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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my high school room
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working no
00:00:36Sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think good
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check now
00:00:45Just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006 is prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name
00:01:25But details
00:01:27Yeah
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and find me telling how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I wanted
00:02:00Come, come
00:02:02Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08I came back
00:02:09I came back
00:02:10I came back
00:02:15I came back
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:25You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:27I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean, go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:32How much
00:02:34How much you what?
00:02:34Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I?
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frown lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:16A
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:32Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:35Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser
00:03:42Loser
00:03:43Loser
00:03:44Loser
00:03:47Loser
00:03:48Loser
00:03:48Loser
00:03:48Loser
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:58You can always flip the script
00:03:59High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill
00:04:10Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:33And a model student
00:04:35She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just
00:04:39Sit
00:04:39Down
00:04:41And finish your lab
00:04:43Before
00:04:44I
00:04:45Fail you
00:04:48Mia joined Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:04:59So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:04Oh
00:05:08Oops
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15The shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That acid
00:05:21Don't
00:05:22I know Mia, but this is science class
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment
00:05:26On you
00:05:31Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Mom
00:05:52Mom
00:05:52Yeah you
00:05:54Look
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kinda girl who gets her crushes attention
00:06:11con con please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal don't don't call me that
00:06:19or what little miss stutter this time no more shrinking you do that again i'll stop helping
00:06:27you pass 12th grade hmm what will principal davis think if he knew i took your sats i don't know
00:06:34what you're talking about you're cheating your way into college and if you keep pushing me
00:06:39i'll ensure you don't get in shame what happened to your shirt imagine what i could do to your face
00:06:50let's see what this does to you
00:07:01put the bottle down
00:07:06high school bucket list item number three teacher least favorite teacher a lesson
00:07:10sorry miss thompson freak science accident blame chemistry
00:07:18damn yeah wasn't expecting that little fight looks good on you
00:07:23use your words don't get lost in that smile just say something
00:07:28no it's probably the stupidest thing i've ever done
00:07:30no no you look good kicking ass i like this new you
00:07:36i like the new me too goodbye shy girl hello high school 2.0
00:07:43oh you think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:49what's next mia running for prom queen stop stop
00:07:53you know what maybe i will literally no one knows you and you want to run against me
00:08:00anyone can wear a crown not people like you need a reminder nikki sharpie now
00:08:12if you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen i will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17feel
00:08:22everyone i'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26high school bucket list item number four be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31i'm officially running against jessica for prom queen
00:08:37mia mamacita watkins did i just hear you make the greatest announcement ever
00:08:43chris and k were my only real friends
00:08:45we lost touch after high school i am not losing them again
00:08:49i did i'm so glad you guys are here i just miss you so much and i love you
00:08:56come here
00:08:58it's been like 10 minutes but we love you too and since we love you let's get you right
00:09:09great more maggots have arrived besides the mia honestly who else is going to vote for you
00:09:16the misfits the outcasts anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23do the queen let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27shut it wannabe lance
00:09:29choke and die slutty spears
00:09:31well since we're doing this raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41okay and uh raise your hand if you want to vote for mia
00:09:52connor what the hell did you just give her was that your number
00:09:56my vote
00:10:00please may i not be hallucinating
00:10:03con con you already got the vote for prom king this year we have to do this together
00:10:09everyone thinks we're fairfield high's brangelina
00:10:13except for me i don't want to date you jessica
00:10:18everyone wants to date me i'm head cheerleader you're the basketball captain even our parents
00:10:24want us together it's destiny
00:10:27may the best girl win
00:10:30aww mr oliver fail again you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36understood
00:10:39got it
00:10:42where do you think you're going we have a pop quiz on theory of relativity
00:10:46the answers are a c c b i'll come back for my a later
00:10:54you're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56high school bucket list item number five
00:10:58ditch class like a badass
00:11:00check it if i'm wrong i'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05you wasted
00:11:08huh ouch
00:11:10told ya
00:11:12see you later misty
00:11:20hey i just wanted to thank you for
00:11:32i'm sorry i didn't mean to um i'll get off you now
00:11:37uh you good
00:11:39yeah oh sorry your necklace
00:11:42oh no don't worry about it it's been in my family for years it's like indestructible
00:11:46oh it's great
00:11:47thanks um my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52she's nuts
00:11:55you know i i want to polish it up and give it to a girl i like
00:11:58wow jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:02jess
