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00:00:05Lion you truly are the undeniable king of golf. I'm sorry, we saved your daughter, but your wife
00:00:11There's nothing more we can do. I was chasing trophies and wins. I will not do the same thing to
00:00:17our daughter
00:00:17Eleanor got a spot in the prestigious arts academy, but you're too poor tuition
00:00:2370k a year. There's anything I can do for you and your daughter. I'd be happy to help. I
00:00:28I buried the man I used to be.
00:00:30It's time to bring the lion back.
00:00:32This golf tournament's for pros,
00:00:34not no amateurs like you.
00:00:36Lion, unleash your victorious roar to the world.
00:00:39The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
00:00:41An unranked opportunist doesn't deserve to golf with pros.
00:00:46I just wanna be by your side.
00:00:49It's what you get for going against me.
00:00:50The roaring lion has returned.
00:00:54Look alive, boys.
00:00:56I'm still in play.
00:01:04Every golfer knows this model.
00:01:06Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:01:09But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:01:17Oh, shit!
00:01:18Let's take extra steps.
00:01:20Oh, shit!
00:01:21Let's take extra steps.
00:01:22Let's take extra steps.
00:01:40Holy!
00:01:42I'd take that back!
00:01:43Bobby Woods has just made history at that shot heard around the world.
00:01:47Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:01:51Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row, you truly are the undeniable king of golf.
00:02:00How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:02:02Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:02:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:02:10Ambientic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:02:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:02:24I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:02:31Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:02:35No, come on. What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:02:39Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:02:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:02:56No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:59Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:03:03Now go get them, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:03:19I'm so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:03:22I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:03:27I promised I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:03:39Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:03:43Are you sure?
00:03:44If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:03:48Lion, you'll go broke.
00:04:07Nice shot.
00:04:08Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:04:12We look just like the pros.
00:04:14Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:04:17Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:04:27There you go.
00:04:28Now I'm paying you.
00:04:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:04:32You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:04:38That's enough.
00:04:50Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:04:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:04:56Come on, Mia.
00:04:58Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:05:02You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:05:13Let me handle it.
00:05:17See, even the help knows its place.
00:05:19You've got to trash.
00:05:20Do anything for a buck.
00:05:21Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:05:24I bet he will.
00:05:40Your form is sloppy.
00:05:43Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:05:49Throw them out.
00:05:53Hey, don't touch me.
00:05:55Hey!
00:05:57Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:06:03Yeah.
00:06:04I could have done better.
00:06:05I was aiming for their heads.
00:06:07He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:06:11Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:06:13Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:06:19Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:06:22I'm sorry.
00:06:23I don't play golf.
00:06:26I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:06:29I see real talent in you.
00:06:31Don't waste it.
00:06:33It's just a lucky shot.
00:06:50Hey, Bobby.
00:06:51Thought about what I said last time.
00:06:53You know, making a comeback.
00:06:56I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:06:57I already told you my answer.
00:06:59I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:07:11Gabriel, I already told you.
00:07:12I'm not changing my answer.
00:07:14Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:07:16You need to come to the school now.
00:07:27What happened, sweetheart?
00:07:33Did you hit my daughter?
00:07:35Hey!
00:07:40You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:07:45Oh, God.
00:07:46It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:07:49What a small world.
00:07:50My daddy is not a loser.
00:07:53He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:07:56That's enough.
00:07:56Settle down, girls.
00:07:58Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:08:05Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:08:09But you're too poor.
00:08:11Only my daddy can afford it.
00:08:12Yeah, guess what?
00:08:14Tuition, 70k a year.
00:08:17And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:08:21So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:08:26Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:08:31I don't need it.
00:08:34I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:08:37I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:08:40But now I am such a bad father.
00:08:44This kid is obviously a bully.
00:08:47And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:08:50And you let it happen.
00:08:52Hey, kids will fight.
00:08:53I can't stop that.
00:08:55Then you suspend her.
00:08:58I...
00:08:59Hey.
00:09:09Look, you piece of trash.
00:09:11There is 10k.
00:09:13Forget about art school.
00:09:16Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:09:21It's not my fault.
00:09:23You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:09:30Come on, Angel.
00:09:31Get your stuff.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:34See?
00:09:35I told you so.
00:09:37Wait, Mr. Smith.
00:09:38About that donation.
00:09:40Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:09:46to Rosa.
00:09:47I'm sorry.
00:09:53Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:09:55No.
00:09:56I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:58I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:10:00I'll be a good kid.
00:10:02I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:10:05No, sweetie.
00:10:06I'm sorry.
00:10:07And don't worry.
00:10:09Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:10:17I buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:10:22It's time to bring the lion back.
00:10:39Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:10:43I'm back.
00:11:04Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:11:07I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:11:13Jake, you're our best shot.
00:11:15With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:11:19They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:11:20And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have blown myself.
00:11:24Jake is young and talented.
00:11:25Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:11:27It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:11:31If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:11:36Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:11:39Didn't you want to marry him, too?
00:11:41What?
00:11:42Shut up.
00:11:43Two yards.
00:11:47What?
00:11:52What do you mean, two yards?
00:11:54His grip's weak.
00:11:56Ball's going to fade.
00:11:57Two yards to the right.
00:11:59Shut up, dude.
00:12:00You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:12:03Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:12:06I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:12:08Ignore him, okay?
00:12:09Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:12:10He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:12:14But you guys really don't see this?
00:12:17I guess that makes sense.
