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ESP ¡Hoyo en uno! La reconquista del rey del golf
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00:00:05You
00:00:05Lion you truly are the undeniable king of golf. I'm sorry we saved your daughter, but your wife
00:00:11There's nothing more we can do
00:00:12I was chasing trophies and wins. I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:00:17Eleanor got a spot in the prestigious arts academy, but you're too poor tuition
00:00:2370k a year. There's anything I can do for you and your daughter. I'd be happy to help
00:00:28I buried the man I used to be it's time to bring the lion back
00:00:32This golf tournaments for pros not no amateurs like you lion unleash your victorious roar to the world
00:00:39The mighty lion is trapped in our cage
00:00:41An unranked opportunist doesn't deserve to go with pro. I just want to be by your side
00:00:49What you get for going against me the roaring lion has returned
00:00:54Look alive boys. I'm still in play
00:01:04Every golfer knows this moment ball in the water career on the line
00:01:09But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off
00:01:16Oh
00:01:17Shit
00:01:26Oh
00:01:40Holy! I can take that back.
00:01:43Bobby Woods has just made history at that shot heard around the world.
00:01:47Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:01:51Congratulations, my friend.
00:01:53Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:01:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf.
00:02:00How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:02:02Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:02:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:02:08Your wife is in critical condition.
00:02:10Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:02:12Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:02:13I'm so sorry.
00:02:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go.
00:02:24I'm sorry. We saved your daughter.
00:02:27But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:02:31Claire, my wife.
00:02:32Yes.
00:02:35No, come on.
00:02:37What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:02:39Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:02:43No.
00:02:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:02:56No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:03:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:03:04Now go get them, Lion.
00:03:05I'll see you after the game.
00:03:19I'm so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:03:22I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should have been by your side.
00:03:27I promised I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:03:40Hey, tell everyone I'm retired.
00:03:43Are you sure?
00:03:44If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:03:48Lion, you'll go broke.
00:04:07Nice shot.
00:04:08Bet you could give that old king of the golf, Lion, a run for his money.
00:04:12We look just like the pros.
00:04:14Hey, buddy.
00:04:15Go fetch my ball.
00:04:17Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:04:27There you go.
00:04:28Now I'm paying you.
00:04:29Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:04:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:04:38That's enough!
00:04:50Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:04:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:04:56Come on, Mia.
00:04:58Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:05:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:05:12Let me handle it.
00:05:17See, even the help knows its place.
00:05:19Go to trash, do anything for a buck.
00:05:21Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:05:24I bet he will.
00:05:41Your form is sloppy.
00:05:43Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:05:49Throw them out.
00:05:53Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't touch me!
00:05:55Hey!
00:05:57Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:06:03Yeah.
00:06:04I could have done better.
00:06:06I was aiming for their heads.
00:06:08He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:06:11Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:06:13Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:06:19Miss me, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:06:22I'm sorry.
00:06:24I don't play golf.
00:06:26I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:06:29I see real talent in you.
00:06:31Don't waste it.
00:06:33It's just a lucky shot.
00:06:50Hey, Bobby.
00:06:52Thought about what I said last time.
00:06:53You know, making a comeback.
00:06:56I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:06:58I already told you my answer.
00:06:59I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:07:11Gabriel, I already told you.
00:07:12I'm not changing my answer.
00:07:14Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:07:16You need to come to the school now.
00:07:27What happened, sweetheart?
00:07:33Did you hit my daughter?
00:07:35Hey!
00:07:40You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:07:45Oh, God.
00:07:46It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:07:49What a small world.
00:07:51My daddy is not a loser.
00:07:53He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:07:56That's enough.
00:07:57Settle down, girls.
00:07:58Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:08:05Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:08:09But you're too poor.
00:08:11Only my daddy can afford it.
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14Guess what?
00:08:14Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:08:18And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:08:22So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:08:26Daddy is $70,000 a lot.
00:08:31I don't need it.
00:08:34I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:08:36I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:08:40But now I am such a bad father.
00:08:44This kid is obviously a bully.
00:08:47And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:08:50And you let it happen.
00:08:52Hey, kids will fight.
00:08:53I can't stop that.
00:08:55Then you suspend her.
00:08:58I...
00:08:59Hey.
00:09:00Hey.
00:09:09Look, you piece of trash.
00:09:11There is 10K.
00:09:14Forget about art school.
00:09:16Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:09:21It's not my fault.
00:09:23You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:09:30Come on, Angel.
00:09:31Get your stuff.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:34See?
00:09:35I told you so.
00:09:37Wait.
00:09:37Mr. Smith.
00:09:38About that donation.
00:09:40Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:09:45I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:09:47I'm sorry.
00:09:54Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:09:55No.
00:09:57I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:58I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:10:00I'll be a good kid.
00:10:02I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:10:05No, sweetie.
00:10:06I'm sorry.
00:10:07And don't worry.
00:10:10Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:10:18I buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:10:22It's time to bring the lion back.
00:10:39Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:10:43I'm back.
00:11:04Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:11:07Woo.
00:11:07I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:11:13Jake, you're our best shot.
00:11:15With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:11:19They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:11:21If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have...
00:11:23Jake is young and talented.
00:11:26Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:11:27It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:11:32If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:11:36Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:11:39Didn't you want to marry him, too?
00:11:41What?
