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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my high school room
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working no
00:00:36Sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think good
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check now
00:00:45Just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006 is prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name
00:01:25But details
00:01:27Yeah
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and find me telling how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I wanted
00:02:00Come, come
00:02:02Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08I came back
00:02:09I came back
00:02:10I came back
00:02:13I came back
00:02:14Ah
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright, just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean, go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:32How much
00:02:33How much?
00:02:34How much you what?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frown lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:18A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to
00:03:222006
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:32Miss Thompson
00:03:32May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mamie, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Loser! Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:33And a model student
00:04:36She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit...
00:04:40Down...
00:04:41And finish your lab
00:04:43Before...
00:04:45I...
00:04:46Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches
00:05:14You little lab rat
00:05:16A shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That acid...
00:05:22I know, Mia
00:05:23But this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment
00:05:27On you!
00:05:36Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you...
00:05:54Look...
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention
00:06:12Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little Miss...
00:06:21Stutter
00:06:22This time...
00:06:23No more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29Hmm...
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to me
00:06:56Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:04No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher released favorite teacher Alyssa
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:23Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:30No, no
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:35I like this new you
00:07:37I like the new me too
00:07:39Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello High School 2.0
00:07:43AHHHHH
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen?
00:07:52Stop! Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel?
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:23I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:32I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:49I did
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:56Come here
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes but we love you too
00:09:00And since we love you
00:09:02Let's get you right
00:09:08Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides then Mia honestly
00:09:13Who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:18The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:21Plastic definition of perfect
00:09:24To the queen
00:09:24Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it wannabe Lance
00:09:28Choke and die slutty spears
00:09:31Well
00:09:32Since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor?
00:09:52What the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Con Con!
00:10:04You already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this together
00:10:09Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Ah Mr. Oliver
00:10:32Fail again you won't be able to go to prom
00:10:34Or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45The theory of relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong
00:11:01I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:06You wasted
00:11:07How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:12See ya later Misty
00:11:19Hey I just wanted to thank you for
00:11:32I'm sorry I didn't mean to
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Are you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:39Ooh
00:11:41Sorry your necklace
00:11:42Oh no don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:48My mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know I
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow
00:11:58Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:32To be honest with you Mia
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:49Is
00:12:52Oh my god Mia are you okay?
00:12:54I'm sorry
00:12:54Oh fuck
00:12:55No yeah I'm fine I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh she's out of my league
00:13:00She
00:13:00Oh god
00:13:02It's okay
00:13:03Yeah I'm fine
00:13:04Yeah the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well I've actually got a plan to win her over so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:27Um
00:13:28But I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41I will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica
00:14:14If I don't take her on now
00:14:16We'll spend the next two decades paying for
00:14:22Oh perfect just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:29Everyone I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:37Connor will join too since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:45Well great chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:01You down?
00:15:06Mia you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:15You don't have to do this
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap
00:15:19Bite me knee pads!
00:15:20Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:30King
00:15:31Can't wait to have him back King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow but uh
00:15:36Show is best freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41It's your man Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother
00:15:53Oops was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them
00:15:55It's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:04No you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:27So you guys
00:16:28Who did it better?
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:36Damn
00:16:38Mia we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:45I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go there!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling go over there
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go go go go go go
00:17:14You just talked to him
00:17:14Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
00:17:17Mia
00:17:18We really need to talk
00:17:21About that kiss
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College
00:17:28Science majors are slottier than you think
00:17:30Uh you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No
00:17:34But I will
00:17:35One day
00:17:37My magic 8 ball said so
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41actually i'm from the future right it's my secret superpower so well i hope that there's another
00:17:48run for us in our future somewhere where there's less interruptions connor i don't really kiss
00:17:58people unless i'm dating them and it's not like you want to date me so actually about that well
00:18:04let's just focus on uh beating jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later yeah
00:18:11connor might be my forever crush but he's also a forever playboy at least that's what the rumors
00:18:17say fine yeah look for your information the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at
00:18:25tomorrow's bake-off so we could team up
00:18:32wait you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:37you could run this school if you wanted to mia you're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:51wait you're not seriously thinking about answering if you do i will embarrass you so bad