00:12:03why would i give it to jess
00:12:05well because you two are a thing
00:12:07you're like the the schools uh
00:12:09kylie and chalamet
00:12:10hello who
00:12:12uh nothing no
00:12:13it's just you two were like junior
00:12:15junior prom king and queen last year so i thought
00:12:18she doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:19you do
00:12:21i see her constantly bullying everybody
00:12:23and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24that's why you won my vote
00:12:28i thought you liked her wow
00:12:33to be honest with you mia
00:12:37there's only one girl that i've ever really liked
00:12:40and it's not jess
00:12:43then who
00:12:45yeah the girl that i've always really liked
00:12:50is
00:12:52oh my god mia are you okay
00:12:54oh
00:12:55no yeah i'm fine i'm great
00:12:56what were you saying about the who you like
00:12:58oh she's out of my league
00:13:01oh god
00:13:03yeah the girl that i've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07and she's beautiful
00:13:09and smart
00:13:11and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me
00:13:15you're not dumb connor
00:13:18she's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22well i've actually got a plan to win her over
00:13:25so
00:13:26cool
00:13:27um
00:13:28but i'm not gonna ask her out until i get my grades up
00:13:31high school bucket list item number six
00:13:34pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35that you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37what did you have in mind
00:13:38well if you could help me ace this test i
00:13:42will help you win the crown
00:13:45make you prom queen
00:13:49what do you think
00:13:50what do you think
00:13:58everyone vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05vote for jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09dr jessica
00:14:11oh god don't you worry
00:14:14if i don't take her on now
00:14:16we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22oh perfect just the people i wanted to see
00:14:24you are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:29everyone i would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34oh man
00:14:36here goes nothing
00:14:37connor will join too
00:14:39since um everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43what's his challenge
00:14:44a chemistry test
00:14:45well
00:14:46great
00:14:48chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:49sexual chemistry
00:14:52sexual
00:14:53what
00:14:53the rules are simple
00:14:55mia and i will test our chemistry with connor
00:14:58and you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:01you down
00:15:06yeah you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16boo no more applause jess already has the clap
00:15:19bite me knee pads
00:15:20your little friend lost
00:15:22connor's mine okay
00:15:24this is the reunion all over again
00:15:26i'm not letting home in this time
00:15:28what the hell was that
00:15:29me winning
00:15:30i can't wait to have you back king
00:15:33concon and i are a tough act to follow but uh
00:15:36show is your best freak
00:15:39are you sure you want to do this
00:15:40it's your man mia
00:15:42shut the fuck up chris
00:15:44you don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46or anybody
00:15:46you bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50you bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother
00:15:53oops was that a secret
00:15:54i'm not doing this for them
00:15:55it's for me
00:15:58just follow my name
00:15:59high school bucket list item number set
00:16:02make the first move
00:16:04no you follow my lead
00:16:09you follow my lead
00:16:27so you guys
00:16:28who did it better
00:16:29me
00:16:36oh damn
00:16:37yeah we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39how dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:45i will destroy her life and i will win prom queen
00:16:49not if i can help it
00:16:51go
00:16:52the hotel wants us together
00:16:54don't you want to leave high school a legend
00:16:56go there
00:17:01mia
00:17:02your prince is waiting
00:17:05has fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be
00:17:08stop drooling go over there
00:17:09or you can use your mouth in another creative way
00:17:12go go go go go go go go go go go go
00:17:14bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk about that kiss.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:30You hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No, but I will one day.
00:17:37My magic 8-ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:52Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:57Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess,
00:18:06and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush,
00:18:13but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information,
00:18:22the next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:24is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:18:28So, we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:40You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do,
00:18:56I will embarrass you so bad,
00:18:59you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Nita.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:09Mia, where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19All right.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's bake-off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:41High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef, ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:04Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll let's make this in here.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:50And then this.
00:21:53That's under the nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the science nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:34Oh!
00:22:36Oh, she's awful.
00:22:39Oh!
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins,
00:22:42you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist.
00:22:53Always.
00:22:54Has a plan.
00:22:58And time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:18It's so crazy!
00:23:19It's so crazy!
00:23:20It's crazy!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's senior bake-off is...
00:24:01The winner of this year's senior bake-off is...
00:24:11Mia Watkins!
00:24:14Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake-Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do it.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that, loser!
00:24:53Sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus nerds!
