40the
01:09:40whatever the fuck to jason what the fuck are you doing you idiot we were just about to
01:09:46actually you know what fuck it it's better this way come on let's go what about the alien
01:09:51oh yeah uh i haven't been completely honest with you god damn it the plan was never to reveal them
01:09:59to the world or blow any whistles okay then why are you doing all of this what is the point
01:10:04why did i
01:10:04just assault a freaking alien i didn't tell you to do that look whatever the world's about to end and
01:10:10the shuttle's leaving today so forget this thing and it's a two-headed dick come on
01:10:26please answer the question why are you trying to fuck me over so hard why am i here i told
01:10:31you the
01:10:31shuttle is here what shuttle fuck bingo bongo
01:10:41the entrance to the spaceport is around here somewhere i'm 99.7 percent sure this is where
01:10:45the elders first made contact this is where they had their first taco gary's taco it has to be here
01:10:49it could look like anything it could be tiny it could be invisible it definitely won't look like a door
01:11:20is this it
01:11:25yes yes yes good eye yes come on
01:11:32come on
01:11:35come on
01:11:38damn damn damn
01:11:42don't go
01:12:00welcome to the taco gary's interstellar space
01:12:24luke
01:12:25i haven't been completely honest with you
01:12:29yeah yeah i know that no but you don't know why the reason i haven't been completely honest with
01:12:34you until this exact moment is because you never believe it all at once
01:12:38yeah
01:12:38fair when i found out that we only had a couple weeks left i knew i had to get you
01:12:42on the last shuttle
01:12:42out of here and i know i've done nothing but lie to you but if there was ever a time
01:12:47for you to trust me
01:12:48it's right now
01:12:51so you're gonna take this ticket and you're gonna get on that shuttle you know why
01:12:57because your life depends on it take it
01:13:01but it's my ticket it was meant for me you are not seeming to grasp the complaint here present it
01:13:07and you may board it was stolen oh that's too bad possession may be nine tenths of the law for
01:13:12humans it is 100 for elders we do not have laws against stealing what why not because we do not
01:13:18steal da ha every elder has what he slash she such people needs it's portable gasoline what was that what
01:13:25what to the excess what i missed what look this isn't fair okay i faked my own death already i'm
01:13:31sorry but no ticket no boarding jason look go go go go next attention all passengers the shuttle will
01:13:43be boarding in seven minutes but what about you don't worry about me you've done enough of that in
01:13:47your life okay this is me returning the favor no no because if all that were true then then then
01:13:52why me
01:13:54man and and why not like a doctor or even a competent swimmer because you offer something that most of
01:14:00these self-entitled important people here don't you are a good person you care about your neighbors your
01:14:08family you make people feel good about themselves yeah sure the new world will need innovators and
01:14:14goal-driven risk-takers to keep humanity moving forward but kind delicate good neighbors like yourself
01:14:20for the foundation so knowing that there'll be good people like you on earth 2.0 gives me hope
01:14:27and that's more than enough for me
01:14:31this is absolutely insane i know it is it's fucking insane but i need you to embrace the chaos
01:14:37i need you to accept the todd simmons of it all look i'm asking you do you trust me
01:14:50i can't believe i'm about to say this but yeah
01:14:56cough cough i can't believe my good luck makes me wonder why i didn't just wait for you guys here
01:15:02but
01:15:03a little ass can't change the past anyway this is the part of the story hello what you're doing
01:15:08it again man doing what again the monologue we talked about this sorry please just shoot them
01:15:13you're right much simpler no more thank you very much thank you
01:15:17it again tiago yep that was on me so sorry what the fuck man
01:15:30it's just like
01:15:41where are you now
01:15:52Oopsie. Looks like it's over, no?
01:15:55You see, we are covering the only exit.
01:15:59But tell you what, you come on out and there will be no more bloodshed.
01:16:04From Esa Portuguesa.
01:16:05Now that is a Portuguese promise.
01:16:11I knew it would end one day in an office.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Nothing.
01:16:14I have a plan.
01:16:15When I give you the signal, you run back to the space door.
01:16:19Got it?
01:16:20What about you?
01:16:20Didn't I tell you to stop worrying about me?
01:16:26What the fuck?
01:16:33Bingo, bongo, get your tickets to outer space, hear?
01:16:37Hey.
01:16:40Say, asshole, they have your prize. Come and get it.
01:16:43Jesus, what the fuck are you doing, you idiot?
01:16:46Come and get it, you mango-eating motherfuckers.
01:16:50Hey, Luke, this is the signal.
01:16:52Go, go, go.
01:16:53Luke, go, run.
01:16:56Well, well, well, well.
01:16:58Seems to me.
01:16:59Well, please, not another fucking monologue.
01:17:01Please.
01:17:01You're right.
01:17:02Let me just do it.
01:17:02Go ahead, go ahead.
01:17:03Thank you so much.
01:17:04Run, Luke!
01:17:09So many years got a face that's old
01:17:13Saw the world unfold
01:17:15And the truth be told
01:17:18In a steadfast love
01:17:21In a steadfast love
01:17:38Oh, my God, that feels so sad.
01:17:40They look great.
01:17:41They look so good.
01:17:42Yeah, they look really good.
01:17:44It's pretty good.
01:17:46Is this empty?
01:17:46Son of a...
01:17:47It's empty!
01:17:48What?
01:17:48That motherfucker's right there!
01:17:49Son of a...
01:17:51Come on!
