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a stripper named Mickey (Vanna White) who falls for a washed-up lawyer-turned-stunt-pilot (Gene Bicknell). When the pilot crashes and develops amnesia, the couple's romance is tested. The disjointed narrative also features his attempts to win a plane race and a wheelchair-bound friend
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00:02:25Did you pick up those flight manuals?
00:02:26No.
00:02:27Oh, Chuck.
00:02:28Relax. I'll get them tomorrow.
00:02:30Okay. Okay, so the way I figure it is, we pass multi-engine. Then we move on to our instrument
00:02:35ratings and commercial tests.
00:02:37After that will be shoe-ins over at McDonald's.
00:02:39You know, I hear that they're really looking for new test pilots.
00:02:41For Christ's sake, Harley, we just made our first solos.
00:02:47When they get the wrinkles out of these turbo conversions, this thing will be a real setup.
00:02:51Yeah?
00:02:55Jenkins wants us to check the oil pressure on engine number two when we can...
00:02:59Whoa, would you take a look at that?
00:03:01Hey, that's a pit.
00:03:02The pit's special.
00:03:04200 horse, light as a feather.
00:03:06It's the best stunt plane ever built.
00:03:08What do you guys know around here?
00:03:10Well, we just got out of flight basic.
00:03:12We're mechanics on the C-31.
00:03:13Yeah, but that's only temporary.
00:03:15We're really pilots.
00:03:17Is this a plane that did the over-under?
00:03:19You guys heard about that?
00:03:21I think everybody's heard about that.
00:03:22That's one of the greatest stunts ever.
00:03:24The pilot was...
00:03:26Turner. Jeff Turner.
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28You know him?
00:03:29No.
00:03:31He's my best friend.
00:03:33He still is.
00:03:34You know, I taught him everything he knows.
00:03:38Well, almost everything.
00:03:44One wrong move and this thing would be confetti.
00:03:47Hey, a guy like Turner doesn't worry about wrong moves.
00:03:50Yeah, well, don't bet on it.
00:03:53Being scared is part of the job.
00:03:57Anyone tells you any different is lying.
00:04:00Now, if Jeff wasn't scared,
00:04:03he'd have never pulled off the over-under.
00:04:05It's fear to challenge him.
00:04:07It drove him to do it.
00:04:08How did you hook up with him?
00:04:11You're not going to believe this,
00:04:12but the first time I met Jeff,
00:04:14he was a lawyer.
00:04:15A divorce lawyer.
00:04:16You can keep your goddamn golf clubs
00:04:18Is that the remark of a rational human being?
00:04:20Let me tell you something, mister.
00:04:22You're getting nothing.
00:04:25Absolutely nothing.
00:04:27What?
00:04:28Jeff, what are you going to do
00:04:29with this insane woman?
00:04:30Don't you call me insane.
00:04:31But you are insane.
00:04:32You've been insane from here.
00:04:33I'm not the one who spent money on the golf club.
00:04:35Let's keep your own fist bump.
00:04:39Mr. Turner?
00:04:41Mr. Turner?
00:04:43The other attorney needs the deposition.
00:04:45He's on the phone.
00:04:47What shall I tell him?
00:04:50Mr. Turner, can you...
00:04:52Mr. Turner?
00:04:55Mr. Turner, what are you doing?
00:04:57Mr. Turner!
00:04:58Mr. Turner!
00:05:00What about your 11-15?
00:05:02It was on that day
00:05:03that Jeff told the establishment
00:05:04to go to hell.
00:05:06He canceled his credit card,
00:05:08sold the house and car,
00:05:10and finally paid off the plane.
00:05:12Now, Jeff didn't owe anybody anything.
00:05:16From now on,
00:05:17he was going to do what he wanted to do.
00:05:19Not what he was supposed to do.
00:05:26Well, boys, I finally did it.
00:05:30Yee-ha-ha!
00:05:54About this time,
00:05:55Jeff started hanging out
00:05:56with a group I started way back
00:05:58called the Gypsy Angels.
00:06:00Mmm, a great bunch of pilots, those guys.
00:06:02Best barnstormers on the circuit.
00:06:05And there were lots of, uh,
00:06:07distractions in those days.
00:06:09But Jeff didn't seem too interested.
00:06:11He'd been burned by a gal up in Sacramento
00:06:14and decided he'd be better off flying solo.
00:06:18Well, this worked just fine.
00:06:20Then Mickey came along.
00:06:27In a hurry, like always,
00:06:30heading, I think, for San Francisco.
00:06:32Now, she'd left Atlanta when she was 16.
00:06:35A real curious gal,
00:06:37always looking for adventure.
00:06:39Now, in some ways,
00:06:41she was just like Jeff.
00:06:43She couldn't hack the 9-to-5 stuff
00:06:45any more than he could.
00:06:46And it was real unusual,
00:06:48the way that she and Jeff met.
00:06:50Now, come to think of it,
00:06:52the whole relationship
00:06:53was kind of like that.
00:07:14Get me out of here!
00:07:17It's gonna blow!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:22Oh!
00:07:25Hang on a minute.
00:07:26Hang on.
00:07:26Get me out of here!
00:07:27Get me out!
00:07:28Hang on.
00:07:29Get me out!
00:07:30Calm down, lady.
00:07:31Calm down.
00:07:32Get me out of here!
00:07:32Come on, push.
00:07:34Get me out!
00:07:36Grab hold.
00:07:37Grab hold.
00:07:38Get out of there.
00:07:39Come on.
00:07:39Get out.
00:07:40Come on.
00:07:43Get out.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:48Get out.
00:07:49Get out.
00:08:07You all right?
00:08:09Oh, I got a headache.
00:08:13That was a nasty bump.
00:08:17Name's Mickey.
00:08:19I'm a dancer.
00:08:22Screwdriver, please.
00:08:24Broadway type.
00:08:26That's where I was heading.
00:08:29Flyers.
00:08:31Thanks.
00:08:32We're going on a road tour, and I got me the leading dance position.
00:08:36Ain't you pretty good?
00:08:37You betcha.
00:08:40I suppose we'll be stuck here a while, huh?
