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00:00:05You are fired.
00:00:09Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
00:00:12Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
00:00:16Are you certain about firing me?
00:00:17You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
00:00:21You wouldn't say that, exactly.
00:00:23Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
00:00:27Yeah, and we even made a profit.
00:00:28You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
00:00:32So take your headphones and beat it.
00:00:37Can't trash ruin my shoes.
00:00:39And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
00:00:44And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
00:00:46So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
00:00:49Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this. I'll go.
00:00:55What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
00:01:05Susan!
00:01:13Boss, she's high up in trading.
00:01:15Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
00:01:20Susan, Susan, Susan, Susan.
00:01:22Look around. Finance is a men's game.
00:01:25Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
00:01:29All right, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
00:01:37Dad, how's it going?
00:01:39I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
00:01:47Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
00:01:52How many women executives do we have Susan?
00:01:56Just two women in executive roles.
00:02:00These are the clients.
00:02:02She's a talent the board paid top dollar for, a quant model.
00:02:06She built it from scratch.
00:02:08And keeping her is non-negotiable.
00:02:10Our marketing dominance depends on it.
00:02:13Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
00:02:18Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
00:02:20Jesse?
00:02:21I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
00:02:22No, actually, Jessica.
00:02:24She's our golden goose.
00:02:25Now you need to...
00:02:26Dad, you just focus on getting better.
00:02:28I'll make sure she stays, all right?
00:02:33Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
00:02:35Wait a minute.
00:02:43Pete, honey.
00:02:45Remember our pillow talk?
00:02:47Trading director.
00:02:49One-upping Jessica.
00:02:52It's time you pay up, lover boy.
00:02:55Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
00:02:59I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
00:03:06We've got a new CEO.
00:03:08Let's lay low for a while.
00:03:12Keep your nose clean, will ya?
00:03:16Of course.
00:03:18All right.
00:03:25Pathetic.
00:03:26Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
00:03:30Come in.
00:03:32Jesse.
00:03:34Emergency.
00:03:35New boss just asked Jessica.
00:03:36What?
00:03:38Wait, he fired Jessica?
00:03:39God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
00:03:41He wants you to go see him now.
00:03:43Am I up next on the chopping block?
00:03:48Okay.
00:03:58You needed something, Jackson?
00:04:00Jesse, right?
00:04:02Damn, looking good.
00:04:03Thanks.
00:04:04Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
00:04:08I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
00:04:11Wait, that's Jessica's work.
00:04:13How does he not know this?
00:04:16Absolutely.
00:04:18Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
00:04:23You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
00:04:36You're referring to Jessica, right?
00:04:38I already fired that corporate parasite.
00:04:41I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
00:04:46Don't worry, Jackson.
00:04:47With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
00:04:50That's what I like to hear.
00:04:51All right, get going, clock's ticking.
00:04:53I'm on it.
00:04:56That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
00:04:58Smart and easy on the eyes.
00:05:01Yeah, hardly remarkable.
00:05:02That's how I hire Miss J.
00:05:03I won't need her anymore.
00:05:05Miss J?
00:05:06Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
00:05:08She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
00:05:11So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
00:05:13You've already got someone else in mind.
00:05:15Always two steps ahead, Susan.
00:05:19Susan, do you see an issue here?
00:05:21Coffee, always, right here.
00:05:23Unbelievable.
00:05:27Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
00:05:30Join TV, and I'll hand you the entire company.
00:05:55Boss, we have an emergency.
00:05:56Your wife's in serious trouble.
00:05:58Are you crazy?
00:05:59I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
00:06:01Ah, don't go around calling her that.
00:06:03You told me to call her that.
00:06:05Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
00:06:07Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
00:06:10Wait, hold on.
00:06:10You found Jessica?
00:06:11We got her.
00:06:12She's running trading at TB Securities.
00:06:14Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
00:06:17Fired her?
00:06:18She's brilliant.
00:06:18How could she get fired?
00:06:21Something's off here.
00:06:22Let's go get her.
00:06:23This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
00:06:27You idiot.
00:06:31You idiot.
00:06:32This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
00:06:36Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
00:06:40Boss, snap out of it.
00:06:42She's in security trading.
00:06:44Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
00:06:46So we'll buy one.
00:07:01This office is all mine now.
00:07:10Broke much?
00:07:12Disgusting.
00:07:21Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
00:07:26Jackson fired Jessica.
00:07:28And no one knows who she really is.
00:07:31I can take advantage of this.
00:07:40Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
00:07:44What do you think you're doing, Jesse?
00:07:47Nothing.
00:07:47I'm just trying to deal with Moo.
00:07:50Do you know what you just did?
00:07:52Your reckless typing just cost the company 200 grand.
00:07:55What?
00:07:56No, wait.
00:07:57I didn't touch anything.
00:07:59Don't try to pin this on me, Jessica.
00:08:00Good luck explaining that to the board.
00:08:02What?
00:08:05You wouldn't dare.
00:08:06I guess we'll just have to see what happens.
00:08:08Jessica, stop.
00:08:09Hey!
00:08:09I said wait!
00:08:12I...
00:08:14Jessica!
00:08:18What the hell is going on?
00:08:19Jackson, Jessica messed with a model revenge against you,
00:08:22and when I tried to stop her, she slapped me.
00:08:24That's a lie.
00:08:25You were obviously the one who...
00:08:26I was, but...
00:08:28it was me.
00:08:29I'm so sorry.
00:08:30I tried to catch her in time, but I was too late, and...
00:08:34she cost the company 200 grand in less than 60 seconds.
00:08:38I'm so sorry.
00:08:39Let them investigate.
00:08:40The error came from your terminal, Jessica.
00:08:42You can't escape this one.
00:08:44Okay, it's...
00:08:45it's not your fault.
00:08:47It's her fault.
00:08:48How is the world so full of complete idiots?
00:08:52Who are you calling an idiot?
00:08:54Think you're leaving?
00:08:55Security!
00:08:58What is the meaning of this?
00:09:01Jessica, you've assaulted one of my employees
00:09:04and tanked company assets.
00:09:06Did you really think that you were just gonna
00:09:07waltz on out the door?
00:09:08So what now?
00:09:09You're planning on having me arrested?
00:09:11That's exactly what I'll do.
00:09:13You'll have to pay back that $200,000
00:09:15and you'll serve jail time.
00:09:18Jackson, I'm wondering something.
00:09:20How did someone with your limited cognitive abilities
00:09:23become TV's CEO?
00:09:24You pathetic waste of space!
00:09:26How dare you question Jackson's leadership!
00:09:30Did you just slap me?
00:09:32You attacked me first.
00:09:33I was just defending myself.
00:09:35Jackson!
00:09:37Restrainer!
00:09:39What do you think you're doing?
00:09:40Anyone who assaults my staff
00:09:42will face consequences.
00:09:44You better get down on your hands and knees
00:09:46and beg me for forgiveness.
00:09:49And I might just let it slide.
00:09:51In your dreams.
00:09:55You ungrateful bitch!
00:09:59Whoa!
00:10:12What is with all the office drama?
00:10:14You having a party without me?
00:10:17It's the future wife of the Clooney Financial Group's president.
00:10:23Whoa!
00:10:25What is with all the office drama?
00:10:27You having a party without me?
00:10:33Well, look who it is.
00:10:35The legendary playboy himself.
00:10:36William, head of the Clooney Financial Group.
00:10:40For the record, I'm a one-woman man.
00:10:42William, what are you even doing here?
00:10:43Last time I checked, Clooney Financial
00:10:45wasn't even in the securities game.
00:10:46You're absolutely right, Jackson.
00:10:48I wasn't until about an hour ago.
00:10:50What was it called again?
00:10:51Charles Securities.
00:10:52Right.
00:10:53Jessica, word on the street is
00:10:55some idiot just fired you.
00:10:58How about joining my team?
00:11:00Have we met before?
00:11:03He actually looks at your picture every day,
00:11:05so he's pretty familiar with you.
00:11:10Are you some creep?
00:11:18What he's trying to say is
00:11:19I've reviewed your professional headshots
00:11:21while studying your exceptional training record.
00:11:24With your talents,
00:11:25our company will dominate the market.
00:11:27Dominate the market
00:11:28for a company you bought an hour ago?
00:11:31William, I think your playboy lifestyle
00:11:33has finally fried your brain.
00:11:34This moron who lost my company
00:11:37200 grand in five minutes
00:11:39is your genius trader?
00:11:41Maybe you should get your eyes checked
00:11:42instead, Jackson.
00:11:43You know nothing.
00:11:45Miss J, who I happen to know
00:11:47personally,
00:11:48is the top female trader in existence.
00:11:51Miss J?
00:11:52That's my exact online alias.