01:17:51Come on!
01:18:19The boarding pass, please.
01:18:23I know what you're thinking.
01:18:24Why don't you just go ahead
01:18:25and shoot me already?
01:18:26Doesn't even matter
01:18:26as the world will end in two weeks.
01:18:28No.
01:18:28But this isn't easy for us.
01:18:30Jesus Christ, man.
01:18:30Okay?
01:18:30Can you literally not help yourself
01:18:31with the monologue shit?
01:18:34Sorry, did...
01:18:34What do you mean the world's gonna end
01:18:36in two weeks?
01:18:37Oh, come on.
01:18:38I told you this is the last shuttle.
01:18:40I thought you figured it out already.
01:18:42No, I didn't figure it out.
01:18:43Wait, are the elders destroying the earth?
01:18:45No, no, no, not at all.
01:18:46Oh, thank goodness.
01:18:47Just all life on earth.
01:18:48What?
01:18:48Why did you just tell me the truth, man?
01:18:50No one wants to believe the truth anymore.
01:18:52You said I wouldn't inherit your fortune.
01:18:54You still do.
01:18:55And I have like two weeks to spend it?
01:18:56Twelve days, technically.
01:18:57Oh!
01:18:58You lie.
01:18:59Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:19:00Thiago, what are you doing, buddy?
01:19:03Come on, it's me, Jason.
01:19:05So I wasn't completely honest with you, but it was for your own good, buddy.
01:19:09I wanted your last precious moments to be lived in blissful ignorance.
01:19:13Again, I am the good guy here.
01:19:16Actually, no, Jason.
01:19:17You are not the good guy.
01:19:18You are the bad guy.
01:19:20You have always been the bad guy.
01:19:23You take that back.
01:19:25I am the hero!
01:19:28Leonardo, come on, help me out here.
01:19:32This is why you should never trust the Portuguese.
01:19:34What did you say?
01:19:34What was it?
01:19:34You said something about the Portuguese?
01:19:35No, nothing.
01:19:36No, fuck you, man.
01:19:37You know how it changed for you?
01:19:39And fuck this eye patch.
01:19:40You know he told me to wear it because it would make me more intimidating?
01:19:43Well, guess what?
01:19:43It doesn't.
01:19:44This gun does.
01:19:45New plan.
01:19:46I'm taking the fucking ticket.
01:19:50The hell?
01:19:52What is that supposed to be?
01:19:54Is that supposed to be, uh...
01:19:56Uh, give me a sec.
01:19:57I can't take my eyes off and look at it.
01:19:59Give me a second.
01:20:00Give me a sec.
01:20:01But what's the significance of the boobs, though?
01:20:03It's super hypnotic, but it makes no sense, though.
01:20:06Wait a minute.
01:20:07Wait a minute.
01:20:08It's not supposed to make any sense.
01:20:11Because it's a ruse.
01:20:16Fart Muffin!
01:20:21He's shot there!
01:20:22I know.
01:20:23Just keep running.
01:20:25This is the final boarding call from the last shuttle to New Earth.
01:20:28The doors will be closing momentarily.
01:20:30If you do not wish to be incinerated and repurposed as fossil fuel,
01:20:33please proceed to engage immediately.
01:20:40Okay.
01:20:41I got it.
01:20:42I got it.
01:20:44I got it.
01:20:54Excuse me, sirs.
01:20:56But murder is not allowed in a Taco Gary's.
01:20:59And this port is technically on Taco Gary's property.
01:21:02So, you know the penalty.
01:21:04You see why I kept you in the dark?
01:21:06I see it now.
01:21:07I'm sorry.
01:21:08Oh!
01:21:08Oh, wow!
01:21:10This is all your fault.
01:21:11I know!
01:21:12I'm sorry!
01:21:13Oh!
01:21:13Ah!
01:21:14Ah!
01:21:14Ah!
01:21:15What's that smell?
01:21:16I don't know.
01:21:17Oh, yes!
01:21:17Mangoes!
01:21:18Oh, yes!
01:21:19Mangoes!
01:21:22Oh, dear.
01:21:25Welcome aboard.
01:21:31Oh, dear.
01:21:57I'm here.
01:22:03Look, Luke, this is going to be hard to hear,
01:22:06but it's what Dan expected to happen all along.
01:22:10He never planned on leaving,
01:22:11but he didn't want you to be alone.
01:22:14I still don't get it.
01:22:15Embrace it.
01:22:16Look, this is the norm, Luke.
01:22:18The world is always ending.
01:22:20Things never make total sense,
01:22:21and sometimes our only option is to just go with the flow.
01:22:24It's the one thing we can control.
01:22:28Do you know who said that?
01:22:32Do you know who said that?
01:22:41Todd Simmons.
01:22:49And now you get it.
01:22:52You pass something down, no matter where or how.
01:22:56Well, there'll be weeds or wildflowers,
01:22:58a beast upon your boughs.
01:22:59And there's a crooked burning cigarette,
01:23:02rolling on your tongue.
01:23:03Well, there'll be weeds or wildflowers,
01:23:05and you're done.
01:23:08You're done.
01:23:14La-la, la-la, la-la
01:23:40By the wind, ain't worth this little thing.
01:23:43But the world can feel the changes of a butterfly's wing.
01:23:46You saw that crooky bird and cigarette rolling on your tongue.
01:23:50We'll leave its weeds before your flowers yet have sprung.
01:23:53Will there be weeds or wildflowers when you're done?
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