00:11:42Shut up.
00:11:43Two yards.
00:11:47What?
00:11:52What do you mean, two yards?
00:11:54His grip's weak.
00:11:56Ball's going to fade.
00:11:57Two yards to the right.
00:11:59Shut up, dude.
00:12:00You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:12:03Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:12:06I mean, look at you.
00:12:06Have you ever even held a golf club?
00:12:08Ignore him, okay?
00:12:09Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:12:11He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:12:14You guys really don't see this?
00:12:17I guess that makes sense.
00:12:19This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:12:23Well, tell me.
00:12:24What do you see?
00:12:322.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:35And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:12:37If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:12:39Jake is a pro golfer.
00:12:41He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:12:43What do you know?
00:12:44How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:12:47You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:12:55Hey, it's free advice.
00:12:56Take it or leave it.
00:12:58But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:13:00because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:13:172.13 yards to be exact.
00:13:25Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:13:27Nothing.
00:13:28What's up with you guys?
00:13:30I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:13:31Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:13:34This...
00:13:34Oh my god.
00:13:38Come on, man.
00:13:40Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:13:43Oh man, let go.
00:13:45You're such a useless groundskeeper.
00:13:47You know how valuable my hand is?
00:13:49Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:13:52I was right.
00:13:53He's more talented than he seems.
00:13:55Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:58Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:59It'll just take a moment.
00:14:00Oh man, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:14:03This guy's a rookie.
00:14:04Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:14:07I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:14:09No.
00:14:10No.
00:14:11I believe him.
00:14:12And he makes a good point.
00:14:14He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:14:18Seriously?
00:14:19He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:22He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:14:24A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:14:26I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:14:41Who's this asshole?
00:14:43Tyler Carter.
00:14:44Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:14:46Most recent world champion.
00:14:49And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:14:55It's all in the wrist, baby.
00:15:01Ready?
00:15:05It's always here to start shit.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:07Got it.
00:15:08Oh, good job, baby.
00:15:10Oh, my gosh.
00:15:13Look who it is.
00:15:16Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:15:19Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:15:22Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:15:24You're not welcome here.
00:15:26Leave.
00:15:28Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:15:31Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:15:33You watch your fucking mouth.
00:15:35How about that?
00:15:36Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:15:42God.
00:15:43Oh, it's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:15:48Look, we both know you're not going to win.
00:15:50It's just not possible.
00:15:52Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:15:54You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:59We can all go home happy.
00:16:01All you got to do is sign the deal.
00:16:03It's all yours, baby.
00:16:06Never.
00:16:08August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:16:11My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15Option two.
00:16:16You put this on.
00:16:19You show me a good time tonight.
00:16:21I'll cut you a good deal.
00:16:23Fuck you, man.
00:16:24Fuck you.
00:16:26You and me, let's go at it.
00:16:27Sudden Deathmatch.
00:16:29Lose her backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:16:33So the puppy's not a whimp.
00:16:36He's an idiot.
00:16:39Fine.
00:16:39But you better not be all bark.
00:16:42You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:16:52Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:16:54Fuck off, man.
00:16:55Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:57You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:58He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:59You're too emotional now.
00:17:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:17:02You won't win.
00:17:03Shut up.
00:17:04You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:17:06You don't tell me what to do.
00:17:09Looks like Tyler wants a sudden deathmatch on the first hole.
00:17:23You see that?
00:17:26302 yards, mid-fairway.
00:17:28Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:17:32Show him, Jake.
00:17:35That stance.
00:17:36It's too low.
00:17:38That ball's going off course.
00:17:40What did you just say?
00:17:42I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:17:43Will you quit the yapping?
00:17:45You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:17:48I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:17:49Don't backseat it.
00:18:01Hopeless.
00:18:02What an idiot.
00:18:03Oh my gosh.
00:18:062.13 in the rough?
00:18:08Oh my god.
00:18:10My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:18:28If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:18:31Time for a little help.
00:18:36Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:18:38You better not mess with Jake.
00:18:39This is serious.
00:18:40Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:58Holy shit.
00:19:01Let's go.
00:19:02That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:19:05Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:19:07A rock can't change the club angle.
00:19:08Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:19:13Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:19:15Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:19:27Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:19:29With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:19:31Come on, Jake.
00:19:33You gotta pull through.
00:19:38Thanks, doll.
00:19:44Ready or not.
00:19:47Here I come!
00:19:49Hey!
00:19:50Jake!
00:19:52Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:19:55He was standing right here.
00:19:57You knew that.
00:19:58You did that on purpose.
00:19:59It's against the rules.
00:20:01Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:20:03Doing this casual.
00:20:04There's no need for rules.
00:20:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:20:08There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:20:10Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:20:16A torn ligament?
00:20:18Must have been strained for a long time.
00:20:21Everything Bobby said came true.
00:20:24Who is he, really?
00:20:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:20:28I'm going to take you to the hospital.
00:20:29No.
00:20:29I can keep going.
00:20:30I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:20:36August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:20:39I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:20:44It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:20:47If I find you in my bed tonight naked, I might let you keep your club.
00:20:50What the fuck did you say?
00:20:52Watch this, bitch.
00:20:56Wow.
00:20:58Is that the best you got?
00:21:00I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:21:12Jake's already three strokes in.
00:21:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:21:15But his wrist...