00:18:58you will wish you were dead still want to do this
00:19:04why not
00:19:06baking is just chemistry let the best baker win
00:19:11ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:22what are you talking about you don't look the part yet let us help you out
00:19:38later loser
00:19:41let me guess just a bitch strikes again
00:19:44well i hope her baked goods burn in hell you want me to go curse her
00:19:48thanks for the thought k but i don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52i'm never gonna have to give you an edge something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:58meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00why
00:20:01because i'm gonna turn you into a sexy nerdy baking queen
00:20:09hey mia where are you where's your baking buddy gong gong did she chicken out last night
00:20:19all right may i present to you your future girlfriend i mean this year's bake-off hbic
00:20:29mia watkins
00:20:32yeah you look like a try hard overdressed much come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:38like i was saying you look gorgeous
00:20:41high school bucket list item number eight flirt like a hot girl
00:20:46look who's talking chef ready to win stop putting on a show this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:53who the hell do you think you are mia call me queen
00:21:01because i'm coming for your throne
00:21:12shut up or die
00:21:16all right contestants we're about to begin to your tables please uh do you have any idea what we're
00:21:22doing here oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy
00:21:26topping it's really easy what it's science meets sweets come on all right contestants the bake-off begins now
00:21:37okay okay
00:21:42like this
00:21:44like that
00:22:09cool trick bill nye the science nerd
00:22:14i hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:23oops oops
00:22:25oops
00:22:25foot slipped sorry not sorry
00:22:31my hand slipped
00:22:33oh
00:22:36oh she's awful
00:22:39oh
00:22:40if you do that again miss watkins you will be disqualified
00:22:43she just kicked our table
00:22:44i did not see jessica do anything wrong get back to work
00:22:48it's fine it's fine
00:22:50so what do we do now
00:22:51a good scientist
00:22:54always has a plan
00:22:57and
00:22:59time
00:23:02the winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:08jessica
00:23:08jessica you're up
00:23:10jessica you're up
00:23:10it is a model
00:23:12of my mansion
00:23:14and anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year
00:23:17it's so crazy
00:23:20this is our dessert
00:23:22it may look simple but it's got a little magic to it
00:23:27the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:01the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:12mia watkins
00:24:14mia the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and connor
00:24:26i can't believe it oh that's my queen that's my best friend we love her best day of my life
00:24:34i knew you could do it
00:24:38no
00:24:40caught her in that trophy you're mine
00:24:50i'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:53i'm sorry
00:24:55high school bucket list item number nine start a riot make it epic
00:25:09because
00:25:27jessica team mia get over here right now
00:25:32principal davis before you say anything mia started it thank you for your honesty
00:25:39jessica you and your friends can go what no she's lying i would drop that attitude miss watkins
00:25:48you know what no i like having an attitude i lived for years without one and now it's here to
00:25:57stay
00:25:57one more bad word one more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended fine i'll stop having an
00:26:07attitude when you stop letting jessica's dad ride you oh sorry no one knows about that yet both of
00:26:15you pack your bags wait are we suspended i can't get suspended my dad's gonna fly back from his
00:26:23business trip and get me killed no no no i'm giving you a vacation day you're both free to go
00:26:29okay for real of course you're both free to go and if uh you ever need anything feel free to
00:26:34come by
00:26:35my office the door's always open how much money did her dad give you uh 147 347 dollars and 36
00:26:44quiet demon child i'll take a thought why don't you um help me clean up here my star students
00:26:52thank you
00:26:57thank you
00:26:59whoa did you see the look on his face yeah he was freaking out how did you know all that
00:27:04stuff
00:27:04though well i told you i can see the future so right it's no big deal yeah so tell me
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight well i have to study for the science test oh yeah
00:27:20what's that one again anatomy it's the study of the human body yeah yeah you want to do it at
00:27:29my
00:27:29place my parents aren't home your place let go oh yeah like us together you're alone yeah let's go
00:27:41okay professor i promise to be a good boy
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00:31:03what
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00:31:05next
00:31:06okay
00:31:21yeah
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37To level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:57And make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:09What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15You know about this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:33No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:43Here.
00:32:44Here.
00:32:47Here.
00:32:48Here.
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00:32:55Oh hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside.
00:33:26Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:34Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I wouldn't have ever been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help.
00:35:22But you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:41I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through
00:35:50and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on, let's move before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:20Connor, talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:30I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:32but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:30to me now?
00:37:31Yes, you're super smart and sexy, and I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:40Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh, shit.
00:39:24Caps here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:44All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better party you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:01when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:08You know,
00:40:10that walking steroid,
00:40:12he's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:17You are.
00:40:23You are
00:40:26not
00:40:26going to believe
00:40:28who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back
00:40:41from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list,
00:40:54item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress
00:40:57that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress
00:41:00for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that,
00:41:05she won't really want some.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08Or not.
00:41:09I mean,
00:41:11if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16I mean,
00:41:17I mean,
00:41:17our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50You look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique
00:42:02on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:07No, I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s
00:42:14because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then,
00:42:20just blink twice
00:42:21so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl,
00:42:35if you really know everything that's going to happen,
00:42:37who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You're Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here,
00:42:51so your party's not the total best.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll start you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her,
00:43:27but she's like a crazier Regina George
00:43:28with worse highlights.