00:08:43Guess my car's hopeless, right?
00:08:47Burned.
00:08:49To a crisp.
00:08:50Oh, well.
00:08:53What's your name?
00:08:56Smiling Jack's all right.
00:09:01Jeff Turner.
00:09:03You like show business?
00:09:05Here.
00:09:06What's this?
00:09:07Candy.
00:09:08That's all I got to chew.
00:09:09Help yourself.
00:09:10Oh, thanks.
00:09:12Hmm.
00:09:14You know, I was noticing the emblem on the plane.
00:09:17Gypsy Angels.
00:09:18That's some kind of company?
00:09:20Look, I'm going to take her off and make sure she's glued together, okay?
00:09:25Without me?
00:09:26No need in both of us getting a nasty surprise.
00:09:29You got parachutes?
00:09:30They don't do much good on the deck.
00:09:32Well, I'm not staying here.
00:09:33Look, you are not going and that's that.
00:09:38Period.
00:09:58Women.
00:10:11hey what's this do get your feet off the pedals now and don't touch anything else either you got
00:10:19that listen buddy you just give me half a chance and i'll show you how to really fly this thing
00:10:25you probably said the same thing about your car too right
00:10:36what are we stopping here for i thought you were taking me to frisco
00:10:39my tail wheels broke and we're about out of gas you got any money me what i thought
00:10:53i figure it's going to cost you about four hours dusting jeff get that bird fixed
00:10:58you sure that slight lady can help you flag and load she'll give you a good day's work
00:11:04she don't say much come over here little lady she ain't exactly got the uglies either
00:11:12red neil maya hi i'm mickey yeah remember jeff farmers don't pay out on good intentions
00:11:21we'll get her done red what's flag normal stuff darling cash out on approval jeff like always
00:11:35well these aren't too fancy but it'll keep the spray out if you keep it zipped what's this thing for
00:11:43lousy color huh smiling jack i flat asked you something country talk hey that's real good
00:11:49this is not funny mcgee i don't understand why aren't we heading for frisco
00:11:55look a plane's got a ding in it and it won't fly unless i can get it fixed and i
00:11:59can't get it
00:11:59fixed unless i can pay for it now i'm we're gonna help red snap out some nasty insects to pay
00:12:05for it
00:12:05it's called labor swap for labor it's kind of old-fashioned but most of times it works
00:12:11you got a mouse in your pocket what's this wee stuff hey i suppose you could take off hitchhiking
00:12:16you know most of the roads around here don't lead anywhere but you might get lucky
00:12:21okay smiling jack what do i do i fly the plane you drive the truck you can catch it done
00:12:29it
00:12:29millions of times fantastic how much we get for this job oh after red fixes the plane a couple bucks
00:12:36maybe great what's this flagging stuff i'll show you when we get there i can hardly wait
00:13:00come on come on come on toro toro
00:13:06Oh!
00:13:08Olé!
00:13:18Up!
00:13:20Up!
00:13:23Oh, God!
00:13:38Is that stuff dangerous you sprayed on me?
00:13:40Only if you're a wood boar or a jolly green Junebug.
00:13:44You're not mad at me, are you?
00:13:46Who, me?
00:13:53Okay, Jack.
00:13:54That's enough fooling around.
00:13:58Jeff! Come on, Jeff!
00:14:00Jeff!
00:14:02Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:14:04All right, come on, Jeff.
00:14:06Jeff! Oh, my God!
00:14:08Jeff!
00:14:10Jeff! Jeff, I'm sorry!
00:14:12Jeff! You're gonna be all right!
00:14:15I had no idea!
00:14:17Jeff!
00:14:18You're okay, Jeff!
00:14:20You better carry me.
00:14:21Oh, Jeff!
00:14:23Oh, Jeff!
00:14:26You're faking! You're faking it!
00:14:28Oh, Jeff!
00:14:30Oh!
00:14:35Oh!
00:14:37Oh!
00:14:38Oh!
00:14:41Oh!
00:14:43Oh!
00:14:44Oh!
00:14:57There's an angel here beside me
00:15:01There's an angel on my wing
00:15:03There's an angel in the heavens
00:15:06Happiness can be her name
00:15:08As I glide along the skyway
00:15:11I can hear the ocean roar
00:15:13I can see the mighty waves now
00:15:16As they beat against the shore
00:15:19I can fly
00:15:24I can fly on Gossamer wings
00:15:27See the beauty of the land and ocean
00:15:30See the winter turn to spring
00:15:32As I gaze into the heavens
00:15:35And I watch the ships come
00:15:37I am glad that I am free now
00:15:40I'm free to fly again
00:15:54Take my lady of the skyways
00:15:57To a place where love begins
00:15:59It's the freedom of your life now
00:16:02You are free to fly again
00:16:20I wipe my suitcase
00:16:22You got it
00:16:25One suitcase
00:16:29Hungry?
00:16:30Oh, I'm starved
00:16:36Wait a minute here
00:16:38This is my turn
00:16:39What are you talking about?
00:16:41Now, look here
00:16:42Have a little more play
00:16:43Boy, I think it's about time
00:16:45We cut out those bottle babies over there
00:16:48Man, I feel fantastic
00:16:51You look good
00:16:52Thanks
00:16:55This dessert looks good too
00:16:57Homemade pie
00:16:58You know, with any luck
00:16:59You'll be home fast asleep
00:17:00In a couple hours
00:17:01What?
00:17:02You can't get a flight out of here
00:17:04I'm gonna have to put you on the bus
00:17:05You've got to be kidding
00:17:09It's because we didn't make love
00:17:11You know, make out
00:17:12That's not the way it is
00:17:14Oh, yeah?
00:17:14Look, I'm an airway tramp
00:17:17Money one weekend
00:17:19Borrowing food stamps the next
00:17:21It's no way to live
00:17:23You do it
00:17:23It's no life for a woman
00:17:30Then we're just friends
00:17:32You just dropped me off
00:17:33I get my ticket
00:17:35We shake hands
00:17:36Because we're buddies, right?