00:21:16Will you stop?
00:21:19As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:21:21No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:21:26You're still powering through?
00:21:28Why don't I help you with that?
00:21:33That's enough.
00:21:39I'll take it from here.
00:21:43Will you back off?
00:21:44This is a gentleman's sport.
00:21:46Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:21:49Jake, that's enough.
00:21:50Step down.
00:21:51If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:21:53Let Bobby take over.
00:21:57Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:59You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:22:03Why?
00:22:04Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:22:09You got some balls.
00:22:10I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:22:14You better not let it get to your head.
00:22:20This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:22:31This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:22:36And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:22:39Just look at yourself.
00:22:41Covered in filth.
00:22:42Carrying around a burden.
00:22:44You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:22:49Excuse me, sir.
00:22:52Don't mind him.
00:22:53He's an asshole.
00:22:55I'm Mia.
00:22:56I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:59And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:23:21Is that your wife?
00:23:23You should have brought her with you.
00:23:24I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:23:28A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:23:32The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:23:37That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:23:42front of her grave.
00:23:42I'm begging.
00:23:43I'm begging. The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:23:46Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:23:48You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:23:52And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:57Deal.
00:24:00You better keep your word.
00:24:14This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:24:16Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:24:18We're screwed.
00:24:19We're clear this groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:24:22You know, wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:24:26Humidity, 60%.
00:24:28Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:24:39Please clear the water.
00:24:41Forget about the hole.
00:24:43You won't even make it over the water.
00:24:44I win.
00:24:58What the fuck?
00:25:01What the fuck?
00:25:03Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:25:05There's no way.
00:25:05It's a trick shot.
00:25:06You can't control where it lands.
00:25:13I split the water.
00:25:15I skipped it in the hole.
00:25:17But how?
00:25:18It's a miracle.
00:25:19Am I dreaming?
00:25:20Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:25:23This is impossible.
00:25:24There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:25:28Impossible?
00:25:29That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:25:32No.
00:25:32Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:35Even Cain.
00:25:36Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:45Is he?
00:25:46A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:25:49Who are you?
00:25:53Who are you?
00:25:54Me?
00:25:55I'm a nobody.
00:25:56I'm a gardener.
00:25:57You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:59I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:26:03Yes, of course.
00:26:05You just saved August Golf Club.
00:26:06We, of course, will welcome you.
00:26:08Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:26:11Can't leave it with this guy.
00:26:13Well, he doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:26:15I mean, Mia, please.
00:26:16We should reconsider.
00:26:17Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:26:19I mean...
00:26:20How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:26:22If he was really that talented,
00:26:23why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:26:25All the things he could be doing.
00:26:27Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier,
00:26:30we'd be laughed out.
00:26:31Okay, silence, all of you.
00:26:33I believe in Bobby.
00:26:35And he's our only hope now.
00:26:37Hey, Bobby.
00:26:38I got cash.
00:26:40Hot babes.
00:26:41You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:26:44I got anything you could ever want.
00:26:46I can't pay you cash or an advancement,
00:26:49but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club,
00:26:53if you'll still have us.
00:26:55Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:58Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:27:00Come on.
00:27:01Don't be stupid.
00:27:02Just give me the word.
00:27:03It's all yours.
00:27:08Tuition, 70K a year.
00:27:18I just mowed the lawn.
00:27:19I don't need much in life.
00:27:26I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:27:29My heart's racing.
00:27:31What's going on?
00:27:33You old bastard.
00:27:35You're going to regret this.
00:27:37Hey!
00:27:38Aren't you forgetting something?
00:27:40What are you talking about?
00:27:41Our bets.
00:27:42You're forfeiting, right?
00:27:44My brother?
00:27:44Kane Carter?
00:27:46He's the grand champ.
00:27:48Your little amateur ass.
00:27:49Are you sure you want this?
00:27:51It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:53A bet's a bet.
00:27:58Baby, help!
00:28:00You bastard!
00:28:01You're going to regret this!
00:28:03Men honor their words.
00:28:04Dogs run with your tails tucked between their legs.
00:28:08What are you, little boy?
00:28:09You motherfucker!
00:28:11Mark my words!
00:28:12You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:28:14Come on, girls.
00:28:24You lost to a ground speaker?
00:28:28A loser who picks up balls?
00:28:31It was a fluke.
00:28:32If you just give me another chance, I'll do...
00:28:36Useless!
00:28:37The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:28:40You better not fail me again in a qualification match.
00:28:52I don't know, golf's always been in my family, but it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took
00:28:59notice.
00:29:01I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:29:04You still think about him?
00:29:10I don't know.
00:29:12Do you want me to still think about him?
00:29:14I don't know who I am.
00:29:24I don't know.
00:29:32I don't know who I am.
00:29:33I don't know who I am.
00:29:43Fuck gentlemen.
00:29:48I'm so thirsty.
00:29:50I'll get you some water.
00:30:13I put the timing, did the work and it's all for me.
00:30:18I've been dropping, no compromising.
00:30:21I'm right where I'm meant to be.
00:30:33Mia, you're drunk.
00:30:35Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:38Mm-hmm.
00:30:43Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:30:47Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:50Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:30:53Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:31:14I had a lot of fun last night.
00:31:21I had fun too.
00:31:22A lot of fun.