00:11:57Jackson, it was me
00:11:59emailing you all along.
00:12:01Jesse, you're Miss J?
00:12:04How could I not realize that?
00:12:05I mean, with your
00:12:06absolutely brilliant talent
00:12:08and stunning looks.
00:12:12Um, we're still here.
00:12:15You two can go get a room
00:12:16or, you know, me and Jessica
00:12:18can just get on out of here.
00:12:20Look, William.
00:12:20I don't care if you throw money
00:12:22at women for fun,
00:12:23but Jessica is TB property
00:12:26and we will handle her as we see fit.
00:12:28That's right, Mr. Clooney.
00:12:29And don't be fooled by Jessica here.
00:12:32She likes to sleep her way to the top.
00:12:35Not to mention that she lost
00:12:37200,000 of our company's money
00:12:39in less than, what, five minutes?
00:12:41Jesse, you know exactly
00:12:42who lost that 200 grand.
00:12:45And Jackson,
00:12:46does the board know you fired me?
00:12:49Are you prepared to take responsibility
00:12:51for the losses that will follow?
00:12:55Now why on earth
00:12:56would I need board approval
00:12:57to fire you?
00:12:58You think you created that model
00:12:59that TB is going to crash and burn
00:13:02without you here?
00:13:02Congratulations.
00:13:03You just answered your own question.
00:13:05What nonsense are you spewing now?
00:13:06Jesse created that model.
00:13:08TB's market dominance
00:13:09is all thanks to her.
00:13:12Jesse, you-
00:13:12Jackson!
00:13:14TB needs your leadership to succeed.
00:13:17And, you know,
00:13:18some people are just dead weight
00:13:20and we should cut our losses.
00:13:22Exactly.
00:13:23Jessica,
00:13:24you will pay back every dime
00:13:26of that $200,000.
00:13:30Jessica,
00:13:31you will pay back every dime
00:13:33of that $200,000.
00:13:41There's your money, Jackson.
00:13:44Jessica, it's time to go.
00:13:46Hold on.
00:13:48Oh!
00:13:50Jackson, fine.
00:13:52Fire me.
00:13:52But I didn't cause that $200,000 loss,
00:13:55so I'm not paying a dime.
00:13:57But about those promised dividends?
00:13:58Jessica,
00:13:59you will never see
00:14:00one cent
00:14:01of those bonuses.
00:14:03All right, then.
00:14:04I'll recover it from the market myself.
00:14:08The job offer is still on the table.
00:14:11Okay, then.
00:14:12I will make sure this check
00:14:13is money well spent.
00:14:14And what was the name of your company again?
00:14:17Charles Securities.
00:14:20Mark my words, Jackson,
00:14:22Jesse.
00:14:23Charles will crush TB
00:14:25and claim the top spot
00:14:26in no time.
00:14:43You threw $200,000
00:14:45at me
00:14:45just to buy me a whiskey.
00:14:47Well,
00:14:48when old classmates reunite,
00:14:51isn't catching up
00:14:52the first order of business?
00:14:59This photo.
00:15:00Don't remember, huh?
00:15:03It's not surprising.
00:15:04You were always first in class.
00:15:07Probably don't remember
00:15:08who came second.
00:15:32I honestly don't recall.
00:15:36so
00:15:36you do remember me then.
00:15:42So
00:15:43you do remember me then.
00:15:46Perpetually coming into second place?
00:15:49That's certainly hard to forget.
00:15:52Wow.
00:15:53Okay.
00:15:54Then perhaps
00:15:56you can make my company number one.
00:15:58Well, of course I can.
00:15:59There's no room for second place
00:16:01in my life.
00:16:02Only victories.
00:16:04Okay.
00:16:15TB Securities has seen massive layoffs
00:16:18since its new CEO took charge,
00:16:20with over a third of core staff terminated.
00:16:23Industry sources suggest
00:16:24potential internal management...
00:16:26How can I get my hands on my side?
00:16:31I can find my own way.
00:16:33Son,
00:16:34please tell me
00:16:35you did not let Jessica go.
00:16:40Miss J,
00:16:42you are everything
00:16:43I imagined and more.
00:16:46Beautiful mind,
00:16:48stunning looks.
00:16:50Yeah.
00:16:52Hey.
00:16:54Hey.
00:16:55Hey,
00:17:02Hey, Dad.
00:17:03Son, please tell me you did not let Jessica go.
00:17:09Jessica?
00:17:11Dad, no, no, no.
00:17:12I think you have the wrong...
00:17:14Easy, Jesse.
00:17:16Okay, let me just wrap this up.
00:17:18She is critical to our company's survival.
00:17:21You can't let her go.
00:17:22Dad, don't worry.
00:17:23I kept our most crucial talent.
00:17:27With our current partnership, TV is in great hands with a very bright future.
00:17:37Jesse, as you heard, we need to fast-track that model upgrade.
00:17:41What's wrong, Jackson?
00:17:42You worried about Jessica and William?
00:17:44Please.
00:17:45One's incompetent, the other one's a playboy.
00:17:47They're beneath my concern.
00:17:49Hey, but the fund's launch is all that really matters.
00:17:54I trust you completely with the fund.
00:17:58All right, after all, Miss J's fund broke all industry profit records last year in only three months.
00:18:04Jessica was that good?
00:18:06Hey, what's wrong?
00:18:08Hey.
00:18:09Jackson, don't worry.
00:18:09Hey, I'll get that upgraded model ASAP, just to make sure that the launch is perfect.
00:18:16Well, now the business is done, I say we get back to pleasure.
00:18:19Yeah.
00:18:28What?
00:18:29Charles Securities is bankrupt?
00:18:30As the previous owner, let me be clear.
00:18:32Charles is not bankrupt.
00:18:34Just nearly about to be bankrupt.
00:18:37Is there even a difference?
00:18:39Seriously?
00:18:39You couldn't find a better company to buy?
00:18:41Sir, you were so eager to woo the girl with your last-minute purchase demand.
00:18:45I didn't have to...
00:18:46Shut up.
00:18:47Fuck?
00:18:50Jessica.
00:18:51Not to worry.
00:18:52Look, if Charles fails, we'll find another firm.
00:18:55Heck, I'd even buy TB if necessary.
00:18:58Buy TB Securities.
00:18:59Oh, you got that kind of money laying around?
00:19:01Of course I do.
00:19:03Don't bother.
00:19:04As long as Charles has proper licensing, I can make it outrank TB and dominate the industry.
00:19:08Don't make me laugh.
00:19:10TB has the most advanced quantitative trading model out there.
00:19:14You can never top that, no matter how good you are.
00:19:16What if she's the genius behind TB's model?
00:19:19What?
00:19:23No, no way.
00:19:25TB is top dog solely because of their one-of-a-kind trading model.
00:19:30If you designed it, why would they ever let you go?
00:19:34Maybe because their management wouldn't see talent if it hit them in the face.
00:19:38No way.
00:19:39I'm not buying this.
00:19:40TB's management can't be that dumb.
00:19:47Is this the famous TB model you're so impressed by?
00:19:50How?
00:19:52You just recreated TB's entire trading model in just a minute?
00:19:57Oh, great one.
00:19:58How can I assist you?
00:20:00Coffee, tea, anything.
00:20:01I'm my undying loyalty.
00:20:03Anything.
00:20:06With you on the team, we'll topple TB before they know it hit them.
00:20:10I'm the boss here.
00:20:13However, boss, we have one big issue.
00:20:16We're seriously understaffed.
00:20:19That's no problem.
00:20:21This lists every key player in the industry.
00:20:24Name anyone and I'll have them hired by tomorrow.
00:20:26No need to waste money on that.
00:20:27Uh, what about our technical team?
00:20:30Well, TB has plenty of staff, right?
00:20:32Recruit from TB?
00:20:33Well, there pays legendary best in the business.
00:20:36I doubt anyone is going to jump ship.
00:20:43Hey, Mark.
00:20:45It's me.
00:20:46Hi, Jessica.
00:20:48I'm in.
00:20:49I'm handing in my notice right now.
00:20:51Jessica's team is hiring.
00:20:52Want to jump ship with me?
00:20:53Seriously?
00:20:54I'd work for less.
00:20:55It's Jessica freaking Jenkins.
00:20:56Wait for me.
00:20:57I'm coming, too.
00:21:02Boss, we're screwed.
00:21:04All our senior analysts and traders just quit simultaneously.
00:21:07Trade floor's a ghost town.
00:21:08What?
00:21:08They quit on what grounds?
00:21:10Where does Jessica poach them all?
00:21:12That's just like her.
00:21:13Playing dirty.