00:12:19This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:12:23Well, tell me.
00:12:24What do you see?
00:12:322.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:35And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:12:37If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:12:39Jake is a pro golfer.
00:12:41He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:12:43What do you know?
00:12:44How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:12:47You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:12:49Oh, my God.
00:12:55Hey, it's free advice.
00:12:56Take it or leave it.
00:12:57But we can't even think about qualifiers,
00:12:59because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:13:172.13 yards to be exact.
00:13:25Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:13:27Nothing.
00:13:28What's up with you guys?
00:13:29I'm so distracted, I hooked it right.
00:13:31Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:13:34This...
00:13:34Oh, my God.
00:13:38Come on, man.
00:13:40Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist,
00:13:42you're going to hurt yourself.
00:13:43Oh, man, let go.
00:13:45You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:13:47You know how valuable my hand is?
00:13:49Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:13:52I was right.
00:13:53He's more talented than he seems.
00:13:55Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:57Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:59It'll just take a moment.
00:14:00Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:14:03This guy's a rookie.
00:14:04Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:14:07I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:14:09No, no.
00:14:11I believe him.
00:14:12And he makes a good point.
00:14:14He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:14:18Seriously?
00:14:19He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:14:22Yeah, and he's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:14:24A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:14:26I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:14:29Woo!
00:14:31Woo!
00:14:32Woo!
00:14:33Woo!
00:14:33Woo!
00:14:33Woo!
00:14:34Woo!
00:14:34Woo!
00:14:34Woo!
00:14:34Woo!
00:14:35Woo!
00:14:36Woo!
00:14:39Woo!
00:14:41Who's this asshole?
00:14:43Tyler Carter.
00:14:44Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:14:46You know.
00:14:46Most recent world champion.
00:14:48And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:14:55It's all in the wrist, baby.
00:15:01Ready?
00:15:05It's always here to start shit.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:07got it oh good job baby oh my gosh look who it is
00:15:16your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt why don't you turn it into a strip club
00:15:22maybe you'll finally break even you're not welcome here leave oh is this your little
00:15:30wimp of a brother is that the best august god nowadays you watch your fucking mouth how about
00:15:35that me uh dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur it's time to wake up
00:15:44sweetie look we both know you're not gonna win it's just not possible let me throw you a lifeline
00:15:53you sign over august to me and i'll give you a fat payout we can all go home happy
00:16:01all you got to do is sign the deal it's all yours baby never august golf club is my mother's
00:16:10life's work
00:16:11my brother and i will never let it fall into your hands okay option two you put this on
00:16:19you show me a good time tonight i'll cut you a good deal
00:16:22me fuck you man fuck you you and me let's go at it sudden death match who's your backside of
00:16:29the
00:16:29quals tomorrow
00:16:33so the puppy's not a whim he's an idiot fine but you better not be all bark you better have
00:16:42some bite to
00:16:47boy look you're going to lose jake
00:16:53fuck off man stop acting like you're hot
00:16:56shit you need to go mow the lawn or something he's provoked you okay you're too emotional now
00:17:00and you haven't fixed your swing yet you won't win shut up you are a useless groundskeeper you
00:17:07don't tell me what to do looks like tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole
00:17:23you see that 302 yards mid fairway and you can never hit a shot like that in your life kid
00:17:31show
00:17:32jake that stance it's too low that ball is going off course what did you just say i said this
00:17:42ball
00:17:42is going in the rough yeah will you quit the yapping you got a lot of nerve coming in here
00:17:46acting like
00:17:46you're professional or something i'm the one swinging here okay don't backseat it
00:18:01hopeless what an idiot oh my gosh 213 in the rough oh my god my granny could swing harder than
00:18:11that dude
00:18:28if he keeps swinging like this he's not going to win time for a little help
00:18:36gramps the fuck you doing with that rock you better not mess with jake
00:18:39this is serious okay guys whatever he has planned i believe him okay
00:18:58holy shit let's go headstone just helped jake make the perfect swing nah that must have been a
00:19:06coincidence a rock can't change the club angle yeah if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier
00:19:10jake would have made it on the green by now don't get ahead of yourself remember fortune favors the bowl
00:19:28guys jake's ahead with that perfect line we might just win this thing come on jake you gotta pull through
00:19:38thanks doll
00:19:44ready or not here i come oh hey should have been looking out kiddo
00:19:55he was standing right here you knew that you did that on purpose it's against the rules
00:20:00i thought we were playing a friendly match doing this casual there's no need for rules
00:20:06i hope you learned your lesson bud there's only one golden rule in golf
00:20:10whatever the golden hill club says goes
00:20:16a torn ligament must have been strained for a long time everything bobby said came true
00:20:23who is he really okay you can't play like this i'm gonna take you to the hospital no i can
00:20:29keep
00:20:30going i'm not backing out of the quals
00:20:36hogs golf club it's the last thing mom left us i'm not letting this bastard take it
00:20:44it's not too late to tap out sweetie if i find you in my bed tonight naked i might let
00:20:49you keep
00:20:50your club what the fuck did you say watch this bitch
00:20:58wow is that the best you got i'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:21:12jake's already three strokes in he needs to put the ball in the hole to win but his wrist
00:21:16will you stop as long as i can swing i'm not giving up no jake you can hurt your wrist
00:21:22for life