00:31:27Good afternoon.
00:31:29My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:31:34Today, on behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference.
00:31:4650 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:52But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:59This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:32:06Now, who's up first?
00:32:10Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:32:14I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:32:22Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:24I've got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:32:25Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:32:27Do you think he'll beat us all?
00:32:29Be my guest.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:31Literally, I don't like this one as your level.
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:50Nice, man.
00:32:51Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:52Absolutely, we are.
00:32:53It's done.
00:32:54Enough wasting my time.
00:32:56By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how under
00:33:02-ranked you are.
00:33:07This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:33:10What are you doing here?
00:33:12You're an amateur, buddy.
00:33:13You're gonna embarrass yourself over here.
00:33:15Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:21Sit back.
00:33:22You'll see my rank.
00:33:24Hey.
00:33:25Get this.
00:33:26I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:29But I can.
00:33:56You're gonna get me.
00:33:57I'm a girl.
00:33:58I'm a half-upper.
00:34:00He's 15th.
00:34:01Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:34:03Pretty much.
00:34:04I don't cry though.
00:34:05It's okay.
00:34:06You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:34:12You know what's sad, Mia?
00:34:14The best you got is dead last.
00:34:16You know what, Tyler?
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:17August is not going to be dead last.
00:34:19Just mark my words.
00:34:20Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:34:22He's ranked 15th.
00:34:24He's a nobody.
00:34:26Wow.
00:34:27That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:34:29Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:34:33Gardner?
00:34:34The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:34:37What the hell?
00:34:38Yeah, she sure did.
00:34:38I think he should be disqualified.
00:34:40All in favor, raise your hand.
00:34:45Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:34:48Everyone deserves a shot.
00:34:49The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:52That's cute.
00:34:52August golf course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:34:56And she did.
00:34:57Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:35:00Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:35:17Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:35:22I'm gonna knock you off your high horse.
00:35:27What do you think you're doing?
00:35:28Eyes here, kid.
00:35:29You're not gonna want to miss this.
00:35:38This is my rating.
00:35:56Six years ago, you retired.
00:36:00Vanished without a trace.
00:36:02Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:36:08Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:36:11Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:36:14He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:36:17Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:36:20We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:36:23The all time number one.
00:36:27I guess he couldn't wait.
00:36:30To celebrate your comeback.
00:36:33I'm gonna return all your trophies to you.
00:36:37Take these, let's go.
00:36:39I'm a champ!
00:36:43What?
00:36:44Why is his ranking locked?
00:36:46According to the Govers Association rules,
00:36:48Only the top ten golfers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:52That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:55No.
00:36:56That can't be right.
00:36:57Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:59Cold hard facts.
00:37:00I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:37:05And no vibes.
00:37:08Quickly, to the press conference.
00:37:11And bring the trophies.
00:37:12All of them.
00:37:13I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned!
00:37:21Wait.
00:37:22There's an explanation for this.
00:37:24He's not a pro golfer.
00:37:25So he's probably not even registered.
00:37:27Yeah, that explains it.
00:37:28How would a failing club like the August have a top ten player with him?
00:37:32Well, if I'm just an amateur,
00:37:34and you lost to me,
00:37:36what does that make you?
00:37:38You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:37:40You know the Golden Hills created this A.I. system.
00:37:43We have the right to unlock it.
00:37:44If you get on your knees right now,
00:37:46I might let you go.
00:37:48Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:50Well, go ahead. Unlock it.
00:37:52I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:55Go, boys.
00:37:57You're gonna regret that.
00:37:59Get ready, folks.
00:38:00This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:38:12What?
00:38:14He's not just in the top ten, he's the best in the country?
00:38:18That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner, Kane. How?
00:38:24Could it be?
00:38:27No, that can't be right.
00:38:29There's gotta be a glitch in the system.
00:38:31He's got a point.
00:38:32Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:38:35No way.
00:38:36Thank goodness.
00:38:37You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:38:40You just had one lucky stroke.
00:38:42You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:38:44This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:38:47Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:48That's not up to you.
00:38:50That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:53Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:59Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:39:02I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:39:10You're on their side?
00:39:11Oh, don't act shocked.
00:39:13It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:39:15I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:39:19I think we should get them out of here.
00:39:21An unranked opportunist like yourself, doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:39:28On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the US Open.
00:39:34You bastards. I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:39:38Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:39:41The chairman? That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:39:45Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:48Empetism's a big word for you, ma'am.
00:39:51You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:54He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:56Boys, get them out of here. I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:40:00Make sure they're gone. I don't want them crawling back.
00:40:02This is my turn!
00:40:08This is my turn!
00:40:15Hands up!
00:40:19That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:40:23No one's ever seen it. Why did he bring it today?
00:40:26The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour, they're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:40:33And there's multiple?
00:40:34Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:40:37I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association, not Golden Hills.
00:40:46Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference. I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:52You're trash.
00:40:57How dare you?
00:40:59Do you have no idea who he is?
00:41:02Are you serious right now? You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:41:07Oh!
00:41:09Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:12He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:41:15Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system! He's not even in the rankings! He's a nobody!
00:41:22A nobody!
00:41:23So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:41:28All these trophies belong to him.
00:41:31That's impossible.
00:41:32He's done the impossible.
00:41:34Time and time again.