00:21:14You know, she can't beat us fair and square,
00:21:15so she'd probably bribe them with a huge check
00:21:18just leaning on William's fortune.
00:21:20We're in trouble.
00:21:21No one's manning the trade desk.
00:21:22First market hiccup?
00:21:23We're hemorrhaging money.
00:21:25Don't worry.
00:21:26You've got me.
00:21:29Jessie, please.
00:21:30Tell me you can fix this.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:31I knew Jessica wouldn't go quietly,
00:21:33so I started recruiting top talent.
00:21:35The trading floor will be fully staffed by the end of the day.
00:21:38Perfect.
00:21:40See, Susan, this is why I hired her.
00:21:59Damn, they're gorgeous.
00:22:02Why are they dressed like that for the office?
00:22:04Finally, you're here.
00:22:10Attention, attention, everyone.
00:22:13I would like to introduce you to our new senior traders,
00:22:15Larry and Aima,
00:22:17and our new data analyst, Amanda.
00:22:20They will be running our new trading operation starting today,
00:22:23so give them a warm welcome and get back to work.
00:22:27Jessie,
00:22:29this is not what you promised at the bar.
00:22:31Since when are we actually working?
00:22:33Yeah, weren't we supposed to be hunting for sugar daddies?
00:22:36Don't worry.
00:22:37Jessica's model does everything.
00:22:39I just need you to look charming for the TV executives.
00:22:42Don't forget,
00:22:43we're after the whole company.
00:22:46Jesus,
00:22:47what are you wearing?
00:22:48You look like a disco ball.
00:22:49Go change.
00:22:50God.
00:22:53These are the team members I worked with previously,
00:22:55and this is our boss,
00:22:57William Clooney,
00:22:58and our trading director,
00:23:00Evan something.
00:23:02Charles.
00:23:03Evan Charles.
00:23:04Nice to meet you, sir.
00:23:06Well, now that we're all here,
00:23:07I trust you understand our mission,
00:23:09to outperform TV securities.
00:23:11And with you at our helm, Jessica,
00:23:13I know we'll crush it.
00:23:14Wonderful.
00:23:15Everyone take their seats, please.
00:23:21Jessica,
00:23:22we have the team,
00:23:23we have the funds,
00:23:24plus your copied trading model.
00:23:27We can't possibly lose.
00:23:29You mean TB's trading model?
00:23:31Oh, I erased that.
00:23:32What the hell?
00:23:33Why would you do that?
00:23:36Why would you do that?
00:23:37Because there's a catastrophic flaw in their basic model.
00:23:40Their model has no filtering safeguards.
00:23:43In high volatility markets,
00:23:44the position scaling module generates massive profits for TB.
00:23:48But when that volatility contracts,
00:23:49which it will,
00:23:50users face catastrophic losses,
00:23:52TB included.
00:23:53And if it spots the defects,
00:23:55and adds a filtering protocol to the upgraded system,
00:23:58I'm the sole keeper of the core algorithm.
00:24:00They'll never crack it.
00:24:01So once we develop our upgraded version,
00:24:04we can pick them off in the marketplace.
00:24:13That's your dinner.
00:24:15A burger, really?
00:24:17Yeah, got a better suggestion?
00:24:20Hmm.
00:24:21Ooh, I should treat you to something extraordinary.
00:24:23Like Caspian Pearl Sturgeon Caviar.
00:24:27Burgers taste pretty good too, you know.
00:24:33It's delicious.
00:24:35But you need to eat dinner now.
00:24:38Well, back to coding then.
00:24:40Uh-uh-uh.
00:24:42Boss's orders.
00:24:43You're done for tonight.
00:24:55What's the problem?
00:24:57Jessie,
00:24:58we can't figure out this trading model.
00:25:01We've entered transaction amounts and hemorrhaged money.
00:25:04What?
00:25:06What?
00:25:07You idiots!
00:25:09Don't put this on us!
00:25:10We never claimed to understand quant trading.
00:25:13Yeah, if this blows up,
00:25:15we are not the ones responsible.
00:25:17How much are we talking here?
00:25:20A million bucks?
00:25:24Oh my god, you had me worried.
00:25:27A measy million is nothing to TB.
00:25:29We're talking about a million dollars.
00:25:33Okay, well relax.
00:25:35All right, Jackson, trust me.
00:25:37He's not gonna sweat the small stuff, okay?
00:25:40Anyway, I gotta go.
00:25:42I have a dinner date.
00:25:44That's good then.
00:25:45Yeah, isn't it?
00:25:46Clock out, you three.
00:25:47Now!
00:25:49How do we clock it out?
00:26:00So this is your idea of fine dining, was it?
00:26:03Oh, I didn't check the hours.
00:26:05Sorry.
00:26:08Well, William, you've wasted 30 minutes of my time.
00:26:11That's potentially thousands in market opportunities.
00:26:14So I'm gonna go.
00:26:15Okay, hold on.
00:26:36Happy birthday, Jessica.
00:26:47Jessica, there's no rush.
00:26:49I rented out the entire place for the evening.
00:26:51It's pre-market trading hours.
00:26:53Every minute here is another minute I'm not making money.
00:26:55Got it?
00:26:55But it's your birthday.
00:27:00William, thank you for thinking about me.
00:27:03But profits are my preferred birthday present.
00:27:07Are you gonna eat that?
00:27:09If not, we should really go back to work.
00:27:13Jessica, tonight is for birthday celebrations only.
00:27:17No more work talk.
00:27:18And what's a celebration without a toast?
00:27:32Okay.
00:27:33Alcohol wastes time and clouds my judgment.
00:27:37Okay.
00:27:39So what's the largest fund you've ever managed?
00:27:4210 billion.
00:27:4310 billion.
00:27:45Okay, I tell you what.
00:27:46Finish that drink, and I'll pump 10 billion more into Charles Securities.
00:27:51What do you say?
00:27:5210 billion for one glass?
00:27:55Mm-hmm.
00:27:57That is an excellent ROI.
00:28:05William, I want to kiss you.
00:28:12Will one glass do?
00:28:14Or shall I drink 10 more?
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:21I apologize, but this is a closed booking.
00:28:23Ah!
00:28:24Ah!
00:28:25You fool.
00:28:27Do you know who he is?
00:28:31Do you know who he is?
00:28:32I don't care who he is.
00:28:34He's gonna apologize today.
00:28:36Great.
00:28:37You two again.
00:28:37Really?
00:28:39Apologize now.
00:28:40Okay.
00:28:40Look.
00:28:41She's a waiter.
00:28:42Big deal.
00:28:42She got slapped.
00:28:43Who cares?
00:28:44You know what, kid?
00:28:44Name your voice.
00:28:45No.
00:28:46Save your money.
00:28:47Don't forget, you're a million-dollar VIP.
00:28:50You could slap her in the face twice, and they'd still kiss your feet.
00:28:54Assault is illegal.
00:28:55You don't want to pay?
00:28:57Well, I hope you enjoy prison.
00:28:58Oh, my God.
00:28:59She's obviously just after cash.
00:29:00Just give her, like, 10 grand or something.
00:29:03And my, my, Jessica.
00:29:05Turns out dating a sugar daddy has made you grow a backbone.
00:29:09It's so cute.
00:29:10Jesse, you seem awfully available.
00:29:14How's that trading model coming along?
00:29:16Still piggybacking off my work?
00:29:18Yeah, right.
00:29:19I don't know what you're even talking about.
00:29:21Jesse, she's slept her way to the top.
00:29:23She's an idiot.
00:29:24Okay, don't even waste your breath.
00:29:25That's ridiculous.
00:29:26I'm the one who wrote her coattails.
00:29:28William, you are beyond saving.
00:29:31But here's a little lesson for you.
00:29:32Women, they'll be the death of you.
00:29:35Don't waste your breath on him.
00:29:37He's beneath you.
00:29:39Maybe you should drop the sexism, Jackson.
00:29:41I mean, you know women aren't inferior to men, right?
00:29:45Plus, Jessica is 10 times the person you'll ever be.
00:29:50I see your game, William.
00:29:52Throwing millions around to launch your fund alongside ours,
00:29:55all to help this hack Jessica get her petty revenge.
00:29:58Incorrect.
00:29:59I can burn money because I can afford to.
00:30:02You know what?
00:30:02I'm not wasting my breath on this anymore.
00:30:04TB's victory is guaranteed.
00:30:06Great.
00:30:06So, put your money where your mouth is then, Jackson.
00:30:10If Charles Securities loses on launch day,
00:30:12you get Clooney Financial Group including all my shares.
00:30:16But if TB loses, I take everything you owe.
00:30:21William.
00:30:22Are you insane?
00:30:24Your shares are worth 10 times that of TB.