00:17:38Enough, Mickey
00:17:39I know it's for the best
00:17:40Oh, you do
00:17:41Well, that's nice
00:17:43I mean, that's what friends are for, huh?
00:17:46I never figured on you
00:17:48Yeah
00:17:49I'll bet
00:18:03All right, you guys
00:18:05Knock it off
00:18:07Leave it alone
00:18:08When you see church
00:18:09The driver's showing
00:18:11Well, why are you stripping that fat off?
00:18:14Well, we're here
00:18:15Give it back
00:18:16Oh, no
00:18:18Oh, that sucker is too
00:18:21Catch my ex, Smiling Jack
00:18:23Yeah, it's a service
00:18:24I got the bottom half
00:18:33I guess Mickey kind of snuck up on him
00:18:36At first
00:18:37At first, Chip was fine
00:18:39Then he started missing her
00:18:41A lot
00:18:43For two weeks, he didn't do much of anything
00:18:46Not even fly
00:18:47We'll see you next time
00:18:50Bye
00:18:57Bye
00:18:58Bye
00:19:00Bye
00:19:01Bye
00:19:02Bye
00:19:03Bye
00:19:05Bye
00:19:05Bye
00:21:36Oh, well, honey.
00:22:06Hey, listen, Smokey.
00:22:07Talk, play pool, drink, not drop, just drink.
00:22:11Just say Tony knows the word.
00:22:12Look, I'm...
00:22:14Anything you can find inside is potluck and no way is on our payroll.
00:22:21You get the job?
00:22:22Yeah, start tomorrow.
00:22:24Mickey, we gotta talk.
00:22:26Thought you might help me glue a couple of costumes together.
00:22:28Is he the somebody you were telling me about?
00:22:31I wasn't trying to get rid of you, Mickey.
00:22:34I'm sure.
00:22:35Suppose my claim to fame didn't bother you either.
00:22:37Well, let me tell you one thing, mister.
00:22:39I am one fine stripper.
00:22:41Real kinky.
00:22:42You know what I mean?
00:22:44Yeah, you betcha.
00:22:47You ain't supposed to be out here.
00:22:51Is she your old lady?
00:22:52Yeah.
00:22:52No, no way.
00:22:53That old man, he's old enough to be my father.
00:22:56Mickey, we gotta talk.
00:22:57Let's go back inside.
00:22:59Mickey, wait.
00:23:00Hit the road, Jack.
00:23:03Mickey.
00:23:04You don't listen, do you?
00:23:06Get out of here.
00:23:07Mickey, I wanna...
00:23:09Mickey.
00:23:29No.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32I...
00:23:33No.
00:23:35Yes.
00:23:36Yes.
00:23:38No.
00:23:39No.
00:23:39Now, now, now, it's okay, Ed, just some bum hassling all my girls.
00:24:04Damn, come suck and rip my fucking chicken and fucking kill him.
00:24:07God damn it, come back here again.
00:24:09God damn the asses, fuck him.
00:24:14Are you gonna swap him for this sewer?
00:24:17Are you listening?
00:24:20Girl, you're sick.
00:24:42Who's over there?
00:25:00You all right?
00:25:07Get yourself canned?
00:25:09The bouncer didn't tell him anything.
00:25:12The police, I mean.
00:25:16That's nice.
00:25:17Boss figured it'd ruin his image.
00:25:22I was watching for you.
00:25:25Guess we must have missed.
00:25:27Yeah, I suppose so.
00:25:35I had it filled with gas.
00:25:40Are you gonna be all right?
00:25:47I think so.
00:25:49Yeah.
00:26:00Yeah.
00:26:03Yeah.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:12No.
00:26:23All right?
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:27Yeah.
00:26:29Yeah.
00:27:17Hey, Smiling Jack, where are we going now?
00:27:20Well, I know a place where we can make some money the old-fashioned way.
00:27:45Oh, look at your face.
00:27:49How's that taste, huh?
00:27:51It tastes like chocolate. That's what it looks like.
00:27:57Jeff. Jeff. Don't you dare. You wouldn't. Jeff, you wouldn't do that.
00:28:06Oh, I'm going to get you for that.
00:28:09I like you better when you're mad.
00:28:18Hey, you grease monkey. How about a picnic?
00:28:21Oh, yeah. Say, I know a great little sunny spot we can go to.
00:28:30Have you ever missed the Ferrari?
00:28:34It was a Porsche.
00:28:35Porsche?
00:28:36And only when it rains.
00:28:41No. I mean, the good life.
00:28:43You know?
00:28:45The beautiful house, clothes, and fancy restaurants.
00:28:51I'll tell you one thing I don't miss.
00:28:53What?
00:28:55I don't miss getting up at 7 o'clock in the morning.
00:28:59I don't miss that telephone ringing all the time.
00:29:03And I sure don't miss hearing people holler at each other and yell.
00:29:08You know, I haven't had an argument in four years.
00:29:11Really?
00:29:12You know, last time I was in court, it was a bad find for jaywalking.
00:29:19Last time I was in court was for a decent exposure.
00:29:25I'll tell you.
00:29:27You know, I ain't never had a good life, but I'll tell you what I'm glad of.
00:29:34No more G-String.
00:29:37No more smoky rooms.
00:29:40Hotheads.
00:29:42Pokers.
00:29:44There's no terrible bands.
00:29:48And the tassels.
00:29:51You know?
00:29:51No.
00:29:54No.
00:30:03No.
00:30:05No.
00:30:07No.
00:31:11I need some water.
00:31:18I need some food.
00:31:24How did we get here?
00:31:28Well, we started back to the airport.
00:31:31Then you said you wanted to watch the stars, the night, and stuff like that.
00:31:36You said they were pretty.
00:31:40You said I was pretty.
00:31:43You said everything was pretty.
00:31:47Oh.
00:32:03Let's get out of here.
00:32:06Out's that way.
00:32:14You're a good man.
00:32:18Good man.
00:32:19Right.
00:32:20Unless someone around here accepts gas credit cards.
00:32:23You're broke.
00:32:24Just a bit bent, maybe.
00:32:28What are you doing?
00:32:30Heading for the vault.
00:32:32One of those Johns at the audition gave me a tip.
