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Aired (May 16, 2026): Tapat na sinagot ni Kelvin Miranda ang tanong tungkol sa tipo niya sa babae at kung ano ang hindi niya gusto. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals

Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!

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00:04But you know...
00:06How do you feel when you flirt?
00:08Look at that.
00:10Camera.
00:11Where is it?
00:12Here on camera.
00:13Lights, camera.
00:14Action!
00:18Talk to you, no?
00:19Just like that.
00:21I feel like I really feel like
00:24the language is different
00:25when you know
00:27it's not comfortable.
00:29It's like a Spanish.
00:30It's like a defense mode.
00:32I really feel like I'm in a defense mode.
00:34I'm just doing it.
00:36I really feel like I'm doing it.
00:38I'm doing it.
00:40I'm doing it.
00:40I'm doing it.
00:40I'm doing it.
00:41I'm doing it.
00:43So I know that
00:46it's okay.
00:48I know what happened.
00:50I want to know.
00:53You know, you know,
00:56I don't know.
00:57I don't know if it's ever been a time.
00:58I don't know.
00:59I don't know.
01:05No, man.
01:06You can't say your name.
01:07You can't say your name.
01:08No, no, no.
01:11No name.
01:11No name.
01:11No name drop.
01:14Oy, oy, oy.
01:15Pag-a-ay, nandah.
01:16Hindi kinawang armalite.
01:18O, t...
01:18Uzi.
01:19O, talaga.
01:21Basta,
01:22hindi na akma yung kinikilos niya sa...
01:24Ano?
01:25Sa dapat na kinikilos lang ng...
01:27Normal, o?
01:28Oo.
01:29Kung baga...
01:29Paano?
01:30Nagpi-1020, tapos...
01:31Ito.
01:32Ito.
01:32Ganito na lang sasabihin yung word.
01:38Okay, ha.
01:39Okay, ha.
01:40Tumitingin sa'yo,
01:40pero nag-imaginary na meron siyang hawak na ice cream.
01:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:46Ganon ba?
01:47Grabe, no.
01:48Okay.
01:49Siguro, right word.
01:50Siguro, yung tamang word siguro para...
01:52Okay, yan.
01:53May gumaganyan.
01:53May nahulog.
01:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:55Tapos ganito yung suot na.
01:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:59Hey, yeah, yeah.
01:59Sinad, John, may punit dito.
02:01May punit dito.
02:03Hindi naman ganon.
02:04Kung baga...
02:05Sige, parang...
02:06Conti na lang yung binibigay na talaga yung sarili.
02:09Okay, hindi konti.
02:10Binibigay na talaga yung sarili.
02:11Ganon.
02:12Ayaw ko sa babae agresibo kasi.
02:14Ayaw ko, ayaw ko, ayaw ko.
02:15Ayaw mo, hindi ako ganyan.
02:17Alam mo, dito sir, your honor,
02:19walang may ganyan.
02:20Lahat yung may dito, behave.
02:22Tingnan mo si Mama Jerwin,
02:23nakasarado ang bibigay na kumakain.
02:25Hindi yan agresibo.
02:28So, anong ginagawa mo pag ganon?
02:31Like, wow!
02:32Wait lang, kalma, kalma lang, kalma lang tayo.
02:34Mabaga, hindi talaga eh.
02:36Maraming tao, kung nanonood ka man,
02:38alam mo yun.
02:39Wow.
02:40Sino ka?
02:41Welcome po ang impila ng your honor
02:43sa inyong panig kung sino ka man.
02:45Oo, kung sino ka man.
02:46Kayo.
02:47Sino kayo, di ba?
02:47So, kayo, ibig sabihin.
02:51Kayong lahat.
02:52Alam nyo na yun,
02:53kung ano yung ginagawa ko
02:54pag dumating na sa punto na ganyan.
02:57Parang nagagalit siya, no?
02:59Parang may anger.