00:41:36All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:41:39He is the legendary golfer!
00:41:49The legendary golfer!
00:41:50Sir!
00:41:52I need to talk to you.
00:41:54In private.
00:41:57What is he hiding from me?
00:42:01Look.
00:42:02I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:42:06Eleanor's still young.
00:42:08And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:42:11I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:42:14I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:42:20I promise.
00:42:21I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:42:28I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:42:32I understand. I can keep your secret.
00:42:34Thanks.
00:42:36Here we go.
00:42:42After thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:50Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:42:59go into the final qualifier.
00:43:02Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:43:10What?
00:43:12I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:43:14We don't need some AI system to prove that and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:43:19I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the US Open.
00:43:25I do have that right.
00:43:26You old bastard.
00:43:27You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:43:32Enough.
00:43:34You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:43:40You have no authority here.
00:43:43Take them out of here.
00:43:45You can't do this. You can't do this.
00:43:46You reckless bastard!
00:43:48As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:43:57You're fired.
00:43:59You can't fire me! I am the vice president!
00:44:02You can't fucking fire me, you bastard!
00:44:08I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:44:13Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:44:19Just watch out.
00:44:20I wouldn't worry about that.
00:44:21I chose to come back.
00:44:23I'm ready for anything.
00:44:26Come what may.
00:44:39All right.
00:44:41You can open your eyes.
00:44:43Oh my.
00:44:45You need to know me.
00:44:49So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:52I don't know.
00:44:53But I do know that I'm gonna love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:45:03Daddy, is this all for me?
00:45:05It's just like my drawing.
00:45:07Yep. It's all yours, sweetie.
00:45:12Oh, I can't forget this.
00:45:20Perfect.
00:45:22My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:45:26Yes.
00:45:47Mirror, mirror on the wall.
00:45:49Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:52Why, it's you.
00:45:54Why, it's you.
00:45:54My pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:56Wait, Daddy.
00:45:57I've got you a present.
00:46:00This is my lucky bracelet.
00:46:02I made it at school.
00:46:04Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:46:08Daddy, you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever.
00:46:11I'll be cheering for you.
00:46:13And I know Mommy will, too.
00:46:15I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:46:19But it looks like she knew all along.
00:46:22Thank you, sweetie.
00:46:25I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:46:34Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known as
00:46:39Golf's Longest Day.
00:46:41Today is going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the
00:46:45final round.
00:46:46So, good luck.
00:46:48Yeah!
00:46:49Let's do this.
00:47:10Whoa!
00:47:11Oh, dear.
00:47:12Whoa!
00:47:12Jim, that was incredible.
00:47:19Whoa!
00:47:23Whoa!
00:47:35you won we won dinner's on me tonight guys we've got to celebrate let's party drink it up you know
00:47:43come on oh wait jake we have dinner with dad tonight remember no disgusting he just wants you
00:47:49there he's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit henry i bet he's gonna be there
00:47:54night
00:47:54too yeah i know and i've had enough it's time i end this
00:48:07lion you finally returned
00:48:15for the past six years i've torn through the competition but those old timers still insist
00:48:21that it is because you paved the way no matter how many titles i win your legacy hangs over my
00:48:26head
00:48:27hangs over every single trophy like a thorn digging deeper into my side but i'll prove myself
00:48:37when i'm implanted with this ship everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:48:41that i am the greatest golfer in the world
00:48:46i agreed to help me issue off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:49:01hi i'm bobby it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:49:06god mid you just drag any bum off the street you dare show your face here
00:49:12dad you be nice this is the hero i told you about that saved our golf club
00:49:36everyone this is henry hale his father is the president of the golfers association
00:49:43golf is in their blood just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:49:54henry is it yep me has told me so much about you you're gabriel's kid you act nothing like him
00:50:01what would you know about my father nothing he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:50:11mia are you serious you brought the help home
00:50:16so humiliating yeah what is he doing here to shine henry's shoes
00:50:25oh mia has good taste i'm sure she'll know someone's right for her
00:50:29watch it yard boy his father runs a u.s open
00:50:32with one phone call he can have you disqualified everybody let's not waste our time on this loser
00:50:39our food's getting cold let's go eat
00:50:46here please allow me
00:50:55oh that reminds me mr collins
00:50:57you have to try one of these i just had him flown in from cuba today
00:51:02really good up on us oh now we're talking real cuba huh
00:51:07mm-hmm
00:51:10there you go excellent taste young man
00:51:15thank you okay can we not smoke at the table please
00:51:21yeah real mature
00:51:25we should really try this meal our champagne special
00:51:39i'm sorry man i mistook that for an ashtray
00:51:41okay that's enough stop disrespecting my guest
00:51:47don't worry about it i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:51:51i brought a gift
00:52:06ew what is this sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:52:10i bet it's all junk
00:52:15henry show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:52:18yes yes thank you for the reminder my friend