00:32:35Big 5-0.
00:32:38Fifty dollars?
00:32:39You gotta be kidding.
00:32:41I told you I was good.
00:32:42Come on, Smiling Jack.
00:32:44Let's dazzle them.
00:32:46Where are you going?
00:32:48I'm gonna be a pointer.
00:32:50Oh.
00:32:51I'll give us a table.
00:33:02Hi.
00:33:03Can I get something to eat?
00:33:05The kitchen's closed.
00:33:06We're going hunting.
00:33:07Oh.
00:33:08Well, what about six of those hard-boiled eggs and a couple of hot sausages?
00:33:12Mmm.
00:33:13A couple bags of potato chips and some Cokes.
00:33:17Oh.
00:33:18That's just about five dollars.
00:33:22It's a 50.
00:33:24What's the matter?
00:33:24Can't you hack it?
00:33:29Where'd you get it?
00:33:30My goodness.
00:33:32Lookie there.
00:33:33Hey, watch it.
00:33:33You're gonna tear it.
00:33:34What do you mean, where'd she get it?
00:33:37She earned it.
00:33:40Just give me my money.
00:33:41Right, baby?
00:33:41Hey, get your hurt off me.
00:33:42Just give me my money.
00:33:44I've never seen a real 50 before.
00:33:45Hey, give it to me.
00:33:46You must have something very special to pull 50 for a drag.
00:33:50Just give me my money.
00:33:52Okay, do you really want it?
00:33:53Yes.
00:33:54Do you really want it?
00:33:54Yes.
00:33:55Okay, I'll take 50 bucks worth or whatever you...
00:33:59Let go of me!
00:34:01Let go!
00:34:02Whoa!
00:34:03Dang it.
00:34:04Give me my money.
00:34:05Let me take it.
00:34:07What a tramp!
00:34:10Come on, tramp!
00:34:11Stay away from me, honky!
00:34:13Jack!
00:34:15Jack!
00:34:16Jack!
00:34:17Oh!
00:34:20Oh!
00:34:25Get out of here!
00:34:27He's got my money!
00:34:30Just take it out of here.
00:34:31Just want to do it, do it outside.
00:34:52Jeff, it's not important.
00:35:10Hey, good idea.
00:35:13We can get a nickel for those.
00:35:15Hey, we can sell the aluminum, too.
00:35:18Good thinking, partner.
00:35:22Jeff, what are you doing?
00:35:29Oh, boy, this tastes terrible.
00:35:33Hey, what are you trying to set the whirlwind fire?
00:35:36Hey, smoke my flesh out some of the birds.
00:35:39That's one way.
00:35:42Last two.
00:35:43All right.
00:35:48Well, we're going to have to make another little pit stop.
00:35:51Yeah, and what are we going to use for money?
00:35:53Hey.
00:35:57You forgetting about this little item right here?
00:36:00Yeah.
00:36:02I scored that.
00:36:04That's right, you did.
00:36:26Hey.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:39Whoa.
00:36:41Kind of low, huh?
00:36:42Kind of.
00:36:46Hey, he's making a turn.
00:36:51He's coming back at us.
00:37:01What the hell is that guy doing?
00:37:03I don't know, but let's get out of here.
00:37:09He's coming right at us again.
00:37:21He's coming right at us again.
00:37:37I'm getting back.
00:37:46Hey, wait a minute, where are you going?
00:37:48Hold it.
00:37:49Hold it.
00:38:16Hold it.
00:38:51You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:39:15You're a crazy son.
00:39:47You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:40:36You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:40:38You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:41:08You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:41:09Aren't they beautiful?
00:41:36Aren't they beautiful?
00:41:47You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:42:08You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:42:45You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:43:05You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:43:15You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:43:39You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:43:42You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:43:47You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:44:26You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:44:26You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:44:29You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:44:32You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:44:33You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:44:53You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:44:55You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:44:57You're a crazy son of a bitch.
00:45:24Okay.
00:45:26You get the bed nice and warm,
00:45:28because when I get back, I'm going to be cold, cold, cold.
00:45:44It's freezing!
00:45:50Oh, Jeff, I wish you liked hot water!
00:46:01Damn, it's cold!
00:46:21I'm freezing!
00:46:25What's with the blankets?
00:46:29I don't understand.
00:46:31Something I've done?
00:46:35What's wrong with the bed?
00:46:39We can't sleep together.
00:46:41Just ain't right.
00:46:42Jeff, that's stupid!
00:46:45I mean, it ain't like we haven't been.
00:46:47What's the damn difference now?
00:46:50Because it is a bed, that's why.
00:46:53Barnstormin's different.
00:46:55What's different?
00:46:56We ain't different, are we?
00:47:00No.
00:47:01Look, this just don't get it.
00:47:04No, it don't.
00:47:18Hello.
00:47:20I'm the Reverend Tyrone Knott.
00:47:22You can call me Reverend.
00:47:24It will be my pleasure to marry you this evening.
00:47:28Have you ever seen a more handsome couple?
00:47:30Oh, you should be on top of the wedding cake.
00:47:34Which, by the way, we make available in angel food or chocolate from $27.95 to $69.66.
00:47:39Now, before we start, I would like to explain a few items that will enhance and indelibly imprint this momentous
00:47:46occasion on your minds forever.
00:47:48Now, first of all, we will have, in full color, an 8x10 photo of this enchanting event for only $29
00:47:54.95.
00:47:55But, of course, if you prefer to relive this moment in black and white, you can do so for the
00:47:59paltry sum of $12.95.
00:48:01Now, we also have these charming wedding slippers.
00:48:04Hot stamped with your initials on the toes.
00:48:06We have your size.
00:48:07Only $19.95.
00:48:09Aren't they lovely?
00:48:10And every bride should have a beautiful wedding bouquet.
00:48:14We have roses, we have carnations, and we have the artificial flowers for that lasting beauty.
00:48:18For only $15.95.
00:48:20Will these be sufficient?
00:48:21Good.
00:48:23And now, enough business.
00:48:26Shall we begin?