00:30:27All for this woman.
00:30:29I made my choice.
00:30:31Jessica will make sure I win.
00:30:33Do you really have that much faith in her?
00:30:37Absolutely.
00:30:38You see, Jessica was always top of our class.
00:30:41Oh my God, were you a top student?
00:30:44That's so cute.
00:30:45Okay, you need to wake up, Mr. Clooney,
00:30:47because Wall Street is not a classroom.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51Enough bullshit then.
00:30:52I have one simple question for you, Jackson.
00:30:55Are you game or not?
00:30:59Are you game or not?
00:31:04If we lose this bet, Jackson loses everything.
00:31:07It's a guaranteed win.
00:31:09Why wouldn't I?
00:31:09Hold on.
00:31:11Don't forget that William is the Clooney heir, okay?
00:31:14He could leverage his connections to make under-the-table deals,
00:31:17and you don't stand a chance.
00:31:21Good catch, Jess.
00:31:24I see your game now, William.
00:31:25If you want to bet,
00:31:26let Charles Financial earn its stripes in the securities market first.
00:31:31Jackson, I'm losing my appetite.
00:31:34Can we go?
00:31:36Let's...
00:31:36Oh, and blacklist this restaurant, will you?
00:31:40With pleasure.
00:31:41Cowards.
00:31:43That's enough for one night.
00:31:45What do you say, more drinks?
00:31:47Sure.
00:31:52One glass, ten billion, you said, right?
00:31:55Jessica can't possibly handle this much alcohol.
00:31:57You're correct.
00:31:59Cheers.
00:32:20Bottoms up, William.
00:32:22No more.
00:32:24I'm going broke.
00:32:27So, Jessica.
00:32:29Do you want to join me for a dance?
00:32:33I really shouldn't.
00:32:52Oh.
00:32:52Sorry.
00:32:54It's okay.
00:32:55Here, let's try this.
00:32:58One, two, three.
00:33:00One, two, three.
00:33:02Two, three.
00:33:04One, two, three.
00:33:24One, two, three.
00:33:24What are you doing?
00:33:26I really want to kiss you right now.
00:33:39If you can't handle your liquor, maybe don't drink so much next time.
00:33:45Come on, let's go.
00:33:46Hey, Jessica.
00:33:47Move.
00:33:53Hey.
00:33:58Where are we going?
00:33:59I'm taking you home.
00:34:04What?
00:34:05Do I have something on my face?
00:34:07Yeah.
00:34:08What?
00:34:09I don't feel anything.
00:34:12Some serious beauty.
00:34:16That smile makes you even more gorgeous.
00:34:26William, do you have feelings for me?
00:34:30Of course I do.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:56Let's keep this party going.
00:34:58Waiter, more drinks, please.
00:35:01Nope.
00:35:02You can have drinks later.
00:35:04But first, tell me why you tried to kiss me at the restaurant.
00:35:07I didn't try to kiss anybody.
00:35:11The one I wanted to kiss was Jessica.
00:35:16Focus, William.
00:35:18I am Jessica.
00:35:20Now tell me why you tried to kiss me.
00:35:24Because I'm in love with you.
00:35:27What?
00:35:28Jessica, this confession is eight years overdue.
00:35:35Jessica always ranked first.
00:35:38I wanted to beat her just once before confessing, but what if she turns me down because I'm not as
00:35:44smart as she is?
00:35:48What if she turns me down because I'm not as smart as she is?
00:35:50What do you mean mom collapsed?
00:35:54Okay, I'll be right there.
00:36:04Later.
00:36:05When my mother got better, I...
00:36:07I...
00:36:09You what?
00:36:11Come on, William.
00:36:12Don't leave me hanging like this.
00:36:14I...
00:36:15Get up!
00:36:16Get up!
00:36:32Jackson, there's no need to be upset about a bitch like Jessica.
00:36:38How about we cheer up?
00:36:39Look, that loser's not even on my radar.
00:36:41Listen, Jesse, I need you to bring your A game.
00:36:43Okay, when our private equity fund launches, TB's stock is going to soar.
00:36:49Not even the Clooney Financial Group will be able to touch us.
00:36:51Don't worry.
00:36:52I'm already handling the private equity fund.
00:36:55It's practically almost done.
00:36:58Perfect.
00:36:59And one more thing.
00:37:00I'm presenting our earnings to the board tomorrow.
00:37:03There's going to be some whales there.
00:37:05I want to flex our muscles, really show them what we're made of.
00:37:08Huh?
00:37:09Is everything all right?
00:37:11Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:18What is Jesse's problem, making us work these ungodly hours?
00:37:23Beats me.
00:37:27Larry, crank up the leverage.
00:37:28Are you sure, Jesse?
00:37:31I mean, the higher leverage, the greater return, sure.
00:37:33But the risk is insane.
00:37:35He's right.
00:37:36Market hiccups become earthquakes with high leverage.
00:37:39One bad day could sink the entire firm.
00:37:41Oh, God.
00:37:42I can't.
00:37:43I can't worry about this right now, all right?
00:37:45Just make the numbers look sexy.
00:37:48Does that make sense for you guys?
00:37:50All right.
00:37:59Jessica, why is she here?
00:38:06Oh, you're up.
00:38:09Jessica.
00:38:12Don't panic.
00:38:13Look, whatever happened, I'll take full responsibility for it.
00:38:19What the hell are you talking about?
00:38:21Wait, she's not freaking out?
00:38:23Play it cool, William.
00:38:24Play it cool.
00:38:26Totally kidding.
00:38:27We're all adults here.
00:38:29No explanation needed.
00:38:30You were kidding.
00:38:32So you didn't mean anything you said last night?
00:38:35Huh?
00:38:35What did I say last night?
00:38:37Wow.
00:38:38Your reputation as a womanizer is well-deserved.
00:38:53Let's get started.
00:38:54Are you?
00:38:56Yes, sir.
00:38:58You mean to Jackson?
00:39:04These numbers are impressive.
00:39:07Nice work, Jackson.
00:39:08And this, this is just the appetizer.
00:39:11When our equity fund launches, our profits are going to go nuclear.
00:39:16The question is, do market sharks like you want in on this frenzy?
00:39:26It's a pretty spreadsheet.
00:39:28How can you be so damn confident that this fund is going to make money?
00:39:33Simple.
00:39:33I have her.
00:39:35The legendary Miss J herself.
00:39:38The security's queen.
00:39:39Every model backing our fund was created by her.
00:39:43Really?
00:39:44These same Mrs. J that shattered industry reports last year?
00:39:49Very same.
00:39:51Hmm.
00:39:52Well, Jackson, sign me up for a subscription.
00:39:57Sign me up for a pre-launch too.
00:40:00All you have to do is sign the dotted line.
00:40:11Listen, Jackson.
00:40:13We are betting our entire net worth.
00:40:16With this tank so you understand what follows.
00:40:19Relax, Mr. Padilla.
00:40:21TV doesn't know how to lose.
00:40:27Alright, boss, we're here.
00:40:29Wait, what exactly was Jessica so angry about this morning?
00:40:33Boss's happiness is in my hands now.
00:40:35I've got to save him.
00:40:40Boss, I know a specialist if you want to get that checked out.
00:40:46Why the hell do you carry around ED doctor cards?
00:40:49I...
00:40:50Hold on.
00:40:51Why would I need this kind of doctor?
00:40:54I need you to come around, boss.
00:40:56Hmm.
00:40:57What if I was sick?
00:40:58Would that make Jessica stop being mad at me?
00:41:19Boss, boss, we are screwed, okay?
00:41:22DB's pretty numbers have all the big fish to pre-subscribe to their funds.
00:41:25Their capital pool is massive.
00:41:28We're toast.
00:41:29Take a breath.
00:41:30How can I not panic?
00:41:32This is kinda on you, boss.
00:41:35You designed this brilliant trading model that will let TB profit even when the market is going crazy.
00:41:43What?
00:41:44I'm right.
00:41:45You said the model had fatal flaws, but it looks pretty perfect to me.
00:41:49That's exactly my point.
00:41:51TB showing profits during volatility can only mean one thing.
00:41:55Jessie jacked up their leverage.
00:41:58But what?
00:41:59That's incredibly risky.
00:42:03One market reversal and TB's finished.
00:42:06Wait a minute.
00:42:07TB's clients are basically Wall Street royalty with half the market funds.
00:42:12If TB torches their money...
00:42:15Oh man!
00:42:16They're doomed!
00:42:18Still worried.
00:42:20Hell no!
00:42:21Our, our, our model is the best out there.
00:42:23And with our fund dropping soon, we're gonna be making so much money.
00:42:26Yes!
00:42:27Oh!
00:42:29Oh!