00:21:26you're still powering through why don't i help you with that
00:21:33that's enough
00:21:39i'll take it from here
00:21:43will you back off this is a gentleman's sport go mow the lawn you cretin
00:21:48jake that's enough step down if you keep playing you might never play again let bobby take over
00:21:57are you serious right now mia you're gonna send your little gardener after me why are you afraid
00:22:05you're going to lose to the gardener
00:22:09you got some balls i bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life
00:22:14you better not let it get into your head
00:22:19this is my last chance to repay mia for helping my daughter and i
00:22:31this is the most prestigious golf club in america and you think we'd hire some homeless loser just
00:22:39look at yourself covered in filth carrying around a burden you're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:22:49excuse me sir don't mind him he's an asshole i'm mia i'd love for you to come over and work
00:22:57at august
00:22:58golf club with me and if there's anything i can do for you and your daughter i'd be happy to
00:23:03help
00:23:09you
00:23:21is that your wife you should have brought her with you i bet she'd be as good as a golf
00:23:26hole
00:23:28a stupid broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole the only hole you'll make is your wife's
00:23:37that's the last time you disrespect my wife before i break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy
00:23:42in front of her great i'm begging the only one begging is gonna be you pal remember you got a
00:23:47lot on the line you lose this you're forfeiting qualifiers and losers gotta get on their knees and
00:23:54lick the winner's shoes like a dog deal you better keep your word
00:24:14this guy's putting on a blindfold is he trying to let tyler win we're screwed
00:24:19this groundskeeper is going to ruin it for august you know wind speed five miles an hour humidity
00:24:26sixty percent good weather for making it in the hole
00:24:39please clear the water forget about the hole you won't even make it over the water i win
00:24:58what the fuck what the fuck was he about to perform a miracle there's no way it's a trick shot
00:25:06you
00:25:06can't control where it lands
00:25:13just put the water like skipped it in the hole but how it's a miracle am i dreaming did we
00:25:20actually beat the gold hills bastards this is impossible there's no way i lost to a an amateur a
00:25:27gardener impossible that sounds like something a sore loser would say no only a legend like lion can make
00:25:34that shot even kane only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:25:45is he master golfer would never join the ranks of august who are you
00:25:53who are you me i'm a nobody i'm a gardener you just happened to hit a lucky shot i want
00:26:00to play in the
00:26:00qualification round next week yes of course you just saved august golf club we of course will welcome
00:26:07you mia this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of august hills can't leave it
00:26:12with this guy why we just don't even have any competitive experience i mean mia please we should
00:26:16reconsider was this shot just not proof of his skill i mean how do we even know if he was
00:26:20blindfolded
00:26:21if he was really that talented why would he be slumming at august golf club all things he could be
00:26:26doing yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier we'd be left out
00:26:31okay silence all of you i believe in bobby and he's our only hope now hey bobby i got cash
00:26:39hot babes
00:26:41you come over to gold hill golf club look at anything you could ever want i can't pay you cash
00:26:48or an advancement but i can offer you 50 stake in the august golf club if you'll still have us
00:26:55i heard golf clubs going bankrupt dude every check you get's gonna bounce come on don't be stupid
00:27:02just give me the word it's all yours
00:27:08tuition 70k a year
00:27:18i just mowed the lawn i don't need much in life
00:27:25i'll represent august qualifications next week
00:27:29my heart's racing what's going on you old bastard you're gonna regret this
00:27:37hey aren't you forgetting something what are you talking about our bets
00:27:42you're forfeiting right my brother kane carter he's the grand champ
00:27:48your little amateur ass are you sure you want it doesn't matter who it is a bet's a bet
00:27:59you bastard you're gonna regret this men honor their words dogs run with your tail stuck between
00:28:06their legs what are you little boy you motherfucker mark my words you motherfuckers are gonna regret this
00:28:14come on girls
00:28:24you lost to a ground speaker a loser who picks up balls
00:28:30it it was a fluke if you just give me another chance i'll i'll do
00:28:36useless the golden hill club does not tolerate excuses from losers you better not film me again in
00:28:41qualification match
00:28:52i don't know the golf's always been in my family
00:28:56but it wasn't until the legendary lion that i really took notice
00:29:01kipli's been retired for six years already you still think about him
00:29:10i don't know do you want me to still think about it
00:29:35you're drunk
00:29:37i'm taking you home
00:29:40party pooper such a gentleman
00:29:47oh i'm so thirsty i'll get you some water thank you
00:30:11i've been driving
00:30:12since this first time and did the work and it's all for me
00:30:17i've been dropping no compromising
00:30:21i'm right where i'm meant to be
00:30:33Mia, you're drunk
00:30:35Are you sure this is what you want?
00:31:14I had a little bun last night I had fun too, a lot of fun
00:31:27Good afternoon, my name is Joanna Wilson, Vice President of the USGA
00:31:34On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference
00:31:4550 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:31:52But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special
00:31:59This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank
00:32:06Now, who's up first?
00:32:10Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:32:13I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:32:22Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:24Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:32:25Yeah, we're all pros here
00:32:27Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:32:29Be my guest
00:32:30Okay
00:32:31Literally, I don't like this for a measure of everything
00:32:50Nice man, looks like we're locked in
00:32:52Absolutely we are
00:32:53It's done enough wasting my time
00:32:55By the way, only reason I let you two go first
00:32:59So that everybody here is aware of how underranked you are
00:33:07This is a press conference, not a dumpster
00:33:10What are you doing here?