00:48:29Do you, Jeffrey, take Michelle to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:48:34Yeah, sure.
00:48:36I do.
00:48:38Yeah, I do.
00:48:40Well said.
00:48:43I do.
00:48:46Wait till I ask you the question.
00:48:51Do you, Michelle, take Jeffrey to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:48:56Yes, sir.
00:48:57I do.
00:48:59Very good.
00:49:00May I have the rings, please?
00:49:03Jeffrey, would you select a ring for Michelle?
00:49:05From row number one, $27.95.
00:49:08Row number two, $52.95.
00:49:10And row number three, $79.88.
00:49:14Select a ring, put it on her finger, and repeat after me.
00:49:19With this ring, I thee wed.
00:49:21With this ring, I.
00:49:24Too small.
00:49:26Try one from row three.
00:49:28Put it on her finger and repeat after me.
00:49:30With this ring, I thee wed.
00:49:34With this ring, I thee wed.
00:49:37And now, by all that is holy, and by the power vested in me by the state of Nevada,
00:49:44I pronounce you man and wife.
00:49:46You may kiss the bride.
00:49:55We also have an exquisite marital aids department just inside.
00:50:00If you're interested.
00:50:02May I?
00:50:05Sorry.
00:50:07Go in peace.
00:50:07Pay at the door.
00:50:08Goodbye.
00:50:08Good luck.
00:50:09Next, please.
00:50:16What a yutz.
00:50:18You really hit the jackpot.
00:50:20Hmm.
00:50:37You open it.
00:50:38No, you open it.
00:50:39Okay, I'll do it.
00:50:40Should we knock first?
00:50:44Where's that honest day's work for an honest dollar man?
00:50:47Hey, what's going on in there?
00:50:50Hey, Kevin, no.
00:50:52Look, wedding ring.
00:50:54We are married.
00:50:56Married?
00:50:57When did that happen?
00:50:58Last night.
00:50:59They said it wouldn't last.
00:51:03Congratulations.
00:51:05Thanks.
00:51:06Close the hatch.
00:51:07Tummy.
00:51:09Next time you decide to get married, will you let the troops go?
00:51:13Now, Jeff figured he was the luckiest guy around.
00:51:16And Mickey was quite a gal, you know.
00:51:18She loved flying almost as much as he did.
00:51:21The only thing eating Jeff was that over-under.
00:51:25Over-under.
00:51:26Jeff figured he didn't have the right plane yet.
00:51:28He didn't have the cash to put it all together.
00:51:31So why didn't he just get a sponsor?
00:51:33Well, he tried.
00:51:35Those money guys, they couldn't even agree on where to hang the logos.
00:51:39So he decided to bet on himself.
00:51:41And he entered this little race.
00:51:44Where?
00:51:44What, did you ever hear of the Reno Air Show?
00:51:49Are you kidding me?
00:51:49It's the most dangerous air show in the country.
00:51:52Yeah, I know Eddie Van Fossen.
00:51:54You know, he won the T-6 race five years in a row.
00:51:58Well, 16 of the best pilots from anywhere are there, right?
00:52:02All drooling at the chance of the biggest person in history.
00:52:05First prize was $30,000, right?
00:52:14Anyway, if Jeff is going to get a chance at the over-under,
00:52:17he's got to win this race.
00:52:19So, I figured out a way to modify the carbs
00:52:23and get more horsepower, beef it up.
00:52:26Anyways, he's pumped up.
00:52:28He's ready to push that engine to the limit.
00:52:33Ladies and gentlemen,
00:52:35the Blue Angels welcome you to the 14th Annual Reno Air Show.
00:52:39We direct your attention to the center of the runway
00:52:42as the pride of the U.S. Navy
00:52:44demonstrates the ultimate in precision flying.
00:52:55Directly following the Canadian Snowbirds at 3.30
00:52:58will be the highlight of the Reno Air Show,
00:53:00what you've all been waiting for,
00:53:02the most dangerous competition in American aviation,
00:53:05the legendary AT-6 race.
00:53:08Here's the wrench you want.
00:53:10Good.
00:53:11About time.
00:53:11Thanks.
00:53:12Now, another 40 minutes,
00:53:13and I'll have these carbs turned out real good.
00:53:1640 minutes?
00:53:19The race will be over.
00:53:22Watch now as the dual wing-walking teams
00:53:25of Kudlow and Rollins from Austin, Texas
00:53:27perform these death-defying herio-acrobatic.
00:53:31The race will be over.
00:53:37The race will be over.
00:53:41The race will be over.
00:53:44The race will be over.
00:53:46The race will be over.
00:53:49The race will be over.
00:53:51The race will be over.
00:53:51The race will be over.
00:53:53The race will be over.
00:53:58The race will be over.
00:54:02And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, look to your left, the one and only Charlie Hillard and the
00:54:08Christian Eagles.
00:54:10Let's give them a big standoff as they come roaring down the runway just inches from Mother Earth for your
00:54:16pleasure.
00:54:31A little more spit and polish and she'll be ready for the check with the flag.
00:54:37Will all unlimited pilots report to building H-12 for final briefing?
00:54:42All AT-6 entrants prepare for starting lineup.
00:54:46I repeat, will all AT-6 entrants prepare for starting lineup?
00:54:50I got her covered.
00:54:51There's a way.
00:54:55Just a second, Jeff.
00:54:56What?
00:55:02I got you a surprise.
00:55:05You're pregnant.
00:55:07No, not yet.
00:55:09Something special.
00:55:10Oh?
00:55:11After the race.
00:55:12After you win.
00:55:17Hey.
00:55:19No problem.
00:55:21We got a system, remember?
00:55:28Okay, roll it out.
00:55:30And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, look to your right as the famous T-6s move into position
00:55:37at the end of the runway.
00:55:38Wait.
00:55:40Let's go.
00:55:50Beep.
00:57:15And on the back stretch, it's number 42 in the lead,
00:57:19and right behind from Casper, Wyoming, honking hard on the leader,
00:57:23it's number 75, Al Goss.
00:57:52Mayday, mayday.
00:57:53Mayday, mayday.
00:57:55I've got engine trouble.