00:43:31I'm so cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four,
00:43:33there's a great polaroid that I took
00:43:34of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments
00:43:40into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:47Hey.
00:43:47Hey.
00:43:49Hey.
00:43:49Hey.
00:43:49Hey.
00:43:49Hey.
00:43:52Hey.
00:43:56Hey.
00:43:58Hey.
00:44:00Hey.
00:44:00Hey.
00:44:01Hey.
00:44:01Hey.
00:44:02Hey.
00:44:03Hey.
00:44:03Hey.
00:44:05Hey.
00:44:05Hey.
00:44:07Hey.
00:44:08Hey.
00:44:08Hey.
00:44:08Hey.
00:44:09Hey.
00:44:10Hey.
00:44:10Hey.
00:44:10Hey.
00:44:10Hey.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:12Hey.
00:44:19Hey.
00:44:19since birth and now everybody knows him you know a year ago this book would have destroyed me
00:44:27but now i know everything in here made me who i am today
00:44:35so go ahead read away i have nothing to hide unlike you if you keep messing with me i'll just
00:44:41expose you for all the horrible things you've done you have nothing on me poser what about
00:44:47what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip what i nobody knows about that
00:44:56you just wait till facebook face what okay english much you know this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all but the only one getting exposed today is you
00:45:17what are you hiding back there mia your couch potato yeah show us your stressed out brain pain
00:45:23that is way too far jessica my mom gave her that dress and it looks tragic on her honestly i
00:45:30was
00:45:30helping hey you're beautiful mia and you know it's okay i'm not embarrassed
00:45:41jessica you think being prom queen is all about looks okay
00:45:48high school bucket list item number 12
00:45:51flam it while you got it
00:45:52but you want my shine you want my glossy you want my sexy you want my sexy
00:46:01ain't gonna get it ain't gonna get it ain't gonna get it ain't gonna get it
00:46:08it ain't gonna get it
00:46:12holy shiit mia
00:46:15yes mia okay mia
00:46:17doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back wow look at you pretending to be hot and
00:46:24popular fyi you will never be like us you will never live like us no i want to live better
00:46:32how about a game of truth or dare i dare you all to strip something off
00:46:41high school bucket list item number 13. find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:46:48who cares if they stripped anyone can do that i can do it and i bet i can do it
00:46:54even better
00:47:00i can do it i can do it
00:47:05fine let those mouthbreakers have a dumbass party bye jess
00:47:16even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:44oh my wrist i think i sprained it hey hey hey hey she's not waking up she needs help
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again you can't quit on me right now
00:48:02yeah
00:48:03not before i not before i tell you that
00:48:09yeah i've always
00:48:11mia hey hey hey mia are you okay yeah yeah
00:48:19what happened jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game okay i was trying to
00:48:26recycle how would i know her giant head would get in the way i didn't see that coming
00:48:39okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out remember vote me up vote me up
00:48:45vote me up i got you come on let's go
00:48:59thank you for saving my life i'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:15what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:25and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30i would never date jessica connor seriously stop don't
00:49:37make promises you can't keep you know the girl i actually do like
00:49:43okay she's i know she's a genius and you're getting your grades up for her it's really cool
00:49:50get some rest i'll be in the guest room connor can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:32oh
00:50:33oh
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice
00:50:53you scared me
00:50:56god no i don't
00:50:58i like to sing when i'm busy or bored
00:51:01so it's never around anyone
00:51:04which is good
00:51:06i'm not just anyone
00:51:12what is all this
00:51:13well
00:51:15you know the tradition
00:51:17senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21you want to help me rap
00:51:24Mia this is amazing
00:51:26no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31i've never met anyone like you
00:51:35not yet anyway
00:51:40so
00:51:41eight ball girl
00:51:44what's future me like
00:51:45don't tell me i'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not
00:51:49don't even look
00:51:50i know you're not
00:51:53you're
00:51:53you're actually super successful
00:51:58really smart
00:52:01kind
00:52:05you're pretty perfect
00:52:07actually
00:52:11no wonder i was in love
00:52:20oh
00:52:21hold up
00:52:21who did you say you're in love with
00:52:23no one
00:52:25i
00:52:26i meant that i was
00:52:28in love with
00:52:30being from the future
00:52:32because now i
00:52:34know all of these is awesome
00:52:36yeah
00:52:38so
00:52:39so who do i get married to
00:52:43jessica alba
00:52:44jessica alba
00:52:45so you gotta get over that britney crash
00:52:46because things get complicated
00:52:50okay
00:52:50yeah