00:42:29Oh!
00:42:44Jessica!
00:42:44If you're sick, go see a doctor.
00:42:46Call me again while I'm working and I swear I'll-
00:42:49Haunt you in the face.
00:42:57Well, looks like Jessica doesn't have feelings for me after all.
00:43:00Boss, chill.
00:43:01Jessica's totally into you.
00:43:02Really?
00:43:03What makes you say that?
00:43:06What makes you say that?
00:43:08Come on, say something already.
00:43:09Look, she's a workaholic.
00:43:11And she dropped everything to have dinner with you.
00:43:13That's, that's not business.
00:43:15That's interest.
00:43:15Yeah, it's because I dangled a billion dollar deal over a glass of wine.
00:43:19Seriously?
00:43:22Well, she could've just gone back to work, but-
00:43:25She took you home.
00:43:26That's affection, right?
00:43:27Look, I was blackout drunk.
00:43:29She probably just didn't want her cash cow to choke on his own vomit.
00:43:33A woman like her wouldn't spend the whole night with you unless there was feelings.
00:43:36You see what I mean?
00:43:38You know what?
00:43:40You're right.
00:43:41Jessica does have feelings for me.
00:43:43But she's pissed right now.
00:43:46You got any tips?
00:43:47Boss, she's in the financial world.
00:43:49She appreciates assets.
00:43:53You gotta show her what you're worth.
00:43:55What I'm worth?
00:43:56Money.
00:43:57Boss.
00:43:58You gotta have some big spender energy like your billion dollar drink.
00:44:01Take her shopping.
00:44:02Women love retail therapy.
00:44:04She'll forgive you as soon as you swipe that platinum card.
00:44:06Please.
00:44:08Jessica's not that superficial.
00:44:09Alright?
00:44:10What?
00:44:10It's my only attractive quality?
00:44:12My 100 billion dollar net worth?
00:44:14What about my charming personality and my amazing dashing good looks?
00:44:20What about that?
00:44:22Wait, John.
00:44:23John, what did I say?
00:44:25Good luck with your boners.
00:44:27Damn.
00:44:47We crushed that meeting thanks to you.
00:44:49I want to get you a reward, a prize, anything you want.
00:44:52I don't want anything.
00:44:53I just want to spend the day with you.
00:44:56Maybe we can go shopping.
00:44:57After all my hard work.
00:44:59Time to make you pay up.
00:45:00Anything you want.
00:45:01Please your day.
00:45:17This is your idea of work related?
00:45:19That is right.
00:45:20See, tomorrow at the business gala there's a very strict dress code.
00:45:24Do you have anything appropriate at home?
00:45:27Nope.
00:45:28That's what I'd hoped you'd say.
00:45:30I mean, well, if you don't have anything then we have to go shopping.
00:45:34Right?
00:45:35Purely work related.
00:45:37So, shall we?
00:45:39Sure.
00:45:49Mr. Clooney, welcome.
00:45:51Is this your lovely wife I've heard about?
00:45:54Don't be ridiculous.
00:45:56This is my...
00:45:58employee.
00:45:59Now, go grab your latest collection for her to try.
00:46:02We have everything ready, sir.
00:46:04Right this way, ma'am.
00:46:09Sure.
00:46:13Yes.
00:46:15Whew.
00:46:36William, don't I look ridiculous in this?
00:46:41That bad, huh?
00:46:42No!
00:46:43No!
00:46:44God, no.
00:46:46Dad?
00:46:47You look absolutely breathtaking in that gown.
00:46:50Sir, you are lucky to have such a gorgeous wife.
00:46:56William, why does she keep calling me your wife?
00:46:59William, why does she keep calling me your wife?
00:47:01Okay, don't freak out, but this is the first time I've ever been shopping with a woman.
00:47:05So, she's assuming things.
00:47:08You heard me.
00:47:09I don't want wife talk.
00:47:11Understood.
00:47:12Right this way, miss.
00:47:14Let's try on that second gown.
00:47:21What?
00:47:47Miss, you look absolutely stunning.
00:47:49Obviously.
00:47:52Sir, you might be punching above your waist.
00:47:53Wait here.
00:47:56I think I'll take this one.
00:47:58Business tanking and still out shopping.
00:48:01What a worthless idiot.
00:48:02You two again.
00:48:04What a pleasant surprise.
00:48:06Jessica, Charles security is tanking and yet you have William out shopping for you?
00:48:10What, do you two have like a golden parachute planned?
00:48:13Given the recent market swings, your trading model should be bleeding money.
00:48:19Unless.
00:48:20You're using leverage, aren't you?
00:48:23Leverage?
00:48:24That wasn't in our most recent financial statements.
00:48:26Bullshit!
00:48:27We're making money because my model is brilliant.
00:48:30Yeah, right.
00:48:31You either faked your numbers or you buried your leverage in your reports.
00:48:34Those are the only two possibilities.
00:48:39Jessie, what is she talking about?
00:48:42Are TV's financial reports?
00:48:44No!
00:48:45Jessica is just talking garbage, okay?
00:48:47The truth is, I finished.
00:48:51I finished upgrading the new trading model and it is way more responsive to market fluctuations.
00:48:59And that is why we are more profitable.
00:49:01No way!
00:49:02Jessie, you're an absolute genius!
00:49:04Yeah, I know.
00:49:04I stayed up all night to make sure the fun succeeded.
00:49:07See, I like to use my brain to escalate in my career, not my veteran skills.
00:49:14So you're coming after me now?
00:49:16No.
00:49:17Okay.
00:49:17Fine.
00:49:18I admit, I tried to use my body to impress Jessica, but it didn't work.
00:49:23So stop with the fake news.
00:49:24So the boss doesn't steal the deal with the missus.
00:49:27William, you're pathetic.
00:49:29Letting this airhead pull your strings?
00:49:31You are a disgrace to men everywhere.
00:49:34Jessie, don't even pay attention to him, okay?
00:49:36He's just jealous that I have you.
00:49:39When our fun launches, I am going to propose to you and you will be known as the wife of
00:49:44TB's president.
00:49:46Unconditional proposal?
00:49:48Weak move, Jackson.
00:49:50Jessica, I propose to you even if Charles Securities crashed and burned.
00:49:55Are we good?
00:49:56Can you forgive me for this morning?
00:49:59No.
00:50:01I will not accept your apology or your proposal.
00:50:04Ever.
00:50:06But why?
00:50:07Because your apology and proposal are equally half-assed.
00:50:10I'm declining.
00:50:11Is that not clear enough for you?
00:50:13Jessica, you need to tell me what happened.
00:50:16I can fix this.
00:50:17I can...
00:50:18Look, I'll tell you what I...
00:50:19I can tell you what you did wrong.
00:50:21She doesn't like you.
00:50:23She's after your cash.
00:50:25Once you're broke, she'll just find a new, fresh wallet to drain.
00:50:30Wait, for real?
00:50:31Yeah, for real.
00:50:33She's been playing this game at TB.
00:50:34She would literally...
00:50:35Perfect!
00:50:36Jessica, I'm gonna hustle so hard, you'll never drain my bank account.
00:50:40I'll just keep the cash flowing.
00:50:42What the fuck is going on?
00:50:43She's my everything.
00:50:46That's enough.
00:50:47Your slander stops now.
00:50:49You can discuss the rest with my attorneys.
00:50:51Jessie, relax.
00:50:52You're just telling it like it is.
00:50:54She can sue all she wants.
00:50:56No judge is gonna believe her bullshit.
00:50:58Save your breath.
00:51:00Once our funds go head-to-head on launch day,
00:51:03the market will speak for itself.
00:51:07The market will speak for itself.
00:51:10Let's go.
00:51:11You got it.
00:51:13She'll be taking everything she tried on.
00:51:15Oh!
00:51:15And everything she didn't try on.
00:51:18Send to her house, please.
00:51:19Absolutely, sir.
00:51:20Please come back with your wife and shop with us again soon.
00:51:24She's trying to rub it in my face!
00:51:27Jackson!
00:51:28You can't let her win!
00:51:29Alright!
00:51:30Pick anything you want.
00:51:32Anything in the store, it's on me.
00:51:34I apologize.
00:51:35We don't have any dresses.
00:51:37The owner just purchased all of them with his wife.
00:51:41May I suggest another boutique?
00:51:43Suggest another boutique?
00:51:44No!
00:51:45This is a prestigious brand.
00:51:46Is this how you treat your potential customers?
00:51:48Do you have any idea who I am?
00:51:49Yeah!
00:51:49Do you have any idea who he is?
00:51:51You know what?
00:51:51Go get your manager.
00:51:52Yeah!
00:51:52Why don't you go get your manager?