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:13Stop it!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:40You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong, and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's going to fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me.
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:32Like a...
00:27:34Oh, like us.
00:27:37Together.
00:27:38Another?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:49Okay.
00:27:54Okay.
00:28:08I promise to be a good boy.
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions about that?
00:29:03Dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, like, just abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18Okay, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Can I?
00:29:25What?
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Picep, racchii.
00:29:39Pectalis major.
00:29:44Rectus abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria, amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:54No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezebizias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:00You're that cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You?
00:31:41No!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12Daddy, you're crazy.
00:32:15No, I'm not just sure.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's right there!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34Oh!
00:32:34Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:35Come on, come on!
00:32:35Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:51Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:23Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass, and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Cellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38I have a surprise for you.
00:35:39Oh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Take it off.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16No, no, no.
00:36:17Hey, you don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No, no, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:30to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or one?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I...
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:33What a surprise.
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's going to break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting.
00:39:08I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:39:20Oh, shit.
00:39:24Caps here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, my different brother.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45Alright.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47I got a party to get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:05Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid.
00:40:12He's not even close to my type.
00:40:13So, who is?
00:40:17You are.
00:40:23You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list, item number 11.
00:40:55Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She won't like once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or not.
00:41:09I mean, if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22It's going away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah, let's go.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:46Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to
00:42:04be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12You have to tell her to buy it.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:38I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You're Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll start you in on the way over.
00:43:01Okay.
00:43:06Okay.
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:14Okay.
00:43:19Okay.
00:43:25I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:31Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia Wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:48And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:58Actually, it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:21You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all, but the only one getting exposed today
00:45:06is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato candy.
00:45:20Yeah, show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know I.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks, okay?
00:45:48High school bucket list, item number 12.
00:45:51Flam it while you've got it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouth-breakers have a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Ugh.
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey.
00:47:50Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:57Now.
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, hey.
00:48:12Hey, hey.
00:48:13Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:31I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:49Come on.
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:16Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:36Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46And you're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:11Okay.
00:50:12Okay.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:17Okay.
00:50:20Okay.
00:50:20Okay.
00:50:26Okay.
00:50:33Okay.
00:50:34Okay.
00:50:36Okay.
00:50:42Okay.
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice you scared me god no I don't I like to sing when I'm busy or
00:51:01bored
00:51:01so it's never around anyone which is good I'm not just anyone
00:51:12what is all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21you want to help me rap? Mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you
00:51:40so eight ball girl what's future me like don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not don't even look I know you're not
00:51:54you're you're actually super successful really smart kind
00:52:05you're pretty perfect actually
00:52:12no wonder I was in love
00:52:20hold up who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:22no one I meant that I was in love with being from the future because now I know all of
00:52:35these is awesome
00:52:36yeah so so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba so you gotta get over that Britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:50okay
00:52:52you know I can actually uh read the future also
00:52:55really?
00:52:56you know what I see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to
00:53:08question
00:53:10are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:23Connor
00:53:25your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad actually
00:53:28come on you don't want to be late
00:53:31okay
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these man
00:53:47this will win you crazy votes
00:53:49sure
00:53:51but
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because in a few months we will all glue our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what'll happen then
00:54:04right?
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh
00:54:14you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much
00:54:19I already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now?
00:54:36me?
00:54:38no
00:54:38I'm just giving my besties
00:54:41the gifts they deserve
00:54:42but I'm sure
00:54:44they'll like your uh
00:54:46goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:50besties
00:54:52you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course I do
00:54:57well
00:54:58the hot ones
00:54:59the rest are freaks not people
00:55:01but hey money talks right?
00:55:04even to losers with
00:55:05social rabies
00:55:08but come on now
00:55:09let's see what you got
00:55:18look
00:55:19trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:23thank you
00:55:24I got some Gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:36um
00:55:36they mean
00:55:38that you're a peasant
00:55:39trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't
00:55:42because you're a nobody Mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47relax Jack Bauer
00:55:49brutal honesty
00:55:51is an act of love
00:55:53and I love
00:55:54all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:57look
00:56:16OMG you're twinning
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair
00:56:29pancake face
00:56:30kool-aid body
00:56:31I mean it's perfect
00:56:33oh and con con
00:56:34here is your gift
00:56:36only the best
00:56:36for the basketball captain
00:56:40I don't want anything from you
00:56:43not even a brand new
00:56:45limited edition PS2
00:56:51no matter what I do
00:56:53Jess always gets her way
00:56:55prom queen
00:56:56Connor
00:56:56what am I even doing here?