00:52:52you know i can actually uh read the future also
00:52:55really
00:52:55you know what i see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals
00:53:06i'd love to
00:53:08question
00:53:10are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:12i'm sure he
00:53:15will come to other games
00:53:16he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the nba
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:23Connor
00:53:25your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad actually
00:53:28come on
00:53:29you don't want to be late
00:53:31okay
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these man
00:53:47this will win you crazy votes
00:53:49sure
00:53:51but
00:53:54i also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because
00:53:57in a few months we will all glow our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what will happen then
00:54:04right
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh
00:54:14you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much i already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now
00:54:36me
00:54:37no
00:54:38i'm just giving my besties
00:54:41the gifts they deserve
00:54:43but i'm sure
00:54:44but i'm sure
00:54:45he'll like your uh
00:54:46goodwill
00:54:47hand-me-downs too
00:54:50besties
00:54:52you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course i do
00:54:57well
00:54:58the hot ones
00:54:59the rest are freaks not people
00:55:01but hey money talks right
00:55:03even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now
00:55:09let's see what you got
00:55:19look trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:24thank you
00:55:24i got them gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:36um
00:55:36they mean
00:55:38that you're a peasant
00:55:39trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't
00:55:42because you're a nobody mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again
00:55:47relax jack bauer
00:55:50brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and i love all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:57look
00:56:16omg you're twin
00:56:27marge simpson
00:56:28hair
00:56:29pancake face
00:56:30kool-aid body
00:56:31i mean it's perfect
00:56:33oh and con con here is your gift
00:56:36only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:40i don't want anything from you
00:56:43not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:56:51no matter what i do
00:56:53jess always gets your way
00:56:55prom queen
00:56:56connor
00:56:56what am i even doing here
00:57:01bribes aren't my thing
00:57:03maybe you should ask principal davis though
00:57:05he might be down
00:57:08hey
00:57:09come here wait
00:57:10hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:12they're special
00:57:14not because they're expensive or fancy
00:57:16but because they're from you
00:57:17no
00:57:17no i know they're stupid
00:57:20and she
00:57:21she won this one
00:57:22so let's just go
00:57:23just trust me
00:57:26they're gonna love them
00:57:27hey you guys
00:57:29nina has gifts for all of you
00:57:30and you're gonna love them
00:57:35shhh
00:57:59so i know these aren't coach bags or tiffany bracelets but
00:58:05i know these aren't coach bags or tiffany bracelets but
00:58:07i hope when you enter the real world
00:58:10you'll remember them
00:58:12nina what did you do
00:58:18how'd you know i wanted to be an artist
00:58:22i haven't told anybody i wanted to be an artist
00:58:25but you should
00:58:26but you should
00:58:27you're more talented than you know
00:58:30you just need
00:58:31a cool artist name
00:58:33like
00:58:34banksy
00:58:46you'll be an amazing songwriter
00:58:48just
00:58:49write about that breakup taylor
00:58:55that's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams
00:59:00be
00:59:01jordan
00:59:03nina
00:59:04these aren't
00:59:05incredible
00:59:06but i'm
00:59:08kinda confused by my gift
00:59:11just
00:59:12wait a few years
00:59:13you're gonna be
00:59:14filthy rich
00:59:16and
00:59:17what
00:59:18you deserve it
00:59:23everybody shut up
00:59:25why the hell are they all cheering for you
00:59:28why don't you open your gift and find out
00:59:31i got one for you too
00:59:38you trash
00:59:39you need some fives
00:59:42baaaaaa
00:59:42fuck
00:59:43okay
00:59:44alright fine you just keep your mouth
00:59:46please
00:59:52hey um
00:59:56this one's for you
01:00:06yeah i
01:00:11me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:15this is the first lure you ever bought me
01:00:18how did you find
01:00:19magic evolve
01:00:20remember?
01:00:21a year from now
01:00:23connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:25it's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:27do everything with your dad
01:00:30while you can
01:00:33you'll never get this time back
01:00:37thank you
01:00:38thank you
01:00:39yeah thank you
01:00:39thank you
01:00:41oh my god i didn't get you anything
01:00:43hey no
01:00:44just tell me what you want and i'll go get it
01:00:46promise me
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:50that's all i want
01:01:02for you
01:01:04i'll do it
01:01:09congrats
01:01:09congrats
01:01:10looks like you went over the class
01:01:13now what?