00:51:53No!
00:51:53Yeah!
00:51:54You just met the owner, Mr. Clooney.
00:51:57What did she say?
00:51:58Did she say Mr. Clooney?
00:52:05What did she say?
00:52:07Oh!
00:52:09My fault entirely.
00:52:11Sorry.
00:52:14Is the enhanced model ready?
00:52:16Can it handle our fund operations?
00:52:17Rock solid.
00:52:18Cool.
00:52:23Any progress, boss?
00:52:24No!
00:52:25She's still pissed at me!
00:52:27What do I do, John?
00:52:29Here's the secret.
00:52:30When a woman's mad at you, right or wrong, apologize first.
00:52:33Ask questions later.
00:52:34But it has to be sincere.
00:52:36You understand?
00:52:38Right.
00:52:39Got it.
00:52:52Jessica.
00:52:53Look, I'm sorry.
00:52:54I screwed up.
00:52:56Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
00:52:58Really?
00:52:58Then explain exactly what you did wrong.
00:53:04This is that question at least 90% of men can never answer correctly.
00:53:08Boss's happiness is in my hands now.
00:53:11Gotta save him.
00:53:23How can someone so rich be so stupid?
00:53:26What the hell?
00:53:26No!
00:53:44William, what is wrong with you?
00:53:46Shit, are you okay?
00:53:47Don't touch me.
00:53:50Jessica, I didn't mean to do that.
00:53:52I didn't!
00:53:53Look, I'm sorry!
00:53:54Sorry!
00:53:55I love you.
00:53:57Marry me.
00:53:58So quick with the words.
00:53:59I wonder how many women have heard his practice lines.
00:54:02Same old William.
00:54:03The eternal womanizer.
00:54:05I don't want to hear your apology.
00:54:07Just go.
00:54:09I have work to do.
00:54:10Come on, Jessica.
00:54:14If you're not gonna go, then I'm gonna go.
00:54:16Wait, just...
00:54:17Just wait.
00:54:21Oh, screw it. I'm all in.
00:54:26Jessica...
00:54:27Jessica...
00:54:29I'm in love with you.
00:54:30Okay?
00:54:31I'm in love with you.
00:54:32Look, I figured out why you were upset.
00:54:34It's for what I said when I was drunk last night and the impulsive proposal this morning, isn't it?
00:54:40I knew it.
00:54:42Look, I didn't acknowledge it this morning because I thought I dreamt it.
00:54:47And that marriage proposal, it wasn't impulsive.
00:54:50It was genuine.
00:54:52I've loved you for eight years, Jessica.
00:54:56I didn't get to confess to you at graduation because my mother was sick.
00:55:00After that, I looked for you everywhere, but...
00:55:04You just disappeared.
00:55:06After graduation, my parents split up.
00:55:10My mom and I moved to Los Angeles together.
00:55:12It's okay.
00:55:13You just have to know how ecstatic I was when I heard you returned.
00:55:17I have to confess, if TB never fired you, I would have bought the whole company.
00:55:23Why?
00:55:24Because I needed to be around you.
00:55:27I need you to know that that marriage proposal, it wasn't impulsive.
00:55:32I want to marry you because I'm truly, truly in love with you.
00:55:37Okay, Jessica?
00:55:41The truth is, William, I've been in love with you, too, for the last eight years.
00:55:55Wait, really?
00:55:58I love you, Jessica.
00:56:00I love you.
00:56:08So beautiful.
00:56:10Now we don't have to worry about losing our funding, right?
00:56:14Wait, what?
00:56:15Next up, payback time for you.
00:56:17Come on!
00:56:25The other way.
00:56:27The other way.
00:56:29Even though it's hard to feel.
00:56:30The other way.
00:56:31Have you been doing this?
00:56:33The other way.
00:56:34We're doing this.
00:56:38How about you?
00:56:38If you're doing this, I'm in love with you.
00:56:38I don't know.
00:56:38We're doing this.
00:56:39And we're doing this.
00:56:42You can do it.
00:56:43We're doing this.
00:56:50I'm new to this, okay?
00:56:52But everyone says you're a notorious woman, I swear.
00:56:55It's all gossip.
00:56:57I've been waiting for you all this time.
00:57:01I like that answer.
00:57:30You fraud.
00:57:32You said this was your first time.
00:57:34Because I've dreamt of this moment a million times.
00:57:45Calm down.
00:57:47Jackson's already wrapped around your finger.
00:57:48Once you're Mrs. CEO, the whole company will belong to you.
00:57:54Come on, Jessie.
00:57:55Smile.
00:57:56I've arranged a little something special for tonight.
00:57:59Come on in, boys.
00:58:04Oh my goodness.
00:58:06Someone knows their audience.
00:58:08Well, bottoms up, handsome.
00:58:16Come here.
00:58:21Come here.
00:58:21One second.
00:58:22I gotta use the restroom.
00:58:24Okay.
00:58:30Those are Jessie's team members.
00:58:31What the hell are they doing here now?
00:58:34Hey, question.
00:58:35Those ladies?
00:58:36Do they hang out here a lot?
00:58:37Come here.
00:58:38No.
00:58:39Oh my god.
00:58:39This guy's been following us around everywhere.
00:58:41Get out of here, you creep.
00:58:43I said no.
00:58:44God.
00:58:45No, Jackson.
00:58:46No, this is not what you think.
00:58:49Everyone's just been really killing themselves trying to launch this fund.
00:58:51So I thought maybe we could bring him out and, you know, blow up some steam.
00:58:57I mean, you want everyone to be top tier when managing the fund moving forward, don't you?
00:59:09Fine.
00:59:09Fine.
00:59:10Alright, put it on my tab.
00:59:11Have fun.
00:59:13You're the best.
00:59:16Oh.
00:59:20Yeah, it looks great.
00:59:21The numbers are better than ever.
00:59:24With everything you said.
00:59:26Look at you, boss.
00:59:27Disappear for one night and come back with a promotion.
00:59:29Damn straight.
00:59:30Look at that.
00:59:31It's her boss.
00:59:32Dating the actual boss.
00:59:34Exactly.
00:59:36That's me.
00:59:38Okay, hotshot.
00:59:40Stand down.
00:59:42Evan, progress report on the upgraded model?
00:59:45I just finished.
00:59:45I ran the numbers and this thing is a gold mine.
00:59:48You gotta try and lose money.
00:59:50There's just one thing.
00:59:53Spit it out.
00:59:55We could launch our fund the same day as TB Securities.
00:59:58Yeah, but isn't that perfect?
00:59:59I mean, our whole mission is to be TB, right?
01:00:02Well, the thing is my mismanaging of Charles Securities kind of wrecked its reputation.
01:00:07No one wants to buy into the fund.
01:00:10Evan's right.
01:00:11Amazing product.
01:00:13Horrible brand.
01:00:14How do we fix this?
01:00:16The Gala's tonight.
01:00:18It's our last chance.
01:00:19TB Securities will also be there.
01:00:22Guys, don't even stress about it.
01:00:23You got me.
01:00:25All right?
01:00:26With me around, Charles Securities will have all the major clients lined up.
01:00:30Duh.
01:00:31My boss is the biggest whale in the ocean.
01:00:35He deserves a promotion.
01:00:37Don't worry.
01:00:39Tonight, I'm going to rebrand Charles Securities once and for all.
01:01:11Well, well, well. Look who it is. The Clooney Group's wannabe playboy and that loser that I fired from TB.
01:01:18What could you possibly be doing here?
01:01:20Front row seats to your humiliation, actually.
01:01:23In your dreams. No one here is buying your fund when TB is an option. You think these people want
01:01:27to sign up to lose money.
01:01:30Right, who turns down money? But wait, do people buy your fund to lose cash?
01:01:36Scared? Not us.
01:01:39What a pretty dress, Jessica. Unfortunately, being pretty won't help you. This industry respects results.
01:01:47I couldn't agree more. Jessica looks amazing in this dress.
01:01:52Did you hear me? I said results, alright? And everyone in this industry knows that Charles Securities is a disaster.
01:02:01Precisely. And at TB Securities, our undeniable performance history speaks for itself.
01:02:07You are going home empty.
01:02:10Ninety percent of the people in this room are already partnered with TB.
01:02:14Everyone is putting their trust in us. Isn't that right?
01:02:17Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take this moment to introduce this lovely woman right beside Jessie.
01:02:27Not only is she TB's star trader, but she is the one and only legendary Securities Queen herself, Miss J.
01:02:38What? She's Miss J? The one who shattered industry return records? In record time?
01:02:46Absolutely. TB's upcoming fund is powered by Jessie's proprietary quant trading model.