00:52:24well mia i knew you grew up idolizing lion so i wanted to do something special
00:52:30i got you this this is lion's old tour card
00:52:34it took me ages to get out of my father's collection
00:52:37that would go for millions of sotheby's
00:52:41henry this is very sweet of you
00:52:44but it's far too valuable i can't
00:52:48can't accept it
00:52:51this is incredibly rare
00:52:54what are you sparking about over there huh
00:52:56worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison
00:52:59admit it loser you are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that
00:53:10why don't we make a bet
00:53:12all right i'm listening
00:53:15if my gift is more valuable than yours
00:53:19you have to lick this plate clean
00:53:23cigar ash and all
00:53:32what a coincidence
00:53:35looks like i want to give mia alliance tour card too
00:53:41but not just one
00:53:4510
00:53:47whoa
00:53:48what
00:53:51that's impossible
00:53:52you're just a washed up loser like how is that possible
00:53:57well looks like you lost
00:53:58eat up
00:53:59jeez
00:54:00have i been getting this all wrong
00:54:03i gotta make a phone call
00:54:11wait
00:54:11wait
00:54:12guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:54:15i just talked to my father
00:54:16apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:54:19the only way you can even tell
00:54:21is if you put them against a fire
00:54:23and then the little lion's head will pop up
00:54:26and let's be honest
00:54:28these are certainly fake
00:54:30and now guess what
00:54:32my dad's on his way
00:54:34and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:54:36you pissed off the president
00:54:39you are so screwed
00:54:41how dare you bring fakes into my house
00:54:46so you all think these cards are fake
00:54:48yeah
00:54:49yeah
00:54:49yeah
00:54:51well i believe bobby
00:54:52i don't think he'd lie to me
00:54:55well why talk about it
00:54:57let's put it to the test
00:54:58wait no
00:54:59you can't destroy those
00:55:01that's part of lion's legacy
00:55:03that's a disrespected golf itself
00:55:09wait no
00:55:09you can't destroy those
00:55:11that's part of lion's legacy
00:55:13it'd be an insulted golf itself
00:55:15oh my god mia
00:55:16why are you believing this guy
00:55:17i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:55:20i'm calling him out for having a scam
00:55:27what's going on here
00:55:29what if that card actually is real
00:55:32fire test gold
00:55:35adversity test men
00:55:40you lying con artist
00:55:42i'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:55:43get on your knees
00:55:44admit these are fake
00:55:46otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:55:52dad
00:55:53this is who i was telling you about
00:55:54this is the con man
00:55:59ow
00:55:59you idiot
00:56:01what do you think you're doing
00:56:03mr chairman
00:56:04he was the one that brought the fakes
00:56:06we had nothing to do with it
00:56:10fakes
00:56:13no no no no no
00:56:15these are the real deal
00:56:16what
00:56:19fakes
00:56:22no no no no no
00:56:24these are the real deal
00:56:26what
00:56:27dad what are you talking about
00:56:29are you senile
00:56:30like those can't be real
00:56:32ow
00:56:33did i raise an idiot
00:56:34wait a minute
00:56:35if those cards are real
00:56:37then he
00:56:38he's lying
00:56:41i apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:56:44i'll be
00:56:45cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:56:47and he will be grounded
00:56:49until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:56:51what
00:56:52let's go your mother's in the car
00:56:53ow
00:56:54god
00:56:54ow
00:56:55that's the person
00:56:56ow
00:56:56we almost destroyed
00:56:59those precious
00:57:01treasures
00:57:02we didn't mean to
00:57:03it was all henry's fault
00:57:07well
00:57:08it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:57:11let's go for a walk
00:57:12that sounds nice
00:57:15it'd be good to get some fresh air
00:57:17away from this stench
00:57:27sorry i had to deal with my family back there
00:57:30don't worry about it
00:57:32i just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:57:39is that your wife
00:57:48yes
00:57:50she passed in labor
00:57:53i'm sorry
00:57:55i know what it's like
00:57:57to lose someone you love
00:57:59never gets easier
00:58:02i want you to know that
00:58:03i'm not trying to replace anybody
00:58:06i just
00:58:08want to be by your side
00:58:25stay here man
00:58:27be careful
00:58:28hey bitch
00:58:30who's gonna save you now huh
00:58:32hey baby
00:58:33oh no
00:58:36bobby watch out
00:58:44hey
00:58:48let her go tyler
00:58:54bobby
00:58:58i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:59:02those are cute
00:59:04those are my daughters
00:59:08see that
00:59:09it's what you get for going against me
00:59:11you son of a bitch
00:59:15it's time to go join your wife in the hell
00:59:21fuck
00:59:22come on boys
00:59:23you got lucky this time motherfucker
00:59:25next time i see you it's gonna be your last
00:59:28okay
00:59:31not yet
00:59:32i think it's broken
00:59:34gotta get you to the hospital
00:59:37let's go
00:59:45wait don't move
00:59:49not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:59:52i have an itch
00:59:54down there
00:59:55my hands are
00:59:56okay well let me itch it for you
01:00:02is it right here
01:00:09how's that feel
01:00:10that's amazing
01:00:12is that it
01:00:13oh yeah
01:00:14that's so good
01:00:17that's amazing
01:00:18please
01:00:21oh yes
01:00:23what's daddy doing
01:00:26eleanor
01:00:26daddy
01:00:29hey
01:00:29oh
01:00:30oh
01:00:31i'm sorry
01:00:31it's okay
01:00:32hey doc
01:00:33um what's wrong with bobby's hand
01:00:35well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:38he needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
01:00:43six weeks
01:00:46what about the u.s. open
01:00:47you need rest
01:00:49and that's doctor's orders
01:00:53i missed you eleanor
01:00:55i missed you too
01:00:56wait wait wait what are you doing
01:00:58you need to rest and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:01:01i have to go to the u.s. open
01:01:03i'll pop oxy if i have to
01:01:05okay but we only have one a day and it only lasts four hours