01:01:17it's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:22hey everyone
01:01:24tonight
01:01:26all of us misfits
01:01:27are going to the finals
01:01:30boycotting jessica's prom queen
01:01:44i knew he wouldn't make it
01:01:55i knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:02what are you rejects doing here
01:02:07animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:10we're taking a stand
01:02:12we won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:16no plastics for prom
01:02:19no plastics for prom
01:02:20you all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:23worshipped?
01:02:26they were terrified of you
01:02:28it's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:31but now
01:02:32we've finally found our voice
01:02:33right?
01:02:36well
01:02:38since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects
01:02:41let's hear your voice
01:02:46attention everyone
01:02:49America's favorite outcast Mia Watkins
01:02:53just volunteered
01:02:56to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school
01:03:00in front of the whole school
01:03:14come on Mia
01:03:16we're all waiting
01:03:19hey
01:03:20hey yes you can
01:03:22show them all what you can do
01:03:26all of them
01:03:27all of them
01:03:30no no i can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:32yes
01:03:33just don't look at them
01:03:35look at me
01:03:37i believe in you Mia
01:03:38get your camcorder buddy
01:03:40this is gonna be legendary
01:03:44i believe in you
01:03:51high school bucket list item number 14
01:03:54live your Beyonce dance
01:04:00hi everyone
01:04:02please rest
01:04:04please rest
01:04:04please rest
01:04:17oh
01:04:25just look at me
01:04:34oh
01:04:36say can you see
01:04:41by the dawn's early light
01:04:46what so proudly we hailed
01:04:58who's broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03through the perilous fight
01:05:08o'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12were so gallantly streaming
01:05:16and the rocket's red glare
01:05:22the bombs bursting in air
01:05:24the bombs bursting in air
01:05:27gave proof through the night
01:05:31gave proof through the night
01:05:32that our flag was still there
01:05:36oh say does that star-spangled banner
01:05:45yet wave
01:05:50o'er the land of the free
01:05:56and the home
01:05:59of the brave
01:06:01the braveooh
01:06:12stop
01:06:13,com point stop
01:06:14,stop give
01:06:15it up for Mia This
01:06:17is gonna be your prom queen see?
01:06:22See, everyone loves you more.
01:06:41If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game.
01:07:12Yeah, this is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone.
01:07:37The big championship game, the Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, let's begin!
01:08:11And 10 seconds left.
01:08:13The home team is down two points and Conor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer and there he goes.
01:08:38Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions 49-48 and they win the game!
01:08:54Let's go!
01:08:57First an A and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really.
01:09:09Sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:29Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:32Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth beater isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, no.
01:09:47He won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint of me.
01:09:52But I do accept payment in kisses.
01:09:57I can do a lot better than that.
01:10:05I can do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:19It always has been.
01:10:23All these circuits.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't.
01:11:32I have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test, and you passed with flying colors.
01:11:43Okay, say we do skip class, and what about prom tonight?
01:11:52Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14What?
01:12:15Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:21Sure.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:31Okay, so, hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I got to do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins, will you officially be my prom date and my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you, and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on, let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:20I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:30Oh, she's going to?
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You won a big at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given her.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say again?
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:28You're not.
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy, and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay, okay.
01:14:44Okay, okay.
01:14:44There will be the future scoop.
01:14:45Okay.
01:14:46How does Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, then was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's violent.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:14:59Yeah, but this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me with this dance?
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:16Okay.
01:15:17Let's go.
01:15:29Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hope they're alone.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:42Come, come, come.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely on your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Ugh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:10Come on.
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon.
01:17:14Think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know.
01:17:36You didn't want this before, but...
01:17:39Open it.
01:17:43Cool.
01:17:47Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:20I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53It looks like we have a winner.
01:21:01And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:13Jessica Hart!
01:21:14Jessica Hart!
01:21:16Jessica Hart!
01:21:18Jessica Hart!
01:21:19I'm so sorry.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, king.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:24Mia, is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Or you.
01:23:04Then the new life.
01:23:08The new life.
01:23:08Hi-school bucket list, item number fifteen.
01:23:16Embrace your inner clan.
01:23:18Joe.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader, what more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone.
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:53No, no, it was Mia! She knows things. She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia, come on. You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No, no! This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck! You're a cheater!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:33Here, take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes, I want you to.
01:24:41Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:49Here, Pamela.
01:24:53Here.
01:24:56Here!
01:25:04Here.
01:25:07Here.
01:25:08What the heck?
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor, what happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:30Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest glasses wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38You're a lot kids.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, are you?
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:02Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:12Some things, you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:18We're not done.
01:27:22We're a great leader.
01:27:25Okay!
01:27:31We are here in the making!
01:27:34Makes me feel like you do
01:27:37When no one sets my body on fire
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:48Oh, no one does it better
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