02:59Oo.
03:00Sino kaya yan?
03:01Hindi kasi,
03:03alibawa, kayong mga babae,
03:04too much na, ano,
03:05sa'yo,
03:06comfortable,
03:07parang off-heels na.
03:08Touchy.
03:09Talagang, magiging comfortable.
03:10Hindi, susuntokin kita.
03:12Oo.
03:13Gusto mo rin suntokin,
03:14kung pwede lang mo.
03:14Oo, parang ganun.
03:16Tungha.
03:16Parang ganyan, tungha.
03:18Tungha.
03:19Tungha.
03:19Parang, bakit kailangan mo gawin yan?
03:21Parang, hindi mo ba siniisip yung, ano?
03:24Tama.
03:24Yung sarili mo.
03:25Ginan niyan malagasyon.
03:26May ginanyan ka na, tol?
03:27Meron.
03:27Umiyak.
03:28Umiyak.
03:28Napahiya yun.
03:30Pahiya yun siguro si sarili niya.
03:35Yung totally ganun na magsalita.
03:37Gusto lang.
03:38Hindi naman kayo, ano?
03:40Hindi na lang nakaitbe.
03:42Hindi naman kasalita.
03:44Hindi, wala na lang.
03:44Kung baga.
03:45Gusto ko lang magpa-picture sa'yo.
03:47Tapos, ano?
03:48Tapos labas yung dede.
03:51Pero right boob lang.
03:52Right boob.
03:53Grabe ka.
03:54Gusto ko lang magpa-picture sa'yo.
03:56Inaanap niya yung panting niya sa'yo.
03:58Gano'n lang.
03:59Mag-manyan.
04:00Ayun.
04:01Ayun pala.
04:03Ayun pala.
04:04Ayun pala.
04:04Ayun pala.
04:05Kasi ganun lang.
04:06Ganun lang.
04:06Ah, pakapangit.
04:08Pero wait lang ah.
04:10Hindi lang naman yan.
04:11Ibang tao lang ang malandi.
04:12May isang tayo malandi rin tayo.
04:13Oo.
04:14Mayroon ba kailangan sa'yo?
04:15Kinglandi.
04:16Ikaw?
04:16So, ikaw?
04:17Lumandi ka rin?
04:18Malandi ka ba?
04:20Lumandi din naman ako.
04:22Hindi ko masasabi nga hindi.
04:23Paano lumandi ang isang Kelvin?
04:24Sa akin, ako yung tipo na lalandi siguro.
04:29Parang, hindi ko ano.
04:31Yung parang, umiiwas ako.
04:35Ganun.
04:35Ah, pinapahabol mo.
04:38Umiiwas ako sa kanya.
04:39Ganun.
04:39Pero parang, interesado ako sa mga sinasabi niya.
04:45Ganun.
04:46Oo, ganun.
04:47Pwedeng elaborate mo.
04:48Kunwari, meron siyang sinabi na parang,
04:50ang gwapo mo.
04:51Bigla kang i-exit.
04:52Hindi naman, Tal.
04:53Siguro parang,
04:55titry ko pa rin naman i-acknowledge yun.
04:57Parang, tinatry ko maging normal sa kanya.
05:00Parang, okay.
05:01Di ko talaga siya lalandiin.
05:03Kumbaga.
05:04Ah, gets ko yung sinasabi mo.
05:05Ganun ko parang ina-express yung feeling ko na.
05:09Kung ano yung normal na Kelvin,
05:11kung meron kang isang crush,
05:13hindi mo papakita kung ano yung pagiging normal mo.
05:16Kumbaga, iiwasan mo siya.
05:17Hindi mo siya kakausapin.
05:19And, kumbaga parang,
05:20okay, kapag decidido naman ako na,
05:22gusto ko ba talaga siya,
05:23eh di,
05:25ililigawan ko talaga siya.
05:26Parang ganun.
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