01:02:53Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to ask yourself, what are you going to do with your newfound wealth?
01:02:57Because we are going to be very, very rich.
01:03:00Jackson, is there still time for me to raise my fate?
01:03:03You bet your body dollars. Is something funny?
01:03:08I'm laughing because you're an idiot.
01:03:11And you. You are worse. Stealing my identity and taking credit for my work?
01:03:17You know what happens when that model crashes? TB Securities goes bankrupt overnight.
01:03:22What are you talking about? Jessie's model is bulletproof.
01:03:25Jackson, I know that model's flaws better than anyone. Because I created it.
01:03:31What?
01:03:36Liar! You're just a whore who sleeps with clueless executives. Who are you to talk?
01:03:42Jackson, they're our rivals. Are you really going to believe her over me?
01:03:46If you claim that you really built TB's latest trading model, where's your proof?
01:03:51I don't have any. Your choice whether to believe me or not.
01:03:54It's enough eye contact with the enemy, don't you think?
01:03:57You're right. Let's go.
01:04:00You got it.
01:04:04Bitch!
01:04:05He's not that strong. I was already off balance.
01:04:07Do you see how fast she ran? Guilty conscience.
01:04:11She's obviously just trying to tear us apart, okay? Don't let that happen.
01:04:14Relax.
01:04:16Okay.
01:04:20Gentlemen, I can guarantee that the Charles Fund is a gold mine waiting to happen.
01:04:26Why not take a chance on it?
01:04:28Mr. Clooney, it isn't that we don't trust you.
01:04:31100%. You've got our confidence.
01:04:33That's right. It's just, we've already committed to the TB fund.
01:04:37Oh, so you're all in with them already.
01:04:40Look, Jessica's model makes TB's look like a child's toy. Simple as that.
01:04:44Charles security is your best bet here. Maybe sleep on it before you commit elsewhere, huh?
01:04:49Do we really want to snag the head of Clooney's group? That's dangerous territory.
01:04:54Yeah, you might be right.
01:04:56Mr. Clooney, why don't we just take some steps forward and we'll see-
01:04:59Come on, William.
01:05:02Using your family name to intimidate our clients into purchasing your worthless fund?
01:05:09Mr. Padilla, please, don't believe William's con.
01:05:13Charles Securities is merely a dating service for him. It's not a real business!
01:05:18Okay, invest your money there and you might as well kiss it goodbye.
01:05:22Jackson, it's okay. We trust Mr. Clooney.
01:05:24See that? Some people still have faith in Charles Securities.
01:05:29You fool. They're not betting on Charles, they're betting on Clooney Financial Group.
01:05:33Without your dad's company, you'd be invisible in this room.
01:05:36And? Right now I'm here as the head of Charles Securities.
01:05:40Gentlemen, our fund speaks for itself. Just check out these numbers.
01:05:44Now look, Charles Securities may be small, but our results have multiplied exponentially.
01:05:50The results don't lie.
01:05:51Wow, if these figures are accurate, the ROI alone is higher than TB's.
01:05:56Every number is verified. I can personally guarantee that as head of Clooney Financial Group.
01:06:02You know, William, that is a really cute little portfolio you have there. Good job.
01:06:07But it's no match for TB's funk.
01:06:10Remember, folks, William has Clooney Group's billions to catch him if he falls.
01:06:16At TB, we are investing our own cash. We are right there with you.
01:06:21If you fail, we fail too. Remember that.
01:06:25Jackson makes a good point. If Charles fund tanks, they've got Clooney Financial as a fallback.
01:06:31For us, one bad investment could risk everything we own.
01:06:35What if I told you that Clooney Financial Group is all in?
01:06:44Are you serious right now?
01:06:45What are you talking about?
01:06:47Jessica, I'm not overstepping you, am I?
01:06:49Not at all. In fact, congratulations. You're about to become the wealthiest man in the nation.
01:06:55Okay, enough with this performance to con people into buying your worthless fund.
01:06:59All right, everyone knows that Charles Securities is the laughingstock of the finance industry.
01:07:05Stop with this act. Nobody's buying it.
01:07:08Jackson, if all you care about is statistics and numbers and results,
01:07:13then how about we make a bet on fund performance launch day?
01:07:16Same stakes as before. If Charles Securities loses, my shares are yours.
01:07:22But if TB loses, what's yours is mine.
01:07:28I've locked in 90% of the investors here, and Charles has nobody. This bet is mine.
01:07:33What do you say? Brave enough?
01:07:37I'm game. But I hope you hold up your end of the bargain when you lose.
01:07:41I was actually about to say the same thing. How about you say we sign on it right now?
01:07:47I couldn't agree more.
01:07:54Jessica, are you really gonna let your boyfriend sign? Once Charles fun tanks, he'll be broke.
01:08:00As long as I'm here, Charles won't lose. And neither will William.
01:08:29William, you just signed your own death warrant. As soon as our fund goes public, I'll own everything.
01:08:36Your assets, your company, and your family name. I'm gonna be the new head of your precious company.
01:08:43Well, congratulations, Jackson. I knew we backed the right horse. Only you can take TB and us to the promised
01:08:49land.
01:08:50Charles Securities. Complete trash. TB is where the real players are.
01:08:55Are you starting to have second thoughts about your golden boy Clooney here?
01:08:57Nah, please. He's just a trust fund playboy. He doesn't belong in the same universes as you, Jackson.
01:09:03Blowing his entire inheritance on a woman. Utterly pathetic.
01:09:09Don't pop the champagne yet. TB is going to crash and burn. And once it does, you'll all be crawling
01:09:16back to us in tears once the fun launches.
01:09:18Give it a rest, Jessica. You're dragging a billionaire into poverty. I mean, you're basically a curse on anyone stupid
01:09:27enough to trust you.
01:09:28Bullshit. You're the damn curse.
01:09:32Jessica, it's my good luck charm.
01:09:37I can't.
01:09:41Hello?
01:09:43What do you mean the algorithm is glitching?
01:09:47What do you mean the algorithm is glitching?
01:09:50What's going on?
01:09:52Nothing. I'm just gonna do this affair.
01:09:56What the hell is happening?
01:09:58Something's wrong with the system. It won't stop trading. We're bleeding millions.
01:10:02Jessie, we need a solution now.
01:10:04Emma, hack the back end and siphon problems from our other funds to cover these losses.
01:10:08Are you insane?
01:10:10Data fraud and embezzlement are serious crimes.
01:10:16Who cares about the rules, alright?
01:10:18The TB fund launches days away and we cannot afford to show any of these losses.
01:10:24What? Hello? Jessie!
01:10:28Well, Jackson, looks like I'm going to inherit TB without spending a dime.
01:10:33Please. I have Miss J, the Securities Queen herself. With her failure is impossible.
01:10:40What's so funny?
01:10:43Well?
01:10:44Minor glitches. I solved the problem.
01:10:47I've never doubted you for a second.
01:10:49Obviously. There's no system error I can't solve.
01:10:54And on launch day if you're looking for me, I'll be in my office, waiting for you two to come
01:10:58crying crawling in there, begging me to save you from bankruptcy.
01:11:02Spoiler alert, I'm not going to.
01:11:05Whoops.
01:11:07Toodaloo.
01:11:11Look at that climb.
01:11:12Ten million dollars in profit in just minutes.
01:11:17What about Charles Securities?
01:11:25Just as I thought. Barely six figures.
01:11:28Jackson, we have this bet.
01:11:31TB's got it locked down.
01:11:32Starting today, I am the king of the securities world.
01:11:36Come on, everybody. Let's celebrate.
01:11:48I'm sorry, boss. We're done for.
01:11:50This can't be happening. Evan, there has to be something we can do. Check again.
01:11:53It's pointless. Our phone is too small. Even if we multiply the returns, it can't match TB's numbers.
01:11:58We're dead.
01:11:59Dead. Boss, you're going to go broke. I'm going to be on the streets.
01:12:02Oh, I knew it. There's no escaping bankruptcy after all.
01:12:04Alright, enough. It's too early to throw in the towel.
01:12:08Please tell me I'm right, Jessica.
01:12:09Give it half an hour, Max. The entire game is about to change.
01:12:18Congrats, Jackson. You went from Chief TB to the Charles Security and other me group.
01:12:24Well, the victory would not have been nearly as sweet without you.
01:12:26I was right about you, Miss J. You were the only woman worthy of being by my side.
01:12:30Well, about that marriage proposal that you promised me.
01:12:34I know. I didn't forget, Jessie.
01:12:42Jessie, will you marry me?
01:12:43Oh my god, yes. Yes, I will.
01:12:48Boss, we're screwed. The margin's called across the board. The algorithm's totally crashed.