00:57:56I've got engine trouble.
00:57:58I've got it restarted.
00:57:59Number 42, the crew of number 42, you have a mayday.
00:58:03I repeat, number 42, the crew of number 42, you have a mayday.
00:58:09Come on, let's go.
00:58:1442, the runway is yours.
00:58:18This is 42.
00:58:19You're breaking up, Tower.
00:58:20I can't hear you.
00:58:22I've got smoke.
00:58:28I'm pulling out.
00:58:30I'm going to take it away from the crowd.
00:58:46Keep talking to him.
00:58:47Ladies and gentlemen, please remain seated.
00:58:49I repeat, please remain seated.
00:58:51Do not go onto the field.
00:58:53Stay out of the way of the emergency equipment.
00:58:55Stay out of the way of the emergency equipment.
00:59:05I'm going down.
00:59:07Lost my control.
00:59:10I'm going down.
00:59:24Lost my control.
00:59:25I'm going down.
00:59:54Jeff!
01:00:097,000 people that day were sure that Jeff was dead.
01:00:15That full tank of high-octane fuel blew a hell of a hole in the ground.
01:00:20All that was left of the T-6 was ashes.
01:00:27God, God must have been smiling down on the gypsy angels that day.
01:00:32Because somehow, Jeff got out of that plane.
01:00:57Jeff was still alive.
01:01:00Barely.
01:01:01Uh-oh.
01:01:03Uh-oh.
01:01:04Uh-oh.
01:01:17Uh-oh.
01:01:19Uh-oh.
01:01:33Uh-oh.
01:01:36Uh-oh.
01:01:40Uh-oh.
01:01:49He ended up where he did when they found them
01:02:09Have a seat
01:02:15We got a John Doe down in County Jail
01:02:18Now he's found the back of a truck
01:02:21Sounds like my husband
01:02:23I've checked with every institution in the state
01:02:25And no one
01:02:25No one is an escaped patient
01:02:27So I would like you
01:02:30To handle the case
01:02:33Another one?
01:02:34Uh-huh
01:02:38Okay
01:02:38I need to make a statement here
01:02:40I came back to the Midwest
01:02:43From New York
01:02:44To get away from stress
01:02:45Right?
01:02:51This is work
01:02:56This
01:02:57Is dedication
01:03:01This
01:03:03Is stress
01:03:07One more thing
01:03:09John Doe had no idea
01:03:12Now according to the police
01:03:13He was screaming
01:03:13Supreme Court cases
01:03:15Pertaining to civil rights
01:03:16Then he shut up
01:03:17Hasn't said a word since
01:03:19They haven't got a clue
01:03:20Who this guy is
01:03:22Uh
01:03:23You can take a vacation
01:03:24This summer
01:03:33Anything on our
01:03:34John Doe
01:03:35He's clean
01:03:36Didn't find anything
01:03:41He's all yours
01:03:44Good Lord
01:03:45What's happened to him?
01:03:46This lady
01:03:47All we did was take his picture
01:03:48And his fingerprints
01:03:52We got John Doe's CAT scan back
01:03:54I've just rushed him to the surgery
01:03:55They have to tap the spine
01:03:57To relieve the pressure
01:03:59I okayed it
01:04:00All right
01:04:02I'm gonna stick around here
01:04:04I'll talk to you in the morning
01:04:06Night
01:04:13I like to see you in the day
01:04:15How's he doing today?
01:04:16Oh, he upset everything
01:04:18My whole ward was upset yesterday
01:04:20Because he actually spoke
01:04:21What did he say?
01:04:22I wasn't close enough
01:04:23To hear what he said
01:04:24But everybody just got very upset
01:04:35Hello
01:04:39You okay?
01:04:44You spoke with the doctors yesterday
01:04:48Can you talk to me now?
01:04:52Do you recognize me?
01:04:56This is St. Joseph's County Hospital
01:04:59My name is Jan Moore
01:05:01My job is to help you
01:05:02Do you know who you are?
01:05:06Well, we'll find out
01:05:17Pretty, isn't she?
01:05:20It's my favorite color, too
01:05:21Yellow
01:05:22A little blue
01:05:25Belong to a friend of Jeff's
01:05:28A friend of mine
01:05:30Bill Cross
01:05:31You know, he's the guy
01:05:31That raises those Formula Ones
01:05:39It's not pretty
01:05:41It's ugly
01:05:43It's a coffin
01:05:44I hate airplanes
01:05:46Calm down
01:05:46No, no, he cheated me
01:05:48He lied to me
01:05:53Jeff promised that he'd always
01:05:56Be with me
01:05:58And now
01:05:59Now I have nothing
01:06:02Nothing
01:06:05Mickey
01:06:06Don't you have a soft spot
01:06:08In your heart for him?
01:06:11I do
01:06:12I still do
01:06:14Why did he die?
01:06:16Did you expect God
01:06:17To make an exception
01:06:18In Jeff's case?
01:06:19So why did he have to race?
01:06:21Because he had a need, Mickey
01:06:25Same as I did
01:06:30Let me tell you something, Mickey
01:06:33If I had a chance to race those pylons
01:06:36One last night
01:06:38I'd do it in a second
01:06:40And so would Jeff
01:06:52I brought you something to read
01:06:54I told the night nurse
01:06:55It'd be all right
01:06:56Thanks
01:06:57You're welcome
01:07:16You live with a group
01:07:17Of people who have their memory
01:07:21Yes
01:07:22Can we talk about that?
01:07:24What's there to talk about?
01:07:26Your feelings about not having your memory
01:07:29Well, obviously I don't feel very good about not having my memory
01:07:33How would you feel about not having your memory?
01:07:36I seem to understand law
01:07:37And the same blonde lady keeps showing up in my thoughts
01:07:42It's all very real to me
01:07:43But I can't seem to make the connections
01:07:46What you're going through is not unheard of
01:07:48It's a natural process
01:07:52Just don't try to force it
01:08:03Excuse me
01:08:04I've got great wounds
01:08:09There's a program here at the hospital called CHH
01:08:12Community Hospital Housing
01:08:14They take patients from the ward
01:08:16And put them in residential homes
01:08:18As a way of integrating them back into society
01:08:20Now the goal is
01:08:21That they learn how to get jobs
01:08:23And learn to live on their own
01:08:25Dr. Carlson has reviewed your case
01:08:29And he's approved it
01:08:31Well, what do you think?