01:01:08what are you gonna do when the pill wears off
01:01:10you can't hold the club correctly
01:01:13four hours is plenty
01:01:15i'll win
01:01:16for you and me
01:01:18it's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending
01:01:24welcome to the u.s. open championships
01:01:27the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:01:31the player with the lowest total score will win
01:01:33this year we'll be at the infamous devil's course
01:01:37the Auckland golf club the course consists of 250 acres 168 bunkers tall ruffs and no water hazards
01:01:44it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:01:48who will conquer the devil's course and who will claim the sterling trophy
01:01:55what what
01:01:57wait bobby bobby our groundskeeper is the legendary lion
01:02:02he's a grand sling champion he's never lost a tournament
01:02:06and now that the lion's back if we win august will be saved
01:02:10bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:02:11but his right hand
01:02:13is it really gonna be okay
01:02:32your old news loser
01:02:34still living out your old grand slam glory days is your calling card
01:02:38shut the fuck up tyler
01:02:42feisty
01:02:42i like it
01:02:43you can keep screeching but when i win
01:02:45i'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up
01:02:48it's so fucking great
01:02:49enough
01:02:49this is a waste of time
01:02:51while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:02:54i have been conquering this very course
01:02:56year after year
01:03:01you think you can keep up with me
01:03:10you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:03:16i will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:03:20i will show them once and for all
01:03:23who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:03:47incredible
01:03:48the golden hills golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:03:55they're all playing way above their level
01:03:56it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing path
01:04:04man oh man
01:04:05this ai
01:04:06it's incredible
01:04:07it's our secret weapon
01:04:09this has-been
01:04:10he can't beat us
01:04:11he's done for
01:04:20can he do it
01:04:30this is your grand slam here
01:04:31he's better off as my caddy
01:04:34don't push yourself
01:04:35you can't play like this
01:04:38don't worry about it
01:04:40i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:04:46alright well you focus on swinging
01:04:47i'll take care of the rats
01:05:14hey are you okay
01:05:17how's the leaderboard
01:05:19there you go
01:05:20good job today
01:05:22let's find out
01:05:26oh thank god
01:05:27we made it to the finals
01:05:29i'm still way behind
01:05:30to win this game
01:05:32i have to catch up quickly
01:05:35game's just begun
01:05:56mia where are you
01:05:58hey do you need something
01:06:00i tried to grab my towel
01:06:01but my wrist still hurts
01:06:04oh yeah hold on
01:06:08can you massage it please
01:06:11the ferocious lion needs some help
01:06:16where does it hurt
01:06:19right here
01:06:34the finals are tomorrow
01:06:36i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:38tonight
01:06:40you're mine
01:07:02i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:07:07eleanor is here to root for you
01:07:11a good luck kiss for daddy
01:07:13now you're gonna win today
01:07:15because you always say
01:07:16i'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:07:34four hours
01:07:36i need to finish before noon
01:07:54what's going on
01:07:55loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:07:57it's
01:08:05wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper
01:08:08into the bunker
01:08:09what are they trying to do
01:08:13that's the game plan
01:08:14the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:08:17he's forced to play an impossible life
01:08:24we're completely dug in
01:08:26what are you gonna do
01:08:30just give it up old man
01:08:31according to our calculations
01:08:33it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:37the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:39there's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:43they must be playing dirty
01:08:48you planted microchips in your arm
01:08:51so what if we did
01:08:52all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:09:03you want a hint
01:09:04the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:09:08and it's come up with one conclusion
01:09:10you lose
01:09:11ai's never wrong
01:09:13you're so screwed
01:09:17dude
01:09:17dude
01:09:17just accept it
01:09:19you're a washed up retiree
01:09:21you can't be cold hard facts
01:09:23don't you understand that
01:09:24it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:09:29leave it to me
01:09:48how the hell
01:09:49no
01:09:51that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:54it's impossible
01:10:01see he landed back in the bunker
01:10:04he still needs two strokes
01:10:06that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:10:09it runs the world now
01:10:12bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:10:14just to tie with kane
01:10:15shit mia
01:10:17we're done for
01:10:18looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:10:22the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:10:25it's your biggest mistake
01:10:26making it in the hole from the bunker
01:10:27nobody can do that
01:10:32wait on the green
01:10:34something's moving
01:10:38wait
01:10:39that's my ball
01:10:43did he just
01:10:45ooh so close
01:10:47but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:50it's okay guys
01:10:53even if august golf club goes down
01:10:55we'll stick together like family
01:10:57our cutting edge ai implant chips
01:11:01have exactly what we need
01:11:02to get in your way
01:11:04when
01:11:06in your dreams
01:11:07our ai's calculated your chances
01:11:09and guess what
01:11:10it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:11:21what's this
01:11:22i can't believe my eyes
01:11:24the ball's still moving
01:11:26look alive boys
01:11:29i'm still in play
01:11:34it stopped
01:11:37a pathetic old man
01:11:39challenging hard facts and data
01:11:41it's impossible
01:11:42yeah he must really be embarrassed huh
01:12:03i knew you could do it
01:12:07our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:12:10how did you