00:33:12You're an amateur, buddy
00:33:13You're going to embarrass yourself over here
00:33:14Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:33:18Okay
00:33:20Okay
00:33:21Sit back
00:33:22You'll see my rank
00:33:24Hey, get this
00:33:25I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:34:00He's 15th
00:34:01Every member of Golden Hills is a total beast
00:34:03Pretty much
00:34:04I don't cry though
00:34:05It's okay
00:34:06You may lose me
00:34:07But all of you are better than him
00:34:12You know what's sad, Mia?
00:34:13The best you've got is dead last
00:34:15You know what, Tyler?
00:34:16Shut up
00:34:16August is not going to be dead last
00:34:19Just mark my words
00:34:20Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy
00:34:22He's ranked 15th
00:34:24He's a nobody
00:34:26Wow
00:34:27That's something coming from the Gardner
00:34:29Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:34:33Gardner?
00:34:34The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open
00:34:37The hell?
00:34:37Yeah, she sure did
00:34:38I think you should be disqualified
00:34:40All in favor, raise your hand
00:34:45Golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:34:47Everyone deserves a shot
00:34:49The only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:34:51That's cute
00:34:52August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference
00:34:55To throw a tantrum
00:34:56Yeah, she did
00:34:56Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:34:59Okay, that is not what is happening here
00:35:16Trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:35:22I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:35:27What do you think you're doing?
00:35:28Ice here, kid
00:35:29You're not gonna wanna miss this
00:35:38This is my rating
00:35:56Six years ago, you retired
00:35:59Vanished without a trace
00:36:02Only leaving behind your legacy
00:36:08Talented golfers
00:36:09You've come and gone
00:36:10Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:36:14He's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:36:17Mr. Hale, you have to see this
00:36:20We got a ping on the golden scanner
00:36:22The all-time number one
00:36:26I guess he couldn't wait
00:36:29To celebrate your comeback
00:36:32I'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:36:36Take these, let's go
00:36:39I'm a champ
00:36:43What?
00:36:44Why is his ranking locked?
00:36:45According to the Govers Association rules
00:36:48Only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked
00:36:51That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:55No, that can't be right
00:36:57Well, there you have it, folks
00:36:58Cold hard facts
00:37:00I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark
00:37:04And no bites
00:37:08Quickly, to the press conference
00:37:10And bring the trophies
00:37:12All of them
00:37:13I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned
00:37:20Wait
00:37:22There's an explanation for this
00:37:23He's not a pro golfer
00:37:25So he's probably not even registered
00:37:26Yeah, that explains it
00:37:28How would a failing club like the August have a top ten player with him?
00:37:32Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:37:33And you lost to me
00:37:36What does that make you?
00:37:37You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy
00:37:40You know the Golden Hills created this AI system
00:37:42We have the right to unlock it
00:37:44If you get on your knees right now
00:37:46I might let you go
00:37:48Don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:50Well, go ahead, unlock it
00:37:52I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:55Go boys
00:37:57You're gonna regret that
00:37:58Get ready, folks
00:38:00This little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:38:12What?
00:38:14He's not just in the top ten
00:38:16He's the best in the country
00:38:18That means
00:38:19He's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:38:22How?
00:38:24Could it be?
00:38:27No, that can't be right
00:38:29There's gotta be a glitch in the system
00:38:31He's got a point
00:38:32Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:38:35No way
00:38:36Thank goodness
00:38:36You almost ruined our association's reputation
00:38:39You just had one lucky stroke
00:38:42You thought you could fool me, you little bitch
00:38:44This golf tournament's for pros
00:38:46Not no amateurs like you
00:38:47Boys, get them out of here
00:38:48That's not up to you
00:38:50That's up to the Golfers Association
00:38:53Miss Wilson
00:38:54As the Vice President of the Association
00:38:56There has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:59Tyler
00:39:00Should I throw out the riffraff?
00:39:02I knew you
00:39:03Making you my VP was the best decision I could make
00:39:10You're on their side?
00:39:11Oh, don't act shocked
00:39:12It's called networking, sweetheart
00:39:14I know your little backwater club
00:39:16Don't even know what that is
00:39:19I think we should get him out of here
00:39:20An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:39:23Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:39:28On behalf of the Golfers Association
00:39:30I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open
00:39:34You bastards
00:39:35I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:39:38Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:39:41The chairman?
00:39:42That old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:39:45Don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:48Empetism's a big word for you, man
00:39:50You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:54He's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:39:56Boys, get them out of here
00:39:57I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:59Make sure they're gone
00:40:00I don't want them crawling back
00:40:02This is my turn!
00:40:08This is my turn!
00:40:15Hands off!
00:40:19That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon
00:40:22No one's ever seen it
00:40:24Why did he bring it today?
00:40:26The Riders
00:40:26President's Cup
00:40:28Masters
00:40:28The Open
00:40:30The PGA Tour
00:40:31They're all Grand Slam trophies
00:40:33And there's multiple?
00:40:34Mr. Chairman
00:40:36What are you doing here?
00:40:37I'm here to remind everyone
00:40:39That the Open is run by the Golfers Association
00:40:44Not Golden Hills
00:40:46Mr. Chairman
00:40:47These two crashed the press conference
00:40:50I'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:52The trash?