01:12:54What?!
01:12:54What the fuck is going on?!
01:12:57There was a critical bug in the trading model. It took down the newly launched fund with it.
01:13:01So what are you waiting for? Fixed it already!
01:13:02It's way beyond us. We can't fix something this complex.
01:13:05You incompetent morons! Where's Jessie? Jessie?
01:13:09Miss J, you created this model so you can fix it, right?
01:13:17Look, I gotta ask. If I were to lose everything, would you still want to marry me?
01:13:24Nope.
01:13:26Okay.
01:13:38Wait, is this...
01:13:39I mean...
01:13:41Do you want to marry me that bad?
01:13:44I guess I can stoop down to your level.
01:13:47Boss, we're saved! You're not going broke and I'm not going bankrupt.
01:13:52TV's fund just crashed. Johnny Padilla and all the other whales called. They want to get in on our fund.
01:13:59Uh, did I interrupt something?
01:14:02No. Your timing is perfect, actually. Look what Jessica got me. Pretty sweet, huh?
01:14:15Jessica, I can't figure it out. How exactly did you predict that TB's fund would crash in just 30 minutes?
01:14:22From day one, I knew TB's model couldn't handle real market turbulence. And then Jessie jacked up the leverage to
01:14:28get those pretty quarterly numbers and that made it a house of cards. One tap and...
01:14:32Boom.
01:14:32What tap? Are you talking about the Federal Reserve rate increase?
01:14:36Exactly. TB imploded so fast because the Fed's rate hike announcement triggered massive capital flight and market tremors. Half an
01:14:44hour was actually longer than expected.
01:14:49Jessica, you caught the Fed's exact move just by reading the market signals that is...
01:15:00Well, that's next level genius.
01:15:03Hey, I...
01:15:07Damn it, Jessie! What the fuck is going on? We're down billions! Keep this up and TB's is finished!
01:15:15I can't fix it. The model's beyond repair.
01:15:19What do you mean you can't fix it? Your model? Your failure of a team? Fix this disaster? Now!
01:15:25Don't look at us! This was all Jessie! She made us use Jessica's old model for trading. We had no
01:15:33idea we'd lose this much.
01:15:34This is Jessica's model, not yours?
01:15:37Exactly. And before that, she made us pump up the leverage to try and make the quarterly numbers look good.
01:15:43This has nothing to do with us.
01:15:46Tell me they're lying now.
01:15:50Tell me they're lying now.
01:15:53What? Where are you bitches going? You can't just leave me like this!
01:16:01I can explain.
01:16:02Explain you sunk the entire company! What a possible excuse you have! What am I supposed to tell the investors?
01:16:11Hello, Mr. Padilla.
01:16:13What kind of clusterfuck are you running over there? If you keep losing money like this, I'll be finished along
01:16:20with you!
01:16:21Mr. Padilla, I understand your concern, but please, I-
01:16:23You understand it, huh? I put billions into your fun! Listen up, if I go bankrupt because of you, I
01:16:30will fucking end you!
01:16:36Hello?
01:16:37Jaxx, is this how you handle business? Your model is trash! Our partnership with TB is over!
01:16:47You did this!
01:16:49Don't blame me! You're the one who wanted the upgraded model! You're the one who wanted the perfect financials! You
01:16:55pushed me for the launch day!
01:16:56Unbelievable! How could my father possibly think that you are his most valuable asset?
01:17:01Hey!
01:17:02Give me this!
01:17:02What are you doing?!
01:17:04Jaxx!
01:17:05You damned is that point wonderful! What have you done?!
01:17:09How did you get TB? Blacklisted from the entire industry, huh?
01:17:14I'm sorry.
01:17:15No, no, no, no! Just save your lame apologies! Just get me Jessica. Where is she, huh?
01:17:20She's the only one that can pull TB back from the brink now.
01:17:24Jessica's gone! I fired her!
01:17:30You did what to Jessica?
01:17:33I don't get it. Why do you care?!
01:17:37Do you have any idea who Jessica is?
01:17:40The board and I specifically recruited her.
01:17:43Our model that has been keeping us afloat is her work!
01:17:48That's the only reason TB's been at the top of the industry and you fired her?!
01:17:53No, I didn't do it!
01:17:56She told me to!
01:17:57So you're not the real Miss J at all!
01:17:59Jessica really is the security's queen, isn't she?!
01:18:03Oh my god!
01:18:04I got rid of our golden goose!
01:18:06Enough!
01:18:07Find Jessica, bring her here.
01:18:09If I have to get down on my knees, I will, but we're bringing her back!
01:18:13Dad, no.
01:18:13Your health can't handle this stress. I'll do it.
01:18:17I'll beg her to have mercy on the TB.
01:18:21Mr. Clooney, I knew that you were going to come out on top.
01:18:24And Jackson, he does not belong in your league.
01:18:26You're a once in a generation talent.
01:18:29And as a sign of good faith, I want to invest over 10% above market value.
01:18:36What do you say?
01:18:37Hard pass.
01:18:38I'm just a womanizing wastrel.
01:18:41Right?
01:18:41A useless playboy.
01:18:43That's what you said.
01:18:45I'm clearly not worthy of your partnership.
01:18:49Gentlemen,
01:18:50you can see your way out.
01:19:00Jackson,
01:19:01you got a lot of nerves showing your face in front of me.
01:19:04Hey!
01:19:06Not in my office.
01:19:07If you want to fight, take it outside.
01:19:12This ain't over.
01:19:26William, Jessica...
01:19:29Look, I'm begging you, okay?
01:19:31Don't let TB go bankrupt.
01:19:34Look, please.
01:19:35Okay, I'm begging you.
01:19:37Just give TB a break.
01:19:38Your choice, babe.
01:19:39I'm on board with whatever you do.
01:19:41Look, Jessica.
01:19:42Okay.
01:19:42I was wrong about everything.
01:19:46I was an idiot to think that Jesse was the real talent.
01:19:50You were TB's star all along.
01:19:52You were the legendary securities queen who I worshipped online.
01:19:58You were with TB for three years.
01:20:01Don't destroy the company that you helped build.
01:20:03Well, actually, Jessica and I go back eight years, so...
01:20:08Look, I even made Jesse pay.
01:20:11Okay, I locked her up myself for embezzlement and fraud.
01:20:14Anyone who crushed you is going to suffer.
01:20:17Plus...
01:20:18Save it, Jackson.
01:20:19My answer is no.
01:20:21Your misogyny caused your own downfall.
01:20:24You've deserved every bit of this.
01:20:26Perfect.
01:20:27Oh, and Jackson, about that performance agreement we signed.
01:20:31Charles Securities now owns TB.
01:20:33We are now number one in the industry.
01:20:36I'm sorry.
01:20:41Bye, Jackson.
01:20:50Woo!
01:20:52Woo!
01:20:53Woo!
01:20:53Woo!
01:20:54Yeah!
01:20:57Big news, boss.
01:20:58We're not broke anymore.
01:20:59And hey, I still have a job.
01:21:01I'm firing you eventually.
01:21:02Okay.
01:21:03Would you like to address the crowd?
01:21:05Of course.
01:21:07Remember when I said we'd beat TB?
01:21:11Well, mission accomplished.
01:21:13And every person in this room made it happen.
01:21:15True, but Jessica, you deserve most of the credit.
01:21:18Absolutely.
01:21:19The credit goes to the woman of the hour.
01:21:22Actually, the real hero is William.
01:21:25He bought Charles when no one else would.
01:21:28Without that risk, none of us would be standing here.
01:21:31That's right.
01:21:32The boss deserves all the credit.
01:21:34Hear, hear.
01:21:37Jessica, I...
01:21:38I do have something to get off my chest.
01:21:44I had ulterior motives when I bought Charles Securities.
01:21:47It was really just to get closer to you.
01:21:50But my feelings for you are true.
01:21:52I swear it.
01:21:53Boss, did you really think that was a secret?
01:21:56I mean, anyone with a post knew that that was the game plan.
01:22:00Your little office romance wasn't exactly confidential information.
01:22:04Cover blown?
01:22:05Okay, then let's do this properly.
01:22:10Jessica, I've transferred Charles Securities into your name as my engagement gift.
01:22:23Will you marry me?
01:22:25Just put this ring on and you'll be more than TB's owner.
01:22:30You'll be the first lady of the Clooney Financial Group.
01:22:34I mean, you'll have more capital than you know what to do with.
01:22:39So...
01:22:40What do you say?
01:22:43I can't believe you.
01:22:49So is that a no?
01:22:51It's about time you ask me!
01:23:00Jessica...
01:23:00From this day forward...
01:23:03You are my everything.
01:23:12Who an
01:23:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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