01:12:12nah you know what man
01:12:13it's gotta be a bug or something
01:12:14right
01:12:15i mean
01:12:15there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:12:20it's not a bug
01:12:21he took the path that ai
01:12:22considered to be impossible
01:12:24and he did it in one stroke
01:12:27he's done what ai thought to be
01:12:29beyond human ability
01:12:30a free lesson for you
01:12:32all the cold hard data in the world
01:12:34can't compete with years of experience
01:12:36on the golf course
01:12:39it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:42so all your little microchips
01:12:44won't win
01:12:47now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:50bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:52you know what this means
01:12:53a sudden death rap
01:12:55whoever wins will move on to the next
01:13:00let's go boys
01:13:07what's wrong
01:13:10the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:13:12don't worry
01:13:13i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:13:31let's go
01:13:32come on now
01:13:39you've held out long enough old man
01:13:41it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:50damn it
01:13:51painkillers worn off
01:14:04next is full 10
01:14:05535 yards
01:14:07at par 4
01:14:08kane carter is up next
01:14:16whoo
01:14:17just give up
01:14:18the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:14:21not wrinkly old deadweights
01:14:23you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:37what the hell are you looking at old man
01:14:38the flag's all the way over there
01:14:41just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:43disappear
01:14:44there's not a cloud in sight
01:14:46you really are crazy
01:14:47my experience doesn't lie
01:15:00you're so rude
01:15:02even the great lion can't come back from this
01:15:06chin up old man
01:15:07you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:15:09for good
01:15:10daddy
01:15:12a lucky magic spell for you
01:15:13i know you can do it
01:15:16you got this
01:15:20soon
01:15:21soon
01:15:22soon what
01:15:23are you praying for a miracle
01:15:25i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:26because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:29anything less than that trophy is mine
01:15:32a miracle
01:15:34miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:47the sun
01:15:48it actually disappeared
01:16:00fine
01:16:01at least it'll make things interesting
01:16:12nice shot bud
01:16:15bummer
01:16:16yes
01:16:18kane slipped up
01:16:20bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:16:22then he's tied with kane
01:16:24it's for another round
01:16:25god this daddy
01:16:27god
01:16:29at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:16:31how is he going to swing in total darkness
01:16:33this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:35even at his peak
01:16:37plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:38you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:41now it's bobby's turn
01:16:43he's looking rough
01:16:44we believe in you bobby
01:16:46you got this
01:16:52wait
01:16:53bobby's not angling for the sage
01:16:55he's aiming for the flash
01:16:56he's swinging for the wind
01:16:59i'll tell you what
01:17:00i'll sweeten it
01:17:02you pull off this miracle
01:17:03i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:17:05and i'll hand it to august
01:17:11august doesn't want your club
01:17:12your reputation is trash
01:17:17and you
01:17:20i'll go beyond
01:17:21i'll beat the old me
01:17:22after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:28now watch this drive
01:17:37you
01:17:37and i'll be Akbar
01:18:03Fly, go, fall, fly!
01:18:05Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:25Fuck!
01:18:26How did he do this?
01:18:30Let's go!
01:18:34Let's go!
01:18:35Let's go!
01:18:36Let's go!
01:18:37Oh my God!
01:18:38No!
01:18:41I lost!
01:18:42Fuck!
01:18:43He crushed me!
01:18:45How could Kane lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:50Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:54Fuck!
01:18:55Did you see this?
01:18:56He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand!
01:19:00He's back, folks!
01:19:02The Ghost!
01:19:03The Lion!
01:19:04Bobby Woods!
01:19:10The winner of the US Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:19:20I didn't do this for me.
01:19:24I did it for all of us.
01:19:26For August Golf Club!
01:19:28Woo!
01:19:30You cheated!
01:19:33This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:36You were taking pills.
01:19:37I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:39You were doping!
01:19:42No.
01:19:43The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:48You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:50I can prove it.
01:19:57The doping you saw?
01:19:59Painkillers.
01:20:01Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:20:04Legal.
01:20:05Approved by the association.
01:20:07And cleared prior to competition.
01:20:10It's all documented right here.
01:20:13You.
01:20:15You're on his team.
01:20:16You're in on it.
01:20:18Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:27I have evidence.
01:20:29How about you?
01:20:32I have evidence.
01:20:35Do you?
01:20:37This is enough to arrest you.
01:20:39And investigate your little club.
01:20:42Don't punch you, motherfucker.
01:20:45Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:55A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:59But I did for my daughter.
01:21:01And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:08Stay.
01:21:09We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:21:14Please, stay!
01:21:16Stay!
01:21:22Eleanor, daddy has a lot of money now and I can afford to bring you to any art school you
01:21:27want to go to.
01:21:28I'm staying with you.
01:21:30I'm not golfing.
01:21:34Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:37I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:41You're amazing.
01:21:44I'm a big girl now.
01:21:46Eleanor's happy if daddy's happy.
01:21:49Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:56Okay.
01:21:58Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:22:02He's getting married.
01:22:05Happy nachverter.
01:22:07Yeah.aces
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