00:40:57How dare you?
00:40:59Do you have no idea who he is?
00:41:01Are you serious right now?
00:41:04You're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:41:06Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:12He is the top-ranked golfer
00:41:15Mr. Hale
00:41:17There's a bug in the system
00:41:19He's not even in the rankings
00:41:21He's a nobody
00:41:22A nobody!
00:41:23So all these trophies he won
00:41:26Mean nothing to you?
00:41:27All these trophies belong to him
00:41:31That's impossible
00:41:32He's done the impossible
00:41:33Time and time again
00:41:36All these trophies belong to him
00:41:38And to him alone
00:41:39He is
00:41:41The Legendary Golfer
00:41:48The Legendary Golfer
00:41:50Sir
00:41:52I need to talk to you
00:41:53In private
00:41:57What is he hiding from me?
00:42:01Look
00:42:02I'd appreciate it
00:42:04If you kept my identity a secret
00:42:06Eleanor's still young
00:42:07And I don't want the press hounding her
00:42:11I am so sorry, Claire
00:42:12I wasn't there for you
00:42:14I was chasing trophies and wins
00:42:17And I should have been by your side
00:42:19I promise
00:42:21I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:42:28I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:42:30I understand
00:42:32I can keep your secret
00:42:34Thanks
00:42:36Here we go
00:42:42After a thorough review
00:42:43We have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:50Since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:52All golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:57And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:43:02Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:43:11What?
00:43:12I'm the highest ranked person here
00:43:14We don't need some AI system to prove that
00:43:16And you have no right to disqualify me
00:43:19I am the president of the Golf Association
00:43:21And the host of the US Open
00:43:25You have that right
00:43:26You old bastard
00:43:27You're making a mistake
00:43:29Making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:43:31Over this nobody?
00:43:32Enough
00:43:33You and your golf club
00:43:35Have been a menace to the golf society
00:43:37For far too long
00:43:39You have no authority here
00:43:43Take them out
00:43:44You can't do this
00:43:45You can't do this
00:43:46You reckless bastard
00:43:49As for you
00:43:51The Golf Association has no room
00:43:54For a Golden Hills simpering lapdog
00:43:57You're fired
00:43:58You can't fire me
00:44:00I am the vice president
00:44:02You can't fucking fire me
00:44:04You bastard
00:44:08I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant
00:44:13Now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:44:18Just watch out
00:44:20I wouldn't worry about that
00:44:21I chose to come back
00:44:23I'm ready for anything
00:44:26Come what may
00:44:27Come what may
00:44:27Come what may
00:44:28Come what may
00:44:29Come what may
00:44:30Come what may
00:44:40All right
00:44:41You can open your eyes
00:44:49So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday
00:44:52I don't know
00:44:53But I do know
00:44:55That I'm gonna love it
00:44:56Because it's a present from daddy
00:45:03Daddy
00:45:03Is this all for me?
00:45:05It's just like my journal
00:45:07Yep
00:45:07It's all yours sweetie
00:45:12Oh
00:45:13I can't forget this
00:45:20Perfect
00:45:22My princess
00:45:24May I have the first dance
00:45:26Yes
00:45:47Mirror mirror on the wall
00:45:49Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:53Why it's you
00:45:54My pretty little princess Eleanor
00:45:56Wait daddy
00:45:57I've got you a present
00:46:00This is my lucky bracelet
00:46:02I made it at school
00:46:04Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:46:07Daddy
00:46:08You're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:46:11I'll be cheering for you
00:46:13And I know mommy will too
00:46:14I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me
00:46:17So I didn't tell her about the match
00:46:19But it looks like she knew all along
00:46:22Thank you sweetie
00:46:25I promise
00:46:26I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:46:34Welcome everybody
00:46:35To the final qualifying round
00:46:36For the U.S. Open
00:46:37Which is also known as
00:46:39Golf's longest day
00:46:41Today's gonna be a 36 hole round
00:46:43Which means only the top 50 players
00:46:45Will advance to the final round
00:46:46So
00:46:47Good luck
00:46:48Yeah
00:46:49Let's do this
00:47:08Oh dear
00:47:11Wow!
00:47:12Jim, that was incredible.
00:47:35You won.
00:47:37We won.
00:47:39Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:47:40We've got to celebrate.
00:47:41Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:47:44Come on.
00:47:44Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:45We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:47No.
00:47:47Disgusting.
00:47:48He just wants you there.
00:47:49He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:53I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:55Yeah, I know.
00:47:55And I've had enough.
00:47:57It's time I end this.
00:48:07Lion, you've finally returned.
00:48:15The past six years, I've torn through the competition, but those old timers still insist that it is because you
00:48:22paved the way.
00:48:23No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single trophy, like a
00:48:29thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:48:31But I'll prove myself.
00:48:37When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth that I am the greatest golfer
00:48:43in the world.
00:48:46I agreed to help Mia shoo off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:49:02Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:49:03It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:49:05God, Mia, you just drag any bum off the street?
00:49:09You dare show your face here?
00:49:12Dad, can you be nice?
00:49:13This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club?
00:49:35Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:49:39His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:49:43Golf is in their blood.
00:49:46Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:53Henry, is it?
00:49:55Yep.
00:49:57Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:59You're Gabriel's kid.
00:50:00You act nothing like him.
00:50:01What would you know about my father?
00:50:03Nothing.