00:57:01bribes aren't my thing
00:57:03maybe you should ask
00:57:04principal Davis though
00:57:05he might be down
00:57:08hey Mia wait
00:57:09hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:12they're special
00:57:13not because they're expensive
00:57:15or fancy
00:57:16but because they're from you
00:57:17no no
00:57:18I know they're stupid
00:57:20and she won this one
00:57:22so let's just go
00:57:23just trust me
00:57:24Connor
00:57:26they're gonna love them
00:57:27hey you guys
00:57:28Mia has gifts for all of you
00:57:30and you're gonna love them
00:57:35shh
00:57:59so I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets but
00:58:06I hope when you enter the real world
00:58:10you'll remember them
00:58:12Mia what did you do?
00:58:18how'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist
00:58:25but you should
00:58:26you're more talented than you know
00:58:30you just need a cool artist name
00:58:33like
00:58:34Banksy
00:58:46you'll be an amazing songwriter
00:58:48just
00:58:49write about that breakup Taylor
00:58:55that's just a little reminder to
00:58:57keep following your dreams
00:58:59be
00:59:00Jordan
00:59:03Mia
00:59:04these are
00:59:05incredible
00:59:06but I'm
00:59:07kind of confused
00:59:09by my gift
00:59:11just
00:59:12wait a few years
00:59:13you're gonna be
00:59:14filthy rich
00:59:17and
00:59:18you deserve it
00:59:23everybody shut up
00:59:25why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28why don't you open your gift and find out
00:59:31I got one for you too
00:59:38you trash
00:59:39if you don't have to use your fives
00:59:41better
00:59:42stop
00:59:43ok
00:59:44ok
00:59:44ok
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01:00:06yeah I
01:00:11me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:15this is the first lure he ever bought me how did you find magic eight ball you remember
01:00:21a year from now connor mentions this at his dad's funeral it's his favorite memory of
01:00:27them together do everything with your dad while you can
01:00:33you'll never get this time back
01:00:37thank you
01:00:41oh my god i didn't get you anything hey no just tell me what you want and i'll go get
01:00:46it
01:00:46promise me that you'll invite your dad to the games that's all i want
01:01:02for you i'll do it
01:01:09congrats looks like you went over the class
01:01:13now what
01:01:17it's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:22hey everyone
01:01:25tonight all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:57boycotting jessica's fron
01:02:02what are you rejects doing here
01:02:07animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:10we're taking a stand
01:02:12we won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:16no plastics for prom
01:02:18no plastics for prom
01:02:20you all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:23worshipped
01:02:26they were terrified of you
01:02:28it's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:31but now we've finally found our voice right
01:02:37since you suddenly think you're the joan of arc of rejects let's hear your voice
01:02:46attention everyone america's favorite outcast mia watkins just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school
01:03:14come on mia we're all waiting
01:03:20hey hey yes you can show them what you can do
01:03:26all of them
01:03:30no no i can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:32yes
01:03:33just don't look at them
01:03:35look at me
01:03:37i believe in you mia
01:03:38get your camcorder ready
01:03:40this is gonna be legendary
01:03:44i believe in you
01:03:50high school bucket list item number 14
01:03:53live your beyonce
01:03:59hi everyone
01:04:02please rise
01:04:17oh
01:04:25just look at me
01:04:34oh say can you see
01:04:40by the dawn's early light
01:04:46what so proudly we hailed
01:04:52at the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03through the perilous fight
01:05:08o'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17and the rocket's red glare
01:05:22the bombs bursting in air
01:05:27gave proof through the night
01:05:32that our flag was still there
01:05:36oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49o'er the land of the free
01:05:55and the home
01:05:58of the brave
01:06:11stop stop
01:06:14give it up for mia
01:06:17this is gonna be your new prom queen
01:06:21see
01:06:23everyone loves you mia
01:06:41if you wanna win you gotta give them a show right
01:06:43yeah
01:06:44plus i like kissing you
01:06:46what were you saying
01:06:48oh nothing that i um
01:06:49i just thought i'm really
01:06:59shit that's my dad
01:07:02what is he doing here
01:07:03he never comes to my games
01:07:04what if i fuck up
01:07:05hey
01:07:06connor you're gonna be fine
01:07:10this is the big game
01:07:12yeah
01:07:13this is the only game he cares about
01:07:15hey look at me
01:07:17i already know what happens
01:07:18remember
01:07:21listen
01:07:21in the last moment
01:07:23take that three-pointer
01:07:25it'll seem impossible
01:07:27but trust me
01:07:32i trust you
01:07:35and here we go everyone
01:07:37the big championship game
01:07:38the fairfield lions
01:07:39versus the falcons
01:07:41for the big one
01:07:42here we go ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43let's begin
01:08:11and ten seconds left
01:08:13home team is down
01:08:14two points
01:08:15and connor
01:08:16oliver
01:08:17has the ball
01:08:32he's going to risk it all on a three-pointer
01:08:34and there he goes
01:08:39yes he scores
01:08:40the fairfield lions
01:08:4249 to 48
01:08:44and they win the game
01:08:55let's go
01:08:57first an a
01:08:59and now this