01:08:35I don't know
01:08:35It's awful cozy in here
01:08:38Oh
01:09:02I don't know
01:09:05I don't know
01:09:48Name's Mickey. I'm a dancer. Broadway type.
01:09:55It's no lie for a woman.
01:09:57Catch my act, Smiling Jack.
01:10:00Are you going to swap here for this sewer?
01:10:03Are you listening?
01:10:09Look at your face.
01:10:11It tastes like chocolate. That's what it looks like.
01:10:14But it's fine.
01:10:17Mayday, mayday.
01:10:18Number 42, the crew of number 42, you have a mayday.
01:10:26No!
01:10:36I wouldn't worry too much about Lori.
01:10:38She needs to blow off steam every now and then.
01:10:41So how's John?
01:10:42Well, he's good.
01:10:44His mind is active.
01:10:46He's curious.
01:10:47He remembers a little more every day.
01:10:51Yeah, every case is different.
01:10:53Sometimes memory comes back piece by piece, sometimes all at once, sometimes never.
01:10:59Yeah, I understand.
01:11:02See you next week.
01:11:03Thanks, Jack.
01:11:16All right.
01:11:19All right.
01:13:03My name is Jeff Turner.
01:13:05My wife's name is Mickey.
01:13:07I was born in St. Louis.
01:13:08Jeff had called 4.30 in the morning.
01:13:10I couldn't believe my ears.
01:13:11Hell, I thought it was some crackpot.
01:13:15When I heard the whole story, I was so happy I cried.
01:13:22There wasn't one day that went by where I hadn't missed him.
01:13:26Now there Jeff was, alive, and on his way home.
01:13:31The whole gang wanted to be there to meet him.
01:13:34But I had a better idea.
01:13:48The whole gang wanted to be there.
01:14:16The whole gang wanted to be there.
01:14:18The whole gang wanted to be there.
01:14:20The whole gang wanted to be there.
01:14:47The whole gang wanted to be there.
01:15:08Yo, Frank, tell Jimmy he's here.
01:15:15Good to see you, guys.
01:15:17Good to be back.
01:15:19Oh, my.
01:15:20Been a long time.
01:15:22Yeah, we're really glad to have him back.
01:15:25What, have I got leprosy?
01:15:27Yeah, probably.
01:15:30What's going on around here, anyway?
01:15:32We've been terrific.
01:15:34How's it feel to be home, buddy?
01:15:36Come over here and let me see if you still look the same.
01:15:40You look like you're hurting.
01:15:46You guys been doing all right, huh?
01:15:49Hey, Dan, how you doing, old partner?
01:15:52Jeff, what the devil took you so long?
01:15:55It was kind of hard remembering all these ugly faces.
01:15:57It took a long time.
01:15:58Say, Junior, if you want to take that cell plane ride, you better get going.
01:16:01Okay.
01:16:02Glad to have you home.
01:16:03Oh, thanks.
01:16:04Nice to meet you.
01:16:05You too.
01:16:06Have a nice time.
01:16:08Hey, I've got some help over here.
01:16:10Hey, okay, hold your horses.
01:16:13I'm on my way.
01:16:16Ted will take good care of you.
01:16:18Hey, Ted's seen in a little while.
01:16:21Well, it's still hard to believe he made it back.
01:16:24It was a pleasant surprise, I'll tell you that.
01:16:30Hey, ain't she a beauty?
01:16:32Hey, hey, look who it is.
01:16:33Hey, Jeff, how are you?
01:16:34What do you say, my man?
01:16:35Hey.
01:16:37Hey.
01:16:38Looking good.
01:16:39What's happening?
01:16:40Ain't she a beauty?
01:16:41Yep.
01:16:42I've been looking for a pit like this for a long time.
01:16:45She's in great shape, ain't she?
01:16:46She sure is.
01:16:47Seems almost perfect for the over-under.
01:16:50What do you say, Jeff?
01:16:51Let's do it.
01:16:51Okay.
01:16:52All right, let's do it.
01:16:53Hey, don't say anything to Mickey, though.
01:16:55Keep it quiet, okay?
01:16:56No problem.
01:16:57No problem.
01:16:58Hey, check that car, Jerry.
01:17:02It is so great to be back here again.
01:17:06What's this I hear about some stunt you're planning?
01:17:09Hey, there's nothing to it.
01:17:11Besides, I've got the right plane.
01:17:14Frank's people came up with the money.
01:17:16I can't pass it out.
01:17:18So help me, Jeff, if I find out it's dangerous.
01:17:21Ted.
01:17:22What do you say?
01:17:24Hang on there.
01:17:27To the Fat Cat Sponsor.
01:17:30Okay, you angels.
01:17:31Get these steaks while they're warm.
01:17:34Shut up.
01:17:34Red, you're drunk.
01:17:36Where's the food?
01:17:38I don't know.
01:17:40Inside, I guess.
01:17:43Be right back.
01:17:50Got yourself one hell of a lady there, Jeff.
01:17:52I know, Ted.
01:17:55She's the best thing that ever happened to me.
01:17:57You know, I really love her.
01:18:00Then maybe you should hold off a little.
01:18:03On the over-under, I mean.
01:18:05I mean, you don't have to prove anything to us.
01:18:07I can't do it, Ted.
01:18:09It's like falling off a horse.
01:18:10The longer you wait, the harder it is to get back up.
01:18:14I'm not going to wake up one day and be an old man whose dreams passed him by.
01:18:21What's the problem, Walt?
01:18:22The D-ring snapped on it.
01:18:24Jeff, I'm just going to make a switch.
01:18:27Ted.
01:18:28Yeah?
01:18:29I was wondering about Red Neal.
01:18:32Quit wondering.
01:18:33I'll tell you all about him.
01:18:34He's a good flyer.
01:18:36Sprays my potatoes.