00:50:04He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:50:11Mia, are you serious?
00:50:13You brought the help home?
00:50:17So humiliating.
00:50:18Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:50:21To shine Henry's shoes?
00:50:25Oh, Mia has good taste.
00:50:27I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:50:29Watch it, yard boy.
00:50:31His father runs a US Open.
00:50:33With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:50:37Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:50:39Our food's getting cold.
00:50:41Let's go eat.
00:50:46Here, please.
00:50:47Allow me.
00:50:55Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:58You have to try one of these.
00:50:59I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:51:02Really good urbanos.
00:51:03Oh, now we're done.
00:51:05Yeah.
00:51:05In real Cuba, huh?
00:51:07Mm-hmm.
00:51:10There you go.
00:51:12Excellent taste, young man.
00:51:16Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:51:19I got a beard.
00:51:21Yeah, real mature.
00:51:25You should really try this meal.
00:51:27Our chef needs special.
00:51:39I'm sorry, man.
00:51:40I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:51:42Okay, that's enough.
00:51:43Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:47Don't worry about it.
00:51:49I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:52I brought a gift.
00:52:06Ew, what is this?
00:52:08Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:52:11I bet it's all junk.
00:52:14Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:52:18Yes, yes.
00:52:19Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:52:23Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion,
00:52:27so I wanted to do something special.
00:52:30I got you this.
00:52:32This is Lion's old tour card.
00:52:34It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:52:38That would go for millions at Sotheby's.
00:52:41Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:52:44But it's far too valuable.
00:52:47I can't...
00:52:47I can't accept it.
00:52:51This is incredibly rare.
00:52:54What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:56Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:59Admit it, loser.
00:53:00You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:53:09Why don't we make a bet?
00:53:12All right, I'm listening.
00:53:16If my gift is more valuable than yours,
00:53:19you have to lick this plate clean.
00:53:23Cigar ash and all.
00:53:25Hm.
00:53:32What a coincidence.
00:53:34Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:53:41But not just one.
00:53:4510.
00:53:47Whoa.
00:53:49What?
00:53:51That's impossible.
00:53:52You're just a washed up loser.
00:53:54Like, how is that possible?
00:53:57Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:59Eat up.
00:54:00Jeez.
00:54:01Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:54:03I gotta make a phone call.
00:54:11Wait!
00:54:12Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:54:14I just talked to my father.
00:54:16Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:54:20The only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire,
00:54:23and then the little lion's head will pop up.
00:54:26And let's be honest.
00:54:28These are certainly fake.
00:54:30And now, guess what?
00:54:32My dad's on his way.
00:54:34And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are.
00:54:37You pissed off the president?
00:54:39You are so screwed.
00:54:42How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:46So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:48Yeah.
00:54:49Yeah.
00:54:51Well, I believe Bobby.
00:54:53I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:54:55Well, why talk about it?
00:54:57Let's put it to the test.
00:54:58Wait, no.
00:55:00You can't destroy those.
00:55:01That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:55:03It's a disrespected golf itself.
00:55:09Wait, no.
00:55:10You can't destroy those.
00:55:11That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:55:13It'd be an insulted golf itself.
00:55:15Oh my God, Mia.
00:55:16Why are you believing this guy?
00:55:18I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:55:20I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:55:27What's going on here?
00:55:30What if that card actually is real?
00:55:33Fire test gold.
00:55:35Adversity test men.
00:55:37Ew.
00:55:40You lying con artist.
00:55:42I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:55:44Get on your knees.
00:55:45Admit these are fake.
00:55:46Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:55:52Dad!
00:55:53This is who I was telling you about.
00:55:54This is the con man.
00:55:59Ow!
00:56:00Dad!
00:56:00You idiot!
00:56:01What do you think you're doing?
00:56:03Mr. Chairman.
00:56:04He was the one that brought the fakes.
00:56:06We had nothing to do with it.
00:56:10Fakes.
00:56:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:15These are the real deal.
00:56:16What?
00:56:19Fakes.
00:56:22No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:24These are the real deal.
00:56:26What?
00:56:27Dad, what are you talking about?
00:56:28Are you senile?
00:56:30Like, those can't be real.
00:56:32Ow!
00:56:33Did I raise an idiot?
00:56:34Wait a minute.
00:56:35If those cards are real, then he...
00:56:38He's lying?
00:56:41I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:44I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:56:47and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:56:51What?
00:56:52Let's go.
00:56:52Your mother's in the car.
00:56:53Ow!
00:56:54God!
00:56:54Ow!
00:56:55It's the person!
00:56:56Ow!
00:56:57We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:57:02We didn't mean to.
00:57:04It was all Henry's fault.
00:57:07Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:57:11Let's go for a walk.
00:57:13That sounds nice.
00:57:15It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:57:27Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:57:30Don't worry about it.
00:57:32I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:57:34Mm-hmm.
00:57:39Is that your wife?
00:57:48Yes.
00:57:50She passed in labor.
00:57:52I'm sorry.
00:57:55I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:59Never gets easier.
00:58:01I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:58:06I just want to be by your side.
00:58:25Stay here, Mia.
00:58:27Be careful.
00:58:29Hey, bitch.
00:58:31Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:58:33Hey, baby.
00:58:34Oh, no!
00:58:36Bobby, watch out!
00:58:44Hey!
00:58:48Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:54Bobby!
00:58:57I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:59:02Those are cute.