01:09:02expect me
01:09:03at all your college games
01:09:05con
01:09:05really
01:09:07really
01:09:09sorry
01:09:10for missing out on this
01:09:13and on you
01:09:18i couldn't be more proud son
01:09:20looks like you got a fan
01:09:23who feels the same
01:09:25congratulations
01:09:25yeah
01:09:29yeah
01:09:30you were right about everything
01:09:33oh
01:09:33am i being pumped
01:09:35that pipply mouth breather
01:09:37isn't going to steal con con
01:09:39and my crown
01:09:41we will take her down
01:09:43and dance
01:09:43for good
01:09:45i won because of you
01:09:46no no he won because of you
01:09:48i just gave you a little hint
01:09:51but i do accept payment
01:09:53and kisses
01:09:57i could do a lot better than that
01:09:59i could do a lot better than that
01:10:24holy secrets
01:10:26pills
01:10:32are you
01:10:33cut
01:10:33com
01:10:34about
01:10:34you
01:10:34you
01:10:54and
01:10:54you
01:10:54and
01:10:54female
01:10:54into d
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with fine colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:53Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27So hot.
01:12:33Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins, will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes.
01:13:15You said.
01:13:20I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:29Oh, she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given her.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't, because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry.
01:13:54Say it again?
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:28You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46How does Lost End?
01:14:47Oh, then was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's violent.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:14:59Yeah, but this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me with this dance?
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:16Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hope they're alone.
01:15:50I'm so happy.
01:15:56I'm so happy.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:42Come, come, come.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely on your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:13Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Con-con, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but...
01:17:38Open it.
01:17:49Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:06I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:18I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes
01:18:55for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Mia Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King
01:19:13Basketball All-Star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:43Jessica Hart.
01:19:45Jessica Hart.
01:19:46I would like to thank all of my diehard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:13That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:54Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is Jessica Hart.
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, it's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:23Go ahead.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18Mia?
01:22:19No.
01:22:21These are fake.
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won, fairly, but don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see, show of hands, who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Or you.
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner queen.
01:23:18Ah!
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one, I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:32Ah!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No, it was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:07Oh!
01:24:08Ah!
01:24:09Ah!
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:11Ah!
01:24:11Ah!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's something Mia's talking about.
01:24:19You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:26You suck!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Go away no matter when or where you are.
01:24:45You can find me.
01:24:47Time traveling nerd.
01:24:49You're a time traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:05Here.
01:25:06Here.
01:25:07Here.
01:25:08Here.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11I'm okay.
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21you tripped and fell you all right
01:25:31where's jessica jessica jessica hart
01:25:37i don't know she's probably in prison by now remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:42i haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:50everything that happened senior year came too
01:25:56but that's all in the past i want to focus on the future
01:26:02you know watkins since the first time i met you in freshman year
01:26:07i loved you you were the cutest glasses wearing nerd i ever met
01:26:19and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:28to taking on the whole world i i couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner
01:26:38you're a lot kids
01:26:42will you marry me hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:56i can't believe this is happening
01:26:59you're a time traveler nia you didn't see this coming
01:27:04us getting engaged no not a million years
01:27:10but hey i guess some things you never see coming
01:27:17i always knew
01:27:31and no one makes me feel like you do
01:27:37and no one sets my body on fire
01:27:42no one gives me shivers like you
01:27:47oh no one does it better
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