01:18:38And can't hold his booze.
01:18:39Anything else you want?
01:18:42Well, he said some things about the stunt Jeff's doing.
01:18:46What did he say?
01:18:48He said he'd like to see us again.
01:18:51But he didn't think Jeff would be around for the next season.
01:18:54That sounds about right.
01:18:55That's not necessary, Paul.
01:18:58Well, maybe you'd better explain it to the lady.
01:19:00It's not my place.
01:19:02Yours either, Paul.
01:19:04Well, why don't you tell her how you broke your back?
01:19:06You can't do that.
01:19:09I'm sorry, Mickey.
01:19:11Good friends are awful hard to find.
01:19:13And they're getting pretty scarce just now.
01:19:16I'll see you on the ramp.
01:19:23Ted.
01:19:25Yeah?
01:19:26Did you do the over-under?
01:19:32I tried.
01:19:34Tried is the word, Mickey.
01:19:37Jeff was my safety man about two years ago.
01:19:41See, the over-under is...
01:19:43There's two cars coming off a ramp.
01:19:46When they get side by side,
01:19:49our plane comes under them.
01:19:52Upside down.
01:19:54See, I...
01:19:54I caught the tail.
01:19:58So over-under is...
01:19:59still waiting to be done.
01:20:01And now Jeff's gonna try.
01:20:05Yeah.
01:20:07Why?
01:20:09In my case, I'll tell you.
01:20:11It's just coming up with a scheme.
01:20:14I mean, it's giving it a shot.
01:20:16Seemed like one hell of an idea at the time.
01:20:20It's for Jeff.
01:20:21I guess you gotta ask him.
01:20:24I can't lose him, Ted.
01:20:26Maybe.
01:20:27If you wanna sell big ships,
01:20:29you gotta go where the water's deep.
01:20:33I'll wait for you outside.
01:20:41They're betting money
01:20:42that you're not gonna make it, Jeff.
01:20:44They're all coming back tomorrow
01:20:45to watch what's gonna happen.
01:20:49Look.
01:20:51It has nothing to do with you.
01:20:54Nothing.
01:20:56They are not nothing.
01:20:59Your friends are not nothing.
01:21:03I hope I was something.
01:21:09Did Mickey leave him?
01:21:11She hopped a bus back home to Atlanta.
01:21:14Five minutes out of the station.
01:21:16Guess who's behind her flying low?
01:21:17Jeff.
01:21:18I was just like it was
01:21:19when they first met.
01:21:21Now, Mickey swore
01:21:22the only reason she got off that bus
01:21:24in the middle of the highway
01:21:25and went back to him
01:21:27was because she didn't want Jeff
01:21:28to make another accident.
01:21:30Women, go figure.
01:21:31Hey, Chuck.
01:21:32Hand me that helmet, will you?
01:21:37So, did anybody else
01:21:39ever try this over-under?
01:21:41Besides you, of course.
01:21:43Yeah, two others.
01:21:46Neither one was as lucky as I was.
01:21:50Oh.
01:21:54What did Jeff feel like
01:21:56sitting in that cockpit
01:21:58getting ready to do something
01:21:59nobody else had ever done before?
01:22:01Yeah, especially after what happened to Reno.
01:22:04Well, his heart's pounding.
01:22:08His mouth is...
01:22:10mouth is getting dry
01:22:14and sweating all over.
01:22:18For Jeff,
01:22:20that was the one moment in his life
01:22:22that made it all worthwhile.
01:22:29radio check, Nick.
01:22:31Yeah, I've got you loud and clear over here.
01:22:35Nice day for a little flying out here, isn't it?
01:22:38You got that right.
01:22:59Tell, uh, Jeff, a little message from the missus here.
01:23:02Uh, she said something about
01:23:04not to mess around with the fuel mixture knob.
01:23:07What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:23:08The two-click, yeah.
01:23:10Oh, my, there it is.
01:23:11It's a little better fly, Jeff.
01:23:13Okay, now we're looking for a second.
01:23:15Now we're going to check the plane.
01:23:20This is about...
01:23:21Rep looks pretty high.
01:23:23Hey, Pete, the engine's running a bit rough.
01:23:26Lean it, Jeff.
01:23:27That should smooth it out.
01:23:28Right.
01:23:41Okay, we need, we need Jim over here.
01:23:43We need to get a tire change.
01:23:44We got a low one on car two.
01:24:12We need to get a tire change.
01:24:18Okay, let's do it.
01:24:20Send Jeff.
01:24:37Increase your airspeed to 135.
01:24:40135.
01:24:47Bring it down, Jeff.
01:24:49Bring it down.
01:24:49Get your nose down.
01:24:56Car one, go.
01:24:58Car two, go.
01:25:03You need a little right rudder, Jeff.
01:25:05A little right rudder.
01:25:06Not too much.
01:25:08Go, go, go.
01:25:10Engine's missing.
01:25:11Need the engine's missing.
01:25:12Our amps are going down.
01:25:12Lean the mixture.
01:25:13Pull it out slowly.
01:25:14Lean it.
01:25:15Lean it.
01:25:15It's not helping.
01:25:17Aboard, Jeff.
01:25:18Pull out.
01:25:22No way.
01:25:23Cut it done.
01:25:32Made it.
01:25:34Made it.
01:25:35Made it.
01:25:35Made it.
01:25:36Made it.
01:25:37Of course he made it.
01:25:39Hey, you got it again.
01:25:41Woo!
01:25:43Yeah.
01:25:43We knew you could do it.
01:25:48There you go.
01:25:49Yeah.
01:25:50Welcome back, Jeff.
01:25:53Woo!
01:25:53I love you in a break.
01:25:54Woo!
01:25:56Woo!
01:25:56All right.
01:25:57We're on it, Jeff.
01:25:59Yeah.
01:26:02I don't want to do it.
01:26:04I guess I'll win your two bucks, too.
01:26:06I'll take you out, one of that.
01:26:07Look at him.
01:26:26Someday I'm gonna do the over under two come on. Give me a break. I mean it
01:26:30I'm really gonna do it. You like it. It just might
01:26:38You like it. It just might
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