00:59:04Those are my daughters!
00:59:08See that?
00:59:09It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:59:15It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:59:21Fuck!
00:59:22Come on, boys!
00:59:23You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:59:25Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:59:28Okay?
00:59:31Not yet.
00:59:32I think it's broken.
00:59:34Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:59:37Let's go.
00:59:38Let's go.
00:59:45Wait, don't move.
00:59:48Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:52I have an itch.
00:59:54Down there.
00:59:55My hands are...
00:59:57Okay, well let me itch it for you.
01:00:02Is it right here?
01:00:09How's that feel?
01:00:10That's amazing.
01:00:12Is that it?
01:00:13Oh, yeah.
01:00:14That's so good.
01:00:17That's amazing.
01:00:19Please.
01:00:21Oh, yes.
01:00:23What's Daddy doing?
01:00:26Eleanor!
01:00:27Daddy!
01:00:29Hey.
01:00:30Oh.
01:00:31I'm sorry.
01:00:32It's okay.
01:00:32Hey, Doc.
01:00:33What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
01:00:35Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:38He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:44Six weeks?
01:00:46What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:47You need rest.
01:00:49And that's doctor's orders.
01:00:53I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:55I missed you, too.
01:00:56Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:57What are you doing?
01:00:58You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:01:00Then I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:01:03I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:01:05Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:01:08What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:01:10You can't hold the club correctly.
01:01:13Four hours is plenty.
01:01:15I'll win.
01:01:16For you and me.
01:01:18It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:01:24Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:01:27The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:01:31The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:01:33This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:39The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:45It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:48Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:55What?
01:01:57What?
01:01:57Wait, Bobby.
01:01:58Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary Lion.
01:02:02He's a Grand Slam champion.
01:02:04He's never lost a tournament.
01:02:06And now that the Lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:02:09Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:02:32You're old news, loser.
01:02:35You're still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:38Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:42Feisty.
01:02:42I like it.
01:02:43You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:02:47you up.
01:02:48That's so fucking gross.
01:02:49Enough. This is a waste of time.
01:02:50While Lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:03:01You think you can keep up with me?
01:03:10You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:03:16I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:03:21I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:47Incredible! The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:54They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:57It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:04:03Man, oh man.
01:04:06This AI, it's incredible. It's our secret weapon.
01:04:08This has been, he can't beat us. He's done for.
01:04:20Can he do it?
01:04:30This is your grandson here?
01:04:32He's better off as my caddy.
01:04:34Don't push yourself. You can't play like this.
01:04:38Don't worry about it.
01:04:40I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:04:46Alright, well you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rest.
01:05:14Hey, are you okay?
01:05:17How's the leaderboard?
01:05:19There you go. Good job today.
01:05:22Let's find out.
01:05:26Oh, thank God. We made it to the finals.
01:05:29I'm still way behind.
01:05:31To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:05:35Game's just begun.
01:05:56Mia! Where are you?
01:05:58Hey, do you need something?
01:06:00I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:06:04Oh, yeah. Hold on.
01:06:08Can you massage it, please?
01:06:11The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:06:16Where does it hurt?
01:06:19Right here.
01:06:35The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:36I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:39Tonight.
01:06:40You're mine.
01:07:01I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:07:07Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:07:11A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:07:13Now, you're going to win today
01:07:15because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:07:34Four hours?
01:07:36I need to finish before noon.
01:07:54What's going on?
01:07:55Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:08:03It's...
01:08:05Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:08:09What are they trying to do?
01:08:13That's the game plan.
01:08:15The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:08:18He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:08:24We're completely dug in.
01:08:26What are we going to do?
01:08:30Just give it up, old man.
01:08:32According to our calculations,
01:08:33it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:37The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:40There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:42They must be playing dirty.
01:08:47You planted microchips in your arm?
01:08:50So what if we did?
01:08:52All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:09:03You want a hint?
01:09:05The AI has calculated millions of possibilities,
01:09:08and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:09:10You lose.
01:09:12AI's never wrong.
01:09:13You're so screwed.
01:09:17Dude, just accept it.
01:09:19You're a washed-up retiree.
01:09:21You can't be cold, hard facts.
01:09:23Don't you understand that?
01:09:24It's in the bag, for God's sakes.
01:09:29Leave it to me.
01:09:48How the hell?
01:09:50No.
01:09:51That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:55It's impossible.
01:10:01See?
01:10:02He landed back in the bunker.
01:10:04He still needs two strokes.
01:10:06That puzzle doesn't understand that AI, it runs the world now.
01:10:12Bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole, just to tie it with Kane.
01:10:16Shit, Mia.
01:10:17We're done for.
01:10:19Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:10:22The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him,
01:10:25it's your biggest mistake.
01:10:26Making it in the hole from the bunker?
01:10:28Nobody can do that.
01:10:29Oh, God.
01:10:32Wait.
01:10:32On the green?
01:10:33Something's moving.
01:10:37Wait.
01:10:39That's my ball.
01:10:43Did he just...
01:10:45Ooh, so close.
01:10:47But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:51It's okay, guys.
01:10:53Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:57Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:11:04When...
01:11:06In your dreams.
01:11:07Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:11:10And guess what?
01:11:11It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:11:21What's this?
01:11:22I can't believe my eyes.
01:11:24The ball's still moving.
01:11:27Look alive, boys.
01:11:29I'm still in play.
01:11:34It sucks.
01:11:37A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:11:41It's impossible.
01:11:42Yeah, you must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:57Yeah.
01:11:58Yeah.
01:12:00Let's go.
01:12:03I knew you could do it.
01:12:07Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:12:10How did you?
01:12:12Nah, you know what, man?
01:12:13It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:12:15I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:12:20It's not a bug.
01:12:21He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:12:24And he did it in one stroke.
01:12:27He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:12:30A free lesson for you.
01:12:32All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:12:38It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:12:42So all your little microchips won't win.
01:12:47Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:12:50Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:52You know what this means.
01:12:53A sudden death round.
01:12:55Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:13:00Let's go, boys.
01:13:07What's wrong?
01:13:10The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:13:12Don't worry.
01:13:13I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:13:31Let's go!
01:13:32Come on, now.
01:13:39You've held out long enough, old man.
01:13:41It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:13:50Damn it!
01:13:51Painkillers worn off.
01:14:01Nice!
01:14:03Let's go!
01:14:04Next is hole 10.
01:14:06535 yards at par 4.
01:14:08Kane Carter is up next.
01:14:16Woo!
01:14:17Just give up.
01:14:18The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:14:21Not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:14:23You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:14:37What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:39The flag's all the way over there.
01:14:41Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:14:44Disappear?
01:14:44There's not a cloud in sight.
01:14:46You really are crazy.
01:14:47My experience doesn't lie.
01:15:00You're screwed up.
01:15:02Even the great lion can't come back from his eyes.
01:15:06Chin up, old man.
01:15:07You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you for good.
01:15:10Daddy!
01:15:11A lucky magic spell for you.
01:15:13I know you can do it.
01:15:16You got this.
01:15:20Soon.
01:15:21Soon?
01:15:22Soon what?
01:15:23Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:25I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:15:26Because it's gonna take an act of God for you to win this.
01:15:29Anything less than that trophy is mine.
01:15:32A miracle?
01:15:33Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:15:47The sun.
01:15:48It actually disappeared.
01:16:00Fine.
01:16:01At least it'll make things interesting.
01:16:12Yes!
01:16:13Nice shot, bud.
01:16:14Bummer.
01:16:15Nerd.
01:16:16Yes.
01:16:17Kane slipped up.
01:16:20Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole.
01:16:23Then you side with Kane.
01:16:24Let's run another round.
01:16:26Got this, Daddy.
01:16:27God.
01:16:29At his time, it's gonna be the total eclipse.
01:16:31How's he gonna swing in total darkness?
01:16:33This is beyond Lion's top records.
01:16:35Even at his peak.
01:16:37Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:16:38You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:16:41Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:16:43He's looking rough.
01:16:45We believe in you, Bobby.
01:16:46You got this.
01:16:52Wait.
01:16:53Bobby's not aiming for the sage.
01:16:55He's aiming for the flash.
01:16:57He's swinging for the whip.
01:16:59I'll tell you what.
01:17:00I'll sweeten it.
01:17:01You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:17:06And I'll hand it to August.
01:17:11August doesn't want your club.
01:17:12Your reputation is trash.
01:17:17And you, I'll go beyond.
01:17:21I'll beat the old me.
01:17:23After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:17:28Now watch this drive.
01:17:32On the last scene, ourisis.
01:17:33I'll be back to North Valley.
01:17:33Go into that.
01:17:35No?
01:17:46On the last scene.
01:17:48Are you going to be able to see you now?
01:17:53You?
01:17:58новых人.
01:17:59Wer mail.
01:18:02Fly, go, fall, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:26How did he do this?
01:18:30Let's go!
01:18:34Let's go!
01:18:35Let's go!
01:18:36Oh, my God.
01:18:41I lost!
01:18:42Look!
01:18:43He crushed me!
01:18:44How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:50Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:55Folks, did you see this?
01:18:56He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:19:00He's back, folks!
01:19:01The Gooks!
01:19:03The Lion!
01:19:04Bobby Woods!
01:19:09The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:19:20I didn't do this for me.
01:19:24I did it for all of us.
01:19:26For August Golf Club.
01:19:27Woo!
01:19:30You cheated!
01:19:33This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:36You were taking pills.
01:19:37I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:39You were doping.
01:19:42No.
01:19:43The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:48You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:50I can prove it.
01:19:57The doping you saw?
01:19:59Painkillers.
01:20:01Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:20:04Legal.
01:20:05Approved by the association.
01:20:07And cleared prior to competition.
01:20:10It's all documented right here.
01:20:13You.
01:20:14You're on his team.
01:20:16You're in on it.
01:20:17Oh, and uh, as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:27I have evidence.
01:20:29How about you?
01:20:32I have evidence.
01:20:35Do you?
01:20:37This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:42Come on.
01:20:43You motherfucker.
01:20:45Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:55A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:59But I did for my daughter.
01:21:00And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:07Stay.
01:21:09We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:21:13Please.
01:21:14Stay.
01:21:16Stay.
01:21:18Stay.
01:21:18Stay.
01:21:19Stay.
01:21:20Stay.
01:21:22Eleanor.
01:21:23Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:25And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:28I'm staying with you.
01:21:30I'm not golfing.
01:21:34Daddy.
01:21:35I like watching you play golf.
01:21:37I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:41You're amazing.
01:21:43I'm a big girl now.
01:21:46Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:48Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:56Okay.
01:21:58Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:22